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EASTERN OREGON'S LEADING NEWSPAPER EIGHT PAGES TODAY drarate CITY EDITION THE WEATHER Portland (AP) Orng,n: Probably occaslonat show era tonight and Tuesday. VOLUME XXIII. MEMBER ASSOCIATKD PKKS3 0!... ". LA GRANDE, OREGON. MONDAY, JUNE 1, 1925. MEMBER ASSOCIATED TRESS NUMBER 201 VOID A sen o o l A V BEARS LOSE E TO PIRATES Lead of La Grande Team Strengthened by Vic tory Yesterday BAKER CLIMBS TO TIE FOR SECOND Walla Walla in Fourth Place in Blue Mountain . League Following Sun day Games. It Ml-; MOl'NTAIN U-.AGll Clubs V. Ij Grande 6 linker 3 Pendleton 3 AValla AValla 2 Pet. .857 .4'JS .421) .280 si xh.w ;ami;s At Wulla. Walla: I.a Grande 6, Walla Walla. 3. At Pendleton: Pendleton 4, Ra ker ti. An unusually noisy crowd of fans saw tun Lu Grande Pirates beat the Walla Walla Hears hy the score of 5 to ft In u, alow nine Innings plny cmI yewlerduy afternoon on the Wal la Walla field. The game was marked by loose playing by both teams and several slugging rallies by the batters. The Pirates got signals mixed several times during the Nr-st threo In nings of play nnd the Hears chased I the ball all mound the lot during lh sumo periods. Neither Heln, Iji OrinnV.ehucker..sr PHcrK.-M-';'! ' lu Wulla moundsman had anything to wrile home about during- the. curly part of the game. Game of Contrasts The whole session was full of contrasts. Hrilliant stops by the Inflelders several times followed particularly poor plays. Kven the men on the opposing teams offer ed many unusual contrasts. The diminutive I'arris, who must be nil of five feet four or five inches tall, pitched for the Hears nnd at the end of each tuning r hanged place with Hie lanky Jlein, who ranges something over six feet in height. Hlckey, the umpire culling the, balls and strikes at the plate, was barely abb' to peer over the shoul der of the (rlgautiu O'Rourke. Wal la Wallu receiver. The rirates came to but first nnd Hnrtmun, h a- off man got to first on an error, (trim singled and got on. Cunnyhuin grounded out (Continued on I'nce Five.) Already .some of the star per formers for the anuuiil I'nlon hive, stork show to l" h ld June 10-11! Inclusive, ure arriving in I ;nion. Iast ntffht MIfs- Lorena Trlckey, champion K'rl rider, Karl Waters, clmniplon trick rided and Hum Garret, champion trick roper, ur rivd ihcie. Besides the trio of tlMe hohh rs the rae( hctrse owners are (fettinff their stock i nnd stahled. A cur loud tr hutkinj,1- ttri'l trick horses nml one hundred nice liornes are quartered on the track now. An other cur load of rucers la on the way from c;rnd Junction. Colo. Inn (Mark's famous orrv is now nt the grounds. Sacred Heart Services Last evening at 7 : o'clock at the church of Our Iady of the Valley graduation honors were conferred upon a largo class by Ut. Rev. Joseph K. MeC.rath, H. R., of Raker. The order of the exer cises wire as follows: "March Op. lo7, Kntit.:in: "Ave Maris Steo la" by Hose wig, vocal solo by Mrs. Krantls M. Oliver, of Maker; I "On W ings of Son, Op. 3 1, No. j by Mendelssohn, violin olo by i Alice Jeanette Cooper. High school dtplomtis were pre sented to Keona Marie Wuldroff, ; Khna Jean twsly and Rertys; Aurllla NeUtin. The medal for the best Lincoln essay was award- ' fd to Mary Theresa Wilueri. i Eighth grade diploma were giv-;n j I 111 STARS ARRIVE FIR BIG SHI Letter On Fire Rates Made Public McCune, Oregon Insur ance Rating Bureau, Promises Reduction If Equipment Made Mod ern. Wednesday morning at 8 o'clock polls will be opened for Ja Grande voters in eleven precincts In this city, with four measures to voo upon water supply, storm sewers, sewage disposal . plant und fire equipment. In reference to the fourth men tioned measure City Manuger Crews today made public a letter received from James J. McC-ine of the Oregon insurance rating bureau of Portland, Ore. The letter, in part, follows: "We have Just completed a sur vey of your city from a fire pro tection standpoint and would sug gest the following improvements: "That six