50TEBBEB 21, 1)19.
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GEOSGE FALSEBt PrM.
F. J. nOLXIS, Tlee-Pret.
W. L. BUESIIOLTS, Asst. Cash.
IABL, ZXJ5DEL, f 4 Asst Cash.
F. L. KETEBS, Cashier.
1 A GRANDEINATIOIIAL BANK
OF LA GRANDE, OREGON
JiiTk I . 1
; United States jDepository
Capfa, Surpus and Undivided Profits $200,000.00
DIRECTORS
Xf. L, 2SIXB0LT3
F. I. MEYELM r
VT. X. FIERCE
0CHRAH WIHS HMiDlLY
TAKES OFFICE tVITII OTEE TWO
THOrSAJtD MAJORITY.
C. t FE5I5GT0J .
b C1EATEJX
F. H. BTBXIT
arobci ruaza
w1. J. tmmcH
F. J. H0LVE5
WIti ear amtl retrees aai fe!l!tle we cut reader job effleieat
MrrWaiihanfle jsuksulaeii t year ectlre aatlafaeficiu
Tenure of His Sewly Acquired Ofiic
Will Commence January First
George T. Cochran, candidate for
Superintendent of Water In the East
ern Oregon district waa a winner In
the recent election by a wide margin,
having come out of the fray with 2,
281 to the good.
Mr. Cochran will tase office January
first The office will not mean sever
ance of the law firm of Cochran fc
Cochran, exactly, for the dutlea of the
water superintendent are not such
as require constant attention and Mr
Cochran will be able to attend to ier
aonal matters at times. Hence the firm
will be kept Intact except that pro
visions In the firm agreement will se
vere the two partners when water
cases are being heard. )
Mr. Cochran'a victory was made
over F. M- Saxton of Baker City, the
present incumbent by appointment
Humor and
Philosophy
9r DViCAU M. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
rvTIIER things besides a beefsteak
may be overdone. When the tuln
lster pictures the deceased a a faint
the congregatlm sometime ; remem
bers that all tbe big apple were at
the top of hi peck measure. . , .
Many a man who can't see a Joke
can scent a dime a block away.
Dressed In "Black and Yellow."
Not "Football Colors" but the color
of the carton containing Foley's Hon
ey and Tar the best and safest cough
remedy for all coughs and colds. Do
not be persuaded to accept a substi
tute but see that you sret the aen
ulne Foley'a Honey and Tar In a yel
low carton with black letters. Fo
ley's Honey and Tar contains no op
iates, no harmful drugs and Is safe
and sure.
If your doctor does not recom
inent your bringing his prescription
to us It's because he doesn't want to
appear partial. He knows, however,
that better prescription service than
ours Is unobtainable. He will be glad
If you do come here. Newlln Drug
Co.
To the Public.
Mv wife. Mrs. Laura Owens, having
1p mv bed and board, I will not be
responsible for any debts contracted
by her after Nov. iz,
BURT M. OWEN'S.
" Impressing Mary.
A colored lady from tbe Interior of
Virginia bad ber first view of the
ocean the other day. She stood on tut
porch of the cottage where she was u.
cook for a few months and took one
short glance at the sea. which wa&
she turned away.
"Well Mary." said ber mispress,
what do you'hiuk of the Ken'"
."'Penhs to me it'n awful flat," re
plied Mary, and she went Into the
house without unother look. rhllaU4-
phia Saturday Evening Post
When you have a cold get a bottle of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It will
soon fix you up all right and will ward ofl
any ' tendency toward 'pneumonia. This
remedy contains no opium or other narcotic
and may be given aa confidently to a baby
No More. ,
We uspiI to iimlle at pictures, gay
That showed the farmer as "a jay."
Who chewed a straw and said "By guni
And thought that he was going some
If he should spend a silver dime
When up to town to have a time.
Thst was the way we talked of yore.
We do not talk so any more.
Tour uncle comes around today,
The owner of a load of hay
And live stock, too, and corn and things.
Enough to ransom petty kings.
His bank account Is something great.
Besides his bontls and real estate.
And so his pardon we Implore.,
We'll never Josh him any more.
Washington Em.
