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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (June 21, 1907)
"4 , 8 W J J 1 v2 1 '1 The Sonq of the Hair There re four verses. Verse i I.- Ayer't Hair Vigor makes i the hair grow. Verse 2. Ayer's Hair Vigor stops falling hair. Verse 3. Ayer's Hair Vigor cures dandruff. Verse 4. Ayer's Hair Vigor always re stores color to gray hair. The chorus Is sung by millions. Berar Mln ItWi Hmlr Tim I h.4 var Ihla u4wt poor Klr. Bet Taoatiaae a aaa wnm tvwuui i Mir molly lmprT la mj way. I save ea h off .Ml a tnr the mii m nu.'uiui, M. Pkummojiss a e . O, Aymr Oa.. Imll, Urn I BAKAPUflJUL nus. iters csbtxt ncrauL. I Oil Afi mm War. OM people make a treat mistake when tbey fire up work. Many men , who hare made a competency in bus! nesa and feel entitled to retire from active work Ond themselves declining la health and becoming prematurely old for want of occupation. In moat aged peraona the vital functlona con tlnue In active exercise under normal conditions, but If tbe regularity and moderation of business life are depart ed from trouble will surely follow. London Lancet Leaser!? af Cmr Wheals. Haa anybody ever stopped to think kow many uilea the wheels of a rail road car travel before tbey wear out) Statistics gathered from various roads show that perfect car wheels often roll from three hundred thousand to four hundred and jfty thousand milea be fore tbey have to be turned down. Wheela with flaws In them run only about fifty to ninety thousand miles. Mother wffl lad Mrs. Window's Boothia Byrapthe b at remade to naa lor their ehU4ru surug tea leoiuag nnrwa. Far Haaaaw - "Ne, Mr. Sasalley," said the beautlfnl young girl, "I never can marry a aa little and short as yeii are." "Oa, I'm too short, am 1 7 he said, with a hollow, mirthless laugh. "Well, alias Ermyatrude, with jour permission I will just go out and stretch myself a Uttle.- Drawlng himself op to his foil height, such aa It was, be took his hat, cane, glovea, and departure, Cmrm fa m "Naatstaar'' Woaaaa. Having advertised aa a widower in eearch of a wife No. 2, a man of 8L Gall, Switzerland, ahowed the fifty re plies and photographs which be had received to hia wife, and, stating that If she did not want him there were others woo did, be effectively cured her of her "nagging" habits. Petit Paris ian. , at. Vita Dane aaa an Herraaa Paj'W .n.inli carat br Ir. IUi Nwn iMunr. HMd Ibr rHKS IXlrtAI aoui. anti tinlln. ucaL.lla1K.aiiJLtcaBfc.rauara, Met Ba Crmxalas aw That. tioeriy incle Lake all other young chaps Just out of college, you'll be want ing to marry, of coarse, some of these days. Nephew Harold (with a bright blush) Not "soma of these Days," uncle. Only woe ol 'ant Jf oriel, tbe youngest. Dewa at Itaaaa e. Hiram Hurdapple Old Josh Wheat ly killed bia red cow yesterday and found a peck of nails and railroad spikes in her stomach. Zeke Crosaby Do tell ! Josh alwayt wss lucky. Now he'll have beef and Iron for a spring medicine without get ting it at tbe drag store. IiIm af Scotch woMra. It Is not surprising to Sod that those qualities Intellect, grit and strenuous endeavor that nave brought tbe manhood of Scotland to tbe front ahould also be a marked characteristic I of Scotchwomen. Englishwoman's Re-1 Item-. i mtaJclaa; fracrcaa. I Neighbor How s your boy Milton set- I ting along at college? Unci. Haycroft-Fine, Milt's roln' to be a rec'Iar orator. Ha en t.lk .hn, can taix aoout I the personal equation, an other things being equal, an' questions for academic discussion, an' all that sort o' lingo, Jest like aa old hand. SPEND YOUR VACATION AT THE BREAKERS HOTEL Nerta Beach, WasMastaa, tbe leading resort la tha Korthwast. New saca. Advantages: Rirht on the edge of tha ocean - beach. Eleetrle llghu, steam heat, hot and eold aalt water In every bath tub, public bath, pri vate bath, and pontoBlea in the building. Prirat dairy, private livery .table, private vegetable garden, private poultry yards. Amusements