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of Alcohol
rwmrs prescribe very little, If
.nv. ilcoliol incse aayi. iney
prefer strong tonics and altera
tives. I"15 ' '" ccr""K
ylih modern mcuicai science.
, explains why Ayer'a Sar-
sipirilla Is now made entirely
free from alcohol. Ask your
joctor. follow his advice.
A
toe paeoeh eee f.fam
- We keel. I. eleehel
(reel r ejeeietaee
We . ' I f L
eeaee year
iers
i nltti thrrs it daily action of th bow.
(II, poiaonous product art sbaorbed,
iJtinf hcidiclie, biliousness, nauaea,
Urippti. wisn you wouia ssi your
Uoctor shout correcting your constipation
tiling lssnve noses or ayer s rim.
m a tf that. O. ayee Ca., Lesetl, Mm.
1
Miniatarial Piracy,
Dr C. VV. Aked, the famous mlnle-
Stt, rpnlod to itha toast of "Elo
jic" at a banquet at San Francie-
"But it it batter to b ailent," aaid
K. Akul In ronruaion, "than to ba
Jrlqunt by unfair mean.
Ike re waa ones a aivin whom
lood wife said to him:
" 'Jsmca, aear, ma nor. ur. jentn
thus made over $200 by tha public.
kioflefs voluma of armona. You
preach much better thin Dr. Tenthly,
Lmt. Why not print few of your
Lcrmons?
'My love, the man whispered
Koanwly, 'they were all printed long
Up).
BEST BLUINQ MADE.
Tweiitv rr" ep,rt,n'' bark of
:tD CROSS 11 ALL UI.L'K. Every
hmiwwiro ttiat It will have no
ier. It la tha only blue that la
;l blue.
Uqulil bluing la discarded forever
ifter HKI CltOSS HALL Ht.lJK la
Tied. Makes rlothea elt-ar ami white, j
an t.ackaxa 10 cauls. AT ALL
GROCfcHS.
"Willy." aaid mamma, eeverely, aa
tin noted hia dilapidated condition,
'joa v been fighting again."
"And didn't you promise ma that
when you wanted to hit anyone you I
ould alwaya atand atlll and count
hundred?" )
"So 1 did, mamma. And thia la
what Jarky Jonea did while I waa
toonting." Lomkm Chronicle. 1
WE IilJY OLD C.nm
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. . . i r,. i. a. m i r.M.T, fori. rmr m
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Tumors, Goiters, Rheumatism
Ihrorw, Nervou and female Diaeaaea
r rur.l without ilia tnif. TlwirouMr
-"'Pmi .sanatorium. l:-aunful location, liaua
Meadow (Aodt Olropaahk Sanitarium
1 C f- rknaaa. Battle Ground, WJi,
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hMthar Mtariaaaiaw mAA a. I. 's. aa. laiiaaak
a-iHtr, umd fMtuir, -iitr w mu ,
"T fdl f IsvnM mmn mow.
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Dawn of Scientific Knowledge
Uarn a Profeailon where tha de-
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il', l l'eraiura and Inforntatlon. It WUl
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9 tommonweekh Bkfg Portland, Or.
TO
mmm
HE WANTED WIFE'S LIKENESS
Photographer la A. had to Straighten
vm note, Puah In tare. Remove
Squint and FreoKlee.
"I have come to get my wife photographed.-
aaid the determined look-
log man aa be entered the atudlo, fol
lowed by a nieek-lookln woman
You can make one look grand, air,
can your"
"Certainly, air." replied the Dho-
tograpber; "that la part of my bual-
oeaa, yoa know."
"Well, my wife fell out of the win
dow laat year and broke ber boa.
You can atralgbt It out, 1 enppoeef"
"Certainly, air."
"And you can puah In ber eara ao
tbat aba won't look ao much like
rabbltr
"Oh. I think ao
"And what about the aqulnt la ber
left eye
"Ob. I can touch It op with Indian
in -
"And the freckleaT"
"They won't appear on the picture
at all -
"And will the balr be redr
"Oh. no!"
"Well, you can go ahead. Bit down
tber, Maria, and try to look pleaa-
ant"
Slim Chaneee for Her.
A mlaalonary who waa making hit
way through a oarkwooda region
came upon an old woman anting out
aide a cabin. He entered upon a re
llgloua talk and finally aaked ber If
aba didn't know there waa a day of
Judgment coming.
"Why. no." aaid the old lady. "I
hadn't beard o' that. Wont there be
more'D one dayf
"No, my friend; only one day," waa
the reply.
