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Newspaper Page TextPOULTRY AND GAME fan "teee fcr Wild thai-ke twl uihM im la owa. Writ ua f rob offer oa eU Inde ef aeullry. sure, a la. IVorson-rajfC Co., I'oiilund Machinery SS? Wend-llene MarKltb euel aid atie, it Ilia, . 1 he J. I. Martin to. 10 SU I wti" rii LIME FERTILIZER AIm l-awl Plealer. Lima. fVm.nl. Wall I'laa ac umJ tthUi.lee. Write fur if Ivee. NOTTINGHAM at CO. 101 rraal MlraaC PORTION 0, OB. MAKE CHRISTMAS MONEY lliiaa and lilt la wanted to manufacture and tail 1'arfartlon Furniture roliah. Agent, pajr lfj. Itetaila VI. Head Wa fur formula and directions. Malarial roaU Da. Artie Mfg. Co., ItopL 0, ell-lil Heroic lildg., Taconia, VYaah. Wan la POKTI.ANI atop at Ni:V SCOTT HOTEL I .era. Hahl rorena: eteam heel; hi llbr: rlran ami tnitly; tUmm to tuftln- erttrin; Wat llaca f' family la city. aUMIMs MM III. Seventh and Ankeny ritrreta Cmvenlent frum All Deputa by Btraetrar. SAYE MIDDLEMAN'S PROFIT of f 100 or mor by buying your Piano or' Mayer Platio direct from factory at ore. IH'SII & LANE I'lANO COMPANY 335 Waahlngton St., I'ortland, Or. TURKEYS WANTED W want dreeaeij Turkeye. Ilurae and Gwae for 'I hnka"'n trail. Wrne fur nur print U-.kit n divwilna ami maikatltia Ut at h ati-t price. Yi rite ulay. We alae want Yval. 1'wk awl all kuuja uf Live IWuy. r. II. MilMAI.Z I II. IMId-ae Capital HMO. Itl-tal Fraal Mlreet fartlaad. Oraeea Economical Lighting Co. GMltnc Hollow Wire I lighting Syttem Manllet and ClaAvar Menllae f. renrheatar. A laiMln. all Um dllTar rr.t n,ka if Kaliewne Mantle I Mpi Junior liae Menllee OUc par eunea. Vtrlteua. AitaU Waalra. 597 Ifaa aw., rarllaee fn..ne Asylum.. Th great Greek pby.lclans bad de voted much attention to Ineanlty, and aome of their prerepta anticipated modern dlacoverie., but no lunatic air lum appears to hare existed In an tliulty. In the first period of the monaatlc life refuge la aald to bare bm opened for the Inaane at Jeruaa Jrrn, but thla appear to bare been a solitary Inalanrn. arlnlng from exl (nt.lra of a aitigle claaa, and It nay be aald that no lunatic asylum ex lii"d In t'lirlatlnn Europe until about tbe time of the fifteenth century. Daniel In Second Place. Utile Wlllle'a grandmother bad been telling him Illble atortea. hla favorite being that of Daniel to tb llnna' den. At the age of four he was taken to clrcua for the flrat tlma. When the lion tamer put hla bead Into the llnna mouth little Wlllle'a excite ment knew no bounda. Jumping up and down, ha gleefully screamed: "Oh. my I That knocks the apota off Uanlel!" Course of Their Opinion. Thirty fire la a very attractive age. tendon aoclety la full of women v. bo of their own free choice bav remain ed thirty five for years. The Tatlar. Mia Lin ef Work. "Sam, hava you got a Job nowT" "Oh, yea. .ah." "What are you doing. Sam?" "Why. I'e gattln' roy wife wa.hln', bo..." Rheumatism Neuralgia Sprains Miaa o. at .noway, of ro K. Bl , w. V aahinftiia, l. C, wrltee i ' 1 Buf fered wtlfc rlieuinellam It Are yeere and I bate lual .- buld uf fiiur l.lni aianl, and It baa done Mia at Itnti-h 'I. M kiMaa do aw paia and Ike aealllug baa guue." Quteta Um Nervea M. A.Wrinaiie, of en Thom pane fit., M.tjrllla, Mi wrllae t 1 ua bara In tnv Ira waa diolnijrM Hta yaara mgn and Iflt ma with a Jalklng al nluhi a., that I anuld not alaai. A frlaini uild nia in try your iJaitnant and no I rould But do without IU 1 0"d altar lu uaa 1 eaa leap." SLOANS LINIMENT "Isagnntl IJniment Ikrepiton hand all the time. My daughter ftnrained her wrlat and uned ynur IJniment, and It baa not hurt her aince. UM.ir-n:n:n.v, IIatcmvr, JLgt 1A of ft.lma, N, 0 ifpJ&JiM K.ir.1., HiOfff Al All Pealera JrVaV tit., 60c., $1.00 P" noraa. rallla, hoae VVlTI P f'"l imiiiirr aaut fJUW Icm, AOdiaaa ttf j Ds,an' fwLJM r,- 3 aaMOaaik .rraa. TarMa Oaad. la ttiaa, ,,I4 ka DratalMa. 