Two tennis eourta, four bowl ing allovi, roller altating, golf, horaebaek riding with private teacher. A beautiful lake In the hotel ground!, boat riding, oil lierdi, pool, private hotel orrhea tra, two plane, pianola, orctiee trelle, axoallent dancing pavil ion. Writ far Tree BaaAiet THE BREAKERS HOTEL Breakers, Washington CLASSIFIED ADS NOTIC at Tta following aanounaementa tra from letdfrig busliMM men and flruu, anI ftr wu wort n j your creiui reading. Tha list ftta- contain just tha proKM.Uon you art look ing for. REAL ESTATE EAST GREEN ACRES The only tracts on the" market where you ran eontract to sell your crop. Ten train, a day. Abundance of water. Price IIAO.UO per acre- easy payments oms la or write for particu lars. BCCCHIK A THOMPSON Sysssns, Washington. IWfMvea SGIIilllZISBHWD Cslla-tsr to TecrcrllT Occupy layer's Ssst SC3.N Til Virin TO IVflTDTD IILL4JUJ1 1U AAUIIiLB Sriberr-Graft Prosecution la Now in Complata Control of San Fran ;'".' i alsco Oovammant. Ban Francisco, June 18. Acting un ler instructions from District Attorney William II. Langdon, the boaid of su perviaora shortly after 7 o'clock last night adopted a resolution declaring Mayor Kugene K. Bchimts temporarily unable to petlorm his official duties and appointing Supervisor James L. Us Ha sher acting mayor. Tbe latter says he will assunie the mayoralty at one and ho deniea that he haa made with the district aattorney or with any one elee .in agreement to resign at command, in order to make way for a reform mayor, whoae name ia yet to be annooi e d Air. Langdon, Assistant District At torney Heney, Rudolph 8preckela and their immediate asa iciatea in tbe brib- -ry-graft proeecntion aie by thia move placed in actual control of the munici pal aituatlon. That they will be allow ed so to remain without legal contest by tbe convicted mayor's attorneys is not suspected. Ilia the plan of the prosecuting forces to ask fur tlie resig nation in a few days of some oue of the 18 supervisors. Thia forthcoming, act ing Mayor Oallagher will appoint to ho vacancy a man named t y the dis trict attorney. So soon as he takes fhce. Gallagher will resign from the uayor e chair and his resignation will be accepted. The buard, acting under irders from the prosecution, will then ilecl the new member its president pro tempore and by virtue of that office he will at once become acting mayor. , ODESSA IS STORM CENTER. Xasohition of Douma Is Hailed With Joy by Reactionists. , OJessa, June 18. The news of the liscolotion of the douma and the em peror's manifesto was received with jtupefaction by the Progressives here, h had not expected th- abrogation of the laws so far forced from the govern ment, but provoked tbe highea enthus iasm from the Union of True Russians, who today celebrated the event with the sanction of the authorities, Accompanied by a Ccesack band the fine Russians marched in procession to tbe cathedral, where a f Decial ser vice was held. Tbey carried huge Rus sian banners and butts of high govern ment orhciais. Tcere were no exer- Since the dissolution of the douma the police have arrested more than 300 persons, including three professors, tlie leaders of the different Radical parties and several raimliee, including a nam her of children. Governor General Kaolbars summoned before him 11 public officials and warned them against commenting on the dissolution, other wise their punishment would be sus pension. Fire Destroys Montana Town. Butte, June 18. A special to the Miner from Hariowtoam, Mont., rays: "Fire which broke out in Marshall's general store baa practically destroyed this village. Before tbe Bre could be on trolled everything in tlie businese streets had been burned except one store and tbe railroad station. The build ings destroyed include the Leland ho tel, Bei i.irain Tur er's general t.re, a meat market, two saloons snd a num ber of ether business buildings. The loss is estimated at about 1 128,000, 1 1 i ,, ' .iiu email