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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 29, 1911)
IP TCP lain. t and l,l"7. J to hi 1 o ts, "uni it, lorn, "io a I id IP Skill por4. It ofj ch it huiij: tfOMt rtr u i p t buu 't U naTJ lit te, An croo of Alcohol rwmrs prescribe very little, If .nv. ilcoliol incse aayi. iney prefer strong tonics and altera tives. I"15 ' '" ccr""K ylih modern mcuicai science. , explains why Ayer'a Sar- sipirilla Is now made entirely free from alcohol. Ask your joctor. follow his advice. A toe paeoeh eee f.fam - We keel. I. eleehel (reel r ejeeietaee We . ' I f L eeaee year iers i nltti thrrs it daily action of th bow. (II, poiaonous product art sbaorbed, iJtinf hcidiclie, biliousness, nauaea, Urippti. wisn you wouia ssi your Uoctor shout correcting your constipation tiling lssnve noses or ayer s rim. m a tf that. O. ayee Ca., Lesetl, Mm. 1 Miniatarial Piracy, Dr C. VV. Aked, the famous mlnle- Stt, rpnlod to itha toast of "Elo jic" at a banquet at San Francie- "But it it batter to b ailent," aaid K. Akul In ronruaion, "than to ba Jrlqunt by unfair mean. Ike re waa ones a aivin whom lood wife said to him: " 'Jsmca, aear, ma nor. ur. jentn thus made over $200 by tha public. kioflefs voluma of armona. You preach much better thin Dr. Tenthly, Lmt. Why not print few of your Lcrmons? 'My love, the man whispered Koanwly, 'they were all printed long Up). BEST BLUINQ MADE. Tweiitv rr" ep,rt,n'' bark of :tD CROSS 11 ALL UI.L'K. Every hmiwwiro ttiat It will have no ier. It la tha only blue that la ;l blue. Uqulil bluing la discarded forever ifter HKI CltOSS HALL Ht.lJK la Tied. Makes rlothea elt-ar ami white, j an t.ackaxa 10 cauls. AT ALL GROCfcHS. "Willy." aaid mamma, eeverely, aa tin noted hia dilapidated condition, 'joa v been fighting again." "And didn't you promise ma that when you wanted to hit anyone you I ould alwaya atand atlll and count hundred?" ) "So 1 did, mamma. And thia la what Jarky Jonea did while I waa toonting." Lomkm Chronicle. 1 WE IilJY OLD C.nm Hkt prior, paid for Mhn, Ota1 Jaweerv. Gale . . . i r,. i. a. m i r.M.T, fori. rmr m hvUand. 71 Muttt. baloaaa Oak aaat Ptn. P ATENTS 1 e,VE Y0U 1 ftiwau liivm 0. 0. M1RTIN. Ckaaa., oaaaraa WiHm lar lafanuttaa raiTLaao oal " KODAKS iXfSl m for aaukvtHai and htaratara. Davatovlna M artnllna Mall anlaf Km pnrnn altaaUaa) , Toruand rboto Supply Co Tana HUaM rviHTLANOl OUB. B0YNTON FURNACES M-tl cMantmtrftl arvl rTtwrlv fur bouw rd swhual haaatlftaf. J. C. BAYtR f URN ACE CO. front and Market St. Portland, Or. SKND TliR CATALOGUE. Tumors, Goiters, Rheumatism Ihrorw, Nervou and female Diaeaaea r rur.l without ilia tnif. TlwirouMr -"'Pmi .sanatorium. l:-aunful location, liaua Meadow (Aodt Olropaahk Sanitarium 1 C f- rknaaa. Battle Ground, WJi, "f EA SPICES BAniNO POWDCR tXTRACTS MUSI Klf'ilIT clofta nrvrn OKIIANO. OKI. J iisr rgniT iaa irBRirs f , w m Till IVN EAIOtl Vm win RorlaiM BHaaia a-.a M llHa. kaiaaa. - - hMthar Mtariaaaiaw mAA a. I. 's. aa. laiiaaak a-iHtr, umd fMtuir, -iitr w mu , "T fdl f IsvnM mmn mow. Kaw4a1 M) M eew kTUIStflUITIURSIITeO.. nali, WaaklaaTtaa t A.. Wa'U2HrvaM Dawn of Scientific Knowledge Uarn a Profeailon where tha de- 11 greater than the aupply. Nonorahle, Dignified, Lucrative il', l l'eraiura and Inforntatlon. It WUl l".IH, ,nil olh ndin, tkuui traataaani J"ta t. particui.,., 9 tommonweekh Bkfg Portland, Or. TO mmm HE WANTED WIFE'S LIKENESS Photographer la A. had to Straighten vm note, Puah In tare. Remove Squint and FreoKlee. "I have come to get my wife photographed.