"Well, then." the monad, "I dont
reckon I can get to go, for we've only
got one mule, and John alwaya baa to
go everywhere flrat" National Month
ly.
Hard Luck.
"Good morning, I)r. Squlller."
"ftood morning. Mr. Tympai"
"Do you remember olTlclatlng at my
wedding about all monlba agoT"
"Why. certainly."
"And when I gave you $2P aa a wed
ding fee you aeemed pleaeed."
"8o I waa."
"Well, If you have a a park of feel
ing 'n your breaat. you will refund me
at leaai $15 60 of that amount My
wife baa run a war with a chauffeur:
Value of Knowledge.
Offlear (at dlaUnce Judging prao
tlce) Well, have you learned any
thing new lodayT
Private Tea, air: tf yon takea the
bolt out of the barrel and a man Juat
Ota tnaide Lea J 00 yarda away.
Officer And what le there remark
able about that?
Private (after conalderatlon) Noth
In', "cept that I dln't know It before.
Punch.
JUST PAID WIFE'S BILLS.
The Young Man Do you think a
man could marry when bea getting
26?
The Older Man
million, yea.
-If It'a twenty-Ova
Unchanged.
"1 met Dunhey today for the flrat
time for yeara. He haen't changed
much."
"Oh, ba baan't changed at all, but
be doean't eeera to reallae It"
"How do you meanT
nh ha'a forever talking about 'what
a fool ha need to be.' "Red Hen.
How Poeme Are Written.
"Tour oda to Niagara la tha real
thing. I feitt that way when 1 flrat
aaw tha falle," m
"I nave ot"r a.,.
plained the poet "1 ot tha Idea from
reading a railway booklet"
erloue Pari of It.
. l i . arnrrlad far fear all
-meow "" - i
about ber coming narrlage to a ml
l.onarla would gei in m
"Did itr
"No. That U why iha U ao mucl
more worried now."
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THE KEYSTONE
TO HEALTH
(a 1 IS Z
I HOSTETTEITS
1 STOMACH I
FOR
HEARTBURN
POOR APPETITE
INDIGESTION
COSTIVENESS
MALARIA
take the Hitters first. You will
find it exceedingly helpful.
f I !1J
Cacaltfu'.
Senator Sutherland, of Utah, ac
cording to the Star, aaid at a luncheon
in Washington of a bill that had been
defeated :
"It deaerved defeat, for it waa full
of Rraft The graftera. In their dia
appointment over it, reminded me of
the heira of old George Smith
"Old George Smith waa a million,
aire, and hia nephewa and niecea had
done very little hustling aince their
childhood because they expected to
inherit all hia money.
"Well, old Smith died in due course
and a short time after hia death I
met one of hia nephewa.
" 'So your uncle la no more, I said.
What did he leave?'
The nephew answered with a bitter
sneer:
" 'A golden-haired young widow, of
whose existence we had never
dreamed.' "
hake Into Tour Shoes
A Kan's Poot-Eaaa. a powdar for tha fart. It raras
aatnfuL awollan, amarttne. awaatina faat. kfakaa
aaw ahoaa aaar. Xokl by all DruairtaU and Khoc
Htora. Ikm't arrapt any aubstituta. Sample
riU.IL JUdraaa A. 8. Olmatad. La Hot. M. X.
Uaually the beat way to uae nitrate
of soda for a fertilixer is to pulverize
it so that there are no large rolls, and
sow it In the dry form. If it is to ba
used on garden, or grain crops, then
broadcast it and harrow or cultivate
the land at once, and get it into the
soil. If In the orchard or small fruit
plantation, then acatter it around the
individual planta and rake it in with a
rake, or cultivate it in with a ahallow
cultivator. We usually recommend
from three-fourths to one half a pound
of nitrate of soda per old apple tree,
and from one ounce to three ouncea
per young apple tree. Great care
must be used in v using it, or it will
burn the plants.
Dr. Pierce'a Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, " liver and bow
els. Sugar-coated, tiny, granulee. easy
to take. Do not gripe.
In charcoal-burning stumps, if hol
lows are in them, these ahould be filled
with dirt eufficiently to prevent the
draft from coming through the hollow,
and the heat escaping that way.
Uaually cedar stumps grow on wet.
swampy soils, and we have found it
very hard to burn them, except in the
very dry season, and then the land
ahould be well drained before at
tempting it It is impossible to burn
into the water.
WOMAN
ESCAPES
OPERATION
WasCurcdbvLydiaEaPink-
ham's Vegetable Compouni
Elwood, Ind "Your remedies hav
cured ma ami I lw" ""'T taken sir
bottles of I.ytllii I-.. riuKnain a wi.
mo (impound, s
wits sick thrca
months nnd could
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Bll the time.