7..:i ..HMiLafrrro WAY TO PREPARE CUCUMBERS Many M.thodi of Cook "d Popular Vegetable Are Well Recommended. Kew peraon. really In what a varl- Sara , . u , ' " A.t , a ' t",ltt,ttol " cx,ked. ut In dlceahapP(j pl.cee ,na boe(J id Thro" T'"1 0",,", ,l U gooa The onlona ahould be put on to boll flrat. .mall one. being ued then i;r..fr!."Uu ltt,t ,h "cumber. Irln off th. water and aea.on with mum""' nd hlluT or cre"n Cooked cucumber la excellent for i .'t:, u 1,0,1 Unt" tend,!r. dr". m thick allcea and put In the refriger ator until ready to uaa. Berre with tender lettuce and thinly diced green t-pper. and French or mayonnalae draa.lng. other vegetable, mtj be added to tbla aalad If on happen, to bav Mm left over in tha refrigera tor, cauliflower being particularly good for th purpoae. "Left-over" vegetablea may be ntll ued for cream .oup. In all aorta of dellclou. comblnatlona. Kor Initanca. fry an onion In a little butter, add cooked lima beana, cauliflower, car rot., pepper., pea. or whatever you happen to have on hand, and bring to a boll with auffldent milk thickened to tb conatatency of heavy cream and favored to taita. Tbe vegetable, bould be cut In .mall piece, or they may be maabed If a amooth aoup la de al red. REAL OLD BUCKWHEAT CAKES Boaton Woman Explain. Her Method f Making Thla Favorite Winter Breakfa.t Ol.h. Bom on aaked for dtrecttona for making old faahloned buckwheat cakea. I had a bag of thla kind of buckwheat aent to me from th coun try and are Juat reveling In buck wheat cakea and aauaaite and maple Imp. I don't know a. I ran tell you Juiit bow much I uae. but to .tart them 1 take part or a yeu.t cake, about a teaapoon of .alt. a pint of lukewarm water. Stir In enough buckwheat to make thick enough o It can be .tlrred eaally. Let rle all day and a night! In tha morning, take out about half, or what you need, and one fourth tra- ipooa aoda with two or three table- poon. of .weet milk. Thl. make, them brown nicely. Add enough luke warm water to make them .pread on th pancake griddle nicely. When through with batter put In a little warm water, atlr In more buckwheat and leave In warm place through the day. Can be put In coolur place at night If In a few dnye It doean't aeem very light, add a .mall piece of yeaat cake, but the older the batter I. tb better It I.. You will need to add more aoda tbe older It I., for It grow, lour, but that makea thim more tender. lloaton Globe. Fried Apple Sauce. Thl. dlih I. often called fat apple aauca. A aplcy, .moot a and medium lied apple la beat Do not par, a. tha akin I. the be.t part of real fried applea. Quarter and core., after flrat waahlng very clean. Pry out aufnclent clear fat pork to leav plenty of fat In th frying pan for cooking tha ap ple without danger of burning on. Lay th applea In akin aide down and, wban aoft, turn and brown quickly without burning. Baldwin applea are the boat of th common varletlea, although on th old farm w bad on tree which w called .pie apple." for lack of any known nam. They were aimo.i a cinnamon or .pic flavor and were even better than Baldwin, for frying. Caaaerela of Lamb. Two pound, of lamb from back, two tableapoonful. of dripping., two and one-half cupa of welleaeoned .tock, one-half tea.poonful of onion Julc. five table.poonfule well-wa.hed rlc, on cup canned or .tewed tomatoea will be needed for tbla recipe. Cut th lamb from bonea In piece. ultable for .ervlng and du.t with pejr per and .alt Fry In dripping., add rlc and onion Juice, then th tomato and atock. Lt com to a boiling point pour Into caeaerol and bak In ain. aiii UI1 tender about two hour. aked Chicken Croquettes T.k two cuDfula of minced cold hiekan three tableapoonful. of chick- n atock or gravy, a half cupful of freeb bread crumba, a tea.poonful of union tulC and On Ol anpoiu.a, a daah of pepper and a tea.poonful of aalt Make th minced cnicaen ana a tt add bread crumb., onion, pareiey, ..it nannar and th gravy: mix all together. Hru.h cu.tard cupa with itrlonlnxa: put In th Ingredient. Mac th cup. In pan of warm water and bah twenty minute. .Tint oui on hot platter; .erv wun grn peaa around th dge or piauer. Childhood