The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, August 23, 1907, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextI r ? u I , - x , s ALCOHOL J PGR CENT, j Aeftabk- Pnrpjrflkr for As slmilaiiru Food and Rrftila llUieSuMBctewllJowii Promotes DiiestloiUClfftfiJ ncss and rtoXtaiains mOrr OpiumaMarptac narhtaraL ftOT .NARCOTIC, i. a v 00 . rfa ! w-w- fea:eeV a .-- (ton . Saw StDnxtuDlintoa WarmJConviustoosJrarat ness anlLossOTMiER IteSenw Signafw ef NEW YORK. Exact Copy of Wrapper. Law vtr. "My State," said the Virginias; "Is the SMtber of Presidents." "Is," mid the Ohio man. bnt tb Id lady ha ontlired her bora half eeatrry or mora." P relBl Ad Tie. Physician You'll bar to b careful this summer and not overexert ,oar self. Patient Then yon think I ought to take a mention, en? Physician Certainly not Didn't t just tell jou not to OTerezert yourself? Tat CeBveraallaa mt Calau "Vooey talks," said the succinct per son. "lea," answered Mlaa Cayenne, "and some of It seems at present to be quite gossipy and scandalous La Its remarks." Washington Star. A freat irrigation project involving an expenditure of about $25,000,000 has been authorised by the Secretary of State for India. Worst Tkla Aaaat Tkeaa. "Appearances," remarked Mrs. Hlgb aa, "are so deceitful." "I don't mind that so much," sighed Mrs. Arabian, "but they're so expensive te keep np P Daring the lifetime of a healthy hen she will lay from 3U0 to 900 eggs. Her beat laying capacity is during her second Sixteen out of the twenty-one English coronation that took pit lis Kliw Better. Nan O, that story looks too long. I don't want to read It. ' Fan Tea, yon do. It'a a story about woman you don't like. Japan has very few millionaires and Tactically no multi-millionaires. I in ra i 1 tt'i it i a-. r .wnat rr n n sVCV nf Taw I tnuiiN am (HID SOMES: JBY IMPURITIES Whenever a sore refuses to heal it Is because: the blood Is not pore tad healthy, as it should be, but la infected with poisonous germs or some old blood taint which Las corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most usually alilictea wita old sores are persons who have reached or passed mid dle life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have naturally begun to decline, and the poisonous germs which have accumulated because of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint which has hitherto been held in check, now force an outlet on the face, arms, legs or other part of the body. The place grows red and angry, festers and eats into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn nicer, fed and kept open by the impurities with which the blood is saturated. Nothing i3 more trying and disagreeable than a stubborn, non-healing sore, The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments is good reason lor suspicion; the same germ-producing cancerous ulcers is back of every Did sore, and especially la this true if the trouble i3 an inherited one. Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can I wee .mlai n , oo any Ste-?1 lag the naoe or roar yeare' standini araa a small pimple at fira squally swf.-.V and worie Z? . la avery war until I became every particle ot the diseased nesa were !.E?ki ShSiVatnS,ul iK;"1"!! teaay another sore would come. be trested me but the sore continued, cause the trouble is in the blood, and the to crow worse. I saw S. 8. 8. ad- BLOOD CAMMOT BP OUT A lafal V trertlaed and commenced its use ztVVU MWWATm and after ukins; it a while I was The cure must come by a thorough cleans Cwff&lt? tteiS ln of the blood. In S. S. S. will be found atteot of s. 8. 8., and tnere baa not a remedy forsores and ulcers of every kind. jTiSS&Siu' th ,luc It is an unequalled blood purifier-one that ' THOB. GWXS. goes directly into the circulation land West Union, Ohio. promptly cleanses it cl all Coisons and PURELY VEGETABLE Then the sore begins to teal, new flesh is formed, all pain and inflammation leaves, the place scabs over, and when 8. S. 8. has purified the blood the sore is permanently cured. 