additional standard frost -proof hydrants with pumper connections be installed atjd tint the old hydrants be replaced with t st a n da rd f rout - proof h yd ra n ts twilh pumper connections. If your plan of putting pumper openings in the large irrigation conduit at I each street Intersection In the fire j limits is made. It would take care tof the six additional hydrants, pro vided water is kept flowing in this conduit at all times. More Help X roiled. "That four additional paid fire men be employed, two for day and two for night duty. "We recommend the purchase of a loo gallon standard pumper and that the present apparatus bo retained and kept in service. "If the above Improvements: uiv (Continued on Page Four.) Ray Cook Acquitted by Justice Court Jury j 1 1 a y A. i 'ook , of I.a G ra n d r charged with the possession of in toxicating liquor, was acquitted by the jury late Kriduy evening after two hours of deliberation. Trial , wus held before Hugh K. .Rrady, Judge of the justice court. Cook had been tried once before on the same charge but the jury was unable to come to any deci sion. Henry Hess represented tho (defendant, and Car! Helm conduct- 'ed the prosecution for the slate. Chicken Dinner to Be Served Business Men "Oelalls of the, luncheon huvc not heen entirMy completed: just tell them that a chicken dinner will Im on I he prosci-am," said Marl Iteynold.s. secretary of the cham lier of commerce, this morning, when asked about the rcKtilar lun cheon tomorrow noon. The Ladies Aid of Island City lll serve nnd Ruarnntee the i-x-cellence of the fare. Clyde Kiddle will be chairman. Cars will leave . from the ch amber of Conniierro ; hendquartcrs In the Sommi-r hotel IhiitldinK at l minutes of noon. Members with cars w Ith exlru seats and those without trunsporlu , lion should make, arrangements I with Karl Reynolds. Fishermen May Try Out i Five Points Creek Now The no fishing ban on Klw oints ('reek were orficially lifted at daybreak this morning. A niini I her of fishermen were on t he 'grounds at the opening hour but most of them reported but Utile 'success although some fairly I good catches were made. The fish) caught range In size from seven tj nine inches. l'ew lartrer ones were' taken. Academy Held Sunday to Judith Mae Snodgrass, Ma r igaret Kllan Meyers. Nicholas Paul j New 11 n, Vincent Mar lon Newlln, Francis Marie Meyers, I lorothy W'llwers. Mury Helen RtewHler, ! Law re nee Gulling Ray, Kay Ham ilton. Ib rnard K rands I thetty. Jay Jone.H. Anthony Hrewster. ! Kranklin l-Mwaids. Albert ProwMi. 'and Peter 'Rowinan, Primary j diplomas of b isines; wilting were awarded to Kdlth Wade. Dorolliy Parent, Agnes Waldroff. Agns ; Ooherty. l-'mncia Meyers. Judith ', Snodgras, Murgaret Meyers. Imv ; othy Wllwei-s. Marie Hrew!e: ; Vtneenf Newltn. Carl NVaUn. U rttui' Rtriy and Rarhura (Cootluuud on 1'agfc Four.) i-jr. j i - v u it t J A ft - -fXs X ,1 Was there n bribe offer? I'liillp Harry, former department of Justice ncut, f'liurKcs JnnifM N. Calhui, pietiirfl nlMo, offertHl him one to serve ns n juror tit the murder trial of William 1. , K'aelilierd. Cjtllau denies it. Judge J. '. Knowles opened th" June term of the circuit court at the county court house this morn ing with the case, "Irene McOrath vs. Charles Hill, et nl," Parties in tho case live iii thu vicinity of Tel ocuset. Mrs. MeC.rath is suing for $a.5t0 damages for personal Injuries sus tained when a car driven hy ii minor son of Mr. Jllll r:in into (ho buggy In which she whs riding. Mr, McOrnl h is also suing on Mic same charge, brought about by Ihe same clrcumslanecs. This case, "H. J. Mctirath, vs. Charles Hill, ef al" is to be tried tomorrow. Mc Orath is asking $5, "no. The atloriteys are tho same in both cases with K. It. Kin go for the plainlirfu and Winllh and. An derson of llukei, lawyers for the defendants. Several Speeders Pay Up Following Week-End The week end holiday contribut ed an unusually large amount of husinesa to tlic justice court, which metes out punishment to speeders. .Several of the