La Grande evening observer., February 05, 1923, Image 4

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THE LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
Monday,1 February 5, 1,923. .
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Published, dully and weekly t L.i
Rrande, Oregon, bv La Orundt Kven
Ing ObKorver I'uhll.-difnir Commay.
UltUOE DliNMS, Edltuf.7
Entered at the I'oHluffleo at X.Vrirnrulc,
Oregon, an tiecond Class Mill Maltur.
AddreSs b11 cnimmintcailons to T1IK
OBSKItVEH. Hit Adun Ave., Lai
Grande, Oregon.
Sl'HNCHlPTION BA1KS.
Dally,
ail-.
Dally.
Daily,
. II y Carrier.
per month .......
per three months
per tux mo..
Ur HI Ml I.
Pally, per year, in advapct f 5.00
Pally, six month lu advance 12.80
unity, three mimum, in sdvatict .. 11.25
Weekly Obscrver-Htur. by mall.
prr jtiui. in nuvniKO .11,
Oh sale In other L-ltle Or tan riutel
New j Suind, Portland ; Imperial New
piano, rot uium; juuunoinau nvw
piano, fortiBiiu.
silvan: n uk AsswciATfc;u fituif.
The AHMooiuted Prerni la excluWi
ftil it led tu uh for publication of ti
icwA uip:i'TieH erfuueo to ii or noi
otherwise eredltfd in this paper, etui
ulso the local news pobllrdimi therein.
fill riKlite of re-publk-tttlon of jtpecLa.1
dispatches h . in ulo are renervud.
Editorials From
Over the Nation
WAITING IN CONFIDENCE
I wnit for the Lord, my soul doth
wait, and In his word do I hope
Mi- -rnl wniteth for the Lord move
mo la advance ...4.:.o thnn thty thut watcn for the moro
upy -inir: I suv more than they th-it
,liv a.nu coevrY oKKiciAi,. f?r ,h morning.-Psalm 10:
l-Afl'.lc. '5 and li.
Marvels of Surgery
MR. VOLSTEAD 18 RIGHT
Milwaukea Journal: . Representa
tive Vo)stead, whose name- will al
ways be associated with drastic en
forcement of the prohibition amend
ment! Injects a note of gane common
flense into the council of those wno
seek to enact even more sweeping
enforcement laws than those now in
force.
' The Minnesota congressman warns
these rnthnHiastisrs that bv the addi
tions some of them have suggested
they wilt not aid the cause of prohl
bition. but will render the laws com
pletely unenforceable, thus d'istroy
niir the very object they hope to
achieve.
The principal complaint against
the Volstead act ItKelf has been that
its terms are 80 drastic as to render
it practically unenforceable. Many
citizens, who believe wholeheartedly
in the principle of prohibition and
who would not see the saloon and it"
attendant evils come cack, nor sanc
tion th return of hard liquors, are
ft-anklv of nninion that modification
of the existing statute would assist
. :n.. i .i.i:..u: nl.ili:tinn
materially 111 esutuiipiiuiK iiiwiiumv .
slipper," "that beat me!"
' We don't sea 'whv anv man should
i pride himself on his birth.- All of
.us went through the name thing.
WHY SHE WORRIED
"I'm so worried about th bubv.
John" -
"Why, dear, is she ill?"
"No. but she keens trvintr to nut
her foot in her mouth, and I'm
afraid she'll grow up to be a ballet
dancer."
Drusr stores make more . women
blush than either shame of modesty.
ScientistK say that sleeping out
doors makes one beautiful. Now we
know bow to account for the hobo's
charming appearance.
MEN!
fllill
V Yeii're Interested in Fine Clothing- artd Like to See
the New Styles Early J
' COME IN TOMORROW
.The smartest men in La Grande
are those who have senM enough to.
agree with their wives.- '
enforcement of
g laws, a mmcuiiy ma.
the president has commented on em-
,ysician,ing only a local anes- IbVsuppUZ Uii like K XTltK .''LTn
from a'pig to a youth; an unio thutiosts, they io80 sight of " u ,,,, Vlllur
Ml of her nose, bitten off by her ot the propw,,t,on rT na.unt i. made by c...