insurance. Fira Torpedo at Admiral. Sevastopol, June 18. Rear Admiral Wiren, in command of the Black sea flet, was cruising in a steam cutter yes- terday while a torpedo boat in command oi lieutenant Kuznek was practicing nnng whiteheads in tbe inner bar. When the admiral's cutter was at short rangj the toroedo boat sudden! rhino. led her position and fired a blank Whithl nir.il. at T" tinting the ialter's water tank. The TuT r..V...'' " " " . . promptitude cf tbe crew in beaching the cotter caved the admiral from drowning. Ice Blocks f t. Michael. Seattle, Wash.. June 18. Ice is still blocking St. Michael, Ahuka. The passengers on tbe ill fated steamer Ohio, transferred to the steamer Uma tilla and sent forward, have been land ed on an ice floe, and reoorta received today indicate tbey made a precarious way over trie ice to Bt. Michael. The travelers bound for that port. 61 in number, reached 8;.' Michael over tlie ice and then made way in a similar manner for the steamer Ella to go up toe x ukon. Chines a Kill Officials. Mctoria, B. C. June 18. Further advices regarding tbe rebellion in South China received by the steamer Blont- eagle today state that Bun Yat Sen, who for yeais has been onmnizinir an antl-dynastK! movement in China, left i ok 10 a rew weeks before the outlireak and ia reported leading the revolution- iti near Swatow, having taken the field May 22 and opened operations bv attacking tbe walled cily of Kwang n-oug, wnicn was easily captured. Devlin Must Aid Japanese. San Francisco, June 18 United States District Attorney Devlin today received B letter from Attorney General Bonaparte in response to that which he sent eontaini-g a report on the riot through which a Japanese restaurant wag damaged. It is n ported, however, that be Las been Instructed to lend whatever assistance he can to the Jap anese. New Yorkers Die of Heat. New York, June 18. Five deaths and several prostrations, due to the heat, were reported yesterday. The weather bureau showed a temperature of 9J at noon. MUCH IV.DINCE IN RIBUfTAL Main tttlianea of Haywood "rosecu '. Hon It on Conspiracy. Boise, Jane IT, Tha annouiiceirieut mad by tlit proeecutlou in tha liny wood cam Satutday thai it would have tta testimony in ohlef concluded by oa Wednesday next, taken in connection with th fact that there it to bt no olb ler ee8100 until Tutdny, h created 1 ktaiiiigtUtthaRlate la not going to present ancb a strong ran of ooirobota- tionaatsa anticipated. Ihe reeaou f this" feel in la probably twofold that Ilia law of conspiracy a. hid down in thia atale U not fully understood by tb public and that the eiteut to whioli tha state way rely upon rebuttal leaii mony is not known. . Tlie law aa laid down in the Uurro- tan taaa i wry broad ami it la under etond Its geneial principle apply thia cawe. bill (hut fact ia not urasoed For instance, it haa been argued by auroe of Uie newspaper writers in their communications that the stuto nmat corroborate Orehkrd's statement that Haywood aunt him to kill Btounenlierg SCHMITZ MUST STAY IN JAIL. Judge Has No Discretion and Gives Sheriff Strict Orders. San Fmnncisoo, June 17. "No lil tor Eugene E. Srbmita," the convicted mayor of San Francisco, was the ruling made by Judge Fiauk II. Dunne, in the application made by tlie mayor's coun sel that he be giveu his liberty under bond pending sentence, which the court will pronounce on June 27. Judge Dunne adopted aa hia own the stand of the prosecution that in the eyes of the law the mayor is no different from any other perwon on whom the jury has set the brand of felony. IM-Judge J. C Campbell, the may or's chief counsel, made the formal mo tion for the admittance of his client to bail on the strength of an affidavit in which the mayor says that, by reason of having been compelled to give al most hi whole tune and attention to his trial tor the last four weeks, public bus i nes requiring hia attention has been delayed and there is now a large amount ol it pending