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Newspaper Page TextScrofula Yw ar enttrclr free from It. It mar develop alowly as to cause little If anr dUturbaac duriu th wliole pfrll ot childhood. .- It way then produce draper-lla, catarrh, and markM teaileney consumption, before maulfcatinf Itself tn muh cutauaoua erup tion or glandular arrlllng. II t beat to bo sun that roa art quite free from It, and you eaa rly on Hood's Sarsaparilla to rtd yon of radtealtr ! permanently. Awpt no substitute, but Insist on having; Uood'S. Liquid or Utilcta, 100 l)oM U. Iter Steadr Diet. It was Nov. 10., For seven week Mrs. Symmlnyttfu had been killing1 off the 'snrplua young roosters from her flock and eating them. Now, with tht light of desjierution In her face, she loaded six ot them, dressed, luto the oid bussy. Pt a basket of ecirs mider the seat, and set off for Bclltown Cen ter, determined to trade all six If nec essary for a mess of plain corned bef. As she passed the 'Orthodox" church three women emerged from the basement and balled her. "O Mary Symmington!" they cried. "Are you coming to our church sup per?" "Whoar she said. "When Is Itr "To-night, In the town hall. Ifa 23 cents." Mrs. Symmington nodded acquies cence. Here was something better than he had hoped for. "Of course I'll come." she said. "Ill go back for my men-folks. What you going to barer Three eager women gathered breath for a simultaneous glad cry. It came an instant later: "Chicken pie! ricnty ot chicken pie i for everybody!" " . , ua my una i "Whatr exclaims the vexed wife. You forgot to get tho tickets for the matinee after w have asked our friends to go with us? O, you dummy! ! Now. what excuse can we make to ; them? It la too late to get seats.1 "Well," stammers the husband, "couldn't we tell thein we forgot they were going?" RHEUMATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY When the joints are sore and swollen, and the muscles throbbing with the pain of Rheumatism, relief must be had at once, and it is natural to rub the affected parts with liniments, oils, etc. This treatment does good in a way, by temporarily relieving the pain and reducing the inflammation, but has no effect on the disease itself, becac.se Rheumatism is more than skin deep ; it 13 in the blood and cannot be rubbed away. Rheumatism is brought on by indigestion, weak kidneys, poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a pen era! sluggish condition of the system The refuse and waste matters, which should be carried off through the nat ural avenues of bodily waste, are left to sour and form uric acid and other irritating poisons which are ab sorbed by the blood, making it thin, weak and acrid. Then instead of nourishing the different nerves, mus cles, joints and tissues it fills them with poison to produce the aches, pains and other disagreeable symp toms of the disease. Rheumatism is usually worse in Winter for the reason that cold and dampness are exciting causes. The nerves become excited and sting with pain, the mus cles are sore and drawn, the joints swollen and stiff and the sufferer lives in intense agony ; and if the disease is not checked it often leaves Its victims helpless cripples for life. Rheumatism cannot be rubbed away bnt it can be driven from the blood by S. S. S. Being a perfect blood purifier this great remedy soon pro duces a complete change in tbe en tire circulation ; the thin, acrid blood is through the body nourishes and soothes PURELY VEGETABLE. fo3 fi for another attack. Do not waste time trying to rub Rheumatism away, but get it out of the blood with S. S. S. so that the cold and dampness of Wintet will not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special book on Rheuma tism and any medical advice will be given free, THE SWFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA Get What You Ask For! THERE Is a Reason Why the Good People of America bay Caicares aa Fast aa the Clock Ticks. Every second some or.e, somewhere. U Buying a little Ten-Cent Box oi Cas careia. t, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 0 times to the Minute, 60 Minutes to the Hour. 3600 Boxes an Hour. 36,000 Boxes a Da of Ten Hours, 1,080,000 