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J , ' 1 : . i' Scrofula Fw ar entirely f?s trots It. It stay dsrelop w Howl u to etu IttU II any disturbance during tat whol jwrloa ot childhood. 1 It may than produc Irregularity ot lh Ioniser, and bow!, dypla, catarrh, snd marked trndrncy In cotitumptUin before taantfratlnt ltli In much cutanwu eruption or glandular twelltnt, It It ht to he nre that you ar emit tn from It, and for Itt complete Medloa Don you can nly on Hood's SarsapariUa Tht best uf all mtdtriue tor all humor. MultluM. Town 8oe tlmt man? Well, tir, lie lamlrxi in tlii country with hit oar twt aim now h' sxt million. Browne Of whist 11' wort off than ccntiHHlo, isn't het our atarth Track. "John Bull is trying to down locomotive. " "They'll run him down fast enough if he U in th way." DutrucllvtMU. rhrnologiat Your bump of oV ttriii'tivriioaa i very large. Art you s aoldif r or a pugilist. Sulijoct .Neither. I'm a furniture mover. Will Bt Will Dost, Cutiit What aw you prvpanne to do tint yettrr Hayeedo (alent-nindedly mar boaniert, at uaual. (armert 8un (T wmwiU Cw. Ho St. t xmaM HI (IWtrM'UtVaMttrht tHa.'attrMll Nam . for r K K MNbU Mlbul rM. be. SvSi 1 Arv HiltJ.lfbfcK A Suburban!!. Mr, Itolate (of ' Lonelyville, on evening train, inharraadH-You may 110I100 that nearly every suburb anite it bringing out either a icw coos or waitre with liimT Mr. Brooklyn Borough (hit guett, critically) You might call thit "Cook't personally conducted exeur-lion." fret Snwtr. "A Cornell imifwuor tay tiiat fw mwn can ha carried tin in the t motiihero mid hatehsd nut in the oloudt." "By gum, you be I'll carry en um uruii tht next time I go out," NiMUcaapid by ScIuks, "I undeintand that h hat long been ttiideul of polities! economy,' mill tlit visitor. "lie hat," wiiil Senator OIumwp. and hit economy in imlitict hat kept him out ot olllce. He thii'kt lit can he elected without apemliug a cent.' Oar Hallea'a W.!li. (ioKI and illvr ire noureil aliumlantlv Into Hi lap of Hi nation, bill our material wealth and itreiiRih U ratlier In Iron, llt hunt uarlul ot all metals, ut an the wraith of a human bring Urn In auasful rtoniai'h. Ifrou have nverwnrkwl vourw until II U dlMlilrd. Ir Hurirllrr't Mum. aelt Hlitrra, ll will relievo III eloinrnl Kwl, ImpMre tit apprtlt and cure ixniiitl(n, rlyil, biluumiru, IWr ana aionry uurarv. Tht Shirt Wtiit The women claim tlielr feeling hurt They're kicking up a fun, Bcaiine we men adopt the shirt That flrtt ttiey ttole from in. twltr Job. Mr CobwiKKer Poor thing, the tried to reform tier huelmmt and fuiled. Mr. Doroato What it the trlyng to do now? Mrt. Cobwiggre To reform the world. Olvt Us. A Do you know A anything to do for toamoltnew? B Oivt up.' "That't jutt what I did when wat tcaairk. ' Waiting (or ttii Man. A preacher riding down s ravine came upon an old mountaineer hid ing in the buthet with hit ritle. "What are you doing there, my friend?" "Ride on, stranger, " wat the ey antwer. "I'm a-waitin for Bill Johnson, and, with the help of the Lswd, I'm goin' to blow hit damu head off. " Too Many Wlvu. Mist Makeahit It it my highest ambition to marry tome titled for eigner. Mr. Jester Why don't you try the sultan? Mist Makeahit S-i-r! Wsttr Drlntur. Lsdy Bridget, did you give the sold tish fresh water today? Bridcet Holy St. Patrick! Have the craturet drank up the whole howl of wather Oi gave thlm yestur-day? Pltu't Our fur Cuinunitlo:i Is an IiiIhI. Ilhl tiiMlloin fur coughs and culiU. -S W. 8ami'iu Ocan Uruv. K. J., r'b, IT, ltJO. CKh In Ms Place. Willie 1', it there any difference between a violin and a t'uhile? I Yea, my son; If you hear it at a concert or an oiier it't violin, but when your next door neighbor play it it 1 a (uldle. Itr Aniwsr, He Dearest Mist Himth Maudie will you thare my lot? She Yet if if it really it s lot, Freddie. Incrtttenf III SfMClouintu. "Jlere't another hitter from thai new teuaut," said the secretary. "What' he want now?" inquired the proprietor of the li!