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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 15, 1912)
j'OUl.TKV AND CAME ( .11 t' faery Wild Lucaa "" seaanat. WtlU CI l, ,Ma..ffrre all elude ef P-milry. C-fk. eta. IVarsim-l'tfJfe l'o.. l'orllunu Machinery I . ,. ..II) eta. 1 1. V Herd Marhla, huuelit. twfei ami aiirteaal: .it-lne. 1 fta rf, it. Martte le. liliUxi- Send (o Uet and prior viM'Nfl MrN AM LAlilka, kww tolerrar-h awrai'.. e.y " kwa. elaaaly wura. .. : iliri nna i4ttrlultHy l" wevet. mu.iai.ia aa- ,ll , an..! perm i'Miitun im rajir-ieiia. .train" H I'" -'" . - " uL ami al.ee U'N-rel'hwraeel.iBNlqiil.Wly. uTiie ( uir fr-e aa-huiar-hip plane, t'eriiw 1,Uir..ll Kalleer laulU, ttuklxM pe.uiiea. Haellla, WhMla PORTLAND atop NKW SCOTT HOTEL larr. HarkiC ritn: eueaa a-t; big M.rry; fl-ana'-i "tuVrly: rWa-1 to I'lial-tM am-lt.,; palace lor leielly In alt r. ku M tea III. Hr truth anil Ankrny Klrrete foii.Wnl (rum All IVpuU by Mtreetrar. SAYE MIDDLEMAN'S PROFIT of f l0 or nioro by buying your 1'iano r .'layer I'iaiio direct from factory store. m .SII & I.ANK I'lANO COMPANY jii W eahiiigtoa St., I'ortland, Or. Veal, Hogs, Poultry lr ! IrU- t-Wue HMrtt? Imihwi, Mt-nit- " l"ir rrv ! of n rKr"va ffttr' HI r )rtM tpuhlt. Y. II. M( II MAI, nt. rl4-H lMUl ).!. Ill IO rmtil Hirwl IW(Un4. Ort.a I k nt I jr return Mail rl HBUSINL55 COLLEGE WRITt FOR CATALOG "EAT HEARTY" RELIEVE CISTHECG AFTER EAT!?IC Plgaon Deacended Chimney. Vlieii a renKlriit in ilia London road, Itrad!n7, Kntfland. cania down atalr recently, be found perchel on the top bar of tha (ratn la the drawing-room a plEjn which bad coma down tha cl-.linnry. It bad brought with It a considerable quantity of aoot. When tho occupier opcuod tha wln duwa tha plueon made Ita escape. Food Kept Warm. A fatlron atand wlll-ba found na fii ! on the ran-n to knep the content! of a aaucepnn warm without daincct of burning, aaya thn indlanapolla Nivna. It la aUo UM'ful when enr denlrea food to elmiucr; there la then no fear of atlcklng or burolus on a hut atora. Hit Change In Belief. "Do yuu believe that all men ara created equal?" "I ueed to before I married." "And now" "Now I find that I can't begin to compare with other women'a buabanda." Detroit Krce I'reaa. Ona Mora Hem. Not that wa cannot think of other wayi of frittering away money, but aome day wa bopa to ba rich enough to afford a "going away coat" for our dog liouaton Poet. Pity. A girl who haa a ateady beau feela the aama kind of pity for the girl who "Ita alone night after night that tha boy who can diva haa for tha ona who ! afraid to wada In "above bla kneea." Get Well and you can very easily THE CHINESE DOCTOR 'loth tha American and tlm Chinese physicians use mclicincs modo from plitnls and herbs. Hut tho I'liineso "ive exten.leil their resonruhes and use Loots, Herbs ami Hulks that have never I eon heard of in this country. And with these harmless ami non-injur-joiis remedies Dr. C. Ilea Wo has cures! hundred of patients of all sorts of dis and who had previously been tnk tho rno.licines iirem-nlx'-d by well known American iinyaicinnit. lie has testimonial from patient all over tho northwest as to th lino results ho ob liiineil with tho u.-e of the. nature ri'inislie. Should you livo out of town nd wiHh to ber1n treatment, send 4 ""''it In stamp for a consultation blank and circulars. Olllce open evenings and Sundays. CONSULTATION FREE The C. Gee Wo Chinese, Medicine Co. 12 First St., Cor. Morrison I'OKTLAND. OK. . N. U. No. 48 '11 W" le- I. aaVarUaaa, staeae Wo V Wo MIXING THE CRIDDLE CAKES Whol. 8.er.l of 8uec... pfobl,)ly rV.p.r.tlon of th. D.l.ct.bl. Mlaturs. Ink. 11. Kr"'iaiiy of tlm rlKht on- ellfT a," . '" " It IlitB " .. Measure .!, flUr ( morn sifted) - cuprul, put It in can-fully, Bin! writ. 11. - rlKht 1"'"'ty - ... r.nc, measure In your re- v'" inniofurwurd Heed to -j.j,rM1Ilt you will not li trie 1Ih ml - " "VO ......mv.. oirorB fry,nK .ak(ii f"Ur ' ' -Ht for rl,l,l ckr.. 1 r..d fl,)llr , prfrabI , u , r-olp.. clii,n for yt.,,Hl. ,mry flour , "'""""""'"d for combination with okliiu powd.