The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, October 25, 1907, Image 4

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Newspaper Page Textr Peculiar toeltself la saleotlon, proportion end eoniblnatloa at Ingredients, . ' Id Um process by which their remedial -aloes am ejlrected and preserved, In erjecUvenoea, usefulness and economy. Curing toe widest range of diseases. 5 Potng the moat good for lha money, Baring the moat medicinal merit, . v And tha groateat record ot eurea, Hood's Sarsaparilla la usual liquid form or In chocolated tableta known a Sareatabe. 100 doses tU Worse Tat. Tha timorous Chinaman fled with Sglllt X, but the boys grabbed hia Q and jelled "Kill it r Then tbe; cot 08 the aald Q cloaa to hia head. While he danced around like a P la a sklllet. QnittlMM Forsema. The mUtreea ot tha house always pM straight to tha point, says a writer In Punch. "Why did yon leave your laat placer abe bluntly a tied tbe ap plicant for housemaid's place.. I couldn't atand tbe way mistress and master uaed to quarrel, mum.'' "Dear me, did they quarrel very ftenr "Tea, mum. When Hwasnt ma an' an, twae ma an' 'sr." The General Demand of tha Well-informed ot tha World has always been tor a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy ot known value; a laxative which physl clans could sanction for family use because Its component parts are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial la effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, In action. In supplying that demand with Its excellent combination ot Syrup ot Fit and Elixir ot Senna, the Call fornla Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits ot the laxative for its remarkable access. That la one ot many reasons why Syrup ot Figs and Elixir ot Senna Is given the preference by the Well Informed. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine manufac tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.. only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. MADE FOB ( SERVICE and guarantee- absolutely WATERPROOT OILED SUITS. SUCKTK . 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Murray, dener-l faeeager Agent, Port Und, Ocegcuu ; "mis aaeves's voicr' True to Nature Tha Haw Vlf tnr Talklnr Machine with taper- h ana. brings erery kind of snosle and song to your home. It brines tbere-to stay-the tal ent that UMuO.OOO could not secure for eren one sight. Nagniflccnt nanti selections, oeeuiuui vocal aoios, eonue nuwwoi a " odiee. SJT. VICTOR Talking Machine Ye-will keye tbe worth of what yon pay over aad ever again In Real Pleasure and satisfact ion. Other talking machines cost lees than tbe Victor, but there is no economy In ths purvbsre ef soon, because they do not give real satlsiao tlou. Th ' Vietor is not aie elv a talking ma ehlne. It Is a musical lnatrumeDtof the blgbctt orer. It does not Imliate it reproduces the huraaa voice or tone of any inntrumsnteiactly- preelseir w.tnoul tne scrsecBina, scraicniu grating nolssa always pressnt with "oh sap1 aiaohlnee. We eel afeeeMetr ew Victors as lew la gcke as $10. sty aad (22. larger saarhima frees 110, 40, J0 aie I00. Easy Uras wf gay. ase-UsTeeire. "THC HOUSe Of QUALITY" SHERMAN, CLAY & CO, Sixth and Morrawn Sta., epp. the Poetoffice POtTLAND, OREGON f.StO. Nsa 4J-0T w Haul vnttlwc ta mdi as Usees atoaae Maauesi an is petpwa. aa xi w n L ax w at THE RUN-OOWN PRCHARO Methods to Be Pursued hi Brirglnf It Into 0l 8hp.,t V A fruit grower wsldliiR near Frn- iale. Whatcom county, Wahinto. lecently informed . the -iWashlniitoo State Eiperiment station sian aoat hia orchard was badly run down, and that ha desired information anion would enable him to work systemati. lly and persistently until he bad tne orchard in good shape. OonsioVrable tttention was given to this inquiry, Proteaaor A. L. Melauder, entoinoio