PAGE TWELVE
Saturday. June 21, 192-1.
THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
IN, I UN
AND BASEBALL
, Il- I I itra I j. Itaiilc)
; If you remember, In hi Hundnv
was u beautiful tiny. A typical
Oregon June day,
t If you But In I In? sun. you reciicd
"Oh, what is ho rare as u day
etc.' If you wtt in the shade, yon
iccltcd, "Oh. I feel o hart- on thh
day- etc.' Ah 1 Hat in tint shad'
iv Slh shivers running down mv
spine, a La Grande inun you all
Hnow, rather short, rather stoui,
rather scant of hair, slojipcd nl m
Bat.-.
"Why. howdy," I greeted Mm.
f "Oh, Airs, said In-, "how tin
In liujipy? I inn ho unhappy
iy wife Just dot a not understand
UK'."
"li-ar Lord." said I tn tin- l.nrd
Caesarian Triplets
For Sale
j New modern five-room lun;:i
(uw, full basement, with furnace,
li a id wood flour In living rooin
dud dining loom, biilUln ward
robe and oilier built-in feature.'!.
Kitchen Is unusually well IfKtit
fd. Cement walks. ThlH Is un
attractive house for $4,nio. a
mall payment nnd rental pay
ments give yOU pOSSCSSlOll.
; Hix-rooin modern house, n
paved struct, furnace, lawn, t recti,
tit good condition. Kor 4.fini.r,o
Monthly payment f 35, including
Interest
Modern fivo-room house, fur
nished, for $n.K)u, $srn ush, bui
anca ut $ii5 per month.
- A splendid buy In a modern
well built buntfulow with furntion,
garage, cement runway, on paved
licet, cIoho In. Kor $&uuO.
i A splendid modern home tr
ll'Sr.O. $400 cash.
Geo. H.Currey
"BEAIrOB"
Ur EMale Ixwiui Insurancr
JUST OUT1
What?
Grand Eagles
Cigars
Sweet and Mild
Made of liigli-grndu to
bacco, luiij; filler.
3 Sizes
Wholesale, only
Win. H. Lay den, Mfr.
1517 Madison Ave.
4. : I
5- JUji V
was too polile to auk him the same,
but I thought It.
i:ight (hen, one of the men got
liceved ut llu umpire, and cussed
him. Gnat HruU. How Die um
pire Iftlkt d to him. He Hhook tils
liMtid midi-r tin man's now and
man ualki-d off and -m-vi-r t-vt-n
Hlajip-d Mm, Which jimt ;os to
prove tluit you t-an't monki-y with
Ihe umpire or Hawi anybody In nu
thorlly.' I know. Om-o I I n
poIU-t-inan.
Mr. X didn't llk Hint umpire.
lie had been Juwinif about Mm
one Hided If I hey were surer of
their belts."
I received a. scornful look. ".Mrs.
It." sild he. solemnly, "I think that
you are stupid." This was a blow
to me, for only a pretty woman
can be Htupld and fp-t away with It.
"And." he continued, "It Is u
pleasure to m to take Airs. X to
a ball KJime. Sho underutunds It.
If ou don't mind, 1 think I'll go
now. Khe may be home and won
der whero I am, and I wouldn't
want her to see mo here wlih you.
She mltfht mlHuuderHlund me. I'll
more thriftily than u locksmith and
'electrician who lias Just opened a
shop in Seventh Avenue. The cn
ttint facade of bis store is Just
'eighteen inches wide, and he gels
Hie use of It for $15 a month:
Klve. feet back from the side
walk the shop widens to three feet,
allowing room for a drill press In
addition to machine by which keys
are made white you wait. Custom
ers, howev-r, must do the waiting
ou tliu sidewalk.
will be replaced by dlalrlct Judges' methods in manufacturing process
IIOIUIHK pe rum i it-m. turn
jurisdiction moro extensive than
any formerly exercised by the
judges of the counly couris.
every hide while, and now he Just ,un It,"" home."
up and yelled, "Kill the I'mp."
