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own to have patience with without A great many good things have come
taking on those of others, and when from Kansas and it was a good thing
ivople from his home city went by when Claude left. Senator Capper,
hundreds to attend so culled faith-curt* while he was governor of that state,
meetings in the city of Albany. Claude once said that something always hup
could uo longer coutrol himself and his pens just before Kansas goes to hell.
trenchant pen went on a rampage. Had I Claude left—and came to Oregon— and
his constituents gone to meetings in I there has been considerable hell here
Helena, Kokomo, Timbuetoo or some I. ver since.
other out of-the way or outlandish) But when Claude graced the riun
j place, Claude might huv
contained I flower state with his presence, he in
himself, but for residents o f his city j gratiated himself with congressmen
liuti no»« Office^.
to find something in Albany superior | and other more or less prominent resi
to the attractions o f Corvallis was be dents o f the state. Whenever he wrote
tìUBttOKlPTlON EATK8
mo your------ $2.26 J Throe monili*_65o voiul all reason.
a particularly pretty or emphatic edi
It is nothing to Editor Claude that torial about the heroic things being
5LX month».— 1.15 i Silicio copy_____ 6t*
The looking glass might be mo;«-
the so-called performer of the reputed done by u republican congress, or the popular it it didn’t stiek so closely to
Member o í
miracles
denies
any
responsibility dastardly things being done by a dom- the truth all the time.
National l.ii 11 orini AMooiatioii
1 therefor, that In* disclaims any credit oeratie eongress, all members o f con
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Ori'gmi Coluto Kiiitormi Asaoeiutiou
as a faith healer, or as u healer o f any gress from his state sent him packages
Oregou Newspaj«er Conference
Many a wife has been surprised at
other kind. People call him a faith of vegetable and flower seeds. The re
Lune County l'ubImiterà Association healer, residents of Claude’s own town publican congressmen sent them with the deftness with whieh her husband
do so, which is unthinkable and inex the best o f good wishes. The demo is handled by his office girl.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER lo, 11>22
plieable, so Claude proceeds to go to eratie congressmen sent them to get
, bat to demonstrate that there is no even with him.
No person ever gets so rough or so
EDITOR CLAUDE INO ALLS,
such thing ns faith healing.
Claude would plant a package of bad but there is a spot somewhere that
PSYCHO HEALER
Possibly Claude is right. Possibly he pansy seeds with all the faith in the
cun be touched by kindness and eliar
is not. We neither deny nor confirm. world that they would produce pansies,
Claude E. Ingalls, of tho Corvallis A power which could create such a but either he was short on faith, or ity.
Gazette rimes, throws a trenchant edi many sided character as the editor of the power he prayed to was busy in
The wisest people in the world are
torial pen, to speak m the vernacular the Corvallis Gazette Times ought to Oregon, for the pansy seeds produced
ot the iluy, but not to inter that Claude | be able to do anything o f any magni cabbages and the lettuce seeds pro sometimes the easiest tooled on some
approves ot that kind tit English, tor tude for the welfare, or ill. of man duced cornflowers. That was Claude's I ttle thing that doesn't amount to any
he is very particular and gets almost kind. At any rate he gets no argument first insight into the futility o f faith. thing.
as much enjoyment out of picking to from the evangelist at whose meetings
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Editor Claude had not been in Ore
pieces the English used by others as the remarkable cures are reported to gon many years until his ability was
Once in a while when we hear it men
uo does in employing it for the ex have been performed. The evaugolist recognized and he has almost since the
pression of his own ideas. It takes | undoubtedly is glad to have the adver time o f his arrival here served upon say his wife is u treasure we think he
ipnte a \ ocabulary and an expert tising in a great family journal like republican committees of some kind. forgot to attach another “ r " at the
a restler of language to even modest h I the Gazette Times and to have a man During the last campaign he was sec end o f the word.
