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About The amplifier. (West Linn, Oregon) 1921-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 18, 1940)
SUBTLE SATIRE Here you see In print the first attempt of “Subtle Satire,” which is “doit” dished up in oh! such a subtle manner. Mr. Howard to Conference (Continued from Page 1) from the Mormon Temple. Re ports, round table discussions, special committee meetings and reports, laying of plans for the year’s work and a banquet will be the business of the two-day convention. A special organ concert will be given in the Mormon Temple for the dele gates. Attending the conference will be officers of the Northern Bap tist convention, presidents and officers of state association from 11 states. Mr. Howard will return Mon- day morning and arrivë home about 11:30 a. m. Here’s a hot ope, kids — it seems that a dean of men in a small co-ed school in the east was telling the boys the amounts of the fines that woùld be im posed on thém for visiting the girls “dorm” after hours. When he had finished stating the amounts of the fines which went something like this: fifty cents for the first offense, a dollar for ------- *—•------------------------ ( the Second, and so on, a bright freshman in the rear shouted: Question: Why is Bill Buckles’ “How much for a season ticket!” neck like a typewriter? (Don’t blame me, that’s not or Answer: Because it is Under iginal.) wood. Now for some bits of this and TIRED? that—Red Eadon standing out /Dropl in at side in the hall every day during sixth period study waiting for a blond (incidently the blonde’s Cozy place for A Tasty Pickup name is Hazel).—Jean Kyllo is Oregon City heart broken over one Don Red 503 Main St. head; probably just a rumor, or is it?—Leo Kelt and Miss Gary OREGON CITY getting kicked out of sixth period CLEANERS & PRESSING biology class.—Lois Yoftng airing Suits, Coats and Dresses h er wardrobe o f lettermans cleaned and pressed for only 59c Each sweaters.—Keep up the good Skirts & Blouses only 29c ea. work Vincent, maybe you can get 211 6th Street Phone 2-5851 her in the rebound or have you given up already?—Gloria Smith and Van Laningharrinp^^^S^ng O. C. sweaters any more. What’s the matter girls?—Ver le Day and ^new Portland heart-throb (any We want to remind you that MARIGOLD PIES one know his name?)—Does Vi Bickel sleep in that raincoat?—If with real crust, are just the you wish to. give to a good cause, thing to top off that the boys are taking up a collec HALLOWEEN PARTY tion so that Smokey can get a Call 2-5821 for Prices date with Hedy Lamour. That’s what I like’about Anderson, so O. C. CREAMERY sky, retiring, and modesti—Gayle 113 6th STREET Zaniker is interested in finding out who Harold Snider’s recent heart interest is.—The Trysting Place, Pat Goodrich’s locker. (What are you waiting for Evan, AND a street car?)—A snappy bit of repartee between Mary McLean SCHAFFER and Miss Moffatt at a recent pep PENS and PENCILS assembly — someone pasting Willkie stickers aróund school.— Specials Pens for Shorthand (Which didn’t stay on very long.) PENS _ -98c to $2.50 —The great dictator, Eagle Eye PENCILS ^....49c to $4.50 Butler, censoring this column to PEN and PENCIL pieces.—If you have any ma SETS ..... $1.95 to $15.00 terial that I can get by the cen sor, please hand it in to the Feature Editor of the Amp. And remember, if there is anything QUICK SERVICE and worse than being talked about, FREE DELIVERY it’s not being talked about. at JAGEBS "MARIGOLD" RERM1ESTER ANDRESON S. N. MEN'S SHOP THE DBAL CLEANEBS Campus Cords $4.50 to $5.45 Slipover Sweaters $3.45 to $5. CLEANERS and DYERS QUALITY CLEANING at QUALITY PRICES PERSONAL SERVICES BY WEST LINN STUDENTS Men's Suits............................ 75c Women's Fur Trimmed Coats 85c KENT BAUERSFELD Page Three THE AMPLIFIER Friday, October 18,1940 Phone 3861 1112 Main St. Moving Picture to Be Shown Nov. 13 LAKE THEATBE OSWEGO Fri., Sat., Oct. 18-19 The moving picture “Adven tures of Chico,” is to be presented on Wednesday, November '13th, at the West Linn Auditorium for the students. The picture is a Mexican animal picture. "Two Girls on Broadway Sun,, Mon., Tues., Oct. 20-21-22 "Lucky Partners" and "Man I Married" RINE'S BAKERY AND FOUNTAIN Jumbo Milk Shakes......... HAVE YOU TRIED 10c OPEN UNTIL NINE O’CLOCK Main Street______ Oregon City AMOS THE SHOE DOCTOR FRENZELS' GROCERY OSWEGO, OREGON ICE CREAM SLICES— —GROCERIES Willamette, Oregon F mëns wear C. A. 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COMPLETE LINE of HALLOWÉEN SUPPLIES 721 Main Street Oregon City I Ask for . . . BAILEY Furniture & Hardware Visit our up stairs SWEETS CANDY BARS FURNITURE Quality all the way Everything for the Home W.C. Allen Candy Co 507 MAIN STREET OREGON CITY I hgth West king [to 6 the as H I Co Breen [taste itrong h