Bureau
of Fisheries as a Matrimonial Agency
...vw.tiim A a matrimonial
W ncy h. 8'" lmr"tt
".Vr l.BS StPP' Ul"
m with .U '" P"'lun
? u e barked l - ' of
.n .. H-rda.. Thr.ultof
. ,,rd wHb honeymoon In th
obUHtlv-. It .11 cam -bout lu
Out In rrtbtrr. ther ar f.w
,kk pepl". uul A,,"U'V
U.pro..y of All-uu ar both nu
2. wid Uur-"t To tb. bureau
"mtnm! of ITIWIoff. and the
All-uts snd seals hl,n ,h"" b,,ul"1'
b-n .i. i. gated ! - ' ;"
lag light h.T heretofore waa dark
,.. The school system o' lh ,'rU
Uuff It t division of the work of Hi
a,....,, f (Uliorlcs. It It tb Intention
of lli government to have two
lii-hri on each "", Ur" l-lBds
of lb group The fisheries people
pr,f,.r tl.t Hi" "" t,:llHr
a woman. They 'o prfr to
tiv Ih. m married couple.
Cistlnx l'"l ,or "w "l,,rUI' lh
bureau found that Alvtn U. Whltn.y
olUrutoii. Matt . wauled to become an
Alaskan school teacher. Mr. Whitney
DSSSed H' examination 1,1 "" ,,yl"
II. Jt about to b appointed
shrn It t explained to bira that the
Prtblli'lf government, which U th
buri-au of nshcrloe. wanted married
p,ch.rs. Tin. cas wa explained to
him by )r. ('. Hurt Merrlmn, on time
biologist of Hit department of agri
culture, whose secretary Mr. Whitney
formerly wss.
"IH you know my on who could fill
th varancy Kt lli Ulaml of Ht. I'kuI
to whlrh you will b h)k J ? tikud
Mr. Mcrrtam.
8ur," replied Mr. Wlilinpy. 'I'll
ti-lrirph mid find out iibuut It rlglit
wy "
Ho Mr. Whltiioy betook liliiini lf to
tnlctrtph offlrn mil fit tlin fullowlim
to hit flnr. Mini KUIn J. Cllimin of
lurlliiton, VI . who wait iitl.-iiillnn the
uniiiii-r KtliiMil fur ti.'Htlii'ri l Iurt
noulh oolli'fto:
"llav olTi-r for Kooil t'-ni lilim pout
tlon for you t Ht. I'aul. I'rllj.lnff In
land. HitUry twelve huiidri'il. iniitrl-
moiiy pr riuilt. aiukt uuki
Twelve hour lutr Mr. Whltrn-y re
ctilved an won iliorlvr dinpulch. tt
tald:
'ltvlim fur WathliiKton; arrlv
Sunday tiiuniliiK."
Mr Whltni-y wrnl to Ihn bun-KU of
lUhxrlt'i and told ChU f llnrton W. Kv-e-maiin
of Hi Alunkun divUluu UiHt
be bud th cnndldutu fur tlm otlit-r
tfnrlilnK VMt'uncy.
"Nani. pl'iif!" tutd Mr. Kvcrniann
"It t UibM)ii now, but If )u don't
want to ninkB out Ihn puprt until
m.huIiiv. it will b Whlimy." r'plii-d
tlm nittlit rnudlduto.
Mint (ilbon arrlvi'd In VIiIiik-
ton In du tlnio Tlm brliP'groom lin-t
hir, and aruifd with llu- m- mmiry IM-
trti'.t of Columbia llcimi lin y UKlit
out th U'-. Ci-orKi rVrguon of tha
' I'pople't chunh. and "re marrli.d.
Mr. Krrinaim guvn thi-iu tlndr coin
mluloua culling for tnlurlft of $1,200
.u.h mill thilr Mwntf. H alto
thini hit bli'tilUK Tiny
for their iif home ft-r th brld
had arrnngi'd for th banking of thidr
ularli't hiT lu tfptrul accounts.
WHO IS TO DRAG THE ROADS?
