managers feel that the peo
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Friday, Aug. 1, 1924
the Nets. The Republicans
ELIZABETH BLANCHE COOK
are going to point to the
Publisher and Editor
ROBERT J. COOK, Assistant
fact that the program of Cal
Published Every Friday at Jacksonville, Jack
vin Coolidge has been one of
son County, Oregon.
tax reduction,
Entered at the postoffice at Jacksonville, Oregon economy, of
as Necond-claHM matter.
of efficiency: that he has
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tion. The party realizes that
“DONTCHA KNEOW!” the American people have
We were wishing for in j already achieved their own
formation so that we might understanding of President
publish something about the Coolidge; that he is the
life of John W. Davis, the i choice of the people and is
democratic nominee for not the choice of any set of
T h e primary
President, more than that he politicians.
elections
showed
that Cool
has been successful as a finan
cier. We received the fol idge was the choice of the
people.
Chairman Butler,
lowing:
in his statement issued here,
In John W. Davis, the democratic
said: “We have a party
party of the Old South comes back
into its own. He is not only an aristo platform and a presidential
crat of the aristocrats, but he looks ticket that will make it pos
and lives the part. The profile is a re sible to conduct the cam
minder of some fine daguerreotype of paign everywhere in the
the “Fifties”. The hands are beauti
open as energetically in one
fully molded; the nails long and slen
part of the country as in an
der, as one whose ancestors have been
other,
and to present our
of the professional or leisured classes.
His voice has the well restrained tone cause with the utmost frank
of one accustomed to the society of ness.”
Mr. Butler stated
gentlefolk; to the courts of Europe. that he was particularly
To these externals may be added an i pleased to have received a
ease of manner found only among those
large number of communi
born to beautiful homes and ac
customed to the comforts given by cations from men and wom
en who admit that their in
many well trained servants.
In England, where he represented terest in previous campaigns
Mr. Wilson as Ambassador, he was and j had only been incidental, but
is regarded as one of their “own sort” 1 that they are now extremely
in the sense of being fully trained and
anxious to actively partici
at home in all that goes to make up
pate in the present cam
the British ideal of a “scholar and a
paign. Coolidge’s clean rec-
gentleman”. Mr. Davis, while Am
1 ord will gain for him the
bassador made many friends among support of many who, this
royalty and according to cable dis year, for the first time, will
patches his nomination is most pleasing vote the Republican ticket.
Jacksonville Post
to England.
Mr. Davis has a beautiful country
home in Locust Valley, near Glen Cove,
Long Island, New York, where he has
lived for a number of years. It is one
of the most imposing homes in New
York state and is situated in the heart
of a region of estates of very wealthy
men.
The house is provided with all the
comforts that money can buy and is
completely equipped in every sense
even to the most extensive quarters
for the many servants.
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Washington, D. C., July
29, 1924.—The Republican
th« tconoH,/ SAftfAC POWDER
party is going to conduct an
aggressive campaign in all
parts of the nation. The
party is going to present to
the people a list of the many
It
Contains
achievements beneficial to
more than
the people that have been
the
ordinary
brought about since 1920.
leavening
The Republicans are de
strength
termined that the people of
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the nation shall have a full
GREATEST
opportunity to become ac
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March 4, 1921. 'J’he party |
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That w’as all it said—just
that.
Didn’t say he ever
mauled rails, or plowed corn,
or helped in a harvest field,
or mined, or fired a locomo
tive engine, or clerked in a
store, or served as “devil” in
a print shop—just a gentle
man who has met with the
approval of English lords.
No wonder many demo
crats have decided to vote
for Mr Coolidge!
to choose from, all surpassingly
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And on every train you find
Southern Pacific Service. Pas
sengers are counted as honored
guests.
All of our trans-continental
trains carry diners which offer a
remarkable fine service at prices
which a re low' compared to
those of like service elsewhere.