Boxes a Month, and then some. Think of it 220.CCO People take a Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use Cascarets when necessary. - The Judgment of Millions ef Bright Americans is Infallible. Theyhavebeea Buying and Taking Cascarets at thai rata tor over Six years. It Is not an Experiment, not an Acci dent or Incident, but a sound. Honest Business, based onTime-Tried-and-Testtd Merit, never found wanting. There ia a Reason. ; a ., Cascarets are tha Implacable foe of All Disease Germs; the incomparable cleanser, purifier and strengthener of the entire Digestive Canal. They Act like Exercise on the Bowel Muscles, make them strong and active able to Help Themselves do their work keep themselves clean. , Cascarets are the safe-guard of Innocent Childhood against the Dreadful Death dealing Dangers that threaten the Lives of the Little Ones. They are Purely Vegetable, absolutely Harmless, always Reliable and. Efficient, RAN EMPTY TRAIN. Wat raaaemjer tram Jernejr flfj tn ritlhrx KihmIv Trtn. It cost tho Pennsylvania railroad and the Pullman Palace Cnr Company 11 -js n (-hrlstuins da.v tv run a train without any iiasamiscra from Jersey ntt 1,1 pmntnira. The train, the Pennsylvania limited, one of the ftnfs! on tbe road, consisted of an engine bafisaga cnr. diner ana three eoneho when It pulled out of Jersey City ot 11 :2t a. m. on Mouday, and whan I reached Pittsburg at f:"3 o'clock that niKht, the only passenger It carried were tbe throe change of Pennsylvania crews and the regulnr rulituan crew The run was strictly according to schedule, but not a ticket was punched not a meal wa atwtl or a pUv of bassiipe handled. Nobody worked but tlie engineer and flrvtueii. Throe cooks basted fowls and created good thltiRS !n the fullnnry line for four waiters to serve tlie passenger who didn't come. A tiarbor waited In vain for "Next!" and tlie Fulman con ductor had plenty of time to admire his new uniform. All this cost the company, founded by the lata George Pullman, good cash, and, as for the Pennsylvania, why. there were three conductors who didn't conduct, while twelve bniketneu and three bagsnse niasters twirled their thumbs Instead of lantern, flag or trunks. A lone sten ographer had time to waste, and the wear ami tear ou tha train, the equip ment of which represented about $4-V 000, kept on with every turu of the wheels. It Is doubtful If a railroad train ever made such a run before. Joseph Brown, the Pennsvlranla conductor who had icb.irxe of the train from Jersey City to Philadelphia, said that In his forty- five years aa a railroader he never re- numbered such an ocuerreuee New American. " sie Liked Him. "Hare you any reason to believe that your sisier naes uic, mr. 1 TAtir.. ha rinoL Just vesterdav I heard her say, "Nobody could help likln' the dear old easy mark.'" Cleveland Plain Dealer. While at work for the T. C. A P. R. K. Is the iwimpy rerion, I contracted Bheumatiam and was completely hetp leaa for about four montha and spent over SI 50.00 with doe to ra, bat got worae very day, and finally quit tnem and be gan 8. 8. S. I took a few botUea anl waa cured sound and Weil. M y health is now splendid, and X weiirh ITS pound. There la a lady liTic-K near me who is now taking- S. S. S. for acuta R&eumatiam. For two months a ho could notturnhttrMlfin bed, but sine begin ning your medicine about threo weeks ago has improved rapidly, and is now able to ait wp. I can recommend 8. S. 8. to all aufTenng' xromRneumutism. TJlah, X. C. S. C. LASSITEB. I was severely troubled with Rheuma tism. I had it In my knees, legs and ankles, and any one who haa ever had Bheumatiam knowa how excraciating the pain ia and how it interferes with one at work. X was truly in bad ahape havin been bothered wita it for ten yeari, off and on. A local phyaician ad vised me to uae S. 8. S. I did so. A?ter taking- two bottles I noticed ths aore Bess and pain were srreatiy reduced. I continued, the medicine and was thor oughly cured; all pain, aorenesa and in flammation rone. I recommend S. S. 8. to all Kheumatie suderere. i. L. AOSEW, 803 E. Greenbrier St. Mu Vernon, O. made pure and rich, and as it goes the irritated nerves, eases the throb bing