La Grande evening observer., July 31, 1917, Image 3

TUESDAY, JULY 31, 1917.
LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER.
PAGE THREE
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CHEVROLET
W. S. Dulmage Motor Co.
Seattle
"we are finding Zerolene a very
efficient lubricant."
CADILLAC
Western Auto Sales Co.
Reno
"we consider Zerolene partic
ularly adapted for use in high
speed "V" type motors."
MAXWELL
Lord Motor Car Co.
Lot Angeles
"have used Zerolene in Max
well cars for over three years
with excellent results."
Fir traders, Zertkm
Heavj-Dut is tifici
ally rtctmmendti.
and has taken keen interest in mili
tary affairs.
Lee McAflister, a Salem boy and a
former member of Company M, who
saw service on the Mexican border
and who is now at the reserve officers
training camp at The Presidio, has
been ordered to active duty at the
training camp. He holds a commis
sion as second lieutenant.
Word has ibeen received here that
Harold Hoxie, formerly a clerk in the
state insurance commissioner's office,
nas Deen commissioned a second lieu
tenant in the field artillery,
tion in cattle cars" offered him, even
insisted upon, and refused the chance,
but wanted1 to remain in Bisbee,
should have been compelled to walk
fifteen miles on the hot, burning
sanclg of the desert, and back, with
out a drop of water, as punishment
for having such a large yellow streak
in his physical make-up.
- If you, reader, have ever visited
Bisbee, Arizona, you will understand
this paragraph.
LUE F. VERNON.
Buffalo Bill is dead, but the "Buf
falo Bill" 5-cent novel, seems destined
like Tennyson's "Brook" to go on lor
ever.
Rube (At San Diego, Calif., avi
ation camp) "What is this?"
Mechanic "It is an airship."
Rube "Can it fly?"
Mechanic "Oh, yes, it can fly." '
Rube "And will it fly?" .
Mechanic "Certainly."
Rube "When?"
Mechanic "In a short time, now."
iRube "Where will it fly?"
j Mechanic "Over Berlin."
Rube "What will it fly over Ber
lin for?"
Mechanic "To drop bombs."
Rube "What will bombs do?"
Mechanic "They will break the
Kaiser's head, and send him across
the Jordan, it is to be hoped, then
the world will applaud. May God speed
the day."
Rube "I thank you for your in
formation." Mechanic ''Don't mention it."
Rube "Good-day."
Mechanic "Good-day."
North Beach
LEGAL NOTICES
ess
The REAL REST RESORT
of the North Pacific Coast is now
reached by Rail or Steamer
from Portland.
LOW ROUND-TRIP FARES
union pacific System
and a New Beach Folder upon application to
. nearest t IV. A. R. & N. Agent,
or by writing
Wm.McMurray.Qtnor! Pasienger Agent, Portland
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account, and the making of the final
order of distribution and settlement In
said estate
Dated this Oth day of July, 1917.
MARTHA L. McCULLY,
Administratrix of the estate of Wil
mer D. McCully, deceased.
Cochran & Eberhard, Attorneys for
Administratrix. Adv.
D. 7-10-17-24-81; 8-7.
O. A. C. Opening Delayed
On a Stormy Voyage
Tacoma, Wash., July 80 United
Press) Nick Tuties has started a
stormy voyage on the sea of matri
mony. Nick, the other day, was hur
rying back to Ihds home at Aberdeen
from Seattle with his bride safely
stowed in his automobile. She was
his first bride and he was in a hurry,
and he ran foul of Country Speed
officer Chilberg, who told Nick it
would cost him just $15 for his hurry.
Nick promised to pay the fine and
hurried on.
But Nick forgot, and an other of
ficer was sent to his now home. Ten
dollars was added to the fine to slim-
Endorsed by Leading
Car Distributors
became the records of their
service departments show that
Zerolene, correctly refined
from California asphalt-base
crude, gives perfect lubrication
less wear, more power, least
carbon deposit.
De:. . everywhere and
at our icrvice ttadona. .
STANDARD
OIL COMPANY
(California)
Corvallis, Ore., July 80 Opening of
the Oregon Argiculture college this
year will be delayed until October 8,
Final Notice to Creditors so that students will have plenty of
Notice is hereby given' that the un- time to attend to the fall harvesting ulate Nick's memory in the future.
dersiened has filed her final account 1 before leaving them. The forestry i "His troubles are just betrirjiine."