jigt, Uklng caie of the problems ol In sect Pet, and Piofeator W. a Thorn ber, horticaltutitt, aJvisIng relative to the tieatment ot the tiets. rrofes iop Melandei'a reply follows: 'To let rid of tbe move ana nonene an your irees, wasu toe tree muu with Ire in solution, one pound to ten fallens of water. To kilt the red spl- Jers, apply tne suipnur-iime when the leaves are oft the tree. This will kill the winter rgfis. If tha mile appear in tbe summer, use serneeuw emulsion, and in tnis ease it win uw better to add one ounce ot sulphur to each gallon of spray. For the ood.lug moth, spray witn arsenate 01 teau, o Paris ftetn while the biosaoms are sail ing. Give a second spraying ten to forty days later, according to tne weather, and spray again war weeas after the flrat worms appear under the bands. Give the fourth spraying rout weeks later. Get after the following pesta with the sulphur-lime wash: iwi., ahull t-ark lntuM neach worm or twig borer; green or black aphis; blis ter mite; leaf euri; jxacn miioew. bin Si rknl" aaTsauA tie what each oest is that you discover, and treat accordingly. In prerartng tne aerosene emui- .i na tmn nllnna of kerosene: hala nil man for one ouart ot soft an ma half rvmr.d: water, on cal Ion. Dissolve trie soap in water, om Kiiinw nit a .1,1 the suds boiling hot to thA keraaene. awav from the fire. The mixture is then to be agitated vioienv lr. peferably by pumping it dbck on itself with a tone pump. After four or five minutes the mixture suddenly kimmaa irjamv in eonaiatence. If well ma,lA tha praam will stand for a long iinu ithnnt frea oil riiin to the sur- face. Unless otherwise suted, use ons gallon of tbe emulsion to twelve gai inna nt wrator. in snravins. Tn vivAnaaine tns Braanaca 01 leau spray, use one pound of arsenate ot lead tn fnrfw Mllnna nt vrater. It is unne- scssary to nee this etronger, and it is more rerable than far is green, is is ell nanfnl where there is much rain, for It sticks weu ana aoee not scorch the leaves." Takiae nn tha sroblems in horticul tnn Pmfaawr Thorn her stated: The ramnni of all inaects and dis eases is of great importance, but do not farm that careful tillage of the land. then tbe removal of parts cf tbe teps of tbe trees, ana a careiui minning out of the fruit is of just as much import ance. If tbe orchard has been in sod In woe re anrl tha trees are not StOWinC, the only proper thing to do will be to nlnsi nn tha eronnd tharOUzb.lv and DUt the ani I in first claaa tillable condtiioo. To do this, I advise you to give the land a thnroneh Blowing, la the fall, leaving it more or less rough to weatb dnrinw tha wlnteF. In the sorinc, as coon ss the ground baa dried ont sufficiently, woik tbe soil carefully with either a disk, or a spring tootn, sny tool, in fact, that will cultivate the .iwmnl tlinmnwrtlv. . It tha eultiva- tlon be continued throughout tbe next two or three years, till the sou is in an active virile, condition. 'Tha nrnnlne of Tour trees will be another important phase. If tba trees are lara. thav will need more or leas tannine hnt Ho this arraduallv. Do not remove tbe entire ton at once, or you will produce a crop 01 water ,. sprouutr and will tetard the fruit scions from ona to five vears. 60 thin out the limbs. toDDtna back but portions of them, and n!an on doing summer as well aa winter nrnnlnBV If any large limbs are to be removed, tbe cut surfaces should be painted over with some lead oaint of almost any color. 110 not use wax nor coal tar. Tbe grafting wax will peel off daring wet seasons, and the coal tar will injure the cambium, or young growth, especially in iron trees. 