The doctors suit! I
could not get well
without mi opora
tion, for couli
har II y stand H18
pains in my slue,
especially my ripht
ono, and down my
Hi'lit. li'ir. I hrirun
to fiM-1 lHttcr when I had taken only
one bottle, of Coniound, but kept on
aa I was afraid to stop too goon." Mrs.
Kadis Mullen, 27i!8 r. B. St., LU
ootl, J tut ...
Why will women take chances with
. ...Hn a, drtio- nut a ai I'k t V.
half-hearted existence, missing three-
fourths or the joy or iivinir, wnra mrj
can find health in Lyilia K. llukham'g
Vrgetahle Compound f
For thirty years it has been th
standard remedy for female ill.", nd
has cured thousands of women who
t - ; ; ; '
have been troubled with sue" "
aientfl as displacements, lnllammatva
ulceration, fibroid tumors, irregular -ties,
periodic pains, backache, ludiges
lion, and nervous prostration.
If yon liayo tli slightest nouof,
tlint Lytlli. J'lnkharu's Vrjro
table) c;otiiMninl Mill help yo'J,
write to Mrs. lMnkliom t Lynn,
Ins., for advice. Your li tter
will be tMMiiitelr COllilUeaaUaVIa
evad tli dvlco (rct
APPLE BUSINESS OROW8.
Northwest Will 8oon Market 100,000
Carloads Par Year,
Spokane, Wash. "It is no idle
statement to aay that in a compare'
tively few years there will be 100,000
carloada of apples marketed from
Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Mon
tana alone."
Thia atatement is contained in a
letter received by the management of
the National Apple show from Howard
Elliot, president of the Northern Pa
cific Itailway company, forwarding a
aubscription of $1,000 for the railroad
and $250 aa a personal contribution to
the fourth annual competitive exposi
tion and Enakopa atreet carnival, No
vember 23 to 30. "The National
Apple show, by bringing together the
best minds in the business, is a po
tent factor in helping to place the
apple industry upon a sound, scientific
and commercial basis," Mr. Elliott
says. "The day of the commercial
orchard has come, not alone in the
West, but all over the country, and
men are giving the same careful and
thorough attention to the production
of apphs that Is devoted to the mak
ing of steel or to any other business
that ia conducted with skill and intel
ligence. "The study and attention and care
given to the production of fruit by the
grower, must, as the production in
creases, be supplanted by efforts for
publicity as to the many uses of the
apple, by combined efforts for wider
markets and by additions to the pres
ent facilities for atorage and trans
portation. "Therefore, it will be necessary for
the apple grower to do what the grain
grower has done. This means that
as the production increases the grower
must have facilities at his home or
chard, at the nearby station and
throughout the country to properly
care for his crop to receive the best
market prices."
LIVE STOCK WORTH SOI, 629,400
Dr. Wlthycombe of O. A. C. Tells
Interesting Facts at Banquet.
Oregon Agricultural College, Cor
vallis That the annual live stock pro
duction of the state is worth $91,689,
400, was stated by Dr. James Withy
combe, director of the experiment sta
tions at the State Agricultural Col
lege, in an address at the annual ban
quet of the Oregon Pure Bred Live
Stock association at the State fair.
His statistics were as follows:
673,750 cattle valued at $13,475,000;
175,000 dairy cows at $7,000,000;
295,000 horses. at $432,538,000; 8,670
mules at $1,040,400; 2,401,000 sheep
at $9,604,000; 324,000 hogs at $3,
888,000; 220,000 goats at $880,000;
20,000,000 pounds of wool at $4,000,-
000; 880,000 pounds of mohair at
$264,000; dairy products at $14,000,-
000; and poultry at $5,000,000, mak
ing at total of $91,689,400.
C. L. Hawley of the 'college board
of regents was reelected president at
the annual meeting, and H. C. Mams
was made secretary. The meeting
was addressed by Prof. Carlysle of
Idaho, Prof. Van Pelt of Iowa, and
President W. J. Kerr of O. A. C.
President Kerr spoke on the advan
tage of agricultural education, the
necessity of getting the boys inter
ested in farming early, and other farm
problems.
royal'high CLERK FOR O. A. C
Fine Additions to College Swine Herd
Bought at State Fair.
Oregon Agricultural College, Cor
vallis Royal High Clerk, last year's
champion Berkshire boar at the state
fair, which also won a second this
year at Salem, has just been bought
by the Oregon Agricultural college
from Barrows & Davenport, of Crab
tree, Ore., for the purpose of starting
a new Berkshire herd on the college
farm. He is one of the finest Berk
shire boars in Oregon.
