The Oregon mist., April 23, 1909, Image 4

The Best Spring Medicine
It i. a. uy to prov. tUt Hood'. S.r,.P.rill. i. th. best spring d.
hJSSid, aeviaU,ed condition of th. bkd; d Hood . Sapanl!.
lines, .urines and revitalise, th. blood no other med.ctn.
It U tb. most effecliv. of .U blood mcd.cme..
Th.r. i. Solid Foundation for this claim, in the more than 40,000 test.
oni" of radical and permanent d-u d two
put, this record being unparalleled m medical h.storj.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
r,,r. .11 snrine humors alt eruptions, clears the complexion, create, an
Baalaees Preawaltlasj.
Tour honor," said the convicted beg-
jar, "can t you change my sentence of
imprisonment to a finer
-Suppose I m" sald ,h JU,lE
-where would you set tb money to
pay
Oh," replied the ft b "l could beg
. llttla every day till I had enough.
Coaeaopolltaa.
Confused Young Man Why. Mist
Bella, I I scarcely expected t meet you
at a roller skating rink.
sir.l'eied Young woman I m
at all astonished at meeting yon. Mr.
Bmiley. AH sorts of P1 com h,r,
Chicago Tribune.
Coalda't Kaol Jahaar.
Widow Jonea How would my little
Johnny like a new papa?
Johnny (aged 5) Ob. you neednt
ahove the responsibility on to me, ma!
It Isn't a new papa for me, but a new
husband for yourself, that you are
thinking of. Boston Transcript
nTjanUT caret by tor. .lea-a Oreat Serie Re.
atorer See tor rati V"!
Or. B, a. aUiae, Li. au area nmao.p
laoil the lltra Set.
Mrs. Hlghuppe Cncle Henry la to
tupldty plebeian. Really, I am exas
perated every time he calls.
Mr. HigUuppe In what way, my
fear?
Mrs. Hlghuppe Why he always asks
If our baby cries. As If we had one of
those old-fashioned babies!
Wkr Taera la Sa Mark Crlsa.
"Hello !"
"Hello !"
"Sav, central, you gave mt tht wrong
aumbe'r. 1 didn't want Uwowood 1
doable 8 double 7. I wanted Woodkea 1
eouble 7 doubl "
"All right : I'll ring 'em again.
o Exact Eqatvaleat.
"It would be correct to ay. then, that
yon are on the water wigon. wouldn't
itT' asked the reporter.
"No." said the distinguisher actor:
"that hard! j exprwws it. I have merely
quit drinking coffee and taken to more
aeolesome beverages. lou migni sa;
perhaps, that I am on the milk wagon.
vo,t. mm flnrt Wra. WIniloWa Boothlsa
yrap lJi- b. it rvmedT to use lur inalr caiidraa
suricg iaa ueauuus
Prcaaaiare,
Tha era of universal peace had dawned.
"How delightful! exclaimed the sut-
fraiettes. "Then will be no opposition
aaar to our demands for the ballot
Inatantlr nniversal war broka loose
again.
Hot a Rcsalar Xtaira4.
Employer You'd like to go ajid spend
a week with friends in the country, would
you, Roger?
Office Boj Yes, sir.
Employer What'a your uttle gima
ow, Roger?
Office Boy Rabbits, sir.
Aaaplr Qnaliaea.
Fanner Honk Hear ye are goln' to
aend you son to college, Eben?
Farmer Bornklcker Don't aee any
reason why I shouldn't he's too dum
lazy to work, has too much hair, and
can yell so's you ran bear bim 'moat
mile. The Circle.
SORE EYES, weak, inflamed, red,
watery and swollen eyes, use PETT
IT'S EYE SALVE. All druggista or
Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Aar (haoae aa Iaoprovaaaeat.
Photographer Is that the moat pleae
ftnr exprton you can asumt?
Sitter Yes, sir.
Photographer Then, for heaven's take,'
glare ferociously at me!
Prellmlaarr.
"Mrs. McGoozle, your husband It a tla
gularly gifted man. It's a wonder to mt
that he isn't on the lecturt platform."