culprit;! evidently preferred .to give a cash bond to the oMieers and proceed on their way rather than go through the delay of trlnl. I J. Murphy. G. K Tallncr, of Salt hake, and A. 11. Conor eiiine under this clansi"cu- tion wilh $IEi forfeits, and r. H. ('(ip.'iiiml. of Nampa, forfeited $10. Hay Cnidirnn of I.a (Irande and Jf. K. Iteanlsley of lioise were each tin-d flu and costs by Judp Jiugli M. Mnidy. Dunn Accepts Post as State Traffic Officer Alonzo G. luinn. truffle nffieer of I.a Grande fnr more than two years, l'-fl Sunday for Salem, ac companied by Walter I rinsing, state traffic officer, where he will accept a position tendered him by I he ntale truffle department. Mr-. I Minn has enjoyed the rep utation of beln k one of the bent traf tic men in the state, w h!e working 'for the city, and his pro motion bus been expected for somn time. He will probably v. or It in Kast Oregon lo ijegin with, with La Grim do his head't'iarters. ( All I Mil I S ARIU M I R R. H. Sterling and Carl Hterl In;,', broi hers, '.i I and 6 years old. were going to make a trip east and evidently to s.ivc fare or for an iti" nt her rea hoij, stoh? a I'lr-vrolet touring car ;1 Pen dleton last evening. Sheriff JrHK Rr.slieum met the car at llllpiid on Ith w.cy east ati'! put a summary slop to the tr.p. 'lite car and men ure both in the custody oi the auT'iorllh h pending action by the X'ciidletou police. DAMAGE CASE j iTlFRflRftTinN FXPnRTS IN mdo rmou nmiRT mmr mm mm m m a m m m m m i - . . . DAY SERVICE Parade, ' Featuring Six Civil War Veterans, Opened Program SERVICES HELD AT BURIAL PLACE C. M. Humphries and H. Brady Delivered .Patri otic Addresses at Af ternoon Meeting. Memorial liny exercises he.' Saturday wimv quiet with neurly the entire city turninu out in II reverence to the BOliliets who huve fennt states of tho union In the given their, lives for America In race for export markers, Oregon's .wars of the pnst. I merchanlb4e shipments abroad to- ; Tho day's services. In chnriro of.tulvd $711,5113. 039. accordlnir to stn thc American I.eRlon, liegun wl'li I tlKtlcs Just released by the Depatt- ft parade nt la:3o a. tn. The lln.inent of Commerce. Just ahead of j of marc)), which moved on Wash- ' ington to Kir, on Fir to Adams to Kourth nnd thenco to the Mi sonic cemetery, was led by the 1a Grande Municipal band. I-'ol- louliiBr In tho order mentioned, i was the color K J"'d. tho locil company of national Ruardfnen, voterans of the Kpnnlsh-Amerlcun nnd Civil war, the Woman's Itellef Corps, the American legion. World war veterans and the American I-eglon drum and bugle corps. Six members of the Grand Army or the uepubiic wcro la the parade Services at Ccmctvrv. At" the cemetery Uie Anierlrin Lcgfon and.- the O. A. H. and W. H. C conducted- services over the graves of soldiers. The ladles' auxiliary to the American Legion placed a wreath of poppies on the grave of each fallen son of I'neie Sam, Approximately loo attended Hie dinner given In the IC. of I. hall by the W. K. t and the ladles' (Continued on I'skb Five.) HIE HELD The unnual Memorial service at. the Hummer villi- cemetery Satur day called together a large number of people of Ihe Cirande Itonde val ley and from other cities outside of 1'nion county, including Wal lowa, Knterprlse, I'endleton and Walla Walla. The program at the ehapel start ed at 2 o'clock in the afternoon with O. W. Jones, of l,a Grande, presiding. Kathleen Campbell and Mr. imylUus both sang and a men's iiiartet. consist Ing of T. K- Itell amy. K. (. Payton, Paul ICnautz and Mr. Huyklus sang three selec tions. The speaker for the day was Reverend Klmer Grant Keith, of the Ja Grande Methofllst Kplsro pal church. Reverend Itert A. Pow ell of the Ia Grande South Metho dist church, offered prayer. Idntur and supper at thn hall in Sumrnervllle to,a large number of people. The committee in charge pressed their appreciation to ev eryone, helping make the day a success before adjournment. Mailing It To Farmers When mi ndtPitl--r mails an adtertlsliig nic:-agc lo the farm honicM