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LA UlCANDh h'.lMM, ui ;si .1: i n
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la Grande Evening Observer
way if not In try tn stump it out, bui
to direct it and use it ua the whole-
iftme mean of improvement.
AH I!1KI'INI)KSC nUMM-APER.
ItibilslieU anily find weakly at Li
rude, Oregon, by La Uramne Uran
ia Observer ll'obllflktlnt Oomana,
MtUC'H tlKNNlM, Kdltor.
tared at thai Poatofflee at t.a Arandi
i Oregon, aa NMrouU Claaa Mail Matte..!
' ' Address all ;rm-nnunlcatlonf to THUI
lbi:itvt:it, 141 Adaaa .. La
Uraade, Oregiln.
CHICniPTIOlf UlTai.
', ' tlr Carrier,
CITV AND rnr!TT oruolaJ.
I'ArilL
Carrier Pigeons Obolt.
On aala In other eltlaa Oregon Rotal
Ntwi Bland. f-in-tland; Imptv-lal Nawa
Stand,, l'ortlandi atuUnoa'afe Newa
Stand, Portland.
There in no more us for carrier
pigeons, ttndintelephotiy already, in
hnbkii or AHuouia'i'ieu HKHi, itK pioneer states, has eliminated
(l b! A-noclaed IT la ezolualvalr ( .1 -..,. , .',
anilUtd to use for publication, ot all'eoi. ""r luiiiiion was carrying
nw dispatcher credited to It or not ; messages, and there are no more mes
sages for them to curry. The ether
otWwIie credited In tlila paper, and
elao the local newt published tbereln.
All rlKbta or itj-puoiicauon 01 eyvciaj
tlapatcUea bare alao are rcierred.
Dally, per rnoiitb
iuf, per uirpa niuniue ,
Dallr, per aix aiio,. In advance
Wall, alncls ey.py -
l.i
Br Hall.
Hdtf, per year, in advance .
uaur, aia
roonf In. In advanca .
Bible Thought For Todaj
- GOti'8 KKSI'ONSK: If my peo
ple, which am called 'by my name.
shall bumble themselves, ana -pray,
and '-k niy face, and turn from
(heir h irked ways; then will I hear
froin heaven, flail will torsive mmr
THE OFFICE CAT
tMO
IJ.SU
Ually, ibrea aicnlha, in adanoa-.l.;a ... . ... ,..., .hPir untl. 2
alix, per bioi.iu . . . ... eww -ni,
ODeerwmar, by ajaiv.. ' chronicles 7;14.
in aavaiu-a .m-"
DaflT, per atui.lb
Tfaaaiy
yer year.
SPOILING GOOD MEN WITH MONEY.
tvrvm the purpose with fur more
speed and certaint)'.
The pass in jr of thin brave wineed
I mesMenger is a matter for sentimental
regret, none tne jess, i ne cut nw
pigeon hux filled1 u fine place in war
and peace, and will live lonjf in story.
It is only one more of man's dumb;
friends and servants losing itH use-'
fulness, with the pro,re..s of science.' mv ctmUi ,lm ifav)wr ri)i(.
Will the doff go, too? Hi anck'hl um vhfm HUn n.UlI lUlH oxvntW
functions of hunting and watchinK 1,0m Iwr falher? 'The. unlv vxcuw
uiiii NHunitt Ki-uiij ifHiritieii. ne,, naVM r- Kniil heintf late
win last longer man me cut, no nj,M, o'l-juci;
doubt, JAiKfy'n days ure ptuinly nuni-jlXpIH.fIMr
bored, as mankind offers more effec-
tive rodent-exterminators and learn.!
to resent a feline preying on buds.
Relief For Tired Aching Feet,
Weak Ankles, Weak Arches
came nam r
rsrAi.i.v
WllK
Ilia 11 we
The Rented Cow.
A little church in a Niirth Carolina
town ifl Kaid to own the tow that
gives the milk of human kindness.
Thin cow l rented out hy the church.
'A family with a number of children,
greatly in need of fresh milk but lack
ing sufficient funds tn purchase eith-
Thn ro-.il trouble with llfii Is just
the sumo as with t ho tijno table -
by I lie tlliici a 111:111 lias il firuriv!
imii ilie train js koiio.
UMTTHIt
To Ihose who lii Ik 11 ml lalk and talk
'illis proVK-rli should ui)e;il;
Tile steam that iilnws the' whistle
Will ni.Ver turn the wheel.