"I think he contemplates taking to that
aomt day. In fact, he hat been lecturing
In a desultory sort of way, Just for prac
tice, for the last ten years."
"Why, where. Mrs. Mdiooile?"
"At home. I'm the audience."
Restorative
I Recipe for Men
This will prove . welcome bit of Information
for all those who are overworked, aloomr. da
spundent. nervous, and have treDiblina lifnba,
heart palpitation, dizzineas. cold eztrematiea. In
somnia, fear without cauae, timidity in venturing
and general inability to act naturally and ration
ally as othera do. because tha treatment can be
prepared secretly at home and aken without any
one's knowledge.
If tha readerdecides to try It. get three ounces
of ordinary syrup Hsr-apariiU compound and ona
eunce compound fluid balmwort: mix. and let
stand two h"ur; then get one ounce compound
essence eardiol and one ounce tincture esdomene
compound (not ca-damoml; mix all fejgeiher, j
shsko well and take a temspootiful after each
Kami and ona when retiring.
Inatda lllalory.
Indignant Wife What's the use of my
saying anything to you, John? It goes
la at on. ear and out at the other !
Provoking Husband Not always, Ma
ria. When you say anything worth mind
ing I stop it on the way through.
Waited.
"So you want to earn enough fo buy
yon a dinner, eh?"
"Yes, boss."
"I wish you hsd com around here
half an hour ago."
"I did, boss."
"Well, there wa. a ton of coal to
be carried In then; why didn't you
knock r
"I een de coal." Houston Post
APilP
At tea .ekook
r Wh.i'a Wordsworth-
Shaggv Haired Pupil (interrupting)
A dollar apiece! Any living ex-IT
dent's.
alaaoat laeapaellateel.
A colouel In General I-ee's dlvlalon la
tba late Civil War sometime. Indulged
In more applet s tnan was goou tor
him. Passing him one evening, leaning
. . . n
urainst a tree, the general aaui : uoou
evening. Colonel. Orue over to my
tent for a moment, please." " 'Seus
me. gg-en'ral, a-s-vuse me. repueu
nolonel. "If. "bout all I can do May
where I m.'
Sareaeaa. '
riHilai .a.
"TV hoie." said the spokesman o
the committee, "to enlist your support
In favor of a clean stage."
"You have it," responded the theat
rical manager, heartily. "Why. almost
everr one of my plays open, with
irlrl dusting everything in eiguu
Philadelphia Ledger.
a ta,a Paat.
n.,hm H.vl had iust handed back halt
the contents of the slenaer purse ue ua
taken from the lilainly dreaaea iravrirr.
if .ra a rirl man. DC sam, i a
soak you for the whole of it. but I m no
hor: I exact only what I think the traffic
ill hiutr "
For Robin Hood, witn all nit tauus.
iu-e.1 faithfully ud to his idea of what a
graduated income tax ougbt to oe.
Uettlaa It Rlatkt.
Thev asked him if his name was lantt,
InH merri lv the hia man laughed.
"Whv. no." he said; "my name is Taft,
Which, ai vou will find by consulting tue
various dictionaries ana paying
nartictilsr attention to the marks
indicating the correct pronuncia
tion of the words therein,
Almost, if not quite, rhymes wita raiu
Chicato Tribune.
I'acla Jerrr.
At a general thing." observed Cncle
Jerry Peebles, I believe in letlin wom
en have whatever tbey want : out woD
I ee on of 'em aoin' around with a
spring hat on her head that looks like
an old-fashioned beehive that'a been
tarred and feathered and then strue oy
liihtnine. I berin to wonder, by Ueorge,
if it would be safe to trust her with the
ballot !" Chicago Tribune.
Tha sioaiiarttr.
rra Runner Henry, you would per-
sist tu calling that last cook a vlalon.
There was nothing pretty aooui ner.
Mr. Gunner Not at all.
Mrs. Gunner Then why did you call
her a vision?
Mr. Gunner Because visions fad.
away. Sue rem.noea om i uj
SaaBlrloaa ( Irrsaalssee.