Dainty. To mak "Aunt Mary'a Franklin cakea" tak on pounu .uB . thrfourtha of a pound of butter, one-half teacup of milk, a .cant ta- noonful of aoda, a wine..iu. ..a ak t JkB. win brandy or ru". - poonful Of nutmeg Rra.eu, ... l,nt of ginger and alfted flour enough to roll out .mooth. rut Into amall crkcb, aiora, etc.. and bnke In a Wk oxn. Thl. make, a very ricn ami uuui..u"- Fluffy Cakea. Cream l ounce, butter with a quarter pound sugar .add two egg. well beaten. Stir In half a pound of corn etarch and two tea.poonful. baking powder, beating well. Mix one tableapoonful milk with on tea.poon rul I vanlla extract and atlr In. Hutter and flour em pan., half fill with mix tura. Dak In hot oven for ten mln utea. . Spied Curr.nt. Four quart, .temmed curranta. two pound, granulated augar. on. pint vinegar, on tea.poon cinnamon, elovea and allaplc Right Ol" Burning th candl at both and. I on way of maktnf both ends mL CONSTRUCTING GOOD . f V r - . i -M t I 4 "i. V 1 tt .fit"""- r 17 "V is Tb llluatratlon given above .how. .and foundation, near Portage, Wis. SOLVE GOOD ROADS QUESTION Thing to Do I. to Get Every Farmer to Buy an Automobile and Prob lem Will Be Worked Out. A few years ago the bicycle came Into use and the good roads agitation waa born. In a few year, afterward the auto came. At flrat Its home was chiefly confined to the city Btreets. In a few years it became a friend to the countryman and the villager, and now It Is found In every section. The bl cycle la passing and the auto Is now serving a splendid purpose In awak enlng the people to a betterment of road conditions, and when tbe farm ers of the country adopt thl. modern way of travel there will not be any great triul In getting the public high way. In better condition. The thing to do I. to get every farmer who can afford It to buy an auto and In less than GO years the good roads question will be solved. Tbe autos must come before the good roads question can be r-olved. The auto tours that are be ing mado throughout the country are proving to bo builders of the highest order. We need more of them. Good roads associations will follow In the wake of every auto tour and theBe as sociations will Improve public high ways I.amar Itepubllcan Sentlnel. CAMPAIGN FOR GOOD ROADS Fall Season Is Good Time to Tak Up Question of Better Thorough faresFew Reasons. Now that tho fall months are here. after the crop, are .ecured. It will be a rood time to take up the matter of good roads building. This work can often be done to better advantage In the fall and winter months, or In the early spring, and where gravel or other binding material has to be used. It will pack and harden better at thl. sea.on. Another reason for the fall and win ter campaign for road building Is that there Is usually more time, and the work can be done cheaper. No town or community can w-ell make a better Investment than by the Judicious spending of labor and money In the construction of public highways, If properly applied, and that Is cer tainly one of the problem, that Idano need, to work out. Vncle Sam ahould set the pace In thl. matter, and the vartou. .tate. ahnuld eo-ouerate. It should, further more, be a perpetual campaign. Oem State Rural. Macadam Road Economy. I have no doubt that It will sur prise most people here to learn how little material I. used in the making of aome of the finest roads of Europe. writes Ernest Flagg In the Century. The average thickness of the national roads of France la only five and one eighths inches: 11 per cent, of them are less than two Inches thick, and 42 per cent are le. than four Inche. thick. Yet they stand constant and often heavy traffic with Impunity, and are always In a perfect .tate of re pair. Terfect repair Is, indeed, essen tlnl. for it need, no argument to show thnt roads .o thin must be free from Irregularities If they are to stand at all. Good Road.. When will we learn that the best way to make good roods Is to hire the ditching, drawing ana amusing """ by competent men, nisieaa oi mo present bungling system of "every man" working Out his own road tax? Weeds In Corners. iv.nr. rorners full of (lead weeds nmke flno hlbernntiim places for all kinds of bugs whlfh will get busy with your crop in the spring. Having House. Re.dy. Pulld good hog house. Derore Dad weather sets In. Houses In the end are cheaper than feed at present prices, and hos will not do their best when compelled to sleep out of door. In bad weather. A good feeding floor pay. well. Poultry Breeding. To succeed with poultry breed that which you like best On must hav pride In f appearance of his birds In order to becoma lntrsUd In them and succeed. ROADS IN WISCONSIN f Or 4 w fi V,,) 1 '-.vi'tr' 4 v. " 'a. ' ' ' , .vap : a nine foot .ton road built on a GOOD ROADS IN TENNESSEE All Public Thoroughfare. Laid Off Into District., and Then Let to Responsible Corporations. A few year, ago It wa. the good fortune of the editor to visit the state of Tennessee, and he was forcbly .truck by tbe beautiful turnpike, that traversed almost every aectlon of the state. These roads were properly laid out by engineers, and the editor of the Co-Operator was very anxlou. to learn how these roads were built and maintained. We were told that the law In Ten nesHee provided that the proper court shall lay off all public road. Into convenient districts, and then let them out to responsible corporations, who enter Into a contract to build and maintain a perfect highway through out the district covered by said con tract for a period of ten years, and the lessee, are In the meantime em powered to establish toll gate, and collect such toll a. the law prescribe, for building and maintaining such pub lic roads. TL-se are under the Juris diction of a watchful supervisor whose duty It la to see that the road 1. kept In accordance with the contract If the lea.ee fall, to keep and main tain auch road a. specified In the con tract, then It become, the duty of the court to forfeit said contract, and the road becomes the charge of the coun ty. Each citizen of the county is per mitted to buy a road permit that en title, him to the privilege of traveling the public rocda of the county for the period of one year without let or hin drance. These road, are laid out by ex perienced engineers, and are car ried around the hills and mountains so that all grades are the same and all grades are made eatsy of ascent These roads are properly graded with grader, and then macadamized by putting atone over the surface while the grade I. new, or during the wet times, so that the sharp edge, of .the .tone, will be easily pressed Into the ground and make an even, smooth surface for horse, and vehicle, to travel over. All along the public highway wher ever there 1. a .tone quarry you can see great pllea of broken Btone ready to be hauled upon the public roads, Thl. .tone i. .old to the lessee, of th road, for so much a car load. It costs from $2,000 to $8,000 per mile to build these roads If no other material, u.ed In their construc tion. The bridge, and culverta are all con' .tructed out of concrete and are very strong and durable, and with the prop er care and attention will la.t for age.. The state levies a small tax a. a sinking fund to maintain these road, after the lease expires, and to keep and maintain any districts where the lease haa been forfeited. Ry this system of public highways the state has a uniform system of pub lic roads that cover the entire state and through this system the road, are kept In perfect repair, giving that ac commodation that 1. so necessary to facilitate our growing commerce. The slogan of the town and coun try should now be good roads, and till, slogan should be echoed and re echoed until Texas haa a ay.tem of road, that meets the demands of her people and her growing commerce. Texas Farm and Co-Operator. Medal for Paving Blocks. An advance In road paving for which a British engineering Arm has been awarded a bronze medal by the Royal Sanitary