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The Sonq
of the Hair
There re four verses. Verse i
I.- Ayer't Hair Vigor makes i
the hair grow. Verse 2. Ayer's
Hair Vigor stops falling hair.
Verse 3. Ayer's Hair Vigor
cures dandruff. Verse 4.
Ayer's Hair Vigor always re
stores color to gray hair. The
chorus Is sung by millions.
Berar Mln ItWi Hmlr Tim I h.4 var
Ihla u4wt poor Klr. Bet Taoatiaae a
aaa wnm tvwuui i Mir molly lmprT
la mj way. I save ea h off .Ml a tnr
the mii m nu.'uiui, M. Pkummojiss
a e . O, Aymr Oa.. Imll, Urn I
BAKAPUflJUL
nus.
iters
csbtxt ncrauL. I
Oil Afi mm War.
OM people make a treat mistake
when tbey fire up work. Many men
, who hare made a competency in bus!
nesa and feel entitled to retire from
active work Ond themselves declining
la health and becoming prematurely
old for want of occupation. In moat
aged peraona the vital functlona con
tlnue In active exercise under normal
conditions, but If tbe regularity and
moderation of business life are depart
ed from trouble will surely follow.
London Lancet
Leaser!? af Cmr Wheals.
Haa anybody ever stopped to think
kow many uilea the wheels of a rail
road car travel before tbey wear out)
Statistics gathered from various roads
show that perfect car wheels often roll
from three hundred thousand to four
hundred and jfty thousand milea be
fore tbey have to be turned down.
Wheela with flaws In them run only
about fifty to ninety thousand miles.
Mother wffl lad Mrs. Window's Boothia
Byrapthe b at remade to naa lor their ehU4ru
surug tea leoiuag nnrwa.
Far Haaaaw -
"Ne, Mr. Sasalley," said the beautlfnl
young girl, "I never can marry a
aa little and short as yeii are."
"Oa, I'm too short, am 1 7 he said,
with a hollow, mirthless laugh. "Well,
alias Ermyatrude, with jour permission
I will just go out and stretch myself a
Uttle.-
Drawlng himself op to his foil height,
such aa It was, be took his hat, cane,
glovea, and departure,
Cmrm fa m "Naatstaar'' Woaaaa.
Having advertised aa a widower in
eearch of a wife No. 2, a man of 8L
Gall, Switzerland, ahowed the fifty re
plies and photographs which be had
received to hia wife, and, stating that
If she did not want him there were
others woo did, be effectively cured her
of her "nagging" habits. Petit Paris
ian. ,
at. Vita Dane aaa an Herraaa Paj'W
.n.inli carat br Ir. IUi
Nwn iMunr. HMd Ibr rHKS IXlrtAI aoui. anti
tinlln. ucaL.lla1K.aiiJLtcaBfc.rauara,
Met Ba Crmxalas aw That.
tioeriy incle Lake all other young
chaps Just out of college, you'll be want
ing to marry, of coarse, some of these
days.
Nephew Harold (with a bright blush)
Not "soma of these Days," uncle. Only
woe ol 'ant Jf oriel, tbe youngest.
Dewa at Itaaaa e.
Hiram Hurdapple Old Josh Wheat
ly killed bia red cow yesterday and
found a peck of nails and railroad
spikes in her stomach.
Zeke Crosaby Do tell ! Josh alwayt
wss lucky. Now he'll have beef and
Iron for a spring medicine without get
ting it at tbe drag store.
IiIm af Scotch woMra.
It Is not surprising to Sod that
those qualities Intellect, grit and
strenuous endeavor that nave brought
tbe manhood of Scotland to tbe front
ahould also be a marked characteristic I
of Scotchwomen. Englishwoman's Re-1
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mtaJclaa; fracrcaa. I
Neighbor How s your boy Milton set- I
ting along at college?
Unci. Haycroft-Fine, Milt's roln' to
be a rec'Iar orator. Ha en t.lk .hn,
can taix aoout I
the personal equation, an other things
being equal, an' questions for academic
discussion, an' all that sort o' lingo, Jest
like aa old hand.
SPEND
YOUR VACATION
AT
THE BREAKERS HOTEL
Nerta Beach, WasMastaa, tbe leading
resort la tha Korthwast. New saca.
