r
Peculiar toeltself
la saleotlon, proportion end eoniblnatloa
at Ingredients, . '
Id Um process by which their remedial
-aloes am ejlrected and preserved,
In erjecUvenoea, usefulness and economy.
Curing toe widest range of diseases. 5
Potng the moat good for lha money,
Baring the moat medicinal merit, .
v And tha groateat record ot eurea,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
la usual liquid form or In chocolated
tableta known a Sareatabe. 100 doses tU
Worse Tat.
Tha timorous Chinaman fled with Sglllt
X, but the boys grabbed hia Q and jelled
"Kill it r
Then tbe; cot 08 the aald
Q cloaa to hia head.
While he danced around like a P la a
sklllet.
QnittlMM Forsema.
The mUtreea ot tha house always
pM straight to tha point, says a writer
In Punch. "Why did yon leave your
laat placer abe bluntly a tied tbe ap
plicant for housemaid's place..
I couldn't atand tbe way mistress
and master uaed to quarrel, mum.''
"Dear me, did they quarrel very
ftenr
"Tea, mum. When Hwasnt ma an'
an, twae ma an' 'sr."
The
General Demand
of tha Well-informed ot tha World has
always been tor a simple, pleasant
and efficient liquid laxative remedy ot
known value; a laxative which physl
clans could sanction for family use
because Its component parts are
known to them to be wholesome and
truly beneficial la effect, acceptable
to the system and gentle, yet prompt,
In action.
In supplying that demand with Its
excellent combination ot Syrup ot
Fit and Elixir ot Senna, the Call
fornla Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies on the merits
ot the laxative for its remarkable
access.
That la one ot many reasons why
Syrup ot Figs and Elixir ot Senna Is
given the preference by the Well
Informed. To get its beneficial effects
always buy the genuine manufac
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co..
only, and for sale by all leading
druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle.
MADE
FOB (
SERVICE
and guarantee-
absolutely
WATERPROOT
OILED SUITS. SUCKTK
. Kiu DAI J ,
Every oarawnt guaranteed
CleanUoht - Durobto
Surfs J2 Shckerj32?
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tba Sonthera Peeifte Corepaay illustrat
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When yoo get read? to to Em t remem
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elan, by purrhsslr g your ticket OTer the
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or apply, to any O. R, f agent for
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Und, Ocegcuu ;
"mis aaeves's voicr'
True to Nature
Tha Haw Vlf tnr Talklnr Machine with taper-
h ana. brings erery kind of snosle and song
to your home. It brines tbere-to stay-the tal
ent that UMuO.OOO could not secure for eren one
sight. Nagniflccnt nanti selections, oeeuiuui
vocal aoios, eonue nuwwoi a "
odiee.
SJT. VICTOR
Talking Machine
Ye-will keye tbe worth of what yon pay over
aad ever again In Real Pleasure and satisfact
ion. Other talking machines cost lees than tbe
Victor, but there is no economy In ths purvbsre
ef soon, because they do not give real satlsiao
tlou. Th ' Vietor is not aie elv a talking ma
ehlne. It Is a musical lnatrumeDtof the blgbctt
orer. It does not Imliate it reproduces the
huraaa voice or tone of any inntrumsnteiactly-
preelseir w.tnoul tne scrsecBina, scraicniu
grating nolssa always pressnt with "oh sap1
aiaohlnee.
We eel afeeeMetr ew Victors as lew la gcke
as $10. sty aad (22. larger saarhima frees
110, 40, J0 aie I00. Easy Uras wf gay.
ase-UsTeeire.
"THC HOUSe Of QUALITY"
SHERMAN, CLAY & CO,
Sixth and Morrawn Sta.,
epp. the Poetoffice
POtTLAND,
OREGON
f.StO.
Nsa 4J-0T
w
Haul vnttlwc ta mdi as Usees atoaae
Maauesi an is petpwa.
aa xi w
n
L
ax w at
THE RUN-OOWN PRCHARO
Methods to Be Pursued hi Brirglnf It
Into 0l 8hp.,t V
A fruit grower wsldliiR near Frn-
iale. Whatcom county, Wahinto.
lecently informed . the -iWashlniitoo
State Eiperiment station sian aoat
hia orchard was badly run down, and
that ha desired information anion
would enable him to work systemati.