' Extracting tonsils and cutting out appendixes still
iilafP nn the dailv schedule of surgeons,
ncrlv difficult that
they are thought impossible increase and multiply like &mtruld P"'
mnDnmmilll A VPHflV M 11 H C 11 1 1 ll!t!l I1CI1 LS Ul DLl-coa i. iil view ui me wen iviiw"" m....
. i i i ...J .t 4-n thd incido ! culty attending the
cult cases nave oeen leiegiaeu num l.ic a.o w -- the existing la
pages of the newspapers, and soon tney mayoe so common
as to ue oi nuie vaiue as news,
Jn New Jersey a pi
thetic, transfers an eye
i.TrtVnnn la havintr t.hfi M
l,,chor.r1 iWmwT-'nnrl in Pitfcsburffha BoV SCOUt EWeS Mr. Volstead is open to criticism
IiHou..Y 1 . , " i Z, t,1 nia fath 'or his own theories of the eniorce-
a considerable amoTint of skin to be gratteu upon nis iatn- me?J-t 0f the Eighteenth amendment-
er. These are a feiw instances in wnac seems to De an
endless series. :r. .: vi;.
Plastic surgery was put to a severe test duHng and
test and after j .the World ' war Mutilated - and
scarred' bodies of- soldiers were patched, and restored to
almost normal appeiirance. In numerous cases, indeed' it
is claimed that an improvement was made on the original,
and it is true that many uninjured persons have submit
ted to operations simply to increase the symmetry of face
or figure. The wise man, however, will heed the words
of the chorus girl who told a surgeon "It is death to be
bowlegged in the chorus, but it is better to be bowlegged
than dead." " .
Nevertheless, marvelous progress in this most diffi
cult science tantalizes the imagination. Perhaps some day
the snorer can remove his head before retiring, and send
his feet to, the manicurist while he is engaged in important
conferences, at the office.. .
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Incom6 Tax
Facts
By Clyde G. Huntley
Collector.
Chocks will bp accepted In payment
II.. jLtit..A- ( iWa whn 1 -
"iV fv ii.. morel0' income announces Clyde O.
wviiiu nc w . . - lliinlli-V. fa fnlnr nf In ul .......... ..A
liut he is certainly sound in hi
objections to trying to go farther
tb l his law provides. Putting on a
lot of new restrictions would simply
make the whole buiiincHs a prepos
terous joke.
THE OFFICE CAT
Rfeguktin'g the Radid 'v;
SecrtaiIwVtH-4ual'addO'd his- voice to the protest
nfrairibtnlindjyadtojbCoudcting. .At present a jum
ble of jazz bdrfflnrts,.sei:pjois,.roi) reports, sporting
news, and fiirtfstf JaMlk rtihHing simultaneously on-, the
same wave leg:tlr-Jmay;conf use the one who listens by
wireless and rendi; any one of the services useless. ;
There are tqltyya'M broadcast stations in the land; cer
tain cities alone !hav,e as .many, as 20 stations, each vying
with the others in the use of the air waves. The situation
will soon become, virtually the same as if each of these
performances, which may lie highly useful or pleasing in
themselves, were staged in one auditorium at the same
ini&iThejbewild'el-ed audience' Jjasi ht'!ch6ice except to lis
teh:t;ii liedlarti off noise. '. M '.
"One 'of two courses ev.ms feasible to remedy such a
state of affairs. The first is that favored by becretary
BETTER QUIT! IF VOL'
WIN YOU LOSE!
Pluying hide and eck with Cupid
Ih a game that's far from stupid
If you win you're bound to lone
Your heart and hand to whom you
choose.