"Oh. shush,
wife like him'
"Who?" asked he. "Why. Ill
nip. No, she docsn'l," he
That will be a homo run. won't
cried. "Does your I asked. "It Is the first one wo
have had this afteiyioon."
He left. Cured. 11 was Indiges
tion, just us I wild. As for me, I
Mrs. liuth Davhulf, 2, became mother of tilplHs at Biuloy Hosplt;ir
Waf;hiiu:ion, D. C, through n CarHailan operation. This is one of th
lew instan'-cs in incdieal hiistoi y wiiero triplets mio thus born and nl
thifc are lint hcilthy biilies as the pl'.turu bIiowj. They Ui bclntf bs
by Mibs Unil Ab.CuiHey. huiilal nun.u
1
III
I lint i in ni i rols and hhsilv,
NtoteH, tents, ntilnnmhllo
IhiU, riiiiip ifiltts, tfilMilillO
trtilip stoCf.
Cult inl l:'.aiiilnc Tliciti
F. L. LILLY
llnrtlwAre
I'hune Main 85
Ask Your (iioccr
1'or a dozen Assorted
Cookies they satisfy.
Gwilll
iams
Electric
Bakery
"Another one. He's Rot it too."
Cut to him I said, "Ah. piffle. What
have you I n ealliiK? Have you
tried .Milk of .Magnesia?" .This In
my unfailing remedy for all men
when they start lo complain, be 11
alio. it wives ,r other miseries.
No. no," groaned he. "This i
I he real thing. .My wife nils "
"Tut, tul, my good man." I re
plied," for having n misunderstood
male of my own roaming it t large.
I a I ways put suit on talk of t h lit
kind. Hut I decided right then
whul 1 would do.
Now, listen," I purred, "A wlfi
who doesn't undersland Is a ter
rible affliction. You poor, dem
man," .
How his face lighted. He w a
finding a woman who understood.
You Jus) bet she did. "We will
ko to the ball game," I continued.
and you can explain it to me, 'nnd
I will do my best to understund
you," I meant the game, and he.
being a man. thought I meant
himself. He tuickly suld that he
would be delighted to go with me.
We arrived a little late. The
grand stand was crowded, but in
terest In the game was lout for n
full minute. Onehair of the people
murmured. "There's .Mrs. It. I won-
ler where her husband Is'.'" Since
urn-half of the world ain't sup
posed to know how the other hulf
lives, wo refused to answer.
MUed the grand stand, all bill
the little fenced in places in front
over which a slgnt hung, saying
iiii cents extra. ' r;vt ryim.iy in
Hie grand win ml looked real nice
ami decent, so I t hough ( perhaps
the people in the fenced places had
to pay extra In order lo be allowed
llnre at all, hut on looking them
lover 1 saw an undertaker, a mil-
llonalre and several I'resbyterlans
! I hut I knew (by sight ). so that evl
Ulently was mil the reason,
j J often wonder If the Lord h:is
jlcncn all parked out with lit 1 1 '
.fenced In places, with "Ut cent ex
jlra," hanging over them. I hup
, not. I've always liked Ht. I'ete. hut
jwheii think or Mm slipping thos
lirty cent pieces Into the pocket of
i IiIh shining robe, Ms halo seems to
! fade,
i , Mr. X Informed me (hal .the dia-
I luolid was before me. I hnd't'i
, lake his word for tl.tihiee I couldn't
locale it. He told ine that lite
sand bags sea tiered around were
laiseN; tho man wtlh the cage over
IiIh face anil Hie chi nl prnleetor on
Mm front, was the umpire; tint) I
could tell the dllTel'elil pl.-iyes Ir,
III" n times on I heir ehenis; If a
iimn run all around the tl Id and
hit a sand bag every tune, tl
'r. liione rtlli: if Holiieluxly hit him
Iwtlh the hall while he ntn. II ns
; IiIh hard luck: w Inn the nun h:d
all trt d tn run around and In;:
Mhe sand bagH, II was an inning,
jiind lunltigs were dMdd Into two
parts, the home teiim and the vlnl
turs: that the nun Ktandmg neat-'tei-ed
around loose like, wen- field
ers, hccuiitfc limy were standing In
a field: the pitcher threw Ih,. hull;
the catcher caught it and the but
ter hatted It. (Head eay to re
. member that). Also, I was to
keep my eyo on the umpire, since
tie wiim generally a simp and. tor
the love of Mike lo yell tor my
i home ten in and not for I he M
jlors, for he ilidnl want to be dt-H-rraced
In public by a fool vtoimin
who didn't know a dm n thing about
t he game and -
"How come?' asked I. "ttnn't
hung me yet. (;i lite a ehanee
I got all oiir orders from the1
llfHt."