- aaid the determined look- log man aa be entered the atudlo, fol lowed by a nieek-lookln woman You can make one look grand, air, can your" "Certainly, air." replied the Dho- tograpber; "that la part of my bual- oeaa, yoa know." "Well, my wife fell out of the win dow laat year and broke ber boa. You can atralgbt It out, 1 enppoeef" "Certainly, air." "And you can puah In ber eara ao tbat aba won't look ao much like rabbltr "Oh. I think ao "And what about the aqulnt la ber left eye "Ob. I can touch It op with Indian in - "And the freckleaT" "They won't appear on the picture at all - "And will the balr be redr "Oh. no!" "Well, you can go ahead. Bit down tber, Maria, and try to look pleaa- ant" Slim Chaneee for Her. A mlaalonary who waa making hit way through a oarkwooda region came upon an old woman anting out aide a cabin. He entered upon a re llgloua talk and finally aaked ber If aba didn't know there waa a day of Judgment coming. "Why. no." aaid the old lady. "I hadn't beard o' that. Wont there be more'D one dayf "No, my friend; only one day," waa the reply. "Well, then." the monad, "I dont reckon I can get to go, for we've only got one mule, and John alwaya baa to go everywhere flrat" National Month ly. Hard Luck. "Good morning, I)r. Squlller." "ftood morning. Mr. Tympai" "Do you remember olTlclatlng at my wedding about all monlba agoT" "Why. certainly." "And when I gave you $2P aa a wed ding fee you aeemed pleaeed." "8o I waa." "Well, If you have a a park of feel ing 'n your breaat. you will refund me at leaai $15 60 of that amount My wife baa run a war with a chauffeur: Value of Knowledge. Offlear (at dlaUnce Judging prao tlce) Well, have you learned any thing new lodayT Private Tea, air: tf yon takea the bolt out of the barrel and a man Juat Ota tnaide Lea J 00 yarda away. Officer And what le there remark able about that? Private (after conalderatlon) Noth In', "cept that I dln't know It before. Punch. JUST PAID WIFE'S BILLS. The Young Man Do you think a man could marry when bea getting 26? The Older Man million, yea. -If It'a twenty-Ova Unchanged. "1 met Dunhey today for the flrat time for yeara. He haen't changed much." "Oh, ba baan't changed at all, but be doean't eeera to reallae It" "How do you meanT nh ha'a forever talking about 'what a fool ha need to be.' "Red Hen. How Poeme Are Written. "Tour oda to Niagara la tha real thing. I feitt that way when 1 flrat aaw tha falle," m "I nave ot"r a.,. plained the poet "1 ot tha Idea from reading a railway booklet" erloue Pari of It. . l i . arnrrlad far fear all -meow "" - i about ber coming narrlage to a ml l.onarla would gei in m "Did itr "No. That U why iha U ao mucl more worried now." "rrrnr THE KEYSTONE TO HEALTH (a 1 IS Z I HOSTETTEITS 1 STOMACH I FOR HEARTBURN POOR APPETITE INDIGESTION COSTIVENESS MALARIA take the Hitters first. You will find it exceedingly helpful. f I !1J Cacaltfu'. Senator Sutherland, of Utah, ac cording to the Star, aaid at a luncheon in Washington of a bill that had been defeated : "It deaerved defeat, for it waa full of Rraft The graftera. In their dia appointment over it, reminded me of the heira of old George Smith "Old George Smith waa a million, aire, and hia nephewa and niecea had done very little hustling aince their childhood because they expected to inherit all hia money. "Well, old Smith died in due course and a short time after hia death I met one of hia nephewa. " 'So your uncle la no more, I said. What did he leave?' The nephew answered with a bitter sneer: " 'A golden-haired young widow, of whose existence we had never dreamed.' " hake Into Tour Shoes A Kan's Poot-Eaaa. a powdar for tha fart. It raras aatnfuL awollan, amarttne. awaatina faat. kfakaa aaw ahoaa aaar. Xokl by all DruairtaU and Khoc Htora. Ikm't arrapt any aubstituta. Sample riU.IL JUdraaa A. 8. Olmatad. La Hot. M. X. Uaually the beat way to uae nitrate of soda for a fertilixer is to pulverize it so that there are no large rolls, and sow it In the dry form. If it is to ba used on garden, or grain crops, then broadcast it and harrow or cultivate the land at once, and get it into the soil. If In the orchard or small fruit plantation, then acatter it around the individual planta and rake it in with a rake, or cultivate it in with a ahallow cultivator. We