Advantages:
Rirht on the edge of tha ocean
- beach. Eleetrle llghu, steam
heat, hot and eold aalt water In
every bath tub, public bath, pri
vate bath, and pontoBlea in the
building. Prirat dairy, private
livery .table, private vegetable
garden, private poultry yards.
Amusements
Two tennis eourta, four bowl
ing allovi, roller altating, golf,
horaebaek riding with private
teacher. A beautiful lake In the
hotel ground!, boat riding, oil
lierdi, pool, private hotel orrhea
tra, two plane, pianola, orctiee
trelle, axoallent dancing pavil
ion. Writ far Tree BaaAiet
THE BREAKERS HOTEL
Breakers, Washington
CLASSIFIED ADS
NOTIC at Tta following aanounaementa tra
from letdfrig busliMM men and flruu, anI ftr
wu wort n j your creiui reading. Tha list
ftta- contain just tha proKM.Uon you art look
ing for.
REAL ESTATE
EAST GREEN ACRES
The only tracts on the" market where you ran
eontract to sell your crop. Ten train, a day.
Abundance of water. Price IIAO.UO per acre-
easy payments oms la or write for particu
lars. BCCCHIK A THOMPSON
Sysssns, Washington.
IWfMvea
SGIIilllZISBHWD
Cslla-tsr to TecrcrllT Occupy
layer's Ssst
SC3.N
Til Virin TO IVflTDTD
IILL4JUJ1 1U AAUIIiLB
Sriberr-Graft Prosecution la Now in
Complata Control of San Fran
;'".' i alsco Oovammant.
Ban Francisco, June 18. Acting un
ler instructions from District Attorney
William II. Langdon, the boaid of su
perviaora shortly after 7 o'clock last
night adopted a resolution declaring
Mayor Kugene K. Bchimts temporarily
unable to petlorm his official duties and
appointing Supervisor James L. Us Ha
sher acting mayor. Tbe latter says he
will assunie the mayoralty at one and
ho deniea that he haa made with the
district aattorney or with any one elee
.in agreement to resign at command, in
order to make way for a reform mayor,
whoae name ia yet to be annooi e d
Air. Langdon, Assistant District At
torney Heney, Rudolph 8preckela and
their immediate asa iciatea in tbe brib-
-ry-graft proeecntion aie by thia move
placed in actual control of the munici
pal aituatlon. That they will be allow
ed so to remain without legal contest
by tbe convicted mayor's attorneys is
not suspected. Ilia the plan of the
prosecuting forces to ask fur tlie resig
nation in a few days of some oue of the
18 supervisors. Thia forthcoming, act
ing Mayor Oallagher will appoint to
ho vacancy a man named t y the dis
trict attorney. So soon as he takes
fhce. Gallagher will resign from the
uayor e chair and his resignation will
be accepted. The buard, acting under
irders from the prosecution, will then
ilecl the new member its president pro
tempore and by virtue of that office he
will at once become acting mayor. ,
ODESSA IS STORM CENTER.
Xasohition of Douma Is Hailed
With
Joy by Reactionists. ,
OJessa, June 18. The news of the
liscolotion of the douma and the em
peror's manifesto was received with
jtupefaction by the Progressives here,
h had not expected th- abrogation of
the laws so far forced from the govern
ment, but provoked tbe highea enthus
iasm from the Union of True Russians,
who today celebrated the event with
the sanction of the authorities,
Accompanied by a Ccesack band the
fine Russians marched in procession
to tbe cathedral, where a f Decial ser
vice was held. Tbey carried huge Rus
sian banners and butts of high govern
ment orhciais. Tcere were no exer-
Since the dissolution of the douma
the police have arrested more than 300
persons, including three professors, tlie
leaders of the different Radical parties
and several raimliee, including a nam
her of children. Governor General
Kaolbars summoned before him 11
public officials and warned them against
commenting on the dissolution, other
wise their punishment would be sus
pension.
Fire Destroys Montana Town.
Butte, June 18. A special to the
Miner from Hariowtoam, Mont., rays:
"Fire which broke out in Marshall's
general store baa practically destroyed
this village. Before tbe Bre could be
on trolled everything in tlie businese
streets had been burned except one store
and tbe railroad station. The build
ings destroyed include the Leland ho
tel, Bei i.irain Tur er's general t.re, a
meat market, two saloons snd a num
ber of ether business buildings. The
loss is estimated at about 1 128,000,
1 1 i ,, '
.iiu email insurance.
