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! AN AMBIGUOUS ANSWER i , r ADY LESTER was t ber wits' Ja eud. That was the way she put ' U u her colloquial dtalect. Also, he dUl not know which way to turn, but tht ii owing to the lack of routes rather than any lndecbtUu lu se lection. The fact was that tht had adopted the popular proverbial method of risk tug all on a single throw of the dice, and It had turned up aces. Reduced to prose, tola mean that aht had ttralued land Indeed overstrained) ev ery nerve tu order to present a thor oughly smart apiaranca and give her daughter a complete London seasou, lu hope that that damsel would make a good catch, settle heraelf comfortably In life, and lie off her mother's bauds for the future. Alice lister had In listed on this till her mother, with much misgiving, cousented. In conse quence I-adv lister had spent the greater part of her yearly Income lu two months, and run Into debt as well. The end of the sesson was approach ing, and the catch had not been secur ed. It seemed that the effort had been fruitless, and the couequeuece would have to lie faced. Lady Lester knew as well as possible that the only way to pay her debts wa to sell capital This would reduce her already slender Income. Besides, how she am! Alice were going to live and preserve a decent appearance on the small amount of Income left for the remaining live months or so of the year was a question which made her Inclin ed to scream whenever she thought of It. She was a handsome woman, tall, stately, fortunate In the possession of a figure that did not age, clever and discreet In repairing the ravages of time. he usually wore black, partly because It was Intensely becoming to her, partly for economy's sake. She presented a marked contrast to her daughter, who was petite, piquant, dainty, with retrousse features. Tak ing the pair together, they were as at tractive a mother and daughter as one could hope to see. If It had not been for the eternal discontent written on their features. Her troubles had not improved Lady Lester's temper. "If you had only," she satd peevish ly to her daughter, "given half the en couragement to Lord Wlmberley that you have to that "retched Anderson, you might be Lady Wlmberley. off my hands, and able to help me a little out of this scrape." "It's no fault of mine," said Alice, sullenly. "I did all I could to euoour sge the stick, wasted no end of dances on him, wore myself out with endeav oring to talk to him and make him talk, next to asked hltn for his box scat at the meet of the Coaching Club " "Well, you got It," Interposed her mother. "Yes, and everybody, of course, thought that It meant something, but I knew better. I am quite sure that be never Intended to offer It to me, and that my offering myself waa not agree able " "Then why didn't he say that be had! given it away laready?" ' j wri...ft - ... .. . , n.. t i "That's a mystery to me. But I know perfectly well that be did not give It to me for love of me, and also that he obviously thought before taking my very plain hint " "I am sure that be was most nice " "Nice!" cried the girl shrilly. "He always Is nice In a kind, aggravating, brotherly way. 'Hope you are enjoy ing yourself like a good little girl.' 'Can I help? "Don't mind me If you don't want me.' That's what be al ways seems to be saying. Could any one make anything out of that?" "But be comes here a good deal " "Yes, and Is Just as pleased to talk to any of your old frumps as to me. Why, I believe he Is Just as pleased to talk to you as to me." "Then why does he come?" said Lady Lester, who was too much accus tomed to ber daughter's rudeness to notice it "Oh, I don't know. Wby does anyone do anything? One must do something. He Is not a man of deep reasons. He finds us pleasant; he meets pleasant people here; we are kinder to blm than many. But there Is one thing that Is quite certain that I have tried to give blm every kind of opportunity, and he has never taken advantage of one of them. On the contrary, his one desire bas always seemed to get away." "Your foolish encouragement of An derson" "It's no good going on like that, mam ma," said the girl, blushing suddenly red. "I stuck to Wlmberley as long as there was a ghost of a chance, and when I saw there was none, and no other mnn came forward well, I sup pose I love George Anderson as much as a girl like me can-I know we can't , marry but what's the good of irolnsr to dances and dancing with useless stick after useless stick all the time?" "Lord Wlmberley Is not a useless stick," said Lady Lester, with sudden the former, vaguely. "He cannot know warmth, which brought a tinge of color ! his mlud." to her cheeks and made ber look much "He Is not such a young man," re younger and unusually handsome. "It plied Alice gravely, "He Is a good deal Is you who are such a foolish and frlv- older than many men of more age. Be olous girl that you are Incapable of sides, be Is serious, devoted to politics, appreciating his talents. His speeches ' much admired as a speaker as you in the House of Lords have been much ' yourself said. And he certainly knows admired" ' I his own mind. He practically and "Oh, why don't you have a go-In for very tactfully offered me a place for blm yourself, If you admire him so George, with seven hundred a year, so much? I will make you a present of that we may be able to marry and be my chance, for It Isn't worth a straw,"! out of the way If I could help him, "Alice, how dare you speak to me and a man doesn't do that unless he like that? Bemember that 1 ant your' means business." mother." "He told