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trill I roiiovuuu. Piriiivii"i
Hood's Sarsaparilla
r.i II lo.l.ir lr until ll.l'iM form or
tablet, celled Saraataba.
Italy' Main Imports.
...t.-. i.ritn liml Imports ire rere-
ia -
ill raw roiton. coal, machinery, turn
er, raw illk, hides, horses, wool and
bslr. Iron, ml"""1 ". aieds, coffee,
colon alio varnisnra. mier, juiw,
molher of paurl, filtrate uf soda, paraf
t...anhata frMia. Brerlnua
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none.. o"l pulp, tobacco, railway
rara, tin, suipnaie 01 copper auu eui
,,n,ta of ammonia
n,.. w te ""'v itnuranra txmt.any
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writ I'iruciiiiMi iflimiiwiMWk vsi
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DR. II. W. FREEZE
Mrnhent' Trual Bkif., Port lend. Or
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Of CHIROPRACTIC
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peiner'j Chiropractic' Health Home
MHIBI M. (RllaUI. tt. t, hpMlinft.
775 J WiH am Avenue, Portland, Oregaaj
Tr)rmt nuraM, k tprir and tha bM
h.n'iirkctir flir in cuiwuivaiaun m mumrr emmm.
WHY PAY MORE?
! vt tM' Twt Strap V (.
Ctrriltiruir a4 hatu I'linti"
tffi him ar Ian. niuv
vaiuva, at half tin.-
$1.25
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ROYAL SHOE COMPANY
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ME YOU RUPTURED?
Try ike Wiltoi Tmu
30 DAYS FRCLI
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HIRNIA SPE:1AIRT.
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ALCOHOL
OPIUM TOIACCO
IUMII PnttMly Carol.
Onir1horiMit Kaalrr la
nut. la (itnaua. Wine
for lllMtmtad clri-v'ar,
ttin tNinran. 71 L 1 1 th a.
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CATTLE GUARD IS EFFECTIVE
Novel Davie Prevents Cow From
Wandering on Ralla and Matting
Injury.
Chlrag n The old sory about some
ono Making Ocorgn 8t i bciiaon. the In
ventor of tho locomotive, what would
happen to a trnln If a cow wandered
on the Una, to which the latter rav
pllod he would "bo very sorry for the
row," seems to have found a sym
pathetic echo In the wcatcrn atatea In
the forw of a novel mil In guard on
rallwayi, the practical utility of which
la demonstrated u the Illustration.
The device rlnltua to effectually pre
vent rattle atraylng up the railway
line and thu meeting with Injury or
death from oncoming tralna. Aa the
cow walka along the track aha meeta
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Novel Cattle Guard.
a tilting platform between tbe rail
which tlpa up aa ahe atepa upon It.
The row, Imagining her progreaa to
be barred and not endowed by nature
with a auperabundanca of Intelligence
a fart whlco the wily Inventor muat
bave borne In mind - Inatead of walk
ing round the ohntructlon proceeda to
rompllment the exceeding Ingenuity
and foreaight of tie originator by walk
ing off tbe line altog -tber.
FASHION HINTS"
Thia navy blur M-rr uit fr a
voiinu girl lnw bow rflci lively u
xlk4 ll.illr.1 Milk lll.ty l.' tlv.il f'T
c llur mid rulT tritimutiK-
Trie Conundrum Club.
It waa during the prune course at
the boarding houae breakfaat table
i The thin mnt apike:
"I've got new one thla morning
Why la a one-cent el amp like
aloopT"
"llecauae." bepan the atenogrnphct
with her eyea on the celling.
"No. tlmt'a not the ruuHon." aald
tho thin man.
"My guesa la brcauae a aale nmkf
It go," augKeetod tlu fat boarder at
the end of tbe tulilo.
"Wry good." auiil the thin man.
"but not the correct anawer."
"Well, we give It up," rame In
chum.
"Ilecnuae Ifa a single atlcker," anld
the thin man aa he begun to dodge
thing. Youkeri Slater-man.
A Long Yell.
Tbe house of the Widow rarnes, at
Hnlolt, Wla., took fire around the chim
ney In the night, and she sunt her aon
Johnnie out to cry Are and arouse the
neighbors. Johnnie's yell did the
trick, anj the fire waa put out. but be
still kept on yelling. As a matter of
fart he yelled for aeven days and
nlghta before they could quiet him.