OBJECTED TO THE RED TAPE TO MAKE DUSTLESS DUSTER
Attltudt of "Ltt Georgt Do It" Vary
Much In Evldenc In Road
Dragging Proposition.
Why Now York Woman Is Don with
th Famous Society with th
Long Nam.
"I'm Beyer icing to hav anything
(nor to do with th Society for tb
l'rvutlou of Cruelty to Animals." d
dared a lirooklyn woman, Indignant
ty, "l'v had on affair with the in. It
happened when a cat In our neighbor
hood gave birth to flv kittens and
then deserted them. Nuns of us want
ad th kltteus so, at I bav a pbon
In my bouse. It wss suggested that I
let tha B. P. C. A. to cow and tak
them away. I telephoned and such a result would b etrtaks and smears ou
lot of questions as they askedl floors and furniture generally.
Tby wanted to know my nam and v hen tn aeroaeu is romnnj -
Cloths Should B Soaked In Krosn
Oil and Put Away for Twsnty
Four Hours.
Dustiest d utters ar prrjarcd by
souklna cloth, nieferably clifceaecioth
or something similar, la kroeu oil.
and then' putting them away for r.ot
less than twenty f 'ur hours In a tin
boa. They ar then ready for uite.
Tb reason of them lying Immersed
for this length of Urn is to allow th
krosen to practically dry into tb
cloth.
If freshly dampened -before using th i
W.L.DOUGLAS
SHOES
5C.00 3.50 54.C0 4.50 A'.'D 3.C0
,.w... W SKJZZXZlGSfS.OOSiS,
ron
Co.
V
W.L Doo slat n-akea and aells f
.1 . .h-r nvatiuf jcIu- r in U woria.
wan T
.-r, n OUALITY fC? CVTS SO TEAKS
l- i .1 i i hu maao vv. i uvu"
u 4.uO thoe v
1
ARS.
I... h famous th world
. .;M.4 in r nair.
-., . n
Aik your deaier o snow )";-"
rr. notice the tnorx vamn ........
Girls as Messengers? Never in the Capital City
Th attitude of "Let George do If
It very much In evidence in th road
dragging proportion, and the city
Uiau Is always willing to let tha farm
er do it. ltoud dragging Is an abso
lutely proved method and It should be
done, but by whom? It is true that
taxation Is never ery even, but that
is no reason for trying to get some
thing for nothing, says a writer in an
exchange, it is said the farmer Is
bcnufUud by good roads, which Is per
fectly true, but so are many other
people, and the farmer has already
paid his road tax, wtillKt many other
users have escaped in part because
their property Is not so evident to th
asM-iaor.
Tha (nod roads enthusiast says th
farmer can drag roads in his spar
time. Bo he can, and ther Is no rea
son why the city man should not hook
a drag behind his auto evenings and
do some good wlillt ho gives bis fam
ily an airing. None whatever! Lots
of sutos have plenty of power to pull
a road drag. I Haven l seen me cuj
man doing this yet, and I don't expect
to any more than I expect to see a
voluntary system of road dragging
successful In the long run because It is
entirely Inequitable. The common
sens solution Is to drag the roads
and pay th man who does It a fair
remuneration, either In cash or coun
ty warrants. If a farmer lives on a
rosd where the wear and tear Is con
tinuous the rosd will need mor drag
ging, though he himself makes no
mora uaa of it than his neighbor on a
back rosd, and each should b paid
for th work ha does and thos who
do no work should boar their full
share of th expense not ipct
George to do It all.
th number of my house; th number
of kittens In th litter, and their gen
der and color and breed; th day of
their birth and tb number of days
tine their mother went away from
them. Of course, these questions wer
tantalizing, because I couldn't see
what difference 11 made. I thought
all they had to do was to send a man
ud and tak the kittens away. Then
they asked ma If I was married, and
how many children I had; how many
neighbors wer complaining of tb kit
ten and If these neighbor wer old
maid. I thought they wer yery per
tonal In their questions. But I an
swered them all. Finally cam a ques
tion that mad me mad. 'What la th
ram of the cat that deterted these
klitensT' was asked.
MTm tur I don't know,' I replied;
'sh Is no relation of mine,' and with
that I banged the receiver on the hook.
