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Law vtr.
"My State," said the Virginias; "Is the
SMtber of Presidents."
"Is," mid the Ohio man. bnt tb
Id lady ha ontlired her bora half
eeatrry or mora."
P relBl Ad Tie.
Physician You'll bar to b careful
this summer and not overexert ,oar
self. Patient Then yon think I ought to
take a mention, en?
Physician Certainly not Didn't t
just tell jou not to OTerezert yourself?
Tat CeBveraallaa mt Calau
"Vooey talks," said the succinct per
son. "lea," answered Mlaa Cayenne, "and
some of It seems at present to be quite
gossipy and scandalous La Its remarks."
Washington Star.
A freat irrigation project involving an
expenditure of about $25,000,000 has been
authorised by the Secretary of State for
India.
Worst Tkla Aaaat Tkeaa.
"Appearances," remarked Mrs. Hlgb
aa, "are so deceitful."
"I don't mind that so much," sighed
Mrs. Arabian, "but they're so expensive
te keep np P
Daring the lifetime of a healthy hen
she will lay from 3U0 to 900 eggs. Her
beat laying capacity is during her second
Sixteen out of the twenty-one English
coronation that took pit
lis
Kliw Better.
Nan O, that story looks too long. I
don't want to read It.
' Fan Tea, yon do. It'a a story about
woman you don't like.
Japan has very few millionaires and
Tactically no multi-millionaires.
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(HID SOMES:
JBY IMPURITIES
Whenever a sore refuses to heal it Is because: the blood Is not pore tad
healthy, as it should be, but la infected with poisonous germs or some old
blood taint which Las corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most
usually alilictea wita old sores are persons who have reached or passed mid
dle life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have naturally
begun to decline, and the poisonous germs which have accumulated because
of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint
which has hitherto been held in check, now force an outlet on the face, arms,
legs or other part of the body. The place grows red and angry, festers and
eats into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn
nicer, fed and kept open by the impurities with which the blood is saturated.
Nothing i3 more trying and disagreeable than a stubborn, non-healing sore,
The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments is good reason
lor suspicion; the same germ-producing cancerous ulcers is back of every
Did sore, and especially la this true if the trouble i3 an inherited one.
Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can
I wee .mlai n , oo any
Ste-?1 lag the
naoe or roar yeare' standini
araa a small pimple at fira
squally swf.-.V and worie Z? .
la avery war until I became every particle ot the diseased nesa were
!.E?ki ShSiVatnS,ul iK;"1"!! teaay another sore would come. be
trested me but the sore continued, cause the trouble is in the blood, and the
to crow worse. I saw S. 8. 8. ad- BLOOD CAMMOT BP OUT A lafal V
trertlaed and commenced its use ztVVU MWWATm
and after ukins; it a while I was The cure must come by a thorough cleans
Cwff<? tteiS ln of the blood. In S. S. S. will be found
atteot of s. 8. 8., and tnere baa not a remedy forsores and ulcers of every kind.
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W. L. DOUGLAS
3.00 & $3.50 SHOES
ffiMHOfS FOR EVERY" MEMBER OF-vm
"w THE FAMILY. AT ALL PRICES.
THB REASON W. L. Doiurlaa aboM invntn
la all wailit of Ufa than any other make. Is became of tlieir
exMUnnt aiyle, my-dttlng, and superior wearing qualities.
The election of Ilia leaibers and other materials fur es-h part
of tba shoe, and ererjr detail of the making is looked after by
the nioMoom!eteorraniSHtionof nperlntendents.fornneuand
akilled shoemakers, who twelve the highest wages paid in the
now inaueiry, ana wnoee worsmansnip eannot
If I eouUl tuke you into my large factories nt
mmu uw jvi buw eareiuiiy r. . imiiviM Mioee srw Diauw, JOU
would then anrlerataiid why they hold their shape, St better,
Fhaui tnf
nth.