The arocer had warranted tha staple
airiin to be the real "Hi
lt doesn t tte use any roapia airui.
I r hnnrht." said the customer, woo
had just sampled it, "and 1 strongly sus
pect "
"Sirr said the indianant gracer.
I strongly suspect, in tplte of your
gtiaranty, tiat it's genuine.'
Nol teal.
"Why," asked the critic, impatient
ly, "do- you have your orchestra play
music durinir the pathetic scenes? Do
you imagine it helps (he effect?"
"No," siiKwereil the manager, "but
It keeps the a'tors from bearing the
audience Iiiueh and rough and make
fool remark.." Cleveland leader.
Hcresit,
"I'm going to gK evr-n with all the
phonograph fiends In our flat."
"How so?''
"Give my kids snore drums for
Christmas." Detroit Frf-e l'resa.
Fa.lluaeal at a Propfcerr.
Hannibal, the illustrious general, driv
en to despair by his enemies, bad taken
poison and had laid himself down to die.
"Anyhow, he said, "my name will
live in history."
His foresight was unerring.
Two thousand years later a town in
Missouri was named in bis honor. Chi
cago Tribune.
Of a DIBTereat Oplnloa Jloer.
"You are charged with larceny. Are
you guilty or not guiliy?"
"Not guilty, juiiire. I rhougbt I was.
but I've been talkin' to my lawyer, an'
he's convinced me that I ain't." Chicago
Tribune.
Tka Wlaler of Ilia
"What', the iiiatti-r?
IMacaafaat.
Aren't your
pictures a .uccetts?"
"No."
"Hut the papers say they art full
of waruitb."
"That' it; tlicy are all Arctic
cenes." Houston rout.
Telegraph Pulaa.
Marker l ine automobile, Coggwood.
What do you call it?
t'oggwood Peary.
Harker After the arctic explorer,
eh? And why?
Coggwood lity-niise It I. alway. mak
ing a dash for the pole.
Her C'oaetllolloaal Rlakt.
Gladys So you've sent Herbert about
bit business, have you?
ilaybelle Yes; but I have since used
the er retail on bim. Chicago Trib
une, f oaclaelr . latest.
Mrs. Ferguson George, what are tht
seven deadly sins?
Mr. Kerguson Being a candidate for
any office.
Ei
flavoring ated the suae as Iraoa or vaiif!!.
B.Ti'M?!,'n arsnulsted sugar in water ani
uuiiik aivKuw, a uriiciooa array is maae ana
a syrup better thss maple, iiapteinaissoidbr
grocers. If not send 3e for 2 as. bottle ana
tecipebook. CraacaMMfg.Ca..Saattla.Wa.
REPORT ABDICATION
Abdul Harold Said to Have Given
Up Turkish Throne.
CAPITAL IS FULL OF RUMORS
Abdication of Sultan Cannot B Af
firmed, but Appear, to B
Not Improbable.
Constantinople. April 20. With the
Constitutional army steadily enveloping
his capital and demanding but head,
with a trarriaon un wiling to defend him,
and with a cabinet ready to surrender
to the demamia of the patriot army,
Sultan Abdul Hamid ia reported to
have abdicated and tied on a warship or
aouo-ht refuse in a foreign embassy
The report that the sultan nan abdi
cated caused the greatest excitement
- . t , . i. : ... l i r,..m , A nimnr
t o BU,Un on m wrehip
followed'clowsIv on th.t 0( hia abdica-
lub louurca v iiini... .
. neithe, confirmed
, crowds gathered at the British
erob4lssy. where other reports had it
yt the sultan had taken refuge, and
thl wer .cor?. 0f inouiriee at the
Russian embassy concerning the truth
of the rumor that the sultan waa umwr
the protection of Russia on on. of tu
guardshipe. At both of these emoaa-
a a all know edffcoi inesuiian a move
ment, was denied and the Turkish For
eign office gave . strong denial of the
rumors.
The abdication of Abdul Hamid, how
ever, appear, to oe noi impnnuii
. . ; 1 l.l-
and it appears that within a day or two
th Constiuttionalist. may accept as
his successor Prince YussefT lizedin,
the eldest son of the late sultan, who
i. second in line, .s they .re strongly
displeased with Abdul Hamid a atti
tude.
