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FAGE SIX IA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER MONDAY, AUGUST 14, 191(i. TSfT Tflr i1 "wy WJr .,1 1 Sf art is the vital step in building for pros perity the step that, once taken and regularly fol lowed, leads on to success, niaepena ySS ence and happiness. 3 Now is the time to zM begin. Tomorrow is not as valuable - as today. A Sav- ings Account in the W United States Na qj tional Bank is a most helpful factor yy in building charac- tfr and establishing a competence. jjg) Call and open an accoivut with a jj. small deposit to- The, United States National Bank La Grande, Oregon. OYS INDULGE I "T- M. C. A. JUNIORS PUT L BUSY DAY. .Secretary King Puts Lads Through Tests Tigers Leading. Saturday was a big day for the .'junior boys of the Y. M. C. A. In re turn for the attendance and interest during the past several months, the 4ys were given a long period of at itention during the day. The junior ctas 'has grown during the past two months, until there is now an enroll ment of nearly 60 lively boys. The work given the boys during the sum mer period is along the playground 'System of work and is very much en joyed. The competitive system is used. This method keeps the boys keyed up all the time, The two teams competing since .July 1st are the Tigers and the Wild cats. The race has been neck and aneck until 'Saturday afternoon, when Mhe Tigers won a special game of ball and is now leading bv the score of 61 points to 61. At the class period Sat-1 I. It, ( L S, L SJ hSiLSjbS.Aa SPOHTFES Looking For A Chance To Save a $ And Then Some? SEE THE REAL BARGAINS IN MY SECOND-HAND WINDOW m J $ 2.23 Stands - 99c $ 3.00 Stands $1.10 $10.50 Stands $3.98 $22.50 Sideboard $ 9.48 $35.00 Sideboard $14.50 Have about 50 good beds left of the SNAP I bought two weeks ago. BEDS going up my price going down. Beds for $1.00, $2.00, $3.00 and $4.00 These are good Beds. "Worth dollars to you to buy here. F. D. HAISTEN urduy morning, the following pro gram events was given: Nine inning tmsebull game, won by tho Tigers. Five inning baseball gume, won by the Wildcuta. 18-Uoys' relay race, won by tlie Tigers. 6-Uoys' relay race, alow race, won by the Wildcats. 6-Boys' relay race, fast race, won by the Tigers. Longest time under water, won by Shirley of the Tigers. Best dive for form, won by Ford of the Tigers. Three timea across the pool, won by Qdinter of the Tigers. Speed race, won by Bramwell of the Wildcats. Six boys under water, won by Bramwell of the Wildcats. 12 boys relay across pool, won by the Wildcats. Swimming on buck, won by Tuckey of the Wildcats. In the afternoon the boys were tak en to Oro Dell by the secretary and a fust game of ball was played which was won by the Tigers.. The boys then took a swim and the day was thoroughly enjoyed by all. Your Bowels Should More Once a Day . A free easy movement of the bow els every day Is a sign of good health. Dr. King's New Life Pills will give you a gentle laxative effect without griping and free your system of blood poisons, purify your blood, overcome constipation and have an excellent tonic effect on the entire system. Makes you feel like living. Only 25c at druggists. (Advertisement.) Meals and Lunches for Recruits. United States Army Recruiting Station. Federal Bldg., La Grande, Oregon, Aug. 9. Sealed proposals, in triplicate, made out on the form next following, will be received here until 4 o'clock p, m., August 19, 1916, and then opened, for furnishing meals and lunches for the recruiting party, recruits, and applicants for enlistment in the U. S. Army at the above named recruiting station lor tne periou com mencin? Aueust 20. 1916. The meals furnished must be sub stantial and of wholesome quality, in suitable proportions of meat (or fish.) bread, vegetables, sugar, cottee. or tea, and the usual seasoning; to be well cooked and satisfactory quuntity supplied. In addition to the meals, soap shall be furnished in tne pro portion of one pound to each 76 meals, and matches at the rate of six boxes per month, . without extra charge.. The meals and lunches must be neatly served (or furnished). three times daily, in a clean apart' ment with respectable surroundings, not too remote from the station, at such hours as may be designated by the recruiting officer. Each lunch shall consist of substantial and whole some food, sufficient for a man's sus tenance for one meal, but need not in clude coffee. 