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Page Four.
THE LA GRANDE EVENTNO OBSERVER :
OFFICE
CAT
(Incorporated)
FRAKlf B. APPLEBY,
-Editor ud Publiahar
fyjimius
HABVET F. MATTHEWS
Bualaeaa UuifU
Bon "What did your wife '
about you're being out o late the
other night V
J on eji "Ion't ak me yet- Vh-n
she gt throutrh with the subt-t,
I'll condense it for you."
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THE GOI.F'fcV Rt.'I.E: Whalaoever ye would that m-n
Should do lo you. do yr, erf-n ao to thew; for this la the Ian,
and the prophet. Matthew f:ra.( ; : i
: No i-the time to build a few houses and get your,
bhare of the' spring cussing of landlords.
; A Louisville man, after visijing at the morgue a body
identified as his own, decided it was not. Probably his tcs-.
timony was accepted without question.
'. If the record of the last few months is maintained,
every Frenchman may have a chance to be premier like
: every American can try to be president
Those folks who were smart enough to start savings
accounts last January to pay for this Christmasvbills are
now in a position to demonstrate there is a Santa Claus.
Members of 'the IUJiun Toykl' family have sulwcribed $o!
each to the" payment of the. war debt to' $he United States.
To say the cast, their action indicates great caution in not
promising more than they can pay. . , -
"Once you heard of people who' had never seen a train.
Now you hear of children who have never seen a horse.
It's a changing' Sge that will majee this TWr?iTVi&eheration.
just about as different from their ' parents as was-the
generation preceding. ' , ' - - .
OXK CONSOLATION.
At a large county fair in Iowa a few months ago, where
several acres were literally covered with narked automo
biles of the farmers in attendance, Senator Smith' Brook
hart and Representative Cyrenus Cole were the chief speak
ers, according to a story in the last copy of Time: ITrook
hart talked first and longot. He consumed all but five
minutes of the program's time in telling of the woes of
the farmer and the ruin that was facing the Iowa farmer.
In the remaining five minutes Mr. Cole addressed the
crowds as follows:
"Mayle, my friends, the senator is correct in the fear
fully gloomy picture he has painted of the future of the
Iowa farmer. But sec just one bright ray coming down
through the dark and forbidding clouds. If we are all
headed for dire poverty here in Iowa, thank' God we can
.at least go to the poorhouse in our owH niotor cars." With
that he dismissed the crowd.
There 13 no record of Colonel Brix.khart's mental re
action to Cole's sicech but certainly it should have given
some of the more intelligent calamity howlers something
to ponder over.
; Amonj, the boardlftc Ihiiw potA
;r have known are Uie suy mtto
set up at ftte o'ducw. Sun lay
. morning.
! Touch White Boy: "Goh .it'
lawful crappin theme nicKer. Yuh
1 don't stand a ahow of (pvin' Vtu a.
, black eye.M
t .
i When you stop to ft pure out that
iall lip fit you've rot to admit thul
itttture Is a grand thing.
IVMK
The had- of night were falling
fast.
When for a kua he asked h-r.
She must have answered "yes be
1 cause,
j The shades came down . Hill
I faster.
j
j A bird in the hand is forth two
on the buMh. but, who wants any
bird anyhow?
I i
Any free eittu-n can tUt a lie
pleawa. r&cepc for lii c-iM-i-n-.
life wife, life landlord and the uci-
ghbOTH.
..'..
Another story of the '"uieam-nt
loan' has come from 'a newpa(M-r
ofric wbre the proof reader wan
, fired for letting funny miatak-s.
slip through and then cailimr theru
to the attention of the columnuL. .
J tiding by the copy received in a
nMspaper office, a' great many
peoyt learned durned little in
iichools or the schools taught litem
darned little.
Budding Journalist: I Intend to
work on a paper wh-n I graduate.
Editor: What route do .you
want?.
Narly every- man tifcome an
earnwit booster for his home town
after ho has left it for good.
There was a time when a woman
euuklnt set aii where withutit
cfcrtbPM.
-Now hlie can't get anywhere with
'cm.
The old-fashiom-d girl who put
everything she had on her back
now has 11 daughter who putt 011
nothing below her kuees. '
Thre urf 3.S7. kindf of luna.
ties. Including thaw- who under
take, to classify the others.
1 give hi r all the line 1 had.