Tha Constitutional forces sent out
small parties to reconnoiter thia after
noon, and at 7 o'clock in me evening
they were within sight of the gates of
Constantinople. They encountered no
resistance, nor does resistance seem
likely, unless it is at the palace. The
headquartera of the Constitutionalist
army ia at Dedegatich, and General
Husni Pasha s forces, wnicn now num
ber between 20,000 and 30,000, occupy
a range of hills about 20 mile, from
the capital.
LOEB AFTER SMUGGLERS.
Decline. Offer of 8260,000 to Drop
Government Inquiry,
Nw York. ADril 20. The smuggling
syndicate that first offered Collector of
the Port Loeb iuu,uuu 10 arop vne
irnvernmen t's investigation of the
smueelinitof "sleeper" trunk, con
taininir 155,000 wortn ol raris gowns
increased its offer today to $260,000,
according to Mr. Loeb,
"Tha amount now onerea me gov-
mment to droo the investigation and
ptobable prosecution is $260,000," said
Mr. Loeb. "The amount representa
what would be the penaltiea of fully
$200,000 above the appraised value of
the good.. All offers have been re
fused. We want the smugglers."
It is believed that worry over this
case so affected the mind of William
G. Bainbridee. confidential agent of
the United States Treasury department
in Paris, that he committed suicide.
The Treasury department had fully ap
proved Mr. Bainbridge . course in tne
case, but he left a note declaring he
was the victim of a plot.
Mr. Loeb's investigation shows that
the smuggled gowns had been made in
Pari, by famous designer, for many
women of social prominence and wealth
in New York, Boston, Philadelphia and
Washington and that the reason for
offering such a large sum to suppress
the investigation was to shield the
women from unpleasant publicity.
Hecate Matter Serious.
Ottawa, Ont., April 20. The ques
tion as to jurisdiction over jiecate
straits on the Pacific coast of Canada,
between Queen Charlotte islands and
British Columbia, is likely to become
an active issue within a short time.
As these waters lie between two Cana
dian stretches of territory, the Domin
ion claims that they are as much her
exclusive property aa Long Island
sound ia the property of the United
States. The Hecate straiu are halibut
fisheries, and are resorted to by both
American and Canadian fishermen.
Short Route to Europe.
Winninee. Man., April 20. Edson
J. Chamberlain, central manager of
the Grand Trunk Pacific railroad, an
nounced tonight that in a few day. the
road would begin constructing branch
line, north and south from Melville,
Sask. The company will lose no time
in buildinc a through line from the
American boundary to Hudson bay,
thus providing the farmers of the Mid
dle state, with a short wheat route to
Eurote. He also announced the con
struction of several other branches
from the main line to the north.
Sultan Names Successor
Berlin. April 20. A rumor emanat
ing from Vienna say. that the sultan
has expressed hi. willingness to abdi
cate in favor of Mohammed Kechad
Effendi. heir apparent to the throne
A dispatch to the Lokal Anzeiger from
Constantinople aay. it is rumored Mo
hammed Kechad Effendi has been ac
claimed sultan at Salonica. The cor
respondent ay. it i. intended to estab
lish the provisional .eat of government
at that place.
Young Turk. Will Depots Sultan,
London. April 20. Interest In the
Turkish crisis is now chiefly concerned
with the fata of the sultan and there
i. little doubt that he will be deposed.
Recent development, have served to
emphaaire the devotion of the whole
country to constitutional government,
Cotton Fir. I. Burning,
I Little KOCK, Arlt., April J ne
St. Loui. COmpreSS No. 2, With 1,200
, , . , , ah .f,-. mtJ
bale, of cotton, caught fire after mid-
il ami Ita tntal rlAtttrilctinn ig AX-
. , ni ...eh CI mm flflA
pecieu A uw ivaa T - . ,
A ItaadlMB,
My msnuua'a yardstick hat three leat.
Said Willie, cute anu running.
