Q^HINGS WE THINK
Things Other! Think and What Ws
Think of ths I lungs Others Think
HIGHER MATHEMATICS.
The man who was sent to the in
sane asylum because he insisted
there were 20 in his family, while
the court found that there were only
he and his wife, may have figured
that his wife was 2 and he was
the 0.
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The man who is a brute is usually
an ass.
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All happiness would be lost if w.
should attain every ambition.
HOME THINGS BEST KEPT
QUIET.
Many people who mourn that they
receivo no public attention would
feel much worse if the public in-
I sisted on knowing all about every
thing they did.
advise young men to make the moat where the concern is weak on man
of that feeling while it lasts.
agement.
HARD TO PLEASE.
A woman would rather not know
Your wife gets just about as tired
a secret than not have anyone to
of having you around all the time
tell it to.
as of not having you around any of
The harder the climb the greater the time.
the reward—if it be only your own
satisfaction over the achievement.
Once in awhile you’ll find an old
maid who doesn't want to get mar-
Folks will do a lot of .foolish ried.
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things trying to make others be-
When a i man _ gets unsteady on his
lievo they know a lot more than
1-
legs the cop is likely x to -----
put » Vl-J
him jn
they do.
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limbo.
THE BLUSHING, RETIRING
BRIDE.
LUXURIES COME CHEAP.
A woman doesn’t like to get mar
At St. Joseph, Mo., the value of
ried in a town that doesn’t have at a man’s love has been fixed at 42.
least two newspapers.
Living is not very high for girls in
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that city.
CATCH ’EM YOUNG; TREAT ’EM
The girl is I all the world to her
ROUGH.
When a girl is being courted she lover—and all the world loves a
likes to feel that she has a boss lover.
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whose wishes must bo obeyed. We
The biggest fool is the one who
knows it all.
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With two young women on a sofa,
give a man an inch and he 11 get
between them.
ARCADE THEATER
WEEKLY PROGRAM
Fri., Jan. 12—“The Cave Girl,” a drama
of youth gone wild. A romance of silent
trails and running waters.
Mack Sen nett Comedy, “Made in the
Kitchen.”
Sat., Jan. 13—Charles (Buck) Jones in
“Western Speed.”
Comedy, “Double Trouble,” ami Mutt
and Jeff.
Sun,-Mon., Jan. 14-15—Jane Novak in a
huge drama of the North, “The Snowshoe
Trail.” Comedy, “Hickville Romeo.”
Tues., Jan. 16—Wallace Reid, Gloria
Swanson and Elliott Dexter in “Don’t Tell
Everything.” Up-to-the-moment story with
pep and punch and action from start to
finish. Comedy, “Torchy in High.”
Wed., Jan. 17—Neal Hart in “Black
Sheep.” Brimful of sensation thrills, re
plete with mental clashes and physical
struggles. Comedy, “At Your Service.”
Thurs., Jan. 18—Bebe Daniels in “A
Game Chicken.” See the wild steamer
chase—the fight at sea—the fight in the
fog.
International and Screen News.
Fri., Jan. 19—Comedy Drama, “Watch
Your Step.” with Cullen Landis.
Also a Comedy.
The ship of state gets into deep
water when the government goes
after the stock of the big corpora
tions.
A physical giant is quite often
the smallest, measliest whelp on
earth.
Often a compliment is much more
diplomatic than the truth.
THE ANVIL CHORUS.
People of Philadelphia say one of
the new plays is too loud. It must
be a noisy one to have disturbed
that town.
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When anger or passion has made
a person not himself is when he
shows what he is.
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There were 70 volcanoes in the
world before Senators Johnson and
I^aFollette were born.
ADVANCING UPON THE REAR.
Some well-to-do philanthropists,
with much commendable concern for
the common people, have elucidated,
after much investigation, a theory
A man who doesn’t caro for any that if we substitute rump roasts
opinion but his own isn’t always so for high-priced steaks on our bill-
certain that he is well thought of. of-fare, the price of beef will de
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cline. This is at least getting be-
Every man has a hope that some hind the meat question.
where there is a rich relative he
has never heard of who may die and
A man is not as bad as his wife
leave him a wad of money.
thinks he was before he came under
her influence—nor halt as good as
THE MILLS OF THE GODS.
she thinks she has made him.
