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50TEBBEB 21, 1)19. PAGE SIX LA G BASSE ETT5I50 2SZBTIB, n GEOSGE FALSEBt PrM. F. J. nOLXIS, Tlee-Pret. W. L. BUESIIOLTS, Asst. Cash. IABL, ZXJ5DEL, f 4 Asst Cash. F. L. KETEBS, Cashier. 1 A GRANDEINATIOIIAL BANK OF LA GRANDE, OREGON JiiTk I . 1 ; United States jDepository Capfa, Surpus and Undivided Profits $200,000.00 DIRECTORS Xf. L, 2SIXB0LT3 F. I. MEYELM r VT. X. FIERCE 0CHRAH WIHS HMiDlLY TAKES OFFICE tVITII OTEE TWO THOrSAJtD MAJORITY. C. t FE5I5GT0J . b C1EATEJX F. H. BTBXIT arobci ruaza w1. J. tmmcH F. J. H0LVE5 WIti ear amtl retrees aai fe!l!tle we cut reader job effleieat MrrWaiihanfle jsuksulaeii t year ectlre aatlafaeficiu Tenure of His Sewly Acquired Ofiic Will Commence January First George T. Cochran, candidate for Superintendent of Water In the East ern Oregon district waa a winner In the recent election by a wide margin, having come out of the fray with 2, 281 to the good. Mr. Cochran will tase office January first The office will not mean sever ance of the law firm of Cochran fc Cochran, exactly, for the dutlea of the water superintendent are not such as require constant attention and Mr Cochran will be able to attend to ier aonal matters at times. Hence the firm will be kept Intact except that pro visions In the firm agreement will se vere the two partners when water cases are being heard. ) Mr. Cochran'a victory was made over F. M- Saxton of Baker City, the present incumbent by appointment Humor and Philosophy 9r DViCAU M. SMITH PERT PARAGRAPHS. rvTIIER things besides a beefsteak may be overdone. When the tuln lster pictures the deceased a a faint the congregatlm sometime ; remem bers that all tbe big apple were at the top of hi peck measure. . , . Many a man who can't see a Joke can scent a dime a block away. Dressed In "Black and Yellow." Not "Football Colors" but the color of the carton containing Foley's Hon ey and Tar the best and safest cough remedy for all coughs and colds. Do not be persuaded to accept a substi tute but see that you sret the aen ulne Foley'a Honey and Tar In a yel low carton with black letters. Fo ley's Honey and Tar contains no op iates, no harmful drugs and Is safe and sure. If your doctor does not recom inent your bringing his prescription to us It's because he doesn't want to appear partial. He knows, however, that better prescription service than ours Is unobtainable. He will be glad If you do come here. Newlln Drug Co. To the Public. Mv wife. Mrs. Laura Owens, having 1p mv bed and board, I will not be responsible for any debts contracted by her after Nov. iz, BURT M. OWEN'S. " Impressing Mary. A colored lady from tbe Interior of Virginia bad ber first view of the ocean the other day. She stood on tut porch of the cottage where she was u. cook for a few months and took one short glance at the sea. which wa& she turned away. "Well Mary." said ber mispress, what do you'hiuk of the Ken'" ."'Penhs to me it'n awful flat," re plied Mary, and she went Into the house without unother look. rhllaU4- phia Saturday Evening Post When you have a cold get a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It will soon fix you up all right and will ward ofl any ' tendency toward 'pneumonia. This remedy contains no opium or other narcotic and may be given aa confidently to a baby No More. , We uspiI to iimlle at pictures, gay That showed the farmer as "a jay." Who chewed a straw and said "By guni And thought that he was going some If he should spend a silver dime When up to town to have a time. Thst was the way we talked of yore. We do not talk so any more. Tour uncle comes around today, The owner of a load of hay And live stock, too, and corn and things. Enough to ransom petty kings. His bank account Is something great. Besides his bontls and real estate. And so his pardon we Implore., We'll never Josh him any more. Washington Em. Xr' Jrs'.s-1 W.' Elijah, that they ii.n- ;n -ntl in tin. Egyptian tomb n:- iiiiuiii: l u man "whose right leji tva iti'iiriy Tot lunger than "his left How' dimai: ' ' Mr .Ins'.'leNot at all. Miranda! Simply ; !:i'-l.!iii" evltli-m ( that . the church fair nml 'festival Imd vo'ue in ftutieut Kvpi.-liiowiiinK's Magazine MrsJRobertPattison . agent for GOSSARD CORSETS PRICES $3.50 and Up PHONE - 3lack:81 or Black 1481 The Up-Building of This Bank Is due to the fact that we have : I ample capital and that we iave adhered to a rollcy wu.v.u ha been, conservative, yet; o6 progressive' lines. W'tj offer to' ' our customers modern facilities for tUe prompt and proper tran sacts of their financial affairs; ample vault and safe room for storing and safe-guarding of their money, notes, Insurance rolicles and other valuable pap ers and such liberality of treat ment as Is consistent with pru dent banking. YOUR account Is cordially solicited. Not For Good. There ore many reasons for a glr!' giving up otllce work, but one men tioned lu the following story l per haps tbe most effective that could be Invented: "Sli.su Smith is going away.", sold one of the stenographers to another. ' "Is she leaving for good?" "No. tiot for good; for better or for worse."