me that he thought you Alice bad not seen her mother angry would marry," nmrmured the widow, for years. She was amazed and a trifle ( "and spoke very generously about alarmed at the unexpected ebullition you." . of the wrath of the dove. I "He Is very rich," pursued Alice. "It "Of course I was only Joking," she; WOuld be a mere flcablte to him. Wlm said, sulkily. "You gave It to me, and beriey is a lovely place, and there Is I thought I might have a little one the coach, and no doubt there would back. Of course he Is not likely to be a house In town, and carriages, and think of you. He Is a great deal too eTCry luxury, and no more worry and wise, to make such a-er-uin well, trouble, and you know, darling, that you know what I mean." when you really take trouble you don't "You are an exceedingly Insolent look more than half quite young, in girl," was the mother's reply to this fant, especially to people who are a polite apology, "and I terribly regret nuie shortsighted, as be Is " crippling myself in this way in order "And I should be free from your to give you a chance that you have tongue," Interposed the widow, sharp wasted." , ly, by no means grateful for these cc-ra- "I never asked you to." pllments. "Yes, you are right. Lord "Yes, you did. You were always say Wlmberley proposed to me this after PS to A A. A A. A A. . A AAA A. A AAAA A A tx A Ing that you never bad a proper chauce like other girls, and what you would do If you had, Well, now you have bad K, and what good baa It been?" In this dialogue of "I never did" and "I wish I hadn't" thert was no doubt a great deal of truth on both sides, Ijidy Lester had been foolish; Alice had been unsuccessful. Both bad eon curred In this folly with their eyea open, and success, after all, does not depend solely on the desire and need of the seeker. It would have been bet ter If the ladles had accepted the In evllable without recrimination, but they had both been ground to such a sharp edge by the continual stress of poverty that the slightest coutact was liable to wound. Doomed as they were by nature to fill the greater part of their t'e.ie with talk, whether It were well or 111, tt was Inevitable that their conversation should recur again and again with Increasing sharpnesa to the topic which they had most at heart equally whether It were well or 111, There waa a ball that night, and the Lestera weut. Lady Lester was queer, distrait, sharp, but distinctly looking her best. Alice was thorough! "down" and conscious that she was by no means In her most attractive form. Nor did any special success attend her en trance to raise her spirits, Pretty, penniless gtrls with sharp tongues are a mere drug In the Loudon ballrooms. George Anderson was, of course, faith ful, and she danced several dances with him, "It Is better than sitting out all the evening." she said deflautly when Lady Lester remonstrated. lAird Wlmberley took her from George for bis usual one dauce. "That seems a nice youug man," be said In bis kind, friendly, unlover-llke way. "Not well off, la he? It Is a pity he hasn't some clever woman to push bl m along." "Why, what could a woman dot' de manded Alice, surprised and Interested- "Ob, lots of things. Women can push and ask when men can't They are sure to be treated politely even when they are refused, and very often they get what they want simply be cause it Is dlttlcult to refuse a woman. Itesldea, they can stick to tbs subject. Don't you remember that the unjust Judge gave way to the luiportuuate widow solely to get rid of ber, where as be would have ordered a man to be thrown out. Well, now, aliat Mr. Anderson wants Is that a woman should And out some comfortable brti vacant and never rest until she tut pushed blm Into It." "But how does a woman begin?" said Alice, with deepening Interest, for there was something fascinating In the picture which Wlmberley drew so lightly. , "Ob, she talks to people and finds out. Now It happens, oddly enough, that I know of a post worth seven hundred a jrear, which Is practically In my gift, and which any gentleman who was also a man of the world and dis posed to stick to his work could nil" Wby don't you give It to Mr. An d,.n,0nr "y-dl ' 1 you see, I don't-know him, and I am not a gvneral philanthropist. It a friend of mine, whom I wished to oblige, were to ask me but none has. Apropos, I want you to do me a favor." Alice's heart beat at this abrupt an nouncement. Was It possible that he could mean to propose after this extra ordinary beginning? If so, would she lie glad? Would she be He made bis request In plain, straightforward language, and she gag ed at him at first mystllled, then a prey to mixed emotion, anon aware of a rose-colored future before her. Her fact wreathed In smiles as she gave ber consent. . "Well, now, Is there anything that you want from me, little girl?" Whereupon Alice, smiling and blush ing, told html what she wanted most. In the following afternoon Lord Wlmberley called on the Lesters and found them at home. Boon after bis arrival Alice left the room on some ex cuse. Then she put on her bat and went out for the afternoon, telling the servant to say "Not at home" to any callers. When she returned she found ber mother sitting In the drawing room, musing profoundly. As Lady Lester's hour for dressing was past and her toilet was a long and Important func tionAlice felt that something bad happened. She was a trifle anxious, but she did not dare question her moth er The latter opened the ball. "Don't you think, Alice, It was rath er rude of you to go away when Lord Wlmberley was here?" "No." replied