It takes almost as long to get a
case through the several courts of
We suggest that a steering com
trial and appeal as it does a woman mittee be sent to Washington to
to get ready for a show when she see if something can’t be done
knows a social rival hus seats near about the price of beef.
by.
SAFETY FIRST.
We are again informed that the
end of the world is near at hand,
Well, let 'er come; wo don't in
lend to risk our life trying to atop
it.
NEW SHOES
For Baby—The most complete line of soft sole shoes
we have ever had; black patent, white kid upper; white
kid one-strap pump; brown kid button; black patent,
black kid upper; black patent one-strap pump and
many others.
For the Small Child—A number of fine kid, flexible
soles, Nature last; warranted not to hurt the tender feet.
For Girls and Women—Seven different kinds of ox
fords and pumps, some low and some military heels:
One brown kid, tan foxed, one-strap two-button pump,
low heel, price, $4.
One black colt one-strap pump, low heel; a good shoe
for the price, $2.65.
One black patent two-strap pump, black kid foxing, rub
ber military heel, fancy stitching; a snappy style shoe;
price only $4.
About Precocious Children.
It always gladdens the mother’s
heart to see the pert little dupli
cates of herself taka to books with
eagerness, and to stand at the head
of the class at school. She likes to
hear the teacher say that her chil
dren are precocious or advanced for
A man naturally draws arouhd their age. The diligent little book
him friends adapted to his own code worm is the pot of the family. His
of morals.
mother and sisters will not only en
courage him, but assist him in his
Pawnbrokers probably know the abnormal swallowing of knowledge
of objections, if any, to
redeeming characteristics of a lot of —by way of giving him-books that hearing
said final account and for the final
peoplo.
are
too
difficult
for
him,
or
allow
settlement
of said estate.
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ing him to work over his lessons
Dated this 19th day of December,
WHAT’S THE IDEA!
long hours at night. They some 1922.
It is not plain whether the prose times harbor the idea that when he
CHARLES MATTHEWS,
Administrator of the estate of
cution for shipment of liquor into grows up he may be a genius. Such
James Matthews, deceased.
Kentucky is instigated by prohibi tendencies among mothers always
tionists or is for the protection of remind one of the “intellectual Herbert W. Lombard,
Attorney
for estate.
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homo industry.
forcing” of little Dombey under
Dr. Blimber, the consequences of
NO USE OVERDOING IT.
which many will remember. Any
Why launder paper money! Nono mother who may be affected with
of us carries it as much as a week, vanities of this kind ought to fore-
and a bath oftoner than that would wurn herself. Nature demands a Cottage Grove People Give Credit
bo a waste of energy.
Where Credit Is Due.
nice balance in everything and if
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parents are partial to the mind and
BOOZY BUSY BEES.
People of Cottage Grove who suf
neglect the body during the period
Clatsop county, Oregon, honey pro of most rapid physical growth, a fer with weak kidneys and bad
ducers advertise that their bees find reckoning of some kind is bound to backs want a kidney remedy that
and feed on piles of mash thrown come, My advice to mothers is, can be depended upon. Doan's Kid
away by moonshiners. That story don’t ‘ ‘ push ’1 your children at ney Pills is a medicine for the kid
about bees flying on a straight line school when they are small, espe neys only, and one that is backed
home will have to go into the dis cially if they are tiny and feeble. by willing testimony of Cottage
card.
If precocious, try to restrain their Grove people. Ask your neighbor.
C. A. Lambert, 231 Second St., I
abnormal mental proclivities by in
A person who Las the blues isn’t sisting on out door play as much as Cottage Grove, says: “I don’t know
necessarily a colored person.
possible. Pride yourself rather on of anything better for kidney
their robust health, for where that trouble than Doan's Kidney Pills.