lly and persistently until he bad tne
orchard in good shape. OonsioVrable
tttention was given to this inquiry,
Proteaaor A. L. Melauder, entoinoio
jigt, Uklng caie of the problems ol In
sect Pet, and Piofeator W. a Thorn
ber, horticaltutitt, aJvisIng relative
to the tieatment ot the tiets. rrofes
iop Melandei'a reply follows:
'To let rid of tbe move ana nonene
an your irees, wasu toe tree muu
with Ire in solution, one pound to ten
fallens of water. To kilt the red spl-
Jers, apply tne suipnur-iime
when the leaves are oft the tree. This
will kill the winter rgfis. If tha mile
appear in tbe summer, use serneeuw
emulsion, and in tnis ease it win uw
better to add one ounce ot sulphur to
each gallon of spray. For the ood.lug
moth, spray witn arsenate 01 teau, o
Paris ftetn while the biosaoms are sail
ing. Give a second spraying ten to
forty days later, according to tne
weather, and spray again war weeas
after the flrat worms appear under the
bands. Give the fourth spraying rout
weeks later. Get after the following
pesta with the sulphur-lime wash:
iwi., ahull t-ark lntuM neach worm or
twig borer; green or black aphis; blis
ter mite; leaf euri; jxacn miioew.
bin Si rknl" aaTsauA tie what each oest is that
you discover, and treat accordingly.
In prerartng tne aerosene emui-
.i na tmn nllnna of kerosene:
hala nil man for one ouart ot soft
an ma half rvmr.d: water, on cal
Ion. Dissolve trie soap in water, om
Kiiinw nit a .1,1 the suds boiling hot to
thA keraaene. awav from the fire. The
mixture is then to be agitated vioienv
lr. peferably by pumping it dbck on
itself with a tone pump. After four
or five minutes the mixture suddenly
kimmaa irjamv in eonaiatence. If well
ma,lA tha praam will stand for a long
iinu ithnnt frea oil riiin to the sur-
face. Unless otherwise suted, use ons
gallon of tbe emulsion to twelve gai
inna nt wrator. in snravins.
Tn vivAnaaine tns Braanaca 01 leau
spray, use one pound of arsenate ot lead
tn fnrfw Mllnna nt vrater. It is unne-
scssary to nee this etronger, and it is
more rerable than far is green, is is
ell nanfnl where there is much
rain, for It sticks weu ana aoee not
scorch the leaves."
Takiae nn tha sroblems in horticul
tnn Pmfaawr Thorn her stated:
The ramnni of all inaects and dis
eases is of great importance, but do not
farm that careful tillage of the land.
then tbe removal of parts cf tbe teps
of tbe trees, ana a careiui minning out
of the fruit is of just as much import
ance. If tbe orchard has been in sod
In woe re anrl tha trees are not StOWinC,
the only proper thing to do will be to
nlnsi nn tha eronnd tharOUzb.lv and DUt
the ani I in first claaa tillable condtiioo.
To do this, I advise you to give the
land a thnroneh Blowing, la the fall,
leaving it more or less rough to weatb
dnrinw tha wlnteF. In the sorinc,
as coon ss the ground baa dried ont
sufficiently, woik tbe soil carefully with
either a disk, or a spring tootn, sny
tool, in fact, that will cultivate the
.iwmnl tlinmnwrtlv. . It tha eultiva-
tlon be continued throughout tbe next
two or three years, till the sou is in
an active virile, condition.
'Tha nrnnlne of Tour trees will be
another important phase. If tba trees
are lara. thav will need more or leas
tannine hnt Ho this arraduallv. Do not
remove tbe entire ton at once, or you
will produce a crop 01 water ,. sprouutr
and will tetard the fruit scions from
ona to five vears. 60 thin out the
limbs. toDDtna back but portions of
them, and n!an on doing summer as well
aa winter nrnnlnBV If any large limbs
are to be removed, tbe cut surfaces
should be painted over with some lead
oaint of almost any color. 110 not use
wax nor coal tar. Tbe grafting wax
will peel off daring wet seasons, and
the coal tar will injure the cambium,
or young growth, especially in iron
trees.
'Dfltprminn what vatrieties of fruit
m hava. and thair merits. Tnn-eraft
the undesirable vsrieties in tbe spring,
and eareiuliy eliminate an varieties
that are not first class. Western Wash
Inotnn la well ar!anbed to the erowma
of fruit, and none but the best should
be grown there. It the trunks of your
trees are diseased, or decaying Dadiy,
II will not do pesioic iui you hi rnju
venate them, but they should be re
moved, and young; trees set In their
places.".
NEEDS OF SOIL.
Report of Analysis from Samples from
Western Washington.
