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Newspaper Page TextPOULTKY AND GAME rw tat M '"" " ' l . ,im la eveaea. Write m Im JJJ,.!., easil kinds f illf. pork. au. petrwn Vag Co., Portland I K IkduetrkMM Hun M wltk KMV hell Intareei la elenrlirf Mu. P "". ft .11 eeleWieherl. ll " """.'"TL averts partner I" '( .vei - l iinlm he.iiev wltk It tea T.'W Mitr Ik ill muaihs Wrlu J,U reiilea us lull ear Healer. . - Sanaa- II an efwMa. Machinery r.v.? ere. '! I aiertla hHU JjliVuea Satl luf Stack tart sad M iwc 10 iHRS. 7 Pr Cent, FARM LOANS a, wee eierr raalera and Wmihh Ore " hnl'ruixl lernia l-oaiie pale oif In N ,n h rnel nimlrarai to ear ev JJfTJn Win la -uO 111 at JJy, jil end evcuitly .Hered. 1H BAkllol T WILSON CO.. INC. tltfll U'l ' far U end, Ontw Veal, Hogs, Poultry li tan "ur "' b'"r a'1!" .ieewher. Untton Ihla pl'- .. vi hvi ...-thrive feimare: enrl yea boiialet, 'kaiiauns Ineiiuetlevie to Oat Unheal Frtoaa. r M kTIIMAI.I A f. as Capita IIS.Su. Ul.lil frest ". Pertteak. OVaea Cheek tout by reture MIL SAVE MIDDLEMAN'S PROFIT of $100 ur more by buying your piano or I'Uycr Piano direct from fm tory tore. fil'SII I.AXK I'lANO COMPANY J5J VVahlngton St., Portland, Or. nOOKKEEPI NG DTAl (.IIT FOX t3. I'lay a fa, mating game end repara for alvam't-mcnt. uive your child ren i bii-inra education. Compare th Mat with a $liK college course, Writ for information. (.KAI'lllt: fill. ( (. JU8-312 Abinglon lUdg., Portland, Or. I f ff ( BARRELS )H Writ about your want la this Una to FINKE BI?OS. 183 WaJiaun HL Portland. Oregoa eoporifio. 1 tell you what 1 think of your r port," aald lha uiaa who volunteers erlttclam. "My dear air." replied Ben ior Bore hum, "you are nut supposed to thick alx.at my report. It wa de signed to help people to for jet the en tire puslnes." XXeXrS ) r m t .y lT?aViTir;fftfli7f RFMllATP MlMiilkT 0IIDIKV (HI BOW t IS TMt UVER 'THE BLOOC ATlU DRUaGIT5 Painless Dentistry lH-ir fciMip atoaly for 99mm ! ft eifaai yikerx mmtim ttom m torn kriaye ajrt rt mtl t tt MirM la E4f ft eleaVlrtM. tioea ttrteHM ritf ia mm- PLATINUM REALLY AN ALLOY "oe it a Cogtly Metal. ' .J!. m,""rl !! Platinum I. tl"S ,'ar. d "U"' "d ". " I"HU,,, Iron, coppor "d .old. It I. ,,,,11, fouur K r,""': u.d.d or .7.. n.r"n ,U cul" . nul. pl.tlUu varlia fruin H to 19 Toe output of plminum t)l Ulllle(1 fcrM .,,r'rtl,"ly l''ltd to full, fornla and On-gon. Owing to Ita IiIkIi mi.a., i,m .h treat realalauna t0 acKU, platinum li -..u.,.rijr ue. f,r laboratory utun-Ilk- Platinum aulta i. chemical aimly.ra. j ,lu ,uanufao. ture of aulplmrlo arid the nital ha ten uaed In makti.K lurge concnlra llon kettlea. hut of late Kold ba been ubatltm.d for It. pl,oloKraphy. dentlatry and eli.ctrlo ItikUllatton tnucb platinum I ui-d. Of late the manufacture of J..wlry ba con eumed larxn qiikntllli-i of It. It la ei tenalveljr uaed for chitlna and for the setting of diamond, the clulm bHng made, not only thnt It I mure rc-lt-ktit than ellvi-r and liardir than aold, but that the toii are h.-tter offaet by platinum and appear lurg.-r than In ny other kind of aettlng.-Kroin a Ge ological Rurvey lleport ICES A UNIVERSAL DELICACY People of the South of Italy Remark kble for Their Fondnea for Thlk Simple Refr-ahmenL WISDOM OF GREAT PAINTER .,.r. comment bhow That He rnnotophar a Wall a Superb ArtUt. We way. ,lk. to kn(jw what , ha" ,, " bl work, ana bow ha . . that . . aooui other thlnga T.T """"onler left k record of ." ' 11 fwellnr and opinion, ii " onveraatlon ." Of fkVorlte K'lnbr,l"lt WM hl Among bl aylng were the follow- . - -""b aiuun i vuv tuvv- OI U ttZy "TIim man who leave good work be blnd add to the Inheritance of the "uman race " 'fa. . me muMter la an artlat whoa work never recall tlioae of ome oth er krtlHt." "1 would have drkwlng made the biml of education In all kchoolk. It ui.lveraal languano." "No artlut would paint If be knew ie. wa never to how hi work. If be no human eye would ever red upon It." I . never iKr. a picture until my whole ul I aulUllcd with my work." lo will I to do" ha been my motto. I have always willed. Oh! how