and undetermined and requiring bis immediate attention RESUMES DESPOTIC POWER. Czar Dissolves Douma and Chanegs Existing Laws. St. Petersburg, June 17. Kmperor Nicholas atnxeed his signature Satnr- lay to an imperial nkaee abolihing the present douma and ordering that the elections of members to its successor. which is to meet November 14, be held under the new election Isw, which pro vides against the "submergence of tbe e located chuwea by the uneducated marsea." This action constitutes virtual coup d etat and overrides the fundamental laws solemnly proclaimed by bis ma tes ty on the eve of the convocation of the first don ma, which declare that the electoral law can never be changed ilhout the consent of parliament itself. This breach of tlie constitution is justified by the great law of necessi ty, the advisers of tbe emperor holding it impossible under present conditions to secure parliament capable of co operating harmoniously with the crown and rescuing Russia from anarchy and revolution. NO CONTEST ON BONO ISSUE Union Pacific Votes SIOO.OOO.OOO for Improving Line. Bait Lake City, June 17. At a spe cial stockholders' meeting of the Union Pacific Railroad company here it was leaded to lue 1100,000,000 In new stock. The issme Is for the Durrmse of meeting the expenses of improvements, piesent and prospective, along the line of the Union Pacific. The exact vote on the bond issue was 2,193,315 shares out of total of 2. ubu.wu snares. While the poll was kept open for two hours aa required by statute, the proceedings were merely perfunctory. It was explained by tbe oncers of the company that tbe new stock issue is not to be sold immediate ly, but is to be held for the redemption of 175,000,000 of convertible bonds. Stnke Kills Havana Cigar Trade. Tf sv ffii. . "v?""' .V'TT . ?K"maxers " paralysing Mi? industry. The most recent compilation of statistics by experts shows s rapid decline since Febiuary 23, the date of the beginning of the strike. The total number of cigars exported in five m nlhs this year was 3,8U7,oou. awn at ios.1 U.OOO for the corresponding months last year. The value of the exports during this period was $4,277,000, compared with $6,632,000 during tha corresponding period fo . two, when mere r were no labor troubles. ' : " London's Big Bill for Tea. London, Juqe 17. London's busi ness, It may be said with tome truth, is largely ran on cups of tea. There is no more profitable trade than the tea shop bm-inees in the city of London, where the consumption of tea and cof fee, "especially tea, is enormous. On an average, Lyons A Co. opens a new de pot in London every month. Taking London as whole, it ia estimated that 2.00C, 000 cups of tea are consumed every day at the tea shops and cafes. This represents a turn over of $800,000 or $25,000,000 a year.. . f ":' ' ' Sugar Companies Unl'e ' Salt Lake City, June 17. Thomas R. Cutler, general manager of the Utah Sugar company, the Idaho Sngur com pany and the Went em Idaho Sugar company, announces that tlie KaHtefn stockholders In the three corporations have approved the plans for their con solidation. It is proposed to merge tbe companies under the title. L'tah-Jilabo Sugar company, issue $10,000,000 of preferred and $3,000,000 of common stock in exchange for the old stock- '; i , , . ; (l . Railroads Must Comply. r ' , Lincoln, Neb,, June 17 Attorney General Thompson has filed an injunc tion against four of the principal rail road lines in Nebraska to compel tbem to maintain the two-cent fare and anti pass enactmentta, now operative, and to put Into effect the commodity freight rate on July 9, -, , DIVIDE. NORTHISI Hill and Harrlman Roads Agree Upon Territory. HURT OREGON AND WASHINGTON Each Line Takes a 0'stlnctlve fmk from Which ihe Other Is if fectivaly Barred. Waahlnaton. June IS. From evi dence given today before the Interstate Commerce oomiuinion it is very plain that J. J. Hill and K. H. llarninai have manned out the Northwest, each