La Grande evening observer., July 10, 1923, Image 4

Tuesday. July 10, 1923
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THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
La Grande Evening Observer
AM INDKPKNDENT NEWSPAPER.
Published iy and weekly at I.a
Branae, Crefron, by La UrantlH Kven
lag Observer I'uMinhlntf Company.
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Editorials From
Over the Nation
The Deadly Accelerator.
Springfield Republican: A "human
interest story," if it is considered
onlv with reference to its picturesque
f natures: a near-traeeily of the
times, vieweil in its broader aspects,
comes from New London, Conn. It
concerns the adventure of a temper
amental motorist, roundini? a street
corner, lie was drivinK, it uppears
at hi(ih speed anil in attempting to
slow down stepped on the acceler
ator instead of the brake.
The car, instead of turning:, pro
ceeded on its course into the plate
(rlass window of n store, on the way
in-: kim to tin-: i:ui:iNt;
Brethren. If a nmn In- overtaken
store such an one I., II,.' spirit of : t' ikiK a Ptjlj-striat, and hurling
meekness; cnsiilerliiB !. ir. l-sl,""" 'V ",'T . V. t 1 i -ii 7
thou also he tomnlcil. Gnlallans li:l. suipouiR n ut ne i.u . u r.i
The Radio Preachers
drew u knife ami attempted suicide
by cutting his throat from ear to
ear. He was hurried to the hospital
apparently in a dvinf? conditio:),
hater it developed that the pedes
trian was not seriously hurt. Also
happily that the panic-stricken driv-
It scums every development tends to Lump off the pmeher K Tvei wjuh!
probably recover.
H seems to be in accordance with
the records that a man does not
know what sort of a creature, psy
chologically speaking, he is until a
crisis comes to try his mettle. The
OFFICE CAT
TMAOt MASH
BY JUNIUS
A woman can hold her own an
regards everything but her tonKue.
Living has Increased ti'J per cent In
the last ten years, but it is still worth
living.
nlso tends to do away with the old-time public speaking which
electrified men and women find caused minds to change and em
pires to fall over night
The radio has done it, just as the automobile sent the fill"?
driving horse to the pasture
where is working such drastic changes that shortly nothing will
Le the same as "it used to was
Here is a little comnarison however, that is of interest. At
Ie:;cham President Harding spoke from an old fashioned "speak
el's stand" with no amplifier. At Portland he spoke in Mult
nomah' field with all the latest in amplifiers and other jiggers
The radio in La Grande and else-1 New London driver has doubtless
le'i rued that ne is tne kind ol man
A bride Is a person who thinks his
pipe would look perfectly darling with
a pink ribbon tied on It.
"Ilo It today" Im a good motto but
the chap who can say "I did 'It yes
terday" lias u still better one.
The boy who once wished his dad
had u candy store now has a son who
who would better go slowly in a city wW"-" 1,18 11 n"""r "tation
street to avoid the possibility of ac-l
cident and panic. If there is any Timi Hail! Too Had I
ot her kind of a man. so far as this i There Was u man In Summcrville
obligation is concerned, he is rare who went lo u revival meeting and
lenough to be fairly included in safe- was pressed to repent. He wavered
ty rules applicable lo all. lor a lime and finally arose and said
I'arliculurly caiclul. of course, as "l-'rlcliils. 1 want lo rencnl anil tell
, ., , , ,.,i, jf ,.,.., ,, , 1,,,,,,. ivlmt I ho many real tragedies nave (lemon- now bail J havo been, hut I ilasn't do
iu muj nil. lyn... nun """ i-"v istrateii, should be the driver whose: It when the grand Jury Is in session
President said, hut actually to tell when a lly lighted upon the car is equipped w.th an accelerator -The i.oni win forgive." the revivalist
. i ii- i . j itlint ran be mistaken for a brake,
paper he held in his hand. l M.)y ,rivel.K ,j( such ,,,. ,uke it a
At Meaeham the crowd jostled each other in an endeavor to rule to employ the accelerator only
get closer; ears were strained to hear Mr. Imrding's voice, and misuke'urtin
eyes were riveted on the speaker. When he made a good point minimum. Hat the consumtlv-pres-
or reached a patriotic climax, the cheering came spontaneously. $ Sanil'clmtrivL"'"
At Portland where the amplifiers were used the crowd sat ab-j'oo little regi, riled. The inventors.
sorbed with the ease of hearing every word, every inflection, every "wf ,mslrJ'L,i,JS,y
tone. One did not have to look at the President only occasionally, und collectively the problem which
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1U1 L1IU OULII1U 111 111." Ull.C rjlltllll VKtl ..II, (lll.l I. T. CIO civ -irt,T w
hear" that there was none of that old time crowd spirit, which
when analyzed means rich enthusiasm, deep interest and very
often, patriotic thrills.