8. 8. 8. is for sale at all first class drug stores. Write for our special book on sores and ulcers and any other medical advice fOO. desire. We make no charge for the book or advice, THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO ATLANTA, CM W. L. DOUGLAS 3.00 & $3.50 SHOES ffiMHOfS FOR EVERY" MEMBER OF-vm "w THE FAMILY. AT ALL PRICES. THB REASON W. L. Doiurlaa aboM invntn la all wailit of Ufa than any other make. Is became of tlieir exMUnnt aiyle, my-dttlng, and superior wearing qualities. The election of Ilia leaibers and other materials fur es-h part of tba shoe, and ererjr detail of the making is looked after by the nioMoom!eteorraniSHtionof nperlntendents.fornneuand akilled shoemakers, who twelve the highest wages paid in the now inaueiry, ana wnoee worsmansnip eannot If I eouUl tuke you into my large factories nt mmu uw jvi buw eareiuiiy r. . imiiviM Mioee srw Diauw, JOU would then anrlerataiid why they hold their shape, St better, Fhaui tnf nth. Mr 0V faf aW SS 0Waf 0Mf Mhmmm eanieaf mtnmllm mi say W. L. Douglas sumps his name and prloe oo tlie bottom to protect you saaiaet hia aud Inferior ihoea. Take Ma Sabetltnta. Sold iJfm War Mtfim aaaf UMltm-h. Vt4mwUHin For Infants and Children. Tho Kind You Have Always Bought tho A A. Bears Signature VJr For Over Thirty Years Trace el the Teddy wear. When it sits np on Its haunches, la a pose for catching fliea: When It ogles you, my children, with Its wicked little yes; When It reaches out caressingly, its fore- paws ia the sir That Is the time of peril, dear ! Ne truce with the Teddy Bear ! Fceallar Bladaa Draasa. Drums used la Hindoo religious pro cessions are called doles. They are mads of baked earth, and sometimes a yard long, and twice aa large at the center as at either end. Kettle drums are thin copper basins or bowls, cot- ered with parchment or calf-skin, which la held in place by aa Iron hoop. Headaaartera far Iafaranatlaa. Dicky loo don t b uev tost story about Little Red Hiding Hood an' tht wolf, do yoo r Kitty Course I do. Dicky Well, If youU Jiat write to Prea'dent RooseTelt an' sak him about it he'll tell you it's a take. We fears. Manufacturer (showing him around the workshops) With our improved machin ery we can make one of these giant lire- crackera every minute in the day. Vial tor Aren't you afraid yon will overstock the market? Manufacturer Not at alL There's a fool bora ere minute. r Failles;. had sereral engaged couples st her bouse for dinner the ether evening, and she 'didn't do a thing but pair them all off wrongly. "Yes; aha doesn't seam to know how to put two and two together." A perfect head, viewed from the side, falls within a perfect square, avenging nine inches for s man, and eight and a half for a woman. FEB AND KECT OPES IN THEBtOQO permanent good ; neither will remov- sore with caustic plasters or the " , .TV ,-. , " in. "Chat taints. It gets down to the very bottom of the trouble and forces out every trace of im purity and makes a complete and lasting cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of the blood so that instead of feeding the diseased parts with Impurities, it nourishes the Irritated. Inflamed flesh with health v blood. hvmnM tmmu DeezeelJM. Brockton. Mass. 