La Grande evening observer., April 09, 1923, Image 2

Monday, April 9, 1923.
PAGE TWO
THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
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OFFICE CAT
TRACE KAHH
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BY JUNIUS
lwo houra' convtrt-ation shft uscil no
word KhorU-r than prognostic ate.
ThA ntwn Btnrv icciiorl "Sntlllvlnv
relativo to two New Yorkers netting
a non-stop duncing record of 3o
hours and 13 minutes, caused Cy Kol
ojry to explode today. ."H 1," he re
marked, "wotta lot of eneriv wast
ed."
Summer always follows spring,
said Amos Tash thoughtfully as he
runiinuted around the offis of the
Offis Cat. todav. , Hhat briuht re.
.mark kinda set the wheels to run
ning right off the start.
Junius definition of summer is
vuried and diversified: Summer is
the open season on flies, the reign
of the B. V. D.'s, the time when
youthful and sometimes not so
youthful lovers stroll idly over the
bounding hillsides, and, the period
when we all wish that the weather
would turn cold for a change
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" . . . A gifted lady wrote
a book about a beauteous
,but impossible man-child,
iVipn she went further
and made the mistake of
describing hiscostumc. She
little recked the evil she
( wrought. . . . , ,
I For all through the land,
deluded mothers laid vio
lent, detaining hands upon
'the helpless offspring and
'encased his agonized form
m a ., . ; " ,
Come in and tt Iht rompf tier)
fie! H imi u-nflefi cpciMlly tor
fJackQar
A woman stepped into his life.
In fact, this vampire stepped with
zeal;
She stepped with such a cruel stride
She ground his soul beneath his
I heal.
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(Mothers no longer lay vio
lent, detaining hands on their
offspring. .
, 1 lie uiuuei ii ouy nus imu mu
say.. He made his clothes
jdeas plain and we heard '
him.
Jack Tar Togs for boys are
bis answer manly, mod
ern, sensible. .,,
For boys two to ten, in four
times ten styles of enduring,'
washable fabrics, that live
ii ii tn mil "l?ii 1. 'n m lull
wK
, em, scrub cm test.
Sheet iron might last longer,
but up to this moment the sturdi
est school shoes made for boys
have stuck to leather; and are
for sale in our shoe department.
Those battle-scarred winter
shoes deserve to be relieved, and
if yon will examine the interior
construction of our school shoes
; you will agree that the maximum
durability has , been sewn and
hammered into jhem.
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KISSING
Kissinjj is an art,
.It first originated
Shortly . N
After the monkeys i '
Became men and
Quit rubbing tiosos.
Kissing used to be
A sacred performance.
Sacred only
When u.sed if the
Contracting parties
Were engaged.
Kissing isn't so
Sacred any more
Nowadays the persistent
Flapper isn't
Satisfied unless her
Flipper
Slobbers, and
Smacks her to a
Fare-the-well.
Kissing!
A I-n -Grande wonmn wlio flat be
tween two professors at a recent din
ner hasn't been able to talk since
because of jaw ache. She was so
terrified at the t personification of
knowledge hemming her in that in
RED PEPPER FOR I
RHEUMATIC PAIN
Red Pepper Rub takes the "ouch"
from sore, stiff, aching joints. It can
not hurt you, and it certainly stops that
.old rheumatism torture at once.
When you arc suffering so you can
tifinllir ai-t 'ltmttifl itict- trv Tip A Pinnir
1 Rub and you will have the quickest re
hef known. Xvollung has such conccn
i trated, penetrating heat as red peppers.
Just as soon us you apply Red Pepper
I Rub you will feel the tingling heat. In
j three minutes it warms the sore spot
I through and through. Fain and sore
ness are, gone.
Ask any good druggist for a jar of
Row lea Red Pepper Rub. Be sure to
get the genuine, with the name Rowles
on each package.
' Women of Mooscheiu-t l.OKiun met
Thursday afternoon at d-MI o'clock
Jit tliciOilil l'ellow' ball. There has
)en 4. pintptf for .ibe -titst line
iintM to o wjio (ould do'thc'mont
tiFitllework for the bazaar. Mrs.
