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PAGE "(POUR LA UlCANDh h'.lMM, ui ;si .1: i n Juv la Grande Evening Observer way if not In try tn stump it out, bui to direct it and use it ua the whole- iftme mean of improvement. AH I!1KI'INI)KSC nUMM-APER. ItibilslieU anily find weakly at Li rude, Oregon, by La Uramne Uran ia Observer ll'obllflktlnt Oomana, MtUC'H tlKNNlM, Kdltor. tared at thai Poatofflee at t.a Arandi i Oregon, aa NMrouU Claaa Mail Matte..! ' ' Address all ;rm-nnunlcatlonf to THUI lbi:itvt:it, 141 Adaaa .. La Uraade, Oregiln. CHICniPTIOlf UlTai. ', ' tlr Carrier, CITV AND rnr!TT oruolaJ. I'ArilL Carrier Pigeons Obolt. On aala In other eltlaa Oregon Rotal Ntwi Bland. f-in-tland; Imptv-lal Nawa Stand,, l'ortlandi atuUnoa'afe Newa Stand, Portland. There in no more us for carrier pigeons, ttndintelephotiy already, in hnbkii or AHuouia'i'ieu HKHi, itK pioneer states, has eliminated (l b! A-noclaed IT la ezolualvalr ( .1 -..,. , .', anilUtd to use for publication, ot all'eoi. ""r luiiiiion was carrying nw dispatcher credited to It or not ; messages, and there are no more mes sages for them to curry. The ether otWwIie credited In tlila paper, and elao the local newt published tbereln. All rlKbta or itj-puoiicauon 01 eyvciaj tlapatcUea bare alao are rcierred. Dally, per rnoiitb iuf, per uirpa niuniue , Dallr, per aix aiio,. In advance Wall, alncls ey.py - l.i Br Hall. Hdtf, per year, in advance . uaur, aia roonf In. In advanca . Bible Thought For Todaj - GOti'8 KKSI'ONSK: If my peo ple, which am called 'by my name. shall bumble themselves, ana -pray, and '-k niy face, and turn from (heir h irked ways; then will I hear froin heaven, flail will torsive mmr THE OFFICE CAT tMO IJ.SU Ually, ibrea aicnlha, in adanoa-.l.;a ... . ... ,..., .hPir untl. 2 alix, per bioi.iu . . . ... eww -ni, ODeerwmar, by ajaiv.. ' chronicles 7;14. in aavaiu-a .m-" DaflT, per atui.lb Tfaaaiy yer year. SPOILING GOOD MEN WITH MONEY. tvrvm the purpose with fur more speed and certaint)'. The pass in jr of thin brave wineed I mesMenger is a matter for sentimental regret, none tne jess, i ne cut nw pigeon hux filled1 u fine place in war and peace, and will live lonjf in story. It is only one more of man's dumb; friends and servants losing itH use-' fulness, with the pro,re..s of science.' mv ctmUi ,lm ifav)wr ri)i(. Will the doff go, too? Hi anck'hl um vhfm HUn n.UlI lUlH oxvntW functions of hunting and watchinK 1,0m Iwr falher? 'The. unlv vxcuw uiiii NHunitt Ki-uiij ifHiritieii. ne,, naVM r- Kniil heintf late win last longer man me cut, no nj,M, o'l-juci; doubt, JAiKfy'n days ure ptuinly nuni-jlXpIH.fIMr bored, as mankind offers more effec- tive rodent-exterminators and learn.! to resent a feline preying on buds. Relief For Tired Aching Feet, Weak Ankles, Weak Arches came nam r rsrAi.i.v WllK Ilia 11 we The Rented Cow. A little church in a Niirth Carolina town ifl Kaid to own the tow that gives the milk of human kindness. Thin cow l rented out hy the church. 'A family with a number of children, greatly in need of fresh milk but lack ing sufficient funds tn purchase eith- Thn ro-.il trouble with llfii Is just the sumo as with t ho tijno table - by I lie tlliici a 111:111 lias il firuriv! imii ilie train js koiio. UMTTHIt To Ihose who lii Ik 11 ml lalk and talk 'illis proVK-rli should ui)e;il; Tile steam that iilnws the' whistle Will ni.Ver turn the wheel. Illinois man beats wire with sau sage. Thai's the wurst wo 'ever 'a rd. for having : Won nrn mU' Ihivx rrrowii tall, hearts don't clian;p inufh allir r all,' was the "1' Hip old hard', and according to the president, of the Oreiron Cattle raid llor.se (.rowers iissoeiiititin, the old surinK is true to the extent that men iire still' like hoys and can he .spoiled by over in cUllfirenee 'jmi as )byn ean he spoiled, The "wpeecli m which a statement was mnde that 'many a'tfood man--a man who was a thorough success --had heen spoiled in recent years hy giving him too much capital to work with", was delivered recently and thei wore ou thinks of the remark the more one is forced