't tber make. if smjr isrOoat. net high SffieeS bv the best ehna daetere mrmmttmn. V.1 JHUtAJa, JBraa4ess. alaaa, GUILTY OF GRAFTING E;:::a izi fcrrla to Ictsl cl Frs-d A.2lc$t CoTcrnscat. JUKI CET CXLT HALF AN ECUR A;t4 Defendants Hard Hit by Result Both Are Permitted Thalr v Liberty on Ball. San Francisco, Aug. 80. John A. Benton and Dr. K J ward B. Pen in were yesterday convicted of conspiracy to defraud the United Btatee government In securing 13,000 acres ot land In Te hama county. lh verdict, which means a fine and term of imprisonment, was returned by a jury In the United States District court alter being out about an hcur. Benson and Dr. Porrin were allowed to retain their liberty on ball. JuJm Pe Haven set Thursday as a day lor paeaing sentence. J. C. Campbell made the closing ar gument lor the defense at the morning session, and in the afternoon United States District Attorney Devlin closed tor the proaecation, summing up the case in a forcible manner. In hit charge Judge Da Haven instructed the juroia that if they found from the evi dence that Dr. Perrin had at any time sdbsequcnt to October 31, 1903, taken advantage of the contract with Benson he should be- found guilty at charged. After (he jury had been out about half an hour they filed back Into court and asked fr a reading of letters Perrin wrote from Washington, Snell't reply and that part of the charge relating to Dr. Perrin's liability In connection with the Benson contract. A verdict was returned within ton minutes after the request of the jnry had been granted. Dr. Perrin took the verdict very haid and was comforted by his two sons. Benson appeared to be dumfounded at the result. The punishment provided by the stat ute is a fine of not less than f 1,000 nor more than 1 10,000 and imprisonment (or not less than two yeats. NO LACK OF MEN. Tslegraph Company Blames Opera tors for Congestion. Portland, Aug. 20. "General condi tions are improving," said B. T. Beid, district superintendent of the Western Union Telegraph company, who was in this city yesterday from Seattle. "There has not been a day since the strike began, a week ago, that our com pany baa not had enough good opera tors td handle all business, and tbey could have done so, bat for the mali cious interference with our wires by the railroad telegraphers. We have a num ber of secret service men and inspec tors, who are on duty at suspected points and we propose to arrest and proeecnte every man who is found tam pering wil h our wires. However, there has been lees disturbance on this ac count today than any other day since our operators walked out. "Six months ago the operators In the employ of the Western union through Sers."Vt SrTdillon'' has" been replaced by discoid ever since the men came under the influence of cam J. Small, president of tlieif national or ganiss t ion . The men had no gr ievances and what ia more they deliberately wt Iked out without being so much as ordered. It was not until then that they formulated a statement of griev ances to be presented to the company The same course was pursued by the messengers. "The trouble Is not that the men have grievances, not that they were kept from their positions by intimida tion. They would rather not work at all. Take the Portland office today, for instance. .The company is paying S3 a day for messengers. Seven men accepted positions ss messengers Ibis morning snd before night tlx of them had quit their positions." Gompers' Aid Asked For."" WsHhington, Aug. 20. President Samuel Gompres, of the American Fed eration ot Labor, today reported to the executive council of the federation tliat he, John Mitchell, of Indianapolis, and Daniel J. Keefe, of Detroit, bad beer intrusted by united labor with an at tempt to bring about "an honorable ad justment of the telegraphers' strike at an opportune time." Mr. Gompers was asked when he thought tbst time would arrive, and replied that he could not say, but that it might be "st any houcr, or perhaps not at all." Must Kow Tow to Mr. Ithl. Seattle, Wash., Aug. 20. A bulle tin in the dock offices of the immigra tion offices gives this laconic instruc tion to inspectors: "K. Ishil, Japanese diplcmst, may pass through Seattle. Kow tow to hrm." Japanese Consul S. Hismidao left Isst'night for San Fran cisco to meet Iobli and bring him to Portland and Seattle. He is coming here to investigate consular and labor conditions and immigration officers have received word be must be treated wilh consideration.