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THRONGS COME
TO SEE MUNYON
Surprising Number of Visitors
Shows Intcresi in open.
Lecal fok Tssli'y-Stomaeh Trouble
Conqusred ina nniuiraium
Pml Overcome,
On of the mint rt-markalile feat
jreg ilHut I'ruf. J. M. Munyon la liie
, inordinary amount of attention a
j,M sttractvd. Here anil all over the
wuntry, the Iromonae crowds that
Mv( been flockinir to see him, and the
lrg quantity oi man ne receives
July at his headquarters, Munyon'a.
Laborstorirs, 63d and JrlTerson Sts.,
PhiUdi-lphia. He.receivee mail and
niitort from evr city in the United
S'.itn and Canada. Most notable ia
:M f't that rich and xor come to
rum alike, and a few hours spent at
th oiiie "f physician ia a muit in
Kwitinif study in human nature.
Many remarkable cuars of relief
-orni were related at the store thia
frrk.
Out waa that of a man who had
mfferrd from indigestion arid stomach
trouble fur more than ten years, lie
uid:
"1 think I had one of the worat
eurt of atomach trouble on record. I
(duIJ not digest anything I ate. Food
fermented in my atomach and formed
pa, ahich passed out in the abdomen
ud up under my heart, and at time
mJ me sutler so badly I expected to
)it. 1 had intense heailarhea and fre
quent attack of diiziness, and I grev
ihort of breath when I attempted to
tiik up stairs. I waa alao much con
itiitaled. I enme here a ahort while
p ind took Munyon'a full course of j
romach treatment. Now I must atl-
mit I feel like a new man. I can eat ,
nothing I want with no distress af-.
tfrwird. and all of the other aymp-
Item of my trouble have disappeared.
! I notice particularly that my head ia
imirh clearer and mv hrain works bet-
!r. I sm full of ambition and enemy
ind enjoy life hugely. can never
tr II how glad I am that I had the good
trant to try thi Munyon treatment." i
Another enthusiastic visitor wa a .
tomsn who declared that her mother
bid been relieved of rheumatism In a
most remarkable manner. She aaid:
"My mother was flat on her back in
tl with rheumatism, sciatic, muncu
lrr and inflammatory. Doctors had
pronounced her case almost incur
able and we had about given up
hope of her ever being able to walk
U'un. I procured a treatment for
her from one of these Munyon doctors, I
ind today she is able to get
bout th" house with perfect ease anil
tin go out doors, ami in fart, do
inythmt; that a woman of her aire
might be expected to do. The rheu
anatic pains and inflammation have en
tirely iliaapx-arel. I think this Mun
Jon treatment is a positive wonder
Worker." Letters addressed to Prof. J. M.
Munyon Personally, Munyon'a Labora-
tinea. tVM and .i..iTW.m Sta. Phila.
feluhis. IV. or callers who ant.lv at !
Inst atldrcna, will receive free medical
klvice. There is not a penny to per
fur the fullest and most painstaking
nuli ml examination. You are made
to feel, whether by personal inter
view, or letter, that the advice ia ab
solutely free and you are not under
ny olili Kation to follow it.
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Kriituatrt f-tml'les. Krutrtiuns and Iliaufilrra
the hkin. f-utiAra III Moo. I and (Ivra
Ius, sticutih auil Y14UI la Uia sutua lyMcm.
$50 for a Trademark
$25 for a Motto
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Offers These Prizes:
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to help t, communities which pay the
P"miuiai. It wiiles the most lilieasl liia
iniuisnce policy oa the msikat. including
' nm and accident benefit!.
Jl The company wur.es a DISTINCT
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character, sco snd purpose.
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catch phisM. The prie offered is opea
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Artificial Jawtia.
Rllhl-a aan,.k. . ..
. , f fun ana ameinysti are
vio niaae artinclally in Loudon, and
are of aucb eirellent quality that only
xperta can tell nature a produrta from
uioae put together lo a crucible In Old
aireei, London, England. Toe
erne are not entirely artificial, for
they are made from the minute chips
that accumulate from real atonea
wnne tner are being cut. Theaa chips
In ran, U ...l
- iuuim, ere ground to a line
powder, and thla powder la poured
Into a crucible, where It la subjected
to an Interne white heat. In the
courae of half an hour the powder haa
haa become a solid stone again. It la
then cut and mounted, and except by
toe expert cannot be distinguished
from trie natural Jewel. In much the
same way aapphlrea are made. Pearls,
too. are built up by a aeries of proo-
eeaea which reault In a gam which
toee not reuulre pollahlng.