Institute should be of more than ordinary Importance. Clinker re.Idue from the collection and burning of house refuse 1. u.ed for the paving blocks, and by special machinery 1. ground, thoroughly mixed with oil and Trinidad asphalt and then pressed into blocks 9 by 4 1-1 by 3 Inches In size, each weighing about ten pound.. At the destructor works at Kensington more than five hundred blocks an hour are made. They are passed directly through a water-cooling process, and are then ready for Immediate laying. Some of the block, under test have been laid over four years. They have not only provlJed an exceedingly durable and noiseless pavement, but It Is claimed that they are sanitary and take little scavenging; that they do not become slippery, and that they are not In liny way affected by rain, frost, aunshlne or other ordinary conditions. Pasture for Horse. Have plenty of pasture for the brood mare, and colts. If the mares work during the week, let thera graza on Sundays. Pasture I. cheap feed for all classes of stock, but don t pas ture them too closely. Raising Dairy Helf.r. Ral.a the best heifer calves. The first sfx months or year's care of tha calf determines largely the future usefulness of the cow. Her we can develop th tendency to tak on tat and rain th milk qualities. I V" i it- r ROMANCE OF MOROCCO MPROBABLE BUT TRUE STORY COMES TO LIGHT. interpreter Who 8avd Prisoner. In Marraks.h Wa. Son of a Former French Officer Who Had Been Favorlt of Form.r Sultan. Par.. The occupation of M arrake.h. the chief town of southern Morocco, by a French expedition, and the relief of the nine French .ubject. who bad remained In the city and run the dan ger of being .eized a. hostage, by the late.t claimant to .uceed Mulal Hafld, El ilelba, has revealed a romantic story which probably would be dia mlsaed a. too Improbable by a pub lisher to whom a flcticn writer might offer It Th Interpreter to the French con sulate, a Mussulman whose religion saved blm from being made a prisoner with the nine Frenchmen, among whom were the consul and the chan cellor to the consulate, 1. the .on of a French army officer who deserted. At the time of the conquest of Algeria a captain In the engineers belonging to an aristocratic family In tbe north of France ran away with his colonel's wife. As his departure took place before the enemy In time of active service It could not be overlooked, and the captain, unable to enter France, took refuge In Tangier. What became o.' the heroine of this adventure is not known, but it la believed that .he, hav ing no court-martial to fear, returned to her home. The captain became a friend of the then sultan and a con vert to Mohammedanism, being In fact such a fervent believer that he made the pilgrimage to Mecca, the ambl tion of every true believer In the pro phet. Holding no intercourse with Europ eans, living always In the sultan's court, either at Marrakesh or Fez, he used hi. engineering knowledge to construct the first two bridge, built lc Morocco and the first cartridge fac tory. When the sultan, whose favorite he had fallen, died, the captain fell on evil day. and died in misery at Fez, By marriage with a native of Mar rakesh he left a eon, who appealed to the French legation. Interest was taken la his case and an allowance wa. made to enable him to be educ ated in Algeria. He visited France and wa. employed at the Tangier legation before occupying a post at Marrakesh, In which region he enjoy, a certain amount of Influence through his moth er's family. Such 1. the unusual history of a man who has been able to repay any thing France has done for him by help ing the nine Frenchmen. DISABLES SELF AT PLEASURE Illinois Hone Shirkt Work by Dis locating It. Shoulder When Hitched to Plow. Alton, 111. Just how undesirable a horse which know, how to throw It. shoulder out of Joint may become to a man 1. detailed In a petition filed In Police Magistrate Harry Lessner's court In Alton the other day. The petition wa. filed by Aaron