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About The Cottage Grove sentinel. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Oregon) 1922-current | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1922)
BRACE UP! RUNNING TO SEED Du you feul old before your time? 1» your bui k. buut end at if f T Do you xuffer urinary disorders? Don’t despair — profit by Cottage Drove experience» Sylvester Urban Discourses on Cottage Grove people recomtueud Dunn’» Kidney Pill». Here’« a Cot So-Called Human Race. tnge Grove re»ident ’» statement. Mr». M Kebelbeck, Birch uud J St»., ■ hvs : " I huve nothing but word» of Can See Nothing But Atrophy a» Re praise for Doan'» Kidney Pill». I was sult of the Labor Saving Device» subject to kidney weukue»» for u long of Prosont Day. t line and never found anything that helped ine uutil 1 began using Doan ’» “ I’m only twenty-eight years old,” Kidney Pill». I use D o u i i ' h occasionally said Sylvester Urban, according to h uud they keep me free from all kidney New York Sun writer, "and I'm afraid. ailment». I um glad to udvise other I’m afraid of the future. I ’m afraid kidney »ufferer» to u»e Doan’s Kidney of civilization." Pills. ” (Statement given February 22, “ What’g come over you now?” asked 1913.) hi» friend "I've heard you utter gome On March 27, 1920, Mrs. Kebelbeck strange sentiment over a glass of suid: “ 1 always recommend Doan’s Third rail,' but this latest Is beyond me Kiduey Pills for they put my kidneys How can one be afraid of civilization? in good condition. 1 use Douu ’» occa “ One might well »hrtnk In his shoes siouully for a tonic.” | at the thought of a return to savagery Price 60c, at all dealers. Dou’t sim or burbarlsm. But life become» safer ply ask for a kiduey remedy—-get with every ensuing , ear of civilization. »D oan ’s Kidney Pills— the same that Just look about you at all these safe Mrs. Kebelbeck bud. Foster'Milburu guards----- ” "That's Just It,” broke In Sylvester sadly "You’ve hit the crux of the matter right off. Just look about you, as you »ay, and what do you »ee? Here we are In au average New York apart ment—four rooms and bath. Above us Is an electric chandelier. When you want light Just press a button. There Is a radiator, i f you want beat on a frigid day Just lean over from your easy chair and turn a knob. Or do you prefer the cheer of an open grate Are? Just turn on the gas. "Wouldst dine? Just telephone a delicatessen aud presently the dumb waiter bell will buzz and your food arrives lu the kitchen. A Are In the range Is yours for the striking of a match aud the turning of a jet. Hot water? Twist a faucet. Driuklng water? Twist another faucet. "One usually has garbage after a meal A most trlAIng matter. Dump It In the garbage cun and send It down the dumbwaiter. Music after the dessert? Put on a record. It has one of these repeaters— latest thing, you know. No ueed to bother with the machine until It runs down. In the next room Is su electric reproducing Woodson Garage, I’bone 27 piano. The world's greatest artists After garage ciotte», photic tea perform for you uud you dou't have to turn a Auger, so to speuk. The idonee, 118-L. door bell rings. There Is the mall and the newspaper. "Suppose 1 want to go dowutowu to work or shop. 1 just step Into a sub way and sit down. When 1 leave the train 1 don’t eveu have to walk out AUCTIONEER of the stutlou. 1 merely stand ou an escalator. Arrived at the street, I de Will »ell your farm, Block, ini cide. perliups. to take a taxi. I just plemcnts, machinery, household get In and alt down. When I reach goods, autos and merchandise my ultimate destination the chauffeur opens the door of the cub fur me and MY PRICE IS RIGHT the dooruiuu opens a portal for me Will go uuywticre, any time Inquire to enter the store. at City Transfer Office, phone »11 "Leaving the store I take a Fifth avenue bus to my office. 1 go ou top to get the fresh air and Aud they've even Inclosed the upper deck In glass P B O r E B B IiD N A l. CARDS to protect children of civilization from healthful ozone. DR A W K1ME "Dou't you see that everything Is Specialist in Obstetric» arranged so that I cun live without Will care for confinements at his moving a Auger, so to speak? Keel home if desired. Special nurse if re qlured Phones: office, 34; res 126J my muscles There's nothing to them. I couldn't lick a healthy ten-year-old H. W. TITDB, D. M D. boy and 1 couldn't run Ave blocks Dentistry without staggering from exhaustion. Modem equipment. First Nutiouul My body, the thing l live In, the thing Bunk building. Hours, U to 12 and that keeps me alive, is becoming ob 1 to 6. Evenings and Sundays by appointment. Office phone, 10; res solete slid Is fallen into disuse through idence phone, 153 Y. the sufeguurds of civilization. "And don’t forget that the soft food DR W. E EE BOW purveyed In these latter