u-Kret the loit time that can never be made up. A I grow older, I work harder than ever." Front Churte J,. Iiuratow "Kamou Plo lure" (Melaaonler), In St. Nlchola. REAL LAND OF THE AUTOMAT Germany, Probably More Than Any Othar Country, Make U of The Simple Device. Germany mlxht almost be called "the land of the automat." Automatic device of all kind are popular and are ucd for a thouxnnd purpose. At all poHtofllce, itamii and poiit card are old by automatic machine; at If you wIhIi to reullze what devotion to Ice mean you ahould go to Paler bio. All over the i.uth of Italy Ice are eaten to an extent of which w do not dream, but In Klclly and Palermo In particular the cuatum ha attained amailng proportion. Ice ire eaten by people of nil rank and age from morning to nlitht. Where a true ilrlton would demand a glua of beer the Palermlan aakk for an Ire Mornlna 1,1 '' railway atattona. platform ticket noon nj night the conaumptlon of : ani "burban ticket are aold by Ice goe on. They are In wonderful I au'oniat; automat reataurant. where variety and cheap. j uns ru" ecure a glaa of beer, wine, The atranger In tht benutlful coun- r "Quor. a aandwlch, niuare meal. try find the cafe Invaded between 4 !ru' of eofee, chocolate, etc., by drop and 6 o'clock by Ice eater. He ee 1 1"1" co111 ll'e slot, abound every- otricer and nu n of the army, mer- j h"T,- Kvery city of 15.000 or 20,000 chant and work people, the rich mid lM,Pul"nn and over ha from one to the poor of both kexea consuming Ice ! """"Tal hundred aueh reataurant. At with guto. No one evade thl plea-! railway station automat cell choco- ant duty. Line of carriage draw up I "" n"dy. picture iot card, and at th lde of the pavement before the "T'n ,lt,le klt ot "flrt ald to tha ,n cafea. the occupant, the coachman J"r' d." containing a few drop of pain- and th footman all with thilr favor i kl"'r- bandage, needlo. thread, etc. It delicacy. At flint the atrangor ! 1 'n P'nnHts In a lot open the doors wonder, then he full a victim. Lon-! ' toilet compartments, delivering a don C'hronlclo. i ",w'' or piece of soap. A coin in a 1 slot obtains k cigar, a tune from a Reward, but No Claimant i mechanical muaic box, a pair of shoe Despite the view that player ar '. sirlngs, k collar button, or k visiting extrkvagant and do not aave their cnra- money. Ada Iwls t r "M in --a- frugal actrec and h bk been putting her money : away for year. She 1 the onr of an apartment building In New Ro-; cbelle. When die went down there to I make arrangement for building the . apartment the w waited upon by eome member of th chamber of commerce, who congratulated ner upon her enterprlae "Will dog be allowed In the build ing T waa asked. -No " "Will children be barred T" "No, Indeed," wa the quick reply, "and I will go you ono better. I will give a month' free rent to the parent of every baby born In the apartment." Thla plcaied the committee Im mensely, end ks they bowed out sbk milled k little and remarked: "Hut. I forgot to ay, thta I to b bachelor apartment." Cleveland Leader. I in Kvrtd I know -It's fcoeeir fjorl have alw&y S lAy Grmnd nA ENGLISH SPELLING IS HARD S5. OakVMaaTaala trrtliafa M SaM riataa 'm pnwt a r "k lull Plalaa PaMla.. dtr-llaa .6 .6 6.00 7.60 0 Wise Dental Co., Palnlaaai rtatlf at "jl-'i.tliiktaWaaaaifta aonjUf kaf, " .vi i, at totrTk tawi, i tat Get Well and you can very easily Wo -f: Wo THE CHINESE DOCTOR III it h lha An..:..- i il. r-ui--. tl iiiuiivii aiiu anv v. ii n if r"Vuian ue medicine made from lav"1 ,ul ,ler,'. llut lh Chlnone i , ; nu-ir reenrcnre inu aw ' ' Ilirtia an.l Ita.-L. tk.f hava tvrr ft In thi country. And with then harmless and non-lnjur-'"'is remuhe Dr. C. Ore W o ha rnrcd ".iMiren. or patient of all sort of li. iitV'"' wno n"J previously been tak. " k th medirlnc prescribed by well "Mown American iliy.ician. lie h "V'm',nils from patients all ever the ta'n iwe M othe fme result he ob-t.n.