FOLLOWING THl ITYLt
A story la told of an Ohio farmer
Who waa greatly worried over a bunch
of likely shouts which be waa fatten
ing for market Despite the excellent
feed and care given them, the plga
did not take on fl'-ah. although thoae
of hla neighbor fattened rapidly on
similar rations. The pigs grew up
ward but not aldewlse. Huddenly he
discovered a strange thing. Aftur gl-
Ing them their breakfast one morning,
he followed the pigs to a distant part
of the field, where he saw the sboata
performing a gymnastic exercise with
a while pig. the acrawnlost of the lot,
playing Instructor. The farmer
promptly avparated the white pig
from hla brothers, and be declarea
they took on flesh rapidly after that
" Proprietor of Jamaica,
tn Jamaica "& per oenL of the 16V
oai landed properties are values at
lea than $300 each. Nearly all of
these small holdings are owned by ne-
groea who live chiefly on aalt flab and
on frulta and vegetablea, especially
yama grown by themselves. Being
able to live tn thla manner with Uttle
exertion theae peaaant proprietors are
averse to entering Into contracts to
labor by the year or even by
the .
month. Hence, In spite of the fact
that ninety-five per cent of the 862,
000 Inhabltanta of Jamaica are ne
gro a (Including mulattoea). It Is neo-
ru-y to employ Hast Indian coolies
on the larger sugar and banana plan-
tat Ions, on which there must be a cer
tain proportion of laborer who may
be relied upon for ateady work at aU
tlmoa,
AN INGENIOUS DEVICE.
A Wlaconsln man haa Invented an
Ingenious device to hold a cow's tall
while mllklna. He waa driven to It
after years of suffering, from
awlped acroaa the face with a
being
cow'f
muddy tall while milking. Tho ma
chine la simple and quickly fixed and
nrevetita the cow from awltchlng her
trill and thus disseminating tilth and
gorma that got Into the milk.
The Swiss Guard.
The popo'B liodygimrd la called the
'Swiss (iiiiird," bicnuKO they are na
tives of Switzerland. The guard cams
Into being In the reign of l'ope Julius
II., who asked his frlund 1'eter von
lUirtenstfln. canon of Lucerne civ-
llu'drnl, to send him 200 Swiss men at
.r.,,a in nrntm-t Ills person. The aa-
sembty at Zurich consented to the en-,
I.stment of the men. and In
1506. the guard, commanded by a
vounc nobleman,
. . m n.fl '
entered the Eternal city. In the 400
yeara of Its eiUtence the guard has
made an honorable record. They
fought well when fighting was neces
sary, but of Ute deadly weapons have
been laid aside and the function of
the body now la to act aa a guard of
honor to the pope.
The Moat Ancient Ball Game.
IVlo la the most ancient of all
guinea with stick and ball, and prob
ably hockey, golf and cricket are but
modifications of It. The earliest rec
ord of the game are I'eralan. and
(into back six hundred years before
Christ. In India It seems to have
lieen known for centuries before the
ItrlilMh occupation, yet It rose Into
favor only aomo half a century ano,
when the, Engllnh residents began to
practice It Tho game was introduced
Into England by the officers of the
Tenth husfiars about 1802, but at that
lime tho players used hockey sticks
snd billiard balls. It was an officer
of the Thirteenth hussars who drew
up the rules and regulations which
changed polo from a wild, skill-leal
(ante Into a aolentlflc sport.
winr
and
mmm
WAS IN DELICATE POSITION
Man Admitted to Theater en Paaa
Reluctant to Express Disapproval
Like Rest of Audience.
The play waa an execrably bad one.
and the company playing It waa even
worse. When the curtain fell on the
first act, aounds of marked disappro
bation were heard from all parte of
the house. One man alone sat quiet
At the close of the aecond act a per
fect tornado of moans, cat-calla and
biases broke out. Still the man aat
unmoved. At laat a man sitting In
tiie next seat turned to him and aald:
"Pardon me, but are you not dis
gusted with this wretched playr
"I am. Indeed," heartily concurred
the silent one.