'Dfltprminn what vatrieties of fruit m hava. and thair merits. Tnn-eraft the undesirable vsrieties in tbe spring, and eareiuliy eliminate an varieties that are not first class. Western Wash Inotnn la well ar!anbed to the erowma of fruit, and none but the best should be grown there. It the trunks of your trees are diseased, or decaying Dadiy, II will not do pesioic iui you hi rnju venate them, but they should be re moved, and young; trees set In their places.". NEEDS OF SOIL. Report of Analysis from Samples from Western Washington. The Washington State Experiment station chemist bss recently completed an analysis of several samples of soils which were sent in from localities wet' of the Cascade mountains In tbe Pacific Northwest, for examination with refer ence to fertiliser needs. Professor B W. Thatcher, director of the station deems the results of considerable im porta nee in showing the deficiency certain fertilizing elements which seems rotate) JkBBlas. Take two cupfuls of hot, finely mssh arl or rlced notatoee. mix thronch them two tableapoonfuls of butter, one-third of a cupful of grated cbeeae, hair a tenanoonful of aalt a little cayenne pepper and grated nutmeg, two table- sDoonfuls of thick cream sna yoiss 01 two stem. Float this od and shane in tbe form of small apples. Boll In Dour, eggs and crumbs. Brown In deep, not tat - ' . ' Take either large yellow or large hlna nlwne! weigh and Dlaoe them In kettle of boiling water; let them re main a minute, transfer tha fruit to a large, flat dish, then carefully remove the skins. For six pounds of plums allow four pounds of sugar and one quart of water. Boll sugar and water five minutes, remove all ecu ma, add the plums and cook three ralnutea. Care fully fill the glass Jara with plums; boll the ajruD five minutes longer; strain and pour It over tbe pliana. Fill to tvarflowlng. Cloaa tha Jars and aet ttiien In a sold place. to be mora or leesa characteristic ot soils In tha seaooast regions. Follow ing are the results ot tbe analysts! The sample sent In by J. J., Rirkmfiel.l. Clark county, is lacking of in aaiiuh) notaeh end lime. Tba moat k.n.Ai.i treatment for this condition VTti,.iw-M - - of affairs la trim 600 to 1,000 pounds per acre of slaked lime, ana i.uuu 5,000 pounds per acre ot sulphate .... hnth annlled fcroatioaat in to of the spring after the ground has been well ploe.d t ne applications snouiu uw umr rowed in well. Thera is BO question but that the aoll in tha region of Ridge field needs this sort of treatment. Tha samnle sent in by F. W., Uken hm tha White river vallsT between Seattle and Tacoma contains a surpris ingly larae amount ot lime for ft west Side soil. However It is very low In potash, and not well supplied with phosphor to acid. rotasn leruuavra would therefore be likely to give the best results ot any single fertiliser In gredient. I have advised Mr. W. to try about 100 pounds per sere ot sul- nkato nf nntaah. and about 200 DOUndl per sere of bone meal, applied to tha soil early in the spring and well work ed in belore tne crop is pientea. . . . m at sar -1 Toe sample sent in oy n. u. nM w Uttte Falls, LewU county, la well tup. nlla.1 with nltrotren. nhotphorie add and humos. and fairly well with pot ash; but is very low in lima. I have advlied that 600 pounds per acre 01 slaked lima be applied alter tne grotuta ia plowed. It should be well banowed In. Tnis ia ail uie treatment tuas iu soil of Lewis county needs, so far as wt are able te tell by chemical analysis. From Raymond, Pacific county, F. B. a sonde in a aemDia of red clay soil which we find to contain a percentage ot lime only about one-twentieth as great as it should be ret tbe best results. Tbe supply ot potash ia alto very low. I have no doubt that the heaviest ap plication ot slacked lima which Mr. 8. mrs make will elva vaew beneficial 'ro an lbs nn this tern of soli, although soma of the Pacific county farmers have tried using lime on tba upland sou wiinout very benefiiceJ results, ror mis sou mr hm Mmmmended