La Grande evening observer., January 15, 1912, Image 7

LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER. MONDAY, JANUARY 15, 1912.
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RESOLVED
That we will, endeavor during the
year 1912, as we have since the or
ganization of this bank, to devote our
time, skill and capital to promoting
the welfare of the hank and its customers.
U S. NATIONAL BANK
La Grande, Ore.
MGLEH LIKES
E
CENTRAL SELLING AGENCY IS
SATISFACTORY.
Jniblcr to Incorporate During Winter
and Be a (tfty.
Imbler, Ore., Jan. 15. (Special)
The Fruitgrowers' association held
,a meeting la3t week in the Bass build
ing to discuss the new central selling
plan. It was the opinion of those
present that the plan for the growers
to take over the Northwest Exchange
was a good move,
Plans for spraying and 'care for this
season were talked over as well as the
warehouse subject. . J
, It Is probable that the union will
go In for a co-operative selllnt this
season. , " " ; "''
Some enterprising, citizens made a
snow plow, and It was in operation
on the street Saturday and Friday.
Imbler will incorporate this winter
and be a real city. .
Foley Kidney Pills
TONIC IN ACTION - QUICK IN RESULTS
Give prompt relief from BACKACHE,
KIDNEY and BLADDER TROUBLE,
RHEUMATISM, CONGESTION of the
KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION of the
BLADDER and all annoying URINARY
IRREGULARITIES. A positive boon tc
MIDDLE AGED and ELDERLY
, PEOPLE and for WOMEN.
Mrs. n. w. Alien, yuiucy, in,, says:
"About' a year ago my kidneys began
bothering me. I had a swelling in my
limbs, then headaches and nervous
dizzy spells, and' later severe .back
aches. I was getting worse, when I
began taking Foley Kidney Pills. I
kept on taking them until I was once
more freed of all' kidney trouble.
HILL'S DRUG STORE.
NO REASON FOB IT.
You are Shown the Way Out, '
There can be no Just reason why
any reader "of this will continue to
suffer the tortureo of an aching back
the annoyances of urinary disorders,
the dangers of serious kidney Ills,
when relief Is so near at hand and the
most positive proof given that the36
ills can be cured. The following is
convincing proof. .-'
Mrs. William McGregor, 711 Lilleth
St.., Pendleton, Ore., says: "Doans
Kidney Pills are by far tho best kid
ney medicine I ever used. I was troub
led from childhood by kidney com
plaint. My hands and feet swelled, In
fact my "whole body bloated and I had
a great deal of trouble from the kidney
secretions. There was a dull pain in
my back and sides and often after
stooping, I found it difficult to straigh
ten.' Dizzy spells and headaches were
frequent and my nerves were all un
strung. I rested poorly and on arising
in the morning was tired and devoid
of ambition. As time passed my consti
tution became worse and it would be
hard to full describe the misery I en
dured. I spent many dollars for doc
tor's treatment and I also tried reme
dies of every kind, but to no avail un
til I procured Doan's Kidney Pills.
This preparation restored me to good
health, after visits to Hot Springs and
treatments of every other kind had
failed. I do not hesitate to tell of my
experience and I trust that my state
ment will be the means of helping oth
er kldey sufferers.' ; . ..
For sale by all dealers. Price , 50
cents. Foster-Mliburn Co. Buffalo, N.
Y.. sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other. 1
More Like It.
"Do yon wish to call your husband
up on tbe phone?"
"No, I don't. I want to call biro
down,"-Exchange,
DeHpnlr alone. makes guilty men b
bold. Colertdtre...
"yes, 36 horsepower"
"yes, only $1280"
--yes, it is the onl
power ever sold within $500 of die: price''
EVERY DAY WE ARE GIVING THESE ANSWERS TO PEOPLE WHO INQUIRE ABOUT THE NEW
MAXWELL SPECIAL THEY HAVE NEVER BEFORE HEARD OF SUCH A CAR AT SUCH A
PRICE." (.