Some men haven’t sense enough exists and is sustained through My work was a strain on my back
to make use of what sense they youth the brain will have ample and I had attacks of lumbago which
have.
support to grapple with hard men hurt me to bend or stoop and it I
tal tasks when they are due.—Spirit was just as hard to straighten again. |
A DISTANT GOAL.
My kidneys acted irregularly, until
Lake Herald.
If we could be as important a far-
I used Doan ’a Kidney Pills but they
tor in the progress of this and other
Card of Tranks.
were just what I needed for they
worlds as some folks think they arc,
W’e desire to express our thanks made my back strong and well and
wo would be more than content.
to thoas who were so kind to us put my kidneys in good order.’’
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ALWAYS MISUNDERSTOOD.
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ment yourself for exhibiting firm and mother.
Mr. Lambert had. Foate--Milburn
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If you saw it first you say it in The Sentinel
The board of directors of School
Love is blind—that is why it gets
along just as well without a light. District No. 45, Cottage Grove city
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schools, will receive sealed bids for
There is not such a cry for higher 152 cords four-foot wood, 60 tiers
education as there is for just com 16-iuch wood and 20 tiers 24-incb
wood, all to be sound old growth fir
mon, ordinary common sense.
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cut from growing timber, to be cut
The road to glory is full of chuck and delivered as per soecificatior.* SHORTHAND
on file with district clerk. Said bids
holes.
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to bo filed with clerk on or before
TYPEWRITING
January 22, 1923.
MANY BACHELORS LEFT.
C. E. UMPHREY, Chairman.
There are still many men in the
BOOKKEEPING
world who will have nothing to do Attest: Worth Harvey, Clerk. j!2 19
with anything they don’t thorough
Ask for Our Free Catalog
ly understand—so there is no dan NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLE
ger of the supply of bachelors run
MENT.
ning out.
In the inattor of the estate of
James Matthews, deceased.
THERE ARE NONE SUCH,
Notice is hereby given that the'
The man who keeps his eyes on undersigned
has filed his final ac
his work while a plump woman count
as administrator of the estate A. E. ROBERTS, President
p&Mes in a knee skirt, is too inno- of James Matthews, deceased, with
Eigene, Oregon
cent and unobserving to be allowed the County Clerk of Ijine County,
on the street without a chaperon.
Oregon, and an order has been made
and entered of record directing this
KISSES AND TENSES MIXED. notice and setting the 22d day of
There is no use to fuss about January, 1923, at the hour of 10 H
whether to spell it “kissed” or o’clock in the forenoon for the
“kist.” You can spend your time
much more profitably by trying to
make it present tense.
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hitherto respectable and unaaauming
Is a little book now being given
bean ia forming associations that
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may bring it into ill-repute.
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SYSTEM
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■ nd scientifically why “that tired
feeling”, headaches and biliousness
Top off eac? meal ■re but forerunners of more serious
If we only knew it, as well
with a bit of troubles.
■s keeping us but half tit for the
sweet in the form strenuous life necessary for the sue.
i-ess that should be ours.
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Pleasure and mit. but millions of enlightened Am
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It ’• funny how a man will wake
up and lie awake on mornings that
he can lie abed if he wants to.
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LET GEORGE DO IT.
It’s funny how much confidence
human beings have that someone
else can fix something that they
have given up themselves.
A member of a watch trust is re
ported to be in danger of getting »
jail sentence-with a 80 year guar
antes.
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Some married Js-opk- don’t get
well enough acquainted with one
another—others too welL
The college man who is eminently
successful would have survived any
way.
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Just as soon as a man get» a dol
lar’s worth of stock in a million-
dollar concern he begins to see
KEM’S for DRUGS
The Rexall Store
Cottage Grove
Oregon
First National Bank
(The Old Reliable)
if you saw it first you say it in The Sentinel
MEAT MARKET OPENING
DELAYED
to the flood having delayed the arrival of freight
atxl stock, the opening of our new meat market which
we had expected would be ready for business the lattel
part o th.s week, will be postponed a few .lav, Th(1
date ot the opening cannot be definitely fixed but it
will pay you to watch for it.
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CULVER 4 ANDERSON
IN THE OLD SENTINEL OFFICE
ON MAIN STREET