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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 24, 1909)
ilSOBilia "I have been cuing Cascarcts for In omnia, with which I hare been afflicted for twenty years, and I con any t1ut Cas careU have given me more relict than hut other remedy I have ever tried. 1 shall certainly recommend them to my friends at being all that they are represemea. Thos. OiUard, Elgin. 111, Fteaaant, Palatahl. Potent, Taut OooJ. Do tiood. Never Sicken, SVvakra or lirtp. Wc. 2V. Sue. Never aukt In bulk. The m'O wtoe tablet atampedCCC. tiuaraatecJ to ear or your moar back. IM Prrhap. In tha lurid slure Of a sulphurous torch., 6ome day and somen here. Tha aeorvher will aeoreht Kate '!. Tonne Golljthtly (to pretty glrll Ts tha seat next to you engniseil, mia? Mlaa No; but I ami And he's m lng to Bet In at tha nest station' Comle Cur Brat Teat, "Tell ma," said tha lovelorn youth, what' tha best way to And out what a woman thinks of you?" -Marry her" replied recV-im. promptly Catholic- Time. Court of Last lleaort. "Prisoner, stand up. Have you any reason to ortrr why the ntence of the court should not ha pronounced upon you. according- to law" "Yea, your honor. I have. Mr. Com para says tha law Is unconstitutional," Oelns to lleaaaarter. "And that young man kissed you on tha Una? Why didn't you offer htra your hand?" said tha father. "O, 1 didn't have to. papa." aM the ftrl: "he's going to ask you for that!" Yonkers Statesman. HOWARD E. PfKTOS 'T ail roe"-!. Lewlv.lla. ('.. -- Si.i. l-r:..a: uiJ. il.er. bee. . l...a. fcll'er. Vs toil": K no Ctopiwr. II Mai.-.a enl.r a4 toll rrieli eeelc..erlie.li(. Oorcrx.1 a-.l .faf -e wort CRESCENT iSS A rare phintptiatt thai h eh pnerd bi:nt BAKING powders will do and d ti it better. H ta'.s tht 6uih and main Itchi er. wertrr and belle; POWDER mm t'oj. Sold Ht rto errs 25c p pouad. i you will send us yotu name and addTr, w Till srnr) you a book on fceaftb and baking powder. CFESCENT MFG. CO. Seattle, Wiu BLADDER. 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WISE IB Yesra a tyvler In I'aini LhtiUJ Work in IJw!Und Out-of-Town People Bhould rampmlwr that our fir- la m arrannrl that WK CAN DO THKIIt KNl'IKK Ci'.OAN BRIDtiE AM) 1'I.ATB WOKK IN A DAY if ne.u,ry. CO-;lTlVELY PAINLESS EX TRACTING KKEK wh t jlatMi or brt'lM arw or dl. WK KKMOVK THK MOST HHN.SIT1VB TKJtTH AND UOOTH WITHOUT THIS LEAST PAIN. 0 Bl UUKNTJi. no uncertainty. For the Next Fifteen Days We will givm you a good 22k gold or poroa- lafn cnjwn for , tt j3Tfi() 22k bridire tuatli Molar crown. , $ttjQ Gold or iiaml filllnva i.00 fcilvar filliitirs go Good rubber platja , s'og The bwt n?d rubber plaUw.. isi Pain Lena cxtrmctiuna , ,&q ALL WORK GUARANTEED 15 YEARS , Dr. W. A. Wise President and Manager The Wise Dental Co. (INC.) Third and Washington Sta. PORTLAND, OREGON ritu No. 3S-09 JHKTt writing toavdrertlaorapUaaa Mvniio inn pattr. I b-l I ttaa I m fimk 7v A r 1 r -n "V r i i I i aim 111 -I iiinaas vUAiaU HARR1MANJS DEAD Victor Id Financial Battles Loses to Grim Reaper. MIND REMAINED CLEAR TO LAST Secrecy Preserved Until Stock Mar ket Closed Time Misstated Whole Family Preeent. Arden, Sept 10. Edward H. Harri man, the greeteet organ iter of rail road the world has ever known, met the only lasting defeat of his active life at the hands of death. Secluded in his magnificent home on Tower Hill, he succumbed to an inteitinal disorder yesterday after fight against disease that will rank for sheer grit with his remarkable struggles in the financial world. The exact time of his death is known only in that limited circle of relative and associates who had shielded Mr. Harriman from all outside annoyance during his last illness. The time was given out as 3:35 p. m., but Mrs. Mary Simon Js, sister of the dead man, said last night that Mr.I Harriman died