La Grande evening observer. (La Grande, Or.) 1904-1959, June 21, 1924, Image 12

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Newspaper Page TextPAGE TWELVE Saturday. June 21, 192-1. THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER IN, I UN AND BASEBALL , Il- I I itra I j. Itaiilc) ; If you remember, In hi Hundnv was u beautiful tiny. A typical Oregon June day, t If you But In I In? sun. you reciicd "Oh, what is ho rare as u day etc.' If you wtt in the shade, yon iccltcd, "Oh. I feel o hart- on thh day- etc.' Ah 1 Hat in tint shad' iv Slh shivers running down mv spine, a La Grande inun you all Hnow, rather short, rather stoui, rather scant of hair, slojipcd nl m Bat.-. "Why. howdy," I greeted Mm. f "Oh, Airs, said In-, "how tin In liujipy? I inn ho unhappy iy wife Just dot a not understand UK'." "li-ar Lord." said I tn tin- l.nrd Caesarian Triplets For Sale j New modern five-room lun;:i (uw, full basement, with furnace, li a id wood flour In living rooin dud dining loom, biilUln ward robe and oilier built-in feature.'!. Kitchen Is unusually well IfKtit fd. Cement walks. ThlH Is un attractive house for $4,nio. a mall payment nnd rental pay ments give yOU pOSSCSSlOll. ; Hix-rooin modern house, n paved struct, furnace, lawn, t recti, tit good condition. Kor 4.fini.r,o Monthly payment f 35, including Interest Modern fivo-room house, fur nished, for $n.K)u, $srn ush, bui anca ut $ii5 per month. - A splendid buy In a modern well built buntfulow with furntion, garage, cement runway, on paved licet, cIoho In. Kor $&uuO. i A splendid modern home tr ll'Sr.O. $400 cash. Geo. H.Currey "BEAIrOB" Ur EMale Ixwiui Insurancr JUST OUT1 What? Grand Eagles Cigars Sweet and Mild Made of liigli-grndu to bacco, luiij; filler. 3 Sizes Wholesale, only Win. H. Lay den, Mfr. 1517 Madison Ave. 4. : I 5- JUji V was too polile to auk him the same, but I thought It. i:ight (hen, one of the men got liceved ut llu umpire, and cussed him. Gnat HruU. How Die um pire Iftlkt d to him. He Hhook tils liMtid midi-r tin man's now and man ualki-d off and -m-vi-r t-vt-n Hlajip-d Mm, Which jimt ;os to prove tluit you t-an't monki-y with Ihe umpire or Hawi anybody In nu thorlly.' I know. Om-o I I n poIU-t-inan. Mr. X didn't llk Hint umpire. lie had been Juwinif about Mm one Hided If I hey were surer of their belts." I received a. scornful look. ".Mrs. It." sild he. solemnly, "I think that you are stupid." This was a blow to me, for only a pretty woman can be Htupld and fp-t away with It. "And." he continued, "It Is u pleasure to m to take Airs. X to a ball KJime. Sho underutunds It. If ou don't mind, 1 think I'll go now. Khe may be home and won der whero I am, and I wouldn't want her to see mo here wlih you. She mltfht mlHuuderHlund me. I'll more thriftily than u locksmith and 'electrician who lias Just opened a shop in Seventh Avenue. The cn ttint facade of bis store is Just 'eighteen inches wide, and he gels Hie use of It for $15 a month: Klve. feet back from the side walk the shop widens to three feet, allowing room for a drill press In addition to machine by which keys are made white you wait. Custom ers, howev-r, must do the waiting ou tliu sidewalk. will be replaced by dlalrlct Judges' methods in manufacturing process IIOIUIHK pe rum i it-m. turn jurisdiction moro extensive than any formerly exercised by the judges of the counly couris. every hide while, and now he Just ,un It,"" home." up and yelled, "Kill the I'mp." "Oh. shush, wife like him' "Who?" asked he. "Why. Ill nip. No, she docsn'l," he That will be a homo run. won't cried. "Does your I asked. "It Is the first one wo have had this afteiyioon." He left. Cured. 