on the Iji (irande rural routes, for example, and Icll.s the me story in The Olrcrei' hr diiplleati-H hi icragif In ON' of the lerrllory. The lb-en t-r' farm rlrruln lion I- noi tii'iy, In I nloii county but 'I be (berer t rend In more farm homes I ban any other I wo paper eckhm to cre this lerrllory. That "coverage" and that mal t possible The OlM'i i?r'H low reader nM. "Observer Advertising A Merchaudh-ltig t-nlce 1 LL PAST YEAR HERE WERE GREAT Oregon Ranks Seven teenth Among Differ , cnt States of Union TOTAL II. S. EXPORTS NEARLY 5 BILLIONS! Wheat, Grain Led the List in Foreign Ship ments from State; Wheat Flour Second. WAKlllNOTflN tnv IIif Afuocl. . n,., prem.) Kinlshlns the yrar 1924 In 17tli nlaco nmnnir the llf. i." B"ii ill me liive w.i itiiiryiuiiu i wiiii, n trade marKin of uss thnniu'en umiur utuir cuiaiui. ta V.!.'!:",,'n- .,vL,r,"?.n,r,','p 'n.,,""!11Chts guaranteed by the constitution may not be abridged total exports for the year were more thun f K.oOO.titiO Wss thsn those of ()reron. The totul ex- port I rude oC the United States for the yrar iinder review umounted Whut, Kiln, exports nmountliiff to I2s.56s.i5i led the list of for- feign shipments from Oregon, und , 4 , ppi . , . . .. . wheat fiour was second . with tt.cieature of the sUtes. Those who nurture him and direct valuation of $io.i7.549, the two, his destiny have the right, coupled with the high duty, to !..,.. H iM.....m.,vo u. vu..i fthcrs on In tut order. of their relative Im portance: Hoards, plunks nnd scantlings valued at $6,945,419; timber $ti.6H2.1t;2; upplea (In box es) $S,SSI.7or.: prunes and can ned fruits, $:i.37X.M!; hops $2, 09N,4oii; canned and pickled sal mon. $1,179,577; milk and cream. $1,442,438, nnd barley with a valu ation of $4l,828. High Import Fignrci Kxports amounting to more than $1(10.000,000 for tho year were at tained by eleven of the fifty-two states and regions Included In the tabulation. They were Texas, with figures of $737,218,027; New York, (Continued on Page Five.) fiftTMSSED ANXKMAKSK, IVanrn (Hy the Associated press) l-'lfty persons were passed in the streets here yes terday as a thick screen of yellow- Ish fumeH from a tank of liciuor ehlnilne uwenl nmr Ihe tnu-n The contlllni'.r (.Xliod(.t fro,n the heat, Tweiv victims ure in serious con- dltion. KrneHt Stelnworlh, American, Is among the cases of minor injury. Blaze al Haines Laid , . la Mans Carelessness RAN Kit. Ore. (Special) Klre i',,,,v,',l linvMn Miirlvil from a dKaret stub thrown away the ntirhl l.effif.. mil iiiI.itd hi1,I it. be att. n.Hng a Ku KIux Klan n t- inir caused ild.tHlO tin ma ire In tun Jlalnes, ore., buildings early Sat urday morning. The buildings destroyed were the Wo muck building and the I. O. O. K. lodge hall. The hln.e was extinguished hy the firemen uflcr an hour's fight. Baker County Judge Is Arrested on 2 Charges RA K KU. Ore. (Special) Judge J. I Hudson, a linker county Judge, is charged with speeding on a pub lie highway and driving u motor vehicle while intoxicated In a com plain! died In Hie Justice court by pete MrGovern, district frame war den for- Raker county. When the urreMt was made Hudson was B'lid lo he drivbiK at an excessive rate on a highway of Raker and when Kignalbd to hall, sped on. MeGovcrn. accompanied by W. o, Uudley, state inspector Of fish eries, gnve chase and arrested Ood son afler a two mile run. Sheriff Henry M Kinm y was notified and look the county judg- Into custody. An unusual feature of the ensu Ik Hint every prtnelpiil Involved is a public official. No personal feel liii;s are held by any of thu putties Involved, it wui alutcd. II ANNEMASSE WASHINGTON (By tho Associated Tress) .Oregon lost in the supreme court today its fight to compel chil dren to attend public schools. The court held that state in enforcing; compulsory education laws, cannot require the at tendance of children in public schools to the exclusion of private or parochial schools. The Oregon cempulsory education law, requiring chil dren between the ages of 8 and 16 to attend public schools is therefore declared invalid. The decision was awaited with unusual interest because of the peculiar circumstances of the litigation and because many other states have compulsory education laws. The Oregon law was attacked by the Society of Sisters of Holy Karnes and the Hill Military academy. .