I've only two, but I can beat
Mv mamma's yardstick runulng."
Judge. '
latilailv.
'That atateaumu la a man of won
derful lultlatlve."
"Yea," .nawered Senator Sorghum;
"there 1. bo doubt about hia Initiative.
He .tart, thing that nobody on eartb
could llulth." Waalilngton Star.
Maklac l foe toat Ttaaa.
Stranger (happening alongl What t
all that loud wrangling about in inarat
Sexton The ladles, sir, are homing an
adouruad meeting is tht ailence room.
Chicago Tribune.
Tiiwarvai .(rata.
Tha irresistible hist handshake chanced
a. ... tha Immovable low handshake.
Whereupon they gave mob mam .
cold ahakt and tMssed on,
Not Nave.
Mra. Chugwater Joslah, what la
tht
"unwritten law?"
Mr. Chugwater There itn t any.
been written up In all tht papara.
toW you that before.
Wkr Tber Doa't.
Would tomt oraclt might utter,
tliviog me tht reason why
alaidena In a constant flutttt
Never fly !
Indianapolis News.
Faaaa.
tt'l
fvt
Cncle Hiram So you pity bate ball,
do you. Mckey? Hat your ball club got
aa n. ma V
Vi.a-Year-Old -Hat It got a name I
Oee! You'vt heard of the lUg Alley
Yanniaans. haven't you. uncle? Well, I'm
their reg'lar shortstop. We're goln' to
h.l. tha ev.rlaalln" Sill (tin Otlt o' the
ltumtown Rillygoats next Saturday!
Chicago Tribune.
Tka Jaall.catlaa.
"I want aouietxxly to report . wo
niuu'. congress," .aid the managlug
editor.
"Some one well versed lu parllaiuen
tarv language, I presumer
Nope. Some one who understundt
such terms as passementerie, aigrette
and th like." Kansas City Jcurnai
mm
for Catarrh ot th. Throat of Two
Year.' Standlnl
'I was afflicted for two year, with
catarrh of the throat. At first It was
very .light, but every cold I look made
it worse.
I followed your direction, and In .
very abort time I began to Improve. I
took one bottl. and am now taking
my aecond. I can .a'ely aay that my
throat and head aro cleared from ca
tarrh at th. present time, but I still
continue to take my utual dot. for a
spring tonic, and I find there it noth
r..tir."Mrs. W. Pray. 260
Twelfth St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Nan (eihibiting her latest photograph)
Don't you think a threa quarters view
better than a profile?
Fan No. dear : it ahowt too much ef
t face.
Mora Akaat alias.
Of gardening the city man
Oft little understands.
Yet never fails to raise a crop
Of blisters on his bands.
Kansas City Timet.
And when bit M. C. frankt to him
A lot of garden teedt.
He planta them and la turt to rtlse
A splendid crop of weeds.
Chicago Tribune.
Urn I.laalt la Ilia Akllllr.
"Now hare." said the sa lee man, "it t
cut I can race m menu.
"I know you ctn, young man, aaia
tha rustomtr. "I tried ont or lOtm toe
other dar on your recommendation. What
I want It a brand yon can recommend
without lying."
A Rlakleaes Jesae.
On. Sunday morning . minister's
wife taw her son cbaalng the bena with
a stick, ntie went to me uwr to iu
vestigute and heard him aay: "I'll
teach you to lay eggs In a minister's
family on Sunday morning !" Delin
eator. Hia Walkl.a- Paaere.
"My sisier'll be down la a minute,"
aald llttla Clarence, who wat entertain
ing tht young man in tht parlor, "I
heard her tellin' maw a llttla whilt ago
that she was goin' to give you your writ
ten permission to persmbulatt to-night.
What do you reckon sbt meant by
that?"
"I think I know, Clarence," said tht
young man, reaching for bis bat. "You
may tell her. If you please, that I hart
decided not to wait for It."
Arroajaaee af Waaltk.
"What't tbtm apples worth?" atktd tht
firmer, ttoppiog ia front of a fruit
ttand.
"Ia that pile?" tald tht proprietor ef
the stand. "Five ctnU apltct."