- The force was given the word in the dock office bulletin. Tsft Favors Bsvltlon. Columbus, O., Aug. 20 . W. H. Taft, secretary of war, tonight made what he was pleased to term his "political con fession of faith" at Memorial hall. Mr. Taft made no formal announcement of his candidacy, but be was introduced by Governor Harris as ths next presi dent of the United States, which was the signal for a prolonged bunt of ap plause, lis reiterated his previous declaration tliat be is in favor of tariff revision. 8tomach Full of Frogs. Tremont, Fa., Aug. 20. Frogs' eggs imbibed in spring wa'er by Mrs. Wal ter Kaudlich, of Wesl Schuylkill, near ly proved fatal. The warmth of the body caused the eggs to hatch instantly, and the little frogs thrived to such an extent aa to cause an internal obstruc tion. An operation was necessary to sars Mrs. Kaudllch'a life. TURNING POINT RtAOHtD. loth Sides in Strike Fxpsct Thiy Can Win right. Chicago, Aug. l.-Iuiportant devel opments la the strike of ths Commer cial Telegraphers are looked for today by both disputants. Confident that tht strike baa spent its force, and that ths turning point has been reached, ths telegraph companies look for stam pede ot ths strikers to regain their for met positions. Cheered by ths repotts they have re ceived from ths various cities affected, the strike leaders on ths other hand are prepared to prosecats ths fight more vigorously than ever. Aaccording to advices received at union headquarters, the messenger boys and check clerks in New York ars scheduled to go out today. Broker firms throughout the country have been given until noon today to sign contracts with their operators ot suffer the conse quences of a walkout. Three hundred opeiatora employed by the Atnelrcan Telephone A Telegraph company throughout the Southwest may be called out before night, unless a 10 per cent Increase in wages Is grant ed. Tbia Is one ot the trump cards which President Small expects to play. If the order is issued it will Isolste Ch'eago from ths rest ot the country, so fat as telephonic communication is concerned. KECP8 CORPSES LIKK LIFE. Young Italian Blacksmith Finds New Method ef Preservation. Paris, Ang. 19. The scientific and medical world la treat ly interested In the discovery of a young blacksmith, of Rome, to preserve corpses fresh and in tact. The system Is ths Injection of serum which kills ths micro-organlsln of putrefaction. It Is said to be the secret of the In vention many years a to for the same purpose of Gerolamo Segato, which bad since been lost. Tits inventor Is a young man named Pignotti, 23 years of age, snd his hope is that from this dis covery he may push on his researches and succeed in coring certain diseases by Injecting his serum into ths living subject. - It has already been "Injected into living animals without 'causing them any Inconvenience, or disorder of ths orannism, while a corpse which was inoculated with the concoction was found ten dsya later in exactly the same condition aa at ths moment of death. PLAQUE IN FRISCO. Board of Health Takes Drastic Meat ores to Isolats Patients. San Francisco, Aug. 19. Five case ot bubonic plague, four ot which have retailed in death, bare been reported to the Health department within ths oast week. The natienta. with one ex ception, were of the poorer class of foreigners dwelling tn ths neighbor hood of tho old Chinatown. Ths ex ception was a foreign sailor taken from a coastwise steamer. Prompt and active measures were taken by the local, state and Federal authorities, and spread of the disc Is not feared. Both President Jules A Simon, ot ths health board, and Health Officer James T. Wstkins stated today I no occasion exists for alarm. The In fee ted steamer .was ordered into quar antine with her passengers