-There 'are many charges that the statute was inspired by the Ku KIux Klan. Justice Mr.Rnvnnlrls in rlnlivneino- tho rtminn QnM inevitable nractical result nf would be the destruction of the present parochial schools and other private primary schools, which are engaged in an undertaking not inherently harmful but long regarded as useful and mereitorious. "Certainly there is nothing in the present record -,o indicate they have failed to discharge their obligations to patrons, students or the state," the court continued, "and tnere are no peculiar circumstances or present emergencies which demand extraordinary -J l! ,,r .i ...... cuuuituon. we muiK it entirely piain mat tne act oi lvzs, unreasonably interferes with the liberty of parents and guardians to direct the upbringing and education of chil , , . lAi..! ',i I b' legislation which has no nniTOSO Within the COmnptPllPV of, thn sfjifp Tho fnnrln. , . e ... mcnuu uiuuiy ui uuuiiy upon Wllicn till governments Ul this UllioU rCDOSe excluded standardize its children by forcing them to accept instruc- tion from public teachers only. The child is not a mere iyheiit7ouowirecosnize-and prepare him MARSHALL DEAD AT WASHINGTON XTRA m piii mi; rorirr dkcikionn WASIIIXiTON, (AP) Tho "Trndc AsNiMlntlon" iiirthixl of o operatlon within gri'at Industries nns upheld by tlio supreme court Icnlny over tlm proti'st of tho fed eral gmeninient, Lnying down the principles of fnr reaching Itnpor- tanra to kid buslnrsH world, tho court decided iteltliin the CVnicnt .Mnnufacttiri'rs Pmlit tivc AsMM'la Hon nor tlm Maplo l-'Iooriiig Mnnu factunrs AswM-lathm was invalid under thu nntl-trirM laws. WASHINGTON, AP) Stnlcs ennnot validly collect miieninnci- tWH IflMMI grONH CHtlttCH IlOt n- tl'ly l.K-atl within their bonlcrs, the supremo court held today. SIX MIM.RS HIIJ,i;i IIIK.MINGIIA.M. Aln. (AP) Six white niiners vm killed last night tn n mine accident al Hoper, Ala., .reports lo tlm Utile Cahnha tool company, owner or tim mine, said. .said. 1 tenth Is bellewd lo bnn been caiiMt by the accumulation of black damp In tho unused heading of the mine, which the men were MIh1K. 'I beiv wens no explo- Adverse Reports Due On Muscle Shoals WASHINGTON ( Ry the Associ ated Prens Adverse reports up on the- proposed leasing of power at Muscle Shoals are expected to he recommended to t he war de part mini by t he M usde Shoals eouimlsf ion. ati i;.n oi m; con vi;mio He. Murphy, aceompu tiled bv Mrs. Murphy and sou Jack, are spending the week In Portland. Hr. Murphy Is attending a stale den ial convention. He retmme his rtgular practise in La Grtndc af ter the first of next Week. LA i.RA.MH: I AHV ,N AMI H HAI.K.H. Oni. (AP) Gov-rnor Pbree today appolnletj members of the stale board of Cosmetic Therapy KiuinlneiH and the State board of chlropldtstri, criMted by the last legiHtature. The appoint -men hi tni'lude Mrs. K. Lip II ' Hai. Lu Grande, on the cosmetic buu rd. pnfnivino. tho Dmimn lw measures relative to primary ... . oiten neretoiore pointea out, reasonable relation to Some , . , . any general power Of State tO for : additional obligations" WASHINGTON (Hy tho As sociated Vmm) Thonuis Riley Marshall, war time vltv prsldeiit of the Cnltcd States, tllcil hero today. Ho iMi.ssed away nt tho New W II land hotel wheit ho has Intui III several days with a cold and heart aXfii'tlon. larsliaU's deafa rosidtiyl from A reeiirrvitco of a heart attack which he stiffeml a woek ago. Tho end oamo nnexpi'texlly ns ho had shown ImpntvoiiMMit In the Inst week. W licit death enmn )io was sitting- tip hi ImxI rending n Iflhlo. Only oiio nurse was at his iKMlslde, Suddenly crnnipllng down upon tho pillows, he passed away without a wonl, npiuuvnt ly wltbout pain. . 