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w;,.w..:,1:.v: Dcecmler 2, 1925. Page Four. THE LA GRANDE EVENTNO OBSERVER : OFFICE CAT (Incorporated) FRAKlf B. APPLEBY, -Editor ud Publiahar fyjimius HABVET F. MATTHEWS Bualaeaa UuifU Bon "What did your wife ' about you're being out o late the other night V J on eji "Ion't ak me yet- Vh-n she gt throutrh with the subt-t, I'll condense it for you." - Published eTtnlns, zcpt Sun da y, at Hit Adam Aveiiaa, La Oraada, Oregon. The Obaerrer-atar pMbiUhed erer? Prlda. Entered at the PoaloUlea at La Oranda, Oregon, aa Second Claaa Mall Matlar under act of March I. 1171. OFFIOAX. PAPER OP CNIOM COUKTT AND TBS CITT OP La. GRANDS MEMBER ASSOCIATED PRESS ' The Aaaodated Preaa la eidualveir aatttlad la tui for pub Oeatloa of all newt dlipatcbea credited to U or sot otharwue credited It pabUaned therein. All righta of republication or epecUl dlapatcbea la thla paper, and alao the local cava sere ta alao ara naarrad. . 81U1SCR1PTION BATES , " .' 1 .11 . .v i Bf Dally, par month la adraaea Dally, mix moatba is adraaca. Daily alncla aopy 1U By Dally, par month la adraac- Dally, par ftlx moatba la adraaca- Dally, pr year la advance. Waakly Obeerver-Star, per year- it.oe ADVERTISINO BATES DUplay, totvlga, per column tnrh Dlaplay, local, per column Inch 4Ja -au Tlma contract re tea on application THE GOI.F'fcV Rt.'I.E: Whalaoever ye would that m-n Should do lo you. do yr, erf-n ao to thew; for this la the Ian, and the prophet. Matthew f:ra.( ; : i : No i-the time to build a few houses and get your, bhare of the' spring cussing of landlords. ; A Louisville man, after visijing at the morgue a body identified as his own, decided it was not. Probably his tcs-. timony was accepted without question. '. If the record of the last few months is maintained, every Frenchman may have a chance to be premier like : every American can try to be president Those folks who were smart enough to start savings accounts last January to pay for this Christmasvbills are now in a position to demonstrate there is a Santa Claus. Members of 'the IUJiun Toykl' family have sulwcribed $o! each to the" payment of the. war debt to' $he United States. To say the cast, their action indicates great caution in not promising more than they can pay. . , - "Once you heard of people who' had never seen a train. Now you hear of children who have never seen a horse. It's a changing' Sge that will majee this TWr?iTVi&eheration. just about as different from their ' parents as was-the generation preceding. ' , ' - - . OXK CONSOLATION. At a large county fair in Iowa a few months ago, where several acres were literally covered with narked automo biles of the farmers in attendance, Senator Smith' Brook hart and Representative Cyrenus Cole were the chief speak ers, according to a story in the last copy of Time: ITrook hart talked first and longot. He consumed all but five minutes of the program's time in telling of the woes of the farmer and the ruin that was facing the Iowa farmer. In the remaining five minutes Mr. Cole addressed the crowds as follows: "Mayle, my friends, the senator is correct in the fear fully gloomy picture he has painted of the future of the Iowa farmer. But sec just one bright ray coming down through the dark and forbidding clouds. If we are all headed for dire poverty here in Iowa, thank' God we can .at least go to the poorhouse in our owH niotor cars." With that he dismissed the crowd. There 13 no record of Colonel Brix.khart's mental re action to Cole's sicech but certainly it should have given some of the more intelligent calamity howlers something to ponder over. ; Amonj, the boardlftc Ihiiw potA ;r have known are Uie suy mtto set up at ftte o'ducw. Sun lay . morning. ! Touch White Boy: "Goh .it' lawful crappin theme nicKer. Yuh 1 don't stand a ahow of (pvin' Vtu a. , black eye.M t . i When you stop to ft pure out that iall lip fit you've rot to admit thul itttture Is a grand thing. IVMK The had- of night were falling fast. When for a kua he asked h-r. She must have answered "yes be 1 cause, j The shades came down . Hill I faster. j j A bird in the hand is forth two on the buMh. but, who wants any bird anyhow? I i Any free eittu-n can tUt a lie pleawa. r&cepc for lii c-iM-i-n-. life wife, life landlord and the uci- ghbOTH. ..'