toi1'1- m'ik or a cow of their own, may believe Ihnt man,v men can he spoiled suddenly by increavi 'VS!; ' hw. !l 'i ihg their caiiital, just as Imivs are spoiled by allowing'money to its Krowin fund for the; ... .. ... . ; il- .1. : ( .!..:.. i n.k.. -u i ...i Al wiem everviiuug men iieai is "cmi i-. u....r il worn io. ponV(.t .,, ' . (lood men win fit into the scheme (if life in a remark-1.! a eommunity hprl r these flv. wiVPB. ably snulg and satisfactoity manner were spoiled the past! AccordinK to local authorities, the L'!"'1"''"" "nw lew vear.s m many instances bv sudtlenlv throwing jnouev!,"','linKp'nt'"t ' workmir beautifully.; i at them,' urging them 1o take' more and use it-a thiiikj STnirflii; A,tty'n '"' f0""t'' ' w"'"'tw"; .wliicli was rejieatedly d" I to consume close to six quarts of milk ; . "... , The excess capital threw the men out: of balance,! A little simple multiplication J hi;;;;:'; lv. i. ...1.-..4- micilll I till , -,t-....T 1.li.-i.l..,.l iv ' v., .it iiirm ,lll 11 iHiiiiinr in iim, in iwcuian i" ii uiiii i iuiii ii, 8everu time ns much andoverv business. AVhere he was used to handling 10,0(M); week the hire of the a- year and making a safe profit on it, he was at onci-:vin '"(' milk. a. i .i. . ji .1.. l ll,i i. . ,t A member of the church says li.iJLsioruifti into me man mm ii.iiiun u n-u inni-.s iiiai sunui.i ... i.. ,..(,,,,, ,,. much capital. His decisions and. his. gauges were all set ! sominK forth. You cun see the bloom i'or the smallef amounts anittiiv eulanrimr them ten timesi'" their cheeks, and vmiy men found: t difficult, to get their hearings and teep them. ' t V- "-c. The, result was iiulnres by the scores, lack or attention do you enjoy your Pains, Cramps or Callouses Here Means a Weakened Condition of the Transverse Arch It is n roinmon weakliest among both men and wnmun. Your feet beconio ureu, hot and thoy ache. o shoo will feel eomr-oi-table on your foot ami liiro sore ral- Ioupoh form on the hoitom of (lie foot. Don't allow this condition to tio too long "Without correction. There is An Appliance or Remedy 'For Every Form of Foot Ailment No matter what your foot trouble may be, our foot com fort service has given relief to hundreds with the same af fliction. For, every form of foot aljment tired, aching feet, weak or fallen larches, tender hej-ls, corns, bunions, cal louses Dr. Scholl has devised a' scientific appliance or remedy. ' If yon have desiwirftl In rinding relief from foot auf feriliK call at our shoe department, and learn about these corrwllvB uppllntiros. You can be relleveU and It costs you nothing to try. : . '. . ' - ii . DR. SCHOLL'S FOOT COMFORT SERVICE ' Offem to nil foot aiiffercTa, correction through goJen tlflc appHaiiceH. These appliances must b fitted accurately and correctly tot give proper cnrnvtlon. That In the service' we offer here In our sshoe department telling you wherein the trouble lies nnn tun vorm of correction necessary. Them is no obligation whatever. Examination and Advice Free No Obligation Come Any Time dollar a -to pro- Ro to the drug store. k.:i:iii; hkk in ;i,oi:s v "Is your son-in-law u food pro l ou ;, . fc "He can just about keep my ujs0 tifiini i in nnn i 'pay nr icveryuunK eise. "Then hie derelved you ns to his j i.i'pircuinstancos?" I WUUIU kidnan all the Sinn Keinem. nnil the! -N"i ' .distinctly l'Hmember lie (iDcorporatea) the scales have a story to tell o If the Ulster bitter-enders 'La Grande's Greatest Department Store" -WHAT CONSTITUTES GOOD TIMES? In Union eounty everyone is working who wants to work. Jilift highway building, the sawmills starting up.the railroad increasing its number of men all tend to make the jobs plentiful. i The woolmen are selling wool at above thirty cents, eattfe are a little better. Tjie outlook for a good crop of winter wheat is good. AVbat constitutes W'mkI times, anvwav i ' o VV,- ' No wonder those. Uritish: j;und-the-worltl-hoppers eame to grief right tiff. They took a black cat with them. kidnap all the Ulsterites, Ireland mi'ifht be peaceful for a while, It Is suld that Mr. Iliirbank