"Ho? Well, I guts. I'll tat abtut a
dime's worth."
Thereupon h. took twe big red applet
out of a rapaciout pocktt ia kit over
coat and strolled on, placidly munching
to of thtm. Chicago Tribune.
RIGID LAWS TO GOVERN AERONAUTS.
A. L.o Stevens, Instructor of U. S.
Army Balloon Corp., Advocate.
Government Llcente and
Examination.
Every day I am firmly convinced that
there should be government regulation
on ballooning. I have held thia theory
for some time, but the experience of
certain California aeronaut few day.
ago in the Sierra Madre mountain, ha
brought the need home to me more
stronifly than ever. The government
regulations should consist of licenses
for balloon pilots, ana laws within
which the pilot, should hav. to confine
themselves.
While I do not wish to reflect on this
aeronaut, I do wish to point out that
he i. only a case in point, Soma peo
ple can never become successful balloon
men any mora than all men can become
.ucce.se. aa artist, or deep m. diver.
It'. part of man', makeup. There
are Mm. men who can make 20 atcen
ion. and .till be no better equipped at
pilot, than if they were going up for
th. aecond time. A penon who i. not
.killed in aeronautic, knowing that
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this man h. mle say nine ascension.
says. "Oh. I'll willingly go." If
hl government regulation, where j
men skilled In aircraft stioukl make the
-.h..,i,..r.,r not the!
rsiiiinaii.." " -
with.
The popular idea is that ail one has
to do to niuke an ascension is to jump
Into the balloon car, cut loose and wtwn
one is reaily to actm tnrow ui'i.",n,
the ear.d ballast. As a mattttr of fart
that much is not even the alphabet ol
air riding.
When I heard that tus experimenter
wa to make tne trip wiin u
of pas lenger and with so small an
amount of lallat in my oi l Ameri
ca," I predicted failure. Il should
be thankful that th escape was so suc
cessful. There are tome requirements
and some thrones controlling the as
cent and descent of balloon, just as
fixed aa those that govern temperature
or that of gravitation. A rerlam sitej
air ship, with so many ruble feet of
gas naturally can carry only so many
passengers exclusive of It bal.aau
There is a nicety in determining just
how many it can carry successfully. !
To be ecilic. a balloon with HO.ooo,
cubic feet of gas should start out with j
35 bags of ballast ami live paisengef.
Equipped in that manner ti e pilot need
fear no storm, and have no worry. He
just as safe as if he were sitting at
hia own fireside. When a storm come,
by throwing overboard some ballast he
can go almve it When th st Tm i
over, by lettingout. little gaa through
the eacajie valves he can descend safely
to the earth. When a balloon of thi
ixe, that i SO, 000 cubic feet, haa
thrown over all it ballast for one rea
son or another, except live bug, it
should drop to earth at once. To do
otherwise i to run a dangerous risk.
A law making thi nrrrsary would be
a great boon to the art an I practice of
ballooning. A bg carrying between
35,000 B'ld 40.000 cubic feet of gas
and two person beside the pilot
should drop to earth when the pilot ha
expended all the ballast save three
bags. If he dm not do to he i risk
ing live that he should not be allowed
to jeopardize.
I am in favor of government regula
tion. At the present time license can
be granted to pilots in this country by
the Aero club of America. There are
now 21 men holding these license. An
pplirant must make 10 successful ar
censions before he i granted the li
cense. These direction have to be
made before he i granted the license,
under the direction of other licensed
pilots, or after the applicant ha made
four or five so that he ran manage a
balloon, he must keep data of hia triiis.
This information has to be exact, and
be filed away. For instance, when the
applicant drops back to earth, say on a
man a farm, he ha to give the man'
name and where he lives, and who
hauled him back to town. Thi i o
that at any future time the authorities
may satisfy themselves that the trip
was really made and that it was a suc
cessful one in every way.
r ranee has a very creditable method
of licensing its balloon men. The li
censes are not governmental, thouth.