Fira Torpedo at Admiral.
Sevastopol, June 18. Rear Admiral
Wiren, in command of the Black sea
flet, was cruising in a steam cutter yes-
terday while a torpedo boat in command
oi lieutenant Kuznek was practicing
nnng whiteheads in tbe inner bar.
When the admiral's cutter was at short
rangj the toroedo boat sudden! rhino.
led her position and fired a blank
Whithl nir.il. at T"
tinting the ialter's water tank. The
TuT r..V...'' " " " . .
promptitude cf tbe crew in beaching
the cotter caved the admiral from
drowning.
Ice Blocks f t. Michael.
Seattle, Wash.. June 18. Ice is still
blocking St. Michael, Ahuka. The
passengers on tbe ill fated steamer
Ohio, transferred to the steamer Uma
tilla and sent forward, have been land
ed on an ice floe, and reoorta received
today indicate tbey made a precarious
way over trie ice to Bt. Michael. The
travelers bound for that port. 61 in
number, reached 8;.' Michael over tlie
ice and then made way in a similar
manner for the steamer Ella to go up
toe x ukon.
Chines a Kill Officials.
Mctoria, B. C. June 18. Further
advices regarding tbe rebellion in South
China received by the steamer Blont-
eagle today state that Bun Yat Sen,
who for yeais has been onmnizinir an
antl-dynastK! movement in China, left
i ok 10 a rew weeks before the outlireak
and ia reported leading the revolution-
iti near Swatow, having taken the
field May 22 and opened operations bv
attacking tbe walled cily of Kwang
n-oug, wnicn was easily captured.
Devlin Must Aid Japanese.
San Francisco, June 18 United
States District Attorney Devlin today
received B letter from Attorney General
Bonaparte in response to that which he
sent eontaini-g a report on the riot
through which a Japanese restaurant
wag damaged. It is n ported, however,
that be Las been Instructed to lend
whatever assistance he can to the Jap
anese.
New Yorkers Die of Heat.
New York, June 18. Five deaths
and several prostrations, due to the
heat, were reported yesterday. The
weather bureau showed a temperature
of 9J at noon.
MUCH IV.DINCE IN RIBUfTAL
Main tttlianea of Haywood "rosecu
'. Hon It on Conspiracy.
Boise, Jane IT, Tha annouiiceirieut
mad by tlit proeecutlou in tha liny
wood cam Satutday thai it would have
tta testimony in ohlef concluded by
oa Wednesday next, taken in connection
with th fact that there it to bt no olb
ler ee8100 until Tutdny, h created 1
ktaiiiigtUtthaRlate la not going to
present ancb a strong ran of ooirobota-
tionaatsa anticipated. Ihe reeaou
f this" feel in la probably twofold
that Ilia law of conspiracy a. hid down
in thia atale U not fully understood by
tb public and that the eiteut to whioli
tha state way rely upon rebuttal leaii
mony is not known.
. Tlie law aa laid down in the Uurro-
tan taaa i wry broad ami it la under
etond Its geneial principle apply
thia cawe. bill (hut fact ia not urasoed
For instance, it haa been argued by
auroe of Uie newspaper writers in their
communications that the stuto nmat
corroborate Orehkrd's statement that
Haywood aunt him to kill Btounenlierg
SCHMITZ MUST STAY IN JAIL.
Judge Has No Discretion and
Gives
Sheriff Strict Orders.
San Fmnncisoo, June 17. "No lil
tor Eugene E. Srbmita," the convicted
mayor of San Francisco, was the ruling
made by Judge Fiauk II. Dunne, in the
application made by tlie mayor's coun
sel that he be giveu his liberty under
bond pending sentence, which the court
will pronounce on June 27. Judge
Dunne adopted aa hia own the stand of
the prosecution that in the eyes of the
law the mayor is no different from any
other perwon on whom the jury has set
the brand of felony.
IM-Judge J. C Campbell, the may
or's chief counsel, made the formal mo
tion for the admittance of his client to
bail on the strength of an affidavit in
which the mayor says that, by reason
of having been compelled to give al
most hi whole tune and attention
to
his trial tor the last four weeks, public
bus i nes requiring hia attention has
been delayed and there is now a large
amount ol it pending and undetermined
and requiring bis immediate attention
RESUMES DESPOTIC POWER.