muscles, and dissolves and carries out of the system the irritating particles in the joints which are keeping up the pain and inflammation. S. S. S. cures Rheumatism permanently, and m addi tion tones up the digestion and stimu lates the different members of the body to their full dutr so there is no cause a tn;e, faithful, loyal servant cf KanWnd, Over Five Mill; ens of Dollars have teea Spent to make the merits of Cas carets known, and every cent cf it wouii te lest, did not sound merit claim and hold the constant, continued friendship, Patronage and Endorsement of weli pieased people year after year. a a There Is also a Reason Why there are Parasites who attach, themselves to the Healthy Body of Cas caret's success Imitators, Counterfeiters. Substitutors. They are Trade Thieves who would rob Cascarets of the "Good Will" of tha people," and sneak unearned profits, earned and paid for by Cascarets. A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest Product and a Disregard cf the Purchas era" Health or Welfare. "- Beware of the Slick Salesman and tilt ancient "Just as Good" story that com mon sense refutes. Cascarets are made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and the famous little Ten Cent "Vest Pockel" box is here shown. They are never sold la bulk. Every tablet marked "CCC." Be sure you get the genuine. trr- FREE TO OCR FRIENDS) We want to tni to our Menus a beintlfnl FTWictwKslMfd. GOLD-PLATtD BONBON BOX, hard-enameled to colors, it it a Naoty tor the dressing able. Tea cests in sunps is asked a a measure cf tmi faith and lo cover cottof Cascarets, with whlc3ThV(5ty trinket it loaded, r Snl to-oar. auiuioiiini tint aiecr. Address StoiitkiiicaxUa.UicitgatiUwXaik, IN THE NATIONAL HALLS OF CONGRESS . . i i -r -ram -""j"ie" Monday. February 19." AYaahlngtou, Feb. 1. Three blUa were patied under auapenaion of the rule- requiring a twothlrd vote iu the houee today. Tha first makes gambling unlawful in the territories of tha United State, iiicludirig Aiiaona, New Mexico, Okla homa, Indian Territory and Alanka. Tl, hill ia .lirorbnl narticnlarlv iraint Ariiona and New Mexico, whom It was stated gambling was licensed. The second prov'dea additional work for the Census bureau by requiring U tistica to be taken on insurance, tlah eriee, electrical Industrie, iavinga banks and crime. The third appropriate $50,000 for the purchaae of 300 acres of coal land on the island of Bat an, one ot the Philippine archipelago. On the last named bill a dehate of two hours wae had. Tbe others were dt bated 40 minute each. Washington, Feb. 19. Discnceion of the pure food hill occupied practically all of the day in the senate. The speakers were Heybiim, who ha charge of the bill; Foiaker, who presented a number of amendment deeired by liquor interest; Money, iu favor of his sustitute; and McCuuiber. An order was made to devote time tomorrow to considering amendment under the ten minute rule, and begin voting at 5 o'clock 'Wednesday. The president transmitted tocongre a special message agreeing with the minority report of the consulting n- gineers on ttie ranauia canal m iavi r ot a lock canal. Thursday, February 15. tTanhinfftrin. Feb. 15. The senate today passed to the consideration of the joint statehood MU and for an hnnr and a half listened to a speech by Dick in support of the bill aa reported from the committee on territories. The hill mohibitiuff the unauthorised wearine of tbe insignia of tbe G. A. R. and other ooldier organizations was passed. Rill arara named rstablishina litftlt- boa'cs and fog signals on Cape Hinch inhrook islam. William eound and Cape Spencer, Cross sound, in Alaska. Washington, Feb. 15. "Morning hour" prevailed in the house today until after 5 o'clock. The net result waa the paseatre of a bill to increase to 130.000 a vesr the Federal appropria tion to each state and territory for the support cf agricultural experiment stations and a bill rejeI'nfc the present law erantinc American register to lor- eign ships wrecked and repaired on the American coast in the discretion oi me secretary rf the department of Com merce and Labor, and rrqnirirg a spe cial act of congreea to grant such regis ter. The feafnre