Alfred, who declares that in ail the eighty-one years of his life he never saw such an animal. Alfred relates that he acquired the bor.e In the u.ual process of horse trading. He and Sigmund Wlttman, he alleges, met recently on Myrtle street In Alton. Wlttman wa. driving a good looking horse and as Alfred has been trading horses since he was eighteen years old, the desire to make a deal soon wa. strong upon him. Wlttman wa. willing, and closed the trade when Alfred's bid got as high as $125. The horse was taken to Alfred's home, hitched to a plow and put to work. The horse plowed willingly for a while, but when it grew weary It hesitated, stopped and threw Its right shoulder out of Joint. Alfred says he set to work to set the shoulder and suc ceeded after throwing tbe animal to the ground. Then he bitched fbe hrrse to the plow again. After a while the animal again got weary, and out went the shoulder Joint once more. "I got tired of putting that shoulder back In place," declared Alfred. Accordingly, he led the animal back to "ittmans bouse. Wlttman was not there, but Alfred put the horse In Wlttman's stable, since then, he al leges, he has been unable to see Wltt man. "That horse Is a wonder, but I don't want him," declared Alfred. "I guess, though, he'll get along In the world. He seem, to be able to get out of work whenever be plea.es." SILVER SPOONS IN ADVANCE Increase In Price of Bullion Cause Manufacturea to Rals. Coat of Tableware. New York. Owing to Increase In the price of silver bullion, manufactur er, of sterling .liver flat ware have advanced the price of spoon., fork, and tableware approximately ten per cent In January last .liver bars were quoted In New York market at 67 cents an ounce. The price today Is slightly above 65 centa an ounce. The reason given for the upward move ment Is the fac that the Indian gov ernment has come into the market as a heavy buyer of jllver bullion. Man Walts Eight Month, for Hearing. Chicago. Mlcr-ael uiuckman faint ed In Judge Petit', court when tbe Judge ordered hi. release. Gluckman was held In Jail eight months for trial on a minor charge. His lawyer was censured for neglect Would Raz New York. Albany, N. Y. Rev. George R. Lunn, Socialist mayor of Schenectady, told a legislative committee he agreed with the tenement house Investigators, that "New York city ought to b wiped off the fao of th man." i - n IMPORTANT! For th protection ef tha public w hav brought nit against a firm of dentiata near our office, to prevent them from placing our Dana in large white letters on tha front of their building. It haa tak en ua 26 years of eon acleotiotu, painstak ing and skillful work to mak THE WISE DENTAL CO. known thro'emt th North west as absolutely re liable and at th top of th profuaaion. W In peraonal attendance. r DR. W. A. WISE Aak la aaa klau as that joa eaa be aura Our Interchangeable Facing:, a "Wise" Idea Our Brida-e Work haa been brought to the hig-heet atate of perfection. The teeth on thia bridge are interchangeable at will witbout femuvine from the mouth. WISE DENTAL COMPANY Fallla Balldlaa, Boetkeaet Comer Third and Waahingtoa St., ENTRANCE an THIRD IT. Pbaaea: Mai a 282; A 202. Portlaad. Oragea. DEAD SHOT tt DR. PEERY'S VERMIFUGE FOR WORMS ROMAN EYE BALSAM For Inflamed Eyelids Prepared by Wright's Indian Vegetable PILL CO. NEW YORK Hair Mussed by Lightning. Edward Kones prefers In the future to comb hi. own lock, snd wishes lightning would leave them alone. When his house, In Sullivan county, was struck tbe electricity plowed .mall furrows about hi. skull, taking the hair off his head In every place It touched. His injuries, besides de stroying his hair, it is said, were slight Philadelphia North American, FOR CVE DISEASES others Could Tell Him. "Have you any object In piling np wealth T Perhaps you hav an ambi tion to gratify. Is there anything you want to dor "There is. When I am fixed financially I propose to see If there Is really any money In the chick en business." Louisville