Czar Dissolves Douma and Chanegs
Existing Laws.
St. Petersburg, June 17. Kmperor
Nicholas atnxeed his signature Satnr-
lay to an imperial nkaee abolihing the
present douma and ordering that the
elections of members to its successor.
which is to meet November 14, be held
under the new election Isw, which pro
vides against the "submergence of tbe
e located chuwea by the uneducated
marsea."
This action constitutes virtual coup
d etat and overrides the fundamental
laws solemnly proclaimed by bis ma tes
ty on the eve of the convocation of the
first don ma, which declare that the
electoral law can never be changed
ilhout the consent of parliament
itself. This breach of tlie constitution
is justified by the great law of necessi
ty, the advisers of tbe emperor holding
it impossible under present conditions
to secure parliament capable of co
operating harmoniously with the crown
and rescuing Russia from anarchy and
revolution.
NO CONTEST ON BONO ISSUE
Union Pacific Votes SIOO.OOO.OOO
for Improving Line.
Bait Lake City, June 17. At a spe
cial stockholders' meeting of the Union
Pacific Railroad company here it was
leaded to lue 1100,000,000 In new
stock. The issme Is for the Durrmse of
meeting the expenses of improvements,
piesent and prospective, along the line
of the Union Pacific.
The exact vote on the bond issue was
2,193,315 shares out of total of 2.
ubu.wu snares. While the poll was
kept open for two hours aa required by
statute, the proceedings were merely
perfunctory. It was explained by tbe
oncers of the company that tbe new
stock issue is not to be sold immediate
ly, but is to be held for the redemption
of 175,000,000 of convertible bonds.
Stnke Kills Havana Cigar Trade.
Tf sv ffii.
. "v?""' .V'TT . ?K"maxers
" paralysing Mi? industry. The
most recent compilation of statistics by
experts shows s rapid decline since
Febiuary 23, the date of the beginning
of the strike. The total number of
cigars exported in five m nlhs this year
was 3,8U7,oou. awn at ios.1 U.OOO for
the corresponding months last year.
The value of the exports during this
period was $4,277,000, compared with
$6,632,000 during tha corresponding
period fo . two, when mere r were no
labor troubles. ' : "
London's Big Bill for Tea.
London, Juqe 17. London's busi
ness, It may be said with tome truth,
is largely ran on cups of tea. There is
no more profitable trade than the tea
shop bm-inees in the city of London,
where the consumption of tea and cof
fee, "especially tea, is enormous. On an
average, Lyons A Co. opens a new de
pot in London every month. Taking
London as whole, it ia estimated that
2.00C, 000 cups of tea are consumed
every day at the tea shops and cafes.
This represents a turn over of $800,000
or $25,000,000 a year..
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Sugar Companies Unl'e '
Salt Lake City, June 17. Thomas
R. Cutler, general manager of the Utah
Sugar company, the Idaho Sngur com
pany and the Went em Idaho Sugar
company, announces that tlie KaHtefn
stockholders In the three corporations
have approved the plans for their con
solidation. It is proposed to merge tbe
companies under the title. L'tah-Jilabo
Sugar company, issue $10,000,000 of
preferred and $3,000,000 of common
stock in exchange for the old stock- ';
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Railroads Must Comply. r ' ,
Lincoln, Neb,, June 17 Attorney
General Thompson has filed an injunc
tion against four of the principal rail
road lines in Nebraska to compel tbem
to maintain the two-cent fare and anti
pass enactmentta, now operative, and
to put Into effect the commodity
freight rate on July 9, -, ,
DIVIDE.
NORTHISI
Hill and Harrlman Roads Agree
Upon Territory.
HURT OREGON AND WASHINGTON
Each Line Takes a 0'stlnctlve fmk
from Which ihe Other Is if
fectivaly Barred.
Waahlnaton. June IS. From evi
dence given today before the Interstate
Commerce oomiuinion it is very plain
that J. J. Hill and K. H. llarninai
have manned out the Northwest, each
taklne a distinctive territory, from
which tlie other ia effectively harren
Partkiularlv ia this true of the lumbei
business. It is piacticatly itupowlblu,
under the exMlng freight ratos ami r-
rainnmicuts. for Oregon Inmlieruien tt
com nets with I'utet Sound in market
tributary to the Northern l-aciuo aim
Ureal Kotthem, and likewise impoiwl
ble for Puget Sound ruanu'actuiere b
invade territory tributary to Ihe Ilurri-
man linos.