To catch lir wan iny wish.
lo not blume mo for gating mad
I lost the dog-gone fish.
I r. Trunk Crane nays ta-ouwni
ar' ugly but lie Li n't doing any
thing about It. What can he do?
Horn" honeymoon IhM for '-t.
tjtheni ind before the first liotrl
hill u fKtid. .
Neer take a man wriu-ly, y.
a la (tramle girt. o hniir at he
flaitern oti wall until iM-gius
t moralitt? alMHit yHir r.jg ynur
liair-4iii, im the htiuth of yoitr
klrt.
f&.
Kools rufch In wh-ee angels U-ir
to drink
When Poverty Ends
IVvrr1y tti'U m Hit- t.Mt v' siMfC b- ifn.l
lit a titan. Tb amotint d l unimportant -
the Uli thing la lo MARK TIIK KTA1ET.
When YiU' mttki' thin utait? .. ntii-li
long, r will ynu put ofr this huort.tiil t-p? !.
n l r trHI nn If.! on 111 n tint th yi it S r
thing TiMol!l:i V by o-ninc a KuMnn Arvcutil
here. When yti do. we w III pr-nt you with
a Liberty lUII Home Safe to assist yo j in sating.
La Grande National Bank
La Grande. Oregon
Are You Tired, Achy-
All Run Down?
This 1 4i f.ramh It.i.h m T. IK
mi llm lo Im1 Wi-tl.
Tire) nil lh- tun-?
I -am-. tf nd s-l:y 7
To r i ti r d w il h naKEi n c !. t -
arh?
K nl'f-Mk- in ingt u inn r i
stoop or lift?
Mtsrwbl lth IfMjiirh.K. Hi-
spells and b!a.Jd r trr- eriti.-s
Ail arc mm of hi'Im y jm kn-x.
l iHwn't .lintiii.xit
ditirH'r to th- kidn-yt.
Mt-r-'a. )M (ittH,r ti-jtrnohy:
1 K It, HurcT. I ti: Wnhuii;t.i.i
lad rontliimn nh-l I hd Mieh -
vere tnirkach at tunen. I tiui'd
hardly lM-nd. My ktdn- ys . d
irregularly, too. I iim d I H n t
I'iUw itnd th.y Min h.id I.m fn.
trt.ni th- m an. put my kt I-
nry in giMJ nhat-.
PrH i- r. at all d al' ii. I ton I
'imply ak for a kh!ri-y rin d --r-t
1 oan's 11 Ms Xhf salt:- I h.tt
Mr. Iturc-r had. Kutt-r - M ill.tj. n
t o.. Mfru, llii(f.(:o. N. V.- ,.v.
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Put 'hOl)AKS, on
your gift list
and gel litem In re.
Th r 's at pit t h.itci-
K o 4 k i . friMn 'tu ui,
Hio nl I: up. at our
KIh V rMinl-r
Itut Iti r- t .!. n t . .i
th N.. l Ai.tcgraplu.
Kt.Mk Junior ix'n t- iip-ri-
nt in.tk- it !(Mk hk- i
bd fur i J. In itir. ; i z 1-
Miter K.-Uk aa.vi I p.
Red Cross Dru
Store
Men Mnow You've Bou
The Best To Be I
dht
When Your Gift To Them Comes From
West's Store For Men
" MUFFLERS "
Lai ne assortment of fancy -mufflers
in' all-silk, fiber and
all-wool Scotland plaids. In all
sorts of colors and combinations .
; with f rinsed ends.
$3.30 to $5.00
SOX
Interwoven sox for parliiuhir
men. In an array of colors and
plads, checks and stripes so
popular now. In fiber, silk and
siik-and-wool.
50c to $1.."0
TIES ' x
Popular novelty ties insilk
and silk knit in a number of '
coiors both loud and somber. .
Sure to please the most critical
of men. ; "
50c to $3..")0
'!Tcn"ap'pVeciale '(Ualily7 "They like new things, stylish things.
They Aljvays prefer gifts of things to wear because they seldom
indulge themselves enough fo buy. what they really want.
You are sure to be light in selecting his gift hre. He knows
that it's the best and the smartest to be had if it comes from West's
a -characteristic of this store's leadership- for many years. Like
Hart Schaffncr & Marx fine suits and' overcoats, any item you
might choose is a well-known brand, a dependable value that makes
your shopping a pleasure. . Many new things are here so make
an early' selection.