-r. Muffin, ,nd ,.,,,, cakit Bli(uM ba nrnda lKlt u.j,.r uy thorounh H'lnf .l II,, Ua ()f ,ltt)!r or "t-ain, not by numb-r of Ki(li. t,icb touKbon the batti r. UrM. n, Krl,, ,y rubbing ovor It Hero of .alt pork whn hot, tin n quickly H,Hr ,m lll0 uaM,,r LAUNDRY HINTS OF VALUE for Btat Raiulti and tha Llghtanlng of Labor Theta May Ba Recommended. When waahtng rrin wool or cot ton Kooda, liiHii-ad of uhIhk bhiliiit, try putting the wutcr In whwh u ftw on ion aklna havo b.fn boiled In tho Uiat rlnalnc water, and you will ba lu uri'd of a clear, brlxbt cn-um. Mtlduw atulna can very often b re moved qultn u.:c. Bkfully In the follow ln way: Mis a amull umintltr of aoft aoap with tliH aumii proportion of pow durxcl atarch and mlt and the Juice of luinon. Apply thU mixture to both Idea of the ataln with a amall brush, nd. If poanlblo, lit the article lie on tha grnia all day and nlnht until tho atulna have qultw disappeared. Then waah It lu the uncial way. Soiled lit ;rle ;iaraol w ill renpond 10 a nnoi acr;iii!i!!i (ir aoap and wa jter with a aoft brush. IUnao thor i'uiithly after they Intve been acrubbed , clean. 1 A rood wny to blench liandker 'chlKfa, when It M not cenvenlent to hung tin m out of iIotd. Is to waah them ud let them over nUlit In wi.t.r In which a liiile cre.mi of tar. ter Il ia been dissolved. I Helpful Home Hlnta. 1 A brink uj!ieatiii of hot arid vlno- j nar will remove pniut fiom fl.iya. I Thn problem of ululna lias been 1 aolved by hoitlliix tho damuued la'jrlc J In bolliiiK rhubarb water. j III lit wlialelioma can be atralybten- ted by nn.ikliiK them In bulling water I for a few inoiiieiiia and then ironing them 1 rn I k h t An ordinary nninll talilo on wheela. innde with two nhelvea. Ii a conven ient aervlug table, :irr li.c dlahea at well aa food back and forth between kitchen and dining room. Mraahmallow Fudge. Heat two cupfule of crurmlated ill gar, one cup of rich milk; add two aquarea of chocolate and boll until It hardena In cold water Jtiat before It la done, add a amall p!ore of butter, and then I Kin to ntir In marahallowa, rruahltig and beating them with a peon. (Vntlmm to allr In marsh mallow a after the finite haa been ta ken from tho flro until a pound haa been atlrred Into tha fuui;. Cool In sheet three fourth of an Inch thick and cut Into cube New Ctnntr. A shelf full of preserves Is tha Joy of tho goid housekeeper, and, there fore, moat Intereatlng at this season Is a patent canner and sterilizer for pre serving fruits. These are in tin cans, 10 made that fruit. Instead of being cooked from the bottom up, which re- itnrea It to a pulp, la ateamcd from the rfnwn This keeps botll ttie color and flavor of the fruit, and preserv Ing may be accomplished without su gr. . Mscaronl and Corn, rtreak one quarter package of mac aronl Into Inch plecea. bolt In salted ....111 tender drain, add a ran mm aeaanned with aalt and pepper, ona and one half cups milk, one good tablespoon flour, small tablespoon su gar two tableapoona butter; bake In Trv It If tou Ilka corn and macaroni. Leap-Year Cake. Ona half cup butter, one half cup sugar creamed together; whites of ..." - ...a beaten stiff; onfrhnlf cup milk, ona teaspoon cream of tartar, h.if teasDoonful soda, ona tea- sooon vanilla, ona and one-third cups fl..r. llska In layers with chocolate filling. Tha New Pan. Things to be frlond often stick to tha pan If now one is use... prevent this scour tho pan thorough 1 with salt, rlnso well, and then dry ' - ... . t.nn trv Instead or wasnum ' ...i.m. 11 well with tlssno paper This keeps Is beautifully bright, and It does not get discolored so quicKiy To Remove Wall Paper. - -.eellent way to remova paper . .h. .nil when desiring to re nanor a room Is to muke a rather thin i..... n..t and KO over the paper with a largo brush or cloth, wetting every Prt .