taklne a distinctive territory, from which tlie other ia effectively harren Partkiularlv ia this true of the lumbei business. It is piacticatly itupowlblu, under the exMlng freight ratos ami r- rainnmicuts. for Oregon Inmlieruien tt com nets with I'utet Sound in market tributary to the Northern l-aciuo aim Ureal Kotthem, and likewise impoiwl ble for Puget Sound ruanu'actuiere b invade territory tributary to Ihe Ilurri- man linos. And to far as the rmeetiv railroad systems are concerned, neither has an) desire to invade tlie other's territory. Both acknowledge their utter incom petency to handle the business tlwt it offered them and s.uh ohlccts to twin compelled to take care of the surplus of the other. At the cluee of tho morning srsxion Mr. Jeffreys, sttorney for the (iouid system, announced to the commission that the Missouri Pacific snd Iteuver A Rio Grande, which connect with tlie Harriman lines at Ogdn, bad no objec tion to "opening the Portland guteway ." JAPAN AGAIN AROUStD. Widely Circulated Paper Aiks Psopk to Taks Hand. Toklo, June 13. Tbe Mslnicbi, pub lished st Ufaka and claiming to have a circulation of 250,000, iipnsacs anger today at the repotted recent attack un a Japanese horticulturist at Berks ler, Cat. It aara: - ' 'The outrage demonstrates the im po tency ol tbe California authorities to protect our compatriots. Now ia no time to rest sutured on the aterenlynexl diplomatic assurances firm tlie Wash ington government. Only two weeks after a positive declaration to take Die- ventive measures to safeguard Japanese rights comes the Berkeley outrage. The penmoalitv of President Kuose relt towers bigh among living great men and deserves) full confidence, but promises, however high sounding and reassuring, and the promise maker, however high in character, Is of no val ue whatever if unaccompanied hy deeds, -ihe powerlexsneas of the Cnlifom a nd federal governments is thus i moTut rated and It only remains to take the work of protection . in our own hands. That the outragrs are of limileJ local occurrence it not a sullicient ex planatioo." HAYWOOD'S CASE HURT. Attorney for the Defense Iriures His Own Theory. Boise, Idaho, June 13.--Airain venter day the simleSHlnees of tbe defense in tbe Haywood case was illustrated on several occasions. It has been anneient il through the cross examination of Orchard and has been commented upon Dy an ooaervera mat Sir. Kichardaon flounders around aadlv and leads Int., contradiction. There Will be stout three hoars of the redirect examination of Orchard on Friday morning, according to present plans, but it msy reuuire much lees time. Most everything has been brought out in me cross exsminaion '.that the state wants, but the relations of the witness with tbe Cripple Creek drtec- Uvea will be gone over to some extent. snd severla other matters will be fully explained which have boen only touched pon ny tne crone examination and ere not gone into on direct examina tion. Demand Indemnity for Riot. San Francisco, June 13. The Japan s residents of San Franciaco. il la id, intend to demand an indemnity of the United States government for tbe Heged attack upon the- Horseshoe res taurant and other act of violence which they say have been Inflicted upon them. They Iiope also by bringing diplomatic pressure to bear upon the govern mei t Washington to suppress antl-Janan- ese agitation in California. This. It ia ..1.1 i 1. .. .1 . s. ... . . .a-m, was uie auu ot iouni ffoua s re cent visit to Viscount Aoki, ambaaiia. dor at Washington. Navy Goes Into Mourning. Norfolk, Vs., June 13. All day long and until lale tonight Die search and dredging instituted by the naval au thorities for sny signs of th Minne sota's ill fsted launch and It 11 oocn. pants has progressed, but the bxiies of the vk-tlms have not been found. While! Virginia day wag participated in. in order not to break the nroarani . p- rangeo in advance, , tho navy oOIcts have deciint-d all new invitation to participate in festivities ami celebra tions, and the ball game between the army and navy was called off. - . " ; ;' r ".';.' 