And to far as the rmeetiv railroad
systems are concerned, neither has an)
desire to invade tlie other's territory.
Both acknowledge their utter incom
petency to handle the business tlwt it
offered them and s.uh ohlccts to twin
compelled to take care of the surplus of
the other.
At the cluee of tho morning srsxion
Mr. Jeffreys, sttorney for the (iouid
system, announced to the commission
that the Missouri Pacific snd Iteuver A
Rio Grande, which connect with tlie
Harriman lines at Ogdn, bad no objec
tion to "opening the Portland guteway ."
JAPAN AGAIN AROUStD.
Widely Circulated Paper Aiks Psopk
to Taks Hand.
Toklo, June 13. Tbe Mslnicbi, pub
lished st Ufaka and claiming to have a
circulation of 250,000, iipnsacs anger
today at the repotted recent attack un
a Japanese horticulturist at Berks ler,
Cat. It aara: - '
'The outrage demonstrates the im po
tency ol tbe California authorities to
protect our compatriots. Now ia no
time to rest sutured on the aterenlynexl
diplomatic assurances firm tlie Wash
ington government. Only two weeks
after a positive declaration to take Die-
ventive measures to safeguard Japanese
rights comes the Berkeley outrage.
The penmoalitv of President Kuose
relt towers bigh among living great
men and deserves) full confidence, but
promises, however high sounding and
reassuring, and the promise maker,
however high in character, Is of no val
ue whatever if unaccompanied hy deeds,
-ihe powerlexsneas of the Cnlifom a
nd federal governments is thus i
moTut rated and It only remains to take
the work of protection . in our own
hands.
That the outragrs are of limileJ
local occurrence it not a sullicient ex
planatioo."
HAYWOOD'S CASE HURT.
Attorney for the Defense Iriures His
Own Theory.
Boise, Idaho, June 13.--Airain venter
day the simleSHlnees of tbe defense in
tbe Haywood case was illustrated on
several occasions. It has been anneient
il through the cross examination of
Orchard and has been commented upon
Dy an ooaervera mat Sir. Kichardaon
flounders around aadlv and leads Int.,
contradiction.
There Will be stout three hoars of
the redirect examination of Orchard on
Friday morning, according to present
plans, but it msy reuuire much lees
time. Most everything has been brought
out in me cross exsminaion '.that the
state wants, but the relations of the
witness with tbe Cripple Creek drtec-
Uvea will be gone over to some extent.
snd severla other matters will be fully
explained which have boen only touched
pon ny tne crone examination and
ere not gone into on direct examina
tion.
Demand Indemnity for Riot.
San Francisco, June 13. The Japan
s residents of San Franciaco. il la
id, intend to demand an indemnity of
the United States government for tbe
Heged attack upon the- Horseshoe res
taurant and other act of violence which
they say have been Inflicted upon them.
They Iiope also by bringing diplomatic
pressure to bear upon the govern mei t
Washington to suppress antl-Janan-
ese agitation in California. This. It ia
..1.1 i 1. .. .1 . s. ... . .
.a-m, was uie auu ot iouni ffoua s re
cent visit to Viscount Aoki, ambaaiia.
dor at Washington.
Navy Goes Into Mourning.
Norfolk, Vs., June 13. All day long
and until lale tonight Die search and
dredging instituted by the naval au
thorities for sny signs of th Minne
sota's ill fsted launch and It 11 oocn.
pants has progressed, but the bxiies of
the vk-tlms have not been found. While!
Virginia day wag participated in. in
order not to break the nroarani . p-
rangeo in advance, , tho navy oOIcts
have deciint-d all new invitation to
participate in festivities ami celebra
tions, and the ball game between the
army and navy was called off. - .
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'lotgrgwofs Still Fighf.
Hongkong, June 13. -4Viirgerts
have attacked - the village of. 'Yum
tV. .. l Al . . . . ... W
iiiuug, in tii preiucture ot Wei (Jhott,
where they burned the military yameov
A provincial punitive force went In pur
snit of tho .insurgents ami a
Ih m in a sanguinary conflict at Pat.
Sotari, not far from their stronghold.