A La" Grande man sums up his
Mil business expedience as follows:
"It was not as good as I hoped for,
but it was better than I expected.
ui commissioner- of Internal- revenue
at Washington.'- Ii.v c. Therefore:
wher'e It is known t hut the bunk uporf
which the check Is drawn will not pay
tile same at par, the taxpayer should
renilt by hank draft or money' order.-
Collector Huntley calls attention to
the fact that all federal officers and
employes must pay an income tax on
their salaries. The salaries of offi-
jcers and employes received ; front t In
state ' or any 'political subdivision
! thereof, such as a city.' town.' county,
or hamlet, however, are exempt from
(taxation under Ihe federal income tux
(law. This law expressly provides tha!
this exemption does not extend to sal
aries paid ferleral officers -or em
p"lc.yes.' . -
, Uncle
Inrthda
John announces
ly as toiiows:
Till CLOCK'S WRONG
They say I'm sixty-two today, an'
retch their dates along but they
can't josh me that away, for, blame
It ail they're wrong! The old folks
Weren't no hands to write, that set
them records, down. Them , dates
was -all an oversight I'll bet 'cm
half the town.
These kids that call me "Grand-
H nover P-ovornment control of radio privileges which f''lhl'fh".T "n .bout my
shall give fair opportunity to all, with favors to none. bucM sjr-.. rri
lie one lnmietiiaieiy avanaoie dii t-hf lurkcv U(ll,,ut jt., iaUkrh'.
1,)V. 'em in the face an say, I d rather ;
inot!
If vou fall out With a man
will forget but his wife won t., ,f (
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Amo.t Tash ' says many , a twenty
hoi's power ,car only has four plugs,
' who's you'Rs ' " ,;1
' My heroine is , i ' 1
Camillc McKoggs
She's not in love ! '
With a small chow dog. ,
Ilsva you over noticed how many
limousines pass with poodle dogs in
them and how many Kords pass fill
ed with kiddies t "
Do you know of any more digni
fied or worthy calling than belli
"the lady of the house'."' .
And when tWI you about the nrw Hprlnp Ruiln.
wr llki to talk Quality bdeuuse It's vucb lf-rinit, tati
eible, sulistnntiul thing -
Wi'Vo alwuys reluctant to talk low price because It In
o ofton iiMsoeialed with low ijuullty ' altltuuffh you'll
find Hulls ut this store ut ttlni"o3t any price.
4 -.K In our Hulls we emphasize value because here that
- menus a perfect blend of hfffh quality and low prices.
Klfly young men's and businesn men's models for
Hpring have just been unpacked and are now on display.
Cume in an wee them. The new whipcords are among'
them.
!'The Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes"
-. Ancient- Cy ( Cirthsg. -,
- .Carlbsge was fmle4 ky Mil fkaer
Iclans about WO B. C. -
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"''iw'i's'.-'jIS'
he'.
Curious Umbrella.
A It was a Krench Inrentiir, 'with a
tender heart for bicyclists, chauffeurs,
fishermen and wandering ariisis, who
comrlved a form ut umbrella lor ir-
lerllon against sun or rain, which can .
he easily and aolldly attached to the
shoulders so as, lo (eaye the ariiM'aiid.
Iiaiuls shsniiVeiir. free' '..wiieii liiif In"1
Use It folds a (iieuieHiljr. .iwrt-,,,
able form. .,,j' i j-uoii t.-.t; . ' wi
d-.'h-it';-XVK vow .-.
Kran Written In Metalca, "'
.'The eelelii-aieil liisusiiletnn, if;-7l'J '!
U n ha I, In Agra, India, lis the wiioe ;
uf the Koran written on its walls In
laosalva. ' i : - ''.'' , ' rV" :'').
Aids
his itith
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
,.. . . ."Nature. . , . . ,,i
"ledicihc.s that aid. .nature, are, al,-:
ways most effectual. ' ChamberlaYh's
Cough, Remedy acts on this plan. It
alias's the cough ielievcs, .'he , lungs,,.
aiua expectoration, opens tne.secrc-
ALL OUT-DOORS
INVITES; YOUR
KODAK
The ice,thersnpw, and j
the fun i-you, have. will '
,,neyei-'nelt aay.'in Kq-' ;
v dak pictures.". 4, '.'..i- J
i Youf- Kodak and ' Ko-' !
dak fihn awaitSpU' .heNf!
Red Gross
u. " ':" 'ARCADE THEATER
.Ii.' i' nillMY MdllT SEATS OS SAI.I-' WKDXKSDAY ... , t
I I-:. t'anienter Offers Ihe . Cartoon . .i,
' .M I'SIC'AL CO.HEDT , . ;.