Mr 0V faf aW SS 0Waf 0Mf Mhmmm eanieaf mtnmllm mi say
W. L. Douglas sumps his name and prloe oo tlie bottom to protect you saaiaet hia
aud Inferior ihoea. Take Ma Sabetltnta. Sold
iJfm War Mtfim aaaf UMltm-h. Vt4mwUHin
For Infants and Children.
Tho Kind You Have
Always Bought
tho A A.
Bears
Signature
VJr For Over
Thirty Years
Trace el the Teddy wear.
When it sits np on Its haunches, la a
pose for catching fliea:
When It ogles you, my children, with Its
wicked little yes;
When It reaches out caressingly, its fore-
paws ia the sir
That Is the time of peril, dear ! Ne
truce with the Teddy Bear !
Fceallar Bladaa Draasa.
Drums used la Hindoo religious pro
cessions are called doles. They are
mads of baked earth, and sometimes
a yard long, and twice aa large at the
center as at either end. Kettle drums
are thin copper basins or bowls, cot-
ered with parchment or calf-skin,
which la held in place by aa Iron hoop.
Headaaartera far Iafaranatlaa.
Dicky loo don t b uev tost story
about Little Red Hiding Hood an' tht
wolf, do yoo r
Kitty Course I do.
Dicky Well, If youU Jiat write to
Prea'dent RooseTelt an' sak him about it
he'll tell you it's a take.
We fears.
Manufacturer (showing him around the
workshops) With our improved machin
ery we can make one of these giant lire-
crackera every minute in the day.
Vial tor Aren't you afraid yon will
overstock the market?
Manufacturer Not at alL There's a
fool bora ere minute.
r Failles;.
had sereral engaged
couples st her bouse for dinner the ether
evening, and she 'didn't do a thing but
pair them all off wrongly.
"Yes; aha doesn't seam to know how to
put two and two together."
A perfect head, viewed from the side,
falls within a perfect square, avenging
nine inches for s man, and eight and a
half for a woman.
FEB AND
KECT OPES
IN THEBtOQO
permanent good ; neither will remov-
sore with caustic plasters or the
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in.
"Chat
taints. It gets down to the very bottom of
the trouble and forces out every trace of im
purity and makes a complete and lasting
cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of the
blood so that instead of feeding the diseased
parts with Impurities, it nourishes the
Irritated. Inflamed flesh with health v blood.
hvmnM tmmu
DeezeelJM.
Brockton. Mass. 't
tber make.
if smjr isrOoat.
net high SffieeS
bv the best ehna daetere mrmmttmn.
V.1 JHUtAJa, JBraa4ess. alaaa,
GUILTY OF GRAFTING
E;:::a izi fcrrla to Ictsl cl
Frs-d A.2lc$t CoTcrnscat.
JUKI CET CXLT HALF AN ECUR
A;t4 Defendants Hard Hit by Result
Both Are Permitted Thalr
v Liberty on Ball.
San Francisco, Aug. 80. John A.
Benton and Dr. K J ward B. Pen in were
yesterday convicted of conspiracy to
defraud the United Btatee government
In securing 13,000 acres ot land In Te
hama county.
lh verdict, which means a fine and
term of imprisonment, was returned by
a jury In the United States District
court alter being out about an hcur.
Benson and Dr. Porrin were allowed
to retain their liberty on ball. JuJm
Pe Haven set Thursday as a day lor
paeaing sentence.
J. C. Campbell made the closing ar
gument lor the defense at the morning
session, and in the afternoon United
States District Attorney Devlin closed
tor the proaecation, summing up the
case in a forcible manner. In hit
charge Judge Da Haven instructed the
juroia that if they found from the evi
dence that Dr. Perrin had at any time
sdbsequcnt to October 31, 1903, taken
advantage of the contract with Benson
he should be- found guilty at charged.