Alice, boldly, "He ask- ed me to. It was arranged last night that I should." Mother and daughter looked fixedly at one another, "He Is such a young man." observed noon, t told blm It was sudden and t would give blm an answer to-morrow I havt thought It over, aud t shall say 'Yet.' lit swears that b loves we and hat never loved anyone eLe -" "And you mutt love hltn, too, moth er. dear," observed Alice, with catlike softness, "or you wouldu't marry blm." "Of course I lovt blm devotedly hsvs from the first. There It no other reason why I should marry blut, Is there?" Hut, reviewing the circumstances of the case, Alice felt that this auswer might nieau anything,-l.omlou World NEW THING IN HYPNOTISM, Countettniiettliia OtTji-el Pre vtntlvt o Certain Iriiattrs. To check the spread of crime through hypnotic suggestion a meaus has beeu discovered by Jules Llegeols, a French psychologist of the well kuovtu "Nnuey school," who declares that lu "couuter suggestion" the most perfect protection It fouud, I.legcol hat curried ou ex perltueutt for many years lu compauy with other tcleutltsis at the clinic, where are treated all forms of nervous disease. He discovered lu the course of hit Investigations that even the best tort of hypnotic subject could be pre vented from taking criminal augget tlont by forbidding It while the pet sun wat lu a hypnotic state, lu spite of every effort, persoui ordinarily hypno Used with the greatest ease could not be hypnotised at all while under the first Influence, aud nothing could be dune with them mil II they bad beeu released from the first hypnotic stale by the tame person who put them Into It Thlt discovery Is of great Importance. Many crimes and offenses have been traced to hypnotic Influences, It has lieeu known for years that weak aud uervotia persona who are easily affected by the magnetic iowsr of others will do whatever they have lieen told to do while In a hypnotic sleep, even though It was to commit a crime, Llegeols re fers to several cases of which be kuow personally. One subject, a woman, was compelled to poison her husband and then commit suicide. Four other per sons killed-themselves aud a woman was driven Into an unhappy marriage by the hypnotic command of wicked persona. Llegeols says that all jiersou should know exactly to what extent they are subject to hypnotism, and that If they are easily .Influenced by thlt dangerous power they should with out hesitation be put lu safety by a counter suggestion so that notatdy can bynotlxe them or conqwl tliein to obey any hynotlc suggestions. This treat ment should tie getie through with at least once or twice a year In order that the effect may not wear off. Of course there Is danger here that the nervous system of the person living In this state of hypnotism might be seriously sffected by the restraiut n dcr which they would be held. The magnetic nerve force of hypnotism Is too tremendous to be lightly used, even to prevent the evil power of the will over weak persons. Diseases of the will, greatly weaken Ing the power of resistance In the af-, Dieted, make tnem easy victims of all sorts of scoundrels, and If these suffer ers can tie strengthened, as Llegeols says Is possible, by hypnotic sugges tlon, a discovery of Incalculable) bene fit bas been made. Crime, disease. suffering aud death are so largely the result of defective nerve force and will power that any light on the treatment of nerve weakness Is a great blessing Prevention through hypnotic sugges tlon might lead to art mil lengthening of life and renewal of youth. Anmralla the l'or, Man't I'aratllne, The cheapness of living In Australia Is proverbial; It Is a veritable poor man a paradise, in the tiutcncrs' snops you see twopenny and fonrpenny tick' ets on the meat, and provision of lo cal production are equally Inexpensive. In the eating houses or coffee houses -a great feature of town life there rou can get a square meal, consisting of a steak or chop, bread and butter and tea. for sixpence, lliere are no tins for wallers In the Antipodes. The. Colonials are enormous tea drinkers, aud on an average partake "of tht heerlna" herb seven times a day, Boarding houses -another prominent feature are rendered almost essential In a land where the domestic servants command a wage of a pound a week, with every evening out and leave to practice the piano and keep a bicycle. Instructing Mrt. Custer. "I was dining out one eveulug among a notable company of people, most of whom I knew only by reputation," aays George In nous, Jr., In the Home Jour ual. "I was assigned a seat next to a very charming and Intellectual woman. aud did my lieat to entertnlu ber. Said I: 'What can I talk aliout that will In terest you? I have had some little ex perience as a cavalryman; possibly you may care to bear something about horses In the field.' " 'Why, yes; certainly, answered my fair companion; 'I know a little con cerning army life, and I once wrote a book called "Boots and Saddles." ' And then It dawned on my poor, dull brain that I was talking to the widow of the great cavalry leader, Gen. Custer; so I said no more about horses or army life." Hand Magnets tn Machine Nliopn. One of the chief troubles lu machine shops Is the frequency with which workmen are wounded more or less painfully, and even dungeroualy. by flying splinters striking the eye. A band magnet Is always kept conveul ent for the purpose of drawing these splinters out of the eye, and one of the latest productions Is an electro-magnet designed expressly for this work. Oiisornhlp In China. ' The censorship Is a very real thing lu China. There any one who writes an Immoral book Is punlsl.ed with 100 blows of the heavy band oo and banish ment for life. Any one reads It la also punished. - imu - ii i w Old Massachusetts Family. The Itev. James de Normnndle told the other day Unit he had Just outdat ed at the wedding lu the eighth genera tion from the first white settler In Uoxbury, and that the family still lives on the land of the old homestead. Klastlo Hubstanoes. "Rubber, spun-glass, sled, and Ivory are the most elastic substances." Tho writer of this acema to have forgotten the human cousclenco.