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About Jacksonville post. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1906-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 1, 1924)
managers feel that the peo ple have a right to be pre sented with al!, not part, of Friday, Aug. 1, 1924 the Nets. The Republicans ELIZABETH BLANCHE COOK are going to point to the Publisher and Editor ROBERT J. COOK, Assistant fact that the program of Cal Published Every Friday at Jacksonville, Jack vin Coolidge has been one of son County, Oregon. tax reduction, Entered at the postoffice at Jacksonville, Oregon economy, of as Necond-claHM matter. of efficiency: that he has ADVERTISING RATES steadily pursued an honest, Regular display adv. per inch, each issue 20c Display adv., less than a month, per inch. . . 25c direct course tending to Business locals, per line, each issue bring about a better condi SUBSCRIPTION RATES One yzar....................................... _.$2.00 tion through every part of Six months..................................... I-00 the United States. Not Three months------------------ 50c alone will the appeal be The LaFollette campaign made to Republicans but to every thinking man and ers are busy in this state. woman throughout the na ♦ ♦ ♦ tion. The party realizes that “DONTCHA KNEOW!” the American people have We were wishing for in j already achieved their own formation so that we might understanding of President publish something about the Coolidge; that he is the life of John W. Davis, the i choice of the people and is democratic nominee for not the choice of any set of T h e primary President, more than that he politicians. elections showed that Cool has been successful as a finan cier. We received the fol idge was the choice of the people. Chairman Butler, lowing: in his statement issued here, In John W. Davis, the democratic said: “We have a party party of the Old South comes back into its own. He is not only an aristo platform and a presidential crat of the aristocrats, but he looks ticket that will make it pos and lives the part. The profile is a re sible to conduct the cam minder of some fine daguerreotype of paign everywhere in the the “Fifties”. The hands are beauti open as energetically in one fully molded; the nails long and slen part of the country as in an der, as one whose ancestors have been other, and to present our of the professional or leisured classes. His voice has the well restrained tone cause with the utmost frank of one accustomed to the society of ness.” Mr. Butler stated gentlefolk; to the courts of Europe. that he was particularly To these externals may be added an i pleased to have received a ease of manner found only among those large number of communi born to beautiful homes and ac customed to the comforts given by cations from men and wom en who admit that their in many well trained servants. In England, where he represented terest in previous campaigns Mr. Wilson as Ambassador, he was and j had only been incidental, but is regarded as one of their “own sort” 1 that they are now extremely in the sense of being fully trained and anxious to actively partici at home in all that goes to make up pate in the present cam the British ideal of a “scholar and a paign. Coolidge’s clean rec- gentleman”. Mr. Davis, while Am 1 ord will gain for him the bassador made many friends among support of many who, this royalty and according to cable dis year, for the first time, will patches his nomination is most pleasing vote the Republican ticket. Jacksonville Post to England. Mr. Davis has a beautiful country home in Locust Valley, near Glen Cove, Long Island, New York, where he has lived for a number of years. It is one of the most imposing homes in New York state and is situated in the heart of a region of estates of very wealthy men. The house is provided with all the comforts that money can buy and is completely equipped in every sense even to the most extensive quarters for the many servants. ♦ ♦ Kabo Corsets The 1924 models are a revelation in beauty, at absurdly low pi ices. J A CKSONVILLE CASH STORE Jacksonville, Ore ■n XXXJO<X;OOOOOOOCOOOOOOOO.'>.‘"“ .X.'.OOQGQOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO Jacksonville Pharmacy AGENCY FOR NYALS, and SANTOX A. D. S. LINES Films and Camera Supplies Now on Hand it Try the Drug Store First" ’ THE Chocolate Corner 0. C. DOROTHY, Proprietor BARBER SHOP IN CONNECTION The Place to Go For Soft Drinks, Cigars, Candies, Nuts, Ice Cream, Etc. FRESH ROASTED PEANUTS AND POPCORN * Washington, D. C., July 29, 1924.—The Republican th« tconoH,/ SAftfAC POWDER party is going to conduct an aggressive campaign in all parts of the nation. The party is going to present to the people a list of the many It Contains achievements beneficial to more than the people that have been the ordinary brought about since 1920. leavening The Republicans are de strength termined that the people of A'UZWZH the nation shall have a full GREATEST opportunity to become ac BAKING quainted with the many POWDER good things the party has done for the people since I Sales 2*; tinnsastauchat I Mat oJ any other ¿rand March 4, 1921. 