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Newspaper Page TextBureau of Fisheries as a Matrimonial Agency ...vw.tiim A a matrimonial W ncy h. 8'" lmr"tt ".Vr l.BS StPP' Ul" m with .U '" P"'lun ? u e barked l - ' of .n .. H-rda.. Thr.ultof . ,,rd wHb honeymoon In th obUHtlv-. It .11 cam -bout lu Out In rrtbtrr. ther ar f.w ,kk pepl". uul A,,"U'V U.pro..y of All-uu ar both nu 2. wid Uur-"t To tb. bureau "mtnm! of ITIWIoff. and the All-uts snd seals hl,n ,h"" b,,ul"1' b-n .i. i. gated ! - ' ;" lag light h.T heretofore waa dark ,.. The school system o' lh ,'rU Uuff It t division of the work of Hi a,....,, f (Uliorlcs. It It tb Intention of lli government to have two lii-hri on each "", Ur" l-lBds of lb group The fisheries people pr,f,.r tl.t Hi" "" t,:llHr a woman. They 'o prfr to tiv Ih. m married couple. Cistlnx l'"l ,or "w "l,,rUI' lh bureau found that Alvtn U. Whltn.y olUrutoii. Matt . wauled to become an Alaskan school teacher. Mr. Whitney DSSSed H' examination 1,1 "" ,,yl" II. Jt about to b appointed shrn It t explained to bira that the Prtblli'lf government, which U th buri-au of nshcrloe. wanted married p,ch.rs. Tin. cas wa explained to him by )r. ('. Hurt Merrlmn, on time biologist of Hit department of agri culture, whose secretary Mr. Whitney formerly wss. "IH you know my on who could fill th varancy Kt lli Ulaml of Ht. I'kuI to whlrh you will b h)k J ? tikud Mr. Mcrrtam. 8ur," replied Mr. Wlilinpy. 'I'll ti-lrirph mid find out iibuut It rlglit wy " Ho Mr. Whltiioy betook liliiini lf to tnlctrtph offlrn mil fit tlin fullowlim to hit flnr. Mini KUIn J. Cllimin of lurlliiton, VI . who wait iitl.-iiillnn the uniiiii-r KtliiMil fur ti.'Htlii'ri l Iurt noulh oolli'fto: "llav olTi-r for Kooil t'-ni lilim pout tlon for you t Ht. I'aul. I'rllj.lnff In land. HitUry twelve huiidri'il. iniitrl- moiiy pr riuilt. aiukt uuki Twelve hour lutr Mr. Whltrn-y re ctilved an won iliorlvr dinpulch. tt tald: 'ltvlim fur WathliiKton; arrlv Sunday tiiuniliiK." Mr Whltni-y wrnl to Ihn bun-KU of lUhxrlt'i and told ChU f llnrton W. Kv-e-maiin of Hi Alunkun divUluu UiHt be bud th cnndldutu fur tlm otlit-r tfnrlilnK VMt'uncy. "Nani. pl'iif!" tutd Mr. Kvcrniann "It t UibM)ii now, but If )u don't want to ninkB out Ihn puprt until m.huIiiv. it will b Whlimy." r'plii-d tlm nittlit rnudlduto. Mint (ilbon arrlvi'd In VIiIiik- ton In du tlnio Tlm brliP'groom lin-t hir, and aruifd with llu- m- mmiry IM- trti'.t of Columbia llcimi lin y UKlit out th U'-. Ci-orKi rVrguon of tha ' I'pople't chunh. and "re marrli.d. Mr. Krrinaim guvn thi-iu tlndr coin mluloua culling for tnlurlft of $1,200 .u.h mill thilr Mwntf. H alto thini hit bli'tilUK Tiny for their iif home ft-r th brld had arrnngi'd for th banking of thidr ularli't hiT lu tfptrul accounts. WHO IS TO DRAG THE ROADS? OBJECTED TO THE RED TAPE TO MAKE DUSTLESS DUSTER Attltudt of "Ltt Georgt Do It" Vary Much In Evldenc In Road Dragging Proposition. Why Now York Woman Is Don with th Famous Society with th Long Nam. "I'm Beyer icing to hav anything (nor to do with th Society for tb l'rvutlou of Cruelty to Animals." d dared a lirooklyn woman, Indignant ty, "l'v had on affair with the in. It happened when a cat In our neighbor hood gave birth to flv kittens and then deserted them. Nuns of us want ad th kltteus so, at I bav a pbon In my bouse. It wss suggested that I let tha B. P. C. A. to cow and tak them away. I telephoned and such a result would b etrtaks and smears ou lot of questions as they askedl floors and furniture generally. Tby wanted to know my nam and v hen tn aeroaeu is romnnj - Cloths Should B Soaked In Krosn Oil and Put Away for Twsnty Four Hours. Dustiest d utters ar prrjarcd by souklna cloth, nieferably clifceaecioth or something similar, la kroeu oil. and then' putting them away for r.ot less than twenty f 'ur hours In a tin boa. They ar then ready for uite. Tb reason of them lying Immersed for this length of Urn is to allow th krosen to practically dry into tb cloth. If freshly dampened -before using th i W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES 5C.00 3.50 54.C0 4.50 A'.'D 3.C0 ,.w... W SKJZZXZlGSfS.OOSiS, ron Co. V W.L Doo slat n-akea and aells f .1 . .h-r nvatiuf jcIu- r in U woria. wan T .