has 'Invented a pepper tomato. That Is 4 .;..,. ;., ..l,n.,t!.. 1 1'" rrmers woum Kiunap all tne He-, ' Mn mm 11. (, kh .......... r,., ...... pu,ijCaI18i ttn(i the. Republicans would waica womti noi nave existed nan tne general run oi in- Vesting capital remained about as usual. it inn v seem strange, but it is a tact, mere is such a thing as geltiiigtjao intie.li money in the country m what inifiht be called real hot stuff. Americans, as the government has informed them more than once, arc perfectly free to do business in Rus sia under the Soviet regime if they want to. But somehow Americans dont seem to want to do business that batf. FOR SALE ' The champion mystery will al- Jwuys be why an efficiency expert iftaVrtt'riftiii doesn't use his own system and be come n millionaire: himself. HO.MK MOItfc ll.Mtl.MNS IN CI'I'V AM) I'All.M AMIS An astronomer says its ridiculous to suppose that those queer lines vis ible on the planet Mars are "canals".! Then maybe they're trenches. It would I be just like Mars to di(t that kind of! Sn acrPS nPAr ,,lp ,nwn oni ditches. i house all under cultivation. Good n ihome and oiitbuildliifis, wiliit some The former Kaiser may get his war of tb" i"ipmeiit thrown in all for indemnity from America after all. Hoi"2'"""- This nroperly has a $4,500 is uskino. al.OIMliam f..e ni.l.l!..nilnnl'","','ral 1 i on il which nuikees it fc -, . , , - - EIMTAI'HS Tii speed on a curve noe.ls a. meas uro of skill, I.est the auto capsize and the occupant, kill. Such as accident happened to noJ' erick Trave, Whose 'ffiends have erected this stone o'er his grave. rights to his memoirs.' When gasoline (roes up, some nuto mobilists holler and others stop wast ing Ras. The. worst tiling about doing things down at Washing toti nowadays is tliat 1pu-. can seldom tell whether any utterance is legislative or jiolitical. w.. 0, Transposition of a wortl sometimes affects It he mean ing. j or insiance m last evening s uoserver rue lend en- back to Moscow with ail their whiskers itorial Jiaid, "Hut, (lovenror, It Does l'ay," when it should 'intact. have read, "Ihit, (WTernor,' Does It I'av" Some little dit l'erenee. o- "Serpen Star Oets Divorce" reads amMher headline, rver a news item ItVom Los Angeles. And the editor might just as-'well "keep that head standing", ami save type setting. ' easy to ca:-ry. rl-in-e terms lo be nude. Will take a good piece of town property in to(cliane'. Joe the riodder says you can pay u niaa's brains with money, but his heart demands the reward of kind words. v'. li).r acres north of La Orande SO acres in kimmI cultivation, good faarm South Ireland is makinir m oeress. 'house and barns, Family orchard. Il parties have decided to fiR-ht it I Rood spriims, on tiho property. 25 out w-ith ballots instead of bullets, lacrese pasiure mid timber, one o jfoonrth mile from the SO, I'rice Those Bolshevik! at (ienon seemed $!iini. on, easy ti i nis. to think it a triumph when thev irotj Man says tine world la 72,000,000 years old. No wonder It's wrinkled. The (wo lioys who ran away to help build Muscle; Shoals will men by the time the Job opens. be President Harding has endorsed "Be-Kind-to-Animais" -week. 'Hard in; is u goo i scout and known how to stand in with the men, all rijrht. . It is true that the chronic shopper doesn't buy much, but just look at all the practice she furnishes for the clerks. GONE IP IN SMOKE. "Played this put-and-take last niirht." "How did you make out?" "Played a motorcycle game." "A motorlycle game?" "Put-put-put-put-put-" Silver Grill Sunday Special d'hote Chicken dinner, 75 cents- table G-3-lt JAPAN HAS IIS FIRSTHOLD-UR RAGS Wanted at The Observer. TOKIO, June 3. What th police say was the first "lone bandit'" train holdup In Japan recently was pulled off on a train Just outside TokJo with a net profit to the bandit of the equivalent of an American nickel. ; The highwayman entered a crowded third class car, turned down the' lights and at thct point of a .revolver, 'demanded that the passengers hand over ttheir money and valuables. One victim had of 10 sen, about 5 cuts Amrlcan of 10 sen, about 5 cents American money, when the, 'train stopped and the robber lumped through, an mien window. He escaped. -o- If anyone else comes in with a report that the road is mowed in between La (I rand o and I'endlet'ii we have a stiff el ub within easy reach. . . , o A Ijondon dispatch says Ambassador Harvey is weai-j" ing, for afternoon affairs, "a white topper like Sam Wel-i! ler's." What the Dickens is that fur? S , 0 Every time those Irish pact, you can hear the impact. The principal business of the civil ized world is still tax-collecting. 