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La Grande Evening Observer
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Oregon, s iSoono i.'v Mail Matter.
Addrnim all communlcittloua to THH
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raode, Orgon.
' lUBSCItllTIOIf RATES.
t Hy Carrier.
Daily, per tnonlti . - 76
Dally, per thrao niontha fz.2i
rally, per atx mo., In d?anca .I4.60
Dally, flogls copy ,,8r-
vivy anu corvrr orrioui
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On dole In other cities Oregon Hotel
V:wa UUind, Portland; Imperial Nwa
Stand, I'urthuid; Mult no mall New
jtaud. Portland.
II IVll III ;Jt OP ASSOCIATED I'HKM,
Tlie A.iwlard I'rf'Ma la exolualval)
in U tied to rr t'uhlicatlon of all
.!;'. tilnt-iiiriH p trtdind to It or not
titrwlbi' t; refilled in thla paper, and
4iu lti lot tt newa publlnhed therein
til riKMtit it i -iullli'atlun of special
liajiauhea lir aiao artt reserved.
Sible Thought. For Todaj
Bally, per year. In advance
folly, air months, In advance
Dally, three months, lu advance
Dally, per anonili . ....
Weekly Obaervr-Hii.r, uy nail,
par year. In advmn.o 00
El!
5'Su P01I!i:K OF TK1I0 HKI.l': My
.i:iioio cumul i irom me i.urur which
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121
AN ALLEGORY.
triuniuicr is a wod season for fairy laics.
Once upon a time there was a fcivat round world
whose people had discovered a kind of little brown pills
iwlilose first effect, made them lmpixy, care-free and forget
ful of their troubles. Taken in excess, the little brown
pills had a very distressing effect of lowering the morals
and finally inducing unconsciousness. Taken in small
amounts over a long time, they broke down mind and
Jjody, leaving the sloul no tools to function with.
"One. might think the poison pills would have been
forbidden by Jaw soon after their discovery, but such was
the stupidity of these people that they were willing to
take all the dread full consequences rather than lose that
feeling of ease and frccilloni from cafe produced-in the
first few minutes after taking.
Finally one nation was brave enough to break away
from the little brown pills, It made a law that thcty were
jiot to he made or sold or imported within its coijl'incs.
Alios t of the people were wise and kept 1 lie law. JJul
a few thousands were foolish and' bad and always trying
to break it, and they made a loud noise.
This nation owned ships. And the ships of other na
tions were allowed tt sell the little brown pills, so some
people preferred to ride on the foreign ships.
And the man avIio was boss of the wise nation's ships
wiidif they couldn't be allowed to stfll little brown p'oison
pills, the other ships would get the trade.
And on that funny planet, people supposed to have
brains are still disputing as to whether it is better to en
courage the selling of Unison pills which bring disease,
death, poverty and a'll kinds of misery, or to lose a little'
temporary trade.
THE OFFICE CAT
UY JUNIUS
MODEST DKSIKKS.
Kond Mother: "Dorothy, if you
nre bad you won't go to heaven. Don'l
you know thut?"
Little Dorothy: "Well, I've been
to the circus and the chuutauiiuu al
ready. 1 tan t expect to go every
where.
rather amusing; to hear him talk ubout
his goif score..
ALWAYS.
Hotter break your
wrong by keeping it.
word than do
The way America's foreign debt is
being handled, it may be possible, to
brin" the money back on horseback
when it is finally collected.
HAKD TO TELL. j
Art irallery attendant "This pit-.1
turc in labeled Micady for the Itath"
shouldn't it be '.Heady for the
Ball?" !
Official "Hm! l.iiv it aside and
I'll confer with the artist." I
God made woman alter man and she
has been after him ever sim'e
First chapter Fact, third verso.
New
.Bates-Straet
Shirts
Palm Ecach
Unit Ties
Justin! .
PALM BEACH SUITS
$20.