11 was Indiges tion, just us I wild. As for me, I Mrs. liuth Davhulf, 2, became mother of tilplHs at Biuloy Hosplt;ir Waf;hiiu:ion, D. C, through n CarHailan operation. This is one of th lew instan'-cs in incdieal hiistoi y wiiero triplets mio thus born and nl thifc are lint hcilthy biilies as the pl'.turu bIiowj. They Ui bclntf bs by Mibs Unil Ab.CuiHey. huiilal nun.u 1 III I lint i in ni i rols and hhsilv, NtoteH, tents, ntilnnmhllo IhiU, riiiiip ifiltts, tfilMilillO trtilip stoCf. Cult inl l:'.aiiilnc Tliciti F. L. LILLY llnrtlwAre I'hune Main 85 Ask Your (iioccr 1'or a dozen Assorted Cookies they satisfy. Gwilll iams Electric Bakery "Another one. He's Rot it too." Cut to him I said, "Ah. piffle. What have you I n ealliiK? Have you tried .Milk of .Magnesia?" .This In my unfailing remedy for all men when they start lo complain, be 11 alio. it wives ,r other miseries. No. no," groaned he. "This i I he real thing. .My wife nils " "Tut, tul, my good man." I re plied," for having n misunderstood male of my own roaming it t large. I a I ways put suit on talk of t h lit kind. Hut I decided right then whul 1 would do. Now, listen," I purred, "A wlfi who doesn't undersland Is a ter rible affliction. You poor, dem man," . How his face lighted. He w a finding a woman who understood. You Jus) bet she did. "We will ko to the ball game," I continued. and you can explain it to me, 'nnd I will do my best to understund you," I meant the game, and he. being a man. thought I meant himself. He tuickly suld that he would be delighted to go with me. We arrived a little late. The grand stand was crowded, but in terest In the game was lout for n full minute. Onehair of the people murmured. "There's .Mrs. It. I won- ler where her husband Is'.'" Since urn-half of the world ain't sup posed to know how the other hulf lives, wo refused to answer. MUed the grand stand, all bill the little fenced in places in front over which a slgnt hung, saying iiii cents extra. ' r;vt ryim.iy in Hie grand win ml looked real nice ami decent, so I t hough ( perhaps the people in the fenced places had to pay extra In order lo be allowed llnre at all, hut on looking them lover 1 saw an undertaker, a mil- llonalre and several I'resbyterlans ! I hut I knew (by sight ). so that evl Ulently was mil the reason, j J often wonder If the Lord h:is jlcncn all parked out with lit 1 1 ' .fenced In places, with "Ut cent ex jlra," hanging over them. I hup , not. I've always liked Ht. I'ete. hut jwheii think or Mm slipping thos lirty cent pieces Into the pocket of i IiIh shining robe, Ms halo seems to ! fade, i , Mr. X Informed me (hal .the dia- I luolid was before me. I hnd't'i , lake his word for tl.tihiee I couldn't locale it. He told ine that lite sand bags sea tiered around were laiseN; tho man wtlh the cage over IiIh face anil Hie chi nl prnleetor on Mm front, was the umpire; tint) I could tell the dllTel'elil pl.-iyes Ir, III" n times on I heir ehenis; If a iimn run all around the tl Id and hit a sand bag every tune, tl 'r. liione rtlli: if Holiieluxly hit him Iwtlh the hall while he ntn. II ns ; IiIh hard luck: w Inn the nun h:d all trt d tn run around and In;: Mhe sand bagH, II was an inning, jiind lunltigs were dMdd Into two parts, the home teiim and the vlnl turs: that the nun Ktandmg neat-'tei-ed around loose like, wen- field ers, hccuiitfc limy were standing In a field: the pitcher threw Ih,. hull; the catcher caught it and the but ter hatted It. (Head eay to re . member that). Also, I was to keep my eyo on the umpire, since tie wiim generally a simp and. tor the love of Mike lo yell tor my i home ten in and not for I he M jlors, for he ilidnl want to be dt-H-rraced In public by a fool vtoimin who didn't know a dm n thing about t he game and - "How come?' asked I. "ttnn't hung me yet. (;i lite a ehanee I got all oiir orders from the1 llfHt." To tell the truth, evell alter Jill ih-H evphilning there wen many things happened that wrc mxster tes to me. Hum ball rfte-uibh s prli iMghtU'g In .some way, only it b 'more refined and s'vlir-h to look ut The veiling t the name. When the people were pleitNd With a man iti. V would yell- -"(iood bov. An-lv Wale' votirs-'lt." Mvervbndv to en you, Charley." This last statement utl),, t., fri Kvci though Charley might be a vevx e ! ner(, I. b. tng a married holy !l would be entirely against Co m i-i ie--lu.h- me In tiiut "ever body." If the p nple were nut oleiise,) with a man. well, what thy called him the city ordlmutet furbid tin- repenting, and ivn I object, and I'm nol a very striet IV.