and will so remain until released by the Health department. Ths two shacks Inhab ited by the other patients were fuml gated, locked up and sealed. The bodies of the two Mexicans, Ital ian and Russian Pole, who succumbed, were destroyed in quicklime. Plnkarton Dies st Sea. New York, Aug. 19. Robert Pink erton, bead ot the detective sgency bearing that name, died at sea Monday on the steamship Bremen. lis was en route to Germany in the pursuit of health. The cause of death was fatty degeneration of the heart. Robert Pinkerton was ens of the two principals of the Pinkerton Detective agency, this organisation navmg never incorporated. During the last 26 years, be has been in charge of the New York sgency while his brother, William A Pinker ton, resided in Chicago. Shah of Persia Hslplsss. Teheran, Persia, Aug. 19. This on happy country is in a complete state of anarchy. Ths new shah is entirely helpless, having lost evsn ths power of veto, which mott oonstititional mon- archs reserve to themselves. Being without money, be eannot get out of bis difficulties, and he baa toatct en tirely st ths orders of the revolitlonsry party. Obeying their commands, he has withdrawn bis uncle, hitherto gov ernor of Ispahan, from his post. The revolutionaries sis craty on the sub ject of reform. Sentence Is Deferred. San Francisco, Aug. 19. The sen' tence of Vice President Zimmer, of the racinc Telephone ft Telegraph com pany, for contempt of court in refusing to answer questions in ths first trial of Loult Glass was deferred Saturday on til Tuesday by request of his attorney, wno was unprepared lor argument. Zimmer' attorney, Charles If. Fairall. ha raised the point that the verdict of guilty cannot stand, as ths lurv was uiscnargen, oeiore it was recorded. Jll . . ' . . Rscord Pre for Rsnts. New York, Aug. 19. Nine leadine companies affiliated with the Steel cor poration has leased four floors of a great office structure which ths Hudson Tunnel company Is erecting at ths Church street terminal, for which tbey win uay a record rental OI SHO.OUO fnt each floor, oi $2,400,000 for 10 years inane, inrs is ss n to bs the largest rental paid anywhere on earth. . Double Track Great Northern. Seattle, Wash.. Aue. 19 w. ir Homeland, chief engineer of ths fir.r Northern, announced hera tnnlol.t. h. ths line on ths west elope of ths Rock ies, Between wniteflsn and Summit, would be double tracked and a 1 ar portion of It entirely rebuilt. Mr Hogeland has just completed an Ineruwi. tlon trip over that tsrrittory. Saake that Klila- a Menkes aas Uvea I" Vtatlsa's Shall. President Roosevelt's attack upon the authenticity of other person s as ture stories and the uiso who Ml them may lead to tuternatloual complications If continued, for today several new brands of snecdotss of snlmals cam to tows, snd the suthors sre ready to stand np for tbslr rlghta snd their ver acity. On board tb British freight steam ship Indrapura, In port from Japan and India, la Chow, a chow dog. Chow would rather fight than eat, sod be demonstrated his predominating desire on several occasions during the 30,000 mlle Journey that tb ludrapurs, under Captain Kelway's comtuaud, suded upon her arrival In New Vork. Be tides Chow, the Indrapura boasts of Truer, a wire-haired Irish terrier, and Pickles, S gamecock. Said Mr. Warn wrlght, first officer of tb Indrapura ! "All this talk about uatur faking I rot, for I can tell you thing that bir pened on thla hlp that neither Presi dent Roosevelt, Dr. Long. Mr. Roberts, nor Chauncey M. Depew baa ver two Ton wouldn't believe, for Instance, that the gamecock can clean the deck In ten secoods or every living thing. And Mr. Roosevelt would perbsp not be lieve that Plcklea baa s habit nt Jump ing ou tb back of Chow, digging bis spurs Into tba Chinese dog's bids, and tnea calmly attempting to pick Cbow's eyes out Tb laat time w rescued tlrt dog It took