And after all we bad to pay small
hn in lake, those kittens away and
drown them."
i.,o particular' dird by young moil,
hav mad W. L. Doacja .hot a l.ou.i
. . c.t.: - f f.lt .nJ win tar
ouf.int uuea ibiihw 7 -
oua . fo-'t U-ok n:eiir, po.n.. . -
Id woid everywhere.
kton, Mat., ana
orbed by th material the cloth will
if course, Uk up the dust without
scattering It at th ordinary duster la
apt to do.
One housekeeper uses the legs of
stockings out flat for dustless deal
ers, after treating with kerosene. 01 ;
cours.
Hha also keens an clJ stocking
treated) for slipping over her hand
for dusting small or delicate orua
ments. Th woolly substance abnorbs
th dust.
. I at K f Af
ar . 1 j -. ju i.n.i .a lark v - -
u you cou... - -j- ... . , nifldl.. -., wij then un-
wear looser than any other inaka tor tie pr re. ram, v ,
CAUTION -T. e.. r "r.iitt,
L-ok for Ik. H?y,.yJ;:5hZm,. -Ik,. r.r..ck.
GIIU. telegraph messenger; good
r a i.all towns, not good for
Washington and olhur larg cities
That Is Hi" dli luin of telngraph men
of ths CBidl.il who wer asked the oth
,r ,!, if il.ey Iho.ight mptoymrlit or
girls to tk th place of lads, those
lft footed Mercuries, the cyrllng al
Urs of tlm IlKhlnlng t.mg.ied wlr.
Hut I'ltial.urg I a Inrg city. Jn t
It- an liiMuliIng rerlr askeJ. "And
Plltsburg Is using It!"
"lie I'lttaliurg large or small. I av
girls ouM not do for messenger
bis" a otve telegraph man said,
.n llmr at l.la own 'irlh.M Ilicldent-
ally. h did not allognllu-r credit th
retort that l'lttshurg wss "trying uuf
ths nieeiiger girl plan. In fad. be
scribbled a "note" to rittaliuig asaing
shoul It befor h went farther with
th Interview.
(ilrls as a rul do their work belter
than boys." the positive man admitted.
"They are generally mor conscien
tious snd more careful. They would not
b so apt to be distracted by collisions
tod fights and fusse and other street
lights, and -so far at physical ability
would permit they would b mor
prompt than boys.
"Hut there the advantage of girl
messengers cease. The bad weather
ws have In Washington would prevent
girls from delivering message. They
Just could not stand what our boys
have to endure.
"It Is not necessary to tpeak of
their not being able to go to placet
whsrs messages have to go. W keep
c .-ararr. r - j
PAY FOR ROAD IMPROVEMENT
In
Many Instsnces Bonds Issued
Counties 8old st a Prmlum
Fsrmers Csln.
by
Ther Is financial wisdom In float
ing county bonds for road Improve
ment In many cases thos bonds
sold at a premium and everybody in-
... ' forested gains a benctlt.
our boys s far from doubtful places
as we run. but there are many mes
sages that gins rum. i uiF.
Ho tar as our P.ro us ... ..... .outhern ttatet good roadt
cd,
If
we bondt have brought a price to hlgn
. . v inal nn tarn
they that tne premium u
;. or three yeart mieresi ou m '
ctpal.
Tennessee,
unt-
sstlsfled with lilrl ni..ng.rs.
enii'loyed girls at su.h work
ni F-rnir.il have to wear a
uuiu, ' -------
... .,.! ..i.tiinritlah them
form 01 some a....i , TiradleT county
and their dress 'Z,Z fe- year. s.o. th supervisor. Tot-
much eml.arraaa.i.rm - , . . . .30,000. TUOB
lllg IO " r -
Hut the patrons would not bt
but
at hav
flees.
embarrassed.
"Altogether, a girl messenger serr
. .1.1 ... erv nli tiiresiiiie, but I d
II O F" - -
hat to have to run on
soma Iroubl with boys
ot 5
1 have had
hut I do not
bondt bore tnterett at tb rat
per cent.