After (he jury had been out about
half an hour they filed back Into court
and asked fr a reading of letters Perrin
wrote from Washington, Snell't reply
and that part of the charge relating to
Dr. Perrin's liability In connection with
the Benson contract. A verdict was
returned within ton minutes after the
request of the jnry had been granted.
Dr. Perrin took the verdict very haid
and was comforted by his two sons.
Benson appeared to be dumfounded at
the result.
The punishment provided by the stat
ute is a fine of not less than f 1,000 nor
more than 1 10,000 and imprisonment
(or not less than two yeats.
NO LACK OF MEN.
Tslegraph Company Blames Opera
tors for Congestion.
Portland, Aug. 20. "General condi
tions are improving," said B. T. Beid,
district superintendent of the Western
Union Telegraph company, who was in
this city yesterday from Seattle.
"There has not been a day since the
strike began, a week ago, that our com
pany baa not had enough good opera
tors td handle all business, and tbey
could have done so, bat for the mali
cious interference with our wires by the
railroad telegraphers. We have a num
ber of secret service men and inspec
tors, who are on duty at suspected
points and we propose to arrest and
proeecnte every man who is found tam
pering wil h our wires. However, there
has been lees disturbance on this ac
count today than any other day since
our operators walked out.
"Six months ago the operators In the
employ of the Western union through
Sers."Vt SrTdillon'' has"
been replaced by discoid ever since the
men came under the influence of cam
J. Small, president of tlieif national or
ganiss t ion . The men had no gr ievances
and what ia more they deliberately
wt Iked out without being so much as
ordered. It was not until then that
they formulated a statement of griev
ances to be presented to the company
The same course was pursued by the
messengers.
"The trouble Is not that the men
have grievances, not that they were
kept from their positions by intimida
tion. They would rather not work at
all. Take the Portland office today,
for instance. .The company is paying
S3 a day for messengers. Seven men
accepted positions ss messengers Ibis
morning snd before night tlx of them
had quit their positions."
Gompers' Aid Asked For.""
WsHhington, Aug. 20. President
Samuel Gompres, of the American Fed
eration ot Labor, today reported to the
executive council of the federation tliat
he, John Mitchell, of Indianapolis, and
Daniel J. Keefe, of Detroit, bad beer
intrusted by united labor with an at
tempt to bring about "an honorable ad
justment of the telegraphers' strike at
an opportune time." Mr. Gompers
was asked when he thought tbst time
would arrive, and replied that he could
not say, but that it might be "st any
houcr, or perhaps not at all."
Must Kow Tow to Mr. Ithl.
Seattle, Wash., Aug. 20. A bulle
tin in the dock offices of the immigra
tion offices gives this laconic instruc
tion to inspectors: "K. Ishil, Japanese
diplcmst, may pass through Seattle.
Kow tow to hrm." Japanese Consul S.
Hismidao left Isst'night for San Fran
cisco to meet Iobli and bring him to
Portland and Seattle. He is coming
here to investigate consular and labor
conditions and immigration officers have
received word be must be treated wilh
consideration.- The force was given the
word in the dock office bulletin.
Tsft Favors Bsvltlon.
Columbus, O., Aug. 20 . W. H. Taft,
secretary of war, tonight made what he
was pleased to term his "political con
fession of faith" at Memorial hall.
Mr. Taft made no formal announcement
of his candidacy, but be was introduced
by Governor Harris as ths next presi
dent of the United States, which was
the signal for a prolonged bunt of ap
plause, lis reiterated his previous
declaration tliat be is in favor of tariff
revision.
8tomach Full of Frogs.
Tremont, Fa., Aug. 20. Frogs' eggs
imbibed in spring wa'er by Mrs. Wal
ter Kaudlich, of Wesl Schuylkill, near
ly proved fatal. The warmth of the
body caused the eggs to hatch instantly,
and the little frogs thrived to such an
extent aa to cause an internal obstruc
tion. An operation was necessary to
sars Mrs. Kaudllch'a life.