Ten of the soldiers lt their lives. Ths
viceroy of Canton is considering a sug
gestion to open Wei Choo as a treaty
Port-:'; ', ,, :"
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Boycott on Kosher Meat;
Clrvelsnd, June 13. A riot occurred
In Ihe Jewish district today as tha re
sult of a tan placed upon the Kosher
meat shops. Ths Jews, angered over
the recent rise of 4 cents a pound for
meat, refuse to bnv and m uni..
otheri not to buy, I
HEALTH NOTES
FOR JUNt.
VW FOR
ifTABU in
sterna fev:
sku; eruptions.
Spring Catarrh ia wet defined
Spring diarwe. The mmmI s
tleent are givea above. A bottle
f Pe-AMia tekea ia time ill pr erupt,
y arrest the (ourte ef the d acsae
know sa Spring Catarrh.
' Thaekavwy'a niMBUu,
William Makepeace Thackeray was
always too genial, t"0 gi-uruus, too
open banded, to be sn accumulator of
this world's goods, and to spits of the
Urge earnings of bis pro be died a
poor man. Shortly before bl death his
frlvud, John Leech, tlie cart niuiiit, gall
ed upon blm and found him in bis
study writing writing and sighing at
tbe monotony of bis work.
"Why don't you have a holiday."
ssld Uecn, "and taks your girls to tbe
seasldef
-The. great novelist toad Bo verbal
answer, but, rUIng stowly, plunged his
hands to the very bottom of bis pock
ets, brought these rHjititc out.
shook them vigorously without eliciting
s rattle of coin, replaced tbem and thro
resumed hie wat - . '
Not riaral.
The daper young man was very
much ruffled.
"I thluk this Is aa outrage l" be
snapiied.
"What Is sn outrage, sir?" asked tbe
pretty girl with the pyramid of sau
cers. "Why, ths bunko game. Here you
sdvertlse a 'strawberry f-atltal,'
charge a quarter to get in and tlnn
we tind there Is only one strawberry
In the whole festival. Isn't that a
uilarepresentatlon Y' '
Tbe pntty girl smiled serenely, ,
"Not at all," she tnugbnL "What If
there la only one atr:twtM-rry to the
whole festival; We didn't, any any.
thing about 'strawberries festival,' did
wer
IlerlaB tha lloaviimo.,.
The Frhmd And you and Ceorge
lave " eiM-llcnt a;fpctittMr t for every
meal. What kind of aij.ef Ixers do you
usej
Ths llrltle Klvwa, dear,
have tlie grandest d.rnwrt
And we
The Friend-tlraclous! And what
doc It consist of T
The Itrlde The same, of course
klasest
Oaa Afieraoaa el t'nateat.
Tog can't make s woman bellevs
there Is sny real troutile In the world
on the first afternoon she wears ber
new bat. New York Prems. "
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JHC SOURCE OF
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purity and richneaa wo art awurtl of
thereat of MS
Urrh, Scrofula, ContaeiotMr Llol ir,;I- '
lha ra.u,U . e . . -
ci ... grow
iS?? "Vnui and poisons find their
1!,?.."VWS' inactive condiUoa ol
7:t?im7 WMt?. leave, the
constitutidual Al-,i.V& U ,t mTA
lfc 1 V- t t a
eonstoptly annoyed nn-1 trrmlrtcd whg i i i iZ httrJS? " H
e . .nd mW thia yitul fluid 1 cZVi 12 jj ! 5 dig.
Lu"!r, ""'-r'w trouble,
ever uiifTVraWi t-w..
PURELY - VEGETABLE -Md'w
Wood i. renewed and cleaned af tor a co?.e 'P volum, ol
reatc.gt tonic, made entirely ot tl&k K "
harmless to nnv nnrt r.f t, ......... ,Di Bd barks, anrl l. -u..... .
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EdPr Hllv. th brIIIUnt '"'"Jji
was wait! tm ady'r 'vl
h inoujfht Jiint H' uUlloujl
wsji'lt'gnodlhlnt. . v J
"QlfflPUllttM kr only imoS sMd r, ,
PsIHii. Iw tbey ars axtrewely gpt, .
