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PAGBTHBE3, IiA GKAKDE EVENING OBSERV! K Wednesday, March 1, i9i SHERRY THEATRE Today Only Metro Presents Francis X. Bushman and Marguerite Snow In . . .."THE SECOND IN COMMAND"... TOMORROW William Farnum in "A Soldiers Oath" A William Fox Production to the sole and painful part. The X .fc.fr 4. 4 4? 4444? 4?4,4 nlood flows freely and in a short time j ' r the stiffness and puin leaves. Those I suffering from Neuralgia or Neural- j ft eic Headache will find one or two I applications of Sloan's Liniment will y Kive gruuuui reuei. niv ukuiu&imk ( x pain (rives way to a tingling sensa- tion of comfort and warmth and quiet rest and sleep iB possible. Good for Neuritis too. Price 25c at your t ; ... WAR ODDITIES Amsterdam Berlin advices say Kinir Ferdinnnd of Bulgaria contri buted fifty golden nu ils to bo hammer-! ft BntSB HJMi THE FORUM bird sees it. My homo is on the beau tiful Columbia Rivor highway. I sharpen my claws on the beautiful and mighty cliffs of Crown Point. Like Bulk Garden Seeds Diamond Quality Spray Your Roses With our Rose Spray ed into the berg statue. wooden Von Hinder j Sign of (Jood Digestion. on the topmost towering ncigni 01 Eagle Cap and there sharpen my beak 'on its flinty cliff.i I am always pre- wives and babies and sweethearts, and pared and willing to give valuable nd liv their industry and economy una vice." Hardsurface Roads Discussed By the j conservative good sense, have made "Excuse me, Mr. Hawk. I only ex- 1 u 1 .. ....11-.., UI-.on-n liL-o a rna linn I 1 nonriul nrluinu " . Fowls of the Air i y " ; " " "., i "u."r . "SAID THE HAWK TO THE OWL" When you see a cheerful and happy old lady you may know that sho has good digestion. Jf your digestion is imnaired or if you do not :H:ish 3 flash of light, I flv away and perch ;your meals take a doso of Chamber lains lauieis. iney sirunguieii me stomach, improve the digestion and cuu.se a gentle movement ot , tne bowels. Obtainable everywhere. (,, i,i "Hello, old man Owl. You ar.. one ' . ,&,. ' viiev i, indeed ; .n,.h l nro n,t wnrthv of renlv 1 .nm n see. Are vou an oln - . , . - , .... . ,, .. " i timer?" said the Hawk. "Yes, yes, yes. Its a long, long time, indeed, since I have bee: the quiet and unassuming guurdian of my beautiful Grande Ronde Valley," re joined the Owl. "Since the days when the buffalo roamed its foothills fi'om TJ T ..1a Minl SnrinirA. And tllO Antelope and the noble Red men lived that slow b rds do lit hnnin fnr fricndshiD or for love, from me. Have not mv people from Who are you ? You are slick of feath-; the (metropolis come here and told er, quick of flight, and very smooth ! those whom you are pleased to call of tongue. You should be able to give ; your people what they should do? me much advice." i What they, need ? What they must "I am the Hawk of quick wing and . have? Some of your old fossils say much speech and sure grasp. My eye , good dirt roads are good but we know r . i i . i . 1. M v-n nann a ttmot haua nut1)! Gtlrf f1P is keen. 1 see mucn oenina me vu.j - nnt ri until itnev t ruaus mi over jwur vuuuj, wv-i- in Veace in my beautiful valley, I was have passed it. 1 roam tne wnoe i '' V 3'' r, proud of it in its virgin beauty and, ,,n.a ap" a committee of live wires vim i-ii , t- nmonir vnur neonle who will with our since my white men came wit AT SHERRY'S TODAY ONLY rt ' ";sva '-ft. WWW assistance educate vour people above ! a dirt road and put them all on a beautiful paved road with Bitulithic surface? Your people are certainly ready to accept this most splendid gift just by voting a bond for it. Is not vour Commercial Club anxious for Biiulithic?" "Yes. yes, yes. Many of the Com mercial Club also belong to the Auto mobile Club nnd want to go sixty miles an hour in place of twenty. Yes, yes, ves. I know some of your peo- I pie of the metropolis Today's Oddest Story. Dallas; Tex. Feb. 29. Mayor Henry D. Lindsley celebrated his tonth birth day today. Ho would be 44 years old had he been born one day earlier. As it is, ho has a birthday only onco every four years, and 1!)00 being a centennial year he had none from 1896 to 1904. It was chiefly through Mayor Lindsley's influence that Dal las made the $100,000 offer for the Democratic national convention. EXAMS FOR CADETS Civil Service to Hold Examinations At Many Points March ZZ In order to give every boy in his district an even chance to enter An napolis Naval .Academy if he can "roake good" Congressman Nick Sin nott will designate candidates for the vacancy just created by the new nav al bill by means of a competitive ex amination. Tho examination will be held by the U. S. Civil Service Com mission or Congressman Sinnott on March 22nd. In order that any boy may take the examination without have formed ; much expense for travel it will be Francis X. Bushman in the Second in Command. am a "5 Get the home care of shoes habit It pays Well dressed people always have well shined shoes. ShiimhA. with the key for opening the box, its quick shi-ifi qualities and the handy ShinolA Home Set for polishing, makes the home care of shoes a pleasure. BLACK TAN WHIT1 SHINE WITH SmmA -AND SAVE At (11 dealeri Accept no inbitltate . (p5 E0KS siT lamnmnin j m - lj-M5 TF you want to really live, get close to nature. If you want to really smoke, get close to VELVET Nature's best tobacco, naturally cured. tessmommm rim -M- themselves into a Bitulithic Humane j Society and appear to come here with : out money and without price and at j banquets and booster meetings have i squirted Bitulithic jole juice to my I people until some of them dream at j night that they are going eighty miles an hour over a beautiful paved road i in a Winton Six. They toll my people ! they arc richer when they pay $3.00 i tax in place of $1.00 on their same property, if my people will only do ! what they tell them. They tell- my I'onle they must have beautitul paved roads from La Grande to Union, from La Grande to Cove and ' from La Grande to Elgin;" that these roads can be built for about $10,000 a mile. I am convinced that when all the A BOUTS are hung to it, it will not be loss than S13.000 a mile, and I hear I imuch talk by some of my people that i a County bond of $.')