Courier Journal. Her Experience. Mrs. Bacon "I understand one caa learn different language, from the phonograph?" Mr.. Ebert "Well, since our neighbor got his I know my husband has u.ed language I never heard him use before." Red Crcea Ball Blue, all bine, beet bhitng valu tn the whole world, makea tha laundreaa amila. Ancient. Knew of Elevator. That th ancient Romans knew how to works lifts Is the latest discov ery reported from Rome In connection with the Palatine excavations. Pr Romulan remains have been found, in cluding II ancient lifts. One of th latter, which descends Into tha earliest known city. Is now being cleaned and put Into working order for tha Arch oeologlcal Congress. Whale Whlpa Five Cr.w. Th largest whale ever captured In that vicinity was caught In Frail Pa res' fish nets, near Santa Crus. Five lauachea tried to tow the menster to tha Dier Without aucceaa. Nets and ropes broke and the task was aban doned. The whale was fifty feet long Mothers will And Vra. Wtaelow. Boothtag Syrup tf a beat remedy to naa'ogtaaUeaiadjaja faring .1 teething period. No Wife for Him. "What do I want with a wlfer snorted Bachelor Bockwedder, on read ing an old maid's reason, for not wanting a husband. "I have a game rooster that Is vain about his fine feathers, a goat, that chews tha rag. aa aeroplane that gets me up In th air, and an automobile that keeps ma ail tha time broke!" Judge. Unforgivable. Blobba "Why do thos two girls both hat you so?" Blobb. "I once Innocently remarked that thy looked alike." Philadelphia Record. Coughs and Colds You could not please us bet ter than to ask your doctor about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral for coughs, colds, crou p, bron chitis. Thousands of families always keep it in the house. The approval of their physi cian and the experience of many years have given them great confidence in this! standard cough medicine, j Sold for seventy years. Any food doctor will tell you tb.t s medi cine Tik Ayer's Cherry Pectoral c.nnei do It. bs.t work if th bowels sr ton tlp.ted. A.k your doctor If ha know, snythlng better th.n Ayer's Pills for cor recting thl. .tuii.hnes. of th liver. aaa ay aaa . u. tin wu., beweu, auee. will not allow or good nam to b Jeo pardized by man wka hav na connection with this office. W hav only ONE of fice, and that i la th FAIUNO build, big, southeast corner Third and Washing ton etrweta. Th en trance la on Third St, and aa alevator Car rie paaeenger. to ear floor. Da set ba mialed. Bar forget thee important In I struction, row are In th rla-ht alaaa. set that sorr way PLATES, WITH FLEX IB LB SUCTION Tha very la teat in madam dentietry. Na falling p la tea. W Give a 15-Year Guarantee. 25 Yr' Active Practice in Portland NEW PERKINS HOTEL new HOTEL UROPLAIt PERKINS BATH PORTLAND, JlSrtl! OAT UP HMTKtnCAKf Of THEOTt .mtOUTBATh SI!! Iir NOTE REDUCED RATES Most Centrally Located Prognostics. The Cinnamon Scimitar's financial editor writes: "The dental profession Is looking dowa 'jj the mouth. With the scavenger, ucertr, everything la picking up. Tbe steeplejack's busi ness, if he Is not careful, will be fall ing off. In tbe automobile and rail, road line everything is running down. The sausage and scrapple trade la on the pig. With the astronomer, how aver, things are looking up." Rn3 Crcaa Ball Blue will wash double aa many clothea aa any other blue. Ion't put your money into any ether. ? To Make Tires of Paper. ' Experiments have recently been made In Europe looking to the utilisa tion of paper In the manufacture of pneumatic tires, tests recently mad having convinced the experimenter that paper has tbe strength of metal, the elasticity of rubber, and a cheap ness that Is to ba found In neither of these materials: all Important qua ltlea. , Still at It "I wonder what has become) of my husband. Three days ago I sent him to match a sample at a department store. He hasn't been seen since." "I saw him yesterday. 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