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give expression to some ol‘ the things of Ingalls’ capacity (mentally and gas rotary o f the state committee. With
Claud* thinks.
tronoiuically) express ideas more in Claude on the job what chance was
No two women agree upon what con
Editor Ingalls' trenchant pen oper harmony with those of the evangelist there for a republican defeat f Not ititutcs a good husband. Each must
ates with the greatest facility in giv than ordinarily are expressed by eru the slightest. Editor Secretary Claude adapt her ideas to her own peculiar
ing expression to Claude’s ideas on the dite editors who attempt to poke fun admitted as much to Chairman Toozo, brand of husband.
futility and fatuity of the efforts at whatever kind of healing result
___ land to any others who cared to know,
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*»i modern cults to bring ubout the from evangelistic meetings of the kind | or could be induced to listen. Every
Home
rule
was
not originated by the
reformation of the world and of re which have been conducted at Albany ¡ body hud faith in Claude, including
iigious organizations to cure the minds and which will be conducted in Cot Claude himself, but upon the day after Irish. It has been a living, burning
and bodies of modern sinners.
tage Grove in the near future.
election even Editor Claude couldu't question since the first mail and wi
Claude is not an atheist, neither is
It is Ingalls’ idea that the reputed explain how it happened. The truth an were put on earth.
he an agnostic. lit adniit> that there cures are entirely psychological, that probably is that the people imagined
is n supreme being, and when Claude is, that the sick ones have merely they were sick and imagined that
What has happened to the ■ old red
admits that anything is so, there is | imagined that they were sick and that Doctor Pierce’s favorite tax prescrip petticoat that used to play so prom
no need to prove it. The supreme be- j ail that was necessary to effect a com tion would cure them. Had Editor incut a part in times of imminent
mg whose existence Claude admits may j plete “ cure” was to remove the idea Secretary Claudo known the exact con
not be the same supreme being whose I from their minds. This theory is in dition he could have remedied it, for danger to life and limb.
existence others admit, but each of us teresting and is the reverse english on when hi* gets to swinging that trenchant
I f u wife wants to keep a hubl
has a right to believe in the existence a somewhat popular belief that a per editorial pen he can make anybody
of the kind of a supreme being we son who is sick can cure himself by believe whatever he wants them to traveling in the straight and narrow
prefer. If Claude prefers to believe in imagining that he is not sick. Editor believe— with the exception o f those path, all she needs to do is to muk
a supreme being whose description Claude's pretty theory, however, is contrary people who w on ’t listen to him believe he talks in his sleep.
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would fit t< an ex act mcetv that of slightly out of harmony with another reason.
the editor of the Corvallis Gazette theory expressed by him to the effect
The Sentinel is pleased that Editor
A lot o f politicians wait until they
Times, we e tn see no reason to deny that those who attend meetings of this Ingalls disagrees with someone every
hi in whatevt r personal satisfaction he kind are without bruins. How a person once in awhile, for if he did not we see wimt policies are going to be pop
gets out of !... dmi
Assuming that without brains can imagine he is sick would be deprived o f much of the en ular, and then adopt them as their own
thtí' is the position he takes when he is a problem than no less a person than joyment we derive from a perusal of j just as if they had originated them.
says he bell *ves is a supreme being, ¡Claude can logically and rationally the contributions to the exchange table.
There is nothing to the story that
we can more fully understand why he j explain.
We would rather read his effusions
should be proud o f considering himself
Wo have dwelt at some length upon when he disagrees with us than the has been going the rounds to the effect
something of a self-made man.
Editor Claude'» theory. It is now per- effusions of many who do agree with that after January 1 those drawing
Editor Claude also admits that there , tine tit to explain what terrible exper us. The only reason that he doesn't hecks for less than a dollar would I
is a devil. That is the only tenable j icnces in life have brought Editor get into a bigger field than that at subject to n fine of $500, but if it
theory he has to explain the existence Claude to a position where he believes Corvallis is because he wouldn ’t last i
were true, there are many who could
ot democrats.
n no other supreme being and denies j a week on a metropolitan paper where
Editor Ingalls has little patience he efficacy of faith and prayer to j In- eouldn't write an editorial dictated ¡ with less risk draw one for the smalle
amount than for the amount of th
with tho faults and foibles of his fel
lire genuine illness o f soul and body. by anything except his own conscien
li'\v » r« atiir- - 11; h : - enough of his
Years ago Claude lived in Kansas. We need more editors of that kind,4 fine.