TURNING POINT RtAOHtD.
loth Sides in Strike Fxpsct Thiy Can
Win right.
Chicago, Aug. l.-Iuiportant devel
opments la the strike of ths Commer
cial Telegraphers are looked for today
by both disputants. Confident that
tht strike baa spent its force, and that
ths turning point has been reached, ths
telegraph companies look for stam
pede ot ths strikers to regain their for
met positions.
Cheered by ths repotts they have re
ceived from ths various cities affected,
the strike leaders on ths other hand
are prepared to prosecats ths fight
more vigorously than ever.
Aaccording to advices received at
union headquarters, the messenger boys
and check clerks in New York ars
scheduled to go out today. Broker
firms throughout the country have been
given until noon today to sign contracts
with their operators ot suffer the conse
quences of a walkout.
Three hundred opeiatora employed
by the Atnelrcan Telephone A Telegraph
company throughout the Southwest
may be called out before night, unless
a 10 per cent Increase in wages Is grant
ed. Tbia Is one ot the trump cards
which President Small expects to play.
If the order is issued it will Isolste
Ch'eago from ths rest ot the country,
so fat as telephonic communication is
concerned.
KECP8 CORPSES LIKK LIFE.
Young Italian Blacksmith Finds New
Method ef Preservation.
Paris, Ang. 19. The scientific and
medical world la treat ly interested In
the discovery of a young blacksmith, of
Rome, to preserve corpses fresh and in
tact. The system Is ths Injection of
serum which kills ths micro-organlsln
of putrefaction.
It Is said to be the secret of the In
vention many years a to for the same
purpose of Gerolamo Segato, which bad
since been lost. Tits inventor Is a
young man named Pignotti, 23 years of
age, snd his hope is that from this dis
covery he may push on his researches
and succeed in coring certain diseases
by Injecting his serum into ths living
subject. -
It has already been "Injected into
living animals without 'causing them
any Inconvenience, or disorder of ths
orannism, while a corpse which was
inoculated with the concoction was
found ten dsya later in exactly the
same condition aa at ths moment of
death.
PLAQUE IN FRISCO.
Board of Health Takes Drastic Meat
ores to Isolats Patients.
San Francisco, Aug. 19. Five case
ot bubonic plague, four ot which have
retailed in death, bare been reported
to the Health department within ths
oast week. The natienta. with one ex
ception, were of the poorer class of
foreigners dwelling tn ths neighbor
hood of tho old Chinatown. Ths ex
ception was a foreign sailor taken from
a coastwise steamer.
Prompt and active measures were
taken by the local, state and Federal
authorities, and spread of the disc
Is not feared. Both President Jules A
Simon, ot ths health board, and Health
Officer James T. Wstkins stated today
I no occasion exists for alarm. The In
fee ted steamer .was ordered into quar
antine with her passengers and will so
remain until released by the Health
department. Ths two shacks Inhab
ited by the other patients were fuml
gated, locked up and sealed.
The bodies of the two Mexicans, Ital
ian and Russian Pole, who succumbed,
were destroyed in quicklime.
Plnkarton Dies st Sea.
New York, Aug. 19. Robert Pink
erton, bead ot the detective sgency
bearing that name, died at sea Monday
on the steamship Bremen. lis was en
route to Germany in the pursuit of
health. The cause of death was fatty
degeneration of the heart. Robert
Pinkerton was ens of the two principals
of the Pinkerton Detective agency, this
organisation navmg never incorporated.
During the last 26 years, be has been
in charge of the New York sgency
while his brother, William A Pinker
ton, resided in Chicago.
Shah of Persia Hslplsss.
Teheran, Persia, Aug. 19. This on
happy country is in a complete state of
anarchy. Ths new shah is entirely
helpless, having lost evsn ths power of
veto, which mott oonstititional mon-
archs reserve to themselves. Being
without money, be eannot get out of
bis difficulties, and he baa toatct en
tirely st ths orders of the revolitlonsry
party. Obeying their commands, he
has withdrawn bis uncle, hitherto gov
ernor of Ispahan, from his post. The
revolutionaries sis craty on the sub
ject of reform.