(ml for a after a owing mis 10 little while, the paper - taken off In great trips wllti out making a bit of dust or dirt. Brown-Bread Gems. One-half nip rye. one-hnlf cup flour ona cup Indian meal, ona teaspoon "oda. one half teaspoon salt, scant ona nalf cup molasses, one cup milk, one cup cold water. Sardine Sandwiches. Take as many sardines a required, chop UP na and squeeze a few drop, of lemon Juice Into them: twssn buttered bread or cold blsmilt lift rmlne ho 1U(;h u spoonful of th(. but t.,r rim h S ""- . py Goo WAS up. Cv-ied Mice hence Ims "teAjr. for VCdlry -tftatfl 'the S&dd&fV . new c - MOTHER'S SHARE OF SALARY Youth Illustrates Absolute Necessity for Her Services, But No Money Value on Work, A man chanced to meet a certain boy who waa unduly proud of the fact that ho was earning regular wace and supporting himself. He entered into a conversation with tho boy. which ran something like this: Yes." aald the boy, "I make $3 a week; Mary la In the store and she earns $5; I don't know how much father earns; and Ted and Jim, they don't earn anything they just go to school " "And do you board at homeT" asked the man. "Oh yes; we eat breakfast and supper there, and mother puts up our dinners for us." "Yes, I see; who gets tha break, fast and does the cooking?" "Mother." "Who washes for you?" "She does." "I)o you keep a Rlrl?" "No, we don't need one. fleslde we couldn't afford one, anyhow." "Pots your mother do all the work for the wholo family?" "Why, yes, of course." "Does she sow and mend for all of you. too?" Why, I should say she did. We never hire help for anything." "You say you got 13 every week and Mary $5. What does your mother got?" "Mother! Why she don't work; she Just stays at home; she don't get snythlng." The mother's services were evi dently necessary, but no money value was placed upon her work. It was taken as a matter of course that she should be a cook, nurse, sew and ba a regular Jack of all trades and good at all. The woman hna a great, God given responsibility, when tha health of a family la placed In her hands. KEEP BIRDS FROM RECORDER Instrument Used on Isle of Wight to Measure Duration of Sun Obscured by Flocks of Crows. The United Kingdom enjoys so com paratively few sunny days that every hour of sunshine during the year la cherished. A sunshine recorder Is maintained on the Isle of Wight. To Keep Crows Away. which Is one of the eunnleBt places In the nrltlah Isles, but It appears that the crows have been Interfering with It says tho 1'athflnder. They gather about It In such flocks and use It for a perch so much that they shade the sensitive Instruments and tnua mane hem register cloudy weather when It Is really sunsniny. bo a scarecrow has been erected to keep them away. md It is reported to be a success. Ages of Fish. Fishes and animate that live In the water In mnny instances amain 10 a creat ago. The carp has Deen Known 10 live 200 years. Common river trout nave noen con fined In a well for bu years ana were .1111 frUkv when taken from the water. Tho ago of the whale Is ascertained hy tho slro and number of whalebones In Its mouth. Kccorus snow inai una sea animal nn i-i-umn-u iw y nrs. 1 ... ... 