at 1 :30 p. m. Whether this spparent discrepancy has any bearing on the current belief that every effort was made to lessen the it fluem'e of the financier's death on the New York stock market is problematical. But it is significant that the time of his death, as officially announced, was just 35 minutes after trailing had ceased on the New York exchange. Mr. Harriman died peacefully and to the end his brilliant mind retained its clearness. After a relapse on Sun day he sank slowly and soon after noon yesterday there came a relapse that marked the approach of the end. His wife, two daughters and two sons, who have been constantly with him, assem bled at the bedside and a carriage was hastily dispatched for Mrs. Simonds, whose home is three miles from the Tower Hill borne. Mrs. Simonds en tered the great silf nt home in time to be present at her brother's death. She joinec the wife and children, who, with Dr. W. G. Lyle. of New York, and Orlando Harriman, a brother, and the nurses, formed a group at the bed side. Mr. Harriman will be placed at rest in the family plot at the little graveyard behind St. John Episcopal church at Arden. He will rest beside his eldest son, Edward H. Harriman, Jr., who died 22 years ago, soon after the family first came to Arden. The services will be held at 3 :30 o'clock Sunday afternoon, and, it is under stood, will be strictly private. Edward Henry Harriman will go down in history as one of the most spectacular financial geniuses, most daring stock speculators and greatest railroad magnates of his time. He was born at Hempstead, L. 1., Febru ary 25, 184S. the son of Rev. Orlando Harriman, Jr., rector of an Episcopal church in that town, founded in 1702. The early life of the future man of millions was one of great poverty. His father was a cultured but poor man, bis mother came from an old aristo cratic, but equally impecunious family of New Brunswick, N. J. Edward H. Harriman received hi early education at the district school and supplemented it by a two years' course in a boys' school under church auspices, where the sons of clergymen pa d practically nothing for their edu cation. Edward Henry Harriman began his career as clerk in a broker's office on Wall street. He showed no unusual ability and for many years gave no promise of his later brilliant develop ment. Socially he was well liked and those who knew him at that time des cribed him as a sociable young man, always full of fun. He was noted, however, for a mind of his own. What be wanted he generally obtained, but his desires and ambition were, at that time, at leant, neither very sweeping nor particularly inpjrtant How he obtained his start and the funds which enabled bim to buy a seat on the New York fctock exchange, have never ben clearly explained. The most widely accepted explanation, however was to the effect that during the famous "gold corner" engineered by Gould, Fink, Kimber and others, Edward H. Harriman plunged with all his own money and some borrowed from Squaw's Claims Settled. San Krancisco, Sept. 10. Heirs named in the will of John R. Hite, a millionaire mining man of Mariposa, Cal., have effected a settlement with his Indian widow, it was announced to day, and within a week more than $6, 000,000 will be distributed. Hite was a pioneer in the California gold fields and married an Indian woman, from whom he afterwards separated, making an allowance for her maintenance. She wag not provided for in his will and the contest followed at his death. The suit was compromised for $100,000. Coat Land Thieves Arrested. New York. Sept. 10. Rufus Ireland. George Dally, Frank T. Wells and Wil- berforce bully are under arrest here charged with conspiracy to defraud the united states government out of 1.760 acres of coal lands in Wyoming, near Lander. All are held under 1500 bail. Thfy wer