-Boston Tran script. ' Every time a woman wipes her face on a new towel, she Is reminded of the discomforts of ber early married days, when everything around the house was new. 1 - When a man tlrst begins to feel the need of a cane, he carries an umbrella with him which he never opens, aud thinks he Is fooling people. BASE-BURNER THE THING. . r i The Old Man Says It Beats Other Heaters and that Steam and Hot Air Won't Do for the Family Hie ' "Well you can talk about your steam heat aud your hot water pipes and your furnaces aud your natural gna all you want to, but as for me give me the good old fashioned base burner," aald the old man as he stretched out his bands to ward a glowing pattern of his favorlta heater of the style of about 1, "There's something kind of artificial about these other things, even natural gas," he continued, "Home way or another they don't go to the spot-not with me. They make me feel Just like 1 had on a uew pair of boots, and mighty bad fitting ones at that. They go against the grain and don't make me feel at home. And, besides, they dott't always deliver the goods. Now, Just look at this one. You bet It de livers the goods all the time." The old gentleman was right, at the moment, at least, for In the lamplight you could fairly see the heat shooting away frofu the base-burner. The ther mometer registered 87 degrees and the furniture nearby wat beginning to smell "scorchy" and little warts In the paint bad raised Up on the side next the stove, "Yes, sir," weut on the base burner advocate, "you can't Dud anything that'll touch the base burner." (Cor taluly his proposition would not have beeu disputed Just then.l "There's a lot of poetry to be found looking Into a base burner that Ik In good working order. Now, where art you going tu find any poetry In looking down Into a register that Is spouting up nothing but a big stream of hot air, aud how are mm ABOUND THE OLD you going to find It putting your feet up against a steam radiator? Hhucks! There's nothing In the world like a base-burner for the family to gather around. I tell you the base burner Is the heart of the home. Here the chil dren aud the old folks can get together In the right kind of style. Imagine a family gathering awuud a steam coll or snuggling up to the hot air shooting up from the furnace. That would pro mute a family feeling lu line style, wouldn't Itr "You see, the old base burner, with Its ruddy glow and radiating heat, Just sends out good feeling that can't be resisted. When the winter blasts are bowling outside, fairly shaking the chimney, and shrieking around the corners and banking up the snow (gainst the side of the bouse, tlu-u's the time you resllre what home would be without a base burner. That's the time that all of us hustle up to tbe stove lu a kind of seml-clrcle. Nobody gets clear behind the stove, where the chimney Is, but that's the only place they leave clear. Then we Just have a SIGHT TRAP8 good old family talk. Me and (he boys yank off our boots so's to get real com fortable and the women folks peel the apples an' w crack nuts, ent popcorn an' drink cider an' have the all tlredcst good time you ever did see. "Then If auy of the boys has got bruises on tbelr ankles where their boots rubbed while they were tryln' to skate, this Is the time that mother gets out her home-made salve and fixes 'em up. You can't do tricks like that In front of a hot water cadlator. I s'pose If the boys broke through the Ice aud come In with their feet wet they could, maybe, dry with furnace er steam heat, but they couldn't do It quick aud do It good and right, like they could with the old base-burner. "An' you say all you please about these new-fangled bents, but you can't make me believe that you er me could look at 'em bard enough er long enough to see things In 'em. They wouldu't help you none to solve yer problems er lighten yer burdens. But you can git all that kind of help out of the base burner. Ye can see figures and things in the red-hot coals you couhlu't find In no radiators er registers. I've looked Into them coals ninny ami many a time and found out how to do Just the right thing. All I had to do was to keep look- In' there long enough and the way was made clear, Why, I want to tell you a good base burner Just bents a crack fortune teller all to pieces every dny In the week. And all this Is the reason why I maintain that a base-burner Is the only thing to have In the house for heatln' purposes and fcr gcttln' the family togother and mnklu' 'em feel right." VEILS AND THE EYESIGHT. Women Often Hulii Their VUlon lo WeurliiK tuvli Uauze. One would naturally suppose tho eye sight Is of such Inestlmnblti value that rational human beluga would scrupu lously shun all risk of Impairing It, and that above all things fashion should not be permitted to decree modes whose effect Is to weaken that most seuwltlve of the organs, the eye. Yet It Is a de plorable fact that many of the fash ions are blindly followed by the fair sex at the behest of some "leader" In the gay world of society. The veil Is one of the fushlons of the present, as It has been of past times. The sex Is divided In opinion as to the 5 tLl'M1 'A'!krm ill t B 'i I KiUn it. i;;ni MS JAOJXXVW W--S? VCr88 4 Iffiffi tlliii iljfci &&&& effects of the veil upon the vision, but where you will find one to maintain that such an adurutneut fades the complexion you wilt fiud ten to aver tluit no penalties would prevent them from wearing It Go aud ask an oculist his opinion, and what be lias to say on the topic Is to plump comlemuatlou upon every veil that la worn. Yet be will admit that, while some nets are extremely danger ons and deleterious to the eyes, others are almost unlnjurlmis. There are fashions lu nets aud gnoses, and many are the variations with wblcb the veil Is worn, but lit England It always cov ert the eyes, aud It Is hera that the dan ger arises. 