1 .... .4 1 ! r tnm Ann In H9 n enormous jiiKe mi caught In a lnke near llalllerum, in Suahlft. with a bras ring auacnea 10 It engraved on which was a state ment that the fish was put In the lake In the year 1130, thus Indicating that It must have lived at least 267 years. Too Many Placea. "W'hafn the matter?" asked tha po liceman, mum . w go?" "An'r p,ac ,0 " repeated Tired Timothy, with supreme con- vmpt- U cuuniu, t s" me hole United States an a big part o1 Canady before me. 1 ve got so many daces to gO OKI 11 turn amy P1 . . .. w Khlotl mmw tn to mane up - atart. Lemme alone a couple weeks till I Un lt " lln 00 hal U to do." j TRIFLES THAT TEMPT DELICACIES SUITABLE FOR DES SERT OR AFTERNOON TEA. Colonial Cskj Something That Any Hostess May Bs Proud to Serve 6wedis Nut Wafers an Excellent Appetizer. Colonial Cake Mix one teaspoon alt with ona cup white corn meal, culd It with juat enough hot water to dampen It Then add enough cold milk to form a very stiff batter (al most a dough). Btlr It well and drop In cakes about thrte quarters of an Inch In thickness on a buttered pan. Hake In a bot even for 25 minutes. Spilt open and butler while bot. Servo with sirup. W'alnut Custard Pie. Prepare crust ss usual and make custard as follows: One pint milk, two eggs, one-half cup sugar, salt, one-half teaspoon vanilla and one half cup walnuts chopped quite fine. The nuts will rise to the top and form a tbln crust, giving a de licious flavor. English Apple Pie. I) utter a shal low agate dish Slice apples Into dish to fill It. Sprinkle on one cup sugar. one half teaspoon salt and a little grat ed nutmeg. Put on two teaspoons butter In little bits, two tablespoons water and cover dish with pie paste In which baa been cut several slits. Cake about 40 minutes. Serve bot with cream. Prune Pie. Take a tender crust and line the pie plate. Soak three-quar ter pound prunes tnd cook tender with four tablespoons sugar and one-halt cupful of grape or other fruit Juice, Press through a colander, add two tablespoons of cholocate and two or three tablespoons more of the Juice. Cover with lattice strips and bake. Swedish Nut Wafers. Cream one- fourth cupful of shortening, using but ter and lard In equal proportions. and add three-fourths cupful of sugar gradually, while beating constantly then add one egg, well beaten, two tablespnonfuls of milk and one tea spoonful of vanilla. Mix and sift one and one-third cupfuls of flour and one tcaspoonful of baking powder and one half teaspoonfu! of salt, and add to first mixture. Spread evenly on the bottom of a buttered Inverted dripping pan, using a casekn'fe. Sprinkle with finely chopped nut meats and bake In a moderate oven 12 ntlnutes. Cut In strips three-fourths of an Inch wide by four and one half Inches long, and shape over a rolling pin. If strips be come brittle before shaping Is accom plished, return to oven to reheat. Re peat until the mixturo 3 used. From one-third to one-half cupful of nut meats will be required. Woman's Home Companion. HOUSEHOLD J i Questions If your floor matting has faded, but Is not worn, give It a coat of varnish in any desired shade of varnish stain and It will wear longer and look fine. To take out the mark sometimes left after cleaning a garment with gasoline, lay over the place a piece of clean white tissue paper, and press with a hot Iron. This will at once re move all trace of the stain. If shoes have been thoroughly wet don't attempt to dry them near the stove. Rub In plenty of vaseline or plain lard and let stand In a cool place several days, and niu- h of the original oil will bo restored. If the bedstead Is really brass, a pleco of flannel moistened In salt and vinegar will clean it. Slightly touch the spots, then with a clean flannel rub the entire surface of the brass, us ing a little whiting on a dry flannel as a final polish. Don't pass hours each week black ing your stov. Ten cents' worth of stove enamel, which can be applied in a few minutes, will last six months, and all It needs is a dally wiping