'When desired for car- rvinff. the lunches shall be nut up in neat and compact form, each separ ately or as desired. The government reserves the right to reject any or all proposals, and also the right to terminate the ogreement that may be made, at any time upon notice from the recruiting officer to the bidde:- whose proposal is ac cepted. For further information relative to the manner of bidding, conditions to be observed, etc., apply to tne re cruitinir officer. Bidders are invited to be present at the opening of the proposals. Envelopes containing proposals should be marked "Proposals for meals and lunches, to be opened Aa gust 19, 1916," and addressed to the recruiting officer at the address given above. CAPTAIN LEE M. CLARK, 0. N. G. Recruiting umcer. 8-10-10t The Best Laxative. To keep the bowels regular the best laxative is outdoor exercise. Drink a full glass of water half an hour be four breakfast and eat an abundance of fruit and vegetables, also estab lish a regular habit and be sure that your bowels move once each day. When a medicine is needed take Chamberlain's Tablets. They are pleasant to take and mild and gentle in effect. Obtainable everywhere. DELAYED INAUGURATION. Why Washington Had to Walt Until April 30 In 1769. Although Miin.li 4 Is iho dale act by luw for the Inauguration of our presi dents, thero wua uue occasion when the rule was not observe, for George Washlngtou was inaugurated on April SO, 1780, lustead of March 4. Wlii'u the coustltiitlou Inid been rati fied by tbe requisite uumbvr of states the Coutlueutul congress by resolution of Sept l!l, 1788, set the flrat Wednes day of the following March (March 4, 17811) as tbe "time for commencing pro ceedings" under Ibe uew form of gov. ernuieuL Owing to delaya of various kinds, such aa difficulties of travel, etc., mem bera of tbe first congress were very alow to assemble In New York, and it quorum of both houses was not ob tained until April 6. Tbe counting of the electoral vot.i, the notification of Waahlugton and bis Journey from Mount Vernon to New York took until April 23, aud his inauguration was sot for April 30. Ills term of olllce was, however, con strued aa having commenced on March 4, tho date set by tbe Continental con gress for tbe Inauguration of the new government, and so it came to an 'oriel on March 4, 1703, although it lacked nearly two months of tbe four years provided for by the constitution. New York Times. CATCH THEM AND KILL THEM, Don't Keep Fith Alive Aftsr You Gat Them Out of the Water. Trobably nine-tenths of the fisher men hereabouts make the mistake of trying to keep their fish nllvo nfter they lire caught An the theory that the flesh will taste better after they get home and prepare thetu for the pun for cook ing. They string tbem mid keep them hi the water or let them die In the creel. I The custom Is a mistake, according way Is to kill the fish the momeut It is lauded by pushing Its head buck und thus breaking the neck or giving It a hard blow ou the head. Then tuke a kulfo and "bleed" them by running the knife blade around the bottom of the gills. "In order to get your flsh homo with out any discoloration," declares a vet eran angler, "tuke along a yard or two of white cheeseloth, and us soon ns the Bh la caught kill it und bleed It. Then dampen the cluth and wrap up each llsh separately, tuUIug care that no two flsh touch each other. "Ily doing this you will find that the flsh will retuin all tbe color mnrklng just as clear and bright as when It was first taken from tbe water and the fish will be sweet end palatable." Phila delphia Ledger. , Napoleon's Custodian at St. Helena. Sir Hudson Lowe, the mau appointed by Kngland to bo the custodian of tbe emperor, arrived at St. Helena ou April 14, 1810. His appearance was not prepossessing. He was extraordi narily thin, with a stiff carriage. He bad a long, bony fncc. blotched with red and scanty balr of a dirty yellow color. Ills hollow eyes gleamed un der thick, reddish eyebrows, but were furtive toud restless, never looking straight at any one save by stealth. "That Is a bad man," declared Na poleon when be hnd seen him. "Ills eye as he examined me was like a hyena's caught In a trap." He really resembled this horrid, sly animal In Its walk as well us In hair and eyes. He never sat down when he wus talking, but swung about hesitat ingly and with abrupt jerks. "With Napoleon at St. Helena." Life's Llttla Tragedies. A youth dushed Into the florist's shop. "There was something witfng nbout those red roses you sent the lady on Lincoln avenue." he declared. "I'm sure they were sent," replied tho florist "I remember