So enthusiastic were th cltlins
for road Improvement and ao much
confidence did they have in th local
1,. I- ,htrh ther lived, that th
WHEN MICROBES ARE BUSIEST
ii.kn.FFih Nevar Dormant. It Has
Been Proved They Hav 8pclal
Hours of Activity.
A celebrated scientist hat made th
Interesting announcement that there
ar mor microbes in the air at nin
'.inj.k tn the morning and at nin
o'clock at night than during any oth
I a. tvaptnla nf the dV. H bat BIbO
i discovered that the percentage of ml-
crobet In tha atmosphere It less si
three o'clock In the morning and three
o'clock In the arternoon than at any
mhar Umea. The explanation aa
vanced for the partiality of th mi
crobe for nine o'clook a. m. and p. m.
1. thai ike "microbe hour" It con
trolled bv the movemente of peopte.
frnm Ave to nine in the morning they
are going from their home to their
working placet, and from five to nine
In the evening they are again jour
neying through the etreets. either
homeward bound or In tearch of
pleasure.
He noted that at or about tlx
o'clock every morning and evening
there were lndlcatlont of the ap
proach of the microbe "rush" hour.
From that time on until nine o'clock
tha atmosphere became mor and
more crowded with germa of all
klndt, tome bad, tome good; ana
then, Immediately after nine o'clock,
the tide began to ebb. until It wat
always lowest round about three
o'clock. According to his researches,
after lunch It th tafett tlm for
cap.
V: ;.r:s: f: y$rH,--J
SEND YOUR IsIELlI AND CR3AM TO
P0RTLAN0. A diXtJ) h FJkT 2
iTri
lUSOPUg
PtRKINSt- 'jf "llrt
PORnAND.OBrtN;. $lftR M DP
itttifiio of McrnrewraouT wm si ts up
Most Centrally Located. t-.
NOTE THE KATES, vj.
bul 00 . .. 120 000. th cash ..let
think I'd know how to '"" ' ln tne COunty tre.tury $110,.
legii.uii.a -
Smallest Book In th World.
The smallest book In the world Is ln
the library of congrets, always under
lock and key. It Is a copy of the Ru- J
balyat of Omar Khayyam. The tiny
volume wat made by Nathan Dale of ;
Cleveland, O. It wat photographed,
each page separately. Four bookt of
the same size' would Just cover a post
age stamp. Three hundred of them
would wela a. pound.
T. Breal In New Shoes.
llatam haka In AIliMl'P Foot t. a powler.
It cur.ht.t, sweat. ng. a'liinK. s.volu-11 tf t.
.'.ires corns, Inxr.FWi.iK nail and bi.i.i"..'. A"
,11 .lpF.tf.TUta and sllite KUTUf.. '"fc. ll.Fllt nt'Cvl.l
uiv 11. t. Haio.luinni'dyKLl AUUre..
Mk-n b.oim.ted. Le Kn.X If.
Think Human Tsars of Value.
In Persia the pant anil present are
Inked by the belief that human tears
re a remedy for cerlain diseases. At
i every funeral, eacn mourner '-
a sponRe wnn wn.cn . .f
eyes and cheeks After tire burial the
wet sponges are glvn to a priest, w ho
squeezes the tears Into bottles, which
he keeps for curative purposes. This
Is or.e of the most ancient of easiera
custom-. See Fifty-sixth Psalm, verse
eight, where David says- "Put thou
my tears into thy botile." Thi dia
tom Is still followed In Persia From
ItombaiiKh's "Facts and Fancies."
Pnn't ao t
si
REDUCE YOU" LIVING EXPENSES
r." Co drn ( .r-sl F.-O, and r-.. m.nd them to ,oar anua.nt
anr You U-t'.er nusl iy and mor. for jrour mony. 1 ar.
in u' Lorn, atau fr. tb. b-t Crv-r. l-ata .d Whti
Lnr, pv k.-s .ain a Hander-m. t-rwn.um ud aU sW. ar.
g-uaramued. Ask your gtMr.
Golden Rod Pancake Flour.
Ralrtton Select Bran.
Golden Rod Chick Food-
Gulden Rod Oata.
Golden Rod Wheat Flake.