The Washington State Experiment
station chemist bss recently completed
an analysis of several samples of soils
which were sent in from localities wet'
of the Cascade mountains In tbe Pacific
Northwest, for examination with refer
ence to fertiliser needs. Professor B
W. Thatcher, director of the station
deems the results of considerable im
porta nee in showing the deficiency
certain fertilizing elements which seems
rotate) JkBBlas.
Take two cupfuls of hot, finely mssh
arl or rlced notatoee. mix thronch them
two tableapoonfuls of butter, one-third
of a cupful of grated cbeeae, hair a
tenanoonful of aalt a little cayenne
pepper and grated nutmeg, two table-
sDoonfuls of thick cream sna yoiss 01
two stem. Float this od and shane in
tbe form of small apples. Boll In Dour,
eggs and crumbs. Brown In deep, not
tat - ' . '
Take either large yellow or large
hlna nlwne! weigh and Dlaoe them In
kettle of boiling water; let them re
main a minute, transfer tha fruit to a
large, flat dish, then carefully remove
the skins. For six pounds of plums
allow four pounds of sugar and one
quart of water. Boll sugar and water
five minutes, remove all ecu ma, add the
plums and cook three ralnutea. Care
fully fill the glass Jara with plums; boll
the ajruD five minutes longer; strain
and pour It over tbe pliana. Fill to
tvarflowlng. Cloaa tha Jars and aet
ttiien In a sold place.
to be mora or leesa characteristic ot
soils In tha seaooast regions. Follow
ing are the results ot tbe analysts!
The sample sent In by J. J.,
Rirkmfiel.l. Clark county, is lacking
of
in
aaiiuh) notaeh end lime. Tba moat
k.n.Ai.i treatment for this condition
VTti,.iw-M - -
of affairs la trim 600 to 1,000 pounds
per acre of slaked lime, ana i.uuu
5,000 pounds per acre ot sulphate
.... hnth annlled fcroatioaat in
to
of
the
spring after the ground has been well
ploe.d t ne applications snouiu uw umr
rowed in well. Thera is BO question
but that the aoll in tha region of Ridge
field needs this sort of treatment.
Tha samnle sent in by F. W., Uken
hm tha White river vallsT between
Seattle and Tacoma contains a surpris
ingly larae amount ot lime for ft west
Side soil. However It is very low In
potash, and not well supplied with
phosphor to acid. rotasn leruuavra
would therefore be likely to give the
best results ot any single fertiliser In
gredient. I have advised Mr. W. to
try about 100 pounds per sere ot sul-
nkato nf nntaah. and about 200 DOUndl
per sere of bone meal, applied to tha
soil early in the spring and well work
ed in belore tne crop is pientea.
. . . m at sar -1
Toe sample sent in oy n. u. nM w
Uttte Falls, LewU county, la well tup.
nlla.1 with nltrotren. nhotphorie add
and humos. and fairly well with pot
ash; but is very low in lima. I have
advlied that 600 pounds per acre 01
slaked lima be applied alter tne grotuta
ia plowed. It should be well banowed
In. Tnis ia ail uie treatment tuas iu
soil of Lewis county needs, so far as wt
are able te tell by chemical analysis.
From Raymond, Pacific county, F. B.
a sonde in a aemDia of red clay soil
which we find to contain a percentage
ot lime only about one-twentieth as
great as it should be ret tbe best results.
Tbe supply ot potash ia alto very low.
I have no doubt that the heaviest ap
plication ot slacked lima which Mr. 8.
mrs make will elva vaew beneficial 'ro
an lbs nn this tern of soli, although soma
of the Pacific county farmers have tried
using lime on tba upland sou wiinout
very benefiiceJ results, ror mis sou
mr hm Mmmmended about 100
miiiiiIi nap ai.ee nf anlnhata of notash.
A. A., ot Roaburg. Wahkiakum
mnni. haa aant us a samola of soli
which we find to be low in lime and
nntah. Tha other ingredients are
present in fairly good supply. It is
probable that the dlcfflulty which has
been experienced witn tnis sou is uue
huflw rn a lark of lime, and Tjerbape
mtaah also. We have advised the use
of from 600 to 1,000 pounds per acre ot
claked lime ana tne use on a ioiii
ami, of about 100 pounds per acre of
sulphate cf potash.
A sample ot Kitsap county snoeoii
has been sent in by G. 6. N-, of Beat
tie, which we find to be very gravely
deficient in potash. It probably would
not produce crops ot any kind, wiinout
rS liaora nf nnliah. TUN fltlUt nOTe-
lianta are nreaent in tairlv good supply,
and SO far as we can ten vj caeiumi
analysis, need not be reinforced with
fertilisers."