-sMterlau either "I think.' sabl I to mv friend who was alt peppi'd up and not e oil unbappy, "I think that the fh-bt lt on the wrong nbb' of (hi. batters Most of the bit 11k to over their backs and either hit the m llitig or rkid up on the root " Sulf rln' ruts." snorted he. - Tlo fh Id Is where p belongs. Can't vnu wnleh the game"." I could yes, but why waste Mine when there were so many other thing to watch, There wan the umpire A fat. little man, who pos! tike v Wlils'h or Ibe I l- isti. r tv'tnlhtv sailed "Low's Awakening." lUs po sition w un perfect but he had on loo many chit lies. Just to be sociable," I asked Mr. X. "are we winning?' - "My god," snapped he. "Oon'I you know anything? This is Un fits) half of the sixth Inning. Watch the board." I wanted lo tell him to keep his shirt on, but this wouldn't have1 been polite mid I believe In every-j nouy neing polite, especially grnsH widilli-s. It sounded to me like a real estate notice. The first hall of the S.K. quarter of the sixth section etc. I finally located the blackboard wit h many zeros, and some two's and one's on if. I nev er could do much with figures, nor even enough to find out what the grocery hill was,' so how could 1 keep this hoard straight with a boy changing l every little while. 1 didn't ask .Mr. X any more about It, for he talked to me just like n husband, and 1 let hint alone. At this lime a man stepped up to .hat. but lie had his bat bandaged with black tape, so that he could tell which bat, was his, und do you 'kllOW. IheV made him lake off tin. banduge right before everybody. I could tell he fell awful had, for he might fuse his bat and It looked like an extra good one lo me. "Mr. X," said I, very meek. "What made (hem do Hint?" Mr. X was very busy looking nt a bobhcil hatred lady from Pasco and enmo to wilh n vnrnnt si an t "Whal tho , Vr, what do you want? Why in thunder can't you hut nn nnd wtiteh fha gnme?" piled. "I want you lo know Hint "!,a nJuvu the gam, till but one my wife likes me." (Cancelled ? in,n- A nutn behind me kept wlp l.ord, no. Jest a nmn. inK ,,H f,,', on ""reus. I "Then, wi.v kin i.h,.. i .....! .!llink a ,ot of lh;u Jw ,,nJ ly There Is only one way now that you ciin kill n man and get away t.,,jr.n with your car. It is no fault of , Zlif' rn,y"ll1 ,h" f1"1" " omrH If Vn 1. I, iuuiii! 1 IIIOIIKIII Ol mixuphislnsldes. Outside of that. f thv 0,"mt,rll you have to plead Insanity, higher - ' ..,,., .. "'Twas ever thus, since childhood's All I received for this oration was silent contempt from Mr. X for which I wus duly thankful. "I'o you know. Mr. X, I think thai elastic In the tops of men's trousers instead of belts, would bo much belter. They all seem quite j worried over the staying up wear It on special occasions, such as baseball games, prize fights and day, I always get it In the neck; t willy forth so brlghl and gay, - And come back home a total wreck." -New York's Xiiimw4 Store. SJKW YORK. (Al1) High renls of have caused cramping in New York those trousers and as a suggestion both ;t dwellings and In business of safety firsl, I give elastic. I buildings: but It Is doubtful whelh- lon't think the gum- would be so or anyone has solved the problem It 1 UT 7..' zAfew lorker Leave, Chicago 12s45 P.M. . (Dr.rbflrn S.tlonl Arrive! Nnv York hu day) Ss45 P. M. (1'Kmuyl.ania Sution) OVER a new and scenic route ' by daylight. A convenient and comfortable train. Arrives at Pennsylvania station in the heart of New York. A. II. HOIiTltOI', Clly liw. A(tl. Tlilnl St. T-1 nrdwy 5:tM) . IMrtlanil, Orogoii. Hrano Trunk Railway System Canadian National Railways System J Lehigh Valley ailroaa 'I'Iicm' i;ciir-.on 1'iirtv I PURITY BREAD In the making of our bread we use only the best western hard wheat, pure cane sugar, sweet milk, pure kettle-rendered leaf 'ard, pure Worcester Dairy salt There fore a superior product. : Tryit La Grande Bakery K. J. PURITY BREAD McWilliams SUPERFINE BREAD ft mil l,n ;ramlc in i-rrivt daily lo Sept. I I hull ri'Iuni limit Oct. :tl, HUM. Mip-mcr privileges gobi'L; anil t-clnrnlng. (.'all. us by phono and bt us