Golden Rod Wheat Nuts.
HI. Best Frlenc.
Many great writer. beiiJet Cicero
and Emerson have written on friend
ship, but It may be doubled whether
anv essayist had a more definite idea
than a small boy who was
The 8p!n.ter.
Marriage Is a delightful thing: but
It la not. and never can me. a duty:
nor is It as a duty that men and
have hitherto xealoualy prao-
recently Uced It-Ague. Repplier. Utt. D.
ashed what he meant by "beit friend.
"My best friend," he replied, "is a1
person who knowt me and yet likes
tie." Colli or' j
Bed Cm" Ball Elue sires double ralu. for your
m"Y v a. as any th. Ask yv,ur
Uncle Pennywle 6ayt:
level. I never near a
"On the
body em'l an
any-
en1nrsi tn mv life '
I .hm.ld feel at the beg
1 WM attempting the Impossible.
Just then one
Mercuries cam
arena of the Interview
allow sllu to the
""1j.lnt I tell you -or our Pittsburg
manager ssys. In answer to my note,
that they thought of trying girls about
Ave years sgo but there's nothing els
to that story."
000.
, . Ka.n ascertainea uj o
of the lf o,m 'd. -"uMio roads, the bureau of th.
. running up nr ral census, and the land and In-
federal census.
of twelve great
railroads, that the huliaing 01 mou.iu
Corn 25 Cents the Ear on Bill for U. S. Senators
-5X ca
IN THE ground floor of th senat
wing of th capltol Is restaurant,
with to special room, reserved fur
th solon. and a big dlnlngroom open
to the public. Ther are timet when
rhargei for some Item on th bill cf
fare rise to th allltud of the high
price,! restaurants In Nw York lul
n.ontro's and Bherry't, for Initanr.
Thine were smiles on th facet of
"regulars" among vlaltora when they
tpled an Item on th bill of far tot
ting forth "sweet corn, 23 cents" It
brought to Ihelr mind, visions of das
tllng and steaming cob reposing on
a Piute. Ther ordered corn and be
held wlih (Fiii.alilnrabla surprise th
. A.a .
serving of one lonoiy con 01
dlnary dimensions for m
ntloned in the bill or tare. iei v.,
a I.. - tstoaw.l fX
tb tempting novelties ni.-.uw -
lh bill was "new pot.itoes, -u ce.....
"Well well," murmured on. -i
regular, "a bowlful of new potatoes
would certainly be excellent for
lunch." 80 h g the order and ths
colored emissary returned In du tlm
and set befor him a small bowl con-
Wa save a
.1 . .. Iwlal.ina
Interviewer, who .. - - -
highway. ImmedlaUely enhance, th
value of th property through which
tbev run to a marked extent
TM. inorease Is estimated by th
most conservative at $2 an acr. and
by th mor enthusiastic at . All
concede, however, that th Increaa I.
Immediate and Inevitable.
Place the acreage of the rural por
tion of a county, therefore, at 100.000
acre. nd the Increased valuation due
to th construction of better high
ways at but 14 50 an acre, anu .v
HUIUD1
Intolerance Not a Virtue.
Persons sometimes associate intoler
tince with strength a:vl nrmneas 01
conviction; but intoWrar.ce Is far
n-ore a feature of ignorance, detective
evmpnthy. Jmr-ertect grsup of truth.
V.'e wpnt the charity that makes al
lowance fcr other people's feints ol
view without waveil: g Irom Its own.
"Why do cu let that policeman REGULATE STmotAlc run. r.
gobble your peanuts?" "I don't want fhtbOWELS 'iHEUVER TncilUu.
to be murdered." answered the New ? AT ALU DRUSSlST
York vender, w ith a grin.
B. thrift, . little thins. Wjf-cSS
-pt water fur bluinl. As -n"
Blu. th. axtia uFd valua blue.
. - ..an that II1S OrOPrFltJ
hose land Is to be thus benefited
would gain not less than $900,000.
woV....o-s. of .b- Cngln. to d'riv0 .Z
to hl.n rather llnillod cubical -lBe. furnl.
Casolln Engines of Blnd.r.
