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About The Cottage Grove sentinel. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Oregon) 1922-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 15, 1922)
•lì own to have patience with without A great many good things have come taking on those of others, and when from Kansas and it was a good thing ivople from his home city went by when Claude left. Senator Capper, hundreds to attend so culled faith-curt* while he was governor of that state, meetings in the city of Albany. Claude once said that something always hup could uo longer coutrol himself and his pens just before Kansas goes to hell. trenchant pen went on a rampage. Had I Claude left—and came to Oregon— and his constituents gone to meetings in I there has been considerable hell here Helena, Kokomo, Timbuetoo or some I. ver since. other out of-the way or outlandish) But when Claude graced the riun j place, Claude might huv contained I flower state with his presence, he in himself, but for residents o f his city j gratiated himself with congressmen liuti no»« Office^. to find something in Albany superior | and other more or less prominent resi to the attractions o f Corvallis was be dents o f the state. Whenever he wrote tìUBttOKlPTlON EATK8 mo your------ $2.26 J Throe monili*_65o voiul all reason. a particularly pretty or emphatic edi It is nothing to Editor Claude that torial about the heroic things being 5LX month».— 1.15 i Silicio copy_____ 6t* The looking glass might be mo;«- the so-called performer of the reputed done by u republican congress, or the popular it it didn’t stiek so closely to Member o í miracles denies any responsibility dastardly things being done by a dom- the truth all the time. National l.ii 11 orini AMooiatioii 1 therefor, that In* disclaims any credit oeratie eongress, all members o f con * * • Ori'gmi Coluto Kiiitormi Asaoeiutiou as a faith healer, or as u healer o f any gress from his state sent him packages Oregou Newspaj«er Conference Many a wife has been surprised at other kind. People call him a faith of vegetable and flower seeds. The re Lune County l'ubImiterà Association healer, residents of Claude’s own town publican congressmen sent them with the deftness with whieh her husband do so, which is unthinkable and inex the best o f good wishes. The demo is handled by his office girl. FRIDAY, DECEMBER lo, 11>22 plieable, so Claude proceeds to go to eratie congressmen sent them to get , bat to demonstrate that there is no even with him. No person ever gets so rough or so EDITOR CLAUDE INO ALLS, such thing ns faith healing. Claude would plant a package of bad but there is a spot somewhere that PSYCHO HEALER Possibly Claude is right. Possibly he pansy seeds with all the faith in the cun be touched by kindness and eliar is not. We neither deny nor confirm. world that they would produce pansies, Claude E. Ingalls, of tho Corvallis A power which could create such a but either he was short on faith, or ity. Gazette rimes, throws a trenchant edi many sided character as the editor of the power he prayed to was busy in The wisest people in the world are torial pen, to speak m the vernacular the Corvallis Gazette Times ought to Oregon, for the pansy seeds produced ot the iluy, but not to inter that Claude | be able to do anything o f any magni cabbages and the lettuce seeds pro sometimes the easiest tooled on some approves ot that kind tit English, tor tude for the welfare, or ill. of man duced cornflowers. That was Claude's I ttle thing that doesn't amount to any he is very particular and gets almost kind. At any rate he gets no argument first insight into the futility o f faith. thing. as much enjoyment out of picking to from the evangelist at whose meetings • * • Editor Claude had not been in Ore pieces the English used by others as the remarkable cures are reported to gon many years until his ability was Once in a while when we hear it men uo does in employing it for the ex have been performed. The evaugolist recognized and he has almost since the pression of his own ideas. It takes | undoubtedly is glad to have the adver time o f his arrival here served upon say his wife is u treasure we think he ipnte a \ ocabulary and an expert tising in a great family journal like republican committees of some kind. forgot to attach another “ r " at the a restler of language to even modest h I the Gazette Times and to have a man During the last campaign he was sec end o f the word. * • * give expression to some ol‘ the things of Ingalls’ capacity (mentally and gas rotary o f the state committee. With Claud* thinks. tronoiuically) express ideas more in Claude on the job what chance was No two women agree upon what con Editor