Xr' Jrs'.s-1 W.' Elijah, that they
ii.n- ;n -ntl in tin. Egyptian tomb
n:- iiiiuiii: l u man "whose right leji
tva iti'iiriy Tot lunger than "his left
How' dimai: ' '
Mr .Ins'.'leNot at all. Miranda!
Simply ; !:i'-l.!iii" evltli-m ( that . the
church fair nml 'festival Imd vo'ue in
ftutieut Kvpi.-liiowiiinK's Magazine
MrsJRobertPattison
. agent for
GOSSARD
CORSETS
PRICES
$3.50 and Up
PHONE -
3lack:81 or Black 1481
The Up-Building
of This Bank
Is due to the fact that we have : I
ample capital and that we iave
adhered to a rollcy wu.v.u ha
been, conservative, yet; o6
progressive' lines. W'tj offer to' '
our customers modern facilities
for tUe prompt and proper tran
sacts of their financial affairs;
ample vault and safe room for
storing and safe-guarding of
their money, notes, Insurance
rolicles and other valuable pap
ers and such liberality of treat
ment as Is consistent with pru
dent banking.
YOUR account Is cordially solicited.
Not For Good.
There ore many reasons for a glr!'
giving up otllce work, but one men
tioned lu the following story l per
haps tbe most effective that could be
Invented:
"Sli.su Smith is going away.", sold
one of the stenographers to another. '
"Is she leaving for good?"
"No. tiot for good; for better or for
worse."-tlrooklyu Life.
"I had been troubled with constipation
for two years and tried all of the best physi
cians in Bristol, Tenn., and tliey could I;
nothing for me," writes Tho. E. Williams
Mi.Mleboro, Kv. "I wo packages oi umm
berlaiu's Stomach" and Liver Tablets cure
For sale by all dealers.
THE FKOPER C'Ol'KSE.
me.'
The Awakening. i
I dreamt-o ot nr I once loved best.
Who once my tlna had possessed.
W"hoe hand I'd passionately pressed.
Once more I (ougut her out with teat.
"She'll toy to welcome me." 1 guessed.
Aim tneii-an ni.
That it snould be!
With bitter pain
1 guessed again. '
I found a bird in last year's nest
With plumage rare
Of yellow hair.
With ber sweet golden bead at rest
Cpon the vest
He wore on his protruding chestl
-Harper's Weekly.
Evew man thinks the other fellow
Job Is Jbe easier, and maybe It u.
Women who believe that their bus
bands are "o bashful" do not know
ail. -
A man will tar.d around for an hour
waiting to see a beavyWelgnt cnam
plon walk froti the barber nhop to hla
automobile and then wonder why hU
wife Is so silly as to tire herself out
attending a -cloak opening when she
knows .she can't have a new coat this
season.
YFhen a candid friend gives his opin
ion of a performance of ours we know
that we have heard the worst
This Is my busy day" Is a patent
protector from the disagreeable.
WhenN a onan begins "That boy of
the boy Is In trouble again.
If we could only do half the things
In a day that we plan to do we would
soon be out of a Job. . .
It Is better to be born poor than to
be born relation to some people.
"We may never weary In well doing
and yet weary In being well done.
The youth and maiden who start out
thinking that matrimony is a long,
sweet dream sometimes wake to find It
a nightmare of rent and grocery bills.
Guaranteed Liquor Care.
Drunkenness Is a progressive' dis
ease; the moderate annaer u not sat
isfied with two or three drinks a day,
the craving for more and more be
comes lrreslstable as the disease ad
vances; the result is Chronic Alcohol
Ism. The treatment used successfully by
thousands right In their own homes Is
Orrine. It is sold under a positive
guarantee to effect a cure or your
money will be refunded. . '
Orrine No. 1 is the secret remedy;
Orrine No. 2, is. for those willing to
take the treatment Either form costs
$L Write for free booklet "How to
Cure Drunkenness." The Orrine Co.
574 Orrine Building, Washington, D.
C. Sold by leading druggists and in
this city by A. E. Sllverthorne.
Nov. 21, 23, 25.