indicted on May 21 in the Federal district court of Wyoming. along with a number of others, for al leged land frauds committed in that slate. It is alleged that the defend ants got possession of the coal land by employing dummies. Suffering Follows Floods. Mnnfarou M..vl... C , in r lieving that the people in the outlying districts are facing starvation and death as a result of the raging waters, several expeditions ers being formed here todav to an in thair roll A priest arriving from Ascension states that the town and its population of 2, 000 souls have entirely disappeared. ine people nave tied to the h a nrt have perished, eithur in tha from hunger. hi brother Orlando, and cleared enough to buy himself, in August, 1870, a seat on tha New i ork stock exchange. Young Harriman married early in life and married very well. His wife was Miss Mary Averell, of Rcchester, N. Y., whose father was a capitalist and a successful railroad man. For a number of years the broker firm of E. H. Harriman 4 Co. did a thriving business on Wall street, (pec ulating with Its own fund and execut Ing commission for the Vanderbilts and other wealthy capitalist clients. It was not until 1883 that E. 11. Harri man came actively Into the railroad field. At that time he had become known as a capitalist, one of the few who hsd gathered together a great for tune in the ten trouble year between 1870 and 1880. He was credited with having in hi strong bos a fair list of stock he had picked up at extremely low price during the various panics. Along in 1883 be was elected a di rector of the Illinois Central railroad, Whether Mr. Harriman entered the railroad field in accordance with an al ready matured plan of hi or whether hi accidental acquaintance with rail road matter auggeated to him the enormous possibilities of acquiring the control of large railroad systems, is not definitely known. At all events, Mr. Harriman's entry into the direct orate of the Illinois Central railroad marked the beginning of his career as a manipulator of railrorad stocks and reorgamter of raiload system which, in the course of 10 or 15 years made him one of the greatest railroad kings ever known in the United State and placed him in control of more than 64, 000 mile of water transportation line and of railroad lines of an estimated length of 27.000 miles. The railroad included in the Harri' man system were of sufficient mileage to reach more than two and one-half times arouod the globe. They com prised the following: Union Pacific, Southern Pacific, Ore gon Short Line, Oregon Railroad & Navigation company, Illinois Central, Georgia Central, Baltimore A Ohio, Delaware & Hudson, Erie, New York Central, Pere Marquette, San Pedro, Lea Angeles Salt Lake, St Joseph & Grand Island, St Paul A Northwestern. Harriman was in addition the bead of four steamship companies, one of which operates steamers across the Pa cific. He was also in the directorate of the Well Fargo Express company, the Western Union Telegraph company, the Colorado Fuel Iran, The Guatan tee Trust and the Equitable companies of New lork, the National City bank and 31 other corporations. GENERAL CORBIN DEAD. Noted Army Man Passes Awsy After Lorg Illness. New York. Sept 9. Lieutenant General Henry C. Corbindied in Roose velt bospoital in this city yesterday after an operation for a renal disorder. General Corbin would have been 67 year old in a few day. Mrs. Corbin and ex-Governor Myron T. Herrick were at his bedside when death occurr ed. He had been ill for two years. Accompanied by Mrs. Corbin and his daughter, Mrs. Parsons, of Ardsley, N. Y., he went to Carlsbad for treat ment on June 12 last The 'water there appeared to have improved his condition after two weeks' stay, and he returned to England, where his former trouble recurred and be went to Paris to consult physician. The trouble de veloped more seriously while in Paris, and be determined to return to Ameri ca. J. G. Scbmidlapp, of Cincinnati, met him in Paris and with Mrs. Corbin they sailed for New York on the steam er Rotterdam, whicb arrived here Sun day. The general was taken to the Hotel Martinique in this city, and Dr. Frank Erdwurm was summoned. 