of the day wa the at tempt of Payne, chairman of tbe waj s and means committee, to get his bi.l for tbe consolidation of customs collec tion districts. A farious opposition developed and by a rotl call a large ma jority voted aiiainst considering the bill." Again, when the ex eriment sta tion bill came np, the debate reverted into the Payne bill, and it was with difficulty that it conld be bronght to an end. An indirect compliment was paid to Longworth by a vote to adjourn today until Monday, although nothing will appear in tbe record of it purpose. Wednesday, February 14. Wednesday, Feb. 14. At a few minutes after 6 o'clock today the senate -ast it 6nal ballot on tbe subsidy ship ping bill, wtiicn was pesei oy a vote of 38 to 27. All trie votes for the bill were by Republican senators, and five Republican senator voted with the Demorcata in opposition. Itiey were Burkntt, Dolliver, Li- Follette, Spoonf r and Warner. The vote on the bill was preceded ny action on a number of amendments, and this by an entire day of debate. Many important amend ments were accepted, but only in one ca?e was a modification agreea io tnai was not in accordance with tbe wiebe? of the managers of tbe bill. Tbe excep tion was on an amendment cnerel tiy poonr eliminating the provision giv ng ball pay to members of tbe naval reserve wuo Lave eerveti less man six months. When the shipping bill was die- posed of the statehood bill was made the unfinished basinet. Washington-, Feb. 14. After spend ing almost the entire day in debate on Changes Alaska Railroad Bill. Washington. Feb. 20. Tbe senate committee on territories authorized a favorable report on a bill prohibiting (rambling in "Alaska, Arizona, hew Mexico, Oklahoma and Indian Terri tory, The committee also antborized a favorable report npnn the bill to aid tbe construction of Alaskan railroads, but, amended it by striking out the provision for the bond issue secured by tbe United States government. As tbe bill will be reported there is no direct financial assistance givtn by tbe gov ernment to this project. Railroads on the Islands. Washington, F-b. 14. The bid of Solomon & Co., Cornelius Vanderbiit, J. O. White A Co., all of New Vork; Thomas F. bwtlt, Detroit, with whom is associated the International Banking corporation; H. B. Wiln and Heidel bach, Ickelhelmer A Co., ha been ac cepted by the Philippine government for the concessionary contract or grant for the construction, mainte nance and operation of raitroad fn the islands of Neicros, Panay and Cebu. Their bid provides for full government goat an tee authorized by congress. May Try Behring Sea Claims. Washington, Feb. 20 Tbe house committee on judiciary today returned a favirable report on a bill to confer jurisdiction npon tbe Circuit court of tbe United State for the Ninth circuit (Pacific coast stater) ti determine in equity the rights of American citixens under the award of the Behring sea arbitration ot Paris and to render judg ment. Tbe house committee also or dered favorable report for United State court at Victoria, Tex., and Miami, Fla. the fortification bill, that measure was passed by the house today. ' Tuesday, February 13. Washington, Feb. 18. The furttaoa tlon appropriation hill held the atten tion ot the bona today, avid wa the text for much heated argument, first over the lax method of expenditure oi public niouey and second over the lo cation of the proposed $ln,000,000 naval station for the Philippine. Washington, Feb. 13. Penatoc El kin today introduced hi bill (or rath way rate regulation. The measure pro vide that whenever any rate, (are or charge established by any common car rier shall be unjust and unreasonable, the Interstate Commerce commission shall have power, after complaint and hearing, to make an order reqiilriuy such rate to b modified, so far as shall be necessary iu order to remove the un reasonableness and unlawfulness. Th order shall take effect on and after a date to be specified not less than 80 day after service upon the carrier, and hall continue in effect tor one year un less restrained or set aside by lawful order or decree of court, or unless re voked or modified by a supplementary order of the