La Grande evening observer., July 26, 1910, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7

LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVED 7U E-r DAY, JULY 2G, 1910.
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Matching Hit Stories.
WELL, YOU SjTE !
. "Dncle. were
school?"
SNo; boys were taught to behave In
jy days." .
; "What did you get all of those whip-
pings for that yon brag about?"
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I Somt Style.
t It's not the coat that makes the man.
I That has to be confessed.
But still It sometimes helps lot
If he can have It pressed.
I PERT PARAGRAPHS.
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I If we pay for pleasure In agony a
fine case of neuralgia must mean that
there is a high old time coming to us.
The Woman who dally makes al
lowances for her husband should be re
warded at least once a weeS by receiv
ing one from him. " ; ,
If the ligbt of understanding were
mddenlv to pour out upon some hearts
in amazing lot of old Junk would be
reveuivu. . .. , .
Our consciences are not apt to be
f overfatlgued .by the way we work
them In forgiving our enemies.'
The man who Is intoxicated by sue
cess Is due to find himself In the Junk
pile sooner or-later. 1 -
The man who has no property is the
one "who can be saucy to the assessor
with Impunity. ' s
The unfailing mark of the expert is
the big Bize of the bill he presents yon
with. . ,
We may not take ourselves seriously,
but It is linnl to forgive the other fel
low for uot doing so.
We Have Them.
Six pound Elec
tric Flat Irons at
EASTERN
OREGON
Light and Power
Company
Order Rock Springs
For .Winter Now
G. E. FOWLER
Cherries Fer Sale.
May Dukes are now ripe. Order
at once as they . are going qulcklv.
r. B. Tatman.
you a bad boy In
Humor and
Philosophy
Zr nVtCAJt M. SMITH
HEALTHFUL JOINT. j
IF overeating Is the cause
Of most our human woes .
The danger Isn't very great
For me. you may suppose.
For at the modest boarding house.
To which each meal 1 turn, .
It there Is anything in that
We should have health to burn.
If men get gout and rheumatla
- Because they live too high.
Appendicitis and such thiniJs. .
From which they almost die.
I do not think 1 stand a chance
To pay a doctor's btU
Because the feed, while there is some.
Is almost nest to nil.
It used to be quite high enough
Before the era when
In any little grocer shop
To turn round cost you ten,
But since they've ceased to give you
change. . : '
No matter what you buy.
The groaning board has ceased to groan,
: Its weight is far too shy.
. And so since tnere Is hardly food .
Enough to shovil In
We revel in the choicest health.
And that Is How w win.
No chance to corner u tllseiise:
No danger on that score.
I wonder, though tho price high.
They do not charge uk more.
Knew It Did Not Look Well.'
"But I simply can't take this shoe."
. "Why, madam, 1 thought you snld
that it feels entirely comfortable on
your foot" .. ,
lt OOPS." . ' ::-':-'v "i-V-iv
"Then what is your objection to itf
"That is the very reason why I know
that it looks positively ugly." .
Point of View.
"Have you an auto?" .
"I?" . 1 .
"Yes." ' VV
"Mercy, no!" - '
"Why?"
"Why? Because it is so vulgar and
common to rush about the country in
one of those ugly things."
Some Difference.
"She seemed to be much smitten on
him."
,( 'Tes: she used to say he was a
corker."
"But she has thrown him over."
"She found he was an uncorker."
, " ' ; Foolish."" :'. T'.-
"That man is a walking university."
"That uianr ,
"Fact." . ,
"U he knows as much as all that
why doesn't he hire a man to walk
for him?" V ,':
Educated All Right.
"So you never graduated?"
"Only from the school of experi
ence." ' . :
"And your diploma" :
'"Oh, that's in. the form of mining
stock." " ' ,
Notice.
Any loose stock in the city will be
taben to the pound at once. Phone
Black 3721. i ' : : : . : ' , ' ..
-G. W..FARRIS, Poundmaster
Wilson & Briilan ,
Electrical Contractors.
Prompt and careiul attention
Qiven all work. All work guar
anteed to pass underwriters'
examination. r.
Best ELECTRIC IRON on the
market; also ELEC1RIC FANS
One Door south of Observei
, Office
European Plan Only .
Rooms 60c to $1.50
First class Throughout
AVOY
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D. G. BRIGHOUX.
Proprietor.
ONE BLOCK FROM DEP01
La Grande, Otegon
MOT
Iviaflree
SUGAR Cash Price Sugar, $6.75;
beet sugar $6.55.
VEGETABLES New dry onions,
5c; fresh peas 10c; rhubarb Sc; head
letuuee 10c; radishes, 3 bunches for
10c; green onions, 3 hunches for 10c;
tomatoes 15c lb; new potatoes, 9
for 25c; cabbage 5c lb; green corn,
30c doa.