usually recommend from three-fourths to one half a pound of nitrate of soda per old apple tree, and from one ounce to three ouncea per young apple tree. Great care must be used in v using it, or it will burn the plants. Dr. Pierce'a Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, " liver and bow els. Sugar-coated, tiny, granulee. easy to take. Do not gripe. In charcoal-burning stumps, if hol lows are in them, these ahould be filled with dirt eufficiently to prevent the draft from coming through the hollow, and the heat escaping that way. Uaually cedar stumps grow on wet. swampy soils, and we have found it very hard to burn them, except in the very dry season, and then the land ahould be well drained before at tempting it It is impossible to burn into the water. WOMAN ESCAPES OPERATION WasCurcdbvLydiaEaPink- ham's Vegetable Compouni Elwood, Ind "Your remedies hav cured ma ami I lw" ""'T taken sir bottles of I.ytllii I-.. riuKnain a wi. mo (impound, s wits sick thrca months nnd could not walk. 1 uf-ft-ri'd Bll the time. The doctors suit! I could not get well without mi opora tion, for couli har II y stand H18 pains in my slue, especially my ripht ono, and down my Hi'lit. li'ir. I hrirun to fiM-1 lHttcr when I had taken only one bottle, of Coniound, but kept on aa I was afraid to stop too goon." Mrs. Kadis Mullen, 27i!8 r. B. St., LU ootl, J tut ... Why will women take chances with . ...Hn a, drtio- nut a ai I'k t V. half-hearted existence, missing three- fourths or the joy or iivinir, wnra mrj can find health in Lyilia K. llukham'g Vrgetahle Compound f For thirty years it has been th standard remedy for female ill.", nd has cured thousands of women who t - ; ; ; ' have been troubled with sue" " aientfl as displacements, lnllammatva ulceration, fibroid tumors, irregular -ties, periodic pains, backache, ludiges lion, and nervous prostration. If yon liayo tli slightest nouof, tlint Lytlli. J'lnkharu's Vrjro table) c;otiiMninl Mill help yo'J, write to Mrs. lMnkliom t Lynn, Ins., for advice. Your li tter will be tMMiiitelr COllilUeaaUaVIa evad tli dvlco (rct APPLE BUSINESS OROW8. Northwest Will 8oon Market 100,000 Carloads Par Year, Spokane, Wash. "It is no idle statement to aay that in a compare' tively few years there will be 100,000 carloada of apples marketed from Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Mon tana alone." Thia atatement is contained in a letter received by the management of the National Apple show from Howard Elliot, president of the Northern Pa cific Itailway company, forwarding a aubscription of $1,000 for the railroad and $250 aa a personal contribution to the fourth annual competitive exposi tion and Enakopa atreet carnival, No vember 23 to 30. "The National Apple show, by bringing together the best minds in the business, is a po tent factor in helping to place the apple industry upon a sound, scientific and commercial basis," Mr. Elliott says. "The day of the commercial orchard has come, not alone in the West, but all over the country, and men are giving the same careful and thorough attention to the production of apphs that Is devoted to the mak ing of steel or to any other business that ia conducted with skill and intel ligence. "The study and attention and care given to the production of fruit by the grower, must, as the production in creases, be supplanted by efforts for publicity as to the many uses of the apple, by combined efforts for wider markets and by additions to the pres ent facilities for atorage and trans portation. "Therefore, it will be necessary for the apple grower to do what the grain grower has done. This means that as the production increases the grower must have facilities at his home or chard, at the nearby station and throughout the country to properly care for his crop to receive the best market prices." LIVE STOCK WORTH SOI, 629,400 Dr. Wlthycombe of O. A. C. Tells Interesting