!)0,000.00 or $100, ! 000.00 will build it. Any one of my school boys or girls can tell the fact that such oronosed roads would not cost less than $800,000.00 and leave my people to dream about the interest. It is surprising what a beautiful child can be made of County Road Bonds." "Well, Mr. Owl, you have your com mittee." "Yes. ves. ves. A committee well chosen to nurse ithe child through the vicissitudes of life and guard its lit tle footstcos. but who is to furnish sufficient food for the baby? Yes, ves. ves. mv people call it Taxes I I understand that is not the imported name. "I have always heard the saying 'wise as an oi.' Would you mind telling me why these conclusions?" "Yes, yes, yes. I have no secrets that I keep from my people if they will accept my teachings. For, lo, these many years I have set on my perch on Mount Emily in .the evening with my left foot on my perch and imy middle toe of my right foot in my ear. When men were at the banquet table, well filled with the bounties of your beautiful Willamette valley, and when they were well filled with old wine, by my owl wireless I hear and know much I have not told you. You know in that bautiful suite of offices in the Journal Building where there is much that is not intended for my ear, I have a special invisible wire." "Well, Mr. Owl, dav is breaking and I must fly back to Crown Point and sharpen my claws. They seem a lit tle dull." "Well, good bye, and the very best will of my people go with you to the metropolis. The next time you come, call on me and I will be glad to tell you how my people can and will make good dirt roads in imy beautiful valley Now, as the sun is coming over Eagle Cap, I must fly away to my roost in the garret of Ed. Hughes' barn." "No doubt, you live fat on Ed's chickens." "Oh. no. no. no. Ed and Ruth are of my people. They attend to their own business. I would not harm my neople. "Then, pray, how do you live?" "I live well. I catch moles, goph ers and ground squirrels in Ed's gard en and sometimes when I feel that l should have a change I catch an ira ported China Pheasant or quail. There are a few left which the game hogs from the .towns have not got yet. Good-bye. When you get to the me tropolis, be sure and go up to the oT- flce and tell the paving king the next time he comes up to be sure and tell my peonle exactly what he wants. I could -tell them but I don't like to butt if I can help it." GRANDE RONDE OWL given in the following seven cities on the same day, (March 22nd): The Dalles, Bend, Klamath Foils, Pendle tun, Baker, Ln Grande and Ontario. The examination will be conducted by the Secretary of the Civil Service Enard at the postoff ice in each of these c:iits, beginning at 9 a. m., March 22. The candidate who nnsses this ex amination with the highest grade wil' i Rose Bushes and ClinibingVines Plant them now while dormant -1 .11 J i. .wi miiit onlflrttifttl Vult HIlll gt-'t Cl.UlUf,u liuu Jimivv; jJiii onkuvivu now while the assortment at the nursery is corn plete. Do it Now, It is theProper Time to Plant We can get you anything on short notice that we do not carry in tock if it is to be had in the market. La Grande Seed and Floral Co. Next to the Telephone Office.' Cut Plants and Worm tiiiiw-ww Lawn Food Fertilizer MianwBata-nm mhmb------1 t who is now and was February 1, 191(1, an actual resident of the Second Ore gon Congressional uistnct, iproviuen he appointed as principal by the Ore- i he is over sixteen years ot age aim win ecu congressman, nnd those standing i not be twenty years of age by or be- second and third, will be first alter- fore April 18, 191l. nate and seend alternate respective- The examination will be written in ly. The official examinlin for1 ad- form, and will embrace the following mission to the academy takes place subjects: English grammar, geogra on April 18th. Anv young man may ; phy, U. S. history, arithmetic, algebra, or.ter this competitive examination , and geometry. Spelling and punctua tion will be graded from the other manuscripts. Those thinking of tak ing the examination can got samplu questions and full information about the Naval Training Academy by writ ing Congressman Sinnott, Room 491 House of Representatives. Washing ton, D. C. ': Our Want Ads bring reBults. 4- The A ... i .i fhatll i i if gency orksForYou he Cheapest Is the Newspaper with a general circulation that carries your business news to every corner of your trading district, carefully and earnestly informing the people of the Bargains you are offer ing, the Farm that is for sale, the house that is for rent. Advertising Dangers of Draft. Drafts feel best when we are hot and perspiring, just when they are most' dangerous and (the result is Neuraliga, Stiff Neck,' Sore Muscles or sometimes an attack of Rheumat ism. In such cases apply Sloan's I I I i 5 : ! ! ! ! ! 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