' NEW HYBRID WHEAT.
Washington Experiment Station Cross
es Bluestem and Turkey Had.
Tha Waahlneton State Eineriment
Elation now oeneves it oaa iouuuw iu
.unKlninw Rlnaatom and Tnrkev Red
wheat Into a hybrid variety which can
be giown with superior results in tbe
wheat-raising districts ot the Pacifio
VAkwait Th ia jisneirlmanfc waa he-
gun in 1903, and the purpose in view
waa to grow a winter woeai, wnico
nnM lark the beards of the Turkev
Bed. and still poaeeea its attractive
qualities as a winter wheat. Bluestem
being valuable for flour making pur
poses, but not well adapted to fall aow
in waa cmeaed with tba Turkev Bed.
The result of a cross produces what is
knnwa aa a "hvbrid." the term simply
meaning a union between two flowers
or nlants not of the same variety. In
all .work of this nature, no definite re
suits are obtainable until the second
generation, or, during the second year's
growth after the cross nas oeen maae.
tha first emea waa made. In 1003.
each year tba station staff has selected
tbe plants tbat possessed tne character
iatfoanf tha desired hvbrid. Thirteen
perfect plants wire obtained from tbe
proas of 1003, and now seventeen
tHruiaanrl nf tham are arrowing.
T, hvhrlrl ia mcnliar in Its inter
mixing ef the qualities of Bluestem end
Turkev Bed. Tbe straw grown tavofs
Rlneaiem. but the leaf formation is
much like that of the Tuikey Bed. For
this reason Prof. Lawrence, in charge
of the experiment, is not absolutely
anna that the new wheat will in every
way be adapted to all wheat raising
districts oi eastern wssningion. in
naorlv all inataneea the kernel favors
thai Tnrkav lUd. although in a few In
stances the grain is white like tsiue-
stem.
Te Cam Aasuraama,
Cut off the tough ends of tbe asyara-
cue; wash ana put the tops in quart
glass cans ; fill to the brim with cold
wster; let them atand for ten minutes.
then seal tightly; put a wooden ra
In the bottom of your wash bolter,
stand tbe cans en It, caver them over
with cold water, bring them slowly to
a boiling point, bail four hours. Let
them stand until the water is cool. See
tbat tbe lids are tightened before you
lift the Jara eut of tbe water. :
: fThaaae JTata. S
A delicious dish to serve with toast
crackers and not coffee: Chop a pint
English walnuta or blanched - fil-
of
mmiia tf ahnonda are used, slightly
tnaet them. Place - lovers or chopped
nuts la a small pan, alternating with
layers of grstea cneese sua gratea
hrwaA numbs: season with butter (I
dots) and dashes of salt and pepper.
Boften with a little polling wster ana
bake twenty minutes.
iiawttnr Aasavwata. '
Ta mits etrawberry ambrosia, select
fine, rich-flavored berries aad arrange
them In a deep glass dish with ai tar
ns ta layers of coarsely chopped pine,
annia. enrinkllo between each layer a
generous dusting ef powdered sogsi
and fresh grated cocoanut rour ova
the ton a cnoful ef eraace Juice and
set In a cold place until thorough
chilled, then eerve.
M. laaaerand. tha French Ambassador
te this country. Is a voluminous author
whoee works abundaatly show tbe the
eugbaess at the writer.
WHAT IS PE-RU-1MA?
s It a Catarrh Remedy, or a
Tonic, or is It Both?
Soma people call Fernr
tonic. Other refer to Fgnuut as a
great catarrh remedv.
WtUcu or mesa peopis.ars riun
I it mora proper to call Psnma a ca
tarra remedy thaa to call it a tonic!
Our reply ia, that Peruaa to both a
tonio aad ft catarrh remsdy. Indeed,
there cub no effectual catarrh rm
adr that to not alio A tonio.
In order to thoroughly relist any
oast of catarrh, a remedy must not
only har a specific action on tho an'
con membrane affected by tho ot'
tarrh, bat it mast har a general tonio
action on th nsrroos lyitem.
Catarrh. Tn in psrson who nro
otherwit strong, to n weakened con
dition of aomo rnucou membrane,
Thtr must b something to strength'
n th circulation, to girt ton to th
arteries, and to nil tho vital force
Perhaps no veroUblo rmdy la th
world has attracted to much attention
from medical writer as HTSXA8TIS
CAXADZ5SIS. Th wonderful ffl-
eftoy of this herb has been noognlxed
many rears, and is growing in Its hold
npon th medical profession. When
Joined with CTTBEBS and COPAIBA ft
trio of medical agents is formed ia Pa
rana which constitutes a ipeciflo rem
edy for catarrh that ia th present
stat of medical progrea cannot b
improTsd npon. This action, rein
forced by saca renowned tonic as
C0LLHJS05IA CAHASE5SIS, COB-
YD ALIS F0BJC0SA and CXDB03
SD, ought to mak this oompoand
an ideal remedy for catarrh in all it
itage and location in th body.