Kern’s for Drugs
Thr
popular
ation in the Rag Doll “ race;” copyrights at 85c. Bibles and
no breaking nor tearing; made testaments, 75c to $5. Chil
from knitted mercerized cot dren's books from.
10c to $2
ton and silk material stuffed
with silk floss. Faces painted Electrical Goods—
in fast colors, giving expres
Flash lights from. 75c to $3.75
sions that delight hotli chil
$2.50
dren and grownups. They are Electric grills.....
priced each
50c to $2.00 Electric curlers............. $2.50
Books — Reprints of
an ac
ceptable gift, is offered you in
useful gifts; indisputable rec various grades and prices, all
ords of events may be kept beautifully boxed.
through their use. Nothing
fascinates more than good Other Items that may offer a
pictures and the joy of having solution to your problems are:
them accumulate through the Rubber balls, 15c to $1.50;
years.
Kodak albums, 75c to $4;
Kodaks
$8.50 to $25 Watches, $1.05 to $0; Alarm
Brownies
$2 to $15 clocks, $1.25 to $4; Toys and
Games, Playing Cards, Greet
Ivory Pyralin solves many
gift problems. Rich looking, ing Cards, Tree Decorations,
beautiful in design, adding a Christmas Boxes, Jlicense
touch of elegance and refine Burners, Hand Mirrors, Shav
ment to any borne. You’ ll be ing Mirrors for wall or stand,
delighted with what we have Razors in various makes, $1
to offer you in Ivory Pyralin. to $5; Thermos Bottles and
Lunch Kits,
Vases, Bead
Hand Painted China — This is Chains, Harmonicas, Fancy
genuine hand decorated ware Baskets, Hot Water Bottles,
painted and fired by Mrs. Manicure
sets,
Perfumes,
Kem. This year she offers you Toilet Waters and Toilet Sets,
many novelties, some done in I jo o sc Ijcaf Memo Books, M i l
luster finish.
itari Brushes.
Eastman Kodaks and Brownie
Cameras make pleasing and
One t hat is full of fun, lively from the word go, jumping
with pep, helpful to health, free of had habits, thrifty the
lies! kind of a pal
«lays io the year. Such a chum is the
BICYl’LK. Can anybody offer you a better Christ mas gift
su rest ion T
HARRY
RENTLE
Let This Be a Sonora
Christmas
Th«1 Maine Sonora is a guarantee that you have the Highest
Class Talking Machine in the World. This is a fine gift for
tlie home, for its decorative value as well as for tiie pleasure
of the entire family. It will prove a wonderful addition to
tlie furnishing of your living room hesides bringing into your
home tlie work of tlie greatest urtists. When you give u
Sonora you can rent assured that your gift will lie appreciated.
It will still lie a luxury ami a comfort years from now. (lifts
of this kind make I Hitter homes. Thcr«' is one to fit your
purs«'. Prices range from $f>0 up.
Give Her a White Rotary
for Christmas
There cun lie no more useful gift given than a good sewing
machine, and in a White you have (lie most modern that is
made, it pays to buy a good mochin«:. The “ Sit-Strate”
White Kotary is a practical expression of modern hygienic
sewing machine construction. These machines can also lie
furnished m the vibrating shuttle style if preferred. Cull at
our store and have us explain just how easy it will be to have
one in your home.
We also handle Baldwin Pianos, The White, Cl&xtonola,
and Burnham UruphophoncH, Records, Player Rolls, Sheet
Music, etc.
Berry Piano Company
Main Street—Near the Bridge
Cottage Grove
S to re
Offers you this season the most complete and v aried assortment of Gifts
w e have been able to show you for years. W e not only invite, but we
respectfully urge, your careful inspection of our stocks. Remember, the
Gifts we offer you are not only Beautiful but they are also Practical, U se
ful Gifts bought for the Double Purpose ot pleasing the recipient and of
‘fitting your purse.’ A few suggestions follow:
Mawauphil Dolls —A new cre
c_ A Christmas Chum
Stationery —Always
Fountain
Pens —Waterman,
Tern point, Snap-Fill. Every
one guaranteed 14-k gold.