Sentence Is Deferred.
San Francisco, Aug. 19. The sen'
tence of Vice President Zimmer, of the
racinc Telephone ft Telegraph com
pany, for contempt of court in refusing
to answer questions in ths first trial of
Loult Glass was deferred Saturday on
til Tuesday by request of his attorney,
wno was unprepared lor argument.
Zimmer' attorney, Charles If. Fairall.
ha raised the point that the verdict of
guilty cannot stand, as ths lurv was
uiscnargen, oeiore it was recorded.
Jll . . ' . .
Rscord Pre for Rsnts.
New York, Aug. 19. Nine leadine
companies affiliated with the Steel cor
poration has leased four floors of a
great office structure which ths Hudson
Tunnel company Is erecting at ths
Church street terminal, for which tbey
win uay a record rental OI SHO.OUO fnt
each floor, oi $2,400,000 for 10 years
inane, inrs is ss n to bs the largest
rental paid anywhere on earth. .
Double Track Great Northern.
Seattle, Wash.. Aue. 19 w. ir
Homeland, chief engineer of ths fir.r
Northern, announced hera tnnlol.t. h.
ths line on ths west elope of ths Rock
ies, Between wniteflsn and Summit,
would be double tracked and a 1 ar
portion of It entirely rebuilt. Mr
Hogeland has just completed an Ineruwi.
tlon trip over that tsrrittory.
Saake that Klila- a Menkes aas
Uvea I" Vtatlsa's Shall.
President Roosevelt's attack upon
the authenticity of other person s as
ture stories and the uiso who Ml them
may lead to tuternatloual complications
If continued, for today several new
brands of snecdotss of snlmals cam to
tows, snd the suthors sre ready to
stand np for tbslr rlghta snd their ver
acity. On board tb British freight steam
ship Indrapura, In port from Japan and
India, la Chow, a chow dog. Chow
would rather fight than eat, sod be
demonstrated his predominating desire
on several occasions during the 30,000
mlle Journey that tb ludrapurs, under
Captain Kelway's comtuaud, suded
upon her arrival In New Vork. Be
tides Chow, the Indrapura boasts of
Truer, a wire-haired Irish terrier, and
Pickles, S gamecock. Said Mr. Warn
wrlght, first officer of tb Indrapura !
"All this talk about uatur faking I
rot, for I can tell you thing that bir
pened on thla hlp that neither Presi
dent Roosevelt, Dr. Long. Mr. Roberts,
nor Chauncey M. Depew baa ver two
Ton wouldn't believe, for Instance, that
the gamecock can clean the deck In
ten secoods or every living thing. And
Mr. Roosevelt would perbsp not be
lieve that Plcklea baa s habit nt Jump
ing ou tb back of Chow, digging bis
spurs Into tba Chinese dog's bids, and
tnea calmly attempting to pick Cbow's
eyes out Tb laat time w rescued tlrt
dog It took the utlr crew of forty set
sn Lascars to get Pickles from bis back.
W tried to clip Plcklea' apurs, but they
resisted tb sharpest knlfa, snd finally
tb smith shaped tome metal caps, nice
ly rounded, so ss to msk the spar
harm lee.
"Next day Pickles began picking the
dog In the port ltd with bis beak. II
kept It up every day for a week, and
then he awltcbed to the starboard aid.
Finally on day the bow la of tb enow
dog again resounded through tb steam
ship. Pickles waa In bis accustomed
place, bis capped spur dug deep Into
boles wblcb he bad picked, snd be wss
agalu tryl's to pick out Cbow' eye.