From a theoretical standpoint, there
fore, Peruna Is beyond criticism. Th
ns of Perona, confirm tnis opinion.
Homberles testimonials from very
quarter of tho earth furnish ample
evidence that this judgment to not
over snthusiastio. When practical ex1
peri ence confirms a well-grounded the
ory ths result is & truth that cannot b
Tunny," said Baretop, "bat there
wss a time when the barbers used te
speak of my bslr."
"You mesa before you began to get
baldr saked bis friend.
'Yes. Now they siesk ef my hairs.'
Philadelphia frees.
IWaThtri
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fnraay
ire of Catarrh tbat eaaaot be cure ki He-la
Catarrh Cure. . . .
F. 1. t H C1., Toieno, o
W lha nflrleralatmt. Save kaowa F. S.
rh.n lor ik leatlA rears, snd celtere bias
perferilr hinorab.s In all kaUBess Iraaaaalloaa
anq 1 1. iitaii , .ui- w , . - 'a
Uoa maos Br ni eras. .. .
S1L I m Sl.lAfl B lilt 1.
W holeaale Prugglsu, Tolede.O
hsii's i atarran vurw ia aaan isirrnaiir. acs
Ing dirertlr upfl Ike blood sad ataeous sur-
rares oi ins system, lestiaieniatv asm irw.
Frlr 75 rents per bottle Md by ail bruggiata.
Teas Uau s ramur rius lor bvostipauuB.
Wheat
"Do you think tbe rstlwsys will be
willing to obey tbe lawT
"Oh, snswered Mr. Dusttn
Stai; "we'll obey tbe lew sll right.
But not until sfter our lawyers get
through explaining It" Wsahlugtoa
Stsr.
What Mve4 11 las.
Blobbt dwelt neit door to Mr. Hood,
Whose reputation wasn't good;
And so, one day,
Blobbs moved away
He did aot like the neighbor Hood.
Artlatleallr SmkU.
Mrs. Kawler (looking at photograph
-It's so eicellent picture of rou, bat It's
SB exceedingly poor one of your husband.
Mrs. Cross way I know it, but I like
It sll the better on tbat account. lie
makes such aa admirable r foil, yea
know.
The LI salt.
There's no use talking," ssld Mrs.
Hewligus. "My husband la tbe crankiest
man that ever drew the breath ot life,
There ta only one time la the year wbea
be feels like going to church, and that's
when tbe church la closed for the summer
vacation,"
Maee Hew Ira.
Btubb I am glad to say that the
foolish old custon of fighting at the
drop of a hat has completely died out.
Venn I don't believe It I dropped
my wife's white summer hat while I
was looking for my collar yesterday
and she has been fighting ever since.
Retted eg raith.
Bloi Shyster Is evidently a student
or Daman nature.
Knox Why do you think set
Bloi lie bss no faith In mankuur
Knox Oh, that's easily explained.
Be baa associated with himself for
good many year.
Ae He Telia It.
Just as Mr. sod Mrs. Ferguson were
getting off the street csr at tha crowded
corner downtown, ' Mr. Ferguson felt a
band slyly inserted la bis pocket.
But be did aot turn bis heed,
Hs recotnized his wife's dell"ate touch.
Is Your
Hair Sick?
That's too bad t We had no
ticed It was looking pretty
thin and faded of late, but
naturally did not like to speak
of it. By the way. Ayer's
Hair Vigor Is a regular hair
grower, perfect hair re
storer. It keeps the scalp
clean and healthy.
wT1 " Jf$u13'uMt wJ,'',,r
...... . .... .. .... , mw a.
3
Made kr J. O. are oe.. Law all, auee.
Ala auaaaMtaras af
eiaiir raiamniaoa it as aa svtsllsai dressing
for ths hslr, kssfilug II suft sad ttaootk, aul
erafSDllDg ths hair frosi alltUae at Ike
eds.''-JtiaaisraiTa,Tsedsai,lek.
pa-
Do, (meeting Johnny)-! b.v. fou-4
you out Johimy-Whstaiuw
Nobody. Johiiny-Uoodue- gr.t.t.