days Is euer Dentist vatlng to our teeth. An emineut physi Office Fifth and Muiu. Hours, 8:30 cal culturlst urges us to tug at a to 12 and 1 to 5:30. Evenings and Sundays by appointment. Phones, handkerchief with our molars each day office 36, residence 134 Y. as a substitute for the exercise for merly got liy chewing strong, coarse DR. 0. E. FROST foods Thtuk of that ! Men chewing Office in Lawson builnug at rags like babies! Phone 47 “ is there really to be such a thlug Cottage Grove Oregon as the superman—the uiuch-heralded product of higher civilisation? Judg GAVEN O. DYOTT, M D Ing from my own life average men Physician and Surgeon are going to form a race of pygmies X-ray work in ull its branches Eve uings by appointment. —physical d W H r t s . anemlcs." 634 Mum Cottage Grove, Oregon And Mr. Sylvester Urban with a feeble hand lifted a glass lo his Ups J. E. YOUNG Attorney at Law Utilize War-Tims Ambulances. Office reur of First Nutiouai bank Many ambulances owned by volun Cottage Grove, Oregon teer organizations during the war have been converted Into commercial ve H. J. SH INN hicles--many of them without under Attorney at Law aud Notary Public going any great physical chunges with Practices in all courts. Twenty five the exception of the removal of equip years of experience ment required only In an ambulance. Bader Bldg. Oottuge Grove, Ore. About the streets may be seen de livery vans easily recognized us war A L T A K IN G lime automobile ambulances, the New Attorney at Law York Sun states The name of the Collections, Probate, Notary Public original donating organization und Its 774 Willamette St., Eugene, lIre. Insignia are discernible In some cases J. 8. M EDLEY under the new coats of paint on the Attorney at Law vehicle, und from the rear one can see Eugene Loan A Savings Bank Bldg still the long benches on each side that Eugoue, Oregou once marked the ambulance, but uow are used for piling merchHDdlse on DR W M H A M ILTO N Chiropraetic Chrome cases a specialty tiffice Newfoundland Water Power. over Darby hardware Residence at A total of 285,000 horsepower Is es 212 South Pacific Uighwa). timated as the probable output of a project which conies from a rather sur MRS r. J. AL8TOTT prising locality. The development Is Suggestive Therapeutics to be undertaken of the Humber val Why keep your puinsf Beth ctnuuic aud acute ailment» treated ley, Newfoundland, with the expendi Phone 180 L Cottage Grove, Ore. ture of I7.00U.00U within the next two years The power project Is tied up J. T. «P R A Y with logging and other operations In a Real Estate, Insurance uud way which will Involve the permanent Collection» employment of 1,500 men In the works Office in First National hank build and 2,000 men In the woods. The pa ing; Sixth street entrance per resources o f the Island will be very largely expanded by the new de HERBERT W LOMBARD velopment, which la actually under Attorney at L i * contract at the present writing. -Ex First National Sauk Building change Cottage Grove, Ore. Phone 94 J Cottage Grove Bottling Works 1 JITNEY K Ralph Chestnut C. O. DeVere DR ROY SMITH Veterinarian Phone» 1114 and 915 146 Park Street, Eugeue, Oregon Tima Waa Up. Ourloua— What went wrong at the wadding? Dirt the bride faint? Earraatlc No—the license expired. »—Wayside Talas. BAD HUBBY GOOD FOR W RITER Wlfa Who Gives Advice on Managing Spouaa Goto Soma Idoao From Hor Mato. “ Yea, Indeed," said the Greenwich Villager with a husband as she reached for the matches, according to che New York Sun. “ I’ve placed a lot of things since 1 married. Espe cially with the women’« mugazlnes.” "1 don't »ee how you ever get so much. You Just seem to turn them , out with a crunk." "There Is a crank Involved,” admit* ter the villager, "but unfortunately he's getting better tempered every day.” "Cyril Y’ asked the friend with In terest. "How nice that you’re Im proving him. He did have a fairly bad disposition." “ That's why 1 married him," sighed the villager.” “ R e a lly!” exclaimed the friend. “That seems a rather odd reason.” “ Oh, n o; It was quite sensible," pro- tasted the villager. "You see, I ’ve al ways done a lot of articles on how to get on with your husband, and I ■ thought I could get a lot of ideas from CyriL And I have. I ’ve stud ied his rages and found out just what caused them and how to make him stop them, and then I've written him up. But now I know so well how to manage Cyril that he doesn't get Into rages any more— and really, 1 don't »ee how I can afford to go to Scotland this summer." “ Still,” comforted the friend, "It must be rather nice to think that you get on so well together. Isn't there copy In that?" “ A Uttlet” admitted the villager, “ but It's the unhappy marriages the women are Interested In. But, of course, there’s always some copy you can get out of a man—even a good- tempered one.'' “ Such