The doctor said It was nervous at
tack, brought on by his sudden fright.
During that long week there was yell
ing enough to laat the town for Ave
years, and !j nnle will have a frog lo
hla throat for some time to couie.
The Unassertive Lletener,
"That man agreed with every oplu
Ion I expressed," saU the poIUve
womnn.
"Indeed," replied Miss Cayenne;
"he must have been very much Inter
ested or rryniurhJhored."
Build the Fence Strong.
Hulld the line fence strong enough
(O kerp your own and your neighbor's
stock on the right aldo. but do not
hnve It so high that It will prevent
vou from being neighborly
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OilE LESSON IN GEOGRAPHY
Schoolmaater, Endeavoring to Aid Pu
plla, Cata Reply From Bright Boy
That Waa Unexpected.
A arlioolmaater waa taking a clalk
of bova In eenerantiv th leaa.in be
lng the lalnnda of the world. The
boy were asked to give the name ol
any Inland which came to their mlnda
but their knowledge had reached Iti
limit, and the claaa had come to a
atandatlll bo far aa UUnda were con
cerned. "Come, boy." aald the maeter. "la
there no one here who ran give m
the name of another leland?"
Hut no anawer came from the rlas
"Now, then," aald be, "to help you
a little. 8uppoalng I were a plere of
land, and all around (pointing) wa
water. What Inland ahould I re pro
etit ?
The anawer he eiperted, of rourae.
waa. "The lale of Man." Hut a bright
boy. very eager to anawer. ald:
"I'leaM), air. the Stilly lalanda."
A Change of Mind.
"1 understand," ald Mra. Oldraatle
"that the Williamson have decided
upon a gothlc facade for their new
houae."
"Have they?" replied her boatea.
aa aha hung her 1:4.000 tiara on the
hat rack. "They mut have changed
their mlnda. then, since I wa talkln'
to them. They told me they waa goln'
to have one of theae crock Altera. "
Wlfe'a Work.
Tbe man who makes bia wife get
uu In the morning to start the flrev
at last aved enough money to buy
an automobile. One day while going
up a hill the machine stopped
"You'll have to get out and puah,
Fannie." be aald. "berauae I've got to
tay bere and guide It." Llpplncott'a
Contrary to Rule.
"80 many of the visitors at the ea
side reeort where I was staying were
complaining yesterday of tbat un
pleaaant linking feeling."
"Well, a atnklng feeling ought not
to make much headway with a float
ing population."
FULL OF BONES.
First Fish Yon need not foci so
proud, you "Old Crave Yard."
Second Fish This I an Insult!
Why do you call me an "Old Grave
Yard?"
First Fish llecauK you are full of
Do lies.
No Sympathy There.
"You have kept my nose to the
grindstone. Serepta." Soke her hus
band, nerving himself to say some
thing at least, "for fifteen years!"
"I've done more than that, Volney,"
snnpied Mrs. VlckSenn; "I bave
made you turn the grindstone."
Squirrel Aeronautics.
Mr. Muskrat Look! There
Uillle Frog In an airship.
8ocs
Mr. Jack Rabbit Yes, that flying
squirrel Is making a fortune renting
himself out for an aeroplane. Judge.
On Explanation.
"Is It true your student lodger Is
studying astronomy?"
"Well, I think he must be. He
sleeps all dny. but at night be la al
ways out." Fllegende Illntter.
Her Surroundings.
Vmi nrnmlaed to keen me In lux
urious surroundings If I would marry
you."
"Well, you hare a silk dress, haven t
you?"
Suggestive.
"Was Jimmy Jinas angry at tne re
sult of his Interview with Jenny
Jaggs' father?"
"Well, be did say he fell quite put
out."
A Prosslo Affair.
"Anything romantic about their
wedding 7
"Nothing whatever. Bbe can cook,
and be bas a Job."
Their Place.
"Where doea nature publish her
cereals?"
"1 suppose In corn magazines."
Aurora Bereatia.