-tlrooklyu Life. "I had been troubled with constipation for two years and tried all of the best physi cians in Bristol, Tenn., and tliey could I; nothing for me," writes Tho. E. Williams Mi.Mleboro, Kv. "I wo packages oi umm berlaiu's Stomach" and Liver Tablets cure For sale by all dealers. THE FKOPER C'Ol'KSE. me.' The Awakening. i I dreamt-o ot nr I once loved best. Who once my tlna had possessed. W"hoe hand I'd passionately pressed. Once more I (ougut her out with teat. "She'll toy to welcome me." 1 guessed. Aim tneii-an ni. That it snould be! With bitter pain 1 guessed again. ' I found a bird in last year's nest With plumage rare Of yellow hair. With ber sweet golden bead at rest Cpon the vest He wore on his protruding chestl -Harper's Weekly. Evew man thinks the other fellow Job Is Jbe easier, and maybe It u. Women who believe that their bus bands are "o bashful" do not know ail. - A man will tar.d around for an hour waiting to see a beavyWelgnt cnam plon walk froti the barber nhop to hla automobile and then wonder why hU wife Is so silly as to tire herself out attending a -cloak opening when she knows .she can't have a new coat this season. YFhen a candid friend gives his opin ion of a performance of ours we know that we have heard the worst This Is my busy day" Is a patent protector from the disagreeable. WhenN a onan begins "That boy of the boy Is In trouble again. If we could only do half the things In a day that we plan to do we would soon be out of a Job. . . It Is better to be born poor than to be born relation to some people. "We may never weary In well doing and yet weary In being well done. The youth and maiden who start out thinking that matrimony is a long, sweet dream sometimes wake to find It a nightmare of rent and grocery bills. Guaranteed Liquor Care. Drunkenness Is a progressive' dis ease; the moderate annaer u not sat isfied with two or three drinks a day, the craving for more and more be comes lrreslstable as the disease ad vances; the result is Chronic Alcohol Ism. The treatment used successfully by thousands right In their own homes Is Orrine. It is sold under a positive guarantee to effect a cure or your money will be refunded. . ' Orrine No. 1 is the secret remedy; Orrine No. 2, is. for those willing to take the treatment Either form costs $L Write for free booklet "How to Cure Drunkenness." The Orrine Co. 574 Orrine Building, Washington, D. C. Sold by leading druggists and in this city by A. E. Sllverthorne. Nov. 21, 23, 25. TRY THIS The following grocery stores will be closed all day Thanksgiving. Pat tison Bros.r City Grocery & Bakery, Ceddes Bros.. Snodgrass Grocery, Thorne Grocery, Harris Market and ( White. Grocery. On Wednesday even ing, the stores will keep open till 9 p. m. ""' : ' TWO JUtXUTE CUBE FOB COLD IS HEAD OR CHEST. It Is Coring Thousands Dally, and Saves Time and Xoney. Get a bowl three quarters full of boiling water, and a towL Pour Into the water a teaspoonful of HTOMEI (pronounced (Hlgh-o-me) Put your head over the bowl and cover both head and bowl with tow L "' ' I Breathe ithe vapor that arises for two minutes, and presto! your head is as clear at a bell and the tight ness in the chest Is gone. Nothing like It to break up a heavy ; cold, cure sore throat or drive away a : cough. It's a pleasanat cure. You'll enjoy breathing Hyomei. You'll feel at once its soothin, healing and bene ficial effects as it passes over the Inflamed and Irritated membrane. SO cents a bottle, at drugglBts every where. Ask the' Newlln Drug Store for an extra bottle tof Hyomei Inhal- ent Nov.. 21-Dec. 2. Satisfaction or money back- Newlln Drug Co. 10-Acre tract on Adams avenue. New 9-rooru brick house, macadam street In front of property. City water on corner of property. Sewer of the city crosses fnll length of property, and have a contract with c'.ty tonap sewer on every 60 foot lot without cost A splendid home and Investment Prlca fcftSWfl.rtfl i.!mV Mt'?!. Defined. "Richard r "What is it, dearie?" "What ia a .'hurem?' I've never un derstood." ' ' "A harem, my dear, is a bunch of happy homes organized into a trust un der the lows of the state of New Jer sey." Cleveland Leader. The United States i IA GPAWE,01EG0y Z j Information of Priceless Value to Ev cry Ya Grande Citizen. now to act in an emergency is knowledge of Inestimable worth, and this Is particularly true ot the dis eases and Ills of the human body. If you suffer with backacb?, urinary disorders, or any fcrm ot kldnt' trouble, the advice contained in the following statement will add a val uable asset to your store of know ladge. What could be more convinc ing proof of the efficiency of Doan's Kidney Pills than the statements of nearby residents who have been per manently cured. , Charles Adams, of Union, Ore., says. "I hold JuBt as high an opinion of Doan's Kidney Tills today a3 I did In November, 1907, when I publicly rec- ommendod them. I was annoyed by attacks of backache, and I had other symptoms of kidney trouble. About six years ago I learned of Doan's Kid ; ney Pills and procuring a box, I be- an their ubc. They helped me so greatly that I have always kept a sup ply on hand since. Whenever I feel that my kidneys are In need of tonic. I take Doan's Kidney Pills and they promptly relieve me." . For sale by all dealers. Price R0 cents. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo New York, sole aents for the Un lted States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. Nov 21-23-2 Hobble, Hobblel Hobble, hobble, little maid! Wonder you are not afraid, Up around t!ie hips so generous, Down around the knees so slenderoua. Hobble, hobble, little maid! Wonder you are not afraid. Hobble, hobble, little one! Wonder how your hobbling's done. If a little breeze should blow You would topple over so! There! Don't cry! No harm is done. Hobble, hobble, little one! -New V'ork Times. Superlative. Oh, Joyt The charming rah-rah boy Has buckled on his togs and Jogs Superbly to the front to do his stunt With that dear old pigskin. Speaking of din, . Here Is where you get it net. Incased In a chaste Quilting bee, he jumps In glee From neck to neck, leaving his opponents a wreck Unless they see htm "first and do their worst . On his frail frame, Just to keep the game F.om languishing and looking like a lazy man fishing for pike. Is there blood in lils eye? Is he timid and shy And saying, "Come on, fellows, let's be playing TMdle-Ue-wtnk?" I don't think! Is he afraid he will hurt some one or get dirt On his Sunday pants? At a glance I should say nay. His aim Is to make the battle of Water loo Lolk like a parade of the young wuii afraid - His shoes will jet ur.ihinefl. Lined Up for be:fr. lie Is waiting there To hear the coacher say: "Get busy! This Is no Roman holiday!" A 5-room modern brick house, 2 lots 124x120 feet, nice shade trees fruit and lawn, barn, wood shed, etc., on corner of 2nd and Spring street for the remarkable low price of $1800.00., Easy terms. This property has been held at $2100.00 hut the owner must have money. , hence the great reduction In price. Let me show you. '4 C. J. RI . AnCjThe Real Estate Man i - The George Palmer LQJMB EOS CdD. RETAIL DEPARTMEH1 We solicit your orders for -Shingles, Rubbetoid RooVng :. . Deadening Fz'.', Suiiding Paper. . - , . . - We are prepared to furnish and deliver material, promptly., Phone Main 8. Side Lights on Mythology. Aeolus, god of the winds, had Just evolved the toruado.. "Merely practicing." be said. Later, when in '' f-n! n'aturity of his lowers, ho mi; bed imse what is knowu as the MdmiuK- u-u-ide breeze. CL.Viio Triimi.e. - ". & GrandeRond-e-CashCo Jkj)rL'LA pHONE, MAIN 6 'Burned Up. Th. f!y screens have, been rut away, The ice cream freezer, too. And the electric fan ts still. It has no work to do. And soon, with scuttle in my hand, I II In the cellar peer . And probably shall find ray coal Waa all burned up last year. Chicago News. Still a Woman. Hewitt-She is a man In her enjoy ment of baseball. Jewett-But she showed that she Is still a womiMt by refusing to sit through the fuli'iwntn inning. New York Press. A Rhyms of the 7:-ies. There was a young fellow nmned Coony, Who tell deep In love ,and got moony. He spent all his cash On the girl, which was rash. When she shook him all said. "Now, who a lopny?" Baltimore American. Sure Cure. "Oh. brace up!" . "Brace v.; I'd like to know how I can brace up under all 1 have to car- rr." "Wi-uld you really liUf i l.now?" "Yes"" , : ' "Buy a dozen bottles cf my back bone tonic." SHINING PARLORS Special Apartment for ladies-Shoes dyed Next Door to Electric Light Office EI Men Do Not Take. Close to the Soil, "flow can I get nest to tho plain people A man can't, spilt rails these days." "Well, you might, apllt a few Inflni tt ten" Spokane Spokesman-Hevlew. A Look Around. Beyond the Alps lies Zeppelin. FTesh fullen. like the rain. His ship a mass ot twisted tin And his fortune split tn twain. Alas, when will the count begin Te build an aeroplane? -St Louis Post-Dispatch. Meu do not take surprisingly . to physical culture when It confronts them in the shape of a lawn mower that grumbles because it has to chaw off the grass. Not Necessary. "Look yourself over criUcally." "Whnt: Me?'! "Yes." "Not muchl" "Why not?" "My friends do all the criticising that one muu con mud." ! NOW IS THE TIME TO Rainy weather will set in soon. We have plumbing fixtures of all" kinds. Izxvi nd as. s: ': ' is BA) 6 ZWEIFEL Mahaffey Building, Depot street ; 4.44.4.4.4.4.1. (..Mf f4i4-T H HA-K"H' WE CLEAN ANYTHING, FROM A NECKTIE TO A HORSEBLANKET. Work called for and delivered EUtcDviri$and Clemiiq Works PHONE MAIN 14 H n Pure Candies will help to spend a pleasant 13 Cil 6 If evening. Any kind you want. Special orders NEXT DOOR TO POST OFFICE cared for promptly. i