1 Of all (he veils svsr tried, the Ideal one Is yet to be discovered. Home wom en can trace step by step Its evolution throughout the century, lhey have hen id their grandmothers talk about tba white hire "fall" that used to be liked, and themselves can recollect the thick green, blue, gray, white aud green ganxe horrors worn to protect the com plex Ion from tan, Those veils were fol lowed by thinner silk ones, which In their turn were deposed In favor of those of thread lace, after wblcb came the many abominations till' exploited, to wit, mesh nets doited and patterned In various ways. Just now they are wearing most cur tailed ones again, aud a feeling hat also come lu there for the utter ban ishment of the veil. A more uncomfort able and Imbecile affair for afternoon Y lUSEBt'BNER, tens than the mask aud the chin veil Is cannot be Imagined. It Is a sign of grace, iH-rhaps, that the question which Is Mug mtn-b debated now among smart people Is whether the veil docs not accomplish so much barm to the visual organ as to outweigh all other coiialderatlone In Its favor, They wonder whether a veil could not lie con trived that would leave the eyea uncov ered, while It beautified and protected t be rest of the face. Asa put tern, not h lilg could be better than tho Turkish woman's yashmak, which Is Justly held to be the most modest face covering In existence. The very best la a veil as fine as gos samer, which can also be most becom ing, too, It bas no spots at all upon It, and so does not worry the poor torture! eyes that have to dodge sKiis or vainly and unconsciously try to focus them, one of the worst possible exercises to which weak or Imiwrfeet sight can lie put. Tbe retrograde step Is taken by HusHlau net veiling, which need not, however, be very trying If the mesh be flue, for It Is unspotted. - FIVB SPECIMENS OF THIS INJURIOUS VKIL. Then come the quite condemned veils, which have chenille spots all over them; they are bad In proportion, as their dots are close and large or scanty and small, but they are less alght-wearlng than a veil that la patterned as well as spotted, a veritable agony to sensitive sight. White veils are often much more evil In their effects than black, for the mntcrlal, be It tulle or net, possesses a faculty for daacllng tho vision and making everything seen through It wavering and lll-deflned. Finally, has not the en so been proven that those who are conscious of strain, a lack of clarity of sight or weariness after wear ing n veil, should give up the task of looking smart at the expense of vision. Even tho strong argument In favor of veils of a sensible and clear mesh, which the oculists do not attempt to deny, namely, that such nets do keep the eyes from tho assaults of grit, es pecially during a drive or while cy cling and motoring, should not appeal to the weuk-slghted. COLOR OF GOLD COINS. Keeanns for Difference In, Tint of Coin of I retich Militate. Some time ago a Frenchman placed together a numbers of gold coins of French mlntngo of the beginning, middle and end of the last century. He was much surprised to see that they differed In color. He sot about finding out the reasons for this difference, and the results of his Investigations have been published In La Nature. - , There Is a paleness about the yellow of the ten and twenty-franc pieces which bear the efllglcs of Napoleon I. and Louis XVIII. that Is not observed In tho gold of later mintage. One admirer of these coins spoil ks of their color as a "beautiful paleness" and ex presses regret that It Is lacking In later coins. The explanation of It Is very simple. The alloy that entered Into the French gold coins of those days contained as much stiver as copper, and It was the silver that gave tho coins their Interesting paleness. The coins of the era of Napoleon III. were more golden In hue. The silver had been taken out of the alloy. The gold coins of to-day have a still warmer and deeper tinge of yellow. This la because tbe Paris mint, as well as that In London, melts the gold and tba copper alloy la hermetically senled boxes, wblcb prevents tbe copper from being somewhat bleached, as It alwsys Is when It It attacked by but air; to the present col lit bar tbe full warmnett of tint that a copper alloy can give. If the coins of to day are not so band some In tba opinion of amateur collec tors as thus Issued by tbs first N'spo teoii, they are superior to those of either of tbe Napoleons lu the fa-t that It costs tesa io makt them. Tba double operation of the oxidation of the copper and cleaning It off the sur face of tbe coin with ac ids Is no, longer employed; and tba large elimination of copper from the surface of the coins, formerly practiced, mads tbetu less re sistant under wear and tear than are tbe coins