STYLISH, COOL, ECONOMICAL
The fliffurencu W'twoen the pi ice
of In iles and shoes indicates that
somebody is making a dm net! big
profit on the eyelets.
It is really encouraging the way
(liolomatH tuin at Jttst to the sensible
thing ufter every foul scheme has
failed.
A I'LAC IC FOK KVKUYTHIXG.
To keep things in their right place
4s life's continued buttle;
The tick is all right in the clock
But it isn't on the cattle.
The old-fashioned woman wept for
the thing she desired; the new woman
reaches lot her trutny tix-gun
Examinations,
Students are upt to dread examin
ations. In some srhool systems the
nervo Ptntin atttndnnt upon them has
betfll allowed to irrow so irreat that-
the mithoi'iUe have abolished tio fx-fhehl forth,
itniinations. People who have though ta 'hey
California to New York.
Th car's ("Uiiinmnt imdudM film
cutting talde ileveloping and print
ing tanks, a nih.iaturc projection room
when: I ho pictur e. Could be studied,
'.thH ' :t place when the title writer
preparing titles as fast
u allied.
FEW ARE DOING IT.
John I. Kockefeller says it is hard
to give aw:i' a million. It must be,
especially if it is given to the govern
ment in the form of an income tax.
"What you all doin", honey?"
4Tse writin a letter to hilly.'
"Hut chile, you can't write-"
"That's all right, Lizu. Lilly can't
read."
The only institution that can "set"
still and produce results is a "setting
hen."
VIVE LA FLAITKU.
The tendency is
To knock the modern girl
As undomrsticatcd,
Hut. y pastor notices
That she gets married
About as often
As her forebears did--
If not oftener.
SHOP NOTES
Ileum iif T tit crest fruin the
O.-AV. Stops.
Mr. and 'Mrs. Kred Smith will leave j
this evcniiiR for Portland to take in i
the Itose 1'estival. Mr. Smith is a j
well known hop man. j
General Foreman Perry will leaven
in a lew nays lor his summer vaca-1
tion through the south. He will take
in Alaliamu and Elorida on his trip, j
While running ennine No. 2145 into1
the shops for a general overhauling,
the engine decided that it did not need
overhauling and got unruly, and, in-!
sieau 01 Mopping when the air was
applied, it plunged straight through
the brick wall. The engine was not
damaged.
A Kiiminer Bult as stylish and dreHsy us one of these new
palm bench suits that Is priced bo low and Dial ii'n laun
dero:l at home is surely the most economical suit lor general
wear in hot weather.
These suits are as easily washed as a Kincj':'n dn-ss
Ironed out and looks as good as new. The siyl ; is conserva
tive, yet dressy and can bo worn for several seaoiu;.
Seo tnese in one ot our windows, Couiu in and ti y one
on. All are priced the same f 20.00.
FL0RSHIEM OXFORDS $10.00
Possessing all the snap and slyle that you find in "I'l. 'Mi
round toes, dark or light brow 'i, plain or perforated,
toes, dark or light brown, plain or perforated.
They fit smoothly, they aro comfortable to we.ir and are
moderately priced ut $10.
Other oxfords In our stocks Including the famous "EDWIN
CI.APP" .rd rieed from J6.0U to Jlo.75.
(By Associate Vresa)
PORTLAND, June 21. Cattle
were weak today. Hogs were 25
cents lower and sheep fl lower.
Spring lambs brougbt $8 to $n.
Eggs were unsettled and butter was
steady. Wheat was $1.09 to $1.15.
i
"POROSKNIT"
UNION SUITS
Special Sale Now
80.
"A man does his best work after
fifty."
Our observation is that he does his
bot woik after a million.