about 100 miiiiiIi nap ai.ee nf anlnhata of notash. A. A., ot Roaburg. Wahkiakum mnni. haa aant us a samola of soli which we find to be low in lime and nntah. Tha other ingredients are present in fairly good supply. It is probable that the dlcfflulty which has been experienced witn tnis sou is uue huflw rn a lark of lime, and Tjerbape mtaah also. We have advised the use of from 600 to 1,000 pounds per acre ot claked lime ana tne use on a ioiii ami, of about 100 pounds per acre of sulphate cf potash. A sample ot Kitsap county snoeoii has been sent in by G. 6. N-, of Beat tie, which we find to be very gravely deficient in potash. It probably would not produce crops ot any kind, wiinout rS liaora nf nnliah. TUN fltlUt nOTe- lianta are nreaent in tairlv good supply, and SO far as we can ten vj caeiumi analysis, need not be reinforced with fertilisers." ' NEW HYBRID WHEAT. Washington Experiment Station Cross es Bluestem and Turkey Had. Tha Waahlneton State Eineriment Elation now oeneves it oaa iouuuw iu .unKlninw Rlnaatom and Tnrkev Red wheat Into a hybrid variety which can be giown with superior results in tbe wheat-raising districts ot the Pacifio VAkwait Th ia jisneirlmanfc waa he- gun in 1903, and the purpose in view waa to grow a winter woeai, wnico nnM lark the beards of the Turkev Bed. and still poaeeea its attractive qualities as a winter wheat. Bluestem being valuable for flour making pur poses, but not well adapted to fall aow in waa cmeaed with tba Turkev Bed. The result of a cross produces what is knnwa aa a "hvbrid." the term simply meaning a union between two flowers or nlants not of the same variety. In all .work of this nature, no definite re suits are obtainable until the second generation, or, during the second year's growth after the cross nas oeen maae. tha first emea waa made. In 1003. each year tba station staff has selected tbe plants tbat possessed tne character iatfoanf tha desired hvbrid. Thirteen perfect plants wire obtained from tbe proas of 1003, and now seventeen tHruiaanrl nf tham are arrowing. T, hvhrlrl ia mcnliar in Its inter mixing ef the qualities of Bluestem end Turkev Bed. Tbe straw grown tavofs Rlneaiem. but the leaf formation is much like that of the Tuikey Bed. For this reason Prof. Lawrence, in charge of the experiment, is not absolutely anna that the new wheat will in every way be adapted to all wheat raising districts oi eastern wssningion. in naorlv all inataneea the kernel favors thai Tnrkav lUd. although in a few In stances the grain is white like tsiue- stem. Te Cam Aasuraama, Cut off the tough ends of tbe asyara- cue; wash ana put the tops in quart glass cans ; fill to the brim with cold wster; let them atand for ten minutes. then seal tightly; put a wooden ra In the bottom of your wash bolter, stand tbe cans en It, caver them over with cold water, bring them slowly to a boiling point, bail four hours. Let them stand until the water is cool. See tbat tbe lids are tightened before you lift the Jara eut of tbe water. : : fThaaae JTata. S A delicious dish to serve with toast crackers and not coffee: Chop a pint English walnuta or blanched - fil- of mmiia tf ahnonda are used, slightly tnaet them. Place - lovers or chopped nuts la a small pan, alternating with layers of grstea cneese sua gratea hrwaA numbs: season with butter (I dots) and dashes of salt and pepper. Boften with a little polling wster ana bake twenty minutes. iiawttnr Aasavwata. ' Ta mits etrawberry ambrosia, select fine, rich-flavored berries aad arrange them In a deep glass dish with ai tar ns ta layers of coarsely chopped pine, annia. enrinkllo between each layer a generous dusting ef powdered sogsi and fresh grated cocoanut rour ova the ton a cnoful ef eraace Juice and set In a cold place until thorough chilled, then eerve. M. laaaerand. tha French