1 he physicians advised that General Corbin be removed to the Roosevelt hospital, and he was taken there on Monday. The operstion was performed Tuesday morning by Dr. Lauceus Hotchkiss. Englishmen See the Joke. London, Sept 9. The morning pa per apparently consider that the Polar controversy has pasaed the stage where serious comment will prove any useful purpose. All statements from either side tending to throw light on the dis puted points are printed in full, but most of the papers either refrain from making editorial comment or confine themselves to a few semi-humorous re marks. The Daily News points out the complete unreliability of evidenc from Eskimos, who are likely to say anything calculated to please. Paris Press is Skeptical. Paris, Sept. 9. The press of Paris was today absorbed in the rival claims of Dr. Cook and Commander Peary, and there is a noticeable drift of op n ion in the direction that Dr. Cook will have difficulty in proving the validity of his claim in the face of the story of an experienced explorer like Peary, Virtually all the newspapers agree that Dr. Cook has passed into the back ground since Peary entered upon the seen and some of them declare that since Peary' appearance he will be doubted more than ever. Both Stories Undoubted Rome, Sept 9. Commander Cagni, who was with the Duke of Abruzzi on hi Polar expedition, said today : "Tha Peary would reach the Pole one day I never doubted, nor have I doubts as to the sincerity of Dr. Cook. The doubts with regard to Cook arise from tht vagueness of his first statements, the misunderstanding regarding the Polar temperature, the position of the newly discovered land and his apparent lack pof preparation for the expedition." Otter Hunting is Stopped. Victoria, B. C, Sept 10. Word has been received by the Victoria Healing company that tha sealing schoonar Thorns V, Bayard, which baa been in Behring sea hunting for sea otter, has been orderd from the hunting grounds by United State revenue cutter. As hunting for sea otter is not prohibited, protest will be made to Ottawa with a view to having representation made to Washington. Wellman Give Up Dash. Christiana, Sept 9. -A special dis patch from Tromsoe says that Walter Wellman ha instructed his agent to flo xl or . arrange for the return of all the explor er' property from Virgo bay. TAFT PACKS HIS GRIP All Is Ready for Start on Long Western Tour. EXECUTIVE OFFICES ARE CLOSED does to Boston by Motor and Offi cial Trip Start From There Chicago Next Stop. . Beverly, Mas., Sept 14. Presi dent Taft gave up his golf game and all official business yesterday and de voted himself to preparing for the long Western trip, which will really have it beginning when he motor into Boa- ton this afternoon to attend a chamber of commerce banquet The president will pas the night in Boston, leaving there for Chicago at 10 a. m. Wednes day. Mrs. Taft exp.-ct to remain in Heverly until November 12, when the president plans to arrive here to take her back to Washington. The execu tive office will close after the presi dent leave Beverly. With the assistance of two servants the president packed hi numerous grip and trunk. The president also was busy yester day assembling the numerous paper, document and reference book which he will need in the preparation of hi manuscript Secretary Carpenter had collected most of these and it was the president' task to reviseathe list The president had no official engagement. Oscar Lawlor, assistant attorney general