According to a theory recently enun
ciated, tbe aurora boreal! Is formed of
cathode raya, emitted by the sun and
deflected by tbe terrestrial magnetic
Held In the upper at rat a of tbe atmo
sphere. The velocity of th'-se catbode
ray must be nearly equal to that of
light, and very much greater than tbe
vt-iociiy of cathode ray produced la
the laboratory, lnard conclude that
theae extremely ' lia.d ' cathode ray
are en.ltW by unknown radio-active
substatues In the sun.
Te Breal la New Sheea.
Alwaya l..k.- In AIlvuV KiMt ha, a pAwtr-r.
It iui.-h.il. aoialuiK, a.'lilh(, 1.B leet,
' litva iii, ln;r.wli,a liaila and tiiiuliilia. At
til 4ri g(ila anil ah,M ateri-a, -. lntlt aT.
iiyaiimiitMl. Caini.li-niaU-.IJKfcfc. A.I.I rea
A.leU b. UlUUted, U hor.N'. V.
The Idiot Again.
Tbe turkey waa not a very lar
one and Mr. Pedsgog' boarders L
gan to be a little anxloua on the sub
ject of Ita going around. Finally the
laat bit was distributed and tbe Idiot.
g'ancl::g at bta portion, observed tbat
he had drawa tbe neck and tbe pope's
nose. I
"Ah, Mrs Pedagog," said he, with
a genial amlle, "you are a wonder at
making both ends meat!" Llpplav '
cott
A very g'K'il ninuili waah tli.it will ,
hdnlni die Kim.a and pievi ni t lie goatli!
o' iliheaae vtrin in the riMiutli. A lw
dnp ol Iluinliin W iar.l O.I in a table-,
apijuiiliil of vin er. :
Algebra te Be Made Into Poetry. j
It Is reported that a French teacber
baa Invented a syetem for teacblag al- '
gebra In poetry. About fifty-five year
ago there was an educational ay stem I
In vogue by which a considerable
share of tbe academic curriculum waa
set to muilo and aucg by the teachers
and classea. Kvea the multiplication
table waa one of the songs, with ths
fives column as a chorus, sung to tbe
tune of "Yankee Doodle." American
Gducatlunal Review.
Too Often the Truth.
One of Abe Martin's sayings: "T'n
cle ilenry Moon, agod ninety, dropped
dead today after apllttln' six corda o'
wood. His body wus found by bis
four sons who wero returning from a
billiard tournament"
THE TFtUTH ABOUT BLUING.
Talk No. 2.
Avoid liquid bluing. Don't buy
water for bluing. All the water
contained is so much adulteration.
Glass bottles make an expensive pack
age; aulij nothing to value to con
sumer. Always ask for RED CROSS BALL
BLUE, the blue that's all blue. Makes
the laundress smile out loud. Large
package 5 cents AT 'ALL GOOD
LiROCERS.
Why Australia Has Thrived.
We believe It to be the case that
lie conditions of Australia, where re
arard le more proportionate to ability
ind effort, and less dependent than la
in old country upon birth and favor,
ead to tbe development among na
Jvea of tbe commonwealth, on tbe
tverage. of greater activity of mind
ind body than Is found among the na
Jves of the United Kingdom. British
Australaaian. 1
Cnnstition causes and aggravates
many serious diseases. It is thorough
ly cured by Dr. P erce's I'leasant Pel
lets. The' favorite family laxative.
Interpreting Our Laws.
Eileen, whose family In tbe old co'tu
:ry had known her by tbe more prosaic
name of Ellen, lost no opportunity of
promulgating all the freedoms of the
lew country that came her way. Some
times they took sn Inverted form of
banding out orders to her mistress.
'Yes'II be careful, mum, thot yes puts
ao paper In th's garbage bucket Thlm
.a orders, mum. frura th' garbage gin
tlemln." TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red. Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart Soothes K.ye Fuln. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid. 2."c,
f0c. $1.00. Murine Eye Salve In
Aseptic Tubes. 2ric. $100. Eyo Book
and Eye Advice Wee by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago,
A Way to Slip In.
"It's my opinion de millionaires
won't storm de gates o' glory, but
you'll hesr many of 'em axln' some
poor soul: 'Whar U dat crack In de
fence what I hesrn folks talklu'
'bout?'" Atlanta Constitution.
ah luniv, Aiici-iiivw .uu cw. n hi, x ni
brat remrtly for Kiiinevs, I.lvcr aud Bowels.