Illinois man beats wire with sau
sage. Thai's the wurst wo 'ever
'a rd.
for having :
Won nrn mU' Ihivx rrrowii tall, hearts don't clian;p
inufh allir r all,' was the "1' Hip old hard', and
according to the president, of the Oreiron Cattle raid llor.se
(.rowers iissoeiiititin, the old surinK is true to the extent
that men iire still' like hoys and can he .spoiled by over in
cUllfirenee 'jmi as )byn ean he spoiled,
The "wpeecli m which a statement was mnde that
'many a'tfood man--a man who was a thorough success
--had heen spoiled in recent years hy giving him too much
capital to work with", was delivered recently and thei
wore ou thinks of the remark the more one is forced toi1'1- m'ik or a cow of their own, may
believe Ihnt man,v men can he spoiled suddenly by increavi 'VS!; ' hw. !l 'i
ihg their caiiital, just as Imivs are spoiled by allowing'money to its Krowin fund for the; ... .. ... .
; il- .1. : ( .!..:.. i n.k.. -u i ...i Al
wiem everviiuug men iieai is "cmi i-. u....r il worn io. ponV(.t .,,
' . (lood men win fit into the scheme (if life in a remark-1.! a eommunity hprl r these flv. wiVPB.
ably snulg and satisfactoity manner were spoiled the past! AccordinK to local authorities, the L'!"'1"''"" "nw
lew vear.s m many instances bv sudtlenlv throwing jnouev!,"','linKp'nt'"t ' workmir beautifully.; i
at them,' urging them 1o take' more and use it-a thiiikj STnirflii; A,tty'n '"' f0""t'' ' w"'"'tw";
.wliicli was rejieatedly d" I to consume close to six quarts of milk ; . "... ,
The excess capital threw the men out: of balance,! A little simple multiplication J hi;;;;:';
lv. i. ...1.-..4- micilll I till , -,t-....T 1.li.-i.l..,.l iv ' v., .it iiirm
,lll 11 iHiiiiinr in iim, in iwcuian i" ii uiiii i iuiii ii, 8everu time ns much
andoverv business. AVhere he was used to handling 10,0(M); week the hire of the
a- year and making a safe profit on it, he was at onci-:vin '"(' milk.
a. i .i. . ji .1.. l ll,i i. . ,t A member of the church says
li.iJLsioruifti into me man mm ii.iiiun u n-u inni-.s iiiai sunui.i ... i.. ,..(,,,,, ,,.
much capital. His decisions and. his. gauges were all set ! sominK forth. You cun see the bloom
i'or the smallef amounts anittiiv eulanrimr them ten timesi'" their cheeks, and
vmiy men found: t difficult, to get their hearings and
teep them. ' t V- "-c.
The, result was iiulnres by the scores, lack or attention
do you enjoy your
Pains, Cramps or
Callouses Here Means
a Weakened Condition
of the Transverse Arch
It is n roinmon weakliest among
both men and wnmun. Your feet
beconio ureu, hot and thoy ache.
o shoo will feel eomr-oi-table on
your foot ami liiro sore ral-
Ioupoh form on the hoitom of (lie
foot. Don't allow this condition
to tio too long "Without correction.
There is An Appliance or Remedy
'For Every Form of Foot Ailment
No matter what your foot trouble may be, our foot com
fort service has given relief to hundreds with the same af
fliction. For, every form of foot aljment tired, aching feet,
weak or fallen larches, tender hej-ls, corns, bunions, cal
louses Dr. Scholl has devised a' scientific appliance or
remedy. '
If yon have desiwirftl In rinding relief from foot auf
feriliK call at our shoe department, and learn about these
corrwllvB uppllntiros. You can be relleveU and It costs you
nothing to try. : .
'. . ' - ii .
DR. SCHOLL'S FOOT
COMFORT SERVICE '
Offem to nil foot aiiffercTa, correction through goJen
tlflc appHaiiceH. These appliances must b fitted accurately
and correctly tot give proper cnrnvtlon. That In the service'
we offer here In our sshoe department telling you wherein
the trouble lies nnn tun vorm of correction necessary. Them
is no obligation whatever.
Examination and Advice Free
No Obligation Come Any Time
dollar a
-to pro-
Ro to the drug store.
k.:i:iii; hkk in ;i,oi:s
v "Is your son-in-law u food pro
l ou ;, . fc
"He can just about keep my
ujs0 tifiini i in nnn i 'pay nr
icveryuunK eise.
"Then hie derelved you ns to his j
i.i'pircuinstancos?" I
WUUIU
kidnan all the Sinn Keinem. nnil the! -N"i ' .distinctly l'Hmember lie
(iDcorporatea)
the scales
have a story to tell
o
If the Ulster bitter-enders
'La Grande's Greatest Department Store"
-WHAT CONSTITUTES GOOD TIMES?
In Union eounty everyone is working who wants to
work. Jilift highway building, the sawmills starting up.the
railroad increasing its number of men all tend to make
the jobs plentiful. i
The woolmen are selling wool at above thirty cents,
eattfe are a little better. Tjie outlook for a good crop of
winter wheat is good.