-luipp Apurt- ment House. "Says he't got to have more room in hi flat. Says It'll help some if you'll let him at-rape the paper off the walls." Making It 1 Cinch. The Deacon Cromwell tells u to trust in the Lord, but to keep our powder dry. The Parson Well? The Deacon Well, I've been think nig that while it's all right to keep on praying lor ruin, we U better have s Subbath tchool picnic, too. tltrtdlty. Irate Parent I begin to tee that I ve got a fool for a ton! Philosophical Offupring dear dad, what a wonderful heredity. -Ah, my thing is Drawing Card. "My dear," said Rer. Dr. Oallorv. "have you had the advertisement ot my eunday services inserted as usual. ' "I've done better than that," re plied Ins clever wife. "I've sent word to the society editors that Mr. and Mrs. J. Blugore De Vorne will very probably be present." An Enchanting Pictura. Mr. Harlem flat That must be an affectionate passage in that novel you ar reading. Mrt. HarlemflHt It't a description of s woman's boudoir. Think of a place large enough to have a boudoir! Wbc Papa. Hit Mamma I wonder what baby it thinking about? Hit Papa What to cry about next. Encore. "What do you think of that whis ky?" asked the host. "Well," said the guest, smacking hit lips as ho sat down hit glass, "it reminds me of a good story." "Let's have it." "Oh, you misunderstand mo. I merley wish to imply that it's worth repeating. " Docm't Boait of It Now. Nell She used to boast that she wat one of the charter members of the Woman '1 Huffrago Club.' She doesn't appear to be 10 proud of it now. Belle Oh! the't just as proud, but you know, the club was organized 15 year ago, and she must hare been at least 20 when she joined. Dow With It "There it one thing that' King Edward toleratet that should be' put down at once, and for good and all." "Kht What "a that?" "Hit 1820 sherry." Not Hungry, But. loung Undo why, Charlie, you do not seem to tie eating anything this morning. And I got up early to make these biscuits tor you. Charles No, dear; 1 don't feel all hungry this morning, to tell tlit1 truth. Your biscuit are very nie indeed. By the way, I wonder there are any of those dog biscuit left that I bought for ero rruluy. I PACIFIC COAST NEWS AND COMMENT I REPORTS OF INDUSTRIAL AND AGRICULTURAL ( I DEVELOPMENT IN OREGON, WASHINGTON ' I ' CALIFORNIA AND IDAHO. Picirn Com rruiu. A recent report from tht ilepurl ment ot agriculture at Washington touches lightly on fruit growing on the Pacific roust, The fruit iiuhwtry, particularly In California, hat grown to enormous prnortion, the ollnmtfl and soil Mug splendidly adapted, In comparison, Oregon and Washing Ion do not make much ot allowing but indication point to a niilil growth in these stales as well si Idaho, and I'Uli. Fruit ihlpmenti Kast rcnnlre a spccuil railroad sclunl ule during the tiimmer, tlmt from Oregon and Washington going In Urecn River, Wyoming, mi iiM(iiiigrr ..... ....1 .i... ...l!.l..Y limns ami mere vuniwimiimi nun California shipments, wutirt lumbar Marktls. Betow July, HK, It It estlmslnl that lOO.IHKI ears of lumber tiul thiiiKlet trom Washington will 11 ml a market in the Kast and middle West, In lent than two years, 1 Northern IVillo ollleial predict that shipment will reach M),m) car. At cart MUST he provided tor these eaattxiuud shipments, and si the regular volume ot westbound huai nets does not miiiire to many srs, westlsiund rales am certain to Iw rtHluced, so a to Induce more liberal shipping. High freight rales, now so (rctucutly spoktm to lw rtiliicnl mute a or tix years. IusiIihI with 800,000 tcet u! InmWr, ml will have gusriuitwl hhhI ot 10 knots, The new IkmI U tn he rosily (or the spring Imde amt will rim Wtsmen I'urtlsnd mid Tillamook, Inking the plane ot llieslnsmsiihoiiiier TlllmiHKik, (hut was wrsi'N In Alsnkn wsieni soint immtlii ago, llf Uffittr Cifjo Ricinlly font PoitUsi Tht ileanter Aduta win clraml iwntly (mm Portlsnd by Hit I'suMo Kiwt Luinlier Comistny, with 1MM,SIUI (net of ruiiKh lunilwr, u lied st 28,080, Hlw gm to Tskii vk Coiuox, eulllng at the latter plant to ml, The Aduto is an tmniuuao merclmiidliHi cargo carrier, &. VmlmmUM film Mm fjrtCa C PHiUmm't Vmvmtm- Vt OamptMMsf 0ntMr Kfm Happlnntt will go out ot your Ufa rorever, niy titter, II you hart soy 01 tn