FRUIT Oranges, 45c "per dozen;
lemons, 45c per dozen; bananas, 40c
per doz.; cherries, 25 to 35c per gal.;
red raspberries, 2 boxes lor 25c ' ":
blackberries, 2 boxes for 25c water
melons 3c lb.; cantaiopen, 10 and 15c
lb.; peaches, 10c lb.; plums, 10c lb.
MEATS Hogs, live weight, well
finished, $9 cwt; cows, 3 1-2 to 4c;
veal 4 to 4 l-2c; mutton, 3 1-2 to 4;
chickens 13c.
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Safer than National Banks i
Better than U. S. Gold Bonds
UNION COUNTY LANDS.
Why invest in foreign Gities and wireless stock, when
you have a sure thing at home ? ,
See C. J; BLACK;
who has a large
DIRECTORY
OF THE. :;'
FRATERNAL ORDERS
LA GR.ANDH, ORB
'-$ i ?
M. V . A. ;. . ,
La Grando Camp No, 7703. meets
every Monday in the mouth at the I.
0. O.F. Hall. All visiting neighbors
are cordially invited ''to attend.
I. R. SNOOK, C.
D. E. COX. Clerk.
Women of Woodcraft
Grande Ronde CIrcl No. 47 meets
every first and third Thursday even
ing in the month at the I. 0. O. F.
Hall, All visiting members welcome.
.';' CHLOB ROBINSON, Q. M.
LIZZIE ELLSWORTH, Clerk.
A. F. & A. M. ;
Lii Grande Lodge No. 41, A. F. &
A. M. holds reguler meetings first and
third Saturdays at 7:30 p. m.
JOHN HODGIN, W. M."
A C. WILLIAMS, Secretary
La Granle Lodge No. 433 meets
each Thursday evening at 8 o'clock la
Elk's club corntr of Depot street and
Washington Avenue. VlslUng brothers
are cordially lnvltod to attend.
DR. G. L. BIGOERS, Ex. Ruler.
HUGH McCALL, Rec. Sec.
"Can be depended anon" Is an expression
we all like to hear, and when it is omd in
connection with Chamberlain'iColic, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy it menns t
never fails to cure diarrhoea, dysent
bowel complaints. It b pleasant to U'
tqually valuable for children ana
OBSERVER WANT ADS PAY
lotaiioiis.
Portland Jlarkets
BUTTER Extra Creamery, 35c;
store 24 0 24 1-2.
BUTTER FAT Delliver f. o. b. at
Portland, sw cream 31 1-2; sour 27 1-2
EGGS Loca, candled, 26 6 27c
POULTRY Mixed chickens 16 1-2 &
;7c; fancy, 17 1-2 cents; turkeys alive,
20 & 21; pigeons squabs, $2.50; dres
sed chickens, 1 to 2c higher than alive
BARLEY Producers once, 1909
Feed, $23; rolled, $25; brewhig, $24
WHEAT Nominal wack, club,
85c; bluest em 93c; Willamette valley,
86 & 87c. . '
MII-LSTUFF5 Selling price Bran
$20; m'dlings, $29; shorts, $21; chop,
$19$25. . . '
FLOUR Old crop patents, $5.35
IT .CERTAINLY
, LOOKS GOOD
to the rLlldren when they tee
the delicious bread made from
the North Powder Best of the
Best Patent flour. It la a meal
.mma.m 4t, i. .
Jam or Jelly, that Is wholesome
and muscle building. It looks
trood also to the housewife when
she sees the goldeu brown crisp
and the white bread inside when
It comes from the oven. It also
nmpi'a nnnptklnff when 'made
from Best of BeBt Flour. V
FOR SALE EY ALL GBOCTES X
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list of money makers.
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Crj stal liorj.ve- No. 0 meets every
Tuesday o-eninj; in tin 1. O. O. F. hall
All visiting members are invited to
attend. - 1 . . . , '
MISS, ANNA ALEXANDER, N. G.
MRS. JENNIE M. SMITH. Sob.
. Knights of l'jthlas '.
Red CroBs Lodge No. 27 meets ev
ery Monday night In Castle hall,
(old Elk's hall). A Pythian welcome
to all visiting Knights.
ED. WRI3HT, C. C.
R. L. LINCOLN. M. of R. & S.
O. E. S.
Hope Chapter No. 13, O. E. S. holds
stated communications the second
and fourth Wednesdays of each month
Visiting members cordially invited.
MARY A. WARNICK,Sec.
PAULINE LEDERLEE, W. M.
Woodmen of the World
La 'Grande Lodge No. 169 W. O. W.
meets every second and fourth Tues
day In the month. All visiting mem
bers welcom:. ;
NERI ACKLES. C. C.
J. H. KEENET, Clert.
I Ihy pay Rent ? We loan you
money to build, and you
pay us as you would rent.
J. R. OUVER.
COLUMN
BRNGS
TO TRADE 160 acres of timber land
to trade for city property. Mac
Wood, Golden Rule store.
FURNISHED ROOMS 1612 Adama
Ave., $8.C0 per month, phone red
741.