.,ri!.- -. ;,.,t;r ' !r - :, . .. i- ii (t.i.'i -.. .rv 'I- u. "( r..:i;
- Itlir, Weli-lteliaved; . Flapper- Itwinly Choj-iis-'. " i -'.i-ll fil
. . 1-KlfKS, IXCLl'lllXt; .THE WAH TAX; - i i i .. '
, .Lower l-'liair .. ., JtJ...i , .llalroii? ....w.,...I.IO ."c
si-:at.o. sai.k at silvi:htioiix - wiikjiits jim;; tim,.
tions and aids nature , In 'veMorinfe' I Viim'tr Q(ijr,'a ' lANT-TO. OR SELL SOMETHING ?-tTTRY'vAV1,T"
itthlJ)Mttl l UrUg..DtOr.e .i j ; OBSERVER WANT-AD- V " '
cough 'or col d. Adv.
a procedure apwoarsfto Jie the one n
retore:;AlipSiguc;y. one ,to lone
and' t her
The second remedv lies in the hands of the lnventori These here ain't
wnoisnaii jipneci a device hcnsune tu uiv untvu"" V . IXn
whicJi a wireless mesaL; is-received.! , On this basis itldoi
bald spots not
.-.,;i;,. fr. fVio rllrentinn frnni at all. It's brains n-snulm through.
. . .. .i ii An th
wouil seem to be yossilile that the numlier of comniunica- yc dj'
lions1 registered! could be limited at will by the receiver. so'iet v.
Ideals and Revenue
The roulette wheels of Monte Carlo were stopped while
a nev Prince of Monaco was lieing installed, but it is un
likely that they will be broken up for firewood. Prince
Louis, who was formerly a general in the French army, is
said to be opposed lo gambling, out it is a revenue oi live
million dollars a year from gambling concessions that sup
ports his throne! , Ideals that interfere with the produc
tion of revenue rsunlly are discarded.
Rulers i.i the fashionable little principality are wise in'
one respect. They do not permit any of the lti.OOO inhabi
tants of their principality to gamble, reserving the privi
lege for visitors. The community would not be so pros
perous if the natives stood beside the visitors at the
gambling tallies' and the people would not be so contented.
Strangers are rated according to the wealth they have,
and treated accordingly. I lie management does not bother
its conscience if visitors lose all they have in greedy ef
forts to win more.
In other days it was said that good bartenders did not
drink. Wise saloonkeepers not infrt'tuently were teeto
talers, and employed only those who were temperate in
their habits. The welfare of their patrons was onther
matter entirely
These are instances of brotherly love in their most in
teresting phases. The times, however, are improving.
Many a man who is a slave of habit likes to boast
about his personal freedom.
It ntu.'t lnt been fnlvennij at thjt to c-ce aa much of
I'O.iterhy .u Ab tli i-cl.iii n, pf-nnitlod 1".
these gray streaks that span my
menow tnai ain i noinin quuci
tell when yer callers
the. color their hare!'-.
m rin an : have their1 fun,
race, around the block. There's
candles at the nickel-store, but not
enough in stock! An' I'll ji'st sot
an' amile at Vnv and chuckle at
their tricks and dare the bunch tu
piuve, by gum that I'm over 2li.
DID YOr EVER
Well, as sonny remarked about the
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COiVK OUT, BROTHER, AND HAVE A j
GOOD TIME! !
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g SOCIAL COMMITTEE. II III. II
Thrift
The Highway of Thrift is the sure road to in
dependence and success. The man of industry
and thrift inspires confidence and he finds his
; banker anxious to help him because he demon- -'
strates his inclination and ability to help him- -self.
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' Conserve some of your earnings each day by1"
' opening a savings account with this bahk.!01t is,1,!
a safe investment that will earn four per cent:
compounded , every six months. Many are tak
ing advantage of the facilities of our savings de--'partment
and the savings deposited . with us
have increased nearly one hundred per cent, in
the last year. ,
M e Solicit Your Account
La Grande National Bank
SOUND RELIABLE PROGRESSIVE
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THOSE GOOD NETTED GEM POTATOES
IN YOUR NEXT ORDER
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ANY ORDER OVER $2.00 NO DELIVERY CHARGE
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