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A&E The Clackamas Print Wednesday, May 1,1996 ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ •♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦:♦ ❖ ❖ ♦:♦ Club OJenbar ♦♦♦ Attention all Native Ameri can students: Meetings for the Native American Students Club are now scheduled for ev ery Thurs., at 5 p.m., usually in the Community Center. Formore information, call Sylvia Ollgaard at 632-4619, Laney Fouse at ext. 2309, or Cori Kargel at ext. 2578. ❖Spanish Club meets every Fri day from 11 a. m. to 12 p.m. in Room B237. ❖ Chrysalis Come CEL EBRATE women writing! Join other women writers every Wednesday at 12 p.m. in Bl 14. No matter how you write, you are ready to read. ?’s, call Kate Gray at ext. 2371. ♦♦♦ Phi Theta Kappa Exec Meetings 12 noon, M204, Tues days, 5/7, 5/14, 5/21, 5/28, ??’s call Kate Gray, ext. 2371 or Rose mary at 257-7765. All PTK members welcome. ♦♦♦Fellowship of Christian Ath letes (FCA) has meetings every Thursday from 12:30-1:30 p.m. Everyone including non-athletes are welcome. ♦♦♦GALAB: Treat yourself to a support group for Gays, Lesbians and Bisexuals. Meetings are Thursdays at 4 p.m. at Starbuck’s in the Oregon City Fred Meyer’s; and Fridays, 12p.m. inP104. ?’s call ext. 2371. ♦♦♦ All Interested Writers, Po ets, Playwrights, Readers Come to B241, each Tue. from 12:30-1:30. We will also have off-campus meetings from 5:15 to 7 p.m. each Fri. in the old Or egon City library between 6th and 7th St. in Oregon City. We go to readings, plays, & lierary events in Portland. Bring your work or yourself and join us in a supportive relaxed environment. Allen Widerburg, ext. 2359. ♦♦♦Need a Break on Tuesday Nights? Come join TNT-Tues- day Night Together at Barclay Village, Apt. 404, 7:30 p.m. It’s a time of open discussion, en couragement, friendship-build ing, food (if Carolyn actually buys some), and FUN. Call Car olyn for directions, info, or if you have ?’s at 650-8526 or 497- 3491 (pager). Sponsored by BSM - Christian Fellowship. *♦* Baptist Student Ministries the true times of Bible Studies are: Mon. 11-11:50 a.m. B112 Tie. noon-12:50p.m. Bl 13 Wed. 10-10:50p.m. Bl 14 Wed. noon-12:50 p.m. Bl 12 Studies in the books of Job and John. Call Carolyn with any questions at 650-8526 or 497- 3491 (pager). Sponsored by BSM Fellowship. ♦♦♦Come Learn About The Baha’i Faith Every Friday from 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. in Bl 12. Dis cussions will focus on the basic beliefs of the Baha’i Faith such as oneness of God, of religions, and humanity, and also on apply ing spiritual solutions to daily life. All are welcome. **« ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦♦♦ ♦$» ♦♦♦ ♦$► ♦$♦ ♦$» ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ moves Good and (heap Entertainment to the big screen Brian Ray Staff Writer The latest in the long line of television to movie adaptations is “Mystery Science Theater 3000.” Based on the long-running Comedy Central series of the same name, “MST3K” is a laugh riot from beginning to end. Retaining the same smart-aleck zaniness that made the series so wildly popular, the film will delight fans of the series and quite possibly make new ones. The film’s plot is exactly the same as the television series, which finds an ordinary guy named Mike (played by Mike Nelson), a mild- mannered maintenance man who is put into a diabolical experiment by the evil Dr. Clayton Forrester (played by Trace Beaulieu). After being sent into space, Mike is forced to watch cheesy sci- fi movies while Dr. Forrester moni tors his mind. Mike’s only com panions are two robots he built, the ever-clever, hysterically funny Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot (voiced by creator/director Jim Mallon and Beaulieu, respectfully), who heckle and crack jokes throughout the entire movie. The film is a movie within a movie. The one in ques tion being the 1956 turkey “This Island Earth.” By itself, “This Is land Earth” would be unwatchable. “MST3K” is like watching these awful movies with your buddies, except with better jokes. The film is very funny, full of sarcasm and wit. I found my self not only chuckling, but laugh ing out loud throughout the movie, not just in a few spots. Pop-culture