-d with th- use of these tiktur anJ I Shot,,( y 'iv "t of town r2iTifih to b'ITin trektmcnt. end 4 Ck.'V.!. for "niulUtlon Hice Onen evanlnara anit SnnHava. CONSULTATION FREE Jhe C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. First Pt., Cor. Morrtaon POHTLAND, C R. Lota Thr to Capture. During the civil wr there wm n Ir!hmn of'the Thirty sixth Indlsna. who, while on the kklrmlsh line kt Dallas, saw a good chance to capture confederate. He evaded himself of the opportunity, ceplured his man. and waa passing to the rear with hi prisoner, when one of his comrades called out to him: "Pat. let me have that man. I will take him over to Oeneral Gros. our brigade comman der." "Nlver mind, m boy." replied Pat. "1 left a million back over the Mil there. Go yourself and fetch one of the lad over and tak him to Gen eral Oro" Editorial Confession. The following confeaalons have been made by Thomas K. Thompson: "I once had a round key check with my name on It about the size of k silver quarter. Occasionally when kt church I found myself dead broke would drop that key check Into the hat for k bluff and the next day the brother treasurer would bring around snd I would redeem It. Rut one time It went out and never came back, and now I have to put lo the coin or give the sign of distress. "Once when I was on earth the first time I tried to make love to a giggly girl. Bhe laughed me out of court and I wa firmly convinced that khe wkk not capable of a sensible, serious thought. I saw her not long ago and she looked as If she hadn't giggled or even smiled for k score of yesrs knd I was glad she treated ma aa a Jok In the other days." Kansaa City Star. Rouah on "Good Samaritan, Frank Koetach, k laborer, was put nn trial at Gra for hla action In saving tha life of k would be suicide. He bed found a man dangling from a tree, and bkd promptly cut him down knd taken him to a hospital The man recovered from the effects of the naming, but complained of a scalp wound he had received when falling to the ground, end he brought a charge of personal Injury by carelessnes a.alnst the man wno savea ni lire. Kaetich acquitted, oui oeciarea he would te car never to act the Good Bamaritan again. Cur for Love. "Yea. I flnklly got rid of him." khe aid "without having 10 ien rum in so many word that I never could learn to love him I didn't want to do that, because he' n kwfully nice fellow, and I hould have been very sorry to cause him pnln. How did you niannge 117 friend aitked. 'Why, you see, he sunject to nay fever SO I flreoraieo win uoime wmi golden rod whenever he seut word that ho was coming." her Little Misunderstood. One morning MIhs I.llllan Do Vln rrnt, leading Imly of "When a Man s Married." N". Z roan company, con cluded sho would press some collurs. Itrlnk me a hot Iron, srie loin tne . ,.t i. ..it hallboy, who atiswrreu wie ouii. in few moment ne roiurnea empty- handed. I can t get it ror you. lauy. The bartender says as how there lot of tbem fancy New York drinks be ain't never learned how to mix." Nothing Eli to Do. "What are the wild wave saying, mother" "I do not know, my cnna. ertut why do they dance all day longf "Well, my child, they cannot play bridge. Knaa I uy jouruiu. Fit Word. The clase had been discussing re cent affairs In China. A few days later the fate of a man who was eat en by bis savkge enemies was referred to. Anxious to enlarge the limited voca bularr of the children, th teacher ksk ed whkt nktn wks given to men who ate other human beings. "Karate" and man-eater" were the onlv word most of them could alve. At last the eagernes of bright-eyed boy Indicated that he thought he had a better word. He had. It wkk "Manchuk." Youth'k Compknlon. Nature'a Sun Dial. There I no need for clock on the Aegean ea any day when th sun I shining. There nature doe not vary, though the centurle pass. This nat ural time-maker is the largest sun dial In the world. Projecting Into the blue water of th sea Is a large promon lory which lift it bead 3.000 feet above the wave. A the sun swings round the pointed hadow of the mountain Just touches one after the other of a number or small la'ands, which are at exact distances apart and set as hour marks on the great dial. To Tax Bill Boards. The newspapers of I'Rris the beau tiful are loudly demanding that the "glgantesflu panneaux reclame" gl uantle bill boards that disfigure some of the most prominent places In the rlty be eliminated. They hold that the only means to obviate thl bnrbaric Invasion Is for the city to tax these hoards nt such a high figure as to dls- cournge the big advertisers from using them. The French parliament has al ready passed a law tnxlng bill boards In tha country, where they do not add to the beauty of the landscape. 