aympiomt weutiooM la Mr. Valentine letttr, unleaa you set promptly, Prneur Lydls C. link ham's Vtgttabl Compound at ones, It I sbtotutely sure to help you. Then writ for sdvlee If titer la anything about your case you do sot undor ttantL Vou need not b afraid to toll th thing you could sot tiplaln to th tloelor your letter will b sen only by woman. All tht person who pri lt letter st Mr, llnkham' Lsbora lory, st l.ynn, Ma,, r wotnea. AU letter set ooufldeutlal and advloa sbso lutely fre, , , . Hero Is th letter I "It is wits, pleasure that I sdd my testimony to your nsi, hop ing It may In due other to trail them selves of th benefit of your raluahl rem tdy. Befor Uliing LydU Tht Tfolliy It Comlni Kfforts to M))v0 tlie tmitsitorttitlon ! Wafcm pmlilom In tht Wwt Imve M etipltal-1 Co'mpj ma in pniject ami tiMrnte tlit tuillny ayali'in, They r cliesn in eiiuuisr- itrni with the ttumUrd linn, not only 111 tnliatriiMltm. lint In niKir.ll,,. ' f'"' " they irnnilae to srve (lis nuriuM ! .... a 1 a . nlly s well, A imnilierol lung gnawing pain la stomach, pain In km ..II.... II.. -j. I.. . ( . . ... .. vnurai iiiira nio now in coiirn 01 iiiiiiitrni'tlnii in the l'tellle North. tlt vary bad' ly,w terribly nerroua, ssd tired, had tick MK5WVAI,tNTrrt.. bark sad right tide, sod to wssk I ould snsreely stand, 1 trss not sbls to do anything. Had ahsrs atn sit through biy body. Before f had Ukeo tiair s iMHth or your medicine, 1 found myself Imprnring. 1 continued Its uns until I had taken four bottle, and foil California Mulu 0 Eait weal, clilol aiming which I the Chsar-wsUir-b'wUlun lint In Itlahn, Sett tit ind Tsi'oios jieople iH'o to tn Jny t trolley ride (mm (in city to the other within the next tlx month uver 1 new lie uow under Minima, 'mora. 1 am 11k a of, re certain tiun, At U dramle, Or'ciiiiisn,yor ntedleln thtll slwsya hars any bit during llvs wat Inrnnd recently lor tlit piirpnse!tt'1,'"'M' P. VaissTist. Mt) ot doing pndlmluary work mi tn ' TT7 Anue, ftniden, N.J. " I Hwtrlo mail eonnei'tlng t, flrtmle nun the town to wall that 1 did not seed to Uk any new po-rantf, snd ot Cove, 10 miles awtiv.. A Irollev line over 17 mllra1 trtinioati 01 i aiuornia imiie miiK now npcralei ltw'ii Turtland were tlilpHt t.A rocentiy, liiere sun uri'itou 1 ity, Amitiier lint Is were 00 in the bunch and allliuuli pmlerted Mween Milton, Oregon, it was not the flirt consignment, It " w". was the largest, The Missouri insr-, . r. Ul ket ha U-eii drained hv the demand ... . yM'm I the Hoer war and Wettern rlmri '-rtf Jnnon, one ol Hit moat have ticgiin to prolll thereby, These imleiulvt farmer ol Whitman mulct will -bo sold to ltrtlgtiers. comity, nli., ha Just tlnlilied Southern planter, Kaslern miners .rvelltit and slilnnlnv hla Walling fr till Man. A preacher riding down s ravine came tiHiu in old iiioiintaine-r hid ing in the bus!) with hi rilto. "What are you doing there, niy friend?" "Hide on, stranger," wa tlio ensy tnswer. "I'm awaitln' for Kill the help of the Imrrv 1 JolllMHIII, Slid, W'itll nml railroad contractors in the new cmnan! gives sonm )iitrtat lnv rl. '-awd, I'm goin' to bhiw bin l mini ...,..v i niaun l ie inn is in urn 111 n mr. develop into t paying tWtt Mr. , Johnson had tK) cherry Oklahoma country. promises to nusltieas, as I he marKci I linn and imv nh the deuiiind strong, Ksnut Trki Barky May. In tome parts ol Cat i lorn la and Ore gon barley it commonly cut tmi a iiiie IWillUlleet, ami liu lohl over f.'i(IO worth ot cherries from lliino tree, in sdililiun to thoae iwd tor home use. head off. Saltrs Public Bulldlnjt. Mm tilt H IP Pratiitii ittutsiiAwl cured for hay the same timothy. I . , .; ', , , ' ,,., The reMirt tht timothy would aell for f 20 ton i demand (or tout have been i 10m California, ImiMliig, ftilein, Or,, sayi tlmt the . , , 'hi.ih, vi,, mil p tun. tor To Many Wlvss. Mis Makeahit It I my higliosl ambition to marry some titled for signer. Mr. Jester Why don't you try the, stillanT Mia Makeahit-H-i-r! Ot Intirut to Pla Crowin. slwl work had lieen ililniml Irnni the mi III before the tlillleoliieii Usn, Thentimeaml brick work on III wll ll going