tho order. You sukl you wanted tho very cheap est ones, a ! :en and a quarter. Here. Joe." The uew boy eauio forward. "You remember those roses you took to Lincoln avenue. Suro you got the address right?" "Yes, sir. I took It off the bill for 'em, sir." "Brlug the bill here." "I can't, sir. I put it In the box with the rosesl" Cleveluud Plain Dealer. London's Backward Suburb. Wimbledon proved Itself In one re spect tbe most backward of Loudon suburbs. Until VK2 the streets of Wimbledon were still lit by oil. and the lamplighter could be seen every even ing milking his rounds, with bis ladder on his shoulder. The Wimbledon lniu lighter used mutches Instead of tinder and steel, but otherwise ht9 methods were tbe sume as those pursued by his predecessors In tho days of Queen Anne. Loudon Mull. Penalty of Laxinese. Head of Uepurtment What's this lying on my desk? The last dunning letter received from my tailor, duly initialed by all my clerks. Oh. dear! Whut have I done? Actually sent it around to be duly noted by the whole stuff without taking the trouble to look at It! Fllegeude matter. Of Some Uie. . "Gentlemen." remarked the pro fessor, "the general function of the heads of several learned members of this class is to keep their neckties from slipping off." Ilurvard Lampoon. The true services of life are Inestliu able In money and are never paid. It L. Stevenson. ORIGIN OF LAUGHTER. Carrying the Anatyala Baok to the v Lowly Prahlatarlo Clam. Laughter la uu Involuntary physical reaction. Iluglilluga Jackson eulla It "one of the Innumerable epilepsies to which man la subject." It la apparent ly a universal heritage, though certain causes may operate more powerfully uiwn one Individual thau upon another to produce It In the little child whose sensibilities are uncomplicated by any uieutal experience unless they be racial ones the shock of delicate touch tick ling, aa we call It Hint causes laugh ter. Why? Tbe claim of our psychologist carries us a long leap backward! to tbe most elemental form of animal life. Beyond the savage stands the monkey and dimly far beyond him the mollusk, whoso only sense wai that of touch, Picture this great-grandfather of liv ing things lying motionless save for those nervous, fluttering, sensitive feel ers extended to play the purt of sight aud hearing. A bit of seaweed bumps against them. A apasin rucks the mol lusk's whole being, crushing liliu Into bis shell until the surprise has abated; then tho fact that no further attack follows brings relief. This Is tbe germ of tlie cause of our Hughter spasm a sudden shock. In stantly followed by a feeling of relief. Only such shocks us were followed by relief became racial memories. Where relief did not follow the clam did not lire to leave a heritage. Ilurgcs John son In Harper's Magazine. SPOILED HIS SYSTEM. Ha Thought It Couldn't Be Dona, but He Is Wieer Now. I know a man who wears his shirts In chronological order thut Is, If he buys a new shirt be tags it with bis Initials, numbers It and places It ut the bottom of tho pile. And. no matter how much ho likes It, he docs not Wear It until It comes out at the top of the pile. He went Into wordy detail about the economy of lila system, aud be added that he arranged his socks aud under wear In tho same manner. I told him thut he would meet the wontnu of his dreams some fine day and that she would knock the spots out of his system. I told him that she would admire a particular shirt, caress Its dclicute stripes lovingly and ask why he didn't wear It ofteuer. And then he would send It to the laundry as soon as It was soiled and weur It as soon as It got buck, und he would buy other shirts like it, and he would forget the system. "Don't you believe It!" he said. "The person doesn't live who could upset my system!" But I met him a few days ago for tho first time In a year. He was hur rying to catch a car. so I had only time to ask him how he was and how things were going. And bo didn't have time to e.vplulu. He only shouted over his shoulder jubilantly, "I'm wearing 'em every which way!" And I hadn't even heard he was mar ried. Cleveland Pluin Denier. Croeiing the Bar. Tennyson's famous poem "Crossing the Bar" wus written, said his son, In the poet's eighty-first year "ou a day In October when we came from Aid worth to Farrlngford. Before reaching Far ringford be bad had tlie 'moaning of tbe bar1 In his mind, and after dinner he showed me tbe poem written out That is the crown of your life's work,' " said his son, who was the first man after tho poet to read "Crossing