off with a damp cloth. Besides, it looks much better than blacking. If you are troubled with black beetles in your rooms, make a paste of red lead, flour and water, roll out thinly with a glass bottle, and put on a hot baking sheet to dry. Strew around pipes and corners that they frequent. These wafers are highly poisonous, so must not be placed where children or household pets can get at them. Household Hints. The way to launder a round cen terplece and keep It flat. Wash It with white soap In the usual way, wring out the centerpiece, have a piece or white muslin or a sheet spread upon the carpet, then take the centerpiece and spread It on the sheet or muslin, which should be larger than the centerpiece, pin the centerpiece all around the edges, and see that it is smooth. After it is pinned out put a cover over it to keep it clean while it is drying. This is an easier and better way than Iron ing. De sure that the centerpiece Is dry before taking it up. Boiled Potatoes With Onion Sauce. lloll notntoea In their Jackets with bacon and onion sauce. The potatoes are cooked soft In boiling water and An t to table smoking hot. still In their skins, with a bit of salt sprinkled over them. Eacn person peeis nis own po tatoes and eata It with this sauce. Clet halt a pound of smoked bacon, not too fat. remove tne rina and chop Into mall dice: fry until thev begin to crisp, then add an equal amount of chopped onion, mix ana cook slowly, stirring occasionally until the onion is a fine yellow color, but not blackened: serve hot In gravy boat It has a de licious flavor and It not as indigestible as it sounds. Dried Sweet Corn. Select good, plump ears, husk and silk, cut with a sharp knife very thin, lie sure and don't cut into the cob, but scrape the cob after cutting off the corn. Cook over water until all the milk Is cooked In, then put in clean flour sack, some In each end. hang over a line so one end will be higher than the other, shake once in a while. Bring in at night. This will be nice and white, with all the flavor nf fresh corn. Time '. Ta a larre !ami;, warre t" ere aaey children, mu'i tcia of lime aii snnoyanee la saved if. before putting stockings Into the wash each week, each parson will tack the two stock inga of each pair at the hems, says Suburban Life. There is no trouble In trying to mate them afterward, as each person may use a different col ored thread. ' No God Thing le Ever Leaf. Remember that truth, the most im portant and encouraging of all truths. Tour life may not seem worth while, the sacrifices that you make for oth ers; may not seem worth while. But no good thing ia ever tost And he who does his duty -contributes for ever to the sum total of that which la good in the universe. farca Whila Vast Walk. " Allen's Font-EaM is a certain rure for -tint, wetting. callua, aw! wolleii, aebliigiet. Hold by all lfrua-g-inu. truM'm. Ison'l accent any nbalituto. Trial paekave rU.HH. Addreas 4.i!oB.O!mt4l,Lkor, N. Y. - Real Test There la something finer than to Jo right against inclination, and that la te have an .inclination to do right. There la something nobler than re luctant obedience, and that la Joyful obedience. The rank of virtue la not measured by its dlsagreeableness, but by Its aweetness to the heart that loves 11 The real test of character la Joy. For what you rejoice In, that yon love. And what you love, that you are like. Henry ran Dyka. Should Have Been Prepaid. Old Father Eplcuremus, the philoso pher, has Just sent us a telegram stat ing that "some men's Idea of earning a living is Just answering a dinner bell." We should have welcomed the communication had the old gentleman not sent bis message collect. Judge. Quite Another Thing. "What makes you so sleepy today, old man?" "I was up at 4 this morn