Wher grain I. badly laid or th
ground wet. ther. are many
10 in OLFlui f - -
machinery, wnwai
the traction. A
tents.
-Tart ttntatoes at 10
d. ' "At that rate tney u...-
th management
the palates or in
ha observe
be dimmed by
nrv (It only for
'''The restaurant Is owned by the sen
ate and is operated by a "'"""J' "
,.. money because the bulk of th
patronage I. limited to cou P ol
hours at lunch tin.". The detlclt l
mad. good by "' j"
,uate fund to meet continent ex
penset.
. f.ij. mn -nil I nnea naa m- iffv........
cents apiece, , oum-. . . .irikea th
in full operav.oi. -
Senators' Vocal Triumph Is Rudely Interrupted
'IHCIBANT-AT-ARMS RANDB1X and
his assistants were scurrying about
the senate side of the capltol Just
before the recent adjournment, trying
to complete a quorum of th senate,
and while the aenate bell, wer clang
ing their summon of tenatort to that
body, the posse wat attracted by loud
sot.nds of sweet melody arising from
Benaior llrudley's room.
"My Old Kentucky Home." and
"MasHn'a In the Cold. Cold tlround,"
snd oiher airs of the south rang
through tlm corridors, drowning out
the sound of the senate bell Tpon
opening ths door of Senator Hradiey'
lee the searchers found Senator
llradley, baaso profundo; Senator
Btulth of South Carolina, tenor rjbusto,
Position, for th Fair 8x.
Several bank president. In the
mailer town ar. women, a. well at
e!rki( teller, and cashier., dor
rnment expert, frequently ar among
fair tex, whot deftnost of touch
fcmket their flngert especially fllca
lou for tuch work at that of th.
f4 letter ofOc-
.. . .. K
motion when the horses are stopped if
,00 wide a swath has been taken and
.h .nrons choked. nere in
........ t.u. heen plowed In or on
, d. hills, the bull wheel will slip
. V' r.a rtn wet around, motion It lott
! "i choke up. have to clear thlngt
i..in all over again.
"buu wheel furnishe. th. power It
1- aia-ava necessary to anv
horse, a Httle faster than de.lrabl. to
keen up th motion. Th .upp ement--klP-"...
doe. away with all th...
7 ... ji.onKi arivantac.
troubles na i"
on th. old way.
and
Bi.na.or Overman of "North Care,
Una, baritone ion. a- -----
c... off and chair.
it., wall, sinking as thougn
rh." live, depended upon the volume
1 ....Itfeil They
, --""---.. , ,ha .nte
summoneu . -e
.....Mv anil (lid so iun"--
'"""V.: -.-..fallen that their
cal triumph had been so unceremonl
ously Interrupted.
little
vo-
Malnt.nanc. of Micron.
A country school teacher was cash-
...infill .MlPC'K II ' "
.. Mitt.
Ing her
In-
Tlm and Labor Lost.
i.r,n hulldlng. ar so
v neu . .
conveniently .rr.ngea "
aulr.s several unnecessary mile.
Svery day to do chorea, many dollar.
In tlm. r losu
Cospsl of Forgetfulnsss.
Th gospel of forgetiulnes. 1. now
being .trongly advocated by per-on.
Interested In varlou. new-thought
movements. The theory 1. to get rid
of your trouble, by forgetting all
about them by .ubatltutlng happy,
hopeful thought, for the .ad, despair-Ins-
onee. The adherent, of this gos
pel go .0 far aa to claim for It a phys
ical potency. They declare that Ul
na., can be cured by forgetting all
about It
Thl. doctrine, lilt all th other doc
trine, that a.sum. th control of mind
over matter, 1. a splendid on. when
not puabed to the excess to which
fanatical adherents ar liable. ux
tha other doctrines. 190, It aa old at
th human race, and ha been put in
to excellent pr.ci.lc in all perioda of
history. Proverb and eplgrama hav
ben written about It "Worry killed
a cat," "Let th dead past bury it.
de.d " "Thing, past redress ar now
with ma oast care," "Wt ar never so
unhappy as w Imagine." and th Ilk,
and ln hi. "Cur for Heartacn
Thoma. Morton, th dramatist, ad
vised, "Push on keep moving." In
dianapolis Star.