the Bar" and who passed the first criti cism upon It In such fitting and gener ous language. "It came in a moment," said the poet, mid be explained the pi lot as the Divine and Unseen, who Is always guiding us. A day or two be fore lie died tho poet, culling his son to bis bedside, said, "Mind you put 'Cross, lug the Bur' at) the end of all editions of my poems." The Forehead and Health. The forehead is the first feature of tho face to show liidisinsltion. Tho minute one's stomach Is out of order there will be yellow spots on the brow. When one feels fnlut the forehead will Instantly show it. When one is sick thero will be freckles and pimples upon the brow, which was smeoth and clear before. The forehead Is as good an in dication of one's general health as Is the pulse. London Globe. Ugly Comparison. . "Dad, whut do they mean by peren nial?" "Continuing from year to year," an swered pop. "Like ray hut." Interposed ma. And then there was a deep, porten tous silence. Providence Tribune. Fatal Anvhow. "Won't you try a piece of my wlfe'i angel cuke?" "Will It make an nngel of me?" "That will depend on the kind of a life you have led." Houston Post Transcribing the Unreal. "The poem 'Kubla Khan' wua tran scribed from a dream." "I could make n great moving picture scenario from some of the nightmarea I have." Kansas City Journal. Selecting a Name. "I think I'll start a magazine to be called Umbrage." "Why thut somewhat unusual name?" "People are so apt to take It." Louisville Courier-Journal. Fresh Water Sharks. The great Lake Nicaragua and the Rio Gmude. which connects It with tbe Caribbean, are Inhabited by one of tbe few fresh water species of shark known In tbe world. Professional Directory FRATERNAL ORDERS 4. F, 4 A.M. La Grande Lodge No. 41, A. P. & A. M. holds regular meetings first and third Saturday at 7:30 p. m. Cordial welcome to all Masons. ROBERT S. EAKIN, W. M. A. C. WILLIAMS, Sec. B. P. O. E. ELKS, La Grande Lodge No 433. Lodge meets each Thurs day evening at eight o'clock. Home and club privileges cheer fully extended to all 'Brother Elks. FRANK C. BRAMWELL, Exalted Ruler. ADNA B. ROGERS, Secretary. KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS Bed Cross Lodge No. 27 meet every Monday night In Castle hall (K. of P. hall.) A Pythian welcome to all visitng Knights. A. W. NELSON, C. C. DELILE GREEN K. of R. S MODERN WOODMEN OF AMER ICA La Grande Cam. No. 7703 meets on tho first and third Thurs day evenings of each month in the K. of P. hall. Visiting neighbors welcome. H. E. DIXON, V. C. CHAS. JESTER, Clerk. WOODMEN OF THE WORLD La Grande Camp No. 169 meets every first and third Friday nt K. of P. Hall. All visiting neighbors wei corned. O. L M'DOWELL, C. C. E. W". EASTMAN, Clerk. L. O. O. M. La Grande Lodg No. 850 Loyal Order Of Moose holds regular meeting every Wednesday night at 8 p. m. in Eagle Hall, fifth floor Foley building on Adams Ave. Visitors always welcome. Dues payable at Young's Sweets. GEO YOUNG, Die. HARRY SWART. Sec. F. 0. E. La Grande Aerie No. 259 on each and every Friday evening at 8 o'clock on top floor of new Foley building. Visit.ng members cordially welcomed. J. P. RUSK, W. P. L. F. BELLINGER, Sec. 0, E, S. Hope Chapter No. 13, O. E. S. holds stated communications the second and fourth Wednesday of each month. Visiting members cordially inviteu. EMMA L. KIDDLE, W. M. MARY A. WARNICK, Sec. ROYAL NEIGHBORS. Iris Camp meets every second Friday After noon and fourth Friday evening, evey month in K. of P. Hall. All visitine members cordially invited. MINNIE BUNTING, Oracle. LILY C. KIM MEL, Recorder. Safeguard Your Child. If your child is pale, dull, at times flushed, irritable and fretful you should attend to this condition at once as the chances are your little one is suffering from worms. Klckapoo Worm Killer is what you should get This well known remedy in lozenge form is pleasant to take and expels the worms at once, the cause of your child a suffering. Only 25c at all druggists. Liver Trouble. "I am bothered with liver trouble about twice a year," writes Joe Dbig man, Webster City, Iowa. "I have pains in my oide and back and an aw ful soreness in my stomach. I Iheard of Chamberlain's Tablets and tried them. By the time I had used half a bottle of them 1 was feeling tine and had no signs of pain." Obtainable everywhere. THE FLAVOR OF "SPEAR HEAD" JSJHIQUE A Chew That Has Been Famous for a Third of a Century HAS THE RICH RED BURLEY TASTE Chewing is the only way to get the rich taste of the tobacco, leaf. And the only form of tobacco