DESERTION IS
DIVORCE GAU
and observed much in reference t Expeils worktd day nnd night dur
this matter are apt to believe that thej i"? the eoat-lOToast trip. The fin-1
authorities should have retained the. isnel niettne was 10,000 feet long
examinations and abolished insteai; Ing It imd htV cut from ;2r,;00!
the bad mental attitude which caused feet. Getting most of such work don?;
the' nerve strain. in the tune formerly lust during)
There is no reason why a student; ti anspoi tation may point the way to!
who has done his work each day should; otht r oi gunizulions which have long'
fear an examination. He has made' regarded it as netessary to mark time!
the work a prt of himself as he went' while traveling. f
along. A quiet review of the term's! 0 '
subject matter will show up a few, n.. , I
points on which the memory may be
a mue wean. .'n nour or two on
, KXI'KKI KNCK1).
A widower was to be married for
tlin thiid time, end his bride had her
self been married once before
JUDGMENT ON
NOTE1 SECURED
In the case of J. Hallgarth vs.
J. ILcwis, and others, of Elgin,
a suit asking for $250 on a note,
which is the last case tried in this
session of the circuit court, yes
terday Xhe jury brought In a ver
dict foe the plaintiff of $209.7(1.
which includes the coats and Inter
est on the note.
The case had to do with a ear
sold by Hallgarth, cm which he.
received part payment in a note,
not paid, i,
S j which was
A divorce was granted to Alex
ander 1.. Wlltke recently by Judge
J. V. Knowles. The papers were
originally filed with Josephine V.
Wutko as the plaintiff charging her
husband with cruel and Inhuman
treatment but, on a cross com
plaint, the divorce was granted to
The bridegroom wrote across the' Mr. Wutko on the grounds of d-
boltom of the wedding invitation sen
to a particular tneml: "He sure to
cunie. this is no amateur performance-"
If ?vmi:is liiid lived, it would hr
sertiou.
A divorce was also granted to
Gladys Klsie Montgomery who filed
against I.owis Montgomery on the
charge of crm.l and inhuman treatment.
TI I , .
,m- vc ling up a lot HI gum coins
that belonged to old Kim? (Wsus i
tho.-e points, and the student is icadv.i Veins ago, and now the haul.
i(iei users can go ahead ami rumputi
n"w ii.ii i roc: us would nave tiein by
this time if he'd Put those coins in ii,
nigs account instead of lull villi:
! them.
o ,
A good many Americans seem to;
, think that liipior on l.iard American'
.ships i.i what this country won b
'tijjiiiing fur flcednm of tlie seas. "
r.xaniuinlions are no matter of lite!
and death. They do not, alone, dete--
mine whether or not a student shall ,
pass, mil to the teacher s daily rec
ord they add a test of the student's
power to view his woik as a whole.
Th( New Hochclle Standard remarks,
"the student who can rolled his
thought enough to tell what he know
on short notice has acquired mental
power that will hell) him in tight
',l''!;''"'" , . ... , J Tl'"' "-"ul sti ike has been' lumiin,.
Hie school which makes an ogre of now marly thiee months, anil not on.'
exams is on the wrung pedagogical; citizen in ten has any idea wind it's
track. The school which lakes f,lr about.
granted that every normal student! o '
run pass exams without' difficulty isj What. y.i happen at W-i-diim-loti
headed right. The examination should. ;h;s summer seems to demml ,
he regarded siiftfly as one vnlunblrl whelber Congiess or the I'r. i.lcii'
and necessary part of the term's wort;.' can stand the heat better
Togethrr wttlrthe review - not fuvi- .,
r.ied crnmmnig, but a epiict and sane
looking over which piecides it, ijj
constitutes a knitluig up ot th si-n
MONEY
TO LOAN
On
La Grande Residence
Property
J. R. OLIVER
Patent
Flappers
I'alfitl
s. jiImivo in iT.-i
I'ininit'U (ixfurd
niK'-.-ir:!'. I'i'.v
llrcis Wl! I
A! s. i i.
IH'SO Mint':
Will slt'f
li'.i! yr;iy
all hiii'li
liot-lit'sik'i' .M,kU
The B
oo'cery.