.. Another story of the '"uieam-nt loan' has come from 'a newpa(M-r ofric wbre the proof reader wan , fired for letting funny miatak-s. slip through and then cailimr theru to the attention of the columnuL. . J tiding by the copy received in a nMspaper office, a' great many peoyt learned durned little in iichools or the schools taught litem darned little. Budding Journalist: I Intend to work on a paper wh-n I graduate. Editor: What route do .you want?. Narly every- man tifcome an earnwit booster for his home town after ho has left it for good. There was a time when a woman euuklnt set aii where withutit cfcrtbPM. -Now hlie can't get anywhere with 'cm. The old-fashiom-d girl who put everything she had on her back now has 11 daughter who putt 011 nothing below her kuees. ' Thre urf 3.S7. kindf of luna. ties. Including thaw- who under take, to classify the others. 1 give hi r all the line 1 had. To catch lir wan iny wish. lo not blume mo for gating mad I lost the dog-gone fish. I r. Trunk Crane nays ta-ouwni ar' ugly but lie Li n't doing any thing about It. What can he do? Horn" honeymoon IhM for '-t. tjtheni ind before the first liotrl hill u fKtid. . Neer take a man wriu-ly, y. a la (tramle girt. o hniir at he flaitern oti wall until iM-gius t moralitt? alMHit yHir r.jg ynur liair-4iii, im the htiuth of yoitr klrt. f&. Kools rufch In wh-ee angels U-ir to drink When Poverty Ends IVvrr1y tti'U m Hit- t.Mt v' siMfC b- ifn.l lit a titan. Tb amotint d l unimportant - the Uli thing la lo MARK TIIK KTA1ET. When YiU' mttki' thin utait? .. ntii-li long, r will ynu put ofr this huort.tiil t-p? !. n l r trHI nn If.! on 111 n tint th yi it S r thing TiMol!l:i V by o-ninc a KuMnn Arvcutil here. When yti do. we w III pr-nt you with a Liberty lUII Home Safe to assist yo j in sating. La Grande National Bank La Grande. Oregon Are You Tired, Achy- All Run Down? This 1 4i f.ramh It.i.h m T. IK mi llm lo Im1 Wi-tl. Tire) nil lh- tun-? I -am-. tf nd s-l:y 7 To r i ti r d w il h naKEi n c !. t - arh? K nl'f-Mk- in ingt u inn r i stoop or lift? Mtsrwbl lth IfMjiirh.K. Hi- spells and b!a.Jd r trr- eriti.-s Ail arc mm of hi'Im y jm kn-x. l iHwn't .lintiii.xit ditirH'r to th- kidn-yt. Mt-r-'a. )M (ittH,r ti-jtrnohy: 1 K It, HurcT. I ti: Wnhuii;t.i.i lad rontliimn nh-l I hd Mieh - vere tnirkach at tunen. I tiui'd hardly lM-nd. My ktdn- ys . d irregularly, too. I iim d I H n t I'iUw itnd th.y Min h.id I.m fn. trt.ni th- m an. put my kt I- nry in giMJ nhat-. PrH i- r. at all d al' ii. I ton I 'imply ak for a kh!ri-y rin d --r-t 1 oan's 11 Ms Xhf salt:- I h.tt Mr. Iturc-r had. Kutt-r - M ill.tj. n t o.. Mfru, llii(f.(:o. N. V.- ,.v. 4 Put 'hOl)AKS, on your gift list and gel litem In re. Th r 's at pit t h.itci- K o 4 k i . friMn 'tu ui, Hio nl I: up. at our KIh V rMinl-r Itut Iti r- t .!. n t . .i th N.. l Ai.tcgraplu. Kt.Mk Junior ix'n t- iip-ri- nt in.tk- it !(Mk hk- i bd fur i J. In itir. ; i z 1- Miter K.