on aUwdlly, but n iiuTCuw-d hr Aniwtr. Hi I)eanst Mis Hiioth will you share my lot? She Yes it-it it really it Freddie. Matulie s lot, Minneapolis parties ar considering li'fc ol men will I nemlid to emu Mothers will And Mr. Wlnslow's Booth t Hyrup the bi remedy to us lor I iihlren during lbs KwlUlog period. Mors Than H Could Stand. "That new clerk bus gone back to the country," "What for'?' "Oh, the roosters crowing over in that commission house across the street made him homesick." Danger Signs. Dusty Dan I hopes 1 won t run aeinst ennyhuddy in dis town wot'll make me take a bath. Lay around Lucas Let go t'roo dis alley, den; look at dem guys sprinklin wid hose down de street A Shrewd Fellow. Swiggers That man Killtime shrewd fellow. Swaggers Why? nwiggers lie gave a lawn mowing party yesterday and had the guests cut the grass. Thai Boiton Girl. Hester I hope you don't believe what Fred Saunders says. He bus been in lovo with every girl in town first and lnt. llertha That's why I value his judgment, you know. A mini ot his experience may be trusted to know good thing when he sees it. , Tht Reaion. Ho It strunga you member ol the Vassar alumni don't hold cliw reunions. She Not at all. You mny as well aslc a woman her age at to ask bet what year she graduated. Slow Healing 'With rich, pure, itrong blooa one It sever troubled with tore or ulcer. A cut or any injury to the flesh heili is s few day, .... ii tir-i J 4V W A O balm in the form of healthy, new blood ; but when the III 1 circulation it tainted with poisonous germs, humors or toy 4jr VM effete matter, a flight tcratch or abrasion of the skin become a festering sve, tiny pimple grow to be boil, twollen joint and inflamed gland often break out into offensive, tlow healing tore. A polluted blood is always a menace to health ; not only does it keep the skin in a chronic state of inflammation, but every organ tnd fibre of the body tuffer from an impure and tluggith circulation. You never feel well, you art not and never can be well until the syBtem it relieved of it terrible load of impuri ties. With the blood so contaminated, so deeply poisoned, ulcers, boils tnd ore of every kind are apt to become chronic and often develop into Canctr, finrM an1 iiIsiavM arm ... i-.nr a MoaiDi umiaHia wiia aoToro worm iv ana from th knoo to th foot wa out tolld tort, which wa Tory offenslrs. I (pent ortr $1,000 on two trips to Hot Spring's, and looal physi cians treated mt to bo purpots. I had abont dtoldad to hay my let amputated, whan s friend tnduoed mt to try B. B. B. I betas to take your modlclno, and in tht abort tpaot of seven month it hat completely and thoroughly cured me. My leg- it s witness today at to what B. 8. S. will do when taktn regularly. Tht tort, ha healed entirely and my health ha Improved wonderfully. I bar already sained 80 pound. J. B. T ALBERT, Bos 845. Wlnoaa, Hlat. often caused by poverty of the blood and a weak and low circulation, brought on by long continued sickness, malarial poisoning, torpid liver, the use of mercury, or whatever it calculated to de stroy the vitality of the blood and break down the constitu tion. These old chronic tore last totnetimet for years, eat ing into the flesh, muscles, tissues, and even down into the bones, and are such a tax upon the system that it It hard for the patient to recuperate, and a timple malady often provet fatal. Nothing to quickly or turely restores lost strength and vitality to the blood at 8. 8. S. . It it an antidote for the severest forms of Blood Poison, at well as the irritating humors that cause the eruption and sores that sap your very life and H freatly disfigure you. S. S. S. it the only guaranteed purely vegetable blood purl er. It contains no mercury, potash, arsenic or other hurtful drug. It cleanses the blood and puriflet the circulation, thus ridding the system of the impurities that keep the toret feverish and painful, At the tame time your general health improve under the tonic effect of 8. 3. 