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Wednesday, January 29, 1997
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The Drama Department will
Guttermouth with Assorted
Jellybeans plus more artists TBA
be performing the play Cabaret
starting Today, Feb. 13. The Drama ?
Department’s production of this
will play LaLuna on Monday,
Feb.3; Tickets are $8.
Tony Award winning play will be
directed by David Smith-English
with vocal direction by Lonnie Cline,
now open in CC140. This is a
and orchestral direction by Gary
student run club just for students to
Melson from the Music Department.
buy and sell their books. For
r Showtimes are 8 p.m. on Feb:T3f,'r.
information call ext. 2247.
• 14, 15, 20, 21, 22 and 2:30 p m. on
Feb. 16 and 23. The performances
Now open! Randall Hall Gym
will be in the McLoughlin Theatre ’
is open to everyone every Tuesday
and tickets are $ 10 for general S
arid Thursday from 12:30 to 1:30
admission, $5 for students andjsjaff.
p.m.
Seniors over 65 are free with
reservations. Call 657-6958 ext.f ;'S
Campus shuttle. The Campus 2356 for reservations.
Shuttle will resume, but the service
js limited. Please call ext. 2455 for
Auditions! The drama I
I formation on routes and times.
department will be holding auditions
The Samples play Tuesday,
Feb. 4 at LaLuna. Tickets are on sale
now for $7.
Do you want to get money
for your books? The Bookmart is
Reward!! For the return of a
leather day timer with the initials
JH1 and. Columbia jacket. Stolen
from the men’s locker room Jan.8.
$100 for the return, no questions
asked. Contact Norm at 657-6958
ext. 2250.
Volunteer tutors needed.
Tutors needed to tutor adults in
reading and writing approximately
two hours a week. Call Joe
Vanzutphen at ext. 2724.
Math study groups. Need
someone to study the long hours
needed to succeed at math? Well
come over to the Math Lab and sign
up for a math study group.
Attention downhill skiers
and snowboarders: Opportunities
for PE credit for skiing at Mt. Hood
Ski Bowl. Come attend orientation
Thursday evening at 5 p.m. in R012.
Call Nancy Mikleton, ext. 2450, or
stop by R115 for information.
Come to the Mt. Hood
Community College Ski Ball 97.
An all-college and university party
Siday. Feb. 7 from 4 p.m. to
idnightat Mt. Hood Ski Bowl.
Tickets are on sale in the ASG office
right now.
Student Connection. We need
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you! Do you want to socialize, meet
new people, form study groups, get
information and receive help with
your college experience. We will
meet each Friday, 11 a.m. to noon at
the tables near the Help Center.
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Pantera and Clutch will visit
the Salem Armory on Wednesday,
Feb. 5. Tickets are on sale at
Fastixx.
Gary Hoey will come to
LaLuna on Thursday, Feb. 6 at 9
p.m. Tickets are $8 advance and $9
at thedoor.
Beck at the Salem Armory on
Saturday,, Feb. 8. Tickets are $13.50.
for the play The Three Little Pigs.
The auditions will be held Mondays
Feb. 24 from 3-6 p.m. in the I
McLoughlin Hall Theatre. If this®
sounds like something that you are
interested in, call ext. 2356 for mitre;
information.
Sebadoh with Those Bastard
Souls at LaLuna Monday, Feb. 10
at 7 p.m. Tickets are $12 in advance.
Soul Coughing with special
guest at LaLuna Tuesday, Feb. 11 at
9 p.m. Tickets are $9 in advance.
Student Lobby Day Monday,
Feb. 17. Pell Grants, Oregon Health
PLan, Hope scholarships and morel.. &
Call Jacob Boenish at ext. 2247 for
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more information.
Luscious Jackson with the
s at LaLuna Wednesday, Feb. 12
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p.m. Tickets are $12 in advance.
DIO will play an over-21 show
at the Roseland on Saturday, Feb.
15. Tickets are on sale at Fastixx.
For more information on any ofitjj
these events call Jon at ext. 2309 or
the ASG at ext. 2247.
The Queers with Screw 32
plus the G roovie Ghoulies pl ay
LaLuna on Monday, Feb. 28 at 9
p.m. Tickets are $6 at the door.
Trickey with Jeruthe 4|
Damaja at LaLuna on Wednesday,
Jan. 29. Tickets afeSiT^i
Local H at LaLunaon Friday,
Jan. 31. Ticke^wm^tw^
George Carlin at the
Schnitzcr on Saturday,
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Tickets are on sale
stile at Ticketmaster
for $24.50 +service
:rvicc charge. ,
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Slash’s Blues Ball featuring
Slash play Saturday.Feb. g at 9
p.m. Tickets are available at Fastixx
for $14 +service charge.
The Cardigans will play ■
LaLuna on Thursday, March 6.
Tickets are for sale at any
Ticketmaster.
Live will play the Moore
Theater in Seattle on Sunday, March
9. Tickets are on sale at any
Ticketmaster. There is no word on a
Portland show yet.
Several bands will be returning
to the Rose City thiksummer.Here.
js a list Of some of the bands
rumored to stop by:
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Rush
B.B. King with special guest
at the Roseland will perform two
shows on Monday, Feb. 3 at 7 and
at 10 p.m. Tickets are available at
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Lines you always wanted to hear in a Star Wars
film but never will:
Anyone: Keep talking, 3PO, what you’re saying is
intruiging.
Random Imperial Stormtrooper: No, I’d rather not,
Sir.
Vader: Ooooh look! What cute, furry little creatures!
(Hugging Ewok.)
Anonymous Death Star Officer: Wow, that Vader is
touchy today.
C-3PO: No comment.
Chewbacca: Why don’t I ever get a girl?
Luke: Jeez, the only woman around and she has to be
my sister.
Random Imperial Trooper:
Emperor Palpatine? Here’s that
wrinkle cream you asked for,
sir...
Luke: (trying. to impress
girl) Wanna see some neat
Jedi tricks ?
Boba Fett: You know,
I’m actually a really nice guy when you get to know me...
Luke (to Vader): But what happens if I push this button
on your chest that says “Off?”
or: This button that says “Reboot?”
Yoda: A Jedi whines not!
Vader: Luke, wait! You forgot your hand!!
Luke: My sister? Oh well, what she doesn’t know can’t
hurt her.
Luke: (to Vader) My father? Bah! Father my missing
right hand! Next thing I know, you’ll be trying to tell me
that Leia’s my sister! (Laughing uncontrollably.)
Vader: NOOOOOH I’ll never join you!!!
Tarkin: Maybe we should try talking things over
before we do anything drastic.
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March 9 at 7:30 p.m, Choir Concert held in Gregory
Forum.
May 21 at 7:30 p.m, Instru
Gregory Forum.
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May 23 at 7:30y^ohÄ'Wilt play host to
the Vocal Jazz
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May 23 at 8 p.m, WindEnsembleGoncert^t Lewis
& Clark.
June 8 at 3 p.m, CCC Choral Concert held in Gregory
Forum.
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