now In circulation, PARIS 13 BEST FORTIFIED. Twentr-en Miles of I'efcnsee Now Guard tbe french ('ailtl. The best fort'fled city lu the world Is farts. It Is defended by seven great forta about the city, eight miles away from Its walls; nineteen smaller forts four miles out, each containing three acres and mounting two ninety Ave ton guns. Great stacks of ltxipoumt melinite shells are ready for these guns to hurl. There are twenty-one miles of continuous fortifications about the town-earth work walls I5t ft thick at the buse and fronted by forty-ttvu-foot moats. Ho cleverly are the forts masked by long slon-s of green turf aud the walls by trees aud bushes that one can pasa lu and out of Paris a done n times and see scarcely a trace of Ita fortifications. Tba range of tbe ninety five-ton guns Is fourteen miles. To work these guns Paris baa 50,000 trained artillerymen among ber reservists. Hbe could tuna every guu twice over, garrison all ber forts with Infantry reservists and put a dosen cavalry regiments Into the field for scouting piirpows, Hiuh a performance no other city on earth could rival. At every- l.ntxi yards along the Inner slope of the fortifications Is a three story guardhouse. Koine IHl.tMKI troops could thus be sheltered within call of all attackable points. F.very horse over 4 years old Is rcglatt-red. Tbe general staff could choose from some 120,000 horses. There are In Paris l.flno cabs, with three burses to a cab !H,(K) mounts fairly suitable for cavalry. Ad! '.ii.ishi tram and bus horses and 00,'as) draught horses the balance may tie taken as In private bauds. The mili tary stores of Paris are boundless. In a day she could arm and clothe 45O.0tK) lighting men with 70.UN).ix rounds of melinite cartridges, and at the army bakeries she reserve large stores of grain. Only One June. He had never sH-n a telephone, and his friend was showing him bow It worked. It was In his ofllce, He called up bis bonne, and the wife came to tbe telephone. "My dear, Mr. Jones Is here, and 1 have asked blm to come up to dinner." Then he turned to Mr. Jones and said: "Put your ear to that and you'll hear ber answer." He did, aud thla was the answer: "Now, John, I told you 1 would never have that disagreeable wretch In my house again." "What was that," spoke out Mr. Jones, Women are quick. A man would have simply backed away from the telephone and said no more. She took In the situation lu a second when she beard the strange voice, and quick as a flash came back tbe sweetest kind of a voice: "Wby, Mr. Jones, how do you do? I (bought my husband meant another Mr. Jones. Do come up lo dinner. I shall be so glad (o see you."-New York World. " The Wising Piet. An amusing story is told concerning a connection of the famous (met, Al gernon Charles Swinburne. Thlsyoung man owns the same Initials as his Illustrious relative, and some time ago be weut out to Melbourne, giving his name, of course. In the passengers' list of the vessel by which he traveled as A. C. Swinburne. When the Mel bourne and Sydney newspapers re reived this Hat, they Immediately Jump- ed to the conclusion that the great man himself waa about to visit Australia. They thereuRin printed columns of eulogy and delighted anticipation, and weut the length of declaring that the pulse of all Australians would throb faster, and their hearts would be glad dened at the very thought of a ', visit from such a famous bard. When the vessel arrived It was promptly boarded by eager Interviewers and paragraph Ists. Then the young man came for ward, politely explained himself, and waa allowed to leave the ship In the utter privacy and oblivion that he de sired. What the KolUin Spends.. The yearly expeuses of the Sultan of Turkey have been estimated at no less a sum than $30,000,000. Of this JT.500. 000 atone Is spent on the clothing of tho woman and J-100,000 on the Sultau's own wnrdrolie. Nearly $7,500,000 Is swallowed up by presents. $5,000,000 goes for pocket money,-and still another $5,000,000 for the table. It seems iucred Ible that so much moucy can possibly lie spetit In a year by one mnn, but when It Is remembered that sou fifteen hun dred people live within the palnce walls, live luxuriously aud dresa expensively at the cost of the civil list, It appears a little more comprehensible. Talleat Men tn British Commons. The tallest man lu the Inst British House of Commons was Kugcue Wason, who has been re-elected member for Clackmauuau and Kinross. His brother, Cathcnrt Wasou. the winner of Orkney and Shetland In the Unionist Interest, Is half an Inch taller. Harrier to Kducatton. ' "I'm afraid our son Is too delicate to take a collegiate course." "Can't you regulate his studies so he won't overwork?" "Oh, what wc think he wouldn't live through is the bn.Ing." Indianapolis Journal. Shipbuilding In Maine. More than 50,000 tons of merchant shipping were built In tbe State of Maine last year. An old bachelor says the man who marries gives to nothing a habitation and a name. Fools are apt to discern the faults of others and overlook their own. kpScience A metallurgist has calculated the various valm-s that a bar of Iron may acquire In being put to different ues. Mad lulu borsesboet tt becomes worth f 12. Into tsbls knives ftOO, Info needles $353, Into bisdes for penknlvet $3.IW, into button buckles $4,500, Into watch springs $:'5,ms). To tht average observer of the Bight of birds everything Is deceptive. To compare the flight of a Urge bird with a smaller one la especlslly so. The cor morant of the sea coast seems to b a slow flyer, yet he does a mils lo out minute aud ten seconds. Tbe