-Uk aa.vi I p. Red Cross Dru Store Men Mnow You've Bou The Best To Be I dht When Your Gift To Them Comes From West's Store For Men " MUFFLERS " Lai ne assortment of fancy -mufflers in' all-silk, fiber and all-wool Scotland plaids. In all sorts of colors and combinations . ; with f rinsed ends. $3.30 to $5.00 SOX Interwoven sox for parliiuhir men. In an array of colors and plads, checks and stripes so popular now. In fiber, silk and siik-and-wool. 50c to $1.."0 TIES ' x Popular novelty ties insilk and silk knit in a number of ' coiors both loud and somber. . Sure to please the most critical of men. ; " 50c to $3..")0 '!Tcn"ap'pVeciale '(Ualily7 "They like new things, stylish things. They Aljvays prefer gifts of things to wear because they seldom indulge themselves enough fo buy. what they really want. You are sure to be light in selecting his gift hre. He knows that it's the best and the smartest to be had if it comes from West's a -characteristic of this store's leadership- for many years. Like Hart Schaffncr & Marx fine suits and' overcoats, any item you might choose is a well-known brand, a dependable value that makes your shopping a pleasure. . Many new things are here so make an early' selection. IJELTtf In the vide type with silver buckles lo mulch in "suedclike," ciwhldc or pigskin. Also ' a large assortment of narrower belts in all leathers. $1.00 to $2.00 1 "" . DRESSING KODES . A silk dressing robe is a gift that Tew men would buy them selves but most everyone would appreciate. These are in dark colors of purple and brown with black satin collars and cuffs and silk ,tjash. j ' ' ' . $15.0!) . HATH ROBES famous Oregon City and Pen dleton i-obes in new Indian blan ket patterns so warm and com fortable. Also a new number in a heavy flannel striped robe called "hombre," in several col ors. Can be used as a lounge lobe or bathrobe. $3.50 to 521.50- SHIRTS Silk, liber, madias, English print and broadcloths in attach ed collars and the popular col lar lo match styles, in nil colors and sizes. $2.75 lo $11.0!) GLOVES f Huck. kid and English novel tv wool glov;S in .all colors and T sizes. And fur-lined dress gloves that are wa) m as well as stylish. $2.73 to $(i.50 N. K. WEST & CO. LA GRANDE'S LEADING STORE FOR 23 YEARS Store For Men Northwest Industry Active in November lion ilt If VIocm d for I!k holid.iy ' ! .ip d Inch, tint from tin- fi n !-hntdon wi:hin tlu- nt vt thr-e it app-.r..d that l lit- entire niitl Wt ks. .-'-vvral eompantt-s liavniir : was nflr'.'. m 1 :T l M . r-. 1 Sj ft. 1 1 1 I V'w iiitu r huii l'n j d in lm -t i- I jm d industrial oUim.' in t1'- l'a - ifHl Nor?h-!t hii Mii'pird! with (hat of t.'i" Riiiiit' month last uar. arrordiPK to lh- 41. monthly mplum nt Mirv. v ttMi d hr; j-ti-rda'. wln h il tii.i! thi minit-r tt rmplod in mil door n1tifllrii !. PtH li S lOCKtr.C. lllITllMT- injr anil ic n- r;il confirm i hn work i.ii l rn onid mid) nr-, r lhan tt ..( In Nov ntlwr l-rt. C.tKHl wt-jth'-r. !!. -r-r .ld. hs pro-v-n no .-ni.ill fm tor n. Ui- tin r--n d (;i'-ml tntrn tin i;;n to .-liow f t-'TiniT u'.t Il In t:r month, ti'it fir loaTicmc nnd tnnilx rtnc h.i- tiuilhi). l n liiKti lot-In. tin- tt r I.umiIht ortionA in ih'- pin- diirtt- jA of th- 'iil!i an- jir.uhiallv - inx l-ronxht to thr i nlthoiith wirlr kiii r IM Jrtar locslnjf nn lui stow Permit.' su-iKti tiauiinic. ut- j fm ftxhtinr machine wa dvmon- tainiti'd htn h r,',i' hiirnr -x t thf nijli tipp d ov r. inrradliic i's load of hlaiinif d' bris. Flamr-a t Buy Something For The Car This Christmas Perkins Motor Co. I'hone M-300. Cor. 4th and Adams PILES r'1ust sr Co VVhnn ? PAZO CIXTKENT is Applied, becausa it is FosititfQ in Action. It besim immediately to take out the Inflammation and nvlnr. u SwelUna. The rt r,W.; Wrirgs Cremt Pcliet Stops Itching In ataatly and Quickly RcLisvca IrriUtion. Severe testa in cases' rf long standing hava proved that PAZO OINTMENT c.tn tm dmrnrifvi nnnn sit). -. 1... certainty to Stop any care of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protnid- . ... ... .... ... UU1B p,,,,,,,,, Kecommended by rhjTucuna and DrugysU in United States and Foreign Countries r,ZO OINTMENT in trV. ;,), r;t. r: ... and m til i boxe.nc. rnc circular enclosed with each tabe and bol cootauia lacu atxmt Ciiea h.ch cven-hody tDCW FAFJSMEma.SK CO. B,.ut l-u, Sut.. St Lei,. H. , :