A BIG, FIVE-PASSENGER TOURING CAR 0 F ARISTOCRATIC ST YLE EMBODYING THE
GREAT POWER OF THIS ONE FOR $1280 SEEMS UNBELIEVABLE. IT IS THE PRE-EMINENT
LEADER OVER ALL WITHIN $500 OF THIS PRIC E.
Making Mw I run tfata,
"No snfety deposit vault red tape
for me!" declared the woman who
cannot help being the wife of a very
rich man. "I keep my jewels In a
shabby old trunk lu my own room.
There Isn't even a lock on It 1 bad
to force It off one time when I'd mis
laid tbe key." ,;
"Evidently you don't encourage en
terprise in burglars," observed one of
her bearers. "All a man would have
to do would be to raise tbe lid. " You
might at least make blm a little
trouble." .' : !-;:
"He'd bave trouble enough," said tbe
woman, mysteriously. "Our coach
man's brother Is an old sailor a per
fect artist In knots and he showed
me bow to bind up tbe trunk In the
most complicated way, and no burglar
could possibly Untie It ' Be wouldn't
know tbe combination.'
The only man in the group grinned.
"Of course," be murmured reflec
tively, "no mere second story man
would ever dream of cutting those
knots," Youth's Companion.
rgMaasaaaass''
36 horsepower Maxwell Special,$ 1280
INVESTIGATE THIS NEW MAXWELL SPECIAL REALIZE ITS SUPERIOR QUALITIES COM
PARE WITH OTHER CARS NEAR THIS PRICE, IT S EXCELLING STYLE EMBODYING THE NEW
VENTILATED FORE-DOOR, FLUSH-SIDE VESTIBULED STEEL BODY WITH INSIDE CONTROL,
THE COLUMBIA HONEYCOMB TYPE RADIATOR , NEW DESIGNED BONNET, ETC.
THE LOW PRICE IS THE RESULT OF THE UNEQUALLED MANUFACTURING AND PURCHASING
ECONOMIES OF THE UNITED STATES MOTOR C OMPANY. SEE THIS CAR SOON WE WILL BE
GLAD TO BRING IT TO YOU IF INCONVENIENT FOR YOU TO CALL. WRITE TODAY FOR CATA
LOG.
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but
R. W. LEIGHTON GARAGE
' Saved.
; A lazy negro who let bis wife take In
washing without demur bad a dream
one nlgbt and u policy dream at that
He borrowed money from ber to play
tbe combination, and before bo left,
borne he stated bis conviction,
"Mandy," be suid. "Ah'e goin' up
town to play dls combine, what am
sbo' to come out When you see me
comin'.home In a back you break up
yo' wash tubs."
, The "combine" didn't come out. and
Sam. In great dejection, acquired a lot
of gin.. Then be was meesed up a bit
by a . dray, and some otber negroes
hired a back to take blm home. 8am
was nearly out and was breathing
heavily when tbe hack turned a famil
iar corner, and his wife was standing
in the door. With his last ounce of,
energy he stuck bis head out of the,'
window and yelled:
"Mandy, spare dem tubs!" Chicago
Post'': - -W- ' ,:;
Looming Mirages.
, In what are called . "looming mi
rages" distant objects show an appar
ent extravagant Increase in height
without alteration of breadth, Distant
pinnacles of ice tiro thus magnified':
into Immense towers or. tall, Jagged
mountains, and a ship thus reflected
from far out at sea muy appear to be
twelve or fifteen times as tall ns it is
long. Rocks and trees are also shown
in abnormal shapes . and positions,
while bouses, animal and human be
ings appear in like exaggerated shapes.
Before tbe sandy plains of our south
western states and territories were
converted into verdant fields by the
Ingenuity and tireless energy of man
mirages were very common In those
regions, tbe Indians regarding tbe phe
nomenon as being the work of evil
spirits.
PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY
PHYSICIANS AND SUBCEONS
NT. MOLITOR, M. D. Physician ant"
Surgeon. Corner Adams Ave. ant
Depot St. Phones: Office, Main 68,
' Residence, 69. .