the utlr crew of forty set sn Lascars to get Pickles from bis back. W tried to clip Plcklea' apurs, but they resisted tb sharpest knlfa, snd finally tb smith shaped tome metal caps, nice ly rounded, so ss to msk the spar harm lee. "Next day Pickles began picking the dog In the port ltd with bis beak. II kept It up every day for a week, and then he awltcbed to the starboard aid. Finally on day the bow la of tb enow dog again resounded through tb steam ship. Pickles waa In bis accustomed place, bis capped spur dug deep Into boles wblcb he bad picked, snd be wss agalu tryl's to pick out Cbow' eye. Vivian Tuthlll, tb Indrapura' third officer, told a natur story about a snaks snd a monkey which be got at Singapore and which fought a battis to tb death. The soak waa a beauti ful reptile of th garter variety, and tb monkey waa a bushy faced little fellow of sweet temper and great agil ity. On morning tb snake and mon key ware found In deadly battle. The monkey waa killed and tb snak crawl ed Into Its skull and circled sbout tn It, entering tn st on eye snd out of another. Finally be got all knotted up snd died. Mr. Tuthlll dried tb outfit under tb fierce tropical tun In th Red Sea and to-day he ahows his friends the fantastic souvenir of tb bleached monkey's skull with tb little snake. practically petrified, still entwined through tb monkey a' bead. Second Cnglneer Fraser, of tb freighter Indravellt, lying almost along side th Indrapura at tb Bush stores In South Brooklyn, told of a battle be tween a cheetah oo board th Indra velll and a bulldog In thla harbor. If Roosevelt decides against th cheetah as sa easy victor over a bulldog he will bar to do so over the words of seven Brltlab marines, stanch and true. The c bee tab waa chained to the port mm a w auv was uncon cernedly washing bis fso sa th two men discussed blm. "I've get a dog that can do that cat la about two mlnotee," said th loag- ahoretnan. "Bring along th dog," said th (tere do re. The cheetah paid no particular atten tion to toe dog when tb latter waa let to and mad for th chained animal. It went calmly oa wiping Its face la Ita morning abluUona Tb dog waa with in a foot of the cheetah when tb latter suddenly raised both bis front paws, jaugbt tb bulldog between them st toe neck snd In s twinkling ripped blm peu. The cheetah then coutlnued bis washing sierclses as If nothing bad happened. Nw York Evening Tola- tram. Tb Setaaal ml Ksserleaee, Stevenson says In bis essay on "Youth and Crabbed Ag" that wben th old man reproves tb youtb snd points his folly by saying: "I thought so, too, arbeo I was your age," be Is really prov Ing tbs esse of tb youth. This Idea, that youtb must keep to Its own kind of wisdom and canuot tak to Itself ready-made tb wisdom of sge, tppesrs la a dlalogu wblcb tb Chicago Trib une prints: -usugnrar, you ougm not to wsar those high heeled shoes. They will make corns on your feet" "How do you know, mamma?" "By experience. I nssd to wear them wben 1 wss a girl." "Ukl grandma tell you they would make corns oo your feet If you wort them?" "Bh found out by experience. Just ss i aid." 'Hsdn't she sny mamma to warn her against wearing them?" "Oh, yes." "But she wore them, Just ths samsr To b sure." "And you did, toor -xssj that was what I was telling yon.- ,. 'Well, if I sver bar any daughters i ougm to d able to give tbem s warn. Ing against high heeled shoes from my own experience, oughtn't If. ... Tbea she put tbem on. Tha Ssss aad the AalMete. Osbs Gaaball (oo the southeast or.. nr of tb dry goods box) it must b turnl t. b ketuhed out la s brain. storm. Ill Hemlock (on the southwest corner of the dry good box) Wy all a fellerd hev t do 'ud be t h'lst on C tbem paranoias, an' h.M know 'twus ralnln'. Puck. Wall Meant Prefers. Sydney Smith declared that that at.lt dren of Bishop Phlllpotts used to end their usual prayers by nravlnr