8., and the skin becomes soft, smooth and healthy. If you are troubled with boils, carbuncles, toret or eruptions of any aort, write our physicians all about your case; don't risk your own judgment when you can get medical advice from experienced doctor free. Book on Blood and Skis Diseases to all who desire it. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA, the establishment of a 150,000 tin need oil manutiu'turihg plant in Hpo kane, it mean the addition ol in- other grrat industry to that clty'i manufacturing enterprises and will afford a lietter market lor the lnrgt crops of flax grown in that section, which now must be shiped Ksst st considerable estienso, but its by- plots the tmili lime, from Yak It Idaho. ' Pr. Jay 0, Kldridge, a nisiiilier ot tlit Vale (acuity, ha remKned hi position to sccept the chair ol mod ern language at the I'nivcrnily ot Idaho, A Saecaailo Lawyer. Th late Henry W, I'ayo. of th ng within the contract Massachusetts bar, w one defend : lug a charity case, la which a boy of 18 wat charged with trtott. II made a strong esse to prort tht defendant SB Idiot, After a charx from th Judge, which wat practically in order for sc (jultlal, tht jury brought In a verdict of guilty. The judge ttked I'tyu If bt would mors for a new trltl. "I ttiauk 'mil fnp inur miff tfMt Inn." wai lha productr-the oil cake-i on ' AflERICAN VUt'B WAS COJTLV ''. oilrrd with th best known food, for hogs, tnd, ill A" lhB w" V05ru' ..,. douuu , u,v Friends of th Earl tit Kusi, who ll right to mov for new trial. Your Inaever llniiiclal ttrslu, are tndcavor honor, I bav alretdy isked for and lug lo get King Kdwird VII, lo girt received for my Idiot client th most blin tome position wlitrrhjr li I lucuuit preclout berlttgt of our Kngllsh and may b Increaaed, Tlt Karl' devotion American common law-a trial by a lo but American-born Countvai coal lilm jury of hi peer." I'troe had an old quarrel with th Supreme Court, tnd never lost an op portunity of thawing hit contempt for such tn enterprise is located in Hk kane, this oil cake can be secured st a considerably eliear price than It or corn can tie secured from the Kt. This by-product or residue isoltho grentcst importance to the develnii- u. i.ie nog rainiiig ...uu.irr it, a Jg (,B000 nM ,,, , cou.i.ry wnrro m .. eu.,.areme.y from h w(1l, III! wi iun ll Fret Breadatufs (or Chin. The now Chinese tariff admitting American breadstuff into that coun try, duty free, will cause a boom in export from the Pacific coast. For the year ending July 1, over 2,000,000 barrels ot Hour were told in tlmt country, Thit tariff ruling i ol tremendou importance to tht wheat grower o( the I'acillo coast, coming, as it docs, In the (nco of tht biggest wheat yield on record. Big Whul Crop. One of tho biggeat tliingi in the West, nothing excepted, i the wheat crop lor rJUl, a nciir a estimated, The state ot Washington alone ii credited with 32 million busheli and exceeds all previous record. Oregon, California and Idaho will swell thit amount to nearly ono billion busheli, worth to tho tiirmer not less than ").r),000,000, Taken in connection with other enterprise, squally as prosperous, It Iipgin to look si though tho I'acillo coast was the most dtvored section in the United Stutca and the world, ' :n . Aft" ooumu or tun. ' Opening Rich Territory. Interest hoi long been (alt In tho effort to open up the toctinn inuth nnd east of Tucoma, also west tnd south of rortlnnd. Itt timber ro sourcos are of known value. Tho deposits ot con I are extensive. A iiumlier of mining properties art awaiting shipping facilities, and tho extension ol a rnilway there will bring out considerable agricul turnl productions, Wealth will tin rnpidly added to Wostorn Washing, ton and Western Oregon when rnil way construction thai I open up a number of naturally rich but practi cally inucoessilile districts. New Nml Station. The Puget sound naval station at Bremerton ha boon olficiully desig nated a a government navy yard. The usefulness and excellent work lerformcd there is responsible lor the ilgher rank which the new title gives. Hubstiintial benefit" will likewise fol low in the shape of more extensive equipment and apparatus. The larger ships of the American navy, will,, as heretofore, lie sent