1 Royalty of Virtue. If there bo no nobility of descent, all the more Indispensable I It that there should be nobility of acent a character In them thnt benr rule o fine and high knd pure that aa men eome within the circle of It Influence they Involuntarily pay homage to that which I the one pre-eminent, distinc tion, the royalty of virtue. Iilshop Henry C. Potter. Truth Eternsl. All error have only a time; after a hundred millions oi unjt-i-iunis, auu tletle. sophism, the smallest truth remain precisely what It wag before. Ancteut Maxim. Noted Scholar Mkk Strona Pisa for Phonetlo 8ytm Child Would 8av Much Time. A atrong plea in favor of phonetlo spelling waa made to the meeting of the British Association for the Ad vancement of Science at Dundee the other day by Sir Jame Donaldson, LU D., vice-chancellor and principal of the University of St. Andrew and principal of the United College of SL Salvator and St. !-eonard, says a Lon don cable dispatch to the New York Sun. Sir James told the kssoclatlon that spelling Is a thing of no conse quence end everybody ought to be allowed to spell as he likes, just a Shakespeare and our ancestor did. Sir Jame said that this plan would lead to phonetlo spelling. Our present system of spelling, he told the cl entlsts, If It csn be called a system. unique In Its absurdity. The French, German snd Dutch spell phonetically, but the English ar ter ribly behind them. If the English spelling were pho netic, said Sir James, it would be easy for the whole population of China to learn the English language, but no foreigners now had a chance to learn easily. The English speak ing child taught to spell phonetically, he said, aved at least a year In th task of acquiring an education. Sir James concluded his phonetlo plea by scoring compositor In gen eral. The present method of making p words, he charged, wa the doing of compositors. "We are slavea of th printers," he asserted, "knd If we do not spell according to their way of thinking they change u over and over again. And there I no re dress." Sir James Is n kuthorlty on the matter of spelling, being the author of "The Modern Greek Grammar," as well as many works on religious sub jects. NEAT LITTLE PARLOR TRICK Difficult to Move Second Finger From Between First end Second With out Separating Them. Here's ome thing which Ik harder then It look. Bemt the (econd fin ger of your left hand forward and Join the Up of the first and third be hind IL Then try to move th ec ond finger out between them without Finger Trick. separating them and without using the thumb or employing any other as sistance. RIDDLES, Whkt 1 the proper length for ladles' skirts? A little above two feet It the poker, ahovel and tonga coal two dollars, what did the coals eome toT Ashes. What Is that which works when It plays and plays when It worker A fountain. What la everybody doing at the same time? Growing old. When are silk, threads like decep tive friends? When double-faced. What Is that which fastens two peo ple together, yet touches only oneT rhe wedding ring. What Is a button? A small event hat Is always coming off. Why do you alway put on your left hoe last? When you have put one on the other Is li ft. What thing Is drawn more frequent ly than another? Cork. Why dues n hen lay egR only In he daytime? Pecause she is a roost er at night. Unsetlefylng Mens. Th young glrlk who work In the Pkrik khopk have 60 centimes to epend for their mlddsy meal, and when a charitable eoclety Inquired k to bow the money wa being (peat, the following list wk found to em body th average: Fried potatoeaor sausage, 10 centimes; bread, 10 cen times; bonbons, 10 centimes; violets or other flowerk. 