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About La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959 | View Entire Issue (March 5, 1930)
."Wednesday, "March 5, 1'JoO LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER, LA GRANDE, ORE.' Pafte Sevan! t OFFICE CAT fADi mark mo. Br Junius 11 k. Ve offer the HUKKHtfoii that thfcy rati n Hailing vessel '"She" -not been use her ri letting Is ho fs JpiWive, hut In' en use kIh mu'ies hyi host i u w I ri c In tin- wind. - ij ' fllll li pretty K'iml i)ll . Vflrld ill wplle of nil the effort it, Improve il. . .. t( -.Nurse: "It tjmn lor you lo take nourish men t uifain." 1 'a i lent: "I'm . tired of taking !hUl Isllliu-ltt; tflve me Miinet 111 11 'to- eat." - . ft.V ehaneo to test one's vnr.-ibu-Kll-V in offered herewith. .The German laiunmKc Is said to have three hiintlreil equivalents for "drunk." A pparently we do, not . wVmii 11m feiUHty of the fJor- nmnc, although our lanKitnfye h also rich 'In t-lanv Hynnnyms for drunk. ' , Homo readeit; may ho a Hie to aihl lo the following, eulloeted hy Manuel I'henner and publish' d In the peiiodieal American f-'peeeh: 'i lied, hunted, hllnd. blotto, hoili d. bonded, htinntd, entitled. eot-li-eyed. elevated, fux- , ed, Crux-fled, tried, full Ki'iV.e-1, - ci nner, half aH over, liinh hit, loaded, limbed, mellow, oiled, or i wanl:od, orle-eyed. otfxlfb'd. plrl;- led. pie-eyed, plaslered. polled, i preserved, primed, ruinmcd, revv ed lip. Khot, snn.zted, soapy-eyed, j Homed, Hpiri lH ated. minHTed, j .stewed, stuccoed, tanked, tine .-licet:: hi 1ie v Hid. tltfilt. tipsy, , tund. wc.v,;y. riiol'Kiariher: do lady nhout .in hi- photographed): '(leave ! V-ul plcamil, lady, ami (n u few ik'- iiK'itlK you in1 ly t imi mm your unlitnil expression. Tho tiinn who invented the priHlat card Is to have a monu ment creeled over lit-" uraVi. We recommend the folhminfir in serlpllon: "Having n fine time. Winn, you were, here." Ifs haul enough tn tiy to yawn that way hut did you ever try to emit; It with your mouth closed? g i .lt "Whal'o the commotion In I the ear ahead ?" I jt,, "Oh. the cnndurturH wife I y mi Hie Iraln and lie's trying to I tell her where tdto ;ets off!" - ' ' Willie: "INiw. iIph hlatiniy menu (hat il man Jut one wife ; Co many?' i fan: Xut nceeswjirlly, my mid. ; A mint fiit have mm who ton , many anil not Im a liluainlst.' I Alan: "Willie, you (imu up ! Mnliw with me and I'll tench you In keep your uioulli shut." i . , About the time ii man Kts lo j thinking he's a bis Run. somebody fires him. I lt'R seldom that n. man who shoot r; straight Is annoyed hy n woir at the door. 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I leaded by 1 !!) moil and 1 7 w-ainen who ilirect tlio aoUvlUi'S in" Ihiiiisanils of speplnllstH, they Intitule: (onimJHslon on conservation and administration of puhltc do main, Jamcfi U. (hirfleld, Ohio, chairman. Ueseareh convtiltteo on noelal treudw. WHh-y P. .Vflchtfll, t'o liimhlu r'nlveislty, chairman. Califoruln water commission, In. Klwtaid Mead, commissioner of reclamation, chairman. 1'edeial farm hoard. Alexander l.t-xKe, llllnofs, chairman. 1 a t crocca nle ca na I hou rd, Ma -Jor O neral IMkhi- Jadwln,. chair loan. National cntn.mlKslon on law idihervaneo and enforcement, CeiirKe W. Wlekershum, New Vork. chairman. '' National memorial commission, iVidinand l. l.ec. District if Co ' lumbia, chairman. Sii n l-riineseo, brtdKO com mis sion, rolonet Oeorjft' 11. rillsbury. C'lfpf. ut pntflneei'M, 1'. S. A., chair man. Veterans commit tep, itay .y. man Wilbur, 8eeretary of the in terior, chairman. h Vellowstonc national park hoamhiry commission, I m. 10. K, 111 wncl I, Kan Kranclscn, chair man, . t'hlhl health and protection, IT. i-.'. llurnard, I'h. !., Washington, 1. t. dlroelor. Advisory committee on llllter nc. Secretary Wilbur, chairman. London naval eiini'erenee, Jee retai y HllniHon, ehairmau. Iceland 1," tint h anniversary of tlie Althlnvr; Senator I'eter Nor LecU, Souih I a kola, ehairmau. ) la it Ian commission, W. I'am r ron K o, r h e s, .MisrachusetlH, chairman. Wilt) Gset Live Lonj Tin' hloloiileal siu-ve.v.s says thai It Is n,i d..nht l rue that the wild elvi of t'lilun often reach I ho litre: of one hundred years. T I lent ant dellnilc recnt'il-j or teveuly tn cl'liiy year In Knyhsnd ami Aiaer leu. Chicago ''lio'oUle " lifted vnottlC8" I I'apone'H home, t'hariiu went overj ut New Orham the other ilny,'; paylnj l IS.rdi for $2 to win. "A, lot of the hookleH wero hit ho