Tliire win once ,r,,n'Ln,B'
Jumiw . FlttgeralA who kind
ij,i use of a anotalloji In pelttltwM
r"Hai,4uri4.g this spesa'ki "
matetlly interrupted by bwtcber, tb
,w,.rlslof of law aatwagu-wtaklHt
plant,
rtualty
An sdhervat w s
look ofTenas at the butcher'i
Mocklnc reuisrhs. am, ye
-llev. run. leave poll
aioae. aui
i..,.. t emir anusasw Biachlntaf
The butcW glared kt tb bisb Bad
retorted t'
"If I bad this speaker la ons of f
sansafe maehluse, I d soon ak lilc
aieat of blm.' '
XUn Mr. ntifsrald uuuted from
ths platform with -turtle I
"Is thy servant dog that tbo
sliotiklit do thU tblngT .
i .o' A Keew.'
The late Amhrvss U ThoniaB, the
notetl advertising siiwr of .-Ohlctiv.
u'nee tutd story about two doctors In ,
ait sddreaa on adyertlaiug.
. To Illustrate any pot. - 1
sMio of bb advvrtlaing error, "I'll j
tell you about my frlead itooea. ttooss) ,
was taken down very bad, and. hli f
tly physician being out of town, a spe
cialist wee called to.
"Hut the family physician unexpect
edly returned, and be and tbe atwetor
I at entered Ituotw' cbamber together.
Tbey found the man in a high fever
snd partially uneohaciuea. ICa put
bla band under tbe bed clothes to feel
Hones' pulse, snd each accidentally got
bold of tbe other's baud.
"He bat typhoid,' said the first phy
ah Ian. 1 -
" 'Nothing ef lite kind.' said the ott
er 'He's only drunk.' .
rtvwir t fwveala.
At Qulmpvr, la Urtttsuy, tbe wife ot
a man named le Rani gave birth to t
iwy. Tbe father took the cbitd tad
Sold It for IS hi tbe wire of the local
butcber. Mate, tWitan. Tbe wwaasa pre
truted ll to ber busband BB bar own
newly bora Infant sad tloeaa hastened
to register the child's birth.
Le Haul, fearing that be might gel
Into trouble with tbe police. Belt con
suited tbe butcber, whom be sunward
to be a party to the fraud. The dutd
huabaad threw llaat out of tbe
houaw, The latter then reglsteead the
birth ef bla owu child, la lb 'eye ot
tlie law, tttetvforw, tbe . Infant baa
clslms-on two separate families sad ew
Jojs the unique dlstlm-tloa uf being
the son of two mot here. Paris Newt.
be left Taw .' r
Two young women were sealed to
gether In a Uruadway ear, when B Weil-
drard niau of middle age entered.
One of tbe women bowed to blm.
"Who Is tliatT ber eumpanlon asked.
"lie's tbe father of one uf my chil
dren. tbe Brat Speaker replied.
Whereupon an elderly spinster mt mi
ir countenance, wb was aaa ted Melt,
gaaped and nearly fa luted.
"laa't II queer," the young woman
went on, "that I should have three
pairs of twinsall girts, luor
The aiilnter.rhangd ber aval In a
hurry too quickly to bear say further 1
fads concerning tbe young woman s
OUbllc scbuol cltaa New Tot Ulubn
III Walaral MMaes. 1
"Two mutual friends tat tear a nan
at lunch one day.
" What makes blm look aa glum
mis morning r ssld tbe Brat
- Why.' said tbe other, 'be vleHed
an KgypiUn palwlat last Bight sad
fellow told bins bla , wife would
marry twice, and tbe second busband
wosld be s remarkably Dae chap."
"Aha! He thinks that's rather
reflection oa blureelf, ebr -
-ot al SIL lie thinks bis wife
wss married before, and never told
him.-- Washington Bur.-
tlvaaath 'r Ike Cmmtmm.
The enormous strengtb ef the rondor
is only equsled by bis vorsdty
nomneas. This Immense bird often
pounces upon small salmala. but frvm
tbe shew snd bluotnets of bis claws
ne is unable to carry anything very
""Vi ao ne contents himself wltb
fixing It against tlx ground with one
of bis claws, wblJe wltb tbe other and
nis powerful beak be rends It to piece.
lorgid weitb food. Ibe bird then b
comes Incapable of flight snd msy be
spprosclied, but any attempt at capture
lunuoaiy retistea.
JUA DISEASE
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Sores and Ulrica
tnd Kheumatlan.
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