A. L. RICHARDSON. M. D.
I. W. LOUGHLIN, M. D.
Di's. Richardson & Loughltn,
Physicians and Surgeons
Phones Office Black 1362. -Dr.
Richardson's Res. Main 55.
Dr. Loughlin's eRs. Main 757.
DR. M. IC. HALL Physician and Sur
geon. ; COr.' Adams Ave and Dopdt
St. Phone, Main 23.
0. H. UPTON, Pb. G. M. D. Physician
and Surgeon. Special attention to
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Office
In La Grande National Bank Build'
lng. Phones: Office Main 2; Resi
dence Main 32.
DR. H. L, UNDERWOOD Diseases of
the eye a specialty.
OR. DORA J. UNDEWOOD Diseases
of women and children. Offices:
Adntns avenue, over Wright Drug
CO. - -
GEO. W. ZIMMERMAN Osteopath
Physician. Over LWy'B Hardware-!
store. Phone Main 63. Successor
to Dr. F. E. Moore.
VETERINARY.
OH. P. A. CHARLTON. Veterinary Sur
geon. Office' at Hill's Drug store,
La Grande. Residence Phone, Red
701; Office Phono, Black. 1361;. In
dependent Phone 53; Both Phones
at Residence.
DOCTOR OF CHIROPRACTIC.
G. T. DARLAND, CHIROPRACTOR
AH acute and chronic rtneases. Not
drugs, not surgery, not osteopathy.
I remove the cause of your disease.
Then you get well. Ttnoms 20-21,
La Grande National Bank. Phone
Red 3181,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
OOCHRAN & COCHRAN Attorneys.
Chas. E. Cochran and Geo. T. Coch
ran. La Grande National Bank
Building, La Grande, Oregon.
I - Am
(With Apologies to the Cah Remitter
I am born of the earth
and the air. '
My eyes are of glass and
my heart is of metal. It
glows with light and
good cheer.
My mission is to serve.
I work for all alike.
None are so rich that
they can buy better ser
vice none so poor they
need take less. .
I never tire ; I never
complain; I am always
ready when you want
me.
, r r It
I :. bring sunlight into
dark places.
I protect your health
and lengthen your days.
' :', .' : i, , "
I save you from drudg
ery and danger.
I do so much for so little
cost.
I am the electric light. .
Legal Lore.
"A a lawyer how would you advise
me to sue foi,Mi girl's hnndV"
"Take tfie case. to court and nsk for
Immediate trial. "-Baltimore American.
Incongruous,
Little Atlck - What In an Incongruity,
unde? Uncle William An Incongruity,
chllil. Is n divorce lawyer bumming a
wedding imttvli. -Satire.
Hatred l Mite fire. It makes even
light rulitilsti (It'iiaiy. George Eliot
T. H. CRAWFORD ROBT. S. EAKIN
CRAWFORD & EAKIN Attorneys
flee in La Grande National Bank
Building, La Grande, Oregon,
at law. Practices In all the courts
of the state and United States. Of-
ENGINEERS.
D. W. C. NELSON Mining Engineer,
Baker City, Oregon.
.jrx' mi II in m.i iiiiMiui i.m, l
"When you have trouble with"
your teeth you want a den
tist to. look after your trou
bles. If you have a bad ap
pendix you need a physician
but the dentist has a lie-Id all
his own."' Then there's a dif
ference in dentists.
J. E. STEVENSON, D. D. S.
11 LJ JUMW .
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ONE THOUSAND ETES
Focused for the first grand opportnn
ity of 1912 to get clothes cleaned anil
pressed at the Elite Cleaning and
Pressing Parlors.
If you're fond of neatly dressing
And your clothes are needing pressfB,j
And the greasy spots are promi
nent to view
Bring them down to Depot street
To the Pressary Elite
And we'll fix them up to look aa
good as new.
ARTER & MYERS, Props.
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