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4 AC The Clackamas Print Wednesday, January 29, 1997 Star Wars Humor ” f IO J 1 By Jon “Red 5” Roberts M ”*✓*** I A J fWWSTOJWifflffiWii!IJWBWWIh The Drama Department will Guttermouth with Assorted Jellybeans plus more artists TBA be performing the play Cabaret starting Today, Feb. 13. The Drama ? Department’s production of this will play LaLuna on Monday, Feb.3; Tickets are $8. Tony Award winning play will be directed by David Smith-English with vocal direction by Lonnie Cline, now open in CC140. This is a and orchestral direction by Gary student run club just for students to Melson from the Music Department. buy and sell their books. For r Showtimes are 8 p.m. on Feb:T3f,'r. information call ext. 2247. • 14, 15, 20, 21, 22 and 2:30 p m. on Feb. 16 and 23. The performances Now open! Randall Hall Gym will be in the McLoughlin Theatre ’ is open to everyone every Tuesday and tickets are $ 10 for general S arid Thursday from 12:30 to 1:30 admission, $5 for students andjsjaff. p.m. Seniors over 65 are free with reservations. Call 657-6958 ext.f ;'S Campus shuttle. The Campus 2356 for reservations. Shuttle will resume, but the service js limited. Please call ext. 2455 for Auditions! The drama I I formation on routes and times. department will be holding auditions The Samples play Tuesday, Feb. 4 at LaLuna. Tickets are on sale now for $7. Do you want to get money for your books? The Bookmart is Reward!! For the return of a leather day timer with the initials JH1 and. Columbia jacket. Stolen from the men’s locker room Jan.8. $100 for the return, no questions asked. Contact Norm at 657-6958 ext. 2250. Volunteer tutors needed. Tutors needed to tutor adults in reading and writing approximately two hours a week. Call Joe Vanzutphen at ext. 2724. Math study groups. Need someone to study the long hours needed to succeed at math? Well come over to the Math Lab and sign up for a math study group. Attention downhill skiers and snowboarders: Opportunities for PE credit for skiing at Mt. Hood Ski Bowl. Come attend orientation Thursday evening at 5 p.m. in R012. Call Nancy Mikleton, ext. 2450, or stop by R115 for information. Come to the Mt. Hood Community College Ski Ball 97. An all-college and university party Siday. Feb. 7 from 4 p.m. to idnightat Mt. Hood Ski Bowl. Tickets are on sale in the ASG office right now. Student Connection. We need • you! Do you want to socialize, meet new people, form study groups, get information and receive help with your college experience. We will meet each Friday, 11 a.m. to noon at the tables near the Help Center. ‘S.tSBBsKSe' Pantera and Clutch will visit the Salem Armory on Wednesday, Feb. 5. Tickets are on sale at Fastixx. Gary Hoey will come to LaLuna on Thursday, Feb. 6 at 9 p.m. Tickets are $8 advance and $9 at thedoor. Beck at the Salem Armory on Saturday,, Feb. 8. Tickets are $13.50. for the play The Three Little Pigs. The auditions will be held Mondays Feb. 24 from 3-6 p.m. in the I McLoughlin Hall Theatre. If this® sounds like something that you are interested in, call ext. 2356 for mitre; information. Sebadoh with Those Bastard Souls at LaLuna Monday, Feb. 10 at 7 p.m. Tickets are $12 in advance. Soul Coughing with special guest at LaLuna Tuesday, Feb. 11 at 9 p.m. Tickets are $9 in advance. Student Lobby Day Monday, Feb. 17. Pell Grants, Oregon Health PLan, Hope scholarships and morel.. & Call Jacob Boenish at ext. 2247 for /. more information. Luscious Jackson with the s at LaLuna Wednesday, Feb. 12 B p.m. Tickets are $12 in advance. DIO will play an over-21 show at the Roseland on Saturday, Feb. 15. Tickets are on sale at Fastixx. For more information on any ofitjj these events call Jon at ext. 2309 or the ASG at ext. 2247. The Queers with Screw 32 plus the G roovie Ghoulies pl ay LaLuna on Monday, Feb. 28 at 9 p.m. Tickets are $6 at the door. Trickey with Jeruthe 4| Damaja at LaLuna on Wednesday, Jan. 29. Tickets afeSiT^i Local H at LaLunaon Friday, Jan. 31. Ticke^wm^tw^ George Carlin at the Schnitzcr on Saturday, 1. 4 A s V* « day> Feb. Feb- I- Tickets are on sale stile at Ticketmaster for $24.50 +service :rvicc charge. , ‘ 1, Slash’s Blues Ball featuring Slash play Saturday.Feb. g at 9 p.m. Tickets are available at Fastixx for $14 +service charge. The Cardigans will play ■ LaLuna on Thursday, March 6. Tickets are for sale at any Ticketmaster. Live will play the Moore Theater in Seattle on Sunday, March 9. Tickets are on sale at any Ticketmaster. There is no word on a Portland show yet. Several bands will be returning to the Rose City thiksummer.Here. js a list Of some of the bands rumored to stop by: • Rush B.B. King with special guest at the Roseland will perform two shows on Monday, Feb. 3 at 7 and at 10 p.m. Tickets are available at Rata,21 ««lover. Á\>G1T DESIGNED ßY Jabí < • - . Journey ZZTop . Pink Floyd ' .Bush ^The Presidents of the Vrnled StJt„ rf Anirnr« :' Lines you always wanted to hear in a Star Wars film but never will: Anyone: Keep talking, 3PO, what you’re saying is intruiging. Random Imperial Stormtrooper: No, I’d rather not, Sir. Vader: Ooooh look! What cute, furry little creatures! (Hugging Ewok.) Anonymous Death Star Officer: Wow, that Vader is touchy today. C-3PO: No comment. Chewbacca: Why don’t I ever get a girl? Luke: Jeez, the only woman around and she has to be my sister. Random Imperial Trooper: Emperor Palpatine? Here’s that wrinkle cream you asked for, sir... Luke: (trying. to impress girl) Wanna see some neat Jedi tricks ? Boba Fett: You know, I’m actually a really nice guy when you get to know me... Luke (to Vader): But what happens if I push this button on your chest that says “Off?” or: This button that says “Reboot?” Yoda: A Jedi whines not! Vader: Luke, wait! You forgot your hand!! Luke: My sister? Oh well, what she doesn’t know can’t hurt her. Luke: (to Vader) My father? Bah! Father my missing right hand! Next thing I know, you’ll be trying to tell me that Leia’s my sister! (Laughing uncontrollably.) Vader: NOOOOOH I’ll never join you!!! Tarkin: Maybe we should try talking things over before we do anything drastic. /W Ei/E^ March 9 at 7:30 p.m, Choir Concert held in Gregory Forum. May 21 at 7:30 p.m, Instru Gregory Forum. azz Night in \ May 23 at 7:30y^ohÄ'Wilt play host to the Vocal Jazz ....... \ May 23 at 8 p.m, WindEnsembleGoncert^t Lewis & Clark. June 8 at 3 p.m, CCC Choral Concert held in Gregory Forum. “TK-421” K qkekts The Star Wars 2 days ticket ifiFDRmaTinn Tlcketmaster/G.l. Joe. .224-4400 Fastlxx/Fred Meyer. .224-TIXX Rose Garden Arena/CpHs^w^; .235-8771 Civic Auditorium/PCPfa........ .248-4496 ■ ffl|y--"'jWWnqui-com^La^uria LaLuna Home pai 23 days ‘6 iff KNRK 94.7 Home ..www.knrk.com KUFO to 1.1 Home www.kufo.com KGON 92.3 Home www.kgon.com KWJJ 99.5 Home Page kwjjradio.com/ KB00 90.7 Home Page. .www. teleport. com/-kboofm/ Starwars is ri77 and copyright tucasfi/m Ltd. 1997.