He has in the estate of Wilmer D. McCully, (short course will not open until Nov-; observed a neighbor, long married.
oecn recommended for a position in deceased, in the county court of the ember 5, and will end April 12. The
the quartermaster's department and state of Oregon for Union county, i first week in January will be sei aside
and said county court has set the as tarmers ana inome-makers weelt
eighth day of August, 1917 at 10 1 The winter short course eovors the
o'clock a. m. as the time, and the 'period from January 7 to February 1.
Court House, La Grande, Union j The second semester will begin Feb
County, Oregon, as the place, for the j ruary 11, and commencement exer
hearing of any objections to her said cises are scheduled for June 4.
may go on active duty soon.
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THREE SALEM BOYS
GIVEN COMMISSIONS
Arnold L. Grallop, Lee McAllister and
Harold Hoxle All Pass
Salem, July 31 (Special) Ser
geant Arnold L. Grallop, a Willamette
University student, who went to the
draining camp from Company M with
the rank of sergeant, has passed the
examination for second lieutenant in
the regular army, which is different
from reeciving a commission in the
national army. When the war is over
Lieutenant Grallop will remain with
the regular army instead of returning
to civil life as the officers of the na
tional army will do. He was with
Company M on the Mexican border
NEW CAR
Watermelons
THEY ARE FINE
Get your berries for canning before they are
gone.
Jelly Glasses and Fruit Jars of all kinds.
When you go fishing or camping outfit here.
CALL MAIN 35.
HUG'S GROCERY
Frank Carpenter, the distinguished
correspondent, seems to think all the
peanuts in the world are in Texas.
It is quite evident to my mind, that
Frank has never visited a moving
picture show in a small town.
It will not be long after our soldiers
get busy, across the Atlantic until we
see the date line reading: "Some
where in Germany," instead of "Some
where in France." Have a little pat
ience, will you?
I'd like to be an editor,
And with the editor's stand.
I'd a filled up with breakfast
At Joseph. O happy band!
Now the happy days are here,
My praises reach the. sky,
For I can eat and eat and eat.
The lucious cherry pie.
m m
.Muzzey's History of the United
States, says that General Grant "as
a statesman was pitiable." This state
ment along should easily qualify the
book for immediate dumpage into the
sewer of oblivion, with no rescue
squad in sight
Some folk in the United States do
not seem to know that Uncle Sam is
at war, but if these sort of two-legged
animals keep on scandalizing him
and offering prayers in behalf of the
Kaiser, as many are no doubt doing
they will wake up some morning to
discover themselves with a gag in
their mouth, and a man with a gun
standing over them, and that man
will be a United States soldier. Get
me?
.
When I feel uncomfortably warm
these days, I simply begin reading
Sam L. Simpson's classic poem, "The
Beautiful Willamette." Then in fancy,
I am in some cozy green-bordered
nook on the bank of the ever-charming
and fascinating river, enjoying
the cool breeze and delightful scenery
and seemingly hearing:
"Out from the Cascades frozen gorges,
Leaping like a child at play,
Winding, widening, lovely river,
Bright Willamette glides away."
as crooned by each musical ripple
that kisses the shore.
It is reported London gets Ameri
can steaks for a third less than the
price people of the United States
must pay for them. Well, all of us
cannot live in London, you know.
It is said there wtre 1100 alleged
Industrial Workers of the World de
ported from Bisbee, Arizona. I have
no use for an I. W. W. I do not be
lieve in destruction of property.
There were men also deported, who
were not I. W. W.s, so it is claimed.
There are always a few broke men
in a mining camp, and it is this class
, of men I am speaking about men
who do not belong to the I. W. W.'s
! but who were stoney-broke in Bis
. bee.
I I say that any man who was broke
in .Bisbee, not having the money to
purchase transportation from that
measly, hot, cliff -dwelling burg, and
'had the alluring delightful fascinat
ing "get away" chance as "deports-
Slam Presents Note.
Vienna, via Copenhagen, July 80.
(Special) The Siamese minister has
presented' to the Austro-Hungarian
foreign minister Siams declaration of
war against the dual monarch.
The note was dated July 22.
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HAS KNOWN FOR 85 YEARS;
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MADE STRICTLY FOR ITS CHEWING QUALITY
WOULD NOT KEEP FRESH IN THIS SECTION.
NOW THE PATENT POUCH KEEPS IT
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A LITTLE CHEW OF GRAVELY ENOUGH
AND LASTS LONGER THAN A IG CHEW
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