I am discovered!
pa-Why did you go out ra iu.
today without sa uiuorv...,
iobmiy-I at. aslt ina.r. 1 1 .u morn.
lug for breakf-st, sua tat
T. . . w.
jobnny-8ay, dad, ir I te a c-.
and you ordered ons and ate It, wW
would your pboue autuber be I a
Glrs It up, sou. Johuuy-lt would be
IX
tJt.u Kdna-Whst I "lelw.
niauuuaJ Mamma-Ifs the spsre time
a woman has in which she can do me
other kind of work, my dear.-Cblvsge
Dally Newa,
II. fasntentlooaly)-! slwW W""
my mlud. one iarv r -tbat
U why you have the reputstlon of
. . . ...i.t t aiinm 'B
being a man of so few worua. .-
more American.
-tothar Whatever are you doing to
.,!!. child r child I'm Just go
. . ... - I-.-
I mil hap ra nea. Dauuf
taken off her hair, but I can t get her
teeth out Sourlra,
old idv improving, tbe occasion)
Ton know. boys. It's only tbe body
which lies here. Now, what la it goes
to Heaves RtnaU Boy ( tentatively )-
'Is 'sad, anna. PIch Me-tp.
NeU .sa, she said her husband mar
ried har ter her beauty. What do yea
think of that? Belle Well. I think her
husband must feel like a widower now,
Catholic Standard aud Tluiea,
Mistress Bridget, have you cenieut
sd the handle on to tne water jua
which yen dropied yeeterdayt Bridget
I started to, Utttn. but tuoet unfor
tunately 1 dropped tbe cement bottle.
fuoch.
-Tbe body of tbe late Major Jinks
wss cremated." "What they golu' to
do with Itr "Ills widow nas mm
corked up la a fruit Jar. Bays It's tbe
last of the fsmily Jara," Atlanta to
Ultutton,
The Wife, during a quarrel I'm go
ing right borne te mother; so there I
Tbe Husband That's right dear, of
two evils always choose the lees. I'lease
don't bring your mother here. loo
kers Statesman.
Pa Ton naughty boy, you've been
fighting sgalu t Johnny No, pa. I was
only trying to keep a bad by from
hurting a little boy. Pa That waa
noble act my son; who was the little
boy? Johnny Me.
Department Store Manager Tbs
clerk la tbe butter department says he's
not going to lie about our butter any
more, Tbe Boas What salary does he
get? Manager Eight dollars a week.
The Boaa Ulve him nine.
Sweet Singer De Hammer says he
bss a high place In the nett snow be
goes out with, uooieoiso ell.
should say It Is high, lis alls In tbs
flies and tears up paper fur tbe snow
storm scentv Chicago Newa
Dot I beard your soldier brother
wrote you a birthday letter. Wss there
soy war newa In It? Johnny t don't
know. Too see It wss printed on tbs
envelope "Return In Ore days." (to I
kept It that long and then sent It bark.
Walter Olrl (In restaurant) We've
got frogs' legs, chicken livers, calves'
brains and Johnny (turning to bis
pa) I say, dad, they must be queer
people who live In this plsce. Don't
you think they ought to cell In a doc
tor!
"Ia Mrs. Wise at homer Inquired
Mrs. Chatters, standing In tbe shadow
of tbe doorwsy. "1 don't know, ma'ain,"
replied the servant "1 can't tell till I
git a better look at ye. If ys'vs a wsrt
ea the aids o' yer nose, ms'sm,
ln't" Philadelphia Prese.
-Thar, my son, you see what larnlo'
done fer yer daddy, don't your "What
mawf "Wby, Jest ss soon ss tbe gov
er'mlnt knowed that be could do (lgc-trs
In his head they p'lnted him postmaster
st t10 a year, an' purty soon he'll be
sellln stsmps what go on hitters!"
Atlanta Constitution.
"But," saked tbe proprietor of (he
Bongtong apartments, "do you think
this nraa Is tbe best one yon can get for
Jaaltorr "Tbe beat sver I" replied the
manager, 'lie bns been st vsrlous
times aa Iceman and a street car coo
ductor. He's as sassy and Independent
as he can be.' Philadelphia Press.
"Whst I would like," ssld the eager
young actress, "Is a part with a death
scene In It I never fell to make a big
bit when I die." "I don't doubt If
replied tbe heartless, manager, "and I
may say that you would maks tbs big
gest hit of your life if you would go
away somewhere and die right now."
Chicago Record-Herald.