Facts at Banquet. Oregon Agricultural College, Cor vallis That the annual live stock pro duction of the state is worth $91,689, 400, was stated by Dr. James Withy combe, director of the experiment sta tions at the State Agricultural Col lege, in an address at the annual ban quet of the Oregon Pure Bred Live Stock association at the State fair. His statistics were as follows: 673,750 cattle valued at $13,475,000; 175,000 dairy cows at $7,000,000; 295,000 horses. at $432,538,000; 8,670 mules at $1,040,400; 2,401,000 sheep at $9,604,000; 324,000 hogs at $3, 888,000; 220,000 goats at $880,000; 20,000,000 pounds of wool at $4,000,- 000; 880,000 pounds of mohair at $264,000; dairy products at $14,000,- 000; and poultry at $5,000,000, mak ing at total of $91,689,400. C. L. Hawley of the 'college board of regents was reelected president at the annual meeting, and H. C. Mams was made secretary. The meeting was addressed by Prof. Carlysle of Idaho, Prof. Van Pelt of Iowa, and President W. J. Kerr of O. A. C. President Kerr spoke on the advan tage of agricultural education, the necessity of getting the boys inter ested in farming early, and other farm problems. royal'high CLERK FOR O. A. C Fine Additions to College Swine Herd Bought at State Fair. Oregon Agricultural College, Cor vallis Royal High Clerk, last year's champion Berkshire boar at the state fair, which also won a second this year at Salem, has just been bought by the Oregon Agricultural college from Barrows & Davenport, of Crab tree, Ore., for the purpose of starting a new Berkshire herd on the college farm. He is one of the finest Berk shire boars in Oregon. Eight small pigs were also pur chased by the college for use on the demonstration train which is to go up through Sherman, Gilliam and Morrow counties, through the dry farming sec tion, in October. There are two of each of the four breeds, Poland China, Berkshire, Chester White and Duroc Jersey. She-' But how did you make the ac quaintance of your second husband? Bertha It was quite romatic. I was out walking with my first when my second landed on him with an aero plane. Milwaukee Daily News. Chappie Have cirgarette, old man?" Sapleigh No; I don't smoke fool killers. Chappie Well, I don't blame you for refusing to take chances. r-71 BELMONT AUTO SCUM tS V4v l s aaat aWiaali aa-aa a a 1 T & J lrral-. aal am at araajcal ato I raaa aaaa aacaa aa, Mt adawt jraaa. tM aa Ui aa U rl in bamt airm ananm a bUUUL l i-' .'it I TM aal Ik. NO LIMIT Te Number at tntriaa for Caen Paraan in thia Prlaa Cofltaat. $50 For the Best Trademark $25 For tha Best Motto Kiitry In each pla will be aHrrlwl which bratarlvenlafa thia amine, frowlnc, viirnr mia, wetni company, aliirh write, a llticral lite Inaiiratice polli-y. contaiiifna aocliliMit and health (catnrra. and which Invcala Ita tuiula lo hrlp the Wrat. t'nnti-al rloara Ncpt. SO. S). Slalwaiaa, S34 B. Tamhill St.. Portland, Can. Aft. Continental Life Insurance & In vestment Company m JL? McCaraara tiara. Salt tab. CM? Women's Secrets There is one rata ia the United States more women a aecreta than any other man or woman ia tbe country. These aecreta are not aecreta of fuilt or shame, but the secrets of suffcrinf, and tbev have been eonfided to Dr. R. V. Pierce ia the hope and expectation of advice and help. That few oi tbeae women have bean disappointed in their ea pectationa ia proved by the fact tbat ninety-cifht per cent, of all women treated by Dr. Pierce have been absolutely and altogether cured. Such a record would be remarkable if thai cases treated were numbered by hundreds only. But whea that record applies to the treatment of more than hall-e- mil lion women, in a practice of over 40 years, it is phenomenal, and entitles Dr. Pierce to the (ratitudo accorded him by women, aa the first of apecialists in the treatment of women's diaeaaea. Every aick woman may consult Dr. Pierce by letter, absolutely without charge. All replies are mailed, sealed in perfectly plain envelopes, without any printing or advertising whatever, upon them. Write without fear aa with out fee, to World'a Dispensary Medical Association, Dr. K. V. Pierce, PreaC.a Buffalo, N. Y. DR. PIERCE'S FAVORITE: PRESCRIPTION IWgaVUe Vveaavls. 