-r, n OUALITY fC? CVTS SO TEAKS l- i .1 i i hu maao vv. i uvu" u 4.uO thoe v 1 ARS. I... h famous th world . .;M.4 in r nair. -., . n Aik your deaier o snow )";-" rr. notice the tnorx vamn ........ Girls as Messengers? Never in the Capital City Th attitude of "Let George do If It very much In evidence in th road dragging proportion, and the city Uiau Is always willing to let tha farm er do it. ltoud dragging Is an abso lutely proved method and It should be done, but by whom? It is true that taxation Is never ery even, but that is no reason for trying to get some thing for nothing, says a writer in an exchange, it is said the farmer Is bcnufUud by good roads, which Is per fectly true, but so are many other people, and the farmer has already paid his road tax, wtillKt many other users have escaped in part because their property Is not so evident to th asM-iaor. Tha (nod roads enthusiast says th farmer can drag roads in his spar time. Bo he can, and ther Is no rea son why the city man should not hook a drag behind his auto evenings and do some good wlillt ho gives bis fam ily an airing. None whatever! Lots of sutos have plenty of power to pull a road drag. I Haven l seen me cuj man doing this yet, and I don't expect to any more than I expect to see a voluntary system of road dragging successful In the long run because It is entirely Inequitable. The common sens solution Is to drag the roads and pay th man who does It a fair remuneration, either In cash or coun ty warrants. If a farmer lives on a rosd where the wear and tear Is con tinuous the rosd will need mor drag ging, though he himself makes no mora uaa of it than his neighbor on a back rosd, and each should b paid for th work ha does and thos who do no work should boar their full share of th expense not ipct George to do It all. th number of my house; th number of kittens In th litter, and their gen der and color and breed; th day of their birth and tb number of days tine their mother went away from them. Of course, these questions wer tantalizing, because I couldn't see what difference 11 made. I thought all they had to do was to send a man ud and tak the kittens away. Then they asked ma If I was married, and how many children I had; how many neighbors wer complaining of tb kit ten and If these neighbor wer old maid. I thought they wer yery per tonal In their questions. But I an swered them all. Finally cam a ques tion that mad me mad. 'What la th ram of the cat that deterted these klitensT' was asked. MTm tur I don't know,' I replied; 'sh Is no relation of mine,' and with that I banged the receiver on the hook. And after all we bad to pay small hn in lake, those kittens away and drown them." i.,o particular' dird by young moil, hav mad W. L. Doacja .hot a l.ou.i . . c.t.: - f f.lt .nJ win tar ouf.int uuea ibiihw 7 - oua . fo-'t U-ok n:eiir, po.n.. . - Id woid everywhere. kton, Mat., ana orbed by th material the cloth will if course, Uk up the dust without scattering It at th ordinary duster la apt to do. One housekeeper uses the legs of stockings out flat for dustless deal ers, after treating with kerosene. 01 ; cours. Hha also keens an clJ stocking treated) for slipping over her hand for dusting small or delicate orua ments. Th woolly substance abnorbs th dust. . I at K f Af ar . 1 j -. ju i.n.i .a lark v - - u you cou... - -j- ... . , nifldl.. -., wij then un- wear looser than any other inaka tor tie pr re. ram, v , CAUTION -T. e.. r "r.iitt, L-ok for Ik. H?y,.yJ;:5hZm,. -Ik,. r.r..ck. GIIU. telegraph messenger; good r a i.all towns, not good for Washington and olhur larg cities That Is Hi" dli luin of telngraph men of ths CBidl.il who wer asked the oth ,r ,!, if il.ey Iho.ight mptoymrlit or girls to tk th place of lads, those lft footed Mercuries, the cyrllng al Urs of tlm IlKhlnlng t.mg.ied wlr. Hut I'ltial.urg I a Inrg city. Jn t It- an liiMuliIng rerlr askeJ. "And Plltsburg Is using It!" "lie