as— ?" prodded the friend. “ Oh--all the foolish things they do,” explained the villager. “ The ridicu lous way they waste their money, and their general helplessness, and their self-centeredness and all that. I ’m do ing a series along those lines for the Woman Rampant. Of course, Cyril doesn’t know It. But whenever the maguzlne comes he reads those arti cles und sputters. He says there never was such a brute and a fool as that wouian describes. Declares It can't be true, because no self-respecting woman would lire with him. And then I get scared and take the maga zine away from him." “ Afraid he'll recognize himself, I sup pose?'' said the friend. “ Oh, no. Indeed 1" returned the vil lager “Cyril would never do that! But I'm frightened to death he’ll— he'll—" “ What?" pressed the friend, breath lessly. "Reform,” said the villager. Stage Illusions. Lady Kell complained. In a letter to the Times, of the way actors destroy stage Illusion. There was nothing new In this The taking of “ calls” has tieen denounced since most of us can remember. But the number of let ters which followed Lady Bell’s sug gested that the theater. In this peri od of decadence. Is taken by many with a seriousness that promises bet ter things some day. Not the most serious grudges the actors their ap plause at the end of the performance, but It Is certainly unwelcome to see a row of smiling faces on the stage a moment after the curtain has fallen ou a scene of terror, grief or melan choly In which those very faces have worn far different expressions Wheth er the Illusion Is destroyed is another question. Perhaps It depends o d tem perament. There are some lovers of the theater who are Impervious to all Its absurd conventions. To these even the buck of the stage after a performance on a cold winter's night Is still fairyland.— London Times Weekly. Connecticut Nature Studies. Mrs. Edith A. Smith has a cat that knows a thing or two. One day last week the cat brought in a garter snuke. It left It In a closet off the back pantry. Mrs. Smith In looking over some articles In the closet that ufernoou came across the snake, which was In an almost dormant condition. It had life enough, however, to wig gle. uud With the Arst wiggle Mis. Smith almost faiuted away This same cal last summer brought lu a black snuke. The tall of the snake was colled around the cat's neck. The cat had hold of the snake in the mid die and hud all It could do to drag It Into the house.— Kariulngvllle Cor respondence HldgeAeld Press. "Moss Growers' League." A heard on the chin keeps the shav ing money in. That’s the new slogan of the latest London freak society, the Hirsute Half Hundred, says the New York Sun Thut is to say, they call themselves the Hirsute Half Hundred. The rest of London calls them simply Moss Growers. Barbers are contemptuous In regard to these gentlemen who bsve disre garded conventions and adopted the latest In streamline beards But the hairy ones laugh and say: "Aha, but think, a shave each day costs s dime We save 865 dimes a year—now go ahead and laugh at us" A Disadvantage. City Man - I suppose you And your automobile a great Improvement over your old horse, farmer. Old Farmer—Wal. In some ways, yes. and In other ways. no. I can’t go ter sleep on my way home from town and wake up In the barnyard, like I could with old Dobbin. ORIGIN OF GOLF Sootch Shepherd Said to Have Originated the Game. With Hla Crook as a Braasla and Stona for a Ball Ha Mada tha Circuit af tha Links. How a schemer must enjoy himself ■ Psychologists and physiologists migh ; spending the money he lias filched spend tome time profitably in stndyin ; from widows aud orphans. the peculiar effects produced upon th ■ • a . human body by certain occurrence» Wheu truth is sufficieutly colored it j For iustanue, bringing the head onex pactedly in contact with some bar. becomes a black lie. • • • object causes a bump to appear which The uext best thing to seeing a seems to have some peculiar influenc woman devoted to her husband is to upon the mental attitude o f the persoi see a man who is worthy of that devo tion. Try to so live and do that when folk • • • talk about you they will have a goo . Man deserves no credit for the good subject to talk about. uature that is the result of indolence. Six hundred years and more ago aa A seven foot studeut is enrolled at a wife who quits a job that supports her old shepherd In Scotland grew tired o f doing nothing all day but look after western university. Nature has pro to marry a mau who has never been hla sheep so be amused himself by vided him well for higher education. able to support himself. ¿nocking a stone about with bis crook. It Interested him to see how far he could knock that Uttle stone and how he could beet get It out when It fell Into graeey hullowe or among other etonee. He choee ae round a stone ae possible and put