tn. v... Grey, explaining that "papa u.ii. u, Is our duty to pray for our enemlea" London Briectator No man nend feel hurt If i,.,,i. ."Tl h Is not good-looking. ' pan""-' - a .. remarkable sagacity II u t m eewejia la rslated la ths rield. Two colli dogs were tmntlni rabbits snd th ravens wr ecsring overoeau. a. , .t,ura drav tHS rabbit out Into tb open ar tb top Of fi hill It ran straight Into trap ana was enugui. At th dog cam near the ravsus csm ..t he luuil croaking managed to drift sway both. Tby then started to devour the rabbit, which they uuios- ly dispatched, ' asa.n Wh mmrA "humUOT." BMrSOlnf Selnktn vaasul. derived It Origin from tb Roman Cstholle retlgtoi. It wss the custom ia ingieon in . .i... fA drink tba health of tht Pop after dinner In full ' wins. This wss called "au boa per," from which, w ba th contraction bumper." Lawk la stall Maeaker. at fcar asld III Tragedy, "that e. i,iL u war blaring la on of tb country towns a fir broks out la ths theater." va" refilled low tomeoy. -ana tber might have been horrible paste but for on thing." "What was thatr "There weren't enough people In the bouse to creat oo-" a.a w. kMB'a Isnlhlaa trVuVia. T. I ree.eS to aas M UteU eaiMaMt luilag lae teaming pi raws Ttta. "I don't tuppua slut Psasay rr bad any beaux when she was young girl." -So, aha was too dignified snd ald faabloned." "And th mn deal Ilk bar now, slther." "No, she's too kittenish aow. PblV sdelubla Ledger. Nat A I era re Sara. "Don't yoa think a aae ought to tstl hit wits sit about his btwiseat efelrer "1 should say Sat. A friend ef raise who waa about t start ea a Journey bor rowed M f rasa a rkk eld ancle a ad tbea told his wits ef it. Us wss wrecked at era. crushed la a railway ealltaiaa, at something of that sort, sad wkea his wlte collar ted hie Ills Insurance, ef eauraa, she Mt heaod t nay bark that loan." rive sa. Vieaa I Sa. ViW Heave aa alt f ipiaiinllll re a f IX. Suefe Owe VIH "t M4 an trial kevto4 treatise, tie. a. Iiaiue. La. an tat at, rauewTa Hie Kasr Jala, "Isat this S wearlsosM sort ef patlosT" asked tb customer, "Tea lute to remember so as oca, aad answer so many questions." "Not st all. maJsat," answered book store ealeamaa. "All I aas lo remember la tb titles, asraea ef aatbore, aad prlcei s." "Ion sell a great assay of the papular aotela, don't year" "Te, ma tat, but I doa't bar to read litem." We Klabt ta reasBlata, "Be bstwr cried tb Irate man. "I parpoas to so yon. Look at my bead! Ion professed to cure" "Walt a minute," Interrupted th maker of Faksley's Balsam; "we ad vertise merely that ws cor partial baldueea and not "Well, I was only partially bald wbta I started using your stuff; now I haven't s balrl" , "Walt, tbea you're cured of your par set iu ness. a rem your "Deaee. It Is s strange fact that the word "dunce." meaning a stupid parson. comes from th asm of on of the moat eminent scholars Of his tltu. Dun rVotua, Ia tb Reformation 1he works ef the schoolmen felt Info disfavor with tb reform eta, and Dune, who wss tb leader of tb srboolmeo, wss often spoken of with scorn by tb volar! of tb new learning. A time went by tb same of Duns became a byword for otter stupidity. Wa War Oat at It. Rougel ds Lial wa coaipoalofl the atarseiiisis. "It seems to be ap to at to So Some thing of the kind." a said. "The people have grown tired ot hearing There'll lie a Hot Time la the Old Towa Tonight.' snd tbtl'r holierlna for ..iki fresh." ' tCuilrarorlof to make It Bin. tret .Hit cat. by. and aa unlike "Hail, Columbia." la be Doaaihl eonliL fc iiit ki. hair, tawed a fsw more sols oo hi vio lin, sod proceeded to grind ut tb rhymes to ot tbsro, niaeearaeed. Lovslr Fanrea flk !... tlraes think I would rath a, .u.