I'lttaliurg large or small. I av girls ouM not do for messenger bis" a otve telegraph man said, .n llmr at l.la own 'irlh.M Ilicldent- ally. h did not allognllu-r credit th retort that l'lttshurg wss "trying uuf ths nieeiiger girl plan. In fad. be scribbled a "note" to rittaliuig asaing shoul It befor h went farther with th Interview. (ilrls as a rul do their work belter than boys." the positive man admitted. "They are generally mor conscien tious snd more careful. They would not b so apt to be distracted by collisions tod fights and fusse and other street lights, and -so far at physical ability would permit they would b mor prompt than boys. "Hut there the advantage of girl messengers cease. The bad weather ws have In Washington would prevent girls from delivering message. They Just could not stand what our boys have to endure. "It Is not necessary to tpeak of their not being able to go to placet whsrs messages have to go. W keep c .-ararr. r - j PAY FOR ROAD IMPROVEMENT In Many Instsnces Bonds Issued Counties 8old st a Prmlum Fsrmers Csln. by Ther Is financial wisdom In float ing county bonds for road Improve ment In many cases thos bonds sold at a premium and everybody in- ... ' forested gains a benctlt. our boys s far from doubtful places as we run. but there are many mes sages that gins rum. i uiF. Ho tar as our P.ro us ... ..... .outhern ttatet good roadt cd, If we bondt have brought a price to hlgn . . v inal nn tarn they that tne premium u ;. or three yeart mieresi ou m ' ctpal. Tennessee, unt- sstlsfled with lilrl ni..ng.rs. enii'loyed girls at su.h work ni F-rnir.il have to wear a uuiu, ' ------- ... .,.! ..i.tiinritlah them form 01 some a....i , TiradleT county and their dress 'Z,Z fe- year. s.o. th supervisor. Tot- much eml.arraaa.i.rm - , . . . .30,000. TUOB lllg IO " r - Hut the patrons would not bt but at hav flees. embarrassed. "Altogether, a girl messenger serr . .1.1 ... erv nli tiiresiiiie, but I d II O F" - - hat to have to run on soma Iroubl with boys ot 5 1 have had hut I do not bondt bore tnterett at tb rat per cent. So enthusiastic were th cltlins for road Improvement and ao much confidence did they have in th local 1,. I- ,htrh ther lived, that th WHEN MICROBES ARE BUSIEST ii.kn.FFih Nevar Dormant. It Has Been Proved They Hav 8pclal Hours of Activity. A celebrated scientist hat made th Interesting announcement that there ar mor microbes in the air at nin '.inj.k tn the morning and at nin o'clock at night than during any oth I a. tvaptnla nf the dV. H bat BIbO i discovered that the percentage of ml- crobet In tha atmosphere It less si three o'clock In the morning and three o'clock In the arternoon than at any mhar Umea. The explanation aa vanced for the partiality of th mi crobe for nine o'clook a. m. and p. m. 1. thai ike "microbe hour" It con trolled bv the movemente of peopte. frnm Ave to nine in the morning they are going from their home to their working placet, and from five to nine In the evening they are again jour neying through the etreets. either homeward bound or In tearch of pleasure. He noted that at or about tlx o'clock every morning and evening there were lndlcatlont of the ap proach of the microbe "rush" hour. From that time on until nine o'clock tha atmosphere became mor and more crowded with germa of all klndt, tome bad, tome good; ana then, Immediately after nine o'clock, the tide began to ebb. until It wat always lowest round about three o'clock. According to his researches, after lunch It th tafett tlm for cap. V: ;.r:s: f: y$rH,--J SEND YOUR IsIELlI AND CR3AM TO P0RTLAN0. A diXtJ) h FJkT 2 iTri lUSOPUg PtRKINSt- 'jf "llrt PORnAND.OBrtN;. $lftR M DP itttifiio of McrnrewraouT wm si ts up Most Centrally Located. t-. NOTE THE KATES, vj. bul 00 . .. 120 000. th cash ..let think I'd know how to '"" ' ln tne COunty tre.tury $110,. legii.uii.a - Smallest Book In th World. The smallest book In the world Is ln the library of congrets, always under lock and key. It Is a copy of the Ru- J balyat of Omar Khayyam. The tiny volume wat made by Nathan Dale of ; Cleveland, O. It wat photographed, each page separately. Four bookt of the same size' would Just cover a post age stamp. Three hundred of them would wela a. pound. T. Breal In New Shoes. llatam haka In AIliMl'P Foot t. a powler. It cur.ht.t, sweat. ng. a'liinK. s.volu-11 tf t. .'