TRY THIS
The following grocery stores will
be closed all day Thanksgiving. Pat
tison Bros.r City Grocery & Bakery,
Ceddes Bros.. Snodgrass Grocery,
Thorne Grocery, Harris Market and (
White. Grocery. On Wednesday even
ing, the stores will keep open till 9 p.
m. ""' : '
TWO JUtXUTE CUBE FOB COLD
IS HEAD OR CHEST.
It Is Coring Thousands Dally, and
Saves Time and Xoney.
Get a bowl three quarters full of
boiling water, and a towL
Pour Into the water a teaspoonful
of HTOMEI (pronounced (Hlgh-o-me)
Put your head over the bowl and
cover both head and bowl with tow
L "' ' I
Breathe ithe vapor that arises for
two minutes, and presto! your head
is as clear at a bell and the tight
ness in the chest Is gone.
Nothing like It to break up a heavy ;
cold, cure sore throat or drive away a :
cough. It's a pleasanat cure. You'll
enjoy breathing Hyomei. You'll feel
at once its soothin, healing and bene
ficial effects as it passes over the
Inflamed and Irritated membrane. SO
cents a bottle, at drugglBts every
where. Ask the' Newlln Drug Store
for an extra bottle tof Hyomei Inhal-
ent Nov.. 21-Dec. 2.
Satisfaction or money back- Newlln
Drug Co.
10-Acre tract on Adams avenue. New 9-rooru brick house, macadam
street In front of property. City water on corner of property. Sewer
of the city crosses fnll length of property, and have a contract with
c'.ty tonap sewer on every 60 foot lot without cost A splendid home
and Investment Prlca fcftSWfl.rtfl i.!mV Mt'?!.
Defined.
"Richard r
"What is it, dearie?"
"What ia a .'hurem?' I've never un
derstood." ' '
"A harem, my dear, is a bunch of
happy homes organized into a trust un
der the lows of the state of New Jer
sey." Cleveland Leader.
The United States
i IA GPAWE,01EG0y Z
j
Information of Priceless Value to Ev
cry Ya Grande Citizen.
now to act in an emergency is
knowledge of Inestimable worth, and
this Is particularly true ot the dis
eases and Ills of the human body.
If you suffer with backacb?, urinary
disorders, or any fcrm ot kldnt'
trouble, the advice contained in the
following statement will add a val
uable asset to your store of know
ladge. What could be more convinc
ing proof of the efficiency of Doan's
Kidney Pills than the statements of
nearby residents who have been per
manently cured.
, Charles Adams, of Union, Ore., says.
"I hold JuBt as high an opinion of
Doan's Kidney Tills today a3 I did In
November, 1907, when I publicly rec-
ommendod them. I was annoyed by
attacks of backache, and I had other
symptoms of kidney trouble. About
six years ago I learned of Doan's Kid
; ney Pills and procuring a box, I be-
an their ubc. They helped me so
greatly that I have always kept a sup
ply on hand since. Whenever I feel
that my kidneys are In need of
tonic. I take Doan's Kidney Pills and
they promptly relieve me." .
For sale by all dealers. Price R0
cents. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole aents for the Un
lted States.
Remember the name Doan's
and take no other. Nov 21-23-2
Hobble, Hobblel
Hobble, hobble, little maid!
Wonder you are not afraid,
Up around t!ie hips so generous,
Down around the knees so slenderoua.
Hobble, hobble, little maid!
Wonder you are not afraid.
Hobble, hobble, little one!
Wonder how your hobbling's done.
If a little breeze should blow
You would topple over so!
There! Don't cry! No harm is done.
Hobble, hobble, little one!
-New V'ork Times.
Superlative.
Oh, Joyt The charming rah-rah boy
Has buckled on his togs and Jogs
Superbly to the front to do his stunt
With that dear old pigskin. Speaking of
din, .
Here Is where you get it net.
Incased In a chaste
Quilting bee, he jumps In glee
From neck to neck, leaving his opponents
a wreck
Unless they see htm "first and do their
worst .
On his frail frame, Just to keep the game
F.om languishing and looking like a lazy
man fishing for pike.