'Worn Poitr's Dilemma. Thomas W. Lawson, the financier, was talking to a reported about a New York capitalist, says the St. Louis Globe- Democrat. "Well." said Mr. Lawson, "I have heard tbat man tell the truth once or twice. He can tell the truth, I admit, but it doesn't come natural to him. He reminds me of the Russian mujik. "A Russian mujik sat one day in the ante room of the military commis sioner of his town. There waa an anx ious frown on his face. A friend approached and said: " 'What's the matter, Poitr?' " I am worried,' Poitr answered, 'about my son. I don't known what to ssy when the commissioner asks me about hia age. You see, if I make him out younger than he is he will be sent back to school, and if I make him out older they'll stick him in the army. What the deuce am I to do?' " 'How would it do,' said the friend, thoughtfully, 'if you told the commissioner his exact age.?' " Poitr slapped is leg and laughed de lightedly. " 'The very thing!' he cried. 'I never thought of that " A household once supplied with Ham lins Wizard Oil is seldom allowe l to be without it. In case of sudden mishap or accident it takes the place of the old family doctor. Barber "Did I ever shave you be fore, sir? Customer "Yes, once." Barber "I don't remember your face." Customer "No I suppose noL It's all healed up now." "I hadn't been talking with him three minutes before he called me an ass. What sort of a person is he? "Well, I never knew him to tell a lie." RCLItVCS SOSt CYCS Caddie A flipunder the lug, sir morning, sir got it from a small boy. Golfer Good. Let s see er what did you give him for it? Caddie A nip under the lug, sir Punch. "Why do they call these dentists' offices dental parlors?" asked Smith of his friend, "Why, parlor is the old-fsshioned name for drawing-room." Presbyter ian Standard. Ifothne wtn Ldd Mrs. WlneloWe Soothlag Syrup tua beat romedy to use tot their ciitkliwa tuniif tha loathing period. "Why didn't you go to see the coro nation, Bilboy? "Do the English flock over here to spend their money when there is a presidential inauguration?" Buffalo Express. Said an English clergyman : "Pa triotism is the backbone of the Brit ish Empire; and what we have to do is to train that backbone and bring it to the front." Christain Register. Crawford You say this contrivance fs an entirely original invention? Crabshaw Why. man, it's some thing that wasn't even in use among the Chinese thousands of years ago.- New York Times. Professor's wife You haven't kiss ed me for a week. . Professor (absently) Are you sure? Then who who the dickens have I been kissing? , Be Cured In Your Own Home Rheumatism, Stomach and Cured pemianetly In hort time and at small coat by use T.-,, kl .... cr: t ; of a concentratcil mineral water. No Kaka. S nd foe Ung 1 rOUblOH, Skin DlWCaseS teetummiala and literature. fl.OO trial packaca U canta Address LANG'S ROCKY MOUNTAIN MINERAL WONDER COMPANY 131 Main Street. ItlRTLAND, OKtXMN. W. L. DOUGLAS 2.50, '3.00, '3.50 & '4.00 SHOES WOMEN wear WJDouglaa stylish, perfect fitting, easy walking boots, because they give long wear, same as W.L-DoufUa Men's shoes. THE STANDARD OF QUALITY FOR OVER 30 YEARS The workmanship whioh has madeW L. Douglas shoe famous tha world over, is maintained in every pair. If I could tale you into my large factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W.LDouglas thpes are made, you would then understand why they are war ranted to hold their shape, fit better and weat longer than any other make for the pnee rillTinis TlM enlna haea W. t. 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