ing?" "Come off! You never got up at 4 In your life." "I didn't say I got up; I said I waa up." Boston Evening Transcript. MAKES SORE EYES WELL Accentuating Plant Characters. It has been found that under red light (light through red glass) plants become more robust than in any oth er. They also become more pro nounced in their chief characters the leafy plant becomes more leafy, all shades of green become more pro nounced, the sensitive plant more sensitive and all In every way become highly apeclall7fd. Watch Built In a Pearl. A tiny watch, which has been made Inside a pearl as large as a big pea, has Just been constructed by Oallopln & Co. of Geneva, fifteen months being spent on the work. The empty pearl weighed forty-flve grains and In di ameter is less than an Inch. This pearl watch can be worn on a ring or aa a pendant and cost $6,000. r thrifty on Uttt. thtnirs lik. bluing. TVm't ae. ept water fur bluirz. Ask (or Ked Cruaa Ball liliM, Ui. extra, g-ood value blue. Home Happiness. Probably nlneteen-twentleths of the happiness you will ever have, you will get at home. The Independence that comes to a man when his work is over, and the feeling that he has run out of the storm Into the quiet harbor of home, where he can rest in peace and with hla family, la something real. Mothers wfll find Vrs. Wlntlow'e Sootatng Syrup tb. beat rnraedr to use fur thai etUldfWit luluf m tea thing period. Poetry at the Bottom of the Mug. "He will work," said a Tottenham (Eng.) constable of a defendant, "if he knows there is a pint of beer at the end of the Job." This must have been very much the sort of thing Tennyson had in mind 'when ha wrote "Follow the Gleam." Aa a Precaution. Oet a dozen tiny bells, and every time a bottle of poison la brought Into the house tie a bell to the neck. Evan in the dark the bell will tinkle Ita warning. "WHAT'S THE ANSWER" ? ? ? ? ? Are you going to continue suffering from Poor Appetite, Sick Headache Indigestion Constipation Malaria when for 60 years Hostetter's Stomach Bitters haa been proving its ability to overcome such ills very quickly A Trial Today Will Convince You Sore Shoulders and Necks. Bore shoulders and necka in horses are, as a rule, due to an Improper fit In collar or names. Occasionally un even surface or bard lumpy areas In the filling may be the cause, or Im proper care of the horse in early spring before the skin and underlying tissues hare become hardened to the soliar presure. SeMOtase Syria. Tmh IM. Dm la tliea. Sola fcr Drafrtata. r-.VrJ.HH!rfrnrTTTT PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more goods brighter and faster colora than any other dye. One lOo package colors silk, wool and cotton equally well and 1.1 aruatanteed to give perfect results. Asa deaUet, 01 we will send postpaid at 10c a package. Write for be toeklet bow to dye, bleach and mix colore. MONftOS DKUO COMPANY, guincy, Ullsela. l6tf.L.K)OUOLAS SHOS-S ma e r r e j mm e r- e?aUU J.U S.UU -L .JU PwiJ 'J..V i -.-S.V fOH MEN AND WOMEN ' ,'il.. aTorar wmmm sr. 1 Uoaolaa 9J.uu. fsna. mmmmMmm mnm air mm mwwniwwy aw ww- gww mmtrrn ml rtiinmry sAeas, mam WLDoufUa isUea and sails more 3.00.$3.50 St $-4.00 ahoM j thaa any other manufacturer us the THE STANDARD OF QUALITY FOR OVER SO YEARS. The workmanship which haa made W. L Douglas shoes famous the world error is maintained ia very pair. Aak your dealer to show you W. L Doaglaa latest faahiona for fall and winter wear, notice tha thort vamps which mak tha foot look smaller, pointa in a shoo particularly deeired by young men. Also tho conservative sty Its which have made W. L. Douglas ahoas a household word everywhere. If you could viait W. L. Douglas largo factories at Brockton, M-, and ae for youraelf how carefully W. L, Douglas shoaa ara made, you would