hard they won't he . aide to pay nlV nnd that' lut-t Moo bail for Quick Relief For Coughing Spells I 'anions Pi't'M ripllou Slops 'litem Almost ItUtuntly 1II YOl" KNOW THAT "lon't he KilrpriHed If there are a couple of murder hero in the t couple of ilayn." said one The phenomenal KticceKti of a loelor's fuinouH preNcripllon call Nl 't'liovlae In due to Its double taction. lt Immediately poothes iho j Irrllallon and tfoe direct to the ilnierntil can He not reached by I patcm inedicliieH ami couph syr 1 upjt. The very find .svvullow ally stops even tin most ohstln atc cough. . . , - .Thoxlno contains no . harmful driifTH, Ih pleatiant timthiK und afe for the whole family. Hold ou a money buck ifrntnuitee . to. plve belter and quicker relief for e o 1 1 if h or ho r o t h rout than n ti y tiling you ImVo. over trlodw- Ask for Thoxlno, put up ready for uhp In :i(c., uoci uml. il.nn hotttcH. s!,tIM i iv itmi (VrtM liMiif Kihre.' t them.". 1 . .Wli'eu booklen Ret u Jieavy piny ou u tfoot, they uhu-j ally wire nomo of the money to . tin. track to be placed In the unit- J uels, hrhitflm; down the oddH. . . I "We wouldn't dare do that with i borne of (.'upnite'i," aid the noouie, "iiecaitNe um nova won at put the 8 Hi on um In a mlnute.v , . .('Int-ell at Hccond and Wunne fleld at tdinrt probably will ho the While Sox douhlc-plftv eomhina- m i r. rTU f " .'1 1 mm? "Vie Welcomeyou to PonUnd. 200 comfombl. room,, Mck trith b.th. R.Moo.bl. r.lfc CoaBl.Dt down-town location. . 9 HOTEL CONGRESS PORTLAND, OREGON Loutl 6. Uootk. fltifJiftt Maivater , . tinil this yetir. . .Donle m f,f luin a world of confidence In Vjj . hoy I'lHHell. , , ' '" r'i;r:' VELATQNE VelatoneWall Tints A , Hot Water, , Kalsomine , SKVENTFKN COLORS TO CHOOSE FltOM. i IT SI'KKADS EASY, i VAN PETTEN LUMBER CO. "Everything to . Huild Anything." l'HOM) .main ;ua. conn SKiivinc Q.'irx" IT WILL PAY YOU TO BUY YOUR USED CAR HERE MDTD1R CCMIPANY Cor. 4th & Adams ' Phone M-500 A TT Tf mTT7 A WP TI7 U1 HJsie 1 a dealer pays yon niori than the ,ivne worth of the ear lie mast make up the ditterenee hy extra eharyes on the new ear or re-sell ut to some one else at too hiyh a pnee PERMANENT value is always bcllcr than a tem porary bargain in the purchase of an. automo bile. It pays to look ahead and consider reliability and ultimate up-kecp costs, as well as comfort, safety, speed, and beauty of line and color. Since most automobiles are bought lor replace ment, the value set on your used car is a factor hi almost every purchase. Frequently it is given an importance beyond its true worth. Used cars have a definite market value and you arc justly entitled to an allowance based on that value. It is not fair that you receive less. It "is not to your best interests to receive more. If a dealer pays you more than the true worth of the car he must cither re-sell il lo some one cle at too high a price or make up the difference on the new car. This he cannot do unless he is allowed an excessive profit on the car or on financing, extra equipment and other charges. In cither case, you pay the bill, for no way has yet been found to give something for nothing. The money must iconic from somewhere You may nol gel the largest used-car allowance from the Ford dealer, but that .very. fuel, should give you confidence that you arc receiving full value In the new car. Voi d charges arc nol marked up or increased lo. cover a high trade-in allowance on your old car. v. : , Hecause there is no waste, extravagance or undue profit ill mamifacliuing, distribution or selling, every dollar you pay for a Ford brings a full dollar in return. In lower first cost, in reliability and lonjj life, in the low cost of operation, service and . replacement parts, the Ford will save you much more than the seeming difference in trade allowance. FuuTHEK-MOUE, at least S75 extra value is given lo you in the new Ford in the Triplex shatter-proof glass windshield, the It listless Steel, the five steel spoke wheels, mid the four Houdaille hydraulic double-acting shock absorbers. The unusually large number of ball and roller bearings, and the extensive use of fine steel forgings instead of cuslirigs or stampings, are other features that show the cxlra quality built into the Ford car. Romhtcr, $-133 riini-ton, $1 10 Tudor SimImii, 8500 CmiM, $."00 Two-Window Fordor Sednn, 8600 Thrcc-wlndow Fordor Sedan, 3625 Culirloli-I, 86-15 ' All prion j. i. h. Detroit. lOItl) MOTOR COMPANY Sport Coupe, S530 Town Sedan, $670 I H 4