references abound in “MST3K”. One hysteri cally funny scene finds a spaceship landing on a planet, from which green smoke is rising. One of the robots remarks, “It’s landing in Tommy Chong’s backyard!” Funny, funny stuff. If you are a fan of the series, you will like the film, as all of the principal appeal of the series has been carried over. Director/co- writer/co-creator Jim Mallon sets the film up well and doesn’t fool with the formula of the series. Wise decision, as “MST3K” fans or “MSTies” are a hardcore bunch. That’s not to say that you have to be a fan of the series to enjoy the film. Fans take note: this may be your last chance to see “MST3K” in all its glory. Comedy Central has unceremoniously canceled the se ries, even though reruns will air through late 1996. The film is cur rently is limited release, showing exclusively at the Broadway Metroplex in Downtown Portland. The film opens in wide release on May 3. New to video MAY 7 Dead Presidents It Takes Two Carrington The Show MAY 14 - Jumanji - American President - Powder - - - - - Three Wishes - Gold Diggers - A Month by the Lake - Feast of July MAY 21 - Golden Eye - Casino - Nick of Time - Les Miserables MAY 28 - Get Shorty - Dunston Checked In - Wild Bill H elp W anted *$200 - $500 WEEKLY* Mailing travel brochures. No experience necessary. For information, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Universal Travel P.O. Box 610188 Miami, FL 33261 Running low on cash, but trying hard to avoid boredom? Well you can still have maximum fun for minimum money. Try some of these cheap time wasters. Incredible Universe - Hundreds of minutes of free entertainment: play the newest video games, kick back and watch a movie in the home theater rooms, and dream about which CD you’d buy — if you had money. All this excitement under one roof! * Wunderland - $1.75 gets you in, all the free games are In the back. * Ride Tri-Met in downtown Portland all day -- for FREE! * Visit Kidd’s Toy Museum, 1300 SE Grand -- It’s open Monday through Friday, 8 to 5:30, and it’s FREE! * Vintage Cars - Basically a bunch of cool cars in a window. 1604 SW Alder. * Stand on Mills End Park -- At 24 inches in diameter, it is Portland’s smallest city park located in the middle of a traffic island, at the intersection of SW Front and Taylor. * Powell’s Books - Better than a library; when you buy a book it’s yours! 1005 W. Burnside Portland, call 228- 4651. * Twin Lake Theatre, State Street, Lake Oswego, every Monday and Thursday night. One dollar, two movies -- The movies may be a bit outdated, but what a deal! * Have a picnic at the John Inskeep Environmental Learning Center on the grounds of Clackamas Community College. * Visit the UFO Museum -- curator Lex Loeb is extremely funny in his own wierd way, as he guides you on a tour of his wacky imagination. This is by far the best cheap thrill in Oregon, possibly the world and it’s only a buck! 1637 SW Alder. Call for hours - 227-2975. Now you should have absolutely no reason to be bored... even on a college students budget. By Jock Evons [Editor’s Note: Special thanks to “The Offbeat Guide to the Wild and Wacky Side of Portland, Oregon, Fifth Edition.”] CLACKAMAS FEDERAL CREDIT UNION YOU ARE ELIGIBLE!!!!!! Eligible to join the most convenient financial institution in Clackamas County. We are as close as your phone and as convenient as your nearest ATM. YOU ARE ELIGIBLE FOR: *Free checking and-ATM service Tree audio response, PC connection and ATM's (Spanish available) *VISA at 13.9% APR, no annual fee, 25-day grace period "Impressive dividend rates "Lifetime membership "Great member service and much more!! All full-time Clackamas Community College students are eligible to join Clackamas Federal Credit Union. variety of shifts to fit a busy schedule. S8-S9/hour and great benefits are part of our part-time package. Package-handling positions require lifting up to 70 lbs. IF A PART-TIME JOB IS THE SOLUTION TO YOUR TUITION EXPENSES, CALL rhi JOBLINE 800-382-0945 ♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦Ma Squal Opportunity B«ploy«r* + ** + ***** 270 Warner-Milne Rd. Oregon City, Or. 97045 Ph. 656-0671 FAX 655-7658 4400 SE International Way Milwaukie, Òr. 97222 Ph. 653-7788 FAX 653-9771 COME JOIN US!!