To tell the truth, evell alter Jill
ih-H evphilning there wen many
things happened that wrc mxster
tes to me. Hum ball rfte-uibh s prli
iMghtU'g In .some way, only it b
'more refined and s'vlir-h to look ut
The veiling t the name. When the
people were pleitNd With a man
iti. V would yell- -"(iood bov. An-lv
Wale' votirs-'lt." Mvervbndv to en
you, Charley." This last statement
utl),, t., fri Kvci
though Charley might be a vevx
e ! ner(, I. b. tng a married holy
!l would be entirely against Co
m i-i ie--lu.h- me In tiiut "ever
body." If the p nple were nut
oleiise,) with a man. well, what
thy called him the city ordlmutet
furbid tin- repenting, and ivn I
object, and I'm nol a very striet
IV.-sMterlau either
"I think.' sabl I to mv friend
who was alt peppi'd up and not e
oil unbappy, "I think that the fh-bt
lt on the wrong nbb' of (hi. batters
Most of the bit 11k to over their
backs and either hit the m llitig or
rkid up on the root "
Sulf rln' ruts." snorted he. - Tlo
fh Id Is where p belongs. Can't
vnu wnleh the game"." I could
yes, but why waste Mine when there
were so many other thing to
watch, There wan the umpire A
fat. little man, who pos! tike v
Wlils'h or Ibe I l- isti. r tv'tnlhtv
sailed "Low's Awakening." lUs po
sition w un perfect but he had on
loo many chit lies.
Just to be sociable," I asked Mr.
X. "are we winning?'
- "My god," snapped he. "Oon'I
you know anything? This is Un
fits) half of the sixth Inning. Watch
the board."
I wanted lo tell him to keep his
shirt on, but this wouldn't have1
been polite mid I believe In every-j
nouy neing polite, especially grnsH
widilli-s. It sounded to me like a
real estate notice. The first hall
of the S.K. quarter of the sixth
section etc. I finally located the
blackboard wit h many zeros, and
some two's and one's on if. I nev
er could do much with figures, nor
even enough to find out what the
grocery hill was,' so how could 1
keep this hoard straight with a boy
changing l every little while. 1
didn't ask .Mr. X any more about
It, for he talked to me just like
n husband, and 1 let hint alone.
At this lime a man stepped up to
.hat. but lie had his bat bandaged
with black tape, so that he could
tell which bat, was his, und do you
'kllOW. IheV made him lake off tin.
banduge right before everybody. I
could tell he fell awful had, for he
might fuse his bat and It looked
like an extra good one lo me.
"Mr. X," said I, very meek.
"What made (hem do Hint?"