Krsdicalrs 1'implra, I-mptiotia snd piaordera
of the Skin, lunlirs Ihc Hlood and Rirea
Xaaa, bUcuttih ana Viur lo Uie stilus a.
FOR YEARS
Houaewivea hara used a cloth to protect their
hair white sweep in v, but not h in to protect
their I una, cauninf Irritation and in flam ma
t ton. l)ut ta both danceroua and annoyina.
You would refuae water that waa not clean,
but enntinua to breath polluted atnuapher
and never complain.
NO-PfTHT SWKEP1NO COMPOUND I
ahemically prepared, abeorb th duat and d la
ran frrma, aaven doctora' bills. Uak yuur
prernwa "duat clean' by uins 8wepinf
Compound; burn th aweepinr.
NO-DUST No, 1. fur houaehwtd ue. hi S and
10-lb can. :l6c and ue.. tracer; liVlb miJ
drum, I!. MX
NO-DI'ST Naff. f-r huatnea places. 7Mb.
dnima. r.2A: lMklb. harrela, $4.. tfiKMK bar
rela .V-.00; f. , b. Portland. Ordr by mail or
thnnitfh your urotar or drutcaist. 8nd tor
V ircular.
CRESCENT CHEMICAL CO.
62a Waahlngton St., Portland, Ore.
its
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color mora roods brtarhter and faster calara than tnvathat rive. One lOe nackaa-a colors allk. wool and cotton eaually welt
and la guaranteed to give pertect resulta.
hew to aye, Bieacn aaa tut colors.
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Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
It a positive cure lor weakneaa and diaeeseol the feminine orfaoism. It allay
inanimation, heals ulceration and soothes pain. Tone and builds up the nerve.
I'O not permit e dithonett dealer to aubttitute lor this medicine which has
record ol 40 year of cures. " No, thank you, I want what I aak for."
Or. PMrse'a feoaaet PmlMa Imdmcu mill aaturnt howl aaea-eaaewf ease a rfer-
PAINLESS DENTAL METHODS
A m ilMmarwIaH tha rfaa aatt esnert tamtiatrv ahowkj not and with Pa
Affr th amli ia all dime i h. a naht
f.rnu-r uaefuii.a-ui and beaulr. tar new Uarlh
jrijur own.
Thitwe arcomflii and she a M-vear
Wrutea OuaraHilee te e.try SJlicM.
It ua make your artificial teeth over
and react them on a rtrw aie'e ttt will
Vive your aiouih and fare ra.uial axpr
BMjn All crown and bridge attarhmenta
are hand-made te tit eiub imlivaiual
nwiutn.
SefciAt RATfSOt aiNCROSt rtSIrVAL
2 ?-k. .al I .r Wh.le Crew e . ,"
2-k Bndsr teelh. inn-lara rartl
Umu4 Set ml leelh ea Kubber flats . 1 S
II C DAIMI FvC riFMTICTC
u. J r-yii i-i.JJ vlkiuij
0:tne eoet from S tiH
Physician Said Appendicitis
Gall Stones Expelled by the Great
Kidney Preparation
I thotiKlit I wuiilil Jo you a favor an.l 1
l.'t yuii know what -Swjuip Hoot baa j
ione "o far for uie. i
About one year k I takrD i !
willi a terrible pain iu my r gbt aide.
My family physiii iao prououuerd It ap-
pe'nd l it i. Ab'itit two weeks iigo I re '
reived your Almanai' an.l read in it
about vveik kiilney, and my bn-k hurt
ing me no inm-h, I tliii(iit I would try
your Swamp limit ami to mv great
Mtonilimi-nt, after niiug one bottle, I
expelled three gill stonea, which
weighed l:t.i graiu jut tliink of it.
My kidneys are not well yet, and so I
have rnnrliiiled to continue with
Swamp Koot. Mr. Kcliwake, tbe ilrug
g'rt, tboiigiit that it never was appen
dicitis and that tbe doctor bad made a
mistake. It waa no doubt, gall stones
that caued the trouble, or they would
not have come away so soon after com
mencing with Swamp Koot.