a distinguishing mark upon It One day he mentioned this pastime to the shepherd In the next field, who tried It, too. Then they made some of the places more difficult and meas ured off definite points and goals. At night, on their homeward way they would swap yarns. They measured off their holes In a circle, because In that way they could keep watch over their sheep, and they marked their holes with a tag of wool attached to a atake. Soon all the shepherds of the neighborhood were following their example. This, aays the Christian Science Monitor, Is one version o f the origin of golf. It waa the game of shep herds In the beginning; but we find It the game of kings as well. We have an account of the train of James VI of Scotland and I of England playing A lighted m atch to the w ick and your on English soil. The first match on oil cookstove is instantly ready. 11 con record waa when the duke of York, afterward James II of England, and centrates clean, steady heat directly an Edinburgh shoemaker defended on the cooking utensil. Scotlsnd's claim against two English noblemen. Shortly after this matches became more common, with prizes of N o coal or w o o d to lug, or ashes to clubs with silver bands, 12 balls or a shovel out—a clean, cool kitchen tree simple medal. By Scottish laws we can trace the from dirt and smoke. history of the game from very early times In 1458 the Scottish parlia T o obtain best results, use P e a rl Oil ment enacted that "because golf di —the clean-burning, uniform kero verts attention from archery, it must be cried down,” and It seems to have sene — scientifically refined and re been necessary to renew many time* refined by a special process. a law that golf must not be played on Sunday. With a praiseworthy eye to economy, P e a rl O il is sold b y dealers e v ery James 1 In 1018, disturbed because "no w h ere. F o r y o u r o w n protection order small quantities o f gold and silver are transported yearly out of his highness’ by nam e — P e a rl Oil. kingdom of Scotland for buying of golf balls.” conferred s monopoly of golf S T A N D A R D O IL C O M P A N Y ball manufacture upon James Melville (California) for 21 years, but added that he must not charge more than four shillings. This same King James appointed W il liam Mayne, Bower Burgess of Bdln burgh, club maker to hla highness "during all the days of hla lifetime.” (K E R O S E N E ! The implements early became as HEAT good as those of today, with the ex A N D L IG H T ception of the balls. The first real j balls were o f leather, stuffed with feathers; then they were mnde of gutta perch» with a smooth surface. It was soon discovered, however, that Indentations »e r e an aid to rotations, and the balls were hammered with the chisel end of a hammer. Later, of course, the Indentations were made In the mold. As far as records show, golf was I first known In America in New York, but tradition states it was played on the Pacific coast by a band of old sea captains In the Sixteenth century. When women begun to play is not known, but times have changed since the following quotation was true: "Men play the game, the boys the clubs convey, and lovely woman gives the prize away." PEARL The Night Garden. In order to have a garden really fascinating and glowing at night—In the darkness or In the moonlight— quantities of white Aowers should be used. As night comes on the Aauntlng. gay- ( colored flowers fade Into the darkness and become part of It, while the pure white flowers stand forth gloriously agalust the background of night White varieties of tulips, Iris, peo nies. sweet alyssum, rose» lilies, fox gloves, hollyhocks, dahlias, zinnias ageratum, and Japanese anemones will give a wonderful night effect In the garden from April until November. The most satisfactory white shrubs are , white Iliaca, splreas. deutzlas, Japa nese snowballs, hydrangeas, and al- theas. Big Forest Travel. In 1920 more than 4,000.000 people visited their 152 national forests for recreatiou. But one feature not gen erally known, says the American For estry association, la the fact that each i year there are serious losses from two causes. The first loss Is through forest Ares started by careless camp ers It aggregates millions of dollars annually. The more serious Is actual life lost due tv the lack of sanitary necessities In forest camp grounds. The federal government bas never ap propriated a dollar for such work. Forester Greeley Is asking foi tlo, 000 for this purpose. Little Known Fish. Recent ocean discoveries Indicate that there are many kinds of deep sea fish atlll uucaugbt. It Is said that there are 600 kinds of fish to be fouud off the coast of Florida, and a great aquarium la to be opened soou at Miami for their study. No Rspcater. Bha— You don't love me aa much re you used to. He—Yes, I do, my dear, but I have exhaust ad my vocabulary.