- i.. - - w .waa. otarrica l Oeorgs-Wbst, darling! R.,ber die? Lovslr Fanrve -V. .. a.... t. , t. ' . .. aave i.uimiH nan . a..j t L .... " iter toei, via snvw. hfeva DaeierM iku. "Camels " eeM ,k. S.I.L. . - ' - " ''.m, peewrn- ..thi7bo.tr' "'"D'popi. lea. air" U lie . . . , . " -w.i j toe rap tain or ( h- ..... M. . u.V. " eieamer. ASd (hat ..k B. . " ew SS WS reaca Hi J . . . . . " . Lite ores ap i, am !' 10 doMhtong for th retara trip."!! CJalMarA Tavlkeesi- A Hair D ressinq Nesrlv nt. a . w.v.y vug uses nOQ hfilr dresilng. Something to mike the hair more mini bte! Irl kxar. le f . . , ... .wu it irom oeing oo rough,or from iplittina at tha mA. O . . - ...v vuue. oometning, loo. that will fr-ert th. i.. i- .1 ! Mme clme, a regular halr-food. Well-fedhalrwlllbeifrong,and will remain where It belongs- ... hvbu, not on me comb! told toy over almty years.'. ; ri. O. a rerce .Levein alee sawkeienr yers UtiiPimuii rtus. IsVCPAY irnra3T Oa saving dsnoatts st a dollai' "' or nora, cuiniMtutvled twice every year. Jt is lust as eat . to opan a Bavl-igs Account will ss by Mad as l you lived at door. Sand tor our Ire book let, "Ranking by Mail and ' Warn lull pafUeulara, Address Oregon Trust & Saving Bonis Portland, Oregon gUxth and Washington 8U, WS'-llli'lH!.. W.WUI . is. I M...J i . ,. ' faa4ae. rtoraro HelUt. old msnl Whai ttb m it tar? You look disgusted. CttlnffTea, I tWI lltat way. Itonen--Why, what bar you run sp against now? Cutting You. I didn't yon tmm no ugh f aacaiia.-rl'hilatWUihls i'rva . ' taaa Ms Var taaea Arka't faet eo, A sosrdee. It snakes rlfkt ew aea aswea a-et ar. It la a rtie rm ui s-eltn, eaUoua and . Mrd. e.Mi. ant. SSM4 at l'rieeMe, iem-, inatSerS ae stalled rklra Addraat AUaaotie, UeWy, ttew IM. Wnmen are such cwivenlent lis rO dat-larwd Mr. Jfffr.r..a Judd. "Whea the Wlgglnae wee her to dinner yo kept aayiog Mr. Wlgjttns didn't tat nougb te karp a bird alive. You knew that wasn't so." "Walt," retorted Mrs. Judd. "There's different kinds of birds. Yon nty have bad a fa nary In your mind while 1 wsa referring to aa ostrich," Kasr sxs nty Ttweav I 1 ii l . t ii i ej Don't Push J The horse ran draw the load without Itelp, If yoe reduce friction to almost nothing by applylnf WjcrMxl aa-artys; to the wheel. No other lubri cant ever made wears to long and saves o much none power. Nrttlline try Utca Ann Caauaa. BtajtatBrtl Ot C. OKjRAVtNG Write Us L PUTtS f OR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTCN ftwtlanej Orsgsa MMC votif Toow Tammtrt to W elere (MHa tlaewkars. M. . C. WSMJIt. 4H WaaMastaaM. , fertlead Oreesa, ST. HELEN'S HALL rOwTlAMO. OatCON A OlrW Sebaal o the klbr laea. CotletV ate uenaeai, Mtaiie. Art. kloeailmt. US aaalaat. Fall I rat sems (,, aiber 14 KM) rON CATAt OtiCC USIIIESS COLLEGE. TENTH AND MOPINISON STrtttT :' : eoarutao, eaaeosi A. . AltMSTItONa, lA,a.ftHCIPAL ' Quality Is ear satis. We asaeata far seseaa ' aad aead eaeh stadeat ts a Sealtlea wkea aas. seteat taaay snr sella for bets tiwa we ta asset. ladMdae! bartrttatlea tnaaraa rapid ne reas. All stedant raethmt mt bsokkerplas art tsushli alee tankl satealaUoas, eoiieauoiid sciatsasrclal law, erooa work. eta. Ckartler m ear slssrOiaad - easy, "rasld, Isolate. BeaaUfel eataJoawa, buelaset forma sad aansMHwhls rsk C Gee Wo The Wsll-Know ' (tellable CHINESE toot and Herb DOCTOR Has made a life stud tt rente and berks, srxt I" M eiiKiif dinwe.eu and It flvina IS the aottd hit Ssrlul f emsdies. . - - i ' Ns Meecary, Bel sens mt Orate Used-It Cjwae wiiaeat vaereilen, a wiinaai " at a kalle. lie euer.Meee la, r Clank. Asthma, .nf' Tlirosl, Rheunieilsm, NervouininJ. Nirrou- JTJJ ' nr, civrnern, t-irer, Money irouiw-.t - -- lniirwrWeskr4sr4Alli-lsuW A SURE CANCER CURt leal Ksestved frees elclnf , Cbla-Set- ft sa tteuani. IP YOU ARR AMI ITT f IVMMlh piiur. If T eannot celt, aalte lor sri:tn bi" S"in , 1st. nclo.s 4 esnts in sismps. CONSULTATION FREE THBCOKB WOCHINMRMKniGirtBv-. flrti St.. Car. Murrissn. PurUsnd. breitm , 1 Pteass Msnttnn Tbls Tsr-r. ,, r.Ku. Ne. J4- 3 WslKM wHtlna ta advartlaara h' saeatlata tkla paper.