Ingalls' trenchant pen oper harmony with those of the evangelist there for a republican defeat f Not ititutcs a good husband. Each must ates with the greatest facility in giv than ordinarily are expressed by eru the slightest. Editor Secretary Claude adapt her ideas to her own peculiar ing expression to Claude’s ideas on the dite editors who attempt to poke fun admitted as much to Chairman Toozo, brand of husband. futility and fatuity of the efforts at whatever kind of healing result ___ land to any others who cared to know, * • • *»i modern cults to bring ubout the from evangelistic meetings of the kind | or could be induced to listen. Every Home rule was not originated by the reformation of the world and of re which have been conducted at Albany ¡ body hud faith in Claude, including iigious organizations to cure the minds and which will be conducted in Cot Claude himself, but upon the day after Irish. It has been a living, burning and bodies of modern sinners. tage Grove in the near future. election even Editor Claude couldu't question since the first mail and wi Claude is not an atheist, neither is It is Ingalls’ idea that the reputed explain how it happened. The truth an were put on earth. he an agnostic. lit adniit> that there cures are entirely psychological, that probably is that the people imagined is n supreme being, and when Claude is, that the sick ones have merely they were sick and imagined that What has happened to the ■ old red admits that anything is so, there is | imagined that they were sick and that Doctor Pierce’s favorite tax prescrip petticoat that used to play so prom no need to prove it. The supreme be- j ail that was necessary to effect a com tion would cure them. Had Editor incut a part in times of imminent mg whose existence Claude admits may j plete “ cure” was to remove the idea Secretary Claudo known the exact con not be the same supreme being whose I from their minds. This theory is in dition he could have remedied it, for danger to life and limb. existence others admit, but each of us teresting and is the reverse english on when hi* gets to swinging that trenchant I f u wife wants to keep a hubl has a right to believe in the existence a somewhat popular belief that a per editorial pen he can make anybody of the kind of a supreme being we son who is sick can cure himself by believe whatever he wants them to traveling in the straight and narrow prefer. If Claude prefers to believe in imagining that he is not sick. Editor believe— with the exception o f those path, all she needs to do is to muk a supreme being whose description Claude's pretty theory, however, is contrary people who w on ’t listen to him believe he talks in his sleep. * • • would fit t< an ex act mcetv that of slightly out of harmony with another reason. the editor of the Corvallis Gazette theory expressed by him to the effect The Sentinel is pleased that Editor A lot o f politicians wait until they Times, we e tn see no reason to deny that those who attend meetings of this Ingalls disagrees with someone every hi in whatevt r personal satisfaction he kind are without bruins. How a person once in awhile, for if he did not we see wimt policies are going to be pop gets out of !... dmi Assuming that without brains can imagine he is sick would be deprived o f much of the en ular, and then adopt them as their own thtí' is the position he takes when he is a problem than no less a person than joyment we derive from a perusal of j just as if they had originated them. says he bell *ves is a supreme being, ¡Claude can logically and rationally the contributions to the exchange table. There is nothing to the story that we can more fully understand why he j explain. We would rather read his effusions should be proud o f considering himself Wo have dwelt at some length upon when he disagrees with us than the has been going the rounds to the effect something of a self-made man. Editor Claude'» theory. It is now per- effusions of many who do agree with that after January 1 those drawing Editor Claude also admits that there , tine tit to explain what terrible exper us. The only reason that he doesn't hecks for less than a dollar would I is a devil. That is the only tenable j icnces in life have brought Editor get into a bigger field than that at subject to n fine of $500, but if it theory he has to explain the existence Claude to a position where he believes Corvallis is because he wouldn ’t last i were true, there are many who could ot democrats. n no other supreme being and denies j a week on a metropolitan paper where Editor Ingalls has little patience he efficacy of faith and prayer to j In- eouldn't write an editorial dictated ¡ with less risk draw one for the smalle amount than for the amount of th with tho faults and foibles of his fel lire genuine illness o f soul and body. by anything except his own conscien li'\v » r« atiir- - 11; h : - enough of his Years ago Claude lived in Kansas. We need more editors of that kind,4 fine. Kern’s for Drugs Thr popular ation in the Rag Doll “ race;” copyrights at 85c. 