honey be seems to trsvel like a bullet, yet It takes hi in two minutes to fly ons mile. The humming bird does not fly as fast as many slow flapping birds of ungain ly bulk. Tbe quail appears, to get awsy more rapidly than does tbe mallard, but be docs not do It. Profesaor Campbell, of the Lick Ob servatory, reports that tht star called XI Uemluorutn, which bas long been known as a variable, Is lu reality dou ble, but lis two components art so close that no telescope .Is able to separata them, and their existence Is proved by tbe shining lines In the spectrum. Tht variations lu brightness, he thinks, can only be due to the attraction between the two stars raising Immense tides In tbelr molten or vaporous globes, which, through the effects of compression or otherwise, displace the spectral lines. The dew Is condensed ont of tht air In coutact with surfaces below a cer tain temperature. At ulght the surface of the earth aud all iblugs ou It, and especially the smooth surfaces of veg etable productions, are constantly be ing cooled by radiation. If the sky Is covered with clouds, the radiation sent back from tbs clouds nestly supplies an equivsleut for the best thus parted with, but If the sky be clear, no equiv alent la supplied, and tbe surface of the earth ami things growing on It be come cooler than the atmosphere. If the night also be calm, the smsll por tion of air contiguous to any of these surfaces will become cooled below the so-called dew point, and Its moisture deposited on tbe surface In tba form of dew. At the Yale observatory an Interest ing use bas been found for tht bicycle wheel. By fitting such a wheel with a series of opaque screens placed at reg ular Intervals and then rotating It, with the aid of a small motor, at the rate or from thirty to fifty turns In a minute In front of the cameras used to photo graph meteors, Dr. Elkln hss succeed ed In measuring the velocity of the me teors' flight The principle depends upon the Interruptions produced by tbe screens In tbe trails of light made upon the photographic plates by the flying meteors. The velocity of the wheel Is known at every Instant by means of a chrouographlc record, and the length of the Interruptions Indicates the speed of the meteors. Among the sclentlfls toys at the Paris exposition was an Instrument named the "aerosoope." It consisted of a wooden paddle about six and a half feet long and three Inches broad, whitened with chalk, and turning about Its middle at tbe rate of 1,500 turns In a minute. When in motion the paddle resembled a tbln, circular screen through which objects could be seen. At a distance of nearly four feet lie bind tbe whirling paddle aud parallel to Its plane of rotation was fixed a black screen. The apparatus being placed In a dark chamber, a brilliant photographic Image of some object was projected upon the moving paddle, and Immediately the Image seemed to stand forth with all the solidity of a real ob ject. Tbe perspective was supplied by the reflection of the Image from the black screen behlud as well as from the semi-transparent screen formed by tbe rotating paddle. THE LADY AND HER PASTOR. Hhe Like I Him, bat She Oot Very Tired of Hearing One Bernon. She Is a woman much Interested In her church and she enjoys hearing aud Judging for herself tbe different ministers of her denomination. Tbe first Sunday after her arrival in early June at one of several New England towna she proposed to visit beforesettl Ing down at the seashore for the sum mer she went to church, of course. Who should occupy tbe pulpit but her own clergyman, whom she hadn't sup posed wss within a hundred miles of her. ami what should he do but preach the Identical sermon that she bad heard blm give the Sunday previous In NewYork, his subject being, "What Shall the Harvest Be?" Both the clergyman and the woman as they laughed politely over It after the ser vice agreed that tbe coincidence was curious. The next Sunday found the woman In another New England town. She went to church, of course, when Sun day came, aud who should arise tn the pulpit but her New York clergyman. "What Shall the Harvest Be?" he an nounced as his subject, and, sure enough, It was the same sermon. It was with a rather sickly smile when he greeted the woman after service thnt the clergyman remarked that the co incidental plot seemed to bethlckenlng. Tbe woman stayed a fortnight In this place, but two Sundays later she went to church In another town. She almost rose from ber seat when Into the pulpit marched hef New York clergyman. It was tbe same old "What Shall the Harvest Be?" sermon, too, and, ap propriate for the summer as It was, the woman felt a certain famlllarty with It. She spared the minister's feel ings this time aud slunk away after service without speaking to blm. So she did the next Sunday at the sea shore town, where she was to stop for several weeks, when with mingled emo tions she saw her minister In the pulpit aud heard blm deliver his "What Shall the Harvest Be?" sermon. For the rest of the summer the woman refused to go to church. She well knew that the minister, with his one sermon, that bo evidently was all he had with him, couldn't remain more than one Sunday In one place, but after those previous experiences dis cretion seemed the better part of valor. On her way home to New York last week tbe woman stayed over Sunday In Boston. When tbe cousins she was Visiting suggested church she accepted with alacrity. It had been so long, she said, since she. had darkened a church door and the Joke was too good to keep she told them why. In the pulpit of the Boston church was