Each pilot, who ia going to make an
ascent, carrie in his pocket a little
book with his number and his photo
graph in it. If any one questions his
identity or his ability as a riBvijrator
he simply show the book wilh his
photo behind the IsenglanH.
I am in favor of government licens
ing and government regulation, rather
than that of state Jurisdiction. In this
way the laws would be uniform, and
all the air sailers of something near
equal ability. An applicant would not
have to go to Washington to make an
ascent by any means. He may make
the trip at uny place under the guid
ance of an accredited pilot.
liallooning is becoming more and
more popular. It is now more than a
craze. Its possibilities are attracting
a great many reckless people to have
the experience of seeing the earth slip
out from under them. Mere is where
the trouble comes. I will not say that
it is not right for a man to go up In a
balloon by himself. I think thut ia
more a matter of ethics, A person
may walk on a railroad where there i
a third rail. Ha does it knowing that
he I. taking his life in his hands, but
when he persuades other people to go
along with him, he risks their lives
without enough experience to get them
out of danger should anvthlntr
When five people go up In a balloon in
addition to th pilot, th. unskilled
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Thruw.ng
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.team hi to Mt engine. And Just aa
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tna man can iret along, make a
lost
whole trio without losing more than j
five bags of ballast while another
spend twenty. The latter spend all
hi tittia in traveling up and down,
making saw teeth, while ttw other sails
along in a comparatively taiht line.
The pilot who is out with the beginner
make careful mile am) f He a full
report to the niembert of tha Aero
club, lie take. intoyonsi.lalion just
how much fluctuating lh learner uW.
He assist the new mn, but walche
him carefully to find out how much grip i
he has on the science.
The dilettante in search of rwsr sen
sation ia as ilatigerou a an automobil
iat with the speed mania. I hesitat
to make a trip with a tieg nner who
say the danger is nothing, with the
man who says "Oh, I'm not afraid
I've trot the nerve." A a matter of
, fact when good sens I uswl, there is
no more danger than there l in an au
tomobil trip. Hut there i much po
tential danger. I am willing to make
the trip with a beginner who tays:
"Now I'm new at thia, and want you
to take the rudder. I don't know It
all."
Another thing, balloon and all air
craft will oon l. epill with wira-
le telephone. An air rraft In di.
tree ran send a C. y. t. mraaaKe to
earth just like a vee! at . 11
shoulB be compulsory that equipment
for communication with the earth or
airship be installed. A balloon In
trouble would simply telephone its) lo
cation or general direction and rescue
balloon or automobile could be tent
to the rescue.
The U. S. army eorp with which I
have been connected ha uccfully
experimented with a Deforest li ttru
ment, weighing le than l"0 pound.
However, there I. a new sparkle and
wirele telephone of th radio variety
which weigh only 10 pounds and which
any balloonist ran safely carry. The
radio si ark less attachment doe away
with the danger of setting tlx gas l.sg
on fire. The weight of the telephone
i so small that when th balloon land
out in thu country th oerator ran put
it under hi arm and lake it with him.
An old fashioned wireles telegraph I
impractical for the reason that it makes
a spark that may ignite the ga bag.
liallooning ha advanced so far now
that it i no longer extierimental, but
I a science. The throwing out of bal
last I science, it lakes a long lime
to learn to handle a balloon properly.
Why, In the (lines of things, should a
beginner, one who has nothing to urge
him on except curiosity and daredevil
try, be allowed to risk other lives?
I think the license to beginner
j should be made reasonably hard to ol,
tain. And further, the law regulat
ing the ballooning should be severe,
liallooning i . matter of public con
cern, and when license are first lued
I hope that they will not lie given to
promiscuously a licensee were given
at lint to auto driver.
letting an outsider take up a bal
; loon I exactly like running a rallrna
engine. A railroad train is half way
between station, when ita engineer
die. The train i topied. Some
body ask, "Can anybody here run an
engine? A young man atepa up a
says: "Yes, I can." He take th
engine and may draw th train ten
miles without an accident and he may
got it safely Into th station. Hut Is
he a worthy engineer? No. On th
following day thia same young man
might wreck the train before he irot
out of the switch yards.
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