Johnny (sitting up In bis bed st
13:80 p. m.) Dad, I'm so thirsty, i'a
Lis quietly and go to sleep, Johnny
(sfter a psuse) But dad, 1 must hsre
a drink of water. I'm so thirsty. Pa
If you don't go to sleep this minute III
hsvs to thrash you. A long silence,
then Johnny replied All right dad. If
you re getting up to thrash me, yon
might bring me a glass of wster st ths
same time.
Hew ta Baler Whlet.
"How csn ons learn t i.
the
gams or wnieir- Aspirant
uet yourself rone- into a ram.
ss
partner to some one who helped rioyle
wnte nis doos. ins otner two plsyer
muse bisb se exnena. atari i-
.. . .. .. i"
leas.
anuy to enliven me gams with a
few
weu-cnoeeo sneonotes, now snd
tasking tbe wrong plsy. After
partner has slapped your ears
sworn at you and nut tha hia..
then
your
and
curse
on vou and all rour anceatre an
- ranmi
you a fool a few times you will awake
ailed
to tne reei joy or tno gentle snd I
lectusl gsme. We have tried Ibis
erst times, but not st frenn.nt i
Intel
eev.
Inter-
vsls, snd ws csn guarantee its efllea
icy,
vnicago newa.
Often a man Impose. 00 birussl
- lasee ms memory.
BAB B3LOOL
Bvwr Prt of tl M I" "Joa tht Wood lor nmtrWuuent iss
,a TustuUf truptioua. t)titlss raalie nUU Ultat akl.t affartk
Smw tha TtU. blood id tWUU art., d seas, conaulca . tcaultol to.
SrTrcSu U7. l&Witc.. are al
niia luimint e ami iwiawuw
Ut?sK 5h. ioacUv condition
avenue OlWlily
avenues oi t""' " , . iv
furui r C ana otuer atma,
throu.houtthe clamlatio. Cuminf
Sr for tho iHisoik? c4 tU.
ilcrobeof Male" l our W"f.,-w wb. tmu ws wood l
ctt oa itltr it bexoma a carrier of diaeaae lasU-ad cl lie-llh. 8o.
and Until till vit w"a --
!Jffer tamam war. For Hood trouble
- wver
PURELY VEGETABLE "1,
ll.htcst tracw of tit trouble for tutor outbreak. The whole tvlttrnslj
. . I .( Mane Cat R- A. S. It is alan
hluod la renewed aom titssaw
' . s .1.- ..
v ,.
eTtvW S
Owe Owe ISIaeteeU,
ui.i.t Ji-kiaa. kt a si a aretdla'
aomaas toagus. wssa It's !' U de
timer
I sal st sure, George, thai I aaoee-
stand yea. 'Why la a sreie'lag weaaaa s
tongue, when It's goisg sll tae near
what Is the reel. Oeofger
"Ala't ae rest te It. Uet taught ef ye
base dat time, ditla't yo. Mutab Jla
Haar
"I-adlea aad g.aileaea. the eenlneat
teaor. Maiea Taiike Paeery, wdl new
sing tbe favorite soailoieet ballad, Ae
war Me the UI4 OW ywiw. I-1;
Hew le Te Kat s Rofl a bell (.rear
- I
e m. Vm1 teae aaa afl treses P an sa
Hscon Has be bea aoo-savaful with
his new airsblpT
rgbert-Psrilstty so. lie goes Hp
la the air" every time be trie to start
the thing -Tookers Htatvatuas.
CASTOR I A
Tor Inlanti aad C-ildrsa.
Tbt Kin. Too Kan Alwajs Bccjit
Blgoatoe of
stetirakl.
hv.i, waa . . , , -a ai -."
who ha. Just rturod froes a trie a bread.
iiaa a nae note, aaa year ae aaasv,
l"erfe.'tly apleBdld."
' Y.r v-ua . anlne eruu taart
haware sll lha tieW
"by. bow eaa yes talk set It ditla't
rata a drep while I"
"lon't Interrupt ate, rblld. I knew
what I sas earing. It was rslalsg when
yea started away from here ssd It's rein
ing sow. Comnrebeadr
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mm
if rA
u
25mAU MUGCiSTy-GOm.
lenarren, most
rnrMt eann .11,1
fKct;
ft
..Sl
l. r at
g.rwan gnnerva sna uuiia ins same uey, wn
nriktintl crunness and aweemeaa nerfartlv nreervrd.
lilts I the secret of "sweet corn goodness
a la tt.. ...... J SI
Preferred Stock Canned Goo&i ' '
V-rt ea. a l.n ., lasa
' Ig
ALUW tMll, Wkekeals Orocert, 0TtA, 0SM0. 0. . A.