commission, which may be made upon application or after notice to the carrier defendant iu Uie proceed ing. Senator Fulton today offered an amendment to the sundry civil bill ap propriating $400,000 for protecting ami preserving work done on the jetty at ths mouth of the Columbia river. Mr. Fulton has concluded, after repeated conferences with Chairman Bnrt-n, ot tbe bouse committee, and the senate leaders, that the only possible way of gettiug an appropriation this -ion for the mouth of the Columbia is hy an amendment tn tbe sundry civil bill. There is ahenlutely no hope of passing a special bill, nor is tiiere any hope of putting through an eaierwnry river and harhor bill to provide tor a hunted number ot deeerving projects, aa wa al one time contemplated. Pacific Coast Protests. Washington, Feb. 10. Serious op position from Pacific coast interests has leveloped to the Ciuhmau bill provid ing lor new tuning leguiation tor Ala-ks. ,The bnnse committee on ter ritories is now considering the bill and today six Pacific coast senator and a number of representative appeared be fore it and asked that the hraring I kept open until parties interested ran reach here rem the coast to be beard in opposition to it. The principal point of objection is that the bill gives to tbe depa-tiuent cl Commerce and Lalmr power to mike suitable regulations. It is claimed the department would lie s'wolute io this matter, and that any change ir the existing regulations would work hardship, if nut ruin, to tie salmon fishing indastr.es. Why No Statue of Lafayette' Washington, Feb. 16. Tbe attention of Serietary Root I as Iwen called to tbe delay in completing tbe hronte statue of General Lafayette at Paris, for which a large sum of money was raised n th s couuTt, to take the place of the plaster cast placed on tbe pedestal dur ing tbe exposition of 1900. It is un- cerstood that Mr. Root has s'atted an investigation. The Pautihteia ot the American Revolution are interesting themselves in the matter. Prior Right Given Squatter. Washington, Feb. 1'). Senator hois today introduced a bill providing that where settlers have been permitted to go upon and erect improvements on lands within townsite nnder jtoveru- ment irrigation projects prior to their formal opening, they shall have the first right to purchase lots on which such improvements are located at tht appraised value. Last Hearing on Yakima Land. Washington, Feb. 14. Iind Com- rnisaioner Ross today bad a final bear ing on bis fight for the approval of the state Carey act selection of 56,000 acres intheiakinia valley. The rase will probably be dex-ided in a few ilujs. Lighthouse for Resurrection Bay. Washington, Feb. 14. Senator Piles today introduced a bill authorising the construction of a lichthonse at the en trance of Resurrection bay, Alaska, to cost 125,000. Will Report Bill. Washington, Feb. 20. Tiie Philip. pine tariff bill, which ha been held up in the sneate committee ever since it passed the honse, is soon to tie reported. The Democrats of tbe committee, who were supposed to tie solidly arrayed against the bill, held aeon feretn-e today and two out of the five declared their intention to vote to report the bill Carniack of Tennessee and McCreary of Kentucky. Three Republicans, how ever Hale of Minnesota, Burrow of Michigan and Brandegee of Connecticut are opposed to tbe bill. Ask Expulsion of Senator. Washington, Feb. 14. A petilkn asking for the etpnlHion of Senator T. C. Piatt, of New Vork, from tbe senate, which bad been riled with the vice president, wa laid before the senate today. The documeot is signed by C. W. Poet, of Washington. Mr. Poet al lege that Mr. I'latt should be deprived ol hi seat because, as president of the United State K spree company, lie is an officer ol a combination consisting ot all the principal express companies of the country who co-operate to keep up rates. Will Act On Exclusion Law. Washington, Feb, 14. Chinese ex clusion legislation was one of the sub ject discussed today by the president. Representative Perkins, of New York, told the president that the matter soon would be taken op by tbe committee and that he had no doubt that action would be taken. He (lid it would he tho effort of the committee to satisfy tbe objection now made by the Chi nese, without admitting to this country Chinese coolie. Is It Your Own Hair? Do you pin your hat o your own hair? Can't do U Haven't enough hair It must he you do not know Aycr's Hair Vicor I Here's an Intro ductionl May the acquaint ance result In heavy txowth of rlch.ihick.glossyhair! And we know you'll never be Eray. I iWnk ttiat iml llir VUr lha mml t,iilrful hlrrr llii ni m'l I hava ue,l II re wmta tmi ami I r' iihUi rully lhl I am arvailr lMt wll" rbwfitllf iMitnm-i(t li as .pwiuliJ irta rauuu.'