Answered to th. Nam.
Th two friends had been dining on
dicer, and .undry .trang di.he. at
th "Cedar, of Lebanon" cafo, in th
Syrian quarter of New York. They
wer drinking their coffee, thick with
coal-black grounds, and wondering
whether they really enjoyed It, when
Smlthen. .uddenly cried out:
"Patsugl Pataug!"
Th. waiter hurried away, and came
back presently bringing an ordinary
corkscrew.
"I wa. iust testing," .aid Smither.
to hi companion, "the truth of th
attT that the first corkscrew teen ln
Beirut wat Uken there by a Yanke.
It wa a patented American contrap
tion, and the Syrian wer amazed at
its convenience. They tpelled out on
it the mvetlo words. 'Pat Aug. 1.
76' and took that to be th najn of
tha lmulement Now I bellev tn
tnrv that 'Dataug' la It. nam all OTr
th Levant."
Domtlo Animal. Protected.
The mayor of a little commune in
the Pyrenee. ha. Just issued the fol
lowing decree: "Whereaa the young
people of the commune are wont to
meet and dance every Sunday after
mas. and the noise they make fright
ens the cocks, hen. nd other ani
mal, of the village and wnerea. m
result 1. prejudicial to agriculture, w
hereby prohibit dancing within the
hound of the commune uur....
hour. In which the dome.tlc animal,
take their rer'e "
Matter of Credential.
"1 am honest, intelligent, discreet
Industrious, and capable of making
fri?nde." said the young man who was
looking for employment. "Well." re
plied Senator Sorghum, "you ousht to
a-et alonir: although I have seen a lot
before conventions with
those same recommendations and fail
to get more than a complimentary
vot."
Mothers wilt nod Mm. V!urt"w',,i;
Prnii. lh. U-st remedy t" ua '01 iu-u .hllJi.
urmg i teething period.
Sad 6qul to Wedding.
A landau In which a newly married
couple, th Chief bridesmaid, and the
beat man" were driving from cnurcn
wa. knocked over by an electric tram
car In Lille, near Paris, the other
morning. The coachman had his legs
roken, the bride, a girl of twenty-one.
broke her right arm and was badly
hurt in the head, her husband escaped
without a scratch, and the brldesmaia
nd "best man" received Internal lu-
ui'ie...
MB! 11
Tried Trick One. Too Oft.n,
A man of .eventy-flve, who of r
cent year, had extorted money from
-harltable persons, ln Pari., by pr-
Tha teller apologized
condition of th. bill-, saying. I bow
....... .,t afraid of microbe.. Not
I mi of It." tb scbooltnarm replUsd.
Tm .ur no microbes could
my .alary ."-Llpplucoitt
llv on
. -u. -I.a laa
prottci in. v. - ---.-.i. aulrlria haa fallen
th cberry ,r-jw P - -, - ; ',
fasten a rope, attscnea to tne cciuu,
about hi neck with an easy running
noose. Then, having knocked over
th furniture, be would overturn th
-hate on which he wa atanding and
remain hanging by the rope. Alarm
mA hv th noise, the neighbor would
rush In and cut him down. After be
in revived h woulJ depict hi .tat
of distress In such moving language
that money would b forthcoming for
hi. relief. Later he would repeat th
trick ln another house, Invariably
with tuccoss. Put a few day. ago,
mhn ha was carrying out th trick,
there was a hitch. No on went U
hit help and he remained hanging,
being eventually cut down dead.
i.a near their orchard
will h protected.
poor Cow Expnslv.
It looks Ilk lot of work and x
D.ns to hunt out .nd sell th. poor
row. and replac. them with those th.t
ar7 b.Ur bred and mor. profitably
but It ! ot half ,0 M',,lv " kMP"
ng th poor one.
Bi.ntlna Orchsrds.
On. ought to tnke two or thre.
to get reaiiy . i" -- --
ard
method.
J"m :? "J ... .. ,,w .oils, varieties.
lie muv .
himself
treM.
and
as to
markets, and
th best plac
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"Father, our daughter is being
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