Of course, we are for the amplifiers, the radio apparatus and
everything that is new. I5ut the fact remains that thousands did
not stir 'from their homes in and around Portland because they
could hear the nation's chief over their radios, and those who did
go to Multnomah field failed to imbibe that zip and hurrah which
was so pronounced at Meachani, and all because the amplifiers
made it too easy to hear Mr. Harding in Portland.
Before? It Happens
trates.
shouted. "I'robably he will " unswer-
cd the sinner, "but he ain't on thut
grand jury."
"Von cannot change the sum tota
of efricleiH-y III 4he world," declares
a Iji Grande man. "The man who Is
worth u lot around a kitchen or n
washing Is worth less other places.'
When u man owns two or threj
nut uhllfs,. lie- gels wise on automobiles.
As 1 understand the new book of
etlquette.Valel is now pronounced (r.
rhyme with "et," the past tense, ol
"eat."
All ye who flirt with dame fortune, all ye who riffle the cards
find spin the wheel and play the races, take notice! A French
savant is on the trail of knowledge of the future, whereby he can
make gambling a science. What a chance for a "killing," if the
ability to read the future should be restricted to a few favored
cues. Think of the disastrous consequences that would come from
wagcrjng on the outcome of game or race against one who knew
. in advance exactly what would happen! Knowledge of the future
would give a wager the dignity of an investment, with large re
turn assured.
Pending further developments, however, the play will go on.
The rep'.rt from France may be startling lo those who swallow
such items whole, but is not so to those who, from their reading
of history, recall that, since recorded time began till now, prac
tically every generation has brought forth soothsayers with claims
of future sight. While skillful guessing enabled many of these
"seers" to make out a prima facie case for their claims, no human
being lias yet pioved possession of such a gilt. If the French
savant should now demonstrate that he knows what will happen
before- ithappens, his name will become more famous than that
of any man who ever lived.
1IOMK, SWEKT. HOME
New York Evening Post: A Chi
cngoan stumbled on one of the really
hunting questions of the hour. He
is the inquiring reporter who every
day attacks live persons with an in- , .,,. , . , . ,. .
terrogation. This one asked neonle iho ,1 heat ln' Imoossii.u
..t .... v,.. x, , u , . ' me nsnt in trie banker eye
itn inii "mi nut in, c ijjuohiuii . K , 1 , Ihanii ..t ..... t U
it ninin uiiic iijiai n i tun I nitmt:
a real home?" Every great city is
fint dividing into two camps peo
ple wiio ilwel! in kitchenette apart
ments and people who sniff at them
Nothing enrages your true suburban
ite like a kitchenrtte. The weight-ie.-l
serial implications are hound up
. ..u, ( .rtunereius 01 ine Uailov Bliso,,no mffht nuVu H t(,n.
by many ot bWjevmg in childless ror lhe vromlngm
fanuhe.4, bu.siness careers for mar- ,
ricd women a life of giddy pleaa- "I'm taking dinner out." sal.I the
!' 1 cvlihMwhlch Vike HtUl tirumlu waiter as he cleared tho
Kiunencue ni-e ueiievetl by the other
A hrain Is no stronger thun itii
weakest tliliik.
. ,
ll wM'iim llwre are (lines to boo
lhe hair, uml then there are tlmti
not to. A Im Grande young woman
nnnounceu her tntentlon to boh h r
hair. It Is reporti-d, but Is wuithig
until tho light of the moon.
party to be stodgy Victorians, in
lellectual vegetables, people who take
VACATION TIME IS
SWIMMING TIME
Swimming builds up strong, healthy bodies quicker
than any other sport.
Better bathing suits are in demand because people
find that a well made woolen suit is best and cheapest in
the end.
This is just the sort of suits we have to offer Jant
zens, Bradleys or WillWite in the new color combinations.
There is a smart assortment of new bathing caps too.
See the window display.
It is every parent's duty to teach their
children to swim.
Strange as it may seem the best way to
start the. youngster out is with their clothes
on shoes and all.
Maintain this rule until, the child is quite
able to navigate under thesq conditions and
all their lives Jthcy. will bcjjoriectly at home
in case of accidents- boat tips over, falling
overboard, etc;; : . Aftjci-;1hi lesson is learned,
buy them a good all wool suit and your wor
ry is over with.
I'ofMilar.
'Of course, the motor car is popu-
Just what the women's clubs represent who are holding a
national meeting in Oregon this week, no one has unite clearly ex
,,i..i.,.i I.,, -,-., iiw. I, ,!-. ,,r 1 1., i dm-, .,.i i,,i.,i.,i,..,i r
UKllllv... .mfc I i"ni ..i.. ,..iin .'i nil, niL-.l .lll.l llltllltlllKII tt' .. '-.