Vivian Tuthlll, tb Indrapura' third
officer, told a natur story about a
snaks snd a monkey which be got at
Singapore and which fought a battis
to tb death. The soak waa a beauti
ful reptile of th garter variety, and
tb monkey waa a bushy faced little
fellow of sweet temper and great agil
ity. On morning tb snake and mon
key ware found In deadly battle. The
monkey waa killed and tb snak crawl
ed Into Its skull and circled sbout tn
It, entering tn st on eye snd out of
another. Finally be got all knotted up
snd died. Mr. Tuthlll dried tb outfit
under tb fierce tropical tun In th Red
Sea and to-day he ahows his friends
the fantastic souvenir of tb bleached
monkey's skull with tb little snake.
practically petrified, still entwined
through tb monkey a' bead.
Second Cnglneer Fraser, of tb
freighter Indravellt, lying almost along
side th Indrapura at tb Bush stores
In South Brooklyn, told of a battle be
tween a cheetah oo board th Indra
velll and a bulldog In thla harbor. If
Roosevelt decides against th cheetah
as sa easy victor over a bulldog he will
bar to do so over the words of seven
Brltlab marines, stanch and true.
The c bee tab waa chained to the port
mm a w auv was uncon
cernedly washing bis fso sa th two
men discussed blm.
"I've get a dog that can do that cat
la about two mlnotee," said th loag-
ahoretnan.
"Bring along th dog," said th (tere
do re.
The cheetah paid no particular atten
tion to toe dog when tb latter waa let
to and mad for th chained animal.
It went calmly oa wiping Its face la Ita
morning abluUona Tb dog waa with
in a foot of the cheetah when tb latter
suddenly raised both bis front paws,
jaugbt tb bulldog between them st
toe neck snd In s twinkling ripped blm
peu. The cheetah then coutlnued bis
washing sierclses as If nothing bad
happened. Nw York Evening Tola-
tram.
Tb Setaaal ml Ksserleaee,
Stevenson says In bis essay on "Youth
and Crabbed Ag" that wben th old
man reproves tb youtb snd points his
folly by saying: "I thought so, too,
arbeo I was your age," be Is really prov
Ing tbs esse of tb youth. This Idea,
that youtb must keep to Its own kind
of wisdom and canuot tak to Itself
ready-made tb wisdom of sge, tppesrs
la a dlalogu wblcb tb Chicago Trib
une prints:
-usugnrar, you ougm not to wsar
those high heeled shoes. They will
make corns on your feet"
"How do you know, mamma?"
"By experience. I nssd to wear them
wben 1 wss a girl."
"Ukl grandma tell you they would
make corns oo your feet If you wort
them?"
"Bh found out by experience. Just
ss i aid."
'Hsdn't she sny mamma to warn her
against wearing them?"
"Oh, yes."
"But she wore them, Just ths samsr
To b sure."
"And you did, toor
-xssj that was what I was telling
yon.- ,.
'Well, if I sver bar any daughters
i ougm to d able to give tbem s warn.
Ing against high heeled shoes from my
own experience, oughtn't If. ...
Tbea she put tbem on.
Tha Ssss aad the AalMete.
Osbs Gaaball (oo the southeast or..
nr of tb dry goods box) it must b
turnl t. b ketuhed out la s brain.
storm. Ill Hemlock (on the southwest
corner of the dry good box) Wy
all a fellerd hev t do 'ud be t h'lst
on C tbem paranoias, an' h.M
know 'twus ralnln'. Puck.
Wall Meant Prefers.
Sydney Smith declared that that at.lt
dren of Bishop Phlllpotts used to end
their usual prayers by nravlnr tn. v...
Grey, explaining that "papa u.ii. u,
Is our duty to pray for our
enemlea" London Briectator
No man nend feel hurt If i,.,,i. ."Tl
h Is not good-looking. '
pan""-' -
a .. remarkable sagacity II
u t m eewejia la rslated la ths rield.
Two colli dogs were tmntlni rabbits
snd th ravens wr ecsring overoeau.
a. , .t,ura drav tHS rabbit out Into
tb open ar tb top Of fi hill It ran
straight Into trap ana was enugui.