-Miaa V. It rock. Wxl.urt. Wioli. MaUabrJ C Ar"" . I.ow.li. aUM. aua MtauaAwiurara af tUKMPAKILU. 1 W O tmW PECTORAL arcittl-llaa4. Aacum Why, 1 thoiicht Crlbbcr one ot the wittiest comedians ou the vaudeville tKe." Apparently yon dldu't Ilk the sort of Joke he um-s. Iteedlt Oh, but I do. That's why I couldu t laugh at him. He and I seem to rend the tnuie Joke papers. Philadelphia Pre. Deafness Cannot B Cured tT local api'ltcation ai lhar i-annnl rearh th dlieawMl I'urtiotiuf tha ear. Iiiaie Umilyeue Way tutfuratleaitieis, au that la fcr eoimtlllk tiolial fmi,ltea, ivaltiea la rauaia au 111 Baimd evnttiilt'n of tha ttutcua tiuttig ( ll' auviachlaii iul. hen ihia tut la ftiliaraaii yu aava a rumbling touitU or tninerfee! liear in. anl when it UamlrwW ottatt, ta(tia la the rwa ull, and unlaa ilia IntiammaUou van I taJtan out ami thlalulni ia.o,,l u Ita normal cmeiillen, hearing will tw ilentroyad toravar; ni!ti eaiea out ,i t,'n ara ratiM-,i ny aiarro, rtilt-b la nothing fcut au liiiiaued cvoUUivo ut ttio-mucou aurta,-a n will give una Itun.inMt Hollar lr any rata of tca'ti-a (rnit.e,! ty catar ru) ttial eatl- not 1 eei ny li au i an larin tura, kcavt lor circular, wo. K. J. ntKNEY A CO- TulrJo. a fnM by rrut!, TW. Ua.l a t awny I Uli ara th bast. Too Rvalluile. Mr. Oaawall I your niece lill do ing art workT Mra. Budilen-flymer Yea. Indeed. The other day alia painted a bunco of tulden rod a 1if.-l.ke and natural that it five me th ha f.-ver erery tint I 'ook at It. Chicago TriUuii. TO CllltK A Till n tv nsr. tl.lt Ta t. A X ATI V U I!HiNUih.,:iii.. 1'al.lola. r" r'iiui.i nin-r tf ii ii t cr. a.. W. ulioi' a'a ai !aiui lau va,;b ua. zc. From 11- to fork. Pacr!y Is that your pork down there on the road, gtiv'nort Fanner Pork f What d'ye mean? Then?' a pig o' mliw out there. aaserliy .h. hut there's a motnr car Just beou by.- Ixutduu Punch. You Can Oet Alien' root-Caa rBi a Wril Allans. Oliritl, t Bey.N. Y., for a tn aamria of Allen rn lua. It etirew twaailng. h"l awi'iUn. arblng terl. It maa aaw or ttnt ar.a e.y A ertaio rum mr crrtt, Ineroalnsiuai'.ii and vunlona. AU drug (lauwilit. i'e. lon l an?)i any uiltul Marrlaae aa aa laalllailaa. Tlie lilatnrical facta curnvrntng mar-rl.-iRpa au Institution are probably only vncucly known to the mnjorlty of peo ple, ni'ist of whom would dimhtleaa lie surprised to learn that the luatltutlon. aa we know It to-dar. U lva than M.i jear old. Illsti-rie of the marries: cerctiKiny show t'.mt It was not aolein nlievl in church as a relitflmi rite until the time of I'oiie Innm-rnt III., A. l. lias, and waa not considered a aacra ment until 1 1 1'!. HaUa'l nornf Mark. riderly lielatlve (to schoolgirl) Auiniuhi, you are looking pale. You munt nut lie too aiuhlttoua. Tell me the truth, now ; haven't you been burn ing the mlilivlelit oil? Mis Amanda (her pnlenea all gone) Why. yea, auntie. Ittit hut not much ; we turned the lamp down very low Imk-cd, lh-trolt New. .V. ,L'viiKt,'uV3 , ' - v clioose one ot Viri-iiai.aaraaaWi 1 1 tw-'tt,. g al POllle Of thfl Lciiunie only, by company the front aWrJJatrv fjl-wTitn--,. No Itaaleeaa, The friend of a joving physMnn itnrtcd for Ilttlo weati-m town and (,ro.ulH..d to teliwrnph If the 'ttl.