make all your ar rangements, it coslfc mi more and w ill na e your aluable time. J. II. Kecncy AKtlU More Batlery Service (Vllnliihl und olbcr smiiosMioiis an iims! us lusiilnHuii In a liinlusl iiuiiilH-r tif batteries, rort Oi-rnul (sxlnr vntoti sii Hraltirs a if accepted by pracllcnlly nil lnnniifaiiiii-crs an tliu most Miron, toii;hcsl nnd irdiunl IiimiIiiHoii. . m-iioi is it.vri i;HY si:itvici; i;ur; haiti;uy iivn;miToics Main FRED T. BURGESS 123 1308 Jefferson Ave. M Oil HAL BOHNENKAMP Ounoml Director FIFTH AT SPRING STREET f This Institution- while never featuring prices as the principal attniction, it is a fact that the matter of pricj is novenied by your desire and ability to purchase and a com parison of prices is invited. Service, dependable and beautiful merchandise, a thor oughly modern and convenient funeral chapel and above all else the personnel and equip ment to properly and reverent ly handle all details. I-idy Attendant, fcSSifV Ireland's Ancient Judiciary fill-en Way 'I'o New System IH lil.IN. VAi') At the comple tion of the Haste p Law Sittings, the entire Jrlsh Judicial system, has d on Hie model of the Itritish which has prevailed In Ireland for many centuries, disappeared. There will be no more lords chan cellors or lord chief juslifi;ind the place of lord chief justice will fall to tin occupant of the office, of chairman of the supreme . court. There will bo no morn judges' of assize throughout the country. They La Grande Mattress Shop and Weaving Works ' Mattresses of all kinds cleaned and rebuilt; Feather Renovating; Hag and Kluff Rugs made to ordar and for sale. Carpet and Hug Clean ing. Licensed Fumlgator Factory I'honc 253-W CIIAS. EHWAHDS, l'rop. i:uropc Seek-. St a mlan li ill fon. i'K.GLTli (Al) An internation al congress Is lo be held here July 21-14 for agreeing upon scientific I Thlrtyelght technical and indus trial corpora Hons- have been invit ed to send delegates. It is expect ed that a permnnent organisation will rctm U which will be. Instru mental In bringing about un inter national standardization of lueth-. ods. ' ' You Get More Battery Willard Batteries with Threaded Rubber Insula tion cost no more to buy than many wood-insulated batteries - . ' And they save you the re insulation charge which is so common toother batteries. Sav. LlltUAmp.r.1 "It i trout.,., out of tn. lot with Will.nl Thr.Hd Rukkw Baturr." HIE ll.'-ri:ilY KI.IXTKIO si;hvice CO. UlKlilon Jln.hlllo Vui'k lllclj;. i:til WnstliliiKiun Ave. IMiono Jliiln STORAGE BATTERIES II for the figure in dined to stoutness Exquisite! Very lightly boned permits ahsoluto freedom of waistline. Uvcry. 1-a Camltlo means "Heauty and Com furl. Too" for lis wearer. Tho pat ented Vcntilo feature makes La Camilla astonishingly comfort able. A full lino of the different models always on hand. Mrs. RobL Pattison Coraettera IMiouu Mnln 6l' Apt. 10, Ituw l oli j Illdc. KINDLY CONSULT YOUR New Telephone Directory Before Calling Numbers. This will aid us in giving, you a more " i efficient sen'ice. Home Independent , : Telephone Co. ; 100 Pure Lard . , MT. KMII.Y llltAM) B 7.-M-; IIC.h. j. $1.50 At nil markets and tprwvrj slums The Grande Ronde Meat Co. m m 1 .tt?.VS;i Hi. To do more, much more, for the be. reaved family than they expect of u.s. Is., the.. scnLiinent with which we as sume each respons ibility that la en trusted to us. Wo Understand. KNOIXatASS A ZIMMKH.MAN L'n dor takers Ambulance Scrvlc IMiono Main 03 . "Rest while you iron" With The UTENCO 1U0 Ironer . IKONS EVERYTHING NO 'ATTACHMENTS Ask for Demonstration H.and S. ELECTRIC 107 Depot St phone 393-W FURNITURE EXCHANGE We Pay Best Prices for USED FURNITURE Or Will Exchange for New Ed. Donohue 474J Fir & Jefferson We Have The ' QUICK MEAL OIL STOVES Equipped with the Lor ain high - speed burner. Skala Hdw. Company riionc Main 33 Itoi'uch Uld'. irrL nrininnn dtAuinuu HYATT Ollg IF ANlNOfl NEW DEPARTURE NEW DEPARTURE Hyatt and Timkcn Connecting Rod und Main Bearings -ii uuius - springs - Gears A full line of Replacement Parts ( Leighton's Welding & Machine Works . -... : .... (Automotive parts)