then aa deratand why they are warranted to fit better, look better, hold their shape and wear longer than any other make for the price). Fait Colt lytttt. CAUTION. Ta protect yea eaaleat hafarler aheea, W. L. Deutlee ataxpe kla aeme oe the be teea. Leok for tke atamp. Beware of eabetitatea. W. L. Dowslea afceea are old ia 78 ewai etoree mmi aHee deelere everywhere. Ne matter where roe lire, they ere witoia yoerreeck. If yeur dealer caaaot oupply yew. write darect to factory for catalog abewiaa an to order Irr i Sasee aea every wbere, delivery ckarsee prepaid. WXJo,ilae. Brer k ten. ataaa. Fine for Two. "Did you ever tell that young man that late hours were bad for oner' asked father at the breakfast table. "Well, father," replied the wise daugh ter, "late hours may be bad for one, but they're all right for two." SEND YOUR MILK AND CREAM TO I WBTIANOA A M)tjr ) First United States Stocking Factory. The first United States stocking factory was set up at Cohoes, New York, in 1832. The machine for knit ting was the Invention of Lee. an Englishman, who took out a patent In 1589. The Lee machine was intro duced in the Colonies during the Rev olution, but a sharp Tankee improved on It, and set up the first factory at Cohoes. Wss Wslcome, All Right "What reason have you to think that my campaign contribution waa gratefully received r asked Mr. Due tin Stax. "The fact," replied his sec retary, "that the gentleman Immedi ately came back for mora." Washing ton 8 tar. Uncle Pennywlse Ssyst A man who's been a failure at ev erything else figures that he can al ways fall back on the chick an busi ness. New Idea In Penal Reform. Chocolate and muslo have been In troduced into a Swiss prison, with the idea of reforming the inmates. , Smoke Pleasure and other Pleasures: : for tjhe Man Who Smokes a There is smoke pleasure in this pure old Virginia 'and North Carolina bright leaf. Thousands prefer it to any other pipe tobacco. Thoroughly aged and stemmed and then granulated. A perfect pipe tobacco nothing better rolled as a cigarette. One and a half ounces of this choice tobacco cost only 5c, and with each sack you get a book of cigarette) papers FREE. The other pleasures are the presents that are secured with the coupons in each sack of Liggett y Myers Duke's 1 Mixture. These presents delight old and young. Think of the pleasure that yon and your friends can get from talking machine, free, or such articles as- fountain pens, balls, skates, cut glass, china, silverware. I 11 ew 1 I I WF ,T; n i'i $e rtO) f ta.au pj.ou manmot ..y ma thm ana s world- Yea. The moat difficult thing for a bride of two montha to understand ta that her husband may occasionally want to leave her to spend an hour or two with an old college friend. Philadelphia In quirer. " Phllanthroplo Penology. "What la that open-air structure yon have Inclosed with mosquito netting?" "That," replied Farmer Corntossef, "la our Tillage Jail." "But you want Iron bars for a Jail?" "Not here. Any body we put In there will be so thank ful to get away from the mosquitoes that he wouldn't think of leaving." NEW PERKINS HOTEL JE$ HOTEL PERKINS BATH PORTLAND, elSPOt CAT UP -WTHtltkfTOf TWOti NOTE REDUCED RATES Most Centrally Located tennis racquets, fishing rods, furniture, etc. At a special offer, daring November and December only we will eend you oar a new illustrated cata log of present; FRE. Jnst aend ns vonr name' and address on a postal. f Cawptxw from DWt tffxtwrt ury H mssortedwxthtngstrom HORSE5HOE J.T..TIN51XY S NATURAL LEAF, CHANCER TWIST. , from 1; FOUR ROSES ((-- Ambit rnayVml, frCH PLUG CUT. PIEDMONT CIGARETTES, CUX CIGARETTES, ' i A 1 J mm it rmmtmvtmm . -J mm m . St Premium Dept., , WJ ST. touts, Ma T t 1 w:? r 1 f 7lkJ sssr MEW VQvSi ffn SITHOUT Vraa.al I 'ill - :aa s aaai S