a familiar form; to paraphrase, the ministerial villain still pursued her. It was the last straw when he announced his subject aa "What Shall tht Harv est Be?" "I shall sea you In town at our own charcf: next Sunday, Mra. Blank V ob serred tbe clergyman after smlce ss the two louinientfd ratber guardedly. It must be confessed, upon tht strings fate that bad led them to follow each other around ail summer. "Yes." ssld tbt woman; tben-tbc temptation wat too grett "upon on condition that you promise not to preacb yonr 'What Shall the Harvest Bet sermon." New York Evening Bun. STEAMSHIPS OUT OF DATE. California Will ltlt HrJraelle Power for HwmgAmg Vetml. A Csllforulsn some time ago conceiv ed tbt Idea of supplanting stesin pow er on oesn crsft aud for several years bit been experimenting with a view to substituting hydraulic pressure for tba steam engine. At a shed at Oak laud he hat built a small vessel, which be claims wll revolutionize tbt carry ing trade of tbe world. This vessel, now almost completed, and already named the John 8. Morton, after the owner and Inventor, Is ex pectstl to demonstrate the superiority of hydraulic pressure as a motive force. If a trial develops the necessary speed and seagoing qualities the United 110 AT rnOPEI.LKO HV HTIIBACI.IC SOHCr. States government will look Into the Invention with a view of dispensing with ordinary screw propellers on all its torpedo boats and' gunboats and substituting tbe machinery for water propulsion. Morton bas sprat many thousands ct dollars In experiments and patents. He began work on bis hydraulic pres sure idea thirty-one years ago. Af ter witnessing the sjieed with which a rocket Is shot Into the air be con ceived the Idea of propelling a boai by means of a powerful stresm of wster. The vessel which he bas Invented will be propelled by forcing sea water, tak en In amidships, out through a Jet In the steru. The principle is much the same as that by which tbe cuttlefish crawls through the water. Captain Niles of Kan Francisco Is associated with Morton In the new en terprise. The steamer is thirty -five feet In length, six feet beam, has a four-horse power engine and a rotary pump and Is expected to attain a speed of from twenty five to twenty-eight knots sn hour with ease. VORACIOUS CANNIBAL TREE A Very Remarkable Special of tbe flora of Australia. In certain parts of Australia canni bal trees flourish trees which can hold a man's body In tbe center, and de vour It as readily aa our Insectivorous wild flowers trap tbe Insects on which they partly subsist In appearance they are like gigantic pineapples, many of them being eleven feet tn height What foliage there Is consists of broad, boardlike leaves. . which grow on a fringe at Its spex. These leaves do not stand erect how- aver but droop over and bang to the ground. They are very big, for In aom4 of the largest sjieclmens they measure from fifteen to twenty feet each leaf being quite strong enough to bear the weight of a mnn. There Is more In these leaves than meets the eye, for bidden under tbetu Is a peculiar growth of spearlike for mation, arranged In a circle. This per forms the same function for the plants as pistils do for flowers. Moreover, they are most sensitive to the touch of a stick or other hard substance. Tbe natives formerly worshiped this "devil's, tree," for they dreaded Ita wrath. When Its green leaves rose restlessly up and down Its worshipers luinglued that It was necessary to make a sacrifice to appease Its anger. One of tbelr number was Immediate ly chose and driven by bis howling tribesmen up one of Its leaves to the apex. Tbe Instant the unhappy victim stepped Into the middle of the plant the boardlike leaves would fly together. clutching and literally squeexlng the life out of blm. Early travelers In . Australia have told us that the cannibal tree would thus hold Its prey until every particle of his flesh bad fallen from his bones, after which the leaves would slowly relax their grim hold, leavlngthe gaunt skeleton to fall heedlessly to the ground. London Express. Surface Indications. From "A Book oo Dartmoor." written by tbe Rev. S. Baring-Gould, comes a story which might have come from a less trustworthy source: The wild and romantic country of Dartmoor consists of a table-land with rugged peaks or tdrs, aud all but Im passable marshes. After a dry sum mer It Is easy to pick oue's way across parta of which at other times are full of pitfalls. At one of the latter periods a man was cautiously threading his way across one of these treacherous marshes when he saw a hat lying brim downward on the sedge. He gave It a gentle, good-hhmored kick In passing, and almost Jumped out of bis skin when a choked voice called out from beneath: "What be you a-dolng' to my 'at?" "Be there now a cbnp under'n?" ex claimed the traveler. "Eea. 1 reckon, and a boss under ma likewise." His Motive. "I will ask you now," the attorney for the prosecution said to the witness, "If the defendant lu this case confess ed to you his motive In shooting the de ceased?" "Hold on!" Interposed the attorney for the defense. ."I object." "I only want to find out whether " "I object!" (Legal wrangle of half an hour.) . "The witness may answer," ruled the Judge. "Now, then sir, I will ask you again. Did or did not the prisoner confess to you bis motive In shotiug tbe deceas ed?" "He did." "What was it?" "He wanted to kill blm."-London King. ' Good servant girls are as scarce as It servant girls bad enlisted in the late war, and hadn't been mustered out yet People are all struggling for health, and struggling In the wrong way, i