,. .. . . , , , l"".v otner tiling, in my ommon, are
'would judge that women ol the country in business have reached .what keep the home together.
uu:ii M-ciiinigicai opinions ironi neti-iin i. n,,i.. ...... ....
ator l.ttsk, and think "Quccchy" the j elsewhere ?" . """' "
mgne.v iKuni ,n nieraiurc. ..you ,.u.hlt:" llllSwered the gem.
lhe Chicago reporter go a com- i rem icigin, 'about fortv per cert
prehen.nvc set of answers. His frsii,,!- ....... r..ii...
;.. .... r. ' ' " ' i'.n uwh lll.M'rs now.
" .vouilg woman, Twenty per cent more arc Irvine ..
lenograpner, who ollercd an Ideal-1 swan ror 'e. ..n '...".,.
islic, aflirmative: "Yes home is nnyjtme per cent' Is an Idiot and dou'i
...... ..... .t iuve iinu mu-iKnow what they are for,
timi uiniiTi .siiinii iiiut. wneiner tent. i t. ,
log cabin, or palace." We need net steal 'em.
ne told mat mere is a vnunir m:in
hovering near that stenographer mil
that they frequently study the V d
ol apartments lor young couple-i.
liu realistic negative came from a, by playing sale and buvlng
hmisewile. "Kiiinatiun of the na- thr.-ad and hair nets.
tn. ii, sue iit'ciai eii. i ne lack ol
ponnanenrv and the f reed mi from
responsibility prevent ir from makinir
a go.id nome. l wo others also di
vided. The decision was thus left
wit'i the fifth, and his negative is
a maslei piece of destructiveness. We
can see a half million Chicago lnn
bniiiis slapping their knees with en
thusiasm as thev read it:
II. 11. Morris, If, IS East Eifly
fniiith Place, manufacturer. It does
nut It does not afford the
wn:mn an eppnrtmity to make up
goou ems; ami giiou eats, more tha
and most ot
are suspected of plotting to
When a man has forgotten what
It was his wife told him to bring
her, he generally can escape trouble
both
Whal's lhe use of learning
An Ancient tllstor dale.
When you can make a modern one
With her at hair past eight V
Vhen thine. do not come your way
ll's a sign you ought to be BOing af
ter them.
Statement of the
La Grande National Bank
of La Grande, County of Union,
State of Oregon, showing' the amount
standing to the credit of every de-po.-ntor
July 1, 192.", who has not
made a deposit, or who has not with
drawn any part of his deposit (com
mercial deposits), principal cr lnter-
a stage in development and organization when they have a per
fect right to meet in convention assembled, pass a few resolutions
relative to the good of the land and adjourn. Ihit there will be ci,ri''H'i '' time comes.,
. . , , . , , ., , r "' later, when the theon
Putting knowledge to a Test.
I hnslian Science Monitor: In hti-
ilav as Immigration commissioner at
Kills Island, announced .Mondav niizhl
he would ho to Washington soon to
. SOOn-! suggest Cllnmres ill the tmtiti,'t-.,tl,,n
mwsiW fi.mi tlu uiiiiwnV siil.. uf tin. irniii.. Il.nl illi,.Li l' 1 ,..,i.vi i. ...L .., ........ "'"'''" '' 'r. i iirriin .1.1 not make public
" - " "i in .-o caneil Ifie s..cllle ebaiiKi-s he would ask.
which used to mark the few days that business men enjovctl at' , , ""1'''1 i""v,,'l ly the-i.nt said he hoped to prevent another
such a convention. Still, the ladies, probably have their own way' Such , xCJtXlZZ oV' crowded
Of having their fllll. I.','"!'- n,0M,I," women in the United -Kills Island during lhe past week.
Stales and throughout the world. .
win, having completed their college; A new heavy gun will shoot two
That the American Legion of I,a Crantle .succeeded in adding ',''"",''',s' ''V1' n'''l';l""lt'" "li,kc' I'r.ic-j. shells every second, but it is so com-
S8lf iU fnnrl In I,., iwnrl in eni-in.r fi.i- nem-.tc (' II,., ...1... l!T!i!',"" ."' ..J ' knowledge .plicated that heathen tr.Hips won't
-' '- v ,.....,.,. i .-.nine ll w.l'.oe she to
est, for a period of more than seven
(7) years immediately prior to said
date, with the name, last known
place of residence or postoffice ad
dress of such depositor, and the fact
of his death, if knewn.
inn- iblng runnier than a countrv John rlurjroyne. unknown. .. .$8.1li
........ in mi- cii ii a a cuy icllow in ijuiiu o. uumer, uiiKiluwii i.io
iho country. A Combs, unknown 1.10
I j. h. Curry, unknown .' 8 71
I ...miiii i iiiinee i.rw. r.une, uiiKuowu .oi;
I 'l:v vmri.- i ... ,, ,i 1 1. V Choi, ,u.l,nn.un r.n
iirrnn, In orru-e lor a week and one Mrs. Edw. Johnson, unknown... 5.0(1
W. II. Loucke. unknown 1.38 true, correct and complete statement,
Chas. Miller, unknown " 00 showing the name, last known resi-
AI. Euhnke, unknown .:0 denco or postoffice address, fact of
Mlliy; u"k"ow" ? 00 death, if known, and the amount to
q."'.C u,,know" 1-50 "in credit of each leposit".r as re
ri .ni, f r0r,C,e?n, nuircd by the provisions ot Sections
County of Union, as. 10100-lOlGo, inclusive, Oregon Laws.