'J’he party | i,r. Add Califor nia of many other to your Eastern trip Double the pleasure almost without cost CALUMET For you who are planning an Eastern trip. Southern Pacific men have a message. Callatany Southern Pacific ticket office and learn how you may go through California, with liberal stopovers at interesting points, at little or no additional cost. Go to California over the in comparable Shasta Route. Then go East over the Southern Pacific. 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If you ttrp planning a trip Eaat now or in the future, call at any Southern Pacific ticket office and let ua tell you how to «et added pleasure and comfort without added cost. Southern Pacific I SMILES ! ’ M. Montgomery, Agent, Medturd “Why were you late to Customer: “Do you serve lobsters here?” school this morning, Tom?” Waiter: “We serve any- asked the teacher. body; sit down.” “Why, the bell rang be fore 1 got here,” the little fellow explained. “Judge,” said the pns- oner, “I’m deaf.” “Always mind your own “That may be,” said the business, ” says a writer. “It judge, “but you’ll get your doesn’t pay to get mixed up hearing in the morning. in other people’s quarrels.” “Nonsense! That’s how Wife: “I think sheep are the lawyer makes his living.” the dumbest animals, don’t you, dear?” Hubby: “Yes, my Lamb.” A man entered a Des —Ex. Moines (Iowa) grocery store and asked for a sack of flour, saying that his family was “Here’s something queer,” without food and he had no said the dentist. “You sav work. He was given the this tooth has never been flour and as he was leaving worked on before, but I find with it, a clerk said: “Suppose you are saving small flakes of gold on my up for the circus next instruments.” week? ” “I think you have struck “O, we’ve had that saved my back collar button,” up for a month,” was the re- moaned the victim.—Ex. ply. A man entered a florist’s Mr. Brown’s wife died and said he wished to buy and he was heartbroken. He some flowers for a sick lady. “What shall it be?” asked had a monument erected on the florist—some carnations which he had inscribed the words: “My light has gone “Nothing doing!” almost out.” Soon after, he left on a shouted the customer. “She trip to Europe and after a has hay fever and she’s my mother-in-law. Send her few months remarried, Be- a big bouquet of goldenrod.” fore returning to America with his bride, he thought of the inscription and, fear ing his new wife might not The Missus: “Mary, approve, he wrote to the please explain to me how it I monument dealer asking him is that I saw you kissing a to change it. The monu young man in the kitchen ment man replied to leave it last night? to him and lie would fix it Maid: “Sure, I dunno up all right. The bride and groom ar how it is, ma’am, unless you were lookin’ through the rived at home and soon after keyhole.” ward visited the cemetery. Imagine Mr. Brown’s in dignation when he discov ered the original inscription An exchange gives the fol- was there and underneath it lowihg formula as a way to had been placed the words, learn a lady’s age without “I have struck another embarrassing her: Ask her match.” to multiply the number of the month in which she was born by two, add five, mul An Englishman who knew tiply by fifty, add her age to no language but his own had this sum, subtract 250—and lost his way in Rome. In the first two figures in the answer will be the month in his perplexity it occurred to which she was born and the I him to write the name of his hotel in large letters on ast two will be her age. his card, and hand it to the first benign-looking indi vidual he met. It was lunch hour at the 1 he Italian thus accosted ime works, and Pat’s two turned and, with the charm buddies, deciding to play a ing manner of his race, ac little joke on him during his companied the perturbed absence, drew the features Englishman for about twenty of a donkey upon the back minutes in solemn silence of his coat, which he had until they reached the hotel left behind. In due time disignated. Pat returned, and presently! f In a transport of joy at hove in sight bearing the finding himself once more lime-decorated coat. on known ground the tour “What's the trouble, ist poured out voluble thanks Pat?” asked one, trying to in the only language at his command. appear indifferent. At this the Italian looked “Nothing much,” replied Pat, equally indifferent, “only at him in amazement and re- I’d like to know which one marken in perfect English: of yez wiped your face on “I thought you were deaf jme coat.” j j and dumb.” ____ 99 99 i 1 1 1 1 ul 4 V 11V V J