AVbat constitutes W'mkI times, anvwav i
' o VV,- '
No wonder those. Uritish: j;und-the-worltl-hoppers
eame to grief right tiff. They took a black cat with them.
kidnap all the Ulsterites, Ireland
mi'ifht be peaceful for a while,
It Is suld that Mr. Iliirbank has
'Invented a pepper tomato. That Is
4 .;..,. ;., ..l,n.,t!.. 1 1'" rrmers woum Kiunap all tne He-, '
Mn mm 11. (, kh .......... r,., ...... pu,ijCaI18i ttn(i the. Republicans would
waica womti noi nave existed nan tne general run oi in-
Vesting capital remained about as usual.
it inn v seem strange, but it is a tact, mere is such a
thing as geltiiigtjao intie.li money in the country
m
what inifiht be called real hot stuff.
Americans, as the government has
informed them more than once, arc
perfectly free to do business in Rus
sia under the Soviet regime if they
want to. But somehow Americans
dont seem to want to do business that
batf.
FOR SALE
' The champion mystery will al-
Jwuys be why an efficiency expert
iftaVrtt'riftiii doesn't use his own system and be
come n millionaire: himself.
HO.MK MOItfc ll.Mtl.MNS IN
CI'I'V AM) I'All.M
AMIS
An astronomer says its ridiculous
to suppose that those queer lines vis
ible on the planet Mars are "canals".!
Then maybe they're trenches. It would I
be just like Mars to di(t that kind of! Sn acrPS nPAr ,,lp ,nwn oni
ditches. i house all under cultivation. Good
n ihome and oiitbuildliifis, wiliit some
The former Kaiser may get his war of tb" i"ipmeiit thrown in all for
indemnity from America after all. Hoi"2'"""- This nroperly has a $4,500
is uskino. al.OIMliam f..e ni.l.l!..nilnnl'","','ral 1 i on il which nuikees it
fc -, . , , - -
EIMTAI'HS
Tii speed on a curve noe.ls a. meas
uro of skill,
I.est the auto capsize and the
occupant, kill.
Such as accident happened to noJ'
erick Trave,
Whose 'ffiends have erected this
stone o'er his grave.
rights to his memoirs.'
When gasoline (roes up, some nuto
mobilists holler and others stop wast
ing Ras.
The. worst tiling about doing things down at Washing
toti nowadays is tliat 1pu-. can seldom tell whether any
utterance is legislative or jiolitical.
w.. 0,
Transposition of a wortl sometimes affects It he mean
ing. j or insiance m last evening s uoserver rue lend en- back to Moscow with ail their whiskers
itorial Jiaid, "Hut, (lovenror, It Does l'ay," when it should 'intact.
have read, "Ihit, (WTernor,' Does It I'av" Some little dit
l'erenee. o-
"Serpen Star Oets Divorce" reads amMher headline,
rver a news item ItVom Los Angeles. And the editor might
just as-'well "keep that head standing", ami save type
setting. '
easy to ca:-ry. rl-in-e terms lo be
nude. Will take a good piece of
town property in to(cliane'.
Joe the riodder says you can pay
u niaa's brains with money, but his
heart demands the reward of kind
words. v'.
li).r acres north of La Orande SO
acres in kimmI cultivation, good faarm
South Ireland is makinir m oeress. 'house and barns, Family orchard.
Il parties have decided to fiR-ht it I Rood spriims, on tiho property. 25
out w-ith ballots instead of bullets, lacrese pasiure mid timber, one
o jfoonrth mile from the SO, I'rice
Those Bolshevik! at (ienon seemed $!iini. on, easy ti i nis.
to think it a triumph when thev irotj
Man says tine world la 72,000,000
years old. No wonder It's wrinkled.
The (wo lioys who ran away to
help build Muscle; Shoals will
men by the time the Job opens.
be
President Harding has endorsed
"Be-Kind-to-Animais" -week. 'Hard
in; is u goo i scout and known how to
stand in with the men, all rijrht.
. It is true that the chronic shopper
doesn't buy much, but just look at
all the practice she furnishes for the
clerks.
GONE IP IN SMOKE.
"Played this put-and-take
last niirht."
"How did you make out?"
"Played a motorcycle game."
"A motorlycle game?"
"Put-put-put-put-put-"
Silver Grill Sunday Special
d'hote Chicken dinner, 75 cents-
table
G-3-lt
JAPAN HAS IIS
FIRSTHOLD-UR
RAGS Wanted at The Observer.
TOKIO, June 3. What th police
say was the first "lone bandit'" train
holdup In Japan recently was pulled
off on a train Just outside TokJo
with a net profit to the bandit of
the equivalent of an American
nickel. ;
The highwayman entered a
crowded third class car, turned
down the' lights and at thct point
of a .revolver, 'demanded that the
passengers hand over ttheir money
and valuables. One victim had
of 10 sen, about 5 cuts Amrlcan
of 10 sen, about 5 cents American
money, when the, 'train stopped and
the robber lumped through, an
mien window. He escaped.
