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Q^HINGS WE THINK Things Other! Think and What Ws Think of ths I lungs Others Think HIGHER MATHEMATICS. The man who was sent to the in sane asylum because he insisted there were 20 in his family, while the court found that there were only he and his wife, may have figured that his wife was 2 and he was the 0. • • • The man who is a brute is usually an ass. • • • All happiness would be lost if w. should attain every ambition. HOME THINGS BEST KEPT QUIET. Many people who mourn that they receivo no public attention would feel much worse if the public in- I sisted on knowing all about every thing they did. advise young men to make the moat where the concern is weak on man of that feeling while it lasts. agement. HARD TO PLEASE. A woman would rather not know Your wife gets just about as tired a secret than not have anyone to of having you around all the time tell it to. as of not having you around any of The harder the climb the greater the time. the reward—if it be only your own satisfaction over the achievement. Once in awhile you’ll find an old maid who doesn't want to get mar- Folks will do a lot of .foolish ried. • • • things trying to make others be- When a i man _ gets unsteady on his lievo they know a lot more than 1- legs the cop is likely x to ----- put » Vl-J him jn they do. • • • limbo. THE BLUSHING, RETIRING BRIDE. LUXURIES COME CHEAP. A woman doesn’t like to get mar At St. Joseph, Mo., the value of ried in a town that doesn’t have at a man’s love has been fixed at 42. least two newspapers. Living is not very high for girls in • • • that city. CATCH ’EM YOUNG; TREAT ’EM The girl is I all the world to her ROUGH. When a girl is being courted she lover—and all the world loves a likes to feel that she has a boss lover. • « • whose wishes must bo obeyed. We The biggest fool is the one who knows it all. » * • With two young women on a sofa, give a man an inch and he 11 get between them. ARCADE THEATER WEEKLY PROGRAM Fri., Jan. 12—“The Cave Girl,” a drama of youth gone wild. A romance of silent trails and running waters. Mack Sen nett Comedy, “Made in the Kitchen.” Sat., Jan. 13—Charles (Buck) Jones in “Western Speed.” Comedy, “Double Trouble,” ami Mutt and Jeff. Sun,-Mon., Jan. 14-15—Jane Novak in a huge drama of the North, “The Snowshoe Trail.” Comedy, “Hickville Romeo.” Tues., Jan. 16—Wallace Reid, Gloria Swanson and Elliott Dexter in “Don’t Tell Everything.” Up-to-the-moment story with pep and punch and action from start to finish. Comedy, “Torchy in High.” Wed., Jan. 17—Neal Hart in “Black Sheep.” Brimful of sensation thrills, re plete with mental clashes and physical struggles. Comedy, “At Your Service.” Thurs., Jan. 18—Bebe Daniels in “A Game Chicken.” See the wild steamer chase—the fight at sea—the fight in the fog. International and Screen News. Fri., Jan. 19—Comedy Drama, “Watch Your Step.” with Cullen Landis. Also a Comedy. The ship of state gets into deep water when the government goes after the stock of the big corpora tions. A physical giant is quite often the smallest, measliest whelp on earth. Often a compliment is much more diplomatic than the truth. THE ANVIL CHORUS. People of Philadelphia say one of the new plays is too loud. It must be a noisy one to have disturbed that town. • • • When anger or passion has made a person not himself is when he shows what he is. • • • There were 70 volcanoes in the world before Senators Johnson and I^aFollette were born. ADVANCING UPON THE REAR. Some well-to-do philanthropists, with much commendable concern for the common people, have elucidated, after much investigation, a theory A man who doesn’t caro for any that if we substitute rump roasts opinion but his own isn’t always so for high-priced steaks on our bill- certain that he is well thought of. of-fare, the price of beef will de » • • cline. This is at least getting be- Every man has a hope that some hind the meat question. where there is a rich relative he has never heard of who may die and A man is not as bad as his wife leave him a wad of money. thinks he was before he came under her influence—nor halt as good as THE MILLS OF THE GODS. she thinks she has made him. It takes almost as long to get a case through the several courts of We suggest that a steering com trial and appeal as it does a woman mittee be sent to Washington to to get ready for a show when she see if something can’t be done knows a social rival hus seats near about the price of beef. by. SAFETY FIRST. We are again informed that the end of the world is near at hand, Well, let 'er come; wo don't in lend to risk our life trying to