Is there blood in lils eye? Is he timid and
shy
And saying, "Come on, fellows, let's be
playing
TMdle-Ue-wtnk?" I don't think!
Is he afraid he will hurt some one or get
dirt
On his Sunday pants? At a glance
I should say nay.
His aim Is to make the battle of Water
loo
Lolk like a parade of the young wuii
afraid -
His shoes will jet ur.ihinefl. Lined
Up for be:fr. lie Is waiting there
To hear the coacher say: "Get busy! This
Is no Roman holiday!"
A 5-room modern brick house, 2 lots 124x120 feet, nice shade trees
fruit and lawn, barn, wood shed, etc., on corner of 2nd and Spring
street for the remarkable low price of $1800.00., Easy terms. This
property has been held at $2100.00 hut the owner must have money.
, hence the great reduction In price. Let me show you.
'4
C. J. RI . AnCjThe Real Estate Man i
- The George Palmer
LQJMB EOS CdD.
RETAIL DEPARTMEH1
We solicit your orders for -Shingles, Rubbetoid RooVng
:. . Deadening Fz'.', Suiiding Paper.
. - , . . -
We are prepared to furnish and deliver material,
promptly., Phone Main 8.
Side Lights on Mythology.
Aeolus, god of the winds, had Just
evolved the toruado..
"Merely practicing." be said.
Later, when in '' f-n! n'aturity of
his lowers, ho mi; bed imse what is
knowu as the MdmiuK- u-u-ide breeze.
CL.Viio Triimi.e. - ".
& GrandeRond-e-CashCo
Jkj)rL'LA pHONE, MAIN 6
'Burned Up.
Th. f!y screens have, been rut away,
The ice cream freezer, too.
And the electric fan ts still.
It has no work to do.
And soon, with scuttle in my hand,
I II In the cellar peer .
And probably shall find ray coal
Waa all burned up last year.
Chicago News.
Still a Woman.
Hewitt-She is a man In her enjoy
ment of baseball.
Jewett-But she showed that she Is
still a womiMt by refusing to sit
through the fuli'iwntn inning. New
York Press.
A Rhyms of the 7:-ies.
There was a young fellow nmned Coony,
Who tell deep In love ,and got moony.
He spent all his cash
On the girl, which was rash.
When she shook him all said. "Now, who a
lopny?"
Baltimore American.
Sure Cure.
"Oh. brace up!" .
"Brace v.; I'd like to know how I
can brace up under all 1 have to car-
rr."
"Wi-uld you really liUf i l.now?"
"Yes"" , : '
"Buy a dozen bottles cf my back
bone tonic."
SHINING
PARLORS
Special Apartment
for ladies-Shoes dyed
Next Door to Electric Light Office
EI
Men Do Not Take.
Close to the Soil,
"flow can I get nest to tho plain
people A man can't, spilt rails these
days."
"Well, you might, apllt a few Inflni
tt ten" Spokane Spokesman-Hevlew.
A Look Around.
Beyond the Alps lies Zeppelin.
FTesh fullen. like the rain.
His ship a mass ot twisted tin
And his fortune split tn twain.
Alas, when will the count begin
Te build an aeroplane?
-St Louis Post-Dispatch.
Meu do not take surprisingly . to
physical culture when It confronts
them in the shape of a lawn mower
that grumbles because it has to chaw
off the grass.
Not Necessary.
"Look yourself over criUcally."
"Whnt: Me?'!
"Yes."
"Not muchl"
"Why not?"
"My friends do all the criticising that
one muu con mud."
! NOW IS THE TIME TO
Rainy weather will set in soon. We
have plumbing fixtures of all" kinds.
Izxvi nd as. s: ': ' is
BA) 6 ZWEIFEL
Mahaffey Building,
Depot street ;
4.44.4.4.4.4.1. (..Mf f4i4-T H HA-K"H'
WE CLEAN ANYTHING, FROM A NECKTIE TO A
HORSEBLANKET. Work called for and delivered
EUtcDviri$and Clemiiq Works
PHONE MAIN 14
H n Pure Candies will help to spend a pleasant
13 Cil 6 If evening. Any kind you want. Special orders
NEXT DOOR TO POST OFFICE cared for promptly.
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