L. DOUGLAS
S3.00 & S3.S0 SHOES .J.li.
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- 1 tmm ikrJi-a a:
IL-if esjr-llttls.. sej suesrior wsart'. quHu. ' .K 5
iifi. ',,'-'l!,''doibaraiaUirtala for eaeri ert . liW
aK-..!" '. '"' -sa.l of tUas mililsl(wideil.f hv V, V SlJ J
atriu tom,'U'Br',''M'""o'iii-rtle.daB.s,turaasl.d Va; ,
lVtt,'".n,""'''f, blslwai .aaas tiaiiiinllal T&&JV
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.?fll.',B-!l' WMrdaslerfat W. L. I . ,b-i. Jf bi
e-eeiwlaetetr. Beeestatever)fwtieby aaaU Uialealree, W.U
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ot th. ystem, and torpid Mt
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s.t , ts hl,vul a,i ji.7i
-r 1 'viiatite
la contact with MntarUw tlitZ
JfbruUit th rm
. , - - - m ur g)
of any chamtef 8. 8. & is t bnt
aae swm.t . wswe.w-sa- -iiwve. UWg M
kind. The action ol 8. ti.lL t. -
thorotigh that hetwtlitary taints at rvmovel
ad weak, tllaeaacd blood mad strneg a4
healthy so tbat diactu cannot Trinaia,
rure Rheumstissa. Catarrh, Scrofula. Soms
JT
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A Jl ft. (a fur aaia at alt Ant .1.1
mmm n era n Jt SHSIIM mm l
. .lire aeaawg wi-anie aa
RRI8ATEB UK3 W WASHra
j The W'ertaUhea Valley Irrigated Aa
, pie trttharw are patmg v0 k ist
I per awe I hut yea. Cearade ttrUan,
one Mile frtttn laaveiiwotih, la ao, M
ealav tlet parflrulare free 'tout
I II. C. Pels., m Alaska I I ig , lesttla
ENGRAVING Write Us
L. PLATES
rOt MINTING
HICKS-CM ATTEN
fetlsaaej " OregM
20 Mule Tom
RHRi-af:
III iiaaiaas a.aa eMirla ia Mt Hl-a i a. sa
. Mm a- - il.a ar Ha
MiwrIK' Hmtm amass.
(! t
Aeewraiaa ta Hale. '
fcValry ton rau't leave.
Soldier Hat I hae the ifii
oral perwlaaion. '
iwtttry importantly)- Iju'h tee It
Tranalaled ff Traasallami ralet
froui II Motto per tttdwe,
Moftwee win And Mrs. Wletw. fttas
Syr tea a r,nu-lt to use M laelf rtlssw
Ixtteg the sMXhtag ketlmi.
KaeMeb mm reee Maakaade. '
Wh aa Koglieh wife bat sjsnrtes
,. .i i. i i ,..l , m i k. ar
tap? ia.wi.w - - -
gre to hi rlub or else he ; "Tea
are not tery well. ay d- hH I
send for drt.rr Tl rsus,
an roniralre, Ita hysiwM. Tat
1'iwtaihmaa asy tsM mm bit lf
love ber. Mto br ki" her or ktll bet.
hut Indifferent tr he. suflof W bef,
ftevr!tol lm l "" '"
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. lit i:im. mi
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PAIN
GOUQUERS
so (TWfNf sa, srwtgMgas, srevAJt 0 mf,
feoTMsea is MTti VMr vou cwa
tuBAOC rAtN, artkUkMTie TWUWI,
vou ac ntit tm sustv mreas
SOUT ACKISMt. evSJ-Watl Sl-i
KM MAfiMSt osa T. MCOt 0U
ACADEMY
bnaMlne se4 iter teknol for rH e eril rrs ''"'"'J 5
isnferrt, laikalay, CwimII, Aieh.r.t a4 all ai"
M'l'nlintal rnilagM. The erlh. Il-al bsa bH at ' i","'''VJ
rnrllan.t Maia reaatTalinas ,aaw. .r llittrtrawl esia
oilier literature e4lieae .
i. . sill, 1. 0- friMisal u rrpt!W, WRTIMO, O.UCOI
Fresh from the Ear to the Can in M-in
Preferred Stock Sweet Corn It rrked f -f us l '
the Maine soil snd climate combine to todocs the n"'"
aciu uxu com in tne ,
In ,1,1. MMwlaffnl rnffl f
. ' . l..-..t 1.
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be eaneie ,''kli'hs
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