Nibs pointed with iridium and
they must give you satisfac
tion. Anyone receiving one of
these pens which may be un
suited to them may exchange
for one that suits. Priced at
$2.50 to $7 and war tax.
Eversharp Pencils— The gen
uine and original—the kind
all other makers imitate; give
wonderful satisfaction. A use
ful and beautiful gift that
phrases. Priced
50c to $5
Leather Goods— Purses, brief
and music cases, tightwads,
bill folds, Boston bags, collar-
bags. You can afford to buy
these goods shipped direct
from the factories and eco
nomically priced.
Norwood N o velties —A large
assortment of novel articles
boxed especially for gift giv
ing. Each box cover carries a
little verse or rhyme descrip
tive of the article or its use
and thereby adding much to
tin- gift itself. These will
please you and your friends
because they are very new
and different.
Priced
50c to $2
Some farmer»
their work.
plow
right
through
The more things a person gets
make him happy the inon* he has
worry about.
Love isn ’t so blind but that it ran
No one is so perfect but that an
find a g ir l’s li|>s in tin* dark.
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en em y can hatch up things that Bonn
We almost expect tin- unexpected to folks will believe.
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happen much oftenor than it doe».
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If you let an agent know t h a t you
The happiest person is the one who a re in the m arket for an automobile,
has just brought happiness to someone you are not going to remain in th*
m arket very long.
elite.
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Tin* laborer who proves worthy »?
his hire usually has it new mark set for
him.
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Home men have such poor business
heads that they d on ’t even collect their
t bought».
you hear a man say ‘ ‘ I said
time I ’d never do that again
be pretty sure that he has no*
last like experience.
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In later life a man really gets so In
takes some pride in big feet or some
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other physical characteristic, remark
Maybe the reason that so many folks about which cut him to the quick in
talk about the weather is thru, it can't his younger days.
defend itself.
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Any old kind of a government w'ould
D on’t forget that your neighbors he all right if we could get the men
are watching you just as closely ns you we want into office— and they would
are watching them.
do what they promised before the bal
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lots were counted that they would do.
It would keep a girl busy most of
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the time to look like her photograph
We arc told that there are not
much of the time.
enough people on the farms and that ’-
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When
the last
you can
had his
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why food is going up in price. Another
When a man has been vindicated tells us too many are going on th*
several times you begin to feel that farms mid that’s why land is going up
something is wrong.
in price. We would udd that there are
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also too many consumer», and th at’**
Grasp vour enemy by the hand—that why both an* going up.
is the generous thing to do, and will
keep him from using it to slug you.
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An irate husband knocked his w ife ’s
false teeth down her throat in a mild
altercation—and now the wife can eat
her vitals out with anger.
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We are glad some people change
their minds once in awhile. We would
dislike to have them stay in the same
state of mind all the time.
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An eastern legislature has passed a
law prohibiting the publishing in the
state of stories o f crime. It will there
fore be necessary to have outside print
rs publish the legislative proceeding.-'.
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It is claimed that of every lfHM) pen
pie 80 are blind by nature. Of the
balance 200 are blind partisans, 600
can't see their own faults and the re
maining 120 d on ’t use their eyes.
Heveral hundred thousnnd dozens of
Chinese eggs have been consumed on
the Pacific const during flu* past year
without the consumer knowing it The
consumer has been fooled as success j
fully as he has been fooling biddy with«
china nest eggs for fifty or a hundred
years.
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Printed, Christmas
Cards
Th« Sentinel is |*r«ipiired to
furuiHh Christmas cards print-
c«t in r«!«l and green, with suit
able illiiHt rat ioiiH, with reading
matter supplied hy the cus
tomer, at th*' following prices:
for
$2.00
for
$2.25
for.... ........ .... $3.00
(including envelope*)
These are very tasty in design
and s«»lve the problem o f how
to remember many friends with
an inexpensive reminder ot .
friendship and good wishes.
The Cottage Grove Sentinel
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