.ires corns, Inxr.FWi.iK nail and bi.i.i"..'. A" ,11 .lpF.tf.TUta and sllite KUTUf.. '"fc. ll.Fllt nt'Cvl.l uiv 11. t. Haio.luinni'dyKLl AUUre.. Mk-n b.oim.ted. Le Kn.X If. Think Human Tsars of Value. In Persia the pant anil present are Inked by the belief that human tears re a remedy for cerlain diseases. At i every funeral, eacn mourner '- a sponRe wnn wn.cn . .f eyes and cheeks After tire burial the wet sponges are glvn to a priest, w ho squeezes the tears Into bottles, which he keeps for curative purposes. This Is or.e of the most ancient of easiera custom-. See Fifty-sixth Psalm, verse eight, where David says- "Put thou my tears into thy botile." Thi dia tom Is still followed In Persia From ItombaiiKh's "Facts and Fancies." Pnn't ao t si REDUCE YOU" LIVING EXPENSES r." Co drn ( .r-sl F.-O, and r-.. m.nd them to ,oar anua.nt anr You U-t'.er nusl iy and mor. for jrour mony. 1 ar. in u' Lorn, atau fr. tb. b-t Crv-r. l-ata .d Whti Lnr, pv k.-s .ain a Hander-m. t-rwn.um ud aU sW. ar. g-uaramued. Ask your gtMr. Golden Rod Pancake Flour. Ralrtton Select Bran. Golden Rod Chick Food- Gulden Rod Oata. Golden Rod Wheat Flake. Golden Rod Wheat Nuts. HI. Best Frlenc. Many great writer. beiiJet Cicero and Emerson have written on friend ship, but It may be doubled whether anv essayist had a more definite idea than a small boy who was The 8p!n.ter. Marriage Is a delightful thing: but It la not. and never can me. a duty: nor is It as a duty that men and have hitherto xealoualy prao- recently Uced It-Ague. Repplier. Utt. D. ashed what he meant by "beit friend. "My best friend," he replied, "is a1 person who knowt me and yet likes tie." Colli or' j Bed Cm" Ball Elue sires double ralu. for your m"Y v a. as any th. Ask yv,ur Uncle Pennywle 6ayt: level. I never near a "On the body em'l an any- en1nrsi tn mv life ' I .hm.ld feel at the beg 1 WM attempting the Impossible. Just then one Mercuries cam arena of the Interview allow sllu to the ""1j.lnt I tell you -or our Pittsburg manager ssys. In answer to my note, that they thought of trying girls about Ave years sgo but there's nothing els to that story." 000. , . Ka.n ascertainea uj o of the lf o,m 'd. -"uMio roads, the bureau of th. . running up nr ral census, and the land and In- federal census. of twelve great railroads, that the huliaing 01 mou.iu Corn 25 Cents the Ear on Bill for U. S. Senators -5X ca IN THE ground floor of th senat wing of th capltol Is restaurant, with to special room, reserved fur th solon. and a big dlnlngroom open to the public. Ther are timet when rhargei for some Item on th bill cf fare rise to th allltud of the high price,! restaurants In Nw York lul n.ontro's and Bherry't, for Initanr. Thine were smiles on th facet of "regulars" among vlaltora when they tpled an Item on th bill of far tot ting forth "sweet corn, 23 cents" It brought to Ihelr mind, visions of das tllng and steaming cob reposing on a Piute. Ther ordered corn and be held wlih (Fiii.alilnrabla surprise th . A.a . serving of one lonoiy con 01 dlnary dimensions for m ntloned in the bill or tare. iei v., a I.. - tstoaw.l fX tb tempting novelties ni.-.uw - lh bill was "new pot.itoes, -u ce..... "Well well," murmured on. -i regular, "a bowlful of new potatoes would certainly be excellent for lunch." 