At th dog cam near the ravsus csm
..t he luuil croaking managed
to drift sway both. Tby then started
to devour the rabbit, which they uuios-
ly dispatched, '
asa.n
Wh mmrA "humUOT." BMrSOlnf
Selnktn vaasul. derived It Origin from
tb Roman Cstholle retlgtoi.
It wss the custom ia ingieon in
. .i... fA drink tba health of tht
Pop after dinner In full '
wins. This wss called "au boa per,"
from which, w ba th contraction
bumper."
Lawk la stall Maeaker.
at fcar asld III Tragedy, "that
e. i,iL u war blaring la on of tb
country towns a fir broks out la ths
theater."
va" refilled low tomeoy. -ana
tber might have been horrible paste
but for on thing."
"What was thatr
"There weren't enough people In the
bouse to creat oo-"
a.a w. kMB'a Isnlhlaa
trVuVia. T. I ree.eS to aas M UteU eaiMaMt
luilag lae teaming pi
raws Ttta.
"I don't tuppua slut Psasay rr
bad any beaux when she was young
girl."
-So, aha was too dignified snd ald
faabloned." "And th mn deal Ilk bar now,
slther."
"No, she's too kittenish aow. PblV
sdelubla Ledger.
Nat A I era re Sara.
"Don't yoa think a aae ought to tstl
hit wits sit about his btwiseat efelrer
"1 should say Sat. A friend ef raise
who waa about t start ea a Journey bor
rowed M f rasa a rkk eld ancle a ad tbea
told his wits ef it. Us wss wrecked at
era. crushed la a railway ealltaiaa, at
something of that sort, sad wkea his wlte
collar ted hie Ills Insurance, ef eauraa, she
Mt heaod t nay bark that loan."
rive sa. Vieaa
I Sa. ViW Heave aa alt
f ipiaiinllll re a f IX. Suefe Owe
VIH "t M4 an trial kevto4
treatise, tie. a. Iiaiue. La. an tat at, rauewTa
Hie Kasr Jala,
"Isat this S wearlsosM sort ef
patlosT" asked tb customer, "Tea lute
to remember so as oca, aad answer so
many questions."
"Not st all. maJsat," answered
book store ealeamaa. "All I aas lo
remember la tb titles, asraea ef aatbore,
aad prlcei s."
"Ion sell a great assay of the papular
aotela, don't year"
"Te, ma tat, but I doa't bar to read
litem."
We Klabt ta reasBlata,
"Be bstwr cried tb Irate man. "I
parpoas to so yon. Look at my bead!
Ion professed to cure"
"Walt a minute," Interrupted th
maker of Faksley's Balsam; "we ad
vertise merely that ws cor partial
baldueea and not
"Well, I was only partially bald wbta
I started using your stuff; now I
haven't s balrl"
, "Walt, tbea you're cured of your par
set iu ness. a rem your
"Deaee.
It Is s strange fact that the word
"dunce." meaning a stupid parson.
comes from th asm of on of the
moat eminent scholars Of his tltu.
Dun rVotua,
Ia tb Reformation 1he works ef the
schoolmen felt Info disfavor with tb
reform eta, and Dune, who wss tb
leader of tb srboolmeo, wss often
spoken of with scorn by tb volar!
of tb new learning. A time went by
tb same of Duns became a byword for
otter stupidity.
Wa War Oat at It.
Rougel ds Lial wa coaipoalofl the
atarseiiisis.
"It seems to be ap to at to So Some
thing of the kind." a said. "The people
have grown tired ot hearing There'll lie
a Hot Time la the Old Towa Tonight.'
snd tbtl'r holierlna for ..iki
fresh." '
tCuilrarorlof to make It Bin. tret .Hit
cat. by. and aa unlike "Hail, Columbia."
la be Doaaihl eonliL fc iiit ki.
hair, tawed a fsw more sols oo hi vio
lin, sod proceeded to grind ut tb
rhymes to ot tbsro,
niaeearaeed.