A Paradise for Tired Feet
(Irovcr Siui'Ii, Mr.
nrate parts of the wuik into a usabh
w hole.
Easier to Travel Abroad.
There is to he fat less formality
hereafter about going abroad, l'ass
port regulations are simplified. Any
holder of a passport o li.iintd sine'
the beginning of IlllS will need no
further identification in obtaining a
passport to any part of the win Id. It
is no longer nevrxsnry to. travel even
in Kussia and other countries where
the L'nited Stall's has no diplomatic
or consular representation, although
in such rnuntric the traveler goes at
lin own risk.
Here is prautical eviilciice that in
lernatioiial relation., after all, are not
so much of u mess as manv have sup
posed, foreign govei'inicnts are get
ling less pait cular .d'ou! the char
in ter and pm poses f visitors It
iein. to be as-uai.H at Washuigbn,
that there is ,--s l;keliho. every
where of Arnci'iM!! ns getliii"
llto t, , aide and th 'i.bv n.uMi.g
b e for their own g ,ve, nuienl. T..iv.
'"''', gcttmg buck t., ,.,,.,l
though it iimv -till b-e ,.,,. ,is-
uiiii io go. i itlie by little, h.
Ifled work is tilrhteninK itself
'1 he (,'cnnans don't mind the psi i
ponemotit ,,f i,a( h.an at all, as long
as their reparation navineiiis a, .,." I
Canvas Trunks
for
TOURISTS OR CAMPERS
Buy Yours Today.
Made of 12 02. Army Duck.
W. H. Bohnenkamp
Company
poind, too.
It sci ins that a coal strike isn't
supposed to matter, in the suuiine, :
any more .than a leakv roof
mending in dtv weather.'
The exceptionally comfortable rid
ing qualities of the good Maxwell
are a source of amazement to all who
take their first trip in this fins
car.
t inn-
Take Care of Your Dollars and Your
Dollars Will Take Care of ycu.
Cord tirw, non-skid front and rear; di. stt?cl wheels de
mounuble at rim and at hub; drum type lamps; AUmiie
lubricaucwi; motor driven eloclric horn; unusually long
prinRS. Prtcen F.O. B. Detroit, revenue to be ad Jed; Tour
ing Cai,$885 ; Roadster, $SS5 ; Coupe, SI3S5 ; Scckn,$lS
C. , W. Bunting & Son
cm
I s t lie I line yuli
t'li.joyino' that
KODAK j
Nalili.'i' is at Iter r and !
I'.-s aliMi(!;;nt i'iM.rtiin-
tan
.ill.
M'I-!
A Box Car Finishing Studio. ! Kodak
' I CllllIlM'
Whatever may lie said in
ir.ent of the artistic deed
'."' piciure di'iimi
in photogiaphv, .
Hon ami genriul i f; i, ..
denied.
" Among the i,..v.,t ir.novni,
liriMiuruip world n, (1,,.
out of a baggsgi. car lili,,,.,
which cutting mid asseiiihlin ,
i-i-d en while the irniii m .lt
In fat age
leinncnt o
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can n.'t :'
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Kii"W li.iw i';i-j, it js ),, tal.0-;
I i' tmrs ili,. Koc'.ik way.
RED CROSS DRUG
STORE I
Sy.slcinati,. siiiviii";, luivvi'ver sllNill I lie lic,!;ilt
ninv.', is lhc suit! wiiy tn iiiili'iifiitlcncc atnl siic
tcss. " 'tui caiumt fat ytuir iii. and liavo it,
f invite you ,i oien your .ncoiint with us and
ol'iVr ymi our servii-es and the facilities of this
li.ink. Nun will he treated with courtesy and
coiiisideraliiin and our (officers will he ni;nl to
,i;ive assis-tani-e and advice in any nialleryou may
suliinit to tlieni.
La Grande National
Bank
Capital and Surplus, $205,000.00
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