to tho I'uget sound station for ropairi in stead ot Alare island, ( Steel Lumber Steamer, The opinion hat been goneru for yenrs that an iron or tteol vossol was not suitable for the coast lumhor business, but a San Francisco firm is holloing a steel steamer tor lumber trado on the Pacific coast, The new bout in to he of steel throughout with cellular bottom, 180 feet long, 38 foot beam, 14 feet deep and to have water tanks to carry 300 tons o( bal last. She will draw 12 feet when liiity Mcux, when bli wife, who wn Mill Ariel Grant, of New York, dlt- pleased her ladyship. Slnct Lttly Mcux cut down the Karl' Income he hat been compelled to live on Itt.OOO i year, In- lest tomethlng It done for tht Girl hi will bt compelled to give up hli Kiiillih resident's and remove to the continent A Health Barometer, "My mustache telli me when I am not qulti well, or when I ma t llttls run down, btfort I feel the altered con dition In tlit ordlntrr way," Mid an expert on tht hair, 'tnd many other people no ity tht ttmt, either with their hair or beard, or thojr could do so If they took tht trouble to witch, . "My muittcbt gets thick tnd un ruly, I know what thit meaui, yet I tin not conaclout of tny deterioration In health or mental strength. But I Iwiyi heed the warning, for I have learnt by experience tint It ll a wa ru ing. A lady patient ot nine bai wary hair. ; "When iht bat boen lubjoctcd to mental or physical strain, her hair lotos It wtvlnen tnd becomes straight. Overdoing It oa her cycle, or worry, will bring about thli change, and, though she feel no particular weak ness ihe comprehend! that her vitality hii been decretied, tnd tcti accord ingly, "Anger tnd tht otbor emotions tnd leniatlons hire tbelr effoct on the hair, mora to In mmt person than In oth er, I tdmlt, but I bellcvo tlmt wt might ill make 'health baromoten' of our hcid'Coverlng If wt choit," Two Dog, Rolllngitone Noraosi-I cum acrottt I dog de odder day wot wai io ttmt he tat out o' mt hand. Ragion Tatter I encountered i dog onct wot est out o' me leg. I got de tor ;ct-PhIlade!plila Record. An Extravagant Custom, In the Austrian court It li contruT to etitom for perishable articles to appear twice on rue imperial table, The result ll large perquisites for the attendant!. To one man fall all uncorked bottle: to another the wine left In the glum: to mother the Joint, tnd to another till tht game or the aweeti, Dvery morning i tort of market I held In tht basement of tht pallet, where tht Vien sue comi to purchnie the rtmaJni, I that body. One, riding from Hoaton to Cambridge with t lotd of law book, bt wat accosted by a young Harvard man with tht remark: "You bav quite a load, Mr, 1'ayne, Law booka, I Hippo?" "Oh, no," wat th antwer, "only Hupremt Court report." Nw York Tiibun. The Pour City Boy. Oh. tbt city boy 1 bundled It hi heavy otenoat, With hi coat I j leather leloca. With a silk thing round his thrust,. And ht slides upon th tidtwajk Wbtr th tahet ha? bn apt-tad. And Imagines kt It htppy Oa bit bright ew , sled There' a hill that' high and tloplng. In the country, far away. Where s boy who wiio't bundled Kit to (mother tsed to stray; With th twlftne of th lightning Dow tht (learning kill kt toed. And no ttht m grate' 'Netth bit bonit id leu. Oh, I pity tht poor city ' Boy who never get beyona Th narrow, tby ildewtlk Or torn hsmpered llttls pond, Ah, tht hill wt high tnd tloplng, And tbt wty wit clear ihexl Whert couutry bey went coasting On home mod ' ld. Flret of the Y'anderMIts. The first of the VuderbUta tn thit country wat Jnxt Aertten Van der Btlt, 1 Ilollnnd farmer, who cam to hh new world In the flrtt half of the seven teenth century, tnd who wttied In th neighborhood of Brooklyn, about lOOO, At tht name Indicate, th family be longed originally to either th Tillage of Wit, a suburb of Utrecht, or the par ish of Btlt, In Krltla, SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. HILL MILITARY ACADEMY, A Private School For boarding- and day pupils. ()itni HeiHeiiiber 18. Fine new bulldiiiR. The priniilpul has had twentr-thrue, years' eiyerlenon In Fortlaml. Cor reHiiidencs