Lovslr Fanrea flk !...
tlraes think I would rath a, .u.- i..
- - w .waa.
otarrica l
Oeorgs-Wbst, darling! R.,ber die?
Lovslr Fanrve -V. .. a.... t.
, t. ' . .. aave
i.uimiH nan . a..j t L ....
" iter toei,
via snvw.
hfeva DaeierM iku.
"Camels " eeM ,k. S.I.L. .
- ' - " ''.m, peewrn-
..thi7bo.tr' "'"D'popi.
lea. air" U lie .
. . , . " -w.i j toe rap
tain or ( h- ..... M. .
u.V. " eieamer. ASd (hat
..k B. . " ew SS WS
reaca Hi J . . . . .
" . Lite ores ap i, am
!' 10 doMhtong for th retara trip."!!
CJalMarA Tavlkeesi-
A Hair
D
ressinq
Nesrlv nt. a .
w.v.y vug uses nOQ
hfilr dresilng. Something to
mike the hair more mini
bte! Irl kxar. le f . .
, ... .wu it irom oeing
oo rough,or from iplittina
at tha mA. O . .
- ...v vuue. oometning, loo.
that will fr-ert th. i.. i- .1 !
Mme clme, a regular halr-food.
Well-fedhalrwlllbeifrong,and
will remain where It belongs-
... hvbu, not on me comb!
told toy over almty years.'. ;
ri. O. a rerce .Levein
alee sawkeienr
yers
UtiiPimuii
rtus.
IsVCPAY
irnra3T
Oa saving dsnoatts st a dollai' "'
or nora, cuiniMtutvled twice
every year. Jt is lust as eat
. to opan a Bavl-igs Account will
ss by Mad as l you lived at
door. Sand tor our Ire book
let, "Ranking by Mail and '
Warn lull pafUeulara, Address
Oregon Trust &
Saving Bonis
Portland, Oregon
gUxth and Washington 8U,
WS'-llli'lH!.. W.WUI . is. I M...J i . ,.
' faa4ae.
rtoraro HelUt. old msnl Whai ttb
m it tar? You look disgusted.
CttlnffTea, I tWI lltat way.
Itonen--Why, what bar you run sp
against now?
Cutting You. I didn't yon tmm
no ugh f aacaiia.-rl'hilatWUihls i'rva
. ' taaa Ms Var taaea
Arka't faet eo, A sosrdee. It snakes rlfkt
ew aea aswea a-et ar. It la a rtie rm ui
s-eltn, eaUoua and . Mrd. e.Mi. ant.
SSM4 at l'rieeMe, iem-, inatSerS
ae stalled rklra Addraat AUaaotie,
UeWy, ttew IM.
Wnmen are such cwivenlent lis rO
dat-larwd Mr. Jfffr.r..a Judd. "Whea
the Wlgglnae wee her to dinner yo
kept aayiog Mr. Wlgjttns didn't tat
nougb te karp a bird alive. You knew
that wasn't so."
"Walt," retorted Mrs. Judd. "There's
different kinds of birds. Yon nty
have bad a fa nary In your mind while
1 wsa referring to aa ostrich," Kasr
sxs nty Ttweav
I 1 ii l . t ii i ej
Don't Push J
The horse ran draw the
load without Itelp, If yoe
reduce friction to almost
nothing by applylnf
WjcrMxl
aa-artys;
to the wheel.
No other lubri
cant ever made
wears to long
and saves o much
none power. Nrttlline
try Utca Ann Caauaa.
BtajtatBrtl Ot C.
OKjRAVtNG Write Us
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seteat taaay snr sella for bets tiwa we ta
asset. ladMdae! bartrttatlea tnaaraa rapid ne
reas. All stedant raethmt mt bsokkerplas art
tsushli alee tankl satealaUoas, eoiieauoiid
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