Mr. X was very busy looking nt
a bobhcil hatred lady from Pasco
and enmo to wilh n vnrnnt si an t
"Whal tho , Vr, what do you
want? Why in thunder can't you
hut nn nnd wtiteh fha gnme?"
piled. "I want you lo know Hint "!,a nJuvu the gam, till but one
my wife likes me." (Cancelled ? in,n- A nutn behind me kept wlp
l.ord, no. Jest a nmn. inK ,,H f,,', on ""reus. I
"Then, wi.v kin i.h,.. i .....! .!llink a ,ot of lh;u Jw ,,nJ ly
There Is only one way now that
you ciin kill n man and get away t.,,jr.n
with your car. It is no fault of , Zlif' rn,y"ll1 ,h" f1"1" "
omrH If Vn 1. I, iuuiii! 1 IIIOIIKIII Ol
mixuphislnsldes. Outside of that. f thv 0,"mt,rll
you have to plead Insanity, higher - '
..,,., .. "'Twas ever thus, since childhood's
All I received for this oration
was silent contempt from Mr. X
for which I wus duly thankful.
"I'o you know. Mr. X, I think
thai elastic In the tops of men's
trousers instead of belts, would bo
much belter. They all seem quite
j worried over the staying up
wear It on special occasions, such
as baseball games, prize fights and
day,
I always get it In the neck;
t willy forth so brlghl and gay,
- And come back home a total
wreck."
-New York's Xiiimw4 Store.
SJKW YORK. (Al1) High renls
of have caused cramping in New York
those trousers and as a suggestion both ;t dwellings and In business
of safety firsl, I give elastic. I buildings: but It Is doubtful whelh-
lon't think the gum- would be so or anyone has solved the problem
It
1 UT
7..'
zAfew lorker
Leave, Chicago 12s45 P.M.
.
(Dr.rbflrn S.tlonl
Arrive! Nnv York hu day) Ss45 P. M.
(1'Kmuyl.ania Sution)
OVER a new and scenic route '
by daylight. A convenient
and comfortable train. Arrives at
Pennsylvania station in the heart
of New York.
A. II. HOIiTltOI', Clly liw. A(tl.
Tlilnl St. T-1 nrdwy 5:tM)
. IMrtlanil, Orogoii.
Hrano Trunk Railway System
Canadian National Railways System J
Lehigh Valley ailroaa
'I'Iicm' i;ciir-.on 1'iirtv I
PURITY BREAD
In the making of our bread we use only
the best western hard wheat, pure cane
sugar, sweet milk, pure kettle-rendered leaf
'ard, pure Worcester Dairy salt There
fore a superior product.
: Tryit
La Grande Bakery
K. J.
PURITY BREAD
McWilliams
SUPERFINE BREAD
ft mil l,n ;ramlc in i-rrivt
daily lo Sept. I I hull
ri'Iuni limit Oct. :tl, HUM.
Mip-mcr privileges gobi'L;
anil t-clnrnlng.
(.'all. us by phono and
bt us make all your ar
rangements, it coslfc mi
more and w ill na e your
aluable time.
J. II. Kecncy
AKtlU
More Batlery Service
(Vllnliihl und olbcr smiiosMioiis an iims! us lusiilnHuii In
a liinlusl iiuiiilH-r tif batteries, rort Oi-rnul (sxlnr vntoti sii
Hraltirs a if accepted by pracllcnlly nil lnnniifaiiiii-crs an tliu
most Miron, toii;hcsl nnd irdiunl IiimiIiiHoii.
. m-iioi is it.vri i;HY si:itvici;
i;ur; haiti;uy iivn;miToics
Main
FRED T. BURGESS
123 1308 Jefferson
Ave.
M Oil
HAL
BOHNENKAMP
Ounoml Director
FIFTH
AT
SPRING
STREET
f
This Institution-
while never featuring prices as
the principal attniction, it is a
fact that the matter of pricj
is novenied by your desire and
ability to purchase and a com
parison of prices is invited.
Service, dependable and
beautiful merchandise, a thor
oughly modern and convenient
funeral chapel and above all
else the personnel and equip
ment to properly and reverent
ly handle all details.