-o-
If anyone else comes in with a report that the road is
mowed in between La (I rand o and I'endlet'ii we have a
stiff el ub within easy reach.
. . , o
A Ijondon dispatch says Ambassador Harvey is weai-j"
ing, for afternoon affairs, "a white topper like Sam Wel-i!
ler's." What the Dickens is that fur? S
, 0
Every time those Irish
pact, you can hear the impact.
The principal business of the civil
ized world is still tax-collecting.
0 1
Lltarally.
"Take a doull handful of Interest
la every thing. That Is the best rec
(ie for liappluesa," says u noted states
nan. 'ww we know why uioney lend
irs are such a cheery crowd '. ti-
room modern house on Adams
live. Two l.iurge lols fruit trees good
Karayi', in one of the best locations
(Mil town, nil for $5500.00 tonus,
(.'onie and see us for your Insurance,
I. lie. 111 Till-; MUTUAL LI FK INS,
Co. of NKW YOItK. I-'IHK mid
Al'TO.MOIULI-:.
Hear Chief Kedfealher at the Ar-
cade tonight and Sunday. A treat for gjgjj
mil mm .'.'UHK- ,i-.i-
C.J. BLACK & CO.
New Foley Building
La Grande, Oregon
'actions get together for
a;
icr ( 'hainauipia program.
1 inbler beats us all with
and she has a L'-ood one. too.
If Portland's bidl ; team continues to have g
we will send Cove's liuskics'down and . lean 'em up.
Do women dress for men,
themselves? Thetc may be no fiu.l
answer
light is thrown on it by the complaint
of the male superintendent of the
girls' reformatory at Bedford, N. V
"The girls," 'he says, "take tlv
same pains in dressing and beautify
lug themselves here as Utey would
for an'Kaster parade in Mfth avenue.
They love to 'doll themselves' up'." '
He thinkji it odd, evidently, and
even wicked, although there are n.
masculine eyes to witness the heiuitifi
ration and no maMruline morals to be
warped by it. He tha"k it if had for
the girls themselve: and o he has
furbhiibn various kintU of beauty ae
9sRri',' restricting thaK'rto to tlvej
plaifjesp costumes a.i simplest pra--
Feminine Adornment. ti,. i!
I Something must be conceded to aim- !
or 1 llv i.n.l ,,,f...M... . v :
i J III 1.11 il iii-1
i stitlltiiin. lint i tt... .......Fl...un.l.,l I
to this old question, but ties- ,,,.jr,.iv ,:i,, . i '. '., i ...i
t i' those gnl
to make themselves ns !
attractive as they cun, even within I
the rrfoi matury walls? Or is it even
a wuste of time? Are not such pit -'
fol efforts, at bottom mainly intend-l'
rd Vi jireserve the girls' self-respect? l
When any human beings, especially J
women.'no longer rare how they look,;'
they are ,m the downward I'ath for!
-'.ie. It, means a fundamental slump-
ing of stanituid,, The Knglish get U
tleman realir.lng that, insisUs on J
"ilresjing f- dinner" though He mav
be camping in a tropici.1 jungle with1!
none to sea him but savagrs.
"onjuiig up" be half vanltvj:
but it is lMinlfv;rue. The 4ettr,t
AN INCOME OF
$100.00 A WEEK
amounts to no nore than $10.(10 u week in the end
if it is all spent as you go.
Sound business judgment dictates that: a portion
of your earnings be set aside as a reserve against
possible future misfortune or sickness and as a
means of gaining financial independence.
A savings account in this bank is ;) sound invest
ment. It will work for you every day in tlio
year and always be available in the hour of need.
La Grande National
Bank
Sunday
ERRY'S
and Monday
A Tale as Salt as the Sea!
sorxn
CupiU! .vnj Sarplsa, 5S,Hn).(n)
KKLIAI5LK
Pl.OtiKKSsIW:
Jesse L. Lasky Presents a George MelfordJ Production
"Moran of the
Lady Letty"
With
DOROTHY DALTON
And Rudolph Valentino
It's a long, long way from a grand ,iriety ball to mutiny
aloard a pirate hell-ship. Tt's just as far fivnn the per-
IKii eajiaam alii . n i Im 'm.m
fumed ball-room belle to a girl who eowed a erew of mad
dened cnt-t.hroats.
Come ami see horn- lore leaps orpf, sn two worlds
in a romance of unforgettaMc thrill.
nici'!
Also "PEACEFUL ALUCT'' two iW Coxaij
tm m m m m m m m m m m m
Adults 35c (Includes war Ujt)-a'iWra, 5 i i 0t