I shall always praiae Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp Root to all those who suffer
from kidney, liver and blaiUer troubles
and am very thankful that I ever dis
covered such a worthy remedy. I feel
confident that it will cure me entirely
of all kiilnev and liver trouble.
MRS. MARY I. St'HXITTGKR,
1.102 15tb St.. and 5th Ave.,
.Vebraaka City, Neb.
rersonnllv appeared before me this
81st day ofAuguit. 1909. Mrs. Mary J.
Si-hnittger, who subscribed the above
statement and made oath that the same
is true in suhatnm-e and in fart.
A. I. YOl'XO. County Clerk.
f.ril'IS STI'TT. Deputy.
tatiar ).
nr Ulnar m C
S1nfatoa. It V
Prove What Swamp-Root Wil De for You.
Send to Dr. Kilmer k Co., Bingham
ton, X. X., for a sample bottle. It will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, tell
ing all about the kidneys and bladder.
When writing be sure and mention this
paper. For sale at all" drug stores.
I'rice fifty-cents and ojie-dollar.
Put Confidence In Nurse.
Very small experience of practice Is
needed to show that in aerioua Illness
the patlent'a friends generally aak the
nurse If she thinks the doctor "really
1 understands the case." and they are
i much influenced by her opinion and
j the manner in which she gives 1L
London Hosultal
Built to
. heaviest ammunition
with greatest
and safety.
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pan. are .ew
The breech is locked by a
as in the latest desicn ol mi
r
w jaw
r
Five smashing, one-loo blows delivered with
lightning peed of deliberate lire at need may be.
The only recou-operated rifle locking the cart
ridge in the chamber until after the bullet ha
left the muzzle.
PmJnrcir-L'fC the peu'eci shooting
combination.
' J 5nef fof Dfcrfplfn FMn
Remington Arma-Unlon Metallic Cartridge Co.
lt Breavswav. New Yeek CMr
Aak dealer, et we wtU send postpaid at
MONKOS
Backache
Is only of anany symptcma which ion womea aar
dure through weakneaa or displacement of the womanly
organe. Mra. Lizzie White ol Memphis, Tcon., wrote
lit. K. V. Pierce, aa lullows I
"At time I wee hardly able to be est any feet.
I believe I had every pain and ache woaita )
coulJ have. Had a very bad case. Internal 4
organe were very much diseased and my back f
waa very weak. I suffered a greet deal with (
nervous headaches, in fact. 1 Buffered all ever. 1
This waa my condition when I wrote to you lor
advice. Alter taking your Favorite Prescript,
lion ' lor about three months eaa say that of
health waa never better."
s
iirtta mattHMs. II
f .aict rour ewn tatfc to be raaurl te tiiear
thai aive Uie lama arvice aa healthir onea f
S.reod and Wathiiurtei. Portland. Ore
tnlirc Corner. Over Merchants Matieaiei I
; Sendeva 9 lo 1 1 A. at.
rill 1
;rw '
Wtt.
aaVaa
COFFEEcTfl
TEA SPICES
BAAINO POWDER
EXTRACTS .
JUST RIGHT
CLQSUTADEVm
f HHTFI
NETHERLANDS
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ard ehoppina diatrirt. Hoc a.-xl cold run.
nine water and telephone in every reonr
every modern conveniences In siliet
neishborhoud.
RATES 75c PER DAY UP
JonibeasI Coracr 134 tti Wuhiigtoa
Portland, Oregon.
FREE TO YOU.
A ranpk of Clovr Iaf Catarrh R inner' y, thm
bev remedy vr t-ffprni for th trcatmcai and
ivliff uf nasal catarrh and citl in th head. Ak
your drutTRvat for a f npey stonpl? and if he has not
it Bend to tia with the name of yuur riruffiru-t and
we will send it free. SUi by ail drutnrts; prW
.V eenta. Prrpami by Ckver Ltai l'harmacir.
Ckoverdale. Cai.
Dyts Givt L.lfa to Purs.
Dyd furs r?Utn their color longer
lLaa tkici wtlch bavo not beeo dyodL
P N U
UCN wHt(c todTrtiyplMMO
iButlaa tUia paper.
fortha
Game
Ouch rcufo for thy,
lyias; PangerousGfl.ua
handle the
accuracy
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a..aa ai aa ira
'1Z CARTRIDGES
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