atop it. NEW SHOES For Baby—The most complete line of soft sole shoes we have ever had; black patent, white kid upper; white kid one-strap pump; brown kid button; black patent, black kid upper; black patent one-strap pump and many others. For the Small Child—A number of fine kid, flexible soles, Nature last; warranted not to hurt the tender feet. For Girls and Women—Seven different kinds of ox fords and pumps, some low and some military heels: One brown kid, tan foxed, one-strap two-button pump, low heel, price, $4. One black colt one-strap pump, low heel; a good shoe for the price, $2.65. One black patent two-strap pump, black kid foxing, rub ber military heel, fancy stitching; a snappy style shoe; price only $4. About Precocious Children. It always gladdens the mother’s heart to see the pert little dupli cates of herself taka to books with eagerness, and to stand at the head of the class at school. She likes to hear the teacher say that her chil dren are precocious or advanced for A man naturally draws arouhd their age. The diligent little book him friends adapted to his own code worm is the pot of the family. His of morals. mother and sisters will not only en courage him, but assist him in his Pawnbrokers probably know the abnormal swallowing of knowledge of objections, if any, to redeeming characteristics of a lot of —by way of giving him-books that hearing said final account and for the final peoplo. are too difficult for him, or allow settlement of said estate. * < * ing him to work over his lessons Dated this 19th day of December, WHAT’S THE IDEA! long hours at night. They some 1922. It is not plain whether the prose times harbor the idea that when he CHARLES MATTHEWS, Administrator of the estate of cution for shipment of liquor into grows up he may be a genius. Such James Matthews, deceased. Kentucky is instigated by prohibi tendencies among mothers always tionists or is for the protection of remind one of the “intellectual Herbert W. Lombard, Attorney for estate. d22jl9 homo industry. forcing” of little Dombey under Dr. Blimber, the consequences of NO USE OVERDOING IT. which many will remember. Any Why launder paper money! Nono mother who may be affected with of us carries it as much as a week, vanities of this kind ought to fore- and a bath oftoner than that would wurn herself. Nature demands a Cottage Grove People Give Credit bo a waste of energy. Where Credit Is Due. nice balance in everything and if • ♦ * parents are partial to the mind and BOOZY BUSY BEES. People of Cottage Grove who suf neglect the body during the period Clatsop county, Oregon, honey pro of most rapid physical growth, a fer with weak kidneys and bad ducers advertise that their bees find reckoning of some kind is bound to backs want a kidney remedy that and feed on piles of mash thrown come, My advice to mothers is, can be depended upon. Doan's Kid away by moonshiners. That story don’t ‘ ‘ push ’1 your children at ney Pills is a medicine for the kid about bees flying on a straight line school when they are small, espe neys only, and one that is backed home will have to go into the dis cially if they are tiny and feeble. by willing testimony of Cottage card. If precocious, try to restrain their Grove people. Ask your neighbor. C. A. Lambert, 231 Second St., I abnormal mental proclivities by in A person who Las the blues isn’t sisting on out door play as much as Cottage Grove, says: “I don’t know necessarily a colored person. possible. Pride yourself rather on of anything better for kidney their robust health, for where that trouble than Doan's Kidney Pills. Some men haven’t sense enough exists and is sustained through My work was a strain on my back to make use of what sense they youth the brain will have ample and I had attacks of lumbago which have. support to grapple with hard men hurt me to bend or stoop and it I tal tasks when they are due.—Spirit was just as hard to straighten again. | A DISTANT GOAL. My kidneys acted irregularly, until Lake Herald. If we could be as important a far- I used Doan ’a Kidney Pills but they tor in the progress of this and other Card of Tranks. were just what I needed for they worlds as some folks think they arc, W’e desire to express our thanks made my back strong and well and wo would be more than content. to thoas who were so kind to us put my kidneys in good order.’’ » * < Price 60c, at all Dealers. Don’t 11 ring the illness nud at the time ALWAYS MISUNDERSTOOD. simply ask for a kidney remedy—get When you arc about to compli o* the death of our beloved wife Doan's Kidney Pills—the same that ment yourself for exhibiting firm and mother. Mr. Lambert had. Foate--Milburn 8. B. KERN, ness at the proper moment, doesn’t j5-12 CHARLES KERN. Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. it irritate you to have someone ac- cuse you of being wilfully obsti CALL FOB BIDS FOB WOOD. natef Powell & Burkholder ONLY ONE BEST Eugene Business market Are you having trouble start ing these cold mornings? 100% power Drain your tank and refill with "Red Crown.” Step once on the starter and notice the difference. "Red Crown” vaporize« read ily in the coldest winter weath er. It yields 100 % power at the first jump of the spark. Play safe. Use "Red Crown* and stick to it. Fill at the Red Crown sign, at service stations, garages and dealers everywhere.. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (/wrA. starting If you saw it first you say it in The Sentinel The board of directors of School Love is blind—that is why it gets along just as well without a light. District No. 45, Cottage Grove city • • • schools, will receive sealed bids for There is not such a cry for higher 152 cords four-foot wood, 60 tiers education as there is for just com 16-iuch wood and 20 tiers 24-incb wood, all to be sound old growth fir mon, ordinary common sense. • • • cut from growing timber, to be cut The road to glory is full of chuck and delivered as per soecificatior.* SHORTHAND on file with district clerk. Said bids holes. • • • to bo filed with clerk on or before TYPEWRITING January 22, 1923. MANY BACHELORS LEFT. C. E. UMPHREY, Chairman. There are still many men in the BOOKKEEPING world who will have nothing to do Attest: Worth Harvey, Clerk. j!2 19 with anything they don’t thorough Ask for Our Free Catalog ly understand—so there is no dan NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLE ger of the supply of bachelors run MENT. ning out. In the inattor of the estate of James Matthews, deceased. THERE ARE NONE SUCH, Notice is hereby given that the' The man who keeps his eyes on undersigned has filed his final ac his work while a plump woman count as administrator of the estate A. E. ROBERTS, President p&Mes in a knee skirt, is too inno- of James Matthews, deceased, with Eigene, Oregon cent and unobserving to be allowed the County Clerk of Ijine County, on the street without a chaperon. Oregon, and an order has been made and entered of record directing this KISSES AND TENSES MIXED. notice and setting the 22d day of There is no use to fuss about January, 1923, at the hour of 10 H whether to spell it “kissed” or o’clock in the forenoon for the “kist.” You can spend your time much more profitably by trying to make it present tense. • • • After Every Meal B\D ASSOCIATED «fi Limburger cheese is now being made from the soja bean. The hitherto respectable and unaaauming Is a little book now being given bean ia forming associations that ■ way by us. It tella Interestingly may bring it into ill-repute. 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It also tells how, by the scientific It satisfies the use of simple warm water, this con can be permanently corrected, sweet tooth and ditlon ■nd we can be one hundred per cent aids digestion. every morning In the year. Medicine has no part in the re Pleasure and mit. but millions of enlightened Am benefit combined. ericans hare read thia book In the ! past few years, and are now de- ' lighted with the health they enjoy through the simple home practice which It explains. It is free to you. Ask for it today j while It is still on your mind. I 55 It ’• funny how a man will wake up and lie awake on mornings that he can lie abed if he wants to. • • • LET GEORGE DO IT. It’s funny how much confidence human beings have that someone else can fix something that they have given up themselves. A member of a watch trust is re ported to be in danger of getting » jail sentence-with a 80 year guar antes. • • • Some married Js-opk- don’t get well enough acquainted with one another—others too welL The college man who is eminently successful would have survived any way. • • • Just as soon as a man get» a dol lar’s worth of stock in a million- dollar concern he begins to see KEM’S for DRUGS The Rexall Store Cottage Grove Oregon First National Bank (The Old Reliable) if you saw it first you say it in The Sentinel MEAT MARKET OPENING DELAYED to the flood having delayed the arrival of freight atxl stock, the opening of our new meat market which we had expected would be ready for business the lattel part o th.s week, will be postponed a few .lav, Th(1 date ot the opening cannot be definitely fixed but it will pay you to watch for it. ’ * 1 CULVER 4 ANDERSON IN THE OLD SENTINEL OFFICE ON MAIN STREET