NOW Get that summer suit cleaned
and pressed at Pennington V. Phone
Black 851 or 44.
WANTED Masons to lay concrete
blocks. Apply at the Oregon Engin
eering and Construction Company.
Joseph, Oregon. 1 '
fROOM and BOARD 1617 Fourth Bt
FOR RENT Barn suitable for three
horses. Inquire at this office.
FOR RENT OR , SALE Nicely fur
nished rooming and boarding house
at Condon, Oregon,' all furnished.
must uq wftvu v - . . , nT
lady with small family and limited
means. Apply at Hotel Oregon, Depot
street
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All Who Love
Little Ones
will provide
purest- of tea
pure in
Candy
Look for the Seal of Ptartty
Patronlt$tht" Modern Dealer"
Moaere Cwfttiwtr, U, Mlrt., Nrtlui OrtfM
Appropriate.
"You should take things easy.",
"I do from certain pec-Pl only."
"What people?"
"Easv tn:rk
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Z Cut Glass and Hand Fainted China t
' From now until Julv
z low price on cut dass and hand
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win pay yuu tu UAiiuuuu
& lection before buviner your gifts,
f , All styles of wedding
V round, oval, etc., at lowest
L Qualitv cor'-sidered
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O I'liOFtSSJOXAL PIBECTOBT. 0
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C. U. ITT0X, Ph. 0. M. D.
Ppyslclan and Surgeon
Special attention to Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat. Office in La Grande Nat
ional Bank Building. ?h?nes: Of
fice Main 2, Residence Main 32.
GEO. W. ZiamEEMAN
OBteopata Physician
Sommer Bldg., RoomB 7, 8, 9 and 10
Phones: Home 1332, Pacific Main 63,
Residence phone, Black 951. Suc
cessor to Dr, r. E. Moore.
LA GRANDE SCHOOL OF HI SIC.
Cor. Adama avenue aad Greenwood St
PEQF. E. POSTER DAT
Dltctor.
T. H. CEAWFPRD
Attorney-at-law ,
Practices in all the courts Of the
Stats and Vn'ted States.
Office in La Grande National Bank
Bldg La Grrnde, Oregon '
dslj'.j f.HniT0::
" Voter:'! rr Surgeon
Office at Hill's Drug Store, La GranJs
Residence phone, Red 701; Office
phone, Black 1361; Independent
phone 63; hnth phones at lesidenc
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ALWAYS
LRNISIIED ROOM For genUecs:
csly. Nice location. Close In. C2
np Red .152. tf.
AUTO FOR SALE 15-H-P. four
cylinder Fori roadr, Good con
dition. Price $350. Smith's Garage.'
LOST Ladles' watch chain and cress,
Finder leave at Model restaurant.
FOR SALE High grade piano very
cheap for cash. Also other furni
ture. Phone Independent 651.
WANTED A grl or woman to do
' general housework. Good wages.
Call in morning at 902 Pennsylvan
ia avenue, Mrs. Ash
FOR SALE 6-H-P gasoline engine.
V.'ce condition. Price $155 CO. At
FOR SALE Corner Lot. .close la
cheap. Phone Red 1141.
uoing 8ome.
Mrs. Howard Do come to see m
soon. 1 live rignt arouna me corneri
from your house. . . : '. .
Mrs. Coward Thanks awfuuy, but
since we have our new motor I never
call on any one who lives less than
twenty miles away. Life.
8hort.
Her daye are short
Down by the water;
But, oh, her bathing
Suit is shorter!
Detroit Free Press.
A Second Rate Artist.
"Tell me the truth, professor. ' Will
my son ever make an artist t"
"He might be good enough to paint
Rembrandts and Titians,". was the
professor's peculiar reply. Washing
ton nerald. ; '
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painted China. It
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iiiy oluuiv iuvi gut a. jvuu v
rings including Tiffany,
prices in Eastern Oregon, v
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Grande's -LeadingJeweler,
, " 'Opposite Land Office
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Cuas. E. Cochran : Geo. T,Q
COCHRAN & C0CHKAX
La Grande National Bank Bt
La Grande ;,7 , Oregos
iiw 111, Km JUXii.lJJXXiOVUI
Doctor of Optics.
Spectacles and Eye Glasses Fitted'
and made to order.
All Errors of Refraction Corrected,
1105 Adams' Ave. Opposite P. O.
La Grande, Orego
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IltL. II. L. II N UK Kit IIIIII
Ppyslclan and Surgeon
Over Red Cross Drug Store
Special attention to diseases of Eye,
and Ear.
Office phone Main 22; Res. Main 72S.
3. W. C. KELSON
Mining Engineer
Baker City
Oregon
N. M0LIT0R, K. D.
Ppyslclan and Surgeon
Coi-ser Adara- ?. sml Depot atret
Offi-so Ma!n 68 Residdac: f
J. C PRICE, D. M. D.
Dentist
Rbom 23, La Grande Natlonc'
Building, "houe Black 3Sw
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