of the Interior department was at Beverly and his presence led to a renewal of the report that the presi dent may have something to say on the Ballinger-Piuchot controversy before he leaves for Boston. LOVETT IS HEAD. Elected Chairman Union Pacific Ex ecutive Committee. New York, Sep. 14. Ex-Judge Rob ert S. Lovett chief counsel for the Union Pacific railroad, was yesterday elected chairman of the executive com mittee of the company, thereby be coming the successor of Edward 1!. Harriman in the control of the vast railroad and steamship systems whicTi the Saucier built up. The Union Pa cific still remains without a president as Mr. Harriman occupied this positior. also. It is understood, however, that an operating man, probably L. F. Loree, president of the Delaware St Hudson, will be elected to the place at the annual meeting of the stockholders October 12. At the same meeting where Mr. Lovett was elected to the chief execu tive position of the keystone road of the Harriman fyatem. William Rocke feller and Jacob H. Schiff were elected members of the board of directors of the Union Pacific and were also ap pointed members of the executive com mittee. Messrs. Schiff and Rocke feller succeed Mr. Harriman and the late Henry H. Rogers as member of the board. WOULD DIVIDE CALIFORNIA. People of South Propose New Stan Because Taxes High. Lo Angeles, Sept 14. The South California State league was made a permanent organization at a mast meeting of citizen of Lu Angeles, ir Symphony hall today, with George N Black as president and Herbert Bur detti- and B. A. Stephens as serectares. The meeting was called by the. Lo Angeles Realty board to offer a protest against the recent action of the stat board of equalization in raising the as sessed valuation of the property of this county. Many of those present at the meeting today wore badges inscribed "South California State League." The wearing of these badges and many of the speeches made reflected strong sentiment in favor of state divi sion, and this was later crystallized in a set of resolutions passed by the meet- Fire Rage in Sierras. Los Angeles, Sept 14. Answering calls from the Hill region about Pasa dena, every ranger in this district If out tonight with squads of volunteers, fighting four forest fires that art threatening the San Gabriel watershed. The worst fire i devastating the north slope of Mount Pacific, the higheet point in the second tier of the Sierrs Madre range. Reports from Mount Wilson say that tbe fire is the worst in several years, and Supervisor Charl ton has been notified that the water shed is in serious danger. Opium Hidden Among Fish. Marysville, Sept 14. Having re ceived information that a large quan tity of opium was being smuggled her from San Francisco, the police placid a watch on a Chinese store which was suspected. Officer Burroughs remained in hiding for five hours last night and finally wa rewarded by eatohlrg seve ral Chinese in the act of receiving package marked "fish" from Wells, Fargo & Co. express. The men were arrested and the package was seized (t proved to contain a large amount of opium hidden among fish. Immigrant Good Citizen. Chicago, Sept. 14, "The immigrant is a better American than the Ameri can himcelf. He has learned by ex perience in his native land to appreci ate the freedom and advantage of the United State. He can understand tht free life which the American takes merely as an individual." Dr. David Blauatein, superintendent of the Chi cago Hebrew Institute, speaking on America and the immigrant thus ex pressed himself yesterday. Knife for Governor Johnson. St. Paul. Minn., Sept 14. Governor John A. Johnson will go to Rochester, Minn., thl afternoon to undergo an other operation as the result of an operation for appendicitis several years ago, which left several painful ab scesses. FARMERS