-nii-nt Mnwrd to be a good oHMitiig It) the iticllcal line. M,r m ;)bylclnn rwelveU the followliig niee wire! "t'oni at once, All' well." To which the phyalcluu hHnded! "Wlmt the use of coining If H ellT I Imir Uttcr locate wtmie they're til lck.M" a MtuMNTtirTntw rtm rttx. ttehlng. ill ml, Ifa-Hllnar. Cmiru.lliig fllaa. IW I.IK ar ainii"iil it rvfMml uioniy If I u UlMUtvM (a U to iir Iu ioHiUi a Thnroak. "I henr," aald one flnanclor, "that Mr. ltockefcller I Imthlng hi twt In the early morning dew to beiifllt hi health" I Yc.'' rt'iillcd tho other. "Having ' gutteil all there 1 out of oil. he la going to try witter." Washington Star. ' riTB raTOiaiiamly ruiwl. NoSl.or aanwunaa I I Id anrr.il,au.rl'f Klln-'atlreal Nrrra laalurer, Ha hr Krer BV trial rartllaancttwalta III. U. U alma, 1.14.. ail Aivli at., l'UllaUaitiia, 1'a A rarefal I'alleat. A woman wtioae IliMnt had troubled hr fur a long time, say a writer In tho Philadelphia Public Ledger, grew Impatient at the slow progres she waa making, and made complaint to her doctor, who anld: 'Mniliini, I can never cure you of this throat trouble utile you atop tutklnic, nuil give your throat a com plete rvst." "Hut, doctor," obJecfit hi patleut. "Pui very careful what I aay. I nev er use harvb language or auytblug of that kliid. Volherawitl n4 V". Wtnstnw'a KootMn fyriip tha bt re1 totiaa tut Uulr aklldiaa Uuriuf th tavlhlug atkl. At s Hal el. Quest Dldu't I tclegrapb for th beat room In the house 'Clerk Ye. ir. tiucst Why dldu't jou It for moT Clerk I've already given th beat room Iu the house to fifty people to night, aud 1 thought roil wouldn't like to be crowded. Cleveland I.eaJtir. Far forty yer Plao's Cure for Con iniini tt. ii foil ctire-l fixiKliS and cold. At 1UKglat. Price 3 orniU. A oo4 flak. "The weather man said It would rain toduy aud I ant glnd t carried my um brella." Hut It dldu't rain at all to day." "I know It dldu't, but I met th weather man on the street and I Uacl tho umbrella to swat htm good aud bard." Philadelphia Prraa. Madara Aerartlate. First Actreaa Slav you bad your diamond sloleu hilelyt Sceoinl Actrva No; 1 quit that ernl yenra ago. First Actreaa What's your (arc nowt Second Actrea Ituutilng down prominent citizen In my auto. WArNTIJLJ A bright man with team in yourconn tv. (liiiidy work andgood wage to right man. lleferviice required. For Jr ticular adilrva i KOCI1 V. T. CO. j Boa X Winona, Minn. iEEDJ Utkw orr a rWUJ of QMtUr v4 Qitavitr. W an titut Uihe-r biuitxl Ivrry', tey r lis tl t tt BMfKH, but IharT If itvitmiVa Ilia ww alno. V. mtm nj,biui la Q.,r rt4l hf1MMril, kaHIMraa, art w li(aJaMtgV 0. M. FIRRY t CO.. Dttreit, Hick. aa "..pjaaua TheWinninuStroke If more than ordinary skill In playing brings tlie honors of the Came to the winning player, so exceptional merit In a remedy ensures the commendation of tlie well informed, and as a reason able amount of outdoor life and recreation to conducive to the health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's improvement In cases of constipation,xbiliousness, headaches. fie. It la ntt.lmnnrt-int lw,,i.,., I ..l, ....: - . . ' aiunvTvi, 111 juriLtinig know n quality and excellence, like in. oyiup vi rig. nianuiatrurea Yiy ttie California ri Syrup Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect ually, when a laxative Is needed, without any unpleasant after effects, ns it acts naturally and Rcntly on the internal organs, simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without gnpinR, Irritating, or debilitating the internal organs In any way as it contains nothing of an objectionable or Injurious nature! As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu- r,fn Tm( SyrUP at K kn0Wn t0 physicians to 8Ct DlOSt beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con-side-ring in making purchases. It is because of the fact that SYRUP OF FIGS is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and nnproved bv Physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of wefl informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain quality or Infer or remit at inn. I-' enri, imII.i ..t..... i i i 1 ..miiiy rrniiinn nrs t,.,,l a -n ii - h,u, vii iiiuiu ni uii times, to use when laxative remedy Is required. Please to remember that t avrUD or t ics s fnr all reputable druggists and that full name of the - California Fig Syrup Co., to plainly printed on of every package. ReWprice. WKottle plguF9RNiA Fig Syrup t" "ean'r i.eo. l ' ' ldaal""i;n M'''IV''"l",'""l- baa f 1 ii lima, a.iid ar uiini.ia r- a riCTVr.r'jn- "a-. 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