I-idy Attendant, fcSSifV
Ireland's Ancient Judiciary
fill-en Way 'I'o New System
IH lil.IN. VAi') At the comple
tion of the Haste p Law Sittings, the
entire Jrlsh Judicial system, has d
on Hie model of the Itritish which
has prevailed In Ireland for many
centuries, disappeared.
There will be no more lords chan
cellors or lord chief juslifi;ind the
place of lord chief justice will fall
to tin occupant of the office, of
chairman of the supreme . court.
There will bo no morn judges' of
assize throughout the country. They
La Grande
Mattress Shop and
Weaving Works '
Mattresses of all kinds
cleaned and rebuilt; Feather
Renovating; Hag and Kluff
Rugs made to ordar and for
sale. Carpet and Hug Clean
ing. Licensed Fumlgator
Factory I'honc 253-W
CIIAS. EHWAHDS, l'rop.
i:uropc Seek-. St a mlan li ill fon.
i'K.GLTli (Al) An internation
al congress Is lo be held here July
21-14 for agreeing upon scientific I
Thlrtyelght technical and indus
trial corpora Hons- have been invit
ed to send delegates. It is expect
ed that a permnnent organisation
will rctm U which will be. Instru
mental In bringing about un inter
national standardization of lueth-.
ods. ' '
You Get More Battery
Willard Batteries with
Threaded Rubber Insula
tion cost no more to buy
than many wood-insulated
batteries - . '
And they save you the re
insulation charge which is so
common toother batteries.
Sav. LlltUAmp.r.1
"It i
trout.,., out of tn.
lot with Will.nl
Thr.Hd Rukkw
Baturr."
HIE ll.'-ri:ilY KI.IXTKIO si;hvice CO.
UlKlilon Jln.hlllo Vui'k lllclj;.
i:til WnstliliiKiun Ave. IMiono Jliiln
STORAGE
BATTERIES II
for the figure in
dined to
stoutness
Exquisite! Very lightly boned
permits ahsoluto freedom of
waistline. Uvcry. 1-a Camltlo
means "Heauty and Com furl.
Too" for lis wearer. Tho pat
ented Vcntilo feature makes La
Camilla astonishingly comfort
able. A full lino of the different
models always on hand.
Mrs. RobL Pattison
Coraettera
IMiouu Mnln 6l'
Apt. 10, Ituw l oli j Illdc.
KINDLY CONSULT YOUR
New Telephone
Directory
Before Calling Numbers.
This will aid us in giving, you a more
" i efficient sen'ice.
Home Independent
, : Telephone Co. ;
100 Pure Lard
. , MT. KMII.Y llltAM)
B 7.-M-; IIC.h. j. $1.50
At nil markets and tprwvrj slums
The Grande Ronde Meat Co.
m
m
1 .tt?.VS;i
Hi.
To do more, much
more, for the be.
reaved family than
they expect of u.s.
Is., the.. scnLiinent
with which we as
sume each respons
ibility that la en
trusted to us.
Wo Understand.
KNOIXatASS A
ZIMMKH.MAN
L'n dor takers
Ambulance Scrvlc
IMiono Main 03
. "Rest while you iron"
With The
UTENCO
1U0 Ironer .
IKONS EVERYTHING NO 'ATTACHMENTS
Ask for Demonstration
H.and S. ELECTRIC
107 Depot St phone 393-W
FURNITURE EXCHANGE
We Pay Best Prices for
USED FURNITURE
Or Will Exchange for New
Ed. Donohue
474J Fir & Jefferson
We Have The
' QUICK MEAL OIL
STOVES
Equipped with the Lor
ain high - speed burner.
Skala Hdw.
Company
riionc Main 33
Itoi'uch Uld'.
irrL nrininnn
dtAuinuu
HYATT
Ollg IF ANlNOfl
NEW DEPARTURE
NEW DEPARTURE
Hyatt and Timkcn Connecting Rod und Main Bearings
-ii uuius - springs - Gears
A full line of Replacement
Parts (
Leighton's Welding &
Machine Works
. -... : .... (Automotive parts)