TO KEEP RECORDS. Census Director Durand' Appaal tor Accurate Farm Data. Washington, Sept It. I " uggitd by U. 8. Census Director Durand to the farmers all over the country that the work of securing ac curate returns at the coming censu of agriculture will be greatly facilitated if the farmer will keep or provide some sort of written record of their farm operation during the year. 1909. Thi effort to ecur the farmer per sonal co-operation i but one of a num ber of ways and mean chosen by Di rector Durand In the effort to secure an accurate, expeditious and econom ical census concerning imputation, agri culture, manufactures, mines and quar ries, which are the subjects of Inquiry defined In the census law. Notwithstanding tha value of the population returrn for the political purpose of reapportioning representa tion in the congress of the United State Jand of the ttlstical inforni tion derived from an analysis of the population details, the census of agri culture, of all the subject in the cen sus law, is regarded a of the greatest importance. In 1900 the census found 5.739,667 farms, an increase of 1,175,01(5 over the total for 1890. The 1890 figures were 655,734 higher than the number of farms counted in the 1880 censu. Taking the increase between 1890 ai d 1900 and adding that number to the total reported for 1900, an estimated or approximate number of farm exist ing at the time of the thirteenth cen sus may be ascertained ; the process of calculation being that called "arith metical progression," the method chos en by the majority of statisticians and also used by the census bureau. Therefore the 1910 total should reach 5.914,673, or roughly, about 6,000,000 farms, which is ths number estimated by Chief Statistician Powers. There were 10,433,188 males and female over 10 years of age June 1, 1900, en gaged in agricultural pursuits. Prof. Power believe the 1910 censu will well that number to the extent of sev eral millions. In order that the farmers may begin at once, Director Durand indicates as follows, what operations are to be re corded, although the schedule is still in incomplete shape: " Each person in charge of a farm will be asked to state the acreage ami value of his farm ; that is. the Bf rest; and value of the land kept and culti vated by him; also the area of land in bis farm covered with woodland; and finally, that which is utilized for specified larm purpose. "Each farmer will be asked to give the acreage, quantity produce! and value of each crop, including grains, hay, vegetables, fruits, cotton, tobac co, etc, raised on the farm In the sea son of 1409. "Each farmer will be asked to re port the number and value of all do mestic animals, poultry, and swarms of bees on the farm April 15, 1910; also the number and value of young animals, such as calves, colts, lamb, pig; and of young fowls, such as -hickena, turkeys, ducks, etc., raised on the farm in 1909. He will be fur ther asked to state the number and kind of animals told during 1909 and the re ceipt for such sales, the num'er pur chased and the amount paid therefor; and also the number slaughtered ful food an I the value of such animals, "The law require a report of the number of cows kept for dairy purposes in 1909, and the total estimated amount of milk produced en the farm; also the amount of butter and cheese Sold snd the amount received from aurb sale. The census will seek to ascer tain the quantity and value of all eggs, honey and wax produced on the farm in 1909. "Of the expenditi rs of the farm, the census schedule w II call for a state ment of the amount pid farm labor; the amount paid for feid for live stock; and the amount expended for fertiliz ers in 1910. The information reported on the ag ricultural schedule will not be used as a basis of taxation or communicated to any assessor. Director