80 h g the order and ths colored emissary returned In du tlm and set befor him a small bowl con- Wa save a .1 . .. Iwlal.ina Interviewer, who .. - - - highway. ImmedlaUely enhance, th value of th property through which tbev run to a marked extent TM. inorease Is estimated by th most conservative at $2 an acr. and by th mor enthusiastic at . All concede, however, that th Increaa I. Immediate and Inevitable. Place the acreage of the rural por tion of a county, therefore, at 100.000 acre. nd the Increased valuation due to th construction of better high ways at but 14 50 an acre, anu .v HUIUD1 Intolerance Not a Virtue. Persons sometimes associate intoler tince with strength a:vl nrmneas 01 conviction; but intoWrar.ce Is far n-ore a feature of ignorance, detective evmpnthy. Jmr-ertect grsup of truth. V.'e wpnt the charity that makes al lowance fcr other people's feints ol view without waveil: g Irom Its own. "Why do cu let that policeman REGULATE STmotAlc run. r. gobble your peanuts?" "I don't want fhtbOWELS 'iHEUVER TncilUu. to be murdered." answered the New ? AT ALU DRUSSlST York vender, w ith a grin. B. thrift, . little thins. Wjf-cSS -pt water fur bluinl. As -n" Blu. th. axtia uFd valua blue. . - ..an that II1S OrOPrFltJ hose land Is to be thus benefited would gain not less than $900,000. woV....o-s. of .b- Cngln. to d'riv0 .Z to hl.n rather llnillod cubical -lBe. furnl. Casolln Engines of Blnd.r. Wher grain I. badly laid or th ground wet. ther. are many 10 in OLFlui f - - machinery, wnwai the traction. A tents. -Tart ttntatoes at 10 d. ' "At that rate tney u...- th management the palates or in ha observe be dimmed by nrv (It only for '''The restaurant Is owned by the sen ate and is operated by a "'"""J' " ,.. money because the bulk of th patronage I. limited to cou P ol hours at lunch tin.". The detlclt l mad. good by "' j" ,uate fund to meet continent ex penset. . f.ij. mn -nil I nnea naa m- iffv........ cents apiece, , oum-. . . .irikea th in full operav.oi. - Senators' Vocal Triumph Is Rudely Interrupted 'IHCIBANT-AT-ARMS RANDB1X and his assistants were scurrying about the senate side of the capltol Just before the recent adjournment, trying to complete a quorum of th senate, and while the aenate bell, wer clang ing their summon of tenatort to that body, the posse wat attracted by loud sot.nds of sweet melody arising from Benaior llrudley's room. "My Old Kentucky Home." and "MasHn'a In the Cold. Cold tlround," snd oiher airs of the south rang through tlm corridors, drowning out the sound of the senate bell Tpon opening ths door of Senator Hradiey' lee the searchers found Senator llradley, baaso profundo; Senator Btulth of South Carolina, tenor rjbusto, Position, for th Fair 8x. Several bank president. In the mailer town ar. women, a. well at e!rki( teller, and cashier., dor rnment expert, frequently ar among fair tex, whot deftnost of touch fcmket their flngert especially fllca lou for tuch work at that of th. f4 letter ofOc- .. . .. K motion when the horses are stopped if ,00 wide a swath has been taken and .h .nrons choked. nere in ........ t.u. heen plowed In or on , d. hills, the bull wheel will slip . V' r.a rtn wet around, motion It lott ! "i choke up. have to clear thlngt i..in all over again. "buu wheel furnishe. th. power It 1- aia-ava necessary to anv horse, a Httle faster than de.lrabl. to keen up th motion. Th .upp ement--klP-"... doe. away with all th... 7 ... ji.onKi arivantac. troubles na i" on th. old way. and Bi.na.or Overman of "North Care, Una, baritone ion. a- ----- c... off and chair. it., wall, sinking as thougn rh." live, depended upon the volume 1 ....Itfeil They , --""---.. , ,ha .nte summoneu . -e .....Mv anil (lid so iun"-- '"""V.: -.-..fallen that their cal triumph had been so unceremonl ously Interrupted. little vo- Malnt.nanc. of Micron. A country school teacher was cash- ...infill .MlPC'K II ' " .. Mitt. Ing her In- Tlm and Labor Lost. i.r,n hulldlng. ar so v neu . . conveniently .rr.ngea " aulr.s several unnecessary mile. Svery day to do chorea, many dollar. In tlm. r losu Cospsl of Forgetfulnsss. Th gospel of forgetiulnes. 1. now being .trongly advocated by per-on. Interested In varlou. new-thought movements. The theory 1. to get rid of your trouble, by forgetting all about them by .ubatltutlng happy, hopeful thought, for the .ad, despair-Ins- onee. The adherent, of this gos pel go .0 far aa to claim for It a phys ical potency. They declare that Ul na., can be cured by forgetting all about It Thl. doctrine, lilt all th other doc trine, that a.sum. th control of mind over matter, 1. a splendid on. when not puabed to the excess to which fanatical adherents ar liable. ux tha other doctrines. 