IJELTtf
In the vide type with silver
buckles lo mulch in "suedclike,"
ciwhldc or pigskin. Also ' a
large assortment of narrower
belts in all leathers.
$1.00 to $2.00 1 ""
. DRESSING KODES
. A silk dressing robe is a gift
that Tew men would buy them
selves but most everyone
would appreciate. These are in
dark colors of purple and brown
with black satin collars and
cuffs and silk ,tjash. j
' ' ' . $15.0!) .
HATH ROBES
famous Oregon City and Pen
dleton i-obes in new Indian blan
ket patterns so warm and com
fortable. Also a new number in
a heavy flannel striped robe
called "hombre," in several col
ors. Can be used as a lounge
lobe or bathrobe.
$3.50 to 521.50-
SHIRTS
Silk, liber, madias, English
print and broadcloths in attach
ed collars and the popular col
lar lo match styles, in nil colors
and sizes.
$2.75 lo $11.0!)
GLOVES f
Huck. kid and English novel tv
wool glov;S in .all colors and T
sizes. And fur-lined dress gloves
that are wa) m as well as stylish.
$2.73 to $(i.50
N. K. WEST & CO.
LA GRANDE'S LEADING STORE FOR 23 YEARS
Store For
Men
Northwest Industry
Active in November
lion ilt If VIocm d for I!k holid.iy ' ! .ip d Inch, tint from tin- fi n
!-hntdon wi:hin tlu- nt vt thr-e it app-.r..d that l lit- entire niitl
Wt ks. .-'-vvral eompantt-s liavniir : was nflr'.'.
m 1 :T l M . r-. 1 Sj ft. 1 1 1 I
V'w iiitu r huii l'n j d in lm -t i- I
jm d industrial oUim.' in t1'- l'a -
ifHl Nor?h-!t hii Mii'pird!
with (hat of t.'i" Riiiiit' month last
uar. arrordiPK to lh- 41. monthly
mplum nt Mirv. v ttMi d hr;
j-ti-rda'. wln h il tii.i! thi
minit-r tt rmplod in mil door
n1tifllrii !. PtH li S lOCKtr.C. lllITllMT-
injr anil ic n- r;il confirm i hn work
i.ii l rn onid mid) nr-, r lhan
tt ..( In Nov ntlwr l-rt. C.tKHl
wt-jth'-r. !!. -r-r .ld. hs pro-v-n
no .-ni.ill fm tor n. Ui- tin r--n
d
(;i'-ml tntrn tin i;;n to
.-liow f t-'TiniT u'.t Il In
t:r month, ti'it fir loaTicmc nnd
tnnilx rtnc h.i- tiuilhi). l n liiKti
lot-In. tin- tt r I.umiIht
ortionA in ih'- pin- diirtt-
jA of th- 'iil!i an- jir.uhiallv
- inx l-ronxht to thr
i nlthoiith wirlr kiii r
IM Jrtar locslnjf nn lui stow
Permit.' su-iKti tiauiinic.
ut- j
fm ftxhtinr machine wa dvmon-
tainiti'd htn h r,',i' hiirnr -x t
thf nijli tipp d ov r. inrradliic i's
load of hlaiinif d' bris. Flamr-a t
Buy Something For The
Car
This Christmas
Perkins Motor Co.
I'hone M-300. Cor. 4th and Adams
PILES
r'1ust sr
Co
VVhnn ?
PAZO
CIXTKENT
is Applied,
becausa it is
FosititfQ in Action.
It besim immediately to take out
the Inflammation and nvlnr. u
SwelUna. The rt r,W.;
Wrirgs Cremt Pcliet Stops Itching In
ataatly and Quickly RcLisvca IrriUtion.
Severe testa in cases' rf long standing
hava proved that PAZO OINTMENT
c.tn tm dmrnrifvi nnnn sit). -. 1...
certainty to Stop any care of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protnid-
. ... ... .... ... UU1B p,,,,,,,,, Kecommended by
rhjTucuna and DrugysU in United States and Foreign Countries
r,ZO OINTMENT in trV. ;,), r;t. r: ...
and m til i boxe.nc. rnc circular enclosed with each tabe and bol
cootauia lacu atxmt Ciiea h.ch cven-hody tDCW
FAFJSMEma.SK CO. B,.ut l-u, Sut.. St Lei,. H. ,
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