Durand wants the farmers to keep books this yesr so that guess work and recollections will be elimin ated as far as possible. Carried $20,000 Supplies. Gloucester, Mass., Sept. 11. The chooner John R. Bradley, on which Dr. Frederick A. Cook made his trip to the Arctic, carried more than $20, 000 worth of supplies, Including pern mican and wood brought from the West and especially suitable for ledges. This statement was made today by Benjamin A. Smith, who out fiitted the vessel. Mr. Smith said that Captain llartlett remarked that it looked like a long trip to the Arctic, i tie recalled also that great secrecy was maintained during the outfitting. Too Much One-Man Power. Paris, Sept. 1 1. Commenting on the death of Mr. Harriman, the evening paper pay tribute to hi enormous ' achievements, but are dumbfounded j that such influence could be concen trated in th hands of a single indi vidual, "In France we are unable to understand," one paper says, "that the j life and death of a single man can not only create a revolution in Wall street, I but affect Europe. Fortunately Paris ' i only lightly affected, despite the ' effort to subordinate tbe market to ' American influence." Sua Cash Register Trust. Columbus, Ohio, Sept. H. Attor ney General Denmsn brought quo war ranto proceedinira airainat tha Ntl,.ni Cash Register company, at Dayton, ! Ohio, asking that it may be ouated from it charier, that a receiver be ap- j pointed and that its assets be distrib-' Uted among tue stockholders. The petition alleges Illegal restraint of trade, combinations to nrevent enm,u.. ! tltlon, and misapplication of funds in the carryingout of unlawful business, j Mining Congress to Meat. Goldfleld, Nev., Sept 11. The1 United .States, Canada and Mexico will be represented bv about 2. mm hi gates to the American Mlnlnircon. gross, which will hold it 12th annual session in this city September 27 to October 2. Twenty-five political sub I divisions of this "j i-iuuiiiir Alaikii, will have representation, BB Al.t'OIUll, 3 Fait vi'ti'v' AMt)rlatHV IVrpirtflunGrAs slmll;ilii!a'rM..TrtlWit lliilieSiiiautiBmullkiwfhi nwjvu'fi.imiio ni.wLutrVtvfiai ny.ss umi IVMl'anldillSBrlBaT OiHiiiu.Mitrihliw isXrtanl. V .tar- rtVIH WM iuiiv" in WaVW JaViaaftr JMift- At'.'laaMtMs )aM W Wa,". aitnwi k fifr r i Rfmrdv for fbrnflsi lion . Sour SUich.l)lrrb Worms onvulswiw jrmua racSuiata Sijnanst t KEW YORK. Rsact Copy of Wrapper. B7J aa a I'lele i a. "Tou want lu dlvort o ) mir hiiitntr Vow s.iy iu tniiot si! WHt evi dence mn uu vt ln.oiipliUilil of unit'or" 'Vh. I 't ilhr " doesn't. "- H'f- Ha llra, Titiim." '-t !! l-' lr nf th frosrul'tiy cUaa. "wllAl tl )t! Under aluii.t l.y lli v..rn I'-ll'" never hear. I ". intam," an sere. T.'itimv Tucker. ' Maw ivS use a plaal.ir " II u I i.l la -a !.. "Toil kiiuw the nr'ixt we met Ust aunumr who liaaicit a ( his fumllr c i.iine, 1 1 .i Were an ft his pic ture IllHlST" "Nrt. hut hi aramtfjliier " littltliiH'ra American ll,U,J l.e.eetallr. "Mlnnlo. di.ln'l your faiher mk ftias when ymi ahota.il hliil that 41 muml rlii anil t"M h'm t'lareme lave ll to yuu" "Nut a Ml. All h anlil Ha. "Who? That inaienill. anl little hm hte th ua"" l-raefleftllr -. same, afis Kavtiier im M l atttr. kel milk? Mrs t'roaswsy- I aake.1 tha milkman Shout that, nnj ha a.l.t Ihey hiail to keep Ih re a In th ,rn, of ruutM, bill lhr fed thain fre.h hay. and that Jut al'out (Its aama Hunt, yna know Thl Is a I lb. I. "Why do ao many wmnen ret their ehlna on their hamla when tl.y era trvlii- to Ihlnk " "To hold their mmilh aluit ao thai lhy wont iliaturo themive" C!avUlld Leader Ilia lew. "Elm nifi, ran I peak to your typewriter a moment?" "You raiinnt: alie'a rnxiiKwl " "That's all right; I'm the fellow she etiKtiitrd to."