20 centime. Th society no longer bed kny cause to wonder why the girls were underslxed end 111-nourlshed. RELIEVES TIRED EYES All the Qukliflcktlonk. Among a large number of smtulng letters received by David Belasco was the roIlowlDg: "Veneered Sir Wish ing to go on th stage, would Ilk to Join your forces. Have been a brick layer for fife years, but having failed In thla branch, have decided to take up acting, the same being easier work. I am not young, but six feet In my ktocking feet. Hkvk studied elocutllon end km fond of late hours." Every" body's Magazine. Naturally. "We are very aorry." kald the Trut, aa It. forced a competitor out of buelnekk. "We have nothing against you personally. It la merely a matter of principle. We are firm bellvrs la th closed shop." Snake into Tour Shoes Alton's Foot-Eaaa. a powder for th. feet. It enra painful, awollcn, am&rting-, aweatin feet. Make, new ahow aaay. Bold by all Druag-iats and Shoe Btirm. Don't axe.pt any aubatitut.. Sample FHfc.il. Addraaa A. H. Olroatod. La Hoy. N. If. National Characteristic. A national characteristic of the French people le their bablt of family excluslvenes. It 1 very rarely that a family divide for a holiday. For one thing, mlddlecla people in France do not pay visit except to member of their own family, knd for another, a Fjench mother like to keep ber children under her own eye a much a possible, both be fore and after marriage. William Penn'a Sepulcher. It Ik In the Church of SL Mary Red- el iff. In Bristol, that the remains of Sir William Penn. father of the pro prietor of Pennsylvania, rest A tab let to hi memory has been on the walls of the edifice ever sine Sir William's death. Above It are hung bla armor, his sword snd his flags. W.LDOUGLAS SHOES 3.00 3.50 4.00 '4.50 AN0 '5.00 FOR MIN AND WOMtN aye araae Mr. L. 0umlma $ J.OO. ?. HO at $3.00 Sohml IS,'4 Sttmrnm, Inmn sua mlr will itmmlllwmly mtmmmr fere) aWa-eaV mrttlmmry mlmm, mmmrn mm thm m&mm'm S,,,y'. i W.LDougias cvJies and sell more $3.0O,$3.SOA $4.00 shoes ,'0 thaa any other manufacturer ia th world- Hi, 1 THE STANDARD OF QUALITY FOR OVER 30 YEARS. Tne workmanship which has made W. L. Douglas shoe famous th werU over ia maintained in every pair. Ask your dealer to show you W. L. Douglas latest faihlon for fall anal winter wear, notice th thort vampt which make the foot look smaller, points in a ho particularly dash-ad by young men. Also the contervativ ttytet which have made W. L. Douglas ehoes a household word everywhere. If you could visit W. L DougUa Urge factories at Brockton, Mass., and so for yourself bow carefully W. L. Douglas shoes are made, you would then un derstand why they ar warranted to fit better, look better, hold their shape and wear longer than any othar maka for th pric. fast Cm lytitf. CAUTION.-Te protect roe asaiaat iaferiar haea. W. L. Douslea etaeape kia aaaae aa lha tat- taea. Laok for tha etemp. Beware of Mibetilatea. W. L. UoaaUa lMae are eeld ia 7k awa ateree aa4 aee doelare everywhere. Na matter where yoa live, they are withia you. reach. If yowr deelerceaaot aupply yea. write e-w-ect te factory for cataloc ehowias how la order by aaaiL ihoea real everywhere, aalivery charge. prepeMi. W -L.Loel. ttroclttoa. Maaa. 811k Umbrellas. Umbrella when not in us enould be left open. Never put away while damp, and do not allow them to atknd in a dusty place, as this rot the silk more than any other cause. When a small hole or cut appear In a IIk umbrella It may be mended with a piece of black court plaster or mending tissue. He and Another Man. A woman who own a little brown row boat, which when not In us Is tied In a sheltered Cape Ann cot re sponded to a knock at ber cottage door the other day to And a very di minutive boy standing on th thresh old. "Pleaae, ma'am," lisped he. "can me an' another man bare the loan of the brown skiff to go a-cod flahln'T" WITFV VniT THTIT Pi Wi ar. in th mltl bu.ineaa. W hava been her. rraaav