Ambassador te this country. Is a voluminous author whoee works abundaatly show tbe the eugbaess at the writer. WHAT IS PE-RU-1MA? s It a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic, or is It Both? Soma people call Fernr tonic. Other refer to Fgnuut as a great catarrh remedv. WtUcu or mesa peopis.ars riun I it mora proper to call Psnma a ca tarra remedy thaa to call it a tonic! Our reply ia, that Peruaa to both a tonio aad ft catarrh remsdy. Indeed, there cub no effectual catarrh rm adr that to not alio A tonio. In order to thoroughly relist any oast of catarrh, a remedy must not only har a specific action on tho an' con membrane affected by tho ot' tarrh, bat it mast har a general tonio action on th nsrroos lyitem. Catarrh. Tn in psrson who nro otherwit strong, to n weakened con dition of aomo rnucou membrane, Thtr must b something to strength' n th circulation, to girt ton to th arteries, and to nil tho vital force Perhaps no veroUblo rmdy la th world has attracted to much attention from medical writer as HTSXA8TIS CAXADZ5SIS. Th wonderful ffl- eftoy of this herb has been noognlxed many rears, and is growing in Its hold npon th medical profession. When Joined with CTTBEBS and COPAIBA ft trio of medical agents is formed ia Pa rana which constitutes a ipeciflo rem edy for catarrh that ia th present stat of medical progrea cannot b improTsd npon. This action, rein forced by saca renowned tonic as C0LLHJS05IA CAHASE5SIS, COB- YD ALIS F0BJC0SA and CXDB03 SD, ought to mak this oompoand an ideal remedy for catarrh in all it itage and location in th body. From a theoretical standpoint, there fore, Peruna Is beyond criticism. Th ns of Perona, confirm tnis opinion. Homberles testimonials from very quarter of tho earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment to not over snthusiastio. When practical ex1 peri ence confirms a well-grounded the ory ths result is & truth that cannot b Tunny," said Baretop, "bat there wss a time when the barbers used te speak of my bslr." "You mesa before you began to get baldr saked bis friend. 'Yes. Now they siesk ef my hairs.' Philadelphia frees. IWaThtri We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fnraay ire of Catarrh tbat eaaaot be cure ki He-la Catarrh Cure. . . . F. 1. t H C1., Toieno, o W lha nflrleralatmt. Save kaowa F. S. rh.n lor ik leatlA rears, snd celtere bias perferilr hinorab.s In all kaUBess Iraaaaalloaa anq 1 1. iitaii , .ui- w , . - 'a Uoa maos Br ni eras. .. . S1L I m Sl.lAfl B lilt 1. W holeaale Prugglsu, Tolede.O hsii's i atarran vurw ia aaan isirrnaiir. acs Ing dirertlr upfl Ike blood sad ataeous sur- rares oi ins system, lestiaieniatv asm irw. Frlr 75 rents per bottle Md by ail bruggiata. Teas Uau s ramur rius lor bvostipauuB. Wheat "Do you think tbe rstlwsys will be willing to obey tbe lawT "Oh, snswered Mr. Dusttn Stai; "we'll obey tbe lew sll right. But not until sfter our lawyers get through explaining It" Wsahlugtoa Stsr. What Mve4 11 las. Blobbt dwelt neit door to Mr. Hood, Whose reputation wasn't good; And so, one day, Blobbs moved away He did aot like the neighbor Hood. Artlatleallr SmkU. Mrs. Kawler (looking at photograph -It's so eicellent picture of rou, bat It's SB exceedingly poor one of your husband. Mrs. Cross way I know it, but I like It sll the better on tbat account. lie makes such aa admirable r foil, yea know. The LI salt. There's no use talking," ssld Mrs. Hewligus. "My husband la tbe crankiest man that ever drew the breath ot life, There ta only one time la the year wbea be feels like going to church, and that's when tbe church la closed for the summer vacation," Maee Hew Ira. Btubb I am glad to say that the foolish old custon of fighting at the drop of a hat has completely died out. Venn I don't believe It I dropped my wife's white summer hat while I was looking for