J'liarles Kunyan and Mrs -"'Hoy Smith
wm-e cuptuinn, Airs. Smith's workers
lieinjr defeated, serveil the lianquet
in honor' of Mrs. Hunyan's team,
t To the tuno of a march they imss
til into the banquet room. The tables
were beautifully decoiateil with bas
kets of sweet peas and roses anil
place cards.
Captain Smith Rave a lvadint
about hard, times' and as the wimiinj;
team expected chicken to cut, a large
platter -was passed to Captain Kun
yan. Upon beinjr uncovered, it con
tained a lot of colored Kaster rysgs
ind thirty candy chickens. The de
feated team were dressed to repre
sent hard times-
Mrs. C. S. Shultz saiin a Rolo "Win
Do We Eat" and captain Smith
read a poem on "iMoosebeait."
A delightful banquet was then
served, lifter which Captain Kunyan
was called nml irnvp tnlk. sii,.
ior Keircnt-Jossio Kisher ave n talk
ai me winning sine were called upon
and responded with a short talk. Two
of tho judges of the contest, Mrs.
Jones and Mrs. Thiffcr, were present
and were presented with a bunch of
xwect peas. At the close of the after
noon. Cautnin IKiinviin was ninKpninl
with a beautiful box of candy. Kvery
one had a most enjoyable time anil
the winning team only hopes it will
happen t;nin and often.
when Frank Robinson and Miss Isa
Ramsey were united in marriage. O.
W. Jones of the Christian church
officiating. The impressive ring
ceremony was used, in the presence
of u few select micsts.
Following Uie wedding, a delight
ful lunch was served.
The Missionary Socioty of the
Christian church will have their
regular monthly meeting Tuesday af
ternoon, April 10, at 2 o'clock at
tin) chmrh, . ; MiU. ;M, -.: H-:Bicrvot
Pondlctanv Jilrtot'.tfi-etrvwill be
here. All members, are requested to
attend.
A quiet wedding took place Sat
urday afternoon at f::iO o'clock at
the Presbyterian manse, when John
W. Kline of Spokane, Washington,
and Miss Chidys Kasum of La (Irande
were married by the Kev. William
Crosby Koss of tho Presbyterian
church. .
Pryor T. Smith, of Dayville, Oro
gnn, who is a student at 'Whitman
college at Walla Walla, is spending
a few days with his sister, Mrs.
Karl Keynolds. Mr. Smith is the son
of the former Presbyterian minister
of La (trtiude.
Jeanne Kowler, of Baker, snent
Sunday in 'Ln (irando visiting Mrs.
Ward l'owler. She reports u very
pleasant visit.
Miss ticnevieve Uurleigh, now nt
PARK SOCIAL"NEWS
OF THE WEEK-END
en Mooseheurt. All the members (tending school at Wnlln 'Walla, AVash-
ington, hut who makes her home in
jiterpnse, was u La Grande visitor
yesterday,
A tea will be given by the I.odies
Aid of Island City, Thursday, April
12, at the home of Mrs. Kd KiAlle.
A program is being prepared, and
all friends are cordially invited.
THE PARK, Apr. 9. Mrs. A. J.
Vandervanter was delightfully sur
prised at the news that her sister,
Mrs. George Loseley 6f Big Creek,
has n new baby girl at her home.
J. W. lioyle of Pine Valley, is
coming to visit some time during the
month.
Joseph Iay was at Medical Springs
rind. Hi ir Creek on -business connected
WlrH:";h fieVeral rfardift last week.
Mrs. Rose Lay reports that she has
some fine lettuce growing in her
garden, which is rather early for
this community. '
Clarence Vanorder and son Ken
neth, arc busy finishing putting up
their sunplv of wood.
rrauk W iggleswortn 01 tiny mo
Flat has n hired man helping him
and his father, driving fence posts.
Lara Larson was reported having
been seen at his homestead, indicat
ing that he will be busy at the old
wood camp.
Morton .Mortenson is reported back
from his mine at Uurnt River close
to Pine.
Veda Godsav. who is living with
her sister, Mrs. Neva Greenwood, at
Union and going to school, is expect
ing her mother, Mrs. i. itodsay on
visit next baiUTiiay.
L. K. Ingram, logger, has gone
;bak to North Powder to tho mills,
and logging camp.
Activities are confined mostly to
gardening just now.
LADIES CAN WEAR
SHOES
A Washington man has naid $500
for 20 eggs that have not yet been
am. Wonder if tins is likely to
make the hen nervous?