190, It aa old at th human race, and ha been put in to excellent pr.ci.lc in all perioda of history. Proverb and eplgrama hav ben written about It "Worry killed a cat," "Let th dead past bury it. de.d " "Thing, past redress ar now with ma oast care," "Wt ar never so unhappy as w Imagine." and th Ilk, and ln hi. "Cur for Heartacn Thoma. Morton, th dramatist, ad vised, "Push on keep moving." In dianapolis Star. Answered to th. Nam. Th two friends had been dining on dicer, and .undry .trang di.he. at th "Cedar, of Lebanon" cafo, in th Syrian quarter of New York. They wer drinking their coffee, thick with coal-black grounds, and wondering whether they really enjoyed It, when Smlthen. .uddenly cried out: "Patsugl Pataug!" Th. waiter hurried away, and came back presently bringing an ordinary corkscrew. "I wa. iust testing," .aid Smither. to hi companion, "the truth of th attT that the first corkscrew teen ln Beirut wat Uken there by a Yanke. It wa a patented American contrap tion, and the Syrian wer amazed at its convenience. They tpelled out on it the mvetlo words. 'Pat Aug. 1. 76' and took that to be th najn of tha lmulement Now I bellev tn tnrv that 'Dataug' la It. nam all OTr th Levant." Domtlo Animal. Protected. The mayor of a little commune in the Pyrenee. ha. Just issued the fol lowing decree: "Whereaa the young people of the commune are wont to meet and dance every Sunday after mas. and the noise they make fright ens the cocks, hen. nd other ani mal, of the village and wnerea. m result 1. prejudicial to agriculture, w hereby prohibit dancing within the hound of the commune uur.... hour. In which the dome.tlc animal, take their rer'e " Matter of Credential. "1 am honest, intelligent, discreet Industrious, and capable of making fri?nde." said the young man who was looking for employment. "Well." re plied Senator Sorghum, "you ousht to a-et alonir: although I have seen a lot before conventions with those same recommendations and fail to get more than a complimentary vot." Mothers wilt nod Mm. V!urt"w',,i; Prnii. lh. U-st remedy t" ua '01 iu-u .hllJi. urmg i teething period. Sad 6qul to Wedding. A landau In which a newly married couple, th Chief bridesmaid, and the beat man" were driving from cnurcn wa. knocked over by an electric tram car In Lille, near Paris, the other morning. The coachman had his legs roken, the bride, a girl of twenty-one. broke her right arm and was badly hurt in the head, her husband escaped without a scratch, and the brldesmaia nd "best man" received Internal lu- ui'ie... MB! 11 Tried Trick One. Too Oft.n, A man of .eventy-flve, who of r cent year, had extorted money from -harltable persons, ln Pari., by pr- Tha teller apologized condition of th. bill-, saying. I bow ....... .,t afraid of microbe.. Not I mi of It." tb scbooltnarm replUsd. Tm .ur no microbes could my .alary ."-Llpplucoitt llv on . -u. -I.a laa prottci in. v. - ---.-.i. aulrlria haa fallen th cberry ,r-jw P - -, - ; ', fasten a rope, attscnea to tne cciuu, about hi neck with an easy running noose. Then, having knocked over th furniture, be would overturn th -hate on which he wa atanding and remain hanging by the rope. Alarm mA hv th noise, the neighbor would rush In and cut him down. After be in revived h woulJ depict hi .tat of distress In such moving language that money would b forthcoming for hi. relief. Later he would repeat th trick ln another house, Invariably with tuccoss. Put a few day. ago, mhn ha was carrying out th trick, there was a hitch. No on went U hit help and he remained hanging, being eventually cut down dead. i.a near their orchard will h protected. poor Cow Expnslv. It looks Ilk lot of work and x D.ns to hunt out .nd sell th. poor row. and replac. them with those th.t ar7 b.Ur bred and mor. profitably but It ! ot half ,0 M',,lv " kMP" ng th poor one. Bi.ntlna Orchsrds. On. ought to tnke two or thre. to get reaiiy . i" -- -- ard method. J"m :? 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