w .j liui fr 27 yeara and Kave neve YOUR NEXT nri HOUSE, BARN, j UaEkD am vrytnf 1m ibat foe into th buikiin years mnrt nave never ben iruilty of srvarD (. We make all kiruis r mill mitanal for tlvr Houim, Ifarn. tha Garaa or Outbuildintr of any kind. W ihlp irniTP I?AT?V every piece, all ready to put Vwih-r All you need ia a HUUOL, AJAJVaI 9 hammer. Wa even furnnh the) nail, acrewa. bardwara You'll Save Money by Seeing Our Catalogue Why pay three or four profita wrvn yoo build? Be your own carpenter. Wa furnish free plana, if you like, enabling you to do your own building in your spare tim. Every window, daxvr and other pier all flttsv! with hardware of yjur own aelegrtion. The cheavp et way tn build anything-, by all tvida. . tKND FOR CATALOGUE TOOAT NORTHWEST DOOR COMPANY, Portland, Ore. Average Amount of Sleep. VBiially the amount of sleep Is In nverso ratio to tho strength and de velopment of consciousness. Thus children need more sleep than adults. Some men need very little rest and the same may be said ot women. However, eight hour Is the average amount required by the human body to restore Its vitality by complete rest If less Is taken ones health Is apt to be Impaired. A good night's sleep will do more toward building op geor aral health than all th tonics knows. ) Mothers w-TU find Mrs. Wtns1ows Bootato Syrup Ik. boat remedy to nee 'of lkUtoirUfu during lK. we tiling period. Cat of Ingratitude. When Lord B died a person met an old man who was one of his most Intimate friends. He wa pale, con fused, awe-stricken. Every one was trying to console him, but In vain. "His loss," be exclaimed, "does not af fect me so much as his horrible In gratitude. Would you believe It? He died without leaving me anything in bis will I, who have dined with him kt his own house three times a week for 30 years!" !.". .a . I e. When a Japanned tray becomes old and chipped give it two coats of white paint and one of enamel, the bottom aa well aa the top. Stand it on the edge to dry after each coat It will be found as good as new, as well kk very pretty. The enamel la easily re newed. Water In blu'ne la adulteration. Glaaa and wa ter make liquid blue coatty. fkiy Red Crura Bail blue, makes clothe, whiter than enow. No Difference to Her. "I understand your husband Is a candidate for office," said a suffragette out west to her sister In the cause. "Are you going to support him?" "Oh, I suppose so," snswered the sister, some whkt wearily, "I've been support ing him for the psst ten years." Chi cago Record-Her-id. Positions for the Fair Sex. Several bank presidents In the smaller towns are women, as well as elerks. tellers and cashiers. Gov ernment experts frequently are among the fair sex, whose deftness of touch makes their fingers especially effica cious for such work as that of the dead letter office. Nothing Else to Do.' "What are the wild waves saying. mother?" "I do not know, my child.' "But why do they dance all day long?" "Well, my child, they cannot play bridge." Kansas City Journal. The People 8upreme. I repeat that all power Is a trust; that w ar accountable for Its xer clse; that from th people and for the people all springs and all must exist. Benjamin Disraeli. erne Women. Some women can't bear th odor of gasoline until they get aa auto. Judge. Difficult Lesson. Motormanlac "What do you think Is the most difficult thing for a begin ner to learn about an automobile?" Frankenstein "To keep from talking about it all the time." Toledo Blade, Goodness, No. First Week-End Guest "Would yon ask our bostes to lend u the mo tor?" Second Week-End Ouektr "Good heaven, no. I'd kk oon think of asking her for a piece of stringl Life. REDUCE YOUR LIVING EXPENSES Eat Golden Cereal Food, and recommend them to your arquaint sneea. You set better quality and more for your money. They are made In your home atat. from th. beat Ore son Oata and Wheat. Lars-e packag-ee contain a Handsome Premium and all cooda as ruaranteed. Aak your grocer. Golden Rod Oats. Golden Rod Pancake Flour. 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