1'entn.tlvo plans bnvo liecn made for hiirlol nt Mnrlon, Ind. Secretary Weeks Is "Not So Good" Today IIOSTON (Ry the Associated Press) Secretary Weeks passed o restless night, physicians announc ed today. His general condition is described us "not so good." Robbers Loot Cicero Bank of Large Sum CHICAGO (My tlm Associated Press) Klve robbers held up and virtually cleaned the Raker Hi ate hank In Clecro of all nvniiahic eash that Roishevist propaganda was CHtltnated at llft.Olia, today. They responsible for the Students' d''tll cscHpcrl In mi automobile, onstration. Efficiency Bureau Is Not "Too Efficient" (Ry Charles P. Stewart) WASHINGTON ( NKA Special) The efficiency expert was a city jdweller. The couiilry was new to i him. I R shocked him, too Its Ineffl icleney did. The, cows. In particu lar! There was u punt i) refill of 'them. They roved about nimensly. I hey'd eat. grasn for uwhUe on u funny slope in the early morn. As noon dn w on, they'd walk clear to the other end or the pasture and eai In I he shade of some trees. No system about It ill all! I "If those cows," suld the effi ciency expert, "would line up In a umue. and cut rig tit along, Hie i way a lawn mower runs, and then j e.it back, a parallel, adjoining Ihwath, they'd get a heap more food lllwll UUUII I DECISION IS MADE TODAY Compulsory Educational Law Declared to Be Unconstitutional LONG FIGHT IN COURTS IS ENDED Ruling Is That Oregon Cannot Compel Chil dren to Attend Its Pub- he Schools. WASHINGTON Iy tho Asso ciated Press). On-iron lost lit Ilia supreme court today Its right to ro,"'K4 '""n nttend public omiK-l ehools. schools. In educational nnd rellKlous cir cles keener and wider Interest wts shown In the attack upon the con stitutionality of tho Oreon public "h i"; ,tZfhZ T." I premo court in recent years. ,'l,tP niot atatos, Oregon 1ms a 'compulsory cducutton law which ; requires children to attend school. und Prescribe tho course of study. itttions has not been seriously i'nonea in the courts, nut in IV'it the voters of Oregon, HA.&oG to 1OS.0S5, went u step further, and enacted a law under which children between tho ages of 8 and with i smiu exceptions', would 'after September. 192(1, b r e 1 1 u I r o d to uttend "public" schools. Suits I trough I I'runptly Opponents of this step charged that the law was due to the ac tivity of the Ku KIux Klan. Suits were- promptly brought in the fed eral district court by the Society of the Sisters of tho Holy Names of Jesus and . Mary, conducting parochial schools, and by the Hill Military academy, a private school. (Continued on Page Four.) HHANOHAI (Ry tho Associated Press) New outbreaks In the Jap an isu spinning mills strike agita tion continued today, resulting in the killing of four more Chinese students, bringing tho total dead to Hi since, the rioting started but unlay. In the latest Outbreak the Sikh police fired Into tho crowd of demonstrators, mortally wounding one student.- The rioting spread to the main business section. A clash between the police and the disturb ing element, resulted In wounding more than 20 agitators. An afternoon outbreak followed Ihe sporadic disturbances through out the morning during which tho foreign police patrol, armed with sabres and rides, puraded through the streets. The total numbir wounded thus far Is given at UK. Including sev eral known to be mortally wound- ed. Three Russian agitators were ar retted today. The police charged .fr a lot h-sa exercise, and natur- jully they'd give more milk. I The efficiency expert undertook :lo make the cows do this. Rut be worried the cows so, und had 'em 'ealing grass on 1he boiling hot. ( hillside at noon, und in the chilly shade of tin- trees, ut dewy eve, and they gave LKSS milk. I ... 'Thls parable." suld a liurrussed government employe, "shows how the federal bureau of efficiency works. It works In conjunction I with the procrastination board. "I mean to say the classification hoard. The procrastination board t what we call t lii governmental dung. (Continued on Page Sight) Br KILLED IN JAP RIOTS 4