"Then why don't you signify your
displeasure like the rest of us7
"Well, you see. It's thla way with
me. I am here on a free ticket, and
aa I am getting something for noth
ing, I hardly feel justified In express
ing my disapproval; but I'll tell you
abat," he concluded with emphasis.
If this confounded play geta much
worse I am going out to the box office
and buy a ticket, and then I will come
bak and blaa like the reat of you."
Metropolitan Magaxlne.
After the Facta.
Aa small boy waa standing on one
of the beet library chairs and clawlne
with hla grubby handa aome of the
cholceat bindings In the bookcase, hla
progenitor entered suddenly and cried
rather sharply: "What are you do
ing at that bookcase, Wilfred H
'Trying to find the history ot the
United State, father."
"What forr
"Why, Joe Hillings, at our school,
aaya Mike Donlln played with the
Giants year before laat, and I aay he
didn't'
EASY.
The Boubrette Why ia a campaign
orator like a schoolbook publisher?
The Comedian Easy. Thoy are
both spell binders.
To Tall the Truth.
Poeton girls are not all cold.
There are women In Chicago
have small feet.
There are a few native born Amer-
can , 6t i,OUU
Also In Milwaukee.
There are a great many southern
people who don't say "Suh" and "You
all" for the singular "You."
We are personally acquainted with
several Georgians who are not col
onels. Lost
"I spent more than $5,000 on my
daughter's voice. Now she haa gone
and got married, and I suppose she
will never think of trying to sing
,n .
'jToney would have kept
J '
iirr nil. . '
fort a hie
a 1 I .l..i,nialan..i
circumstances for nearly a
year.
Feels Badly.
"A RulRy conscience needa no ac
cuser," observed the morallser.
"That'a so," assented Deacon rum
mer. "When a pillar of the church
secretea a quart bottle of whisky In
his hip pocket he imoglnea he looks
like a hunchback."
Wasted.
Mra. Flnefenther Are you taking
your husband abroad this yearf
I Mrs. Itenton No, I decided laat
I year when he Insisted upon speaking
I of the Venetian gondolas as canal
I bnata that the real charm of Europe la
I lost upon him.
Millionaire's Phlloaophy.
Tut, doctor, do you really believe
that It's harder than going through
the eye of a needle for a rich man
to enter heaven?"
"That Is what the good book tells
tis."
"Then what'i the use of trying 7"
Exchange.
a uL i
No Help.
A St. Louia traveling man, making
hia first trip through North Dakota,
woke up one May morning to find the
ground white with anow.
"For Heaven's sake," he asked the
hotel clerk disgustedly, "when do you
have summer out in thia God-forsaken
country?"
"1 don't know," replied the clerk,
"I have only been here eleven
months." Success Magazine.
Mothn will find Mrs. Window's Borthln;
"yrup tut. b-i ri-medT to uw !u UitU lulloiail
luuug tb tMttilbf prkol.
Easy Way Out.
The day was sultry, the spectators
were rentles, and the judge irritable.
"The next person," he said, "that
listurbs the order of thia court will be
ent home to stay."
"Hurrah! Hurroo!" yelled the
prisoner on trial, jumping up and
lown in the witneaa box. Success
Magazine.
IF YOU SUFFER
from a bad stomach,
inactive liver, consti
pated bowels,
you should try
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
It is absolutely
pure, safe and reli
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do the work.
TRY IT TODAY
Searohllehta Prove of Value.
The high power electric search
lights with which vessela are equip
ped oa the Great Lakes prove most
useful in the early spring; nlghU
when the water la covered with a
partially broken Ice field. By means
of the light openings are) looated,
thua often saving many hours.
Th Beautiful Women of Today.
It la a aatisfylng reflection that the
fame of the noted beauties of the day
will go down to posterity not as the ar
tificially bedecked and painted hero
ines of old. but conspicuous and cele
brated by reason of their splendid
manifestation of health, of youth, of
comeliness. ladles' Field.
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A large package only 10 cents.
Makes the clothes enow white. Less
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YOUR GROCER.