I, I'. L. Meyers, being first duly F. L. MEYERS,
sworn, depose and say upon oath, Subscribed and sworn to before me
that I am the Cashier of the La j this 2nd day, of July, A. D. 1823.
Grande National Bank of La Grande, H. C. Zurhrick,
ccunty of Union, State of Oregon; Notary Public for Oregon,
thai- the foregoing statement is a full Mr -nnimissir.n expires Dec. :i. 10?.).
(ell in I-ranee, is another very tine tribute and proof of the sue-' : , parsing experiences
r i ii.- .ii i ii . i i i ...'''' ""'v ,m'' themselves possessed of
ccssful celebration at Aleacham. Hut I.a diande l.egioiianvs did the understanding -hirh will enable
nut u-ait for the liioni'V lo roll in. thev But out mid wiii-keil Imirl unfold ami analyze, and then
" ' :l0 so've and i-ivonsiruct, from pat-
'vi ', . lerns an. i designs cai-elully drawn
thn-e eililu-es. expn-s.-n,; of the
ini gie.- in 1 1 -. 1 1 1 -; 1 1 1 tiiought, which it
'ha- l-.-i-n tlu-ir anibitinn tn er.-.-t T.t
Oti.i-l'-. it Will h in.. .Ii.ni,,h,inl,t.n,,,
ning time between Portland and Chicago, making the run n w ilisillusiiuiim-iit.
in seventy instead of seventy-two hours. The l 1 could have cut ' ""hi"? u"i,U5 '"
.... ... ,, , . " ' "l adventurers upon the
eight hours olf, but it has a verv line old slogan ot salety first" i-"'"1 'mid of h nnaa activitv. They
which it observes to the satisfaction of its pat.ons. ' "ZLu-" Zvfifc"Z?l
1 h- u:wivoi;,-ilc tenilt-iicy seems al
' ways to he to n-lapt mir-elvcs, our
Uncle Sam lirooks, who is a wheat specialist, says mighty few ''"'J'ff :!n'' P';c.iu'iii;cs. our iniiuire-l
years in the past have ever shown such crops as the Crando the" belief's" and ' Im' jii,i?rcs "'iinT'n!" ,
FJonde valley has this year. This is an opinion of even safer ipial- 'I"1.";'1 cnc.-,-:inns of others. All of
ity than the agricultural department at Washington. IZ.Ti- hTiX'lhM.
' ma'te cnnfu-i.in worse confuunded. j
use it on Christians.
The Union Pacific system has cut two hours from the rim-
Ilymen Cohen, who writes columns and columns on the crops
and markets of the northwest, after seeing the wheat crop todny
in Grande Pumde valley, raised his opinion of Eastern Oregon sev
eral per cent.
Mexico Wars on lrugs Peddlers.
Suppose a little of the wheat doe fall, there ii
crop that no one will complain because of i'alieu acreage,
illv .Wiviatod Pressl
MKXICMI, ,-w,-r California
July :. The Mexican irm-ei nmenl
ll.l .IM-ln...! l.ll !,.,, , p;nrn ,M. -,.
i:;.:V s'nn f l- t !?r Vft-veen I.o-.t:
l aiifiri.M !id the I'iM'fl Slate.-,
such a fine win-re dm:: runners arc active.
Canvas
Shoes
$;;.o0
Now
$1.93
Kcal Bargains.
The Toggery
Andrew! Bra.
1U-ii tliu oWt-rwr Want Ad.
Tackle
that
Tickles
New Rods
New Flies
New Lines
COME
f AND
' ' LOOK
Newlin Drug
Company
Oome " mftrv '
pall WtheV)
rr opposite, '
di rectioni A
Tlifpo's onu pull you enn
enjnyt Unit is the Influence of
a good bank account.
The man with money hi
Uitt tmnk has it all over the
fellow who dues not have
anything luld up,for the fu
ture. l'ut your spare dollars to
jjork Invest In one or more
i i:in ir icATi;s or
ii;iosit
They draw 4rt Interest and
txitld up your bank account
in a hurry.
You work hard for your
dollars Wt them work for
you.
Our liunk helps you to get
ahead.
Chautauqua, June 24th to 2'Jth, inclusive.
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