in which you get the leaf as Nature made it is the plug form. A chew of Spear Head plug tobacco has a wonderful flavor such as you never did and never will taste in any other tobacco. That Spear Head flavor is unique, jneliow, fruity, everlastingly delicious and satisfying. Spear Head has been famous '.or a third of a century as the richest, tasti est of chews. It's made of sun-ripened, red Bur Icy. And it's produced by the most modern methods, which develop the hiic'ons flavor of the leaf to the su preme degree. It is safeguarded at every step in its making. The factory is clean and san itary ihe processes are pure-food pro cesses. When the choice red Burley has been pressed into mellcw. sweet Soear Head plugs you have a chew that simply can't be equalled. S;car Head is the high quality chew of the world. Try Spear Head you'll never again be satisfied with any other chew. In 10c cut, vrapped in wax paper. REBEKAHS Crystal Lodge No: 13. Meets every Tuesday evening In the I. O. O. F. Hall. All vibiting mem bers are Invited to attend. ADLA GUILDERS, N. G. ROSA GLASS, Sec. K. A L. OF SECURiTY. Mt Emily Council No. 2046. Molts second and fourth Thursday evening at 8 o'clock at Eagle nail. Visiting mem bers are welcome. C. E. STITT, Pres. C. W. COOK, Fin. Sec. VIOLA L. HOGUE, Re-:. Sec PYTHIAN SISTERS of Rowena TeJ ple No. 9 meets every second and fourth Friday evening at K. P. Hall. MRS. LIZZIE HAYWORTH, M. K, O. LOUISE LANDRl ' M. of R. C. WOMEN OF WOODCRAFT CIRCLE NO. 47 Meet second and fourth Tuesday evenings of each month at the Eagle nail. All visiting, neighbors welcome. LILLIE ALLSTOTT, G. N. LOUISE HILARY, Clerk. PHYSICIANS AN1 SURGEONS. . DR. R. E. L. HOLT Physician and surg. in; corner Adams venuo and Depot street. Phonaa Olllce Main 68; Residence Main 730. Hours 11 to 12 a. m.; 2 to 5 p.m.; 7 to 8 p. in. DR. H. L. UNDERWOOD Physician and surgeon. Diseases of the eye a 8poci&Ity DR. DORA J. UNE JRWOOD Dis eases ot women and childre.i. Of fices Adams evenu, over Red Cross Drug Store. EYE. EAR, NOSE, THROAT SPEC IALIST . DR. H. M. BOUVY Practice limited exclusively to diseases and surgery of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat and the Fitting of Glasses. Office West Jacobson Bldg. Offl.-e phone Red 3431. Residence, Main 39. OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS DR. J. L. INGLE Osteopathic phy sician. DR. MARGRFT INGLE Diseases of women; care and feeding of chil dren. Office Room 87, new Foley Bldg. Office hours 10-12 a. m.: 2-6 p. m., and by appointment. Office phone Red 1761; residence Red 881. CHIROPRACTORS DRS. DARLAND Chiropractic par lors 4th and Depot street. Phone Red 1761.' DRS. ALLEN FALLEN Chiroprac tors. Office hours 9:30 to 12 a. m.r 2 to 6 and 7 to 9 p. m. Phone Red 8281; over Family Restaurant, 209 Fir street, La Grande, Oregon. VETERINA- Y DR. H. W. RILEY Graduate Veter inarian Hospital. 1409 Madison Aye. State Stallion Inspector and Inspec tor of Stock for shipment. Home In dependent Phon Black 41. Formers Co-operative Phone, Main 112 DENTIST E. P. Mossman Dentist: rooms 6 and 7 new West Building. Phone Black 1521; Office hours 8 to 12 p. m. and 1 to 5 p. m. ATTORNEYS CRAWFORD & EAKIN. T. H. Crawford and Robert S. Eatin, Att orneys at law. Practice in all the courts aof the state and United , Sttaes. Office, West Jacobson build ing, rooms 9-10-17, Le Grande Ore gon. COCHRAN & EBERHARD Geo.T. Cochran and Colon R. Eberhard Attorneys. La Grande National Bank Bldg. La Grande, Ore. E. W. EASTMAN Lawyer Office Rooms 1 and 3, La Grande National Bank Building. R. J. GREEN. Attorney at law Rooms 14-16, Palmer-Roesch Bldg., La Grande Ore. Practices in all state and Federal courts. ALBERT SMALL Attorney at Law. itooms z, zi la Urande National Bank Building. Practices in all state and federal courts. Phone Main 11. AUCTIONEER ED STRINGHAM, the Reliable Sales man. Farm and Stock Sales a spec ialty. Satisfaitioi guaranteed. Clerk books furnished free. R. F. D. No. 2. Phone Farm 1x6. CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER H. E. Roskamp, Contractor and build er. La Grande Ore., Phono Re ' 1981. R. R. NEAL Civil Engineer. Office City Engineer over Fire Station, La Grande, Oregon. Plans, specifica tions and estimates. Surveys of all natures. Office phone Main 708; Res. phone Red 1171. ARCHITECT MILTON S. BLOCK Architect. Sketches and estimates cheerfully furnished. Office, Room 26, New Foley Building. C. B. MILLER Architect, Room 28, New Foley Building. W. L. STRINGHAM Instructor of piano, btudio over Young s confectionery.