aollolted. for ealalosueasdUreaa J. W. HIM,, St. D., P. 0. drwer 17, Portland, Or. 1 1 Bast Oouh ;rup. Taitoa UooX Ceo I I 3 In time. Bold by drnagieta. I I "OPIRATIVK WORDS" IN LAW. What Tsr Mtt la La mmd owe Traiaaacllas. "Operstfvs word," aald a tneinber of th District bar, "srt of tb utmost Im port toe In legal document and lo btulneii affairs. "Probably tbs moat terloutly Import ant operatlv word lo humao affair I compoaed of but thr lettsr. sod II appear In print thui: 'ts.' When h ttyi 'yes' to a tusn It tuesna tlist ht trsnsfers lisr heart nd tisnd, snd formerly all of bar property, to bin; who atka brr to be, etc. This llttl word tsblishs ths moat Importsot contract of society, sod, whll tbls con tract nay aftsrward b dlwolvsd by mutual couMDt, If oot sf th contract ing partlrt doiuura and back out a suit for damages is opso to th other, "lu auction sals th properly put up la anybody's until tb suctlooesr says 'goo' or 'sold' nnd tbs hsiumer drops Ns matter bow tb asls Is rgrttl, or bow much tbs parties would Ilk to r trsct It, It stsud and ths court will ,otato it. id a win tbs ar 'give, dents and bsqueatb.' Real property la 'doviaed' and peraonal property 'bequeathed.' "lo a not tbs borrower mutt 'prom I' lo pay, and In a bond b mut 'bind' blinavlf. "In Mint B tale In a deed certain word ars necessary to coot real ss tsl. Tbs courts bats held generally, howartr, tbat tbs word 'grant' will car ry a good tltls. In New York, for In tsac. tb opsratlvs word constltuts quit a formula, and ar 'grant' bar gain, sll. aaslgn, trsofr, tet over and convey." That's tbs old form. Now th word 'grant and rele' ars auffl- lnt. 'v "lo a leas tb word 1t' moat be need. They bsrs sn odd formula In New York, uasd for centuries, proba bly, conatdlng of 'grant' demlas snd to fsrru let,' and It spplle to sll kind of property. In a quitclaim dead tb word 'quitclaim' must bs used. Washington Btaa FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. 47 t), Nml bvmIM l ami. S maorinl, He pro. fatUttn. Smi anus. I.iii rwi ,n. Keveniy tmmnf eiMriMHW. M 111 MSI.. . .S t k TAVKM )., IMaa Tluf rurlli.t,Or, Enfilade Cutter. Rmt only oa lb msrk!, ' Sand lor lralsr, Mltrhell, Uwl Mlavf t. Portlan. Or. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Ongon, fti MttrlMS Btratti Osa glrs yoa tbs bst bsrgsln la Bnfgiss, Plowt, tbiilsr and '.ngiu, Wlnomlll and Pnmpt snd Gentral Machinery. 8 a bsfors baying its Ssw Tws. sgainvt you is oUtnicting ths side- II. . : . . m. waia. A rp you Ktllliv or noil Tinav Klsntiiffsn l'arilon me. vour honor, but they wor two tidcwslk. Two of s Kind, "My dsiightr," tni.I the city vi- itor, "ha a fins touch on the violin." "I dun no how that may be," said the country relation, "but my Mary Jane, thar, is Hail Colombia on s llddlo." Ills LtottM Poultry. 1m saui two ewrea , ens PRUC3IAN int aril iwn rnn mi tti ii. aBaa t.aal.f tao td itt-m 14 ym. PrUa, SOoaji S)lOseu. SaMbySwlOTS. rmuMUH Rcssmr co .m rw.SM. IMWaa - I mi brr mt flr.t-4M Ml Lw WfsaM, I a m f ymr rtosai a Liql'in Lie ki LLra m pM TMataiB at rol f.llr tmir cf IM. Mt tat II hi ail nam. TknrtamraJ twra last ! niuUslk klltar u yun'alssilrtalii. WB awa(mkf. Wri,l... 'in M'Uits rai.M,MtitarKtiiiiaSLrcttlLLUi m imm ib iihi tow itvm mmn, bjm m wonu umn lia oata . J, ttowsa, tout Af at, YurtUmd, Or. VJhoIooQlo Booto Q Ghcoo itHAUCCS A PkUtlOEt . 7 and So First Strset, Portland, Oregon. Tslepbon, Oak lal. All Kinds Carried In Stock. CaUuogww Purnishsd tJpos) Applicstioa. A Otsri Admiwios. "You'rs a little late, my love." "A little late. But I'm all right." "Ye my dear. Let me hear you pronounce the name of ths Whitney home that won the Derby." "Eh! The Whitney horae? Well, I guest that's a horss on me." "Never mind my dear. I csn't pronounce it niyclf." Ns Doubt About It. Citixcn Do you believe that the constitution followt the nag, my man? Holdier -My conttitution followed the flag to the Philippine and it there yet. Out sf PIscs. Cholly I have turn frightful head sche lately, the doctor thinkt per hapa there' tome foreign ultauce in my hwain. Mis Pcpprey An idea, perhaps. EaUUts is IL , Client By what right are you keeping that 93,000 damages you re covered for me? Lawyer Didn't you tell me in the first place tlmt sll you wsnted wat latislactiori? Tht Put fit Task. The Don And what part did you take in tin disgraceful proceeding of holding Mr. Water under the pump? I'ndergrad (modestly) His left leg, Summit ketolutlotth TA TUB E Kcoloy Curo tin relief flora liquor, olut sad lot SsMSV (tad It trtlaat t miti iirtJtiti. ""r.ir; sTi'i' m. w. m. b. a, ss-tssi. WHBBf writing to sSeartlssis stesM wllna ikb SNipcak r J sf. .;-!? a. i . ; , 1 rV.. r : "r-l i z i J a - .n-.r ' "Hjin..'