A horses' mouth will tell vou how
old he is and a man's mouth how big
a fool he is. -
"First the world was flat," remark
ed a La Grander who was infested
by Gypsies last week. "Then aoitie-
one discovered it is ioiiini but l.ow
I know iiurn well it is crooked."
Some people lielievn that thrift I.'
wishing they 'hadn't spent so much
money last month;
I'iLLKKS
The cleanly state Wash.
The most egotistical state Me.
The sickliest state 111.
The most maidenly state Miss.
The most medical state Md.
The most paternal state Pa.
The mining state Ore
The bunco state Conn.
The deep in debt state 0.
The coy state La.
The oldest state La.
1 We saw a night .. owl Saturday
night, lie staggered and swaggered
anil goose stepped, nil hopped and
Among tne niryday heroes: The
wife who does not remi.id her nus
ivmkI how Htientive lie :was before
they were married.
bungled nnd stumbled up to us-nnd
we (old him lie was drunk Then wo
knew he was a mglit owi necau.
hooted. That ought to fill up our column!
If that doesn't, this will!
Or
his!
The ltoad to Happiness. ,
You must keep well if you wish to
be hapnv. When constipated take one
or two' lif Chamberlain's Tablets im
mediately after supper. They cause
i gentle movement of the bowels.
Adv.
The Monarch Malleable
Is Different
Ask any housewife who owns oneshe
will tell you tnat the joy of possession
and realization comes with the operation
of the MONARCH in your own kitchen,'
Economy of Fuel Reduction in Labor
. and Results in Cooking are attributed to
MONARCH air-tight construction.
W. H . BohnenUamp Co.
Ask any good druggist for a jar of I
vim i m
OREGON HARDWARE & O50, 'Vi . S 1
IMPLEMENT COMPANY h;t':rl 1 ' L - L
la crande. orecon IfK Hgt a value here he never : J
Yta mttrf S7t tvr 'I - . i
ii -. j : n
If you havo nn accident oMoy an-t
Ket bin t, thiit Uu't nn nrctdf nt. Ji'j
a mlrucla.
A vArv nrallv wd1in ton n nr
jrioay nigns at rigni ociock at inei Europe un nn epaiiirt on onr
borne or Mr- and Mrs, Andrew Loney, Miouidvr and a i ntp on t)i0 other,
Mrs. Till whn mnU hrr Itmnn i'm
Baker, returned last eveninir after 'corns- luintons.
spcmlinjf bumluv visiting fnentfw.
(loorjriu Stout, of lloiso. Idaho, re
turned to hrr home Inst eveninir, after
spending the week-eiiil with Mr. and
Mis. 1), 1). Randall of la tirande.
Cora Hartley nnd Klsfo Slerritt,
hoth of tinker, returned to their home
lust evening after spending the week
end in ramie-
One ftlae amnlltT nnd walk In com
fort by -using AM.KN'S KOOT-KASK
lhi nnttscnttc. heating powder for tho
frrt. 8hnken into tho shoes AM.KN'S
bora fol rusy; gives Instant relief to
nnd culloimes, pie-
ents l)Hlers, ciillntiN nnd seoi( spurH
nnd irl'is re!l to tlnvl, nehlnsr. swol
len feet. I.fion.ono pounds ct powder
for th" feet wero iisoil by our Aiv.iy
mill Navy during the War. Sold
ivuhert. Kor IKK sn tuple and n
l-O t r ASK Walkins 1 ol I . A -1 d t ss
Al.!.i: S l-'DOT-KASK, l.eUoy. N. Y.
AhV.
not Ytrr, niT
(im-Rftvle: Infant fo of rumpus
rrofvjor Pld yon hear the aleplad
trr f.n, mamma? 1
Mother Yes. I hope father didn't ,
fall?
Son Hp nasn't yet. He's hanging:
to the pi, tin o molding. '
Medo-Maid
Milk
Are You Using It?
It Will ray You
To Do So!
Try Our Butter, .
Union Creamery
Company
Thono Main 122
Ia Grande, Oregon. -
e never
t onn
Rvf nvt at almost give away
a NoTii
Sul Fordson Tractors, used
witnessed u
rm 1
inus ne s;rGS.
win you, ii
You, too, d
proper use
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