my collar yesterday and she has been fighting ever since. Retted eg raith. Bloi Shyster Is evidently a student or Daman nature. Knox Why do you think set Bloi lie bss no faith In mankuur Knox Oh, that's easily explained. Be baa associated with himself for good many year. Ae He Telia It. Just as Mr. sod Mrs. Ferguson were getting off the street csr at tha crowded corner downtown, ' Mr. Ferguson felt a band slyly inserted la bis pocket. But be did aot turn bis heed, Hs recotnized his wife's dell"ate touch. Is Your Hair Sick? That's too bad t We had no ticed It was looking pretty thin and faded of late, but naturally did not like to speak of it. By the way. Ayer's Hair Vigor Is a regular hair grower, perfect hair re storer. It keeps the scalp clean and healthy. wT1 " Jf$u13'uMt wJ,'',,r ...... . .... .. .... , mw a. 3 Made kr J. O. are oe.. Law all, auee. Ala auaaaMtaras af eiaiir raiamniaoa it as aa svtsllsai dressing for ths hslr, kssfilug II suft sad ttaootk, aul erafSDllDg ths hair frosi alltUae at Ike eds.''-JtiaaisraiTa,Tsedsai,lek. pa- Do, (meeting Johnny)-! b.v. fou-4 you out Johimy-Whstaiuw Nobody. Johiiny-Uoodue- gr.t.t. I am discovered! pa-Why did you go out ra iu. today without sa uiuorv..., iobmiy-I at. aslt ina.r. 1 1 .u morn. lug for breakf-st, sua tat T. . . w. jobnny-8ay, dad, ir I te a c-. and you ordered ons and ate It, wW would your pboue autuber be I a Glrs It up, sou. Johuuy-lt would be IX tJt.u Kdna-Whst I "lelw. niauuuaJ Mamma-Ifs the spsre time a woman has in which she can do me other kind of work, my dear.-Cblvsge Dally Newa, II. fasntentlooaly)-! slwW W"" my mlud. one iarv r -tbat U why you have the reputstlon of . . . ...i.t t aiinm 'B being a man of so few worua. .- more American. -tothar Whatever are you doing to .,!!. child r child I'm Just go . . ... - I-.- I mil hap ra nea. Dauuf taken off her hair, but I can t get her teeth out Sourlra, old idv improving, tbe occasion) Ton know. boys. It's only tbe body which lies here. Now, what la it goes to Heaves RtnaU Boy ( tentatively )- 'Is 'sad, anna. PIch Me-tp. NeU .sa, she said her husband mar ried har ter her beauty. What do yea think of that? Belle Well. I think her husband must feel like a widower now, Catholic Standard aud Tluiea, Mistress Bridget, have you cenieut sd the handle on to tne water jua which yen dropied yeeterdayt Bridget I started to, Utttn. but tuoet unfor tunately 1 dropped tbe cement bottle. fuoch. -Tbe body of tbe late Major Jinks wss cremated." "What they golu' to do with Itr "Ills widow nas mm corked up la a fruit Jar. Bays It's tbe last of the fsmily Jara," Atlanta to Ultutton, The Wife, during a quarrel I'm go ing right borne te mother; so there I Tbe Husband That's right dear, of two evils always choose the lees. I'lease don't bring your mother here. loo kers Statesman. Pa Ton naughty boy, you've been fighting sgalu t Johnny No, pa. I was only trying to keep a bad by from hurting a little boy. Pa That waa noble act my son; who was the little boy? Johnny Me. Department Store Manager Tbs clerk la tbe butter department says he's not going to lie about our butter any more, Tbe Boas What salary does he get? Manager Eight dollars a week. The Boaa Ulve him nine. Sweet Singer De Hammer says he bss a high place In the nett snow be goes out with, uooieoiso ell. should say It Is high, lis alls In tbs flies and tears up paper fur tbe snow storm scentv Chicago Newa Dot I beard your soldier brother wrote you a birthday letter. Wss there soy war newa In It? Johnny t don't know. Too see It wss printed on tbs envelope "Return In Ore days." (to I kept It that long and then sent It bark. Walter Olrl (In restaurant) We've got frogs' legs, chicken livers, calves' brains and Johnny (turning to bis pa) I say, dad, they must be queer people who live In this plsce. Don't you think they