Altered His Plana.
"Papa Is going to give roe an au
tomobile for my birthday," aald the
fair young thing.
"la hef said the oall-er, surprised.
"I was thinking of that myself, but
now I shall bring you a box of
swe-sta."
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure
constipation. Constipation is the cause
of many diseases. Cure the cause and
you cure the disease. Easy to take.
Work In Harmony.
tn Drasll monkeys and parrots not (
only roost In the same trees but work 1
for mutual benefit The parrots gnaw
the big nuts loose from the tree, let
them fall In order to crack them and
the monkeys tear the husks asunder,
pnther the nuts and divide them with
the parrots.
Be Honest
TtfnnMty la also nnat of that ftmdft, I
mental prlnoiplea it never pays tc
break. If to be a good fellow meant
you are to sneak, or steal, or lie, thee
you dig a pit Into which one donkej
certainly will fall, and his nam will
be spelled Jum like yours.
Y IN Till IW1 IIIIEI
i RwlfM mr -M f bnnc fraabar, IT.
I hwCUr prwtae4 atld la it" en)ofmm I
I an uk fotr wmiw fnaJ brtr, I .
I kH.k fctttor. ww" bftiiir. brtwr Wa arU I
1 tnvm. ihntot, kthr, mmt pUn om thm f
1 ihery lb -I plaau wall rntt4 M
mke fwtd CrttaJa vfll utiaM." M
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Remedies are' Needed
Were we perfect, which we are not, medicine would
not often be needed. Hut since our systems have be
come weakened, impaired and broken down Ihroufh
indiscretions which have font on from the early sfei,
through countless generations, remedies art needed to
aid Nature in correcting our inherited and otherwise
acquired weaknesses. To reach the seat of stomach
weakness and consequent digestive troubles, there is
nothio so good aa Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dikcov.
cry, a glyceric compound, extracted from native medic
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Weak Stomsch, Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Pain in the Stomach after eating,
Heartburn, Bad Breath, Bclcking of food, Chronic Diarrhea and other Intestinal
Lterangcmcnts, the IJiscovery" is a
The genuine ham ori' Its
outside wrapper the
Signature '
Von csn't afford to accept a secret nostrum as a substitute for thia non-alcoholic,
medicine or known composition, not even though the urgent dealer may
thereby make a little bigjer profit.
Dr. Picrce'a Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate atomach, liver and
bowels. Suar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take aa candy.
Still In Fund.
Joo Rank of Atchison tells this
: story: "A colored man was charged
I with stealing $9.70. His lawyer, after
a long fight, succeeded In securing ,
bis acquittal. After the acquittal the
lawyer told the darkey that he ought
; to have some pay for hla hard work. !
1 'Have you got any money at alir In- I
quired the lowyer. 'I've atill got that
19.70,' said the negro. Kansae City
Journal.
It's Um Will
Quickly Ed
Wak. Sra xs
j Function of Religion.
"Religion within those soula whlcb
It really Invades Is one may aay
value that la unique and Infinite; at-
I trlbuted not by imagination, but by
consciousness, properly ao called, to
certain Ideas, to certain feelings, to
certain actlona with a view to ends
, which surpass humanity." B. Boa-
; trout.
Laid the Foundation.
March 24. 1311, whlcb aaw John Ja
cob Aators brlgantlne Tonquln enter
the Columbia river, waa a great data
mark In American history. Around
the fur trading post wnlch his men
established near the mouth of that
tream. close to the present Astoria,
waa built the first American settle
ment seen on th Pa h fie. Leslie's.
They Couldn't Help It
A crosseyed man in a street ear
turned around and bowed to a friend
coming; in. and almost every man in
the car bowed to him.
MV
DAUGHTER
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Ttaltimore. Md. "I send you here-'
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uaugntei Alice, wuu
was restored to
health by Lvdia E j
I'inkham's Vegeta
ble Compound. She
was pale, with dark
circles under her
eyes, weak and Irri
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and called it Oreca
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ham's Vegetable Compound was rec
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tles she lias refrained "7 health, thar.k3
to vonr medicine. I can recommend it
tor all female troubles." Mrs. L. A.
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more, Md.
ITundreds of such letters from moth
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