'lotgrgwofs Still Fighf. Hongkong, June 13. -4Viirgerts have attacked - the village of. 'Yum tV. .. l Al . . . . ... W iiiuug, in tii preiucture ot Wei (Jhott, where they burned the military yameov A provincial punitive force went In pur snit of tho .insurgents ami a Ih m in a sanguinary conflict at Pat. Sotari, not far from their stronghold. Ten of the soldiers lt their lives. Ths viceroy of Canton is considering a sug gestion to open Wei Choo as a treaty Port-:'; ', ,, :" ;,'. v . j --t ,... Boycott on Kosher Meat; Clrvelsnd, June 13. A riot occurred In Ihe Jewish district today as tha re sult of a tan placed upon the Kosher meat shops. Ths Jews, angered over the recent rise of 4 cents a pound for meat, refuse to bnv and m uni.. otheri not to buy, I HEALTH NOTES FOR JUNt. VW FOR ifTABU in sterna fev: sku; eruptions. Spring Catarrh ia wet defined Spring diarwe. The mmmI s tleent are givea above. A bottle f Pe-AMia tekea ia time ill pr erupt, y arrest the (ourte ef the d acsae know sa Spring Catarrh. ' Thaekavwy'a niMBUu, William Makepeace Thackeray was always too genial, t"0 gi-uruus, too open banded, to be sn accumulator of this world's goods, and to spits of the Urge earnings of bis pro be died a poor man. Shortly before bl death his frlvud, John Leech, tlie cart niuiiit, gall ed upon blm and found him in bis study writing writing and sighing at tbe monotony of bis work. "Why don't you have a holiday." ssld Uecn, "and taks your girls to tbe seasldef -The. great novelist toad Bo verbal answer, but, rUIng stowly, plunged his hands to the very bottom of bis pock ets, brought these rHjititc out. shook them vigorously without eliciting s rattle of coin, replaced tbem and thro resumed hie wat - . ' Not riaral. The daper young man was very much ruffled. "I thluk this Is aa outrage l" be snapiied. "What Is sn outrage, sir?" asked tbe pretty girl with the pyramid of sau cers. "Why, ths bunko game. Here you sdvertlse a 'strawberry f-atltal,' charge a quarter to get in and tlnn we tind there Is only one strawberry In the whole festival. Isn't that a uilarepresentatlon Y' ' Tbe pntty girl smiled serenely, , "Not at all," she tnugbnL "What If there la only one atr:twtM-rry to the whole festival; We didn't, any any. thing about 'strawberries festival,' did wer IlerlaB tha lloaviimo.,. The Frhmd And you and Ceorge lave " eiM-llcnt a;fpctittMr t for every meal. What kind of aij.ef Ixers do you usej Ths llrltle Klvwa, dear, have tlie grandest d.rnwrt And we The Friend-tlraclous! And what doc It consist of T The Itrlde The same, of course klasest Oaa Afieraoaa el t'nateat. Tog can't make s woman bellevs there Is sny real troutile In the world on the first afternoon she wears ber new bat. New York Prems. " Jr -. -, v" V V rl JBAB BJLOOB JHC SOURCE OF rct purity and richneaa wo art awurtl of thereat of MS Urrh, Scrofula, ContaeiotMr Llol ir,;I- ' lha ra.u,U . e . . - ci ... grow iS?? "Vnui and poisons find their 1!,?.."VWS' inactive condiUoa ol 7:t?im7 WMt?. leave, the constitutidual Al-,i.V& U ,t mTA lfc 1 V- t t a eonstoptly annoyed nn-1 trrmlrtcd whg i i i iZ httrJS? " H e . .nd mW thia yitul fluid 1 cZVi 12 jj ! 5 dig. Lu"!r, ""'-r'w trouble, ever uiifTVraWi t-w.. PURELY - VEGETABLE -Md'w Wood i. renewed and cleaned af tor a co?.e 'P volum, ol reatc.gt tonic, made entirely ot tl&k K " harmless to nnv nnrt r.f t, ......... ,Di Bd barks, anrl l. -u..... . . ... ' , fee Wew, . ' EdPr Hllv. th brIIIUnt '"'"Jji was wait! tm ady'r 'vl h inoujfht Jiint H' uUlloujl wsji'lt'gnodlhlnt. . v J "QlfflPUllttM kr only imoS sMd r, , PsIHii. Iw tbey ars axtrewely gpt, . Tliire win once ,r,,n'Ln,B' Jumiw . FlttgeralA who kind ij,i use of a anotalloji In pelttltwM r"Hai,4uri4.g this spesa'ki " matetlly interrupted by bwtcber, tb ,w,.rlslof of law aatwagu-wtaklHt plant, rtualty An sdhervat w s look ofTenas at the butcher'i Mocklnc reuisrhs. am, ye -llev. run. leave poll aioae. aui i..,.. t emir anusasw Biachlntaf The butcW glared kt tb bisb Bad retorted t' "If I bad this speaker la ons of f sansafe maehluse, I d soon ak lilc aieat of blm.' ' XUn Mr. ntifsrald uuuted from ths platform with -turtle I "Is thy servant dog that tbo sliotiklit do thU tblngT . i .o' A Keew.' The late Amhrvss U ThoniaB, the notetl advertising siiwr of .