ought to cell In a doc tor! "Ia Mrs. Wise at homer Inquired Mrs. Chatters, standing In tbe shadow of tbe doorwsy. "1 don't know, ma'ain," replied the servant "1 can't tell till I git a better look at ye. If ys'vs a wsrt ea the aids o' yer nose, ms'sm, ln't" Philadelphia Prese. -Thar, my son, you see what larnlo' done fer yer daddy, don't your "What mawf "Wby, Jest ss soon ss tbe gov er'mlnt knowed that be could do (lgc-trs In his head they p'lnted him postmaster st t10 a year, an' purty soon he'll be sellln stsmps what go on hitters!" Atlanta Constitution. "But," saked tbe proprietor of (he Bongtong apartments, "do you think this nraa Is tbe best one yon can get for Jaaltorr "Tbe beat sver I" replied the manager, 'lie bns been st vsrlous times aa Iceman and a street car coo ductor. He's as sassy and Independent as he can be.' Philadelphia Press. "Whst I would like," ssld the eager young actress, "Is a part with a death scene In It I never fell to make a big bit when I die." "I don't doubt If replied tbe heartless, manager, "and I may say that you would maks tbs big gest hit of your life if you would go away somewhere and die right now." Chicago Record-Herald. Johnny (sitting up In bis bed st 13:80 p. m.) Dad, I'm so thirsty, i'a Lis quietly and go to sleep, Johnny (sfter a psuse) But dad, 1 must hsre a drink of water. I'm so thirsty. Pa If you don't go to sleep this minute III hsvs to thrash you. A long silence, then Johnny replied All right dad. If you re getting up to thrash me, yon might bring me a glass of wster st ths same time. Hew ta Baler Whlet. "How csn ons learn t i. the gams or wnieir- Aspirant uet yourself rone- into a ram. ss partner to some one who helped rioyle wnte nis doos. ins otner two plsyer muse bisb se exnena. atari i- .. . .. .. i" leas. anuy to enliven me gams with a few weu-cnoeeo sneonotes, now snd tasking tbe wrong plsy. After partner has slapped your ears sworn at you and nut tha hia.. then your and curse on vou and all rour anceatre an - ranmi you a fool a few times you will awake ailed to tne reei joy or tno gentle snd I lectusl gsme. We have tried Ibis erst times, but not st frenn.nt i Intel eev. Inter- vsls, snd ws csn guarantee its efllea icy, vnicago newa. Often a man Impose. 00 birussl - lasee ms memory. BAB B3LOOL Bvwr Prt of tl M I" "Joa tht Wood lor nmtrWuuent iss ,a TustuUf truptioua. t)titlss raalie nUU Ultat akl.t affartk Smw tha TtU. blood id tWUU art., d seas, conaulca . tcaultol to. SrTrcSu U7. l&Witc.. are al niia luimint e ami iwiawuw Ut?sK 5h. ioacUv condition avenue OlWlily avenues oi t""' " , . iv furui r C ana otuer atma, throu.houtthe clamlatio. Cuminf Sr for tho iHisoik? c4 tU. ilcrobeof Male" l our W"f.,-w wb. tmu ws wood l ctt oa itltr it bexoma a carrier of diaeaae lasU-ad cl lie-llh. 8o. and Until till vit w"a -- !Jffer tamam war. For Hood trouble - wver PURELY VEGETABLE "1, ll.htcst tracw of tit trouble for tutor outbreak. The whole tvlttrnslj . . I .( Mane Cat R- A. S. It is alan hluod la renewed aom titssaw ' . s .1.- .. v ,. eTtvW S Owe Owe ISIaeteeU, ui.i.t Ji-kiaa. kt a si a aretdla' aomaas toagus. wssa It's !' U de timer I sal st sure, George, thai I aaoee- stand yea. 'Why la a sreie'lag weaaaa s tongue, when It's goisg sll tae near what Is the reel. Oeofger "Ala't ae rest te It. Uet taught ef ye base dat time, ditla't yo. Mutab Jla Haar "I-adlea aad g.aileaea. the eenlneat teaor. Maiea Taiike Paeery, wdl new sing tbe favorite soailoieet ballad, Ae war Me the UI4 OW ywiw. I-1; Hew le Te Kat s Rofl a bell (.rear - I e m. Vm1 teae aaa afl treses P an sa Hscon Has be bea aoo-savaful with his new airsblpT rgbert-Psrilstty so. lie goes Hp la the air" every time be trie to start the thing -Tookers Htatvatuas. CASTOR I A Tor Inlanti aad C-ildrsa. Tbt Kin. Too Kan Alwajs Bccjit Blgoatoe of stetirakl. hv.i, waa . . , , -a ai -." who ha. Just rturod froes a trie a bread. iiaa a nae note, aaa year ae aaasv, l"erfe.'tly apleBdld." ' Y.r v-ua . anlne eruu taart haware sll lha tieW "by. bow eaa yes talk set It ditla't rata a drep while I" "lon't Interrupt ate, rblld. I knew what I sas earing. It was rslalsg when yea started away from here ssd It's rein ing sow. Comnrebeadr -xwvih.j . pt mm if rA u 25mAU MUGCiSTy-GOm. lenarren, most rnrMt eann .11,1 fKct; ft ..Sl l. r at g.rwan gnnerva sna uuiia ins same uey, wn nriktintl crunness and aweemeaa nerfartlv nreervrd. lilts I the secret of "sweet corn goodness a la tt.. ...... J SI Preferred Stock Canned Goo&i ' ' V-rt ea. a l.n ., lasa ' Ig ALUW tMll, Wkekeals Orocert, 0TtA, 0SM0. 0. . A. L. DOUGLAS S3.00 & S3.S0 SHOES .J.li. -linn I mwi2lmmZ'mmmvW.l. - 1 tmm ikrJi-a a: IL-if esjr-llttls.. sej suesrior wsart'. quHu. ' .K 5 iifi. ',,'-'l!,''doibaraiaUirtala for eaeri ert . liW aK-..!" '. '"' -sa.l of tUas mililsl(wideil.f hv V, V SlJ J atriu tom,'U'Br',''M'""o'iii-rtle.daB.s,turaasl.d Va; , lVtt,'".n,""'''f, blslwai .aaas tiaiiiinllal T&&JV ,T Vy."',,'rf""'ww,m", " la eiesllsd. XrVlf7-. .' aiii.i!- 't""" '"nr'eige'aoioriasairlreckir.a.ilsas ,i ... JA.M 2ifl W. CT lieugla. sines ere made. 'u .... i ' T-ar m,ZXZrJZ7J?.Z'?"Vl" Ma a.i..,i.. y"jw"we navs w. i iJuuaiaa aaiM aad irius .?fll.',B-!l' WMrdaslerfat W. L. I . ,b-i. Jf bi e-eeiwlaetetr. Beeestatever)fwtieby aaaU Uialealree, W.U j ----- - , ..i.ru ot th. ystem, and torpid Mt "l ,Wtt M'Ur s.t , ts hl,vul a,i ji.7i -r 1 'viiatite la contact with MntarUw tlitZ JfbruUit th rm . , - - - m ur g) of any chamtef 8. 8. & is t bnt aae swm.t . wswe.w-sa- -iiwve. UWg M kind. The action ol 8. ti.lL t. - thorotigh that hetwtlitary taints at rvmovel ad weak, tllaeaacd blood mad strneg a4 healthy so tbat diactu cannot Trinaia, rure Rheumstissa. Catarrh, Scrofula. Soms JT - - - -- 7 - n A Jl ft. (a fur aaia at alt Ant .1.1 mmm n era n Jt SHSIIM mm l . .lire aeaawg wi-anie aa RRI8ATEB UK3 W WASHra j The W'ertaUhea Valley Irrigated Aa , pie trttharw are patmg v0 k ist I per awe I hut yea. Cearade ttrUan, one Mile frtttn laaveiiwotih, la ao, M ealav tlet parflrulare free 'tout I II. C. Pels., m Alaska I I ig , lesttla ENGRAVING Write Us L. PLATES rOt MINTING HICKS-CM ATTEN fetlsaaej " OregM 20 Mule Tom RHRi-af: III iiaaiaas a.aa eMirla ia Mt Hl-a i a. sa . Mm a- - il.a ar Ha MiwrIK' Hmtm amass. (! t Aeewraiaa ta Hale. ' fcValry ton rau't leave. Soldier Hat I hae the ifii oral perwlaaion. ' iwtttry importantly)- Iju'h tee It Tranalaled ff Traasallami ralet froui II Motto per tttdwe, Moftwee win And Mrs. Wletw. fttas Syr tea a r,nu-lt to use M laelf rtlssw Ixtteg the sMXhtag ketlmi. KaeMeb mm reee Maakaade. ' Wh aa Koglieh wife bat sjsnrtes ,. .i i. i i ,..l , m i k. ar tap? ia.wi.w - - - gre to hi rlub or else he ; "Tea are not tery well. ay d- hH I send for drt.rr Tl rsus, an roniralre, Ita hysiwM. Tat 1'iwtaihmaa asy tsM mm bit lf love ber. Mto br ki" her or ktll bet. hut Indifferent tr he. suflof W bef, ftevr!tol lm l "" '" n nnnn nn . lit i:im. mi vnvuuu vm PAIN GOUQUERS so (TWfNf sa, srwtgMgas, srevAJt 0 mf, feoTMsea is MTti VMr vou cwa tuBAOC rAtN, artkUkMTie TWUWI, vou ac ntit tm sustv mreas SOUT ACKISMt. evSJ-Watl Sl-i KM MAfiMSt osa T. MCOt 0U ACADEMY bnaMlne se4 iter teknol for rH e eril rrs ''"'"'J 5 isnferrt, laikalay, CwimII, Aieh.r.t a4 all ai" M'l'nlintal rnilagM. The erlh. Il-al bsa bH at ' i","'''VJ rnrllan.t Maia reaatTalinas ,aaw. .r llittrtrawl esia oilier literature e4lieae . i. . sill, 1. 0- friMisal u rrpt!W, WRTIMO, O.UCOI Fresh from the Ear to the Can in M-in Preferred Stock Sweet Corn It rrked f -f us l ' the Maine soil snd climate combine to todocs the n"'" aciu uxu com in tne , In ,1,1. MMwlaffnl rnffl f . ' . l..-..t 1. We. be eaneie ,''kli'hs WMS'" mttmmturmr, M . l. I J I