Eight small pigs were also pur
chased by the college for use on the
demonstration train which is to go up
through Sherman, Gilliam and Morrow
counties, through the dry farming sec
tion, in October. There are two of
each of the four breeds, Poland China,
Berkshire, Chester White and Duroc
Jersey.
She-' But how did you make the ac
quaintance of your second husband?
Bertha It was quite romatic. I
was out walking with my first when
my second landed on him with an aero
plane. Milwaukee Daily News.
Chappie Have cirgarette, old
man?"
Sapleigh No; I don't smoke fool
killers. Chappie Well, I don't blame you
for refusing to take chances.
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There is one rata ia the United States
more women a aecreta than any other man or woman ia tbe
country. These aecreta are not aecreta of fuilt or shame, but
the secrets of suffcrinf, and tbev have been eonfided to Dr.
R. V. Pierce ia the hope and expectation of advice and help.
That few oi tbeae women have bean disappointed in their ea
pectationa ia proved by the fact tbat ninety-cifht per cent, of
all women treated by Dr. Pierce have been absolutely and
altogether cured. Such a record would be remarkable if thai
cases treated were numbered by hundreds only. But whea
that record applies to the treatment of more than hall-e- mil
lion women, in a practice of over 40 years, it is phenomenal,
and entitles Dr. Pierce to the (ratitudo accorded him by women, aa the first of
apecialists in the treatment of women's diaeaaea.
Every aick woman may consult Dr. Pierce by letter, absolutely without
charge. All replies are mailed, sealed in perfectly plain envelopes, without
any printing or advertising whatever, upon them. Write without fear aa with
out fee, to World'a Dispensary Medical Association, Dr. K. V. Pierce, PreaC.a
Buffalo, N. Y.
DR. PIERCE'S FAVORITE: PRESCRIPTION
IWgaVUe
Vveaavls. 'Worn
Poitr's Dilemma.
Thomas W. Lawson, the financier,
was talking to a reported about a New
York capitalist, says the St. Louis
Globe- Democrat.
"Well." said Mr. Lawson, "I have
heard tbat man tell the truth once or
twice. He can tell the truth, I admit,
but it doesn't come natural to him.
He reminds me of the Russian mujik.
"A Russian mujik sat one day in
the ante room of the military commis
sioner of his town. There waa an anx
ious frown on his face. A friend
approached and said:
" 'What's the matter, Poitr?'
" I am worried,' Poitr answered,
'about my son. I don't known what
to ssy when the commissioner asks
me about hia age. You see, if I make
him out younger than he is he will be
sent back to school, and if I make him
out older they'll stick him in the
army. What the deuce am I to do?'
" 'How would it do,' said the
friend, thoughtfully, 'if you told the
commissioner his exact age.?' "
Poitr slapped is leg and laughed de
lightedly. " 'The very thing!' he cried. 'I
never thought of that "
A household once supplied with Ham
lins Wizard Oil is seldom allowe l to be
without it. In case of sudden mishap
or accident it takes the place of the old
family doctor.
Barber "Did I ever shave you be
fore, sir?
Customer "Yes, once."
Barber "I don't remember your
face."
Customer "No I suppose noL It's
all healed up now."
"I hadn't been talking with him
three minutes before he called me an
ass. What sort of a person is he?
"Well, I never knew him to tell a
lie."
RCLItVCS
SOSt
CYCS
Caddie A flipunder the lug, sir
morning, sir got it from a small boy.
Golfer Good. Let s see er what
did you give him for it?
Caddie A nip under the lug, sir
Punch.
"Why do they call these dentists'
offices dental parlors?" asked Smith of
his friend,
"Why, parlor is the old-fsshioned
name for drawing-room." Presbyter
ian Standard.
Ifothne wtn Ldd Mrs. WlneloWe Soothlag
Syrup tua beat romedy to use tot their ciitkliwa
tuniif tha loathing period.
"Why didn't you go to see the coro
nation, Bilboy?
"Do the English flock over here to
spend their money when there is a
presidential inauguration?" Buffalo
Express.
Said an English clergyman : "Pa
triotism is the backbone of the Brit
ish Empire; and what we have to do
is to train that backbone and bring it
to the front." Christain Register.
Crawford You say this contrivance
fs an entirely original invention?
Crabshaw Why. man, it's some
thing that wasn't even in use among
the Chinese thousands of years ago.-
New York Times.
Professor's wife You haven't kiss
ed me for a week. .
Professor (absently) Are you sure?
Then who who the dickens have I
been kissing? ,
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Washington Herald.
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