- New Orleans Tillies Ilemnerat Special nrrli.a ml lata Sloe. Clerk-- Hero I eutuothliif Haw In rltantiK illahea CtiStoiuer What ! Its apeclal fea ture? Cltrk It produces only nightmare that ar perfectly nentle.Jmlg. It a Heavy, "My boy, here th i,n fir you Hour from lo lo 1. Hatiirdny from 10 to 12, wurk (emeel and lU'ht; ex perience unnm eaaary; alry. 1100 per week, .,w dea that ami you?" "'i'wan! I ain't -.! n.i I'.n.ooo to In vaat In the hualnea "- Houston l lin.n-Ir-ln, 'wc'ia'iisaiaasisr1 wistf CAsronr. THE CRY FOR CREAM l r.,l.nlly ,,erea.lnir I Mr rreanory oanpanlM ar anMUnUr en th ! 4 ' off .-rlii k..i ,rlrea A rr.al many dairyman ar burin rtw cow Inataad ' inrlnS In ! all Ih. I.r.rflt. tnaalhl nut uf thoa ih.y now have. Thv m to think "I1 " Ilia! !hy ean d., la lo run Ih milk thr-aix a mmm narl. new ei.lPin l' nmrtlw whether tha rre.ii, ,triw fc, ,g ,u jul, M (, .hH, f i, an nkl-laahlenal. o.lt-- We have a Dealer in your lown. He is a good man to know For Infants and Chllrlran The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars the Signature of IM Hanaa eaeaawa. aa t attv. Ta t are Hula, "Waiter, set me a ncwaiMper nan Mil my yawns; this rumen i m sun. i.l," "Ye itilaa; I'll brin th largest ran find."" t'lsml Itlnetier, Mehr will Sad Mt. Wini'a SWtataa y.U. U al ramad- ! Hw tu (kail caikUs aa-iMf lit iaii ywrtu-l, ttalelat. Mr Church My hihan duln t f to hi club for two itiuntbs slier were Biarrtwl, Mr, tiolhatu -Mill ltt th day sfier were marrlad. "Oh. well, t didn't do my oa root In, tell know Vonkar Slalsautaa. Petlct It Halve for Sic. Hellevea tirrd eye, nuhkly stop eye acWs, congested. Inflamed ami rum. mon wre eye, All drunk'!"1 of Howard llrua., HuffaUi, N. Y. wl4 ! tell Swawar. -"What Huaann. (alii; to leave m trlalined the ldy to her Krem-h rtiald, who "invaluable," "ijolm li at murriedr Tb nt uneiieted,- "Oul. madam but t not ai fault," reHml4 th maid. a-!..-l. catty. ' Kct was only at mil I sal your propviwd t In-"-. I'l.ilailvl. phia inquirer A lilt! bottle of Hamlin Wli.rd Oil i a medicine cht In tttf. It can be applied In a larger number ef painful ailment than any other rem edy known. Aal Twa Mac. letter Carrier Kainy wthf, farmer. r-rm.r- T; our boarders ar all klckln. I. C They can't bkm you fur tk wealhrf, F n't. h? Ooah, eim ft 'r e.m to think I ought to furniah mtan llM nlahta - Ihnnm Tron. rlpt. fare Wtale !. Allen tf.tf :m la a eeyiain rurfnf e"t. wel(lif.ctli. ee-d tr.eien. -Mli lert. ty all ImigsLle I'riee .'V, l"n I aecl'l aiif .. ,1-1 I. lie Trial reek:- till.C lilr) AiUH)H,l)lUMIe. Im liy, .V X At the stM-bterSe. Vlsllor-I have al uti.lrrnlooa the only thing you couldn't u th xiiteal from the h.? Manager It u-d h so. but th tariff agnation slarlnl, w hsr an ununited demand for the iual from th Infant lndutrl. W serve it In the phonograplia I'uck. Croutons for soup ' """" "' mod by culling lle bread about half an Inch thick, buttering It llib'klr birth side, culling In half-Inch siur and baking In th oven unill !' dale w rriewv maahlM It ran I all o oui. terra! -11 waan'l Intended to. Y'ir dairy fre, Sta ean b. Inarwaaad front I to ar eanl W th ua of A NEW IOWA CREAM SEPARATOR The defaran that he wun rnlili kr tk three kv. e.p..ll,.i. Ht. l-0. IWllaral strjl Jameamwn, Slid haa tha rrtramenl ' Ilia leadlne dairy eiperla. lie uae mearw tne Bavin f eeal amount or ""'"J; It aim nieana that rntir ereeoi niakaa llir buttav and never ha I hat aeeeran- ' "" (Hilar Ui rream akimmed b nth we'"i 1 hie la becauae Ih b I an aallr ' and never henarwa eh.ike.1 ua with nil" dirt. Anrnns n.any adventee-e are - walat-low eunidV MU enakewl "" id- otiersMVmi adlualahla eralia; nearanee: Inlerehaeaealile parte; ele 1 1 ' 1'HHrilVKI.Y TIIK tlMiHMT HKIMMfca ON TitK MAIIKKT, Send frw aalak" Moat templet Km of Agrkultufitl Implement and Vehicles on Ih Coast. Pri.es ami Good Right PORTLAND OKfOON SPOKANE BOISE SALEM m iir aW AjjK Use U' For Over Thirty Years Ml sen