0 1 Lltarally. "Take a doull handful of Interest la every thing. That Is the best rec (ie for liappluesa," says u noted states nan. 'ww we know why uioney lend irs are such a cheery crowd '. ti- room modern house on Adams live. Two l.iurge lols fruit trees good Karayi', in one of the best locations (Mil town, nil for $5500.00 tonus, (.'onie and see us for your Insurance, I. lie. 111 Till-; MUTUAL LI FK INS, Co. of NKW YOItK. I-'IHK mid Al'TO.MOIULI-:. Hear Chief Kedfealher at the Ar- cade tonight and Sunday. A treat for gjgjj mil mm .'.'UHK- ,i-.i- C.J. BLACK & CO. New Foley Building La Grande, Oregon 'actions get together for a; icr ( 'hainauipia program. 1 inbler beats us all with and she has a L'-ood one. too. If Portland's bidl ; team continues to have g we will send Cove's liuskics'down and . lean 'em up. Do women dress for men, themselves? Thetc may be no fiu.l answer light is thrown on it by the complaint of the male superintendent of the girls' reformatory at Bedford, N. V "The girls," 'he says, "take tlv same pains in dressing and beautify lug themselves here as Utey would for an'Kaster parade in Mfth avenue. They love to 'doll themselves' up'." ' He thinkji it odd, evidently, and even wicked, although there are n. masculine eyes to witness the heiuitifi ration and no maMruline morals to be warped by it. He tha"k it if had for the girls themselve: and o he has furbhiibn various kintU of beauty ae 9sRri',' restricting thaK'rto to tlvej plaifjesp costumes a.i simplest pra-- Feminine Adornment. ti,. i! I Something must be conceded to aim- ! or 1 llv i.n.l ,,,f...M... . v : i J III 1.11 il iii-1 i stitlltiiin. lint i tt... .......Fl...un.l.,l I to this old question, but ties- ,,,.jr,.iv ,:i,, . i '. '., i ...i t i' those gnl to make themselves ns ! attractive as they cun, even within I the rrfoi matury walls? Or is it even a wuste of time? Are not such pit -' fol efforts, at bottom mainly intend-l' rd Vi jireserve the girls' self-respect? l When any human beings, especially J women.'no longer rare how they look,;' they are ,m the downward I'ath for! -'.ie. It, means a fundamental slump- ing of stanituid,, The Knglish get U tleman realir.lng that, insisUs on J "ilresjing f- dinner" though He mav be camping in a tropici.1 jungle with1! none to sea him but savagrs. "onjuiig up" be half vanltvj: but it is lMinlfv;rue. The 4ettr,t AN INCOME OF $100.00 A WEEK amounts to no nore than $10.(10 u week in the end if it is all spent as you go. Sound business judgment dictates that: a portion of your earnings be set aside as a reserve against possible future misfortune or sickness and as a means of gaining financial independence. A savings account in this bank is ;) sound invest ment. It will work for you every day in tlio year and always be available in the hour of need. La Grande National Bank Sunday ERRY'S and Monday A Tale as Salt as the Sea! sorxn CupiU! .vnj Sarplsa, 5S,Hn).(n) KKLIAI5LK Pl.OtiKKSsIW: Jesse L. Lasky Presents a George MelfordJ Production "Moran of the Lady Letty" With DOROTHY DALTON And Rudolph Valentino It's a long, long way from a grand ,iriety ball to mutiny aloard a pirate hell-ship. Tt's just as far fivnn the per- IKii eajiaam alii . n i Im 'm.m fumed ball-room belle to a girl who eowed a erew of mad dened cnt-t.hroats. Come ami see horn- lore leaps orpf, sn two worlds in a romance of unforgettaMc thrill. nici'! Also "PEACEFUL ALUCT'' two iW Coxaij tm m m m m m m m m m m m Adults 35c (Includes war Ujt)-a'iWra, 5 i i 0t