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Rich looking, ing Cards, Tree Decorations, beautiful in design, adding a Christmas Boxes, Jlicense touch of elegance and refine Burners, Hand Mirrors, Shav ment to any borne. You’ ll be ing Mirrors for wall or stand, delighted with what we have Razors in various makes, $1 to offer you in Ivory Pyralin. to $5; Thermos Bottles and Lunch Kits, Vases, Bead Hand Painted China — This is Chains, Harmonicas, Fancy genuine hand decorated ware Baskets, Hot Water Bottles, painted and fired by Mrs. Manicure sets, Perfumes, Kem. This year she offers you Toilet Waters and Toilet Sets, many novelties, some done in I jo o sc Ijcaf Memo Books, M i l luster finish. itari Brushes. Eastman Kodaks and Brownie Cameras make pleasing and One t hat is full of fun, lively from the word go, jumping with pep, helpful to health, free of had habits, thrifty the lies! kind of a pal «lays io the year. Such a chum is the BICYl’LK. 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Love isn ’t so blind but that it ran No one is so perfect but that an find a g ir l’s li|>s in tin* dark. # * • en em y can hatch up things that Bonn We almost expect tin- unexpected to folks will believe. • • • happen much oftenor than it doe». • • • If you let an agent know t h a t you The happiest person is the one who a re in the m arket for an automobile, has just brought happiness to someone you are not going to remain in th* m arket very long. elite. » • * * * • Tin* laborer who proves worthy »? his hire usually has it new mark set for him. * • • Home men have such poor business heads that they d on ’t even collect their t bought». you hear a man say ‘ ‘ I said time I ’d never do that again be pretty sure that he has no* last like experience. • • • In later life a man really gets so In takes some pride in big feet or some * * • other physical characteristic, remark Maybe the reason that so many folks about which cut him to the quick in talk about the weather is thru, it can't his younger days. defend itself. • • • • • • Any old kind of a government w'ould D on’t forget that your neighbors he all right if we could get the men are watching you just as closely ns you we want into office— and they would are watching them. do what they promised before the bal • • * lots were counted that they would do. It would keep a girl busy most of • • • the time to look like her photograph We arc told that there are not much of the time. enough people on the farms and that ’- • * When the last you can had his • why food is going up in price. Another When a man has been vindicated tells us too many are going on th* several times you begin to feel that farms mid that’s why land is going up something is wrong. in price. We would udd that there are * • • also too many consumer», and th at’** Grasp vour enemy by the hand—that why both an* going up. is the generous thing to do, and will keep him from using it to slug you. • • • An irate husband knocked his w ife ’s false teeth down her throat in a mild altercation—and now the wife can eat her vitals out with anger. * • • We are glad some people change their minds once in awhile. We would dislike to have them stay in the same state of mind all the time. • • • An eastern legislature has passed a law prohibiting the publishing in the state of stories o f crime. It will there fore be necessary to have outside print rs publish the legislative proceeding.-'. • • • It is claimed that of every lfHM) pen pie 80 are blind by nature. Of the balance 200 are blind partisans, 600 can't see their own faults and the re maining 120 d on ’t use their eyes. Heveral hundred thousnnd dozens of Chinese eggs have been consumed on the Pacific const during flu* past year without the consumer knowing it The consumer has been fooled as success j fully as he has been fooling biddy with« china nest eggs for fifty or a hundred years. J Printed, Christmas Cards Th« Sentinel is |*r«ipiired to furuiHh Christmas cards print- c«t in r«!«l and green, with suit able illiiHt rat ioiiH, with reading matter supplied hy the cus tomer, at th*' following prices: for $2.00 for $2.25 for.... ........ .... $3.00 (including envelope*) These are very tasty in design and s«»lve the problem o f how to remember many friends with an inexpensive reminder ot . friendship and good wishes. The Cottage Grove Sentinel The Live Wire Newspap«'r