.' , li i n i la. i r i i ii r i. i i i.j n AVhfelalaV; Preparation for As 3 Imitating the Food arxlRcffula Ung the StotWKto and Bowls of 3 1 Um a. iisii'i ; flit Prornolps DigestionJCncerruf- ncss and itestfoniains neiUtrr Otiuim.Morphine norMiueraL ot Kahcotic. Wk. Srnti' A perfect Remedy rorConsOpA tion.Sour Stomach.Diarrtwea mhI Lobs or Sleep. FacSimilo Sifinnlur of NEW YDHK. Ttf " lit i EXACT COPY OT WRASPE". The Kind Ton Hart) Always Boaght, and which has beam ta use for over 30 yean, has borne the algnatare off . and has been made under his pet y aonal supervision since its Infancy, , Allow nb one to deceire yon la that. All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-food" are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health mt Infants and Cliildren Experience against Experiment. AT What is CASTORIA Castoiia ts a harmless substitute for Castor 00, FaWsV gorlc. Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotfo substance. Its age is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays FeverlMhness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation, and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and naUual sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINC CASTORIA ALVMYO Sears the Signature of v SI The Kind You toe Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. rMHUTtmawwiun, rr waM stmst. t matt an. You can always smell a vdcai one." He has a costive-looking face. His breath knocks you down. He drags his feet. Listeners to his talk turn their heads the other Vsy. His breath poisons God's pure air. He ought to keep clean inside: that means sweet breath, quick brain, swift moving feet. You can't feel well and act well with your bowels clogged, sending poison all through your body. Clean them out gently but thoroughly and Keep them clean with CA5CARETS Candy Cathartic, and you will find that all bowel and liver ills and the nzsty symptoms that go with them are quickly and permanently ) CURED BY LIVER TONIC AJa . m ll i i sw rn ir i-Ttui riT-nr i-szjb iOc 25c 50c. ALL DRUGGISTS CURE 1 bowal tronblas. BBandlnlMa. hlla usii.h, ba4 breath, ba4 blood, wind ha (tomarll. bloatad bawala. foul moatb. kfat.nhs. IndlaaatloB. .ImhIm. pains after atttnar, llrar trouble, aallow aeaiplexlon nd dlaalnaaa. whan ronr b.w.li don't nor r.(u larlr ru sjottlna; alob. Conetlpatlon bllla mora p.opla than atll atlarr dlaaaara tog.th.r. It la a. atartar ror tho rhronlo llmonts and Ions yrnru ot tnffarlng that com. aflerivarda. No matter what till pu, atart taking CASCAHKTS to-dan for jrou will never s well and ba well all the time until yen put Tonr tiowcU rlsfb. Ifabe aur adlce atart with t'AC AI1KT to-day, under an abeolu fuar antes to ear or money refunded. GUARANTEED l NEVER SOLD IN BULK. TVCVKRi Pin yeare an faa arm. aex er iawah KTa waa .alt. Sew It U t..r'ili atlllloa beaa. a Sear, creator teaa ar .Imllar wadl.laa la the world. Tel. I. akwlate arnef mf KT.r' JUf?VJ!?,JlM,", bare rail aa will .all CA SCAR ITS aa.alal.lr aaaraataa ta tar. or naaay rafnata. tie bay today, awe So baa... aire thaat a (Wlr, honr.t trial, a. eer.laij.le Slreatlaa., aa Ifyaa are aot .all., aflrra.lai eaa SO. box, ratara tka aaw.rSS.Oe cut rroia batb irttw. -r. naaiia win eai.aiy renew aa yea will bla.. tke Say veaar.t.tartattkani.at'OAaOAaiTa. Bee free by ualC lerti bTKaUMt) BAaaDI CO., kaW IOsK w CtUUflO. woa ana n aaaaiy aax .a an ey wail, or Ik. draff waan, yu aaraaa.aa is. aae eel year a.ear bark raw bexea. Take ear atrlar aa watler wkat all. yea-ata m mi;: -4 '-. '