-Ohlctiv. u'nee tutd story about two doctors In , ait sddreaa on adyertlaiug. . To Illustrate any pot. - 1 sMio of bb advvrtlaing error, "I'll j tell you about my frlead itooea. ttooss) , was taken down very bad, and. hli f tly physician being out of town, a spe cialist wee called to. "Hut the family physician unexpect edly returned, and be and tbe atwetor I at entered Ituotw' cbamber together. Tbey found the man in a high fever snd partially uneohaciuea. ICa put bla band under tbe bed clothes to feel Hones' pulse, snd each accidentally got bold of tbe other's baud. "He bat typhoid,' said the first phy ah Ian. 1 - " 'Nothing ef lite kind.' said the ott er 'He's only drunk.' . rtvwir t fwveala. At Qulmpvr, la Urtttsuy, tbe wife ot a man named le Rani gave birth to t iwy. Tbe father took the cbitd tad Sold It for IS hi tbe wire of the local butcber. Mate, tWitan. Tbe wwaasa pre truted ll to ber busband BB bar own newly bora Infant sad tloeaa hastened to register the child's birth. Le Haul, fearing that be might gel Into trouble with tbe police. Belt con suited tbe butcber, whom be sunward to be a party to the fraud. The dutd huabaad threw llaat out of tbe houaw, The latter then reglsteead the birth ef bla owu child, la lb 'eye ot tlie law, tttetvforw, tbe . Infant baa clslms-on two separate families sad ew Jojs the unique dlstlm-tloa uf being the son of two mot here. Paris Newt. be left Taw .' r Two young women were sealed to gether In a Uruadway ear, when B Weil- drard niau of middle age entered. One of tbe women bowed to blm. "Who Is tliatT ber eumpanlon asked. "lie's tbe father of one uf my chil dren. tbe Brat Speaker replied. Whereupon an elderly spinster mt mi ir countenance, wb was aaa ted Melt, gaaped and nearly fa luted. "laa't II queer," the young woman went on, "that I should have three pairs of twinsall girts, luor The aiilnter.rhangd ber aval In a hurry too quickly to bear say further 1 fads concerning tbe young woman s OUbllc scbuol cltaa New Tot Ulubn III Walaral MMaes. 1 "Two mutual friends tat tear a nan at lunch one day. " What makes blm look aa glum mis morning r ssld tbe Brat - Why.' said tbe other, 'be vleHed an KgypiUn palwlat last Bight sad fellow told bins bla , wife would marry twice, and tbe second busband wosld be s remarkably Dae chap." "Aha! He thinks that's rather reflection oa blureelf, ebr - -ot al SIL lie thinks bis wife wss married before, and never told him.-- Washington Bur.- tlvaaath 'r Ike Cmmtmm. The enormous strengtb ef the rondor is only equsled by bis vorsdty nomneas. This Immense bird often pounces upon small salmala. but frvm tbe shew snd bluotnets of bis claws ne is unable to carry anything very ""Vi ao ne contents himself wltb fixing It against tlx ground with one of bis claws, wblJe wltb tbe other and nis powerful beak be rends It to piece. lorgid weitb food. Ibe bird then b comes Incapable of flight snd msy be spprosclied, but any attempt at capture lunuoaiy retistea. JUA DISEASE iiri 3f.-V !?'"m ,n ,ut as k nsiluiriT. Sores and Ulrica tnd Kheumatlan. are all -.'.TTt Sl am. .a ... - . .w Ti-.e.T..:r?w,,0P ". the av.. " "T7 LLa,M y refusn and - v-4 fJI ilCAlIfl ' HitsVaak or ' . . t -t wuvtwr a. n. r. ii ii,. . tSun thaelfe A- & 8. it CiSlTliFL.., s WD PAY On savings deptts of. ( ' tt more, comrennd.l twiot .tvtryyeae. Itistt.t M ; to r-pea a Kavlng Aeoounl tt by Mad m i if yon ilv.d door, hend for our 'fro, Ur-ik. r M. "fiaaktag by Mall," aa Wrt lull petlicuW Alltm Cayuicf Bank ' Portland, Oregca Blicta and. 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