If you ttrp planning a trip Eaat now or in the
future, call at any Southern Pacific ticket
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SMILES
! ’
M. Montgomery, Agent, Medturd
“Why were you late to
Customer: “Do you serve
lobsters here?”
school this morning, Tom?”
Waiter: “We serve any- asked the teacher.
body; sit down.”
“Why, the bell rang be
fore 1 got here,” the little
fellow explained.
“Judge,” said the pns-
oner, “I’m deaf.”
“Always mind your own
“That may be,” said the
business,
” says a writer. “It
judge, “but you’ll get your
doesn’t pay to get mixed up
hearing in the morning.
in other people’s quarrels.”
“Nonsense! That’s how
Wife: “I think sheep are the lawyer makes his living.”
the dumbest animals, don’t
you, dear?”
Hubby: “Yes, my Lamb.”
A man entered a Des
—Ex.
Moines (Iowa) grocery store
and asked for a sack of flour,
saying that his family was
“Here’s something queer,” without food and he had no
said the dentist. “You sav work. He was given the
this tooth has never been flour and as he was leaving
worked on before, but I find with it, a clerk said:
“Suppose you are saving
small flakes of gold on my
up
for the circus next
instruments.”
week?
”
“I think you have struck
“O, we’ve had that saved
my back collar button,”
up
for a month,” was the re-
moaned the victim.—Ex.
ply.
A man entered a florist’s
Mr. Brown’s wife died
and said he wished to buy
and
he was heartbroken. He
some flowers for a sick lady.
“What shall it be?” asked had a monument erected on
the florist—some carnations which he had inscribed the
words: “My light has gone
“Nothing doing!” almost out.”
Soon after, he left on a
shouted the customer. “She
trip
to Europe and after a
has hay fever and she’s my
mother-in-law.
Send her few months remarried, Be-
a big bouquet of goldenrod.” fore returning to America
with his bride, he thought
of the inscription and, fear
ing his new wife might not
The Missus:
“Mary, approve, he wrote to the
please explain to me how it I monument dealer asking him
is that I saw you kissing a to change it. The monu
young man in the kitchen ment man replied to leave it
last night?
to him and lie would fix it
Maid:
“Sure, I dunno up all right.
The bride and groom ar
how it is, ma’am, unless you
were lookin’ through the rived at home and soon after
keyhole.”
ward visited the cemetery.
Imagine Mr. Brown’s in
dignation when he discov
ered the original inscription
An exchange gives the fol-
was there and underneath it
lowihg formula as a way to
had been placed the words,
learn a lady’s age without
“I have struck another
embarrassing her: Ask her
match.”
to multiply the number of
the month in which she was
born by two, add five, mul
An Englishman who knew
tiply by fifty, add her age to
no
language but his own had
this sum, subtract 250—and
lost
his way in Rome. In
the first two figures in the
answer will be the month in his perplexity it occurred to
which she was born and the I him to write the name of
his hotel in large letters on
ast two will be her age.
his card, and hand it to the
first benign-looking indi
vidual he met.
It was lunch hour at the
1 he Italian thus accosted
ime works, and Pat’s two turned and, with the charm
buddies, deciding to play a ing manner of his race, ac
little joke on him during his companied the perturbed
absence, drew the features Englishman for about twenty
of a donkey upon the back minutes in solemn silence
of his coat, which he had until they reached the hotel
left behind. In due time disignated.
Pat returned, and presently! f In a transport of joy at
hove in sight bearing the finding himself once more
lime-decorated coat.
on known ground the tour
“What's the trouble, ist poured out voluble thanks
Pat?” asked one, trying to in the only